Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Couldn't go past barbecue shapes, Yep, I could be a
Speaker 2: pig in a racer.
Speaker 3: Before there was top gun, there was top campy the
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. You
Speaker 3: still stand by those words. Yes, there's been a flurry
Speaker 3: of activity in the last twenty four hours about you
Speaker 3: stating on the record that you could seek on a pig.
Speaker 4: I am one hundred percent committed. First, you're going to
Speaker 4: be committed mentally, which I am. I haven't been running yet.
Speaker 3: Last night you wasked for seven days training, which is
Speaker 3: ludicrous right Otherwise, why don't these Olympians don't pull the
Speaker 3: training for four years and a week before like the
Speaker 3: Rio Games, putting on the running shoes and then go
Speaker 3: for a job. Then, so you didn't even train yesterday
Speaker 3: because she said it was too wet.
Speaker 5: You just worry about your part. Finally he could run
Speaker 5: in a straight line. I'll worry about my training.
Speaker 3: How's there been any doubt creep in Nope?
Speaker 4: Oh well, yes, I took the stairs up this morning
Speaker 4: instead of the elevator, and I was a bit puffed
Speaker 4: at the top of the.
Speaker 3: Just going up two flights to stay.
Speaker 5: But I tried to go quite fast, but pig is fast.
Speaker 3: The reason why Jack has thrown his hat in the
Speaker 3: ring that he is faster than a pig over the
Speaker 3: distance of a mile is because yesterday we were talking
Speaker 3: about the fact that apparently a pig will run a
Speaker 3: seven minute or under seven minute mile. They're fast, really fast.
Speaker 5: Which is quite good.
Speaker 4: But in my heyday, I think I could have beaten that,
Speaker 4: And I reckon, it won't take me long to get
Speaker 4: back to my heyday.
Speaker 3: What do you reckon, pats Jack versus pig.
Speaker 2: Well, I did back him yesterday, but now I'm having doubts.
Speaker 5: No, don't doubt me.
Speaker 2: You can't be put in training off just who's.
Speaker 5: A bit weird?
Speaker 3: No getting pigs. You know he was out there training
Speaker 3: yesterday the pigs. I was just going through the text
Speaker 3: that came into the show after the end of the
Speaker 3: show yesterday, and Christian I just heard on the show
Speaker 3: early about Jack wanting to race a pig. Can we
Speaker 3: just take a moment and go, aren't we lucky? This
Speaker 3: is apparently our job. Anyway, If Jack was ever in
Speaker 3: the outback and he came across a wild pig known
Speaker 3: as a bristle and got chased by it. There's no
Speaker 3: way he would outrun it. Up the nearest tree is
Speaker 3: the only way he would survive. Rob signs off of this.
Speaker 3: Believe me, it's true. He's been there. He's up a
Speaker 3: tree right now sending it. He's had to live up there,
Speaker 3: he's had to move his family up that trip for
Speaker 3: that pig that's just waiting them out down the bottom.
Speaker 4: No, I really think I am faster than any type
Speaker 4: of pig, wild or domesticated.
Speaker 3: No way you're going to do it. You will be
Speaker 3: quicker than that. Help me.
Speaker 5: I feed off the doubt.
Speaker 3: It's like Michael Jordan, doubt this guy at your peril.
Speaker 3: I'm just looking at some of the other text by
Speaker 3: the way, that came in after the show yesterday. Hi there,
Speaker 3: my name is Darren and I've been kicked in the
Speaker 3: head by Chuck Norris. Why the hell do we get
Speaker 3: that on air? That is amazing? His week is clean
Speaker 3: to fame.
Speaker 5: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: He was kicked in the head by Chuck Norris and
Speaker 3: another guy here. This was yesterday's showhen we're doing our
Speaker 3: week is Clain to fain. My brother Corey brought ex
Speaker 3: Prime Minister. We've had John Howard on the weekend than
Speaker 3: quite a few more than any other former PM. My
Speaker 3: brother Corey brought X Prime Minister John Howard's brother's dog.
Speaker 3: We just read that again. My brother Corey brought X
Speaker 3: Prime Minister John Howard's not John Howard's dog, John Howard's
Speaker 3: brother's dog. And yes, Christian, I have patted that dog.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for clearing that up. All right,
Speaker 3: we'll tell you about to our today's show coming up
Speaker 3: next on Gold one oh four point three. Good morning,
Speaker 3: it's ten minutes past six. The big thing we need
Speaker 3: to ask you today then, do you have a pig
Speaker 3: that jack can race. That's what we need from you today.
Speaker 1: Just that the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We'll come back to the pig race. But patucer Rio
Speaker 3: has got a chilling fact about a wild pig and
Speaker 3: how quick they are.
Speaker 6: Jackie know, I'm your biggest supporter, but you're not going
Speaker 6: to beat a wild pig. They can reach their top
Speaker 6: speed within just a few strides, and they can hit
Speaker 6: a top speed of forty eight kilometers an hour fifty
Speaker 6: k Now, that is fast, which means they would cover
Speaker 6: one hundred meters in seven and a half seconds, which
Speaker 6: is two seconds faster than Usain Bolts meet a record.
Speaker 5: I don't think I can beat that.
Speaker 3: No, wild pick wild pig out races you every day.
Speaker 4: The good thing about a while pig, though, is you
Speaker 4: can't corral it to race me. You have to go domesticated.
Speaker 3: Nice use of the word corral. So we're getting in
Speaker 3: the whole language now when I'm involved in pig racing.
Speaker 3: Next week in my house is big week. It's Ruby,
Speaker 3: our eldest daughter. It's her formal next Friday. And this
Speaker 3: is obviously think doesn't really happen in the UK. You
Speaker 3: don't really have now balls and stuff like that. But
Speaker 3: the formal is a It's a big sort of right
Speaker 3: of passage here, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Definitely They always stuck out at the end of the year.
Speaker 4: And the whole thing was if you play up at
Speaker 4: the formal, you can't come in and do your exams.
Speaker 3: Oh is that right?
Speaker 5: So to make the kids behave Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Wondering why it's at this point in the year, because
Speaker 3: she's in the year twelve. All the mates they're midway
Speaker 3: through these really intense exams. Do they need king size hangovers?
Speaker 3: Really that right now? Or the pressure? Maybe they do?
Speaker 3: But do you two? You must you vividly remember, like
Speaker 3: the sort of carry on beforehand for your formally.
Speaker 5: I do, and I've actually recently looked back at the
Speaker 5: photos of me.
Speaker 3: Did you hire a suit? Buy a suit? What did
Speaker 3: you get?
Speaker 5: I borrowed a suit?
Speaker 3: Who was your date?
Speaker 5: My date was my first, my first love.
Speaker 3: Christian?
Speaker 5: Oh oh yeahs.
Speaker 3: You're married now, eleven week old son. I don't know
Speaker 3: what you're saying.
Speaker 5: The podcast, So.
Speaker 3: The podcast go away about it's the live radio show
Speaker 3: of Melbourne's biggest radio station. Don't worry about the podcast.
Speaker 3: That's not the stuff that's going to come back and
Speaker 3: bite you on the ass. She was good, she was
Speaker 3: good now getting worse? And Patsy, do you remember it all? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I remember my year ten formal, but we weren't. There
Speaker 2: wasn't a big thing about having a date. It was
Speaker 2: just the girls, you know, the friendship group hanging out.
Speaker 2: We went that. Boys were like so far from our.
Speaker 4: Minds, Like when you tell yourself if you don't have
Speaker 4: a date to the former.
Speaker 2: I did say that none of my girlfriends. We had
Speaker 2: boyfriends out of our school.
Speaker 3: All those invisible boyfriends. Remember, people used to make count
Speaker 3: that I had to hear those girlfriends that were in
Speaker 3: various schools out of state. She's not around again this year.
Speaker 5: Summer.
Speaker 3: She's modeling at the moment. She's got another calendar shoot
Speaker 3: for Perelli, So she's out for us this year, guys.
Speaker 3: But she really conford to meeting your Yeah, there's mysterious
Speaker 3: in boyfriends and girlfriends we've had over the years, Patsy.
Speaker 3: We've heard that one before. Did you did your mum
Speaker 3: buy the dress to shop? Yes?
Speaker 2: And you know what, I've still got the dress. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've still got the dress hanging up in the wardrobe.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, but it was weeks of preparation.
Speaker 5: My school dress.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my uten formal dress.
Speaker 3: I love it. Yes, yeah, I see, because we've kept
Speaker 3: various little bits of the girls grown up over the years.
Speaker 3: I actually want to keep the shoes and dress. We've
Speaker 3: got Ruby. You'll love this, Patsy. So for Ruby today,
Speaker 3: I've got a book in the fake tan to get
Speaker 3: sprayed on next Wednesday, which is two days before the formal.
Speaker 3: So she's got two days for it to kind of
Speaker 3: look a bit more less free to be that heavily tanned.
Speaker 3: Look at the weather right now, No one should look
Speaker 3: that it's rainy, it's very cold right now. Her hair
Speaker 3: is getting cut Saturday, that's all arranged. Then it's the nails,
Speaker 3: I think a manicure, pedicule, whichever it is or both
Speaker 3: on Monday. It's like all these stages before we manager. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's what she's actually described me as that not just
Speaker 3: the manager, but also ferrying around all these various appointments.
Speaker 3: My diary next week is basically blocks out are just
Speaker 3: like three pm. I pick you up at school. Then
Speaker 3: we go to get this done. And then I've mentioned
Speaker 3: this on the show. Her friends, eleven of them are
Speaker 3: coming around next Friday for pres round at ours with
Speaker 3: their parents. They're going to be like thirty people. I
Speaker 3: already had Sarah and I, my wife, have already had
Speaker 3: very strict instructions about so no photos. I was thinking
Speaker 3: about hiring a photographer because then all the mums and
Speaker 3: dads can get some nice quality photos of them with
Speaker 3: the yes, they don't want any of I don't know
Speaker 3: whether to just hire a photographer anyway, and she'd be okay,
Speaker 3: on on the night. Do you think she just get
Speaker 3: really peed off?
Speaker 5: Well, why do you want no photos? Why is that
Speaker 5: a rule?
Speaker 3: Because he said, oh god, it looks too try hard,
Speaker 3: to try hard. Do you know what, in five years time,
Speaker 3: even at the end of this year, you'll be grateful
Speaker 3: you've got some nice folks because it's all going to
Speaker 3: go so quickly for them. Yeah. I think it's the
Speaker 3: other thing that we've been told, sorry I've been told
Speaker 3: is don't try and be funny.
Speaker 5: He can't help he can't help it.
Speaker 3: No stick, no stand out, I can and I must.
Speaker 3: No stick, okay, no shenanigans, no speeches. I said, I
Speaker 3: was I was going to do a funny side show, right,
Speaker 3: and she was like, please don't do that, Please do
Speaker 3: not do that. Honestly, the list of what I'm to
Speaker 3: do and not to do that not to do list
Speaker 3: is bigger than the to do list.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Do you have a long drive ahead of you today?
Speaker 3: Could you be a long distance commuter of the show
Speaker 3: If you have, we'd love to speech this morning, Ben,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hello, what what's going on there?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 3: Then we can hear some sort of rhythmic banging didn't
Speaker 3: he go on the lawn. Still, it's not okay, Big One's husband,
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 5: What's going on there?
Speaker 3: Ben? What's the banging when you're doing I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: I mean you must know, you know, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: and that's perfect. What was it?
Speaker 8: I think my phone was going between my car and
Speaker 8: my phone.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, we'll go with that one. I've never had
Speaker 3: that excuse before for that. The phone was flicking between
Speaker 3: the hands. That's above board. Ben. Where are you driving
Speaker 3: to today? My friend? Where you off to?
Speaker 8: I drive from Parmella every morning and every.
Speaker 9: Night to Bayswater.
Speaker 3: And how long is that?
Speaker 8: That's then it's around one hundred and six tas each way.
Speaker 3: So now I think Jack spoke to you when he
Speaker 3: called it. And Jack goes to me, I bet you
Speaker 3: used to speak to Ben he woulds together big magnets.
Speaker 3: And then Jack moved on like that was an everyday experience.
Speaker 3: We get callers on who well together big magnets. I've
Speaker 3: never spoke to anyone before who welds together big magnets.
Speaker 3: How big of these big magnets?
Speaker 8: I got a you know, any anything between a ton
Speaker 8: and the biggest one we're doing is a thirty two
Speaker 8: tons a thirty.
Speaker 3: Two tons magnet? Who is is it? Felt?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 3: What are they going to do? Quit them? No good
Speaker 3: is what they're going to do. Who needs a thirty
Speaker 3: two ton magnet? What do you need to pick up
Speaker 3: a ship?
Speaker 8: A lot a lot of morning companies, so they'll they'll
Speaker 8: hang above their overhead suspension magnets, and they hang above
Speaker 8: conveyor belts and the stuff like that, the morning and
Speaker 8: stuff like that. So any anything from that to even abatoires.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not picking it all the cows, God enough
Speaker 3: dropped into death. Make a magnets. This is unbelievable, this
Speaker 3: stuff that's going on with this.
Speaker 8: Not a waste separation as well, so sense of sorting
Speaker 8: and then as well we do so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's dangerous for you, Ben if you've got your
Speaker 4: keys in your pocket and all of a sudden, that's
Speaker 4: what that banging was.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, when you're up to build one and you've
Speaker 8: got to you've got to fire up and test it. Yeah,
Speaker 8: you sort of make sure you've got nothing of that
Speaker 8: on you and make sure you test it.
Speaker 3: How the hell do you test thirty on magnet the
Speaker 3: car park or the cars in the car Parker told
Speaker 3: you back.
Speaker 8: Now you got yeah once once your fears building and
Speaker 8: you do you do a guest test to see, you know,
Speaker 8: say the power eating is are properly proper and.
Speaker 11: I thought and all that.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you very much, Ben. Back to that banging now, Ben, Ben,
Speaker 3: thank you very much and cool mate really made us laugh.
Speaker 3: Have a good day.
Speaker 8: Thanks n I love you guys.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Patsy put it in yours. They're
Speaker 3: playing around with thirty two ton magnets.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: That's I think about those thirty two ton magnets. What
Speaker 3: would happen if you get two of them and you know,
Speaker 3: magnets repeat each other, what would happen? Would they just
Speaker 3: blow the world apart to the would you thirty two tons?
Speaker 3: That's probably why no one's done that, why someone like
Speaker 3: me can't work there. That's what I do on a
Speaker 3: Thursday Sat boredom. All right, if you have a long
Speaker 3: drive ahead of you today, we want to hear all
Speaker 3: about it. You could be our long distance commuter of
Speaker 3: the show. Thomas, Good morning, Thomas.
Speaker 12: Gay morning, Christian. I've just got a three out commute to.
Speaker 3: Cobram three hour, just to get to work today. Yeah,
Speaker 3: bloody hell. So how far are you into it? Now?
Speaker 3: You've been on the road a bit?
Speaker 12: How long I've already been on the ride for over
Speaker 12: an hour?
Speaker 3: Okay, what are you doing? Where are you going?
Speaker 12: I'm doing played head exchanger for company that deals with
Speaker 12: all the milk that comes in from the dairies, so
Speaker 12: not much luck in getting much dairy products from them,
Speaker 12: but occasionally I'll get the odd ice cream and yoga
Speaker 12: to drive home.
Speaker 3: Well that's nice and three hour trip back and it
Speaker 3: licking an ice cream that will cover three minutes of it. Gee,
Speaker 3: what a treat that six hour round trip. They give
Speaker 3: you a pot of yogurt or a ice cream for
Speaker 3: your troubles to us. All right, Thomas, thank you very
Speaker 3: much for I have a safe drive, Bud. Christy, Good morning, Christy,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 13: Here are you going to?
Speaker 3: We're good Christy, and welcome to the show. Christy. Where
Speaker 3: are you going today? Where are you off to?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 14: I'm driving from Belmont and Geelong to a little place
Speaker 14: called Perchain. So it's out passing a go. So it's
Speaker 14: a bit of a two hundred and thirty three kilometer
Speaker 14: round trip.
Speaker 3: Bloody hell. And what are you doing? Is a normal
Speaker 3: drive for you on a Thursday or is that?
Speaker 14: Look, it's pretty normally. In my job, I work in
Speaker 14: the rails, so I'm a track force protection coordinator, so
Speaker 14: I pretty much go out make sure these guys can
Speaker 14: get on track and make sure that they get it
Speaker 14: by train.
Speaker 3: Important job making sure that people don't get hit by
Speaker 3: trains pretty much here.
Speaker 14: Just don't get hit by the big team.
Speaker 3: Coming at yea the cap All right, Kirsty, have a
Speaker 3: a good, safe drive, Thank you very much. You give
Speaker 3: us a call Steven. Hey, I'm good Steven. And where
Speaker 3: are you calling us from? Right in the middle of
Speaker 3: the best straight And what are you doing in the
Speaker 3: middle of the bus straight.
Speaker 15: I'm an offshore insulation manager. I'm one of excellent mobiles platforms.
Speaker 3: See you're in a rig right now? Yeah, yeah, yep,
Speaker 3: that is incredible. I think we've ever spoken to a
Speaker 3: caller or listener off sure right now? And how many
Speaker 3: of you are on the rig? Is it just you?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 15: We've got twenty nine us at the moment.
Speaker 3: And what do you stay on there for a couple
Speaker 3: of days and then come back on to shore couple
Speaker 3: of weeks you're in there for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, we crew tracking. Well, I'm going
Speaker 15: home early today, so I'm going home after nine days,
Speaker 15: so normally it's fourteen days.
Speaker 3: Have you And what's it like living on the rig
Speaker 3: for that time?
Speaker 15: Well, it's certainly not the love boat, but it's it's
Speaker 15: pretty good. That's We've got really good chefs. We've got
Speaker 15: particularly good crew. Oh yeah, recent reasonably comfortable.
Speaker 3: I love the idea and I think my family are okay.
Speaker 3: We just going away into a holiday on a rig
Speaker 3: by my sound for like two weeks. All right, I
Speaker 3: love the sound. The chef said, you've got a bibble
Speaker 3: bar there, but they have.
Speaker 15: That's dry, so no smoking, no drinking.
Speaker 3: Oh I see he's actually I can't.
Speaker 4: It doesn't line up with the holiday. That's so you're
Speaker 4: getting in the boat back this morning, Stephen swimming.
Speaker 15: I get a helicopter, so I'll get all fly get
Speaker 15: a helicopter in too Longford and then I've got a
Speaker 15: five and a half hour drive up to Emma in
Speaker 15: New South walest.
Speaker 3: Wow, that is a hell of a trick. And then
Speaker 3: what do you do on the rig? What is your
Speaker 3: job on the manager so I'm actually rubbing the ring
Speaker 3: and you sat in sight some sort of big old
Speaker 3: captain's chat at the top of the rig.
Speaker 15: Well, I've got a like a nice, reasonably nice office,
Speaker 15: little corner office looking out over the sea.
Speaker 3: Amazing, amazing, Stephen, thank you very much for giving us
Speaker 3: a call, and listen to the show as well.
Speaker 15: Now, thanks very much.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack and I have become fascinated by the oil rigs
Speaker 3: after chatter the guy who was live on the oil
Speaker 3: rig in the mass straight. There are how many other
Speaker 3: riggs on the backs straight.
Speaker 5: Three platforms in the bas straight.
Speaker 3: Fascinating mine listening to the radio all the way out there.
Speaker 3: All right, So another weekend where you can go and
Speaker 3: see a movie that I've been banging on about. It
Speaker 3: is so enjoyable. Top Gun Maverick is way better than
Speaker 3: it should be. It's it doesn't even feel fair just
Speaker 3: to say it's a good sequel.
Speaker 5: It's a great movie. It's been really.
Speaker 3: It's a proper movie. It is so good. It isn't
Speaker 3: just a relentlessly well done action movie. It's got a
Speaker 3: great storyline and it's got a surprising heart to it
Speaker 3: as well. Yesterday I found out that your wife has
Speaker 3: succumbed to the hype and actually went to see it
Speaker 3: because she's got an eleven week old son, Gordon.
Speaker 5: She went to the Mums and bubs session.
Speaker 3: So Gordon's seen it as well.
Speaker 4: It's his first ever movie. It's his first ever movie
Speaker 4: is Top Gun?
Speaker 3: Maverick And so I saw a lovely photes of him
Speaker 3: with these.
Speaker 5: Headphones, yeah, the ear muffs.
Speaker 4: Remember when my sister in law visited from America and
Speaker 4: she wanted to take him to the Formula One, she
Speaker 4: bought him these little cute headphones. He didn't end up
Speaker 4: going because I thought it was a bit reckless to
Speaker 4: take him to. You were right, But they've come and
Speaker 4: us because he used them in Top Gun yesterday.
Speaker 3: So how was he during the movie because it's like
Speaker 3: an hour fifty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she pointed him forward so that he could watch
Speaker 4: the film. That's great parenting right there, three thirds of
Speaker 4: the way through, and then he went to sleep. So
Speaker 4: maybe next week I'll have to take him back so
Speaker 4: you can see the last part of Top Gun. But
Speaker 4: I was about to say they were both raving about it.
Speaker 4: Banker had came home and she look.
Speaker 3: Forward to me. We're always interested in the hot take,
Speaker 3: and eleven week old baby's hot take. I like to
Speaker 3: think that would get to Tom Cruise. He would, he'd
Speaker 3: actually fly to your house to speak.
Speaker 5: To Gordon Banger's raving about it.
Speaker 4: And then so last night she's got him on her
Speaker 4: lap and doing that baby talk thing she does.
Speaker 5: She's like, we love top Gun, didn't we love top Gun?
Speaker 5: And Miles Teller is your mummy's favorite actor.
Speaker 3: Isn't really got for him?
Speaker 4: That's the first I've ever heard about this. You never
Speaker 4: talked about Miles Teller. Now she's claiming that Miles Teller
Speaker 4: has always been her favorite.
Speaker 3: I love it. That's my wife. I've always loved that guy.
Speaker 3: You don't even name another. And then they go that
Speaker 3: drumming one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the drumming one.
Speaker 3: That's what No one came out saying, Oh I loved
Speaker 3: him in the drum the drummer boy, the little drummer boy
Speaker 3: was it.
Speaker 5: But now that he's rooster up, Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's got the tash and all that. He's hot. Do
Speaker 3: you know what you should do right today? All right,
Speaker 3: we'll get you some questions. Why don't you do a
Speaker 3: spot Miles teller Queiz later on today in the kitchen,
Speaker 3: she won't anything apart from the drumming movie. Can any
Speaker 3: of us name any more miles telemovies?
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 3: No, I can't. Perhaps you've got to go and see
Speaker 3: Top Gun by the No.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get gold class tickets.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 2: I haven't been able to.
Speaker 3: Well, you're just like everybody act. You go online and
Speaker 3: book them.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I mean. Everything locally is booked out.
Speaker 5: Serious?
Speaker 3: Tom? Does that mean she's been asking the producers here
Speaker 3: to get a ticket?
Speaker 2: Have not asked?
Speaker 3: Please speak up? She because we had some last week.
Speaker 3: Did you get an email?
Speaker 5: I haven't got the email yet.
Speaker 3: You will do? Yeah, there's no way to.
Speaker 2: Pay for it myself.
Speaker 3: Thanks, thank you?
Speaker 5: Text deduction all.
Speaker 3: Right, coming up after seven o'clock. Then a really important question,
Speaker 3: do you have a pig that we can borrow to race?
Speaker 3: Jack Post?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know Kyle's show.
Speaker 3: Podcast, Folks, There were scenes yesterday in the last half
Speaker 3: hour the show, scenes that you can never put back
Speaker 3: together again because Jack said on the record he would
Speaker 3: be a pig in a race. Why did this even
Speaker 3: come up on the Breakfast show. That's a great question.
Speaker 3: I haven't got time to answer that. That's just the
Speaker 3: way we did the show. We were talking about the
Speaker 3: fact that pigs can apparently run at some pace. Who
Speaker 3: knew that a little piggy can get up to seven
Speaker 3: can do a sub seven minute mile.
Speaker 4: That is fast, it's fast, and it's commendable. But I
Speaker 4: can run faster than that. How do you know this
Speaker 4: based on In my mid twenties, I did some long
Speaker 4: middle distance running and I was quite good at it.
Speaker 3: Well you did it. You did a very fast half
Speaker 3: mouth and one twenty. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I told you guys that yesterday. Then I looked at
Speaker 4: the stats again and I don't think that's right. I
Speaker 4: think it might have been one forty.
Speaker 5: Still pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's still pretty good. Okay, but you still think now
Speaker 3: mid thirties.
Speaker 4: I haven't run for maybe five or six years, but
Speaker 4: I can definitely beat a pig.
Speaker 3: Yesterday Jack said he would requite get this because you
Speaker 3: know he's serious. Seven days training, seven days training to
Speaker 3: get back into shape to be a seven minute minor,
Speaker 3: which is which is fast.
Speaker 5: Yeah. But I mean, Bannister, wasn't it run a sub
Speaker 5: form innute mile?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But he was a pro A three I said
Speaker 3: to Jack today because he said I need seven days. Okay.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, we haven't got a pig yet,
Speaker 3: so yeah, you can have seven days. And obviously the
Speaker 3: first day would have been yesterday to any normal person.
Speaker 3: I'll get back out on the today and just he's
Speaker 3: in this yesterday said it was.
Speaker 5: Too cold, wet and cold yesterday.
Speaker 3: It's going to been like that for the next you know,
Speaker 3: a week. It's cold.
Speaker 5: But the first thing you have to do is mentally
Speaker 5: prepare yourself. Yesterday I prepared. If I can believe I
Speaker 5: can beat a pig in the race, then I can
Speaker 5: beat a pig in the race. And now I believe
Speaker 5: I can.
Speaker 3: So after the show, obviously we were asking, you know
Speaker 3: that the big part of the stands we need pigs
Speaker 3: for Jack to race against.
Speaker 11: We got this good Christian it's cav here from Noah's
Speaker 11: a Sarah Bread racing pigs. I'm I'm located up with
Speaker 11: the Sandy Creek Club up here and just say out
Speaker 11: a warrick in Queensland. Just have to my attention that
Speaker 11: you want to race the pig. I think I'd back
Speaker 11: my pig any day of the work now, Christian, I'm
Speaker 11: heading down your way on the I've got a job
Speaker 11: at the Yaram Country Club on the eleventh of June,
Speaker 11: and I'm also on the twelfth of June, I'm doing
Speaker 11: the Nandaily Hotel, which is my hometown, believe it or not,
Speaker 11: where I grew up. So hopefully we might be able
Speaker 11: to catch up with you then, mate, and we'll see
Speaker 11: how quick the pigs are.
Speaker 5: You're importing your racing pigs, we may need to wow.
Speaker 3: And also, you know, this guy is obviously some sort
Speaker 3: of big character in the industry working out of a pub.
Speaker 5: Did he say his job is racing pig?
Speaker 3: I did get that, impressure that that is a full
Speaker 3: time occupation.
Speaker 5: The headquarters is at the pub.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like the madam, isn't he running a bordello? There?
Speaker 3: Little piggy house And.
Speaker 5: So he takes him around the country, what so people
Speaker 5: can watch them run.
Speaker 3: Must see that sort of country sort of you know,
Speaker 3: fans and stuff like that, and they will the pigs
Speaker 3: will race.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm never a little bit intimidated to race a
Speaker 4: professional pig.
Speaker 3: Oh, this thing's going to be fair. And then you
Speaker 3: know they don't want about cold weather they race, rain
Speaker 3: or shine, they're ready. You're going to get creams by peak.
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to go out to some
Speaker 4: Victorian farm and find a local pig. I don't know
Speaker 4: you're going to import one of the fastest pigs in
Speaker 4: the country.
Speaker 3: We don't know it's one of the fastest. It sounds
Speaker 3: like you're already walking down from it that you would
Speaker 3: hands down.
Speaker 5: Beat a pigs.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you have them? I mean, this state right
Speaker 3: has got has got so much farmland and piggies. There
Speaker 3: must be one nearer here. There must be someone you
Speaker 3: know who knows someone who has pigs that we can
Speaker 3: have one of them to race. All right, give us
Speaker 3: a call, then we need your pigs. Nine four one
Speaker 3: four one o four three. Do you have a pig
Speaker 3: that can race Jack?
Speaker 1: Next week The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Do.
Speaker 3: You have a pig that we can set up to
Speaker 3: race against Jack? Jack believes that he will outrun a pig.
Speaker 3: After we found out yesterday that Peace can run a
Speaker 3: seven minute mile. That's fine, we need eat pigs. Jack
Speaker 3: is that he needs showing some signs of regrettings and
Speaker 3: he he'll beat a pig.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm still confident.
Speaker 3: Doesn't sound as confident as yesterday. There's a swagger that
Speaker 3: isn't there now?
Speaker 5: Voice is up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very confident, all right, that's sirs and cool,
Speaker 3: Sir Mark, good morning, good morning, Good morning Mark. So
Speaker 3: how can you help us out in our jack versus
Speaker 3: pig race?
Speaker 10: I reckon I can help him out. I'm a I
Speaker 10: double athletics coach. I trained under the same coach as
Speaker 10: Banister who ran the first four minute mile? Six seven
Speaker 10: minute mile? Isn't that actually that quick? About a six
Speaker 10: forty fifteen hundred that most ten year olds can do?
Speaker 3: So I know you old ain't doing it.
Speaker 10: I came up to speed in the next week or so.
Speaker 5: Mike, are you offering to train me or the pig?
Speaker 10: I'll train you, mate, I'll train you by texts and
Speaker 10: you can can come down to Athleticcessident where I coached
Speaker 10: one of the best clubs in Australia next Tuesday night,
Speaker 10: train with my group and we'll get you up to speed.
Speaker 10: I mean wait, how perfect mate? Yeah, yeah, perfect mate.
Speaker 10: Give my club.
Speaker 3: Some of the footing players want to come along and
Speaker 3: get a little bit of training as well. I think
Speaker 3: they need it Now when you say you were trained
Speaker 3: by the guy who trained Roger Banister, who obviously has
Speaker 3: set the first ever sub form minute miles that was broken,
Speaker 3: leave yes.
Speaker 10: Yes. Fran Staffel came and trained in Australia in the
Speaker 10: fifties till unfortunately passed away around nine point eighty five,
Speaker 10: and he trained a group of runners for years.
Speaker 11: Here.
Speaker 10: The last man to win a gold medal for Australia
Speaker 10: Ralph de Bell, and I trained under him. I wasn't
Speaker 10: at that level, but I was reasonable, So I learned
Speaker 10: a lot of farms and hopefully I can pass a
Speaker 10: bit onto Jack.
Speaker 5: All right, Mike, what's the number one thing you give
Speaker 5: me for a seven day turnaround to beat a pig
Speaker 5: in a race?
Speaker 15: Okay?
Speaker 10: I would start by you've got to get aerobically fit.
Speaker 10: That means you've got to be basically fit. So you
Speaker 10: need to thirty minutes each day, and then we'll throw
Speaker 10: some short sharper stuff in towards.
Speaker 3: The end of it.
Speaker 10: We'll do a bit of a trial best three days
Speaker 10: out and we'll see he goes from there.
Speaker 5: Right, So trial is like, so you maybe dresses the
Speaker 5: pig and a race.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, no, no, no, like we might be
Speaker 3: doing that.
Speaker 10: Mate. We'll put some carns out and you can pretend
Speaker 10: to be chasing the carns or something.
Speaker 5: I love it. Mark, thank you for the offer.
Speaker 3: And Mark, when you say you weren't very quick, what
Speaker 3: could you do a mine in? I bet it was
Speaker 3: still very quick.
Speaker 10: Five minutes now, four fifteen.
Speaker 3: Four point fifteen, pretty good, that's incredible long time ago. Yeah, amazing.
Speaker 3: All right, Mark, thank you very much for giving us
Speaker 3: a call. We'd love to have you train Jackie Boy out.
Speaker 5: Mark, could you be kick now?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I don't know about that.
Speaker 8: I'm not too sure.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're trying to rope in other mates. Now pigg
Speaker 3: has got to take hold Jim Jack all right, than hey,
Speaker 3: marking boy is not doing your dirty work. Xavier, good
Speaker 3: onrning Xave born in Christian tame.
Speaker 16: How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We're good. So Jack now has a proper high
Speaker 3: level coach. Xavier, have you got pigs for us? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I certainly do. I go about three hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: can pick drom Oh fantastic. And what do you think
Speaker 3: will Jack be able to outrun them?
Speaker 17: No chance?
Speaker 3: Really, I'll even make him a deal if you can
Speaker 3: catch money, can.
Speaker 4: Keep it, Xavier, how do you it's not just the
Speaker 4: speed of him. How do you get him to run
Speaker 4: in the straight line for.
Speaker 5: A whole mile?
Speaker 15: Yeah, well that's probably a bit of a challenge, but
Speaker 15: I reckon, we need to make it a bit fair,
Speaker 15: make it a paddic challenge. So if you can run.
Speaker 5: No, no, this is track stuff. I'm not racing it
Speaker 5: on their home turf.
Speaker 3: No cross country made no, Yeah, I think it has
Speaker 3: to be done cross country.
Speaker 5: No Olympic standards.
Speaker 3: I think to go and respect a four hundred meter
Speaker 3: track starter's piece to what's in the broox.
Speaker 5: It's all changing now, it's changing. It's dangerous to run
Speaker 5: through a package my ankle.
Speaker 3: Now it's going to be a paddic you do over
Speaker 3: say four or five hundred meters, Xavier.
Speaker 5: Would your pigs run on an athletics track.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure they would not, But I've probably got
Speaker 3: some in the chill or that you could probably beat
Speaker 3: pretty easy. I reckon, Yeah, cross country has got to
Speaker 3: be that. That's fair. That's their territory.
Speaker 5: Okay, can't be muddy though, gumpets pigs are good in mud.
Speaker 3: And that is unfair to the human I would think
Speaker 3: the mud would slow you both down.
Speaker 5: No, pigs love mud. It's one of the known things.
Speaker 3: It's one They're superpower.
Speaker 5: It's got to be dry.
Speaker 3: Tell me this then, have you got an area or
Speaker 3: could we find an are with dry glass and they
Speaker 3: grass and they would still race there? Okay, you bet
Speaker 3: we could. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well start choosing your fastest pigs.
Speaker 3: Have you got any any of them? They're that quick?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you'll catch the big c as I spose, but
Speaker 9: I'll pick on it.
Speaker 15: They'll give him a run.
Speaker 3: Freeze money.
Speaker 5: You pick your fastest pig, right right done?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: When your kids become teenagers, the the moments of them
Speaker 3: having nightmares have all gone, when they would come and
Speaker 3: you know, come into your bedroom late at night. I've
Speaker 3: had a scary dream and stuff like that. But my
Speaker 3: tough little fifteen year old daughter had a nightmare at
Speaker 3: the weekend and it was about this TV show Stranger Things. Brilliant,
Speaker 3: brilliant show. It is back. It was already pretty for long,
Speaker 3: but now this new season, I think season three is
Speaker 3: really scary, obnestly, really scary, and obviously too much of her.
Speaker 3: She actually came into my wife and I in the
Speaker 3: bedroom in the early hours, and I said everything like what,
Speaker 3: she goes, I've just had a nightmare.
Speaker 5: There's something cute about her.
Speaker 3: I was made up like she's still oh she still
Speaker 3: needs us, and I said, well else, he goes. I
Speaker 3: was watching Strange the Things I went through in the
Speaker 3: dad mode. I told you about that show, my wife,
Speaker 3: and to nudgement went oh, yeah, yeah, he's everything, so
Speaker 3: I thought this morning, then we talk about what gave
Speaker 3: you a nightmare as a kid. Do you remember there
Speaker 3: were certain things sometimes that would really unsettle us that
Speaker 3: you still remember now. For me, what gave me a
Speaker 3: nightmare as a kid? I remember it was one of
Speaker 3: my actual favorite cinematic experiences was when Thom was that
Speaker 3: my dad took me to go and see The Empire
Speaker 3: Strikes Back and second of the Star Wars movies, and
Speaker 3: it's still on one of my favorite movies of all time. However,
Speaker 3: there's a bit in the movie where Han Solo, who
Speaker 3: was my hero because he was a space pirate. It
Speaker 3: was like the rebel he gets frozen in carbonite and
Speaker 3: I found it and even now I was watching a
Speaker 3: clip yesterday evening I still find it now really unsettling
Speaker 3: to watch as a kid. It was heartbreaking as my
Speaker 3: hero and they darfraid of frozen in carbonite, and I
Speaker 3: was like, does he know he's in the carbonite, trapped
Speaker 3: in there when they're going to get him out? Dad?
Speaker 3: Oh God, that's going on ten book.
Speaker 5: I can't fee.
Speaker 3: Started breathing from darth. It was too much for the
Speaker 3: young eight year old me. It still is now, Jackie boy,
Speaker 3: what gave you nightmares? As a key?
Speaker 5: Mine was from the real world.
Speaker 4: So at the plaza that we used to shop out,
Speaker 4: I remember they had a wanted poster up for three men,
Speaker 4: and I asked my mom.
Speaker 3: Don't get a lot wanting posters.
Speaker 5: Why did they ever?
Speaker 3: Why did they ever have those? Like we were meant
Speaker 3: to do our bit. I mean, what do we if
Speaker 3: we see them with these dangerous men that the police
Speaker 3: can't get hold of. They want us to tackle the plaza.
Speaker 3: So anyway, you saw those wanted.
Speaker 5: Posts, I said, Mum, what did those guys through?
Speaker 3: She had?
Speaker 4: She said something bad, And that night I still vividly
Speaker 4: remember the dreams, repeated nightmares I had of those men
Speaker 4: coming through the window.
Speaker 3: It's so interesting how the window, things hiding in cupboards,
Speaker 3: under the bed. There were those three main areas. Things
Speaker 3: coming in through the window and getting you or taking
Speaker 3: you out of the window was my what was my nightmare?
Speaker 3: As well?
Speaker 4: I used to dream of having a windowless room because
Speaker 4: the window was where the guy any bed.
Speaker 3: Well, that dream simm became tripple because if you work
Speaker 3: in radio, most of the roads they shove us in
Speaker 3: in the hellhole somewhere is a windowless cell.
Speaker 5: But the least we're safe.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show.
Speaker 3: Podcast Asking you Today, then what gave you nightmares as
Speaker 3: a kid? On nine four one four one o four
Speaker 3: three for me Han Solo Prones and in Carbonite Empire
Speaker 3: Strikes Back Jackie boy a wanted posts of three criminals
Speaker 3: in the local plaza. David, Hello, Hello David? What was
Speaker 3: it that gave you nightmares as a kid?
Speaker 17: The original pet Cemetery when the little boy has died
Speaker 17: and he hides under the bed with a calving knife
Speaker 17: and he slices the achilles tendon of the person walking path.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I don't like this now, how utterly terrifying.
Speaker 3: We create sort of images under the bed, but actually
Speaker 3: someone on there with a flipping knife slashing you.
Speaker 7: Oh I know, and I can even feel it now.
Speaker 7: And every time I went past the bit, I wouldn't
Speaker 7: jump up onto the walking pass.
Speaker 3: Like steal divers boots.
Speaker 7: Thank you, David.
Speaker 3: That's a great one. Have a good day. See we'll
Speaker 3: do it by Amelia. Good morning, Amelia, Good morning Amelia.
Speaker 3: What gave you nightmares as a kid?
Speaker 16: This scene where the characters get thrown into the fire
Speaker 16: pit out of toy Story and they're holding hands?
Speaker 3: Oh that made me cry that scene?
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, that scene. I always have nightmares that it's
Speaker 16: my family instead of the characters that are holding hand.
Speaker 3: Oh that's terrifying.
Speaker 18: Yes, pretty scary.
Speaker 3: Yeah that is. I've got the scene here, but now
Speaker 3: I don't feel it's responsible to play it to you
Speaker 3: down the phone the man on the radio. It's a
Speaker 3: strange kind of a version in therapy, isn't it?
Speaker 7: A mean?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much to give us a call mate,
Speaker 3: Have a good day, Thank you too. Hi, how we
Speaker 3: got here? Stephanie?
Speaker 13: Yeah it's Stephanie.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 3: Is it Stephanie?
Speaker 1: Yes it is?
Speaker 3: Oh god, I thought it was Stephanie. What gave you
Speaker 3: night versus a kid?
Speaker 19: Okay, I avoided it at all costs watching Freddy Krueger
Speaker 19: because that was in my time, because I knew that
Speaker 19: if you fall asleep, Freddy krue comes after you. And
Speaker 19: what happened is I was at an older flying's house
Speaker 19: and my brothers were watching it with them, and I
Speaker 19: was just came when I was going to a toilet
Speaker 19: and there was a scene when the.
Speaker 14: Girl was in the body bag.
Speaker 19: Now the girl in the body bag, her name is Tiffany,
Speaker 19: which is very similar to my name, Stephanie. And I
Speaker 19: watched only one minute of it, and I absolutely crapped
Speaker 19: myself because I saw someone pulling the body bag and
Speaker 19: the blood all over the floor and she's like, they're
Speaker 19: calling to a Tiffany, Tiffany. And then when I went
Speaker 19: to bed that night, and for the next like months
Speaker 19: and a half, my brothers used to come to my
Speaker 19: bedroom at night time and I was just get to
Speaker 19: fall asleep, and they would go at the door.
Speaker 13: Stephane, Stephanie is gonna get you. And I could not
Speaker 13: fall asleep, Like we didn't sleep for like two weeks,
Speaker 13: and the teachers at.
Speaker 14: School are like, what's wrong with her?
Speaker 19: Like I've got a headache, I can't sleep because my
Speaker 19: brothers used to get a crap out of me, and
Speaker 19: I was just get to fall asleep. We can you
Speaker 19: imagine that you can't sleep because if you fall asleep,
Speaker 19: pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be How many older brothers did that around
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 19: No, that's not older, it's two younger brothers.
Speaker 3: Young. That is so cruel.
Speaker 8: I get.
Speaker 3: What a terrifying movie that was.
Speaker 13: Yeah, eventually my friends told me it's not real. You
Speaker 13: can go to sleep, and then yeah, it took a while,
Speaker 13: but I.
Speaker 19: Ended up getting to sleep.
Speaker 3: Like your friend's side, weren't the teachers in the stage
Speaker 3: like an intervention or something? Just let me pause it.
Speaker 19: They were like five years older than me, so for
Speaker 19: them they were teenagers. I was only like seven eight
Speaker 19: years old, and.
Speaker 3: They were too young to be exposed to that horrific movie.
Speaker 20: Yes, terrifick, but I'm not scared of it anymore.
Speaker 19: Well, you never never watched, never watched the movie ever
Speaker 19: because of that?
Speaker 3: What do you reckon if you watched it in full again?
Speaker 3: What do you reckon it'll been like, do you think
Speaker 3: you could watch it in full again?
Speaker 14: No, that's why I've avoided it.
Speaker 7: And this happens.
Speaker 3: Things over us.
Speaker 14: No, no, I will never watch Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 19: They say it's so lame.
Speaker 13: Now in like you know, twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Two, it won't be as scary as it was then.
Speaker 3: So what even if I said, I'll give you one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars, but you've got to watch the whole movie.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, they have to give me like
Speaker 7: they would have to give me a million dollars.
Speaker 14: There's no way one hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: On No, all right, it's definite great cool. I'm going
Speaker 3: to send your prize only give you particular so much
Speaker 3: bulletin and gold as you've gotta go and see Nightmare
Speaker 3: on Elm Street though the original only.
Speaker 19: Thank you so much.
Speaker 7: Guy.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast What.
Speaker 3: Gave You Nightmares as a kid? Also this out, we've
Speaker 3: been talking about how Jack is still standardized words yester,
Speaker 3: that he will be a pig in a race, and
Speaker 3: we're trying to get hold of the pig for him
Speaker 3: to race. And you've got We've got a guy called
Speaker 3: Mark who's like an internationally qualified pro athletics coach who
Speaker 3: is going to be training Jack in the next week.
Speaker 3: This is a great ema here from Donna White, Christian,
Speaker 3: listen to show today. The team here at Sports Power
Speaker 3: would love to kitch Jack out in the right gear. Yes,
Speaker 3: this is great new shoes kit. We know he loves
Speaker 3: free swag. We think it could give Jack the edge. Well,
Speaker 3: he needs something that's going to give him the edge, Donner,
Speaker 3: I guess I need.
Speaker 5: Like football boots. If we're going to run in the at.
Speaker 3: Once this guy knows that it's Sports Power, he'll be leaving.
Speaker 3: Have you emptying the store? Basically a bit like I
Speaker 3: won the kids in the walka factory.
Speaker 5: Just give me whatever's going to be best on a paddy?
Speaker 3: All right, that's yeah. Let's go to lines and and
Speaker 3: what's scare? What gave you nightmares as a kid? Sage?
Speaker 7: Good morning morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: Sage, Welcome to a show. And now what was it
Speaker 3: for you? What gave you a nightmare as a kid?
Speaker 21: Like it happened so many, so many times, I'd have
Speaker 21: nightmares about spiders. I'm twenty years old and I'm still
Speaker 21: getting these nightmares. Millions of little spiders like all over
Speaker 21: me and stuff.
Speaker 3: Buddy, what did that? Did you watch her? Like a
Speaker 3: horror movie or rack? Favorite?
Speaker 1: Think? So?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 21: I literally think it was that movie a raclophobia.
Speaker 3: Whenever I think, didn't now sound itch, there's spiders everywhere.
Speaker 3: Have you seen a racmophobia?
Speaker 5: I would never ast No, it's.
Speaker 3: Terrifying movies, spiders anywhere for the whole movie. Sage, thank
Speaker 3: you very much.
Speaker 20: She cool, no worries.
Speaker 3: Tell me one thing I noticed. Obviously there's a lot
Speaker 3: of people calling in with what gave them nightmares? As
Speaker 3: a kid. Jack has actually been offering a counseling service.
Speaker 3: He's there with his head He does wear a headset
Speaker 3: right during the songs, and he takes the calls along
Speaker 3: with Rio and Tom and Perry this week. And I
Speaker 3: heard you actually saying to a couple of calls, and
Speaker 3: how does this manifest itself? This is all complimentary. When
Speaker 3: you call this show, your call will be taken by
Speaker 3: trained counselors. Let's go to Leanne High Christian Hello, Leanne,
Speaker 3: Now what gave you? You sound like a kid? How
Speaker 3: old are you, Lianne?
Speaker 22: I'm not a kid. I'm like forty.
Speaker 3: How's that schoolment?
Speaker 11: It is?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 22: Actually I used to be scared that the patterns in
Speaker 22: the carpet at my grandma's house used to come to
Speaker 22: life at night and they'd come and attack me like
Speaker 22: she used to have that old fashion carpet with all
Speaker 22: the faces.
Speaker 3: You know, I gotta be honest, I don't remember any
Speaker 3: old carpets with faces.
Speaker 5: Time period.
Speaker 22: Oh like I don't know, from probably the fifties or
Speaker 22: something that it like that old car. But you know
Speaker 22: when you still stuff, you can't see you because we're
Speaker 22: just patterned through with.
Speaker 3: Oh you mean that the swirls.
Speaker 22: Yeah, well no, and they sort of they had like yeah,
Speaker 22: but they look like faces to me.
Speaker 3: See yeah, even when when you signed to look at
Speaker 3: the light switches and was convinced at nighttime it was
Speaker 3: a face staring at me. It was going to get me.
Speaker 22: Yeah, but the cart was or what have it?
Speaker 3: Teamed up with the light switch and the sockets. They
Speaker 3: all like faces to me. And the fronts of cars.
Speaker 5: We have a nightmare off on our head.
Speaker 3: How does it manifest itself? Well, Leanne, not the child.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. You give us a call.
Speaker 22: Thank you.
Speaker 3: To be honest, you thought that was a kid.
Speaker 5: I can back you up though, that was a kid.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Hello Kim Christian and asked a kid, I was terrified
Speaker 3: of the Muppet Show and that Swedish chef. I never
Speaker 3: liked that Swedish chef. Once he cooked spaghetti and the
Speaker 3: spaghetti came alive. Good god, I didn't know that that
Speaker 3: would have freaked me out. Now this week we found
Speaker 3: out that Patsy has red carded her husband Chris from
Speaker 3: leaving the house worn tracksuit pants. We think this is
Speaker 3: a very harsh red card. There are certain things in
Speaker 3: relationships that we're all not allowed to do. Something have happened,
Speaker 3: and then they have to instigate a rule that you
Speaker 3: ban from a stop. There are red cards that you
Speaker 3: have in your relationship, things that you've been red carded from.
Speaker 3: Because I was practicing once my golf chipping in the house,
Speaker 3: which on reflection is a stupid thing to do with
Speaker 3: actual hard golf balls, and I'd lined up the bin
Speaker 3: by the back window, and so it will either went
Speaker 3: in the bin. That's if you're very good at golf,
Speaker 3: and I'm not so I was practicing, or either side
Speaker 3: of the bin. It's a slim wiggle room is actual glass.
Speaker 3: Guess what on the third chip got hit the glass
Speaker 3: and shattered it.
Speaker 5: There's a good way to practice like because it forces
Speaker 5: you to be accurate because you can't.
Speaker 3: It didn't force me, no, I couldness. Nothing went in
Speaker 3: the been nothing when in the beIN other than my
Speaker 3: chipping driver. I was red carded from no more practicing
Speaker 3: golf in the house. What have you been red carded from? Jack?
Speaker 4: It was online chess, and I've had to negotiate now
Speaker 4: with my partner. I'm on now one game of day
Speaker 4: is that it played one game of day of chess,
Speaker 4: and Bianca will see me playing and she'll say, is
Speaker 4: this the first one you played today?
Speaker 5: I promise this is the first one I played today.
Speaker 4: The thing that is hard for her to tell is
Speaker 4: if I played consistent games back to back, I can
Speaker 4: just say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, were smuggles wouldn't know us chess. Smuggles wouldn't know
Speaker 3: whether it's still an ongoing game.
Speaker 4: You're on the same game. He's taken a long time,
Speaker 4: isn't he from Japan?
Speaker 3: Thinking about those moves? And are you getting better at chess?
Speaker 4: I am actually yes. My rating is now twelve hundred.
Speaker 4: When I played the kid in here last year, I
Speaker 4: was only a thousand.
Speaker 3: This is if you've recently listened to the show one
Speaker 3: of the ugliest scenes in the show where a kid
Speaker 3: came into play jacket chess, and normally in entertainment they
Speaker 3: would let the child win. Jackie Boy not only didn't
Speaker 3: let the child win, smashed him and then laughed in
Speaker 3: his face.
Speaker 5: I did laugh.
Speaker 3: I saw it. Rio, you saw it as well.
Speaker 5: You laughed. You threw your hands in the air. You're
Speaker 5: basically screaming in his He had tears.
Speaker 3: In his He had tears. Well, I will get the video.
Speaker 3: He had glistening eyes.
Speaker 5: He was a cocky kid. I didn't laugh. I cheered
Speaker 5: a little bit.
Speaker 3: You he screams, and let this.
Speaker 5: Let this be a lesson to the peak next week.
Speaker 5: I did not pull punches on the show. So I
Speaker 5: will race at one hundred percent next week, and I
Speaker 5: don't care if it hurts the pig.
Speaker 3: In twenty twenty one, he took down a child. Twenty two,
Speaker 3: he takes on a pig.
Speaker 5: You're a one manner radio anything you said next?
Speaker 3: Al right, what have you been red carded from? This
Speaker 3: wild chess man? What have you been red carded from?
Speaker 3: You might have issued the red card to your other
Speaker 3: half or what are you not allowed to do?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So tomorrow on the show in honor of Jack making
Speaker 3: a child cry? When did you make a child cry?
Speaker 3: There wasn't your own. That's tomorrow's show. That's the show
Speaker 3: turns for.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 3: You made that kick cry? He holds me in my
Speaker 3: radio nightmare, of which I have them every night. He cry. Anyway, Okay,
Speaker 3: what are you banned from doing? What are your red
Speaker 3: cards in your relationship? On nine four one four one
Speaker 3: four three. I'm not allowed to practice golf indoors anymore.
Speaker 3: We shouldn't have happened in the first place anyway. It's
Speaker 3: odd that I have to be told that and red
Speaker 3: guarded from it. Any normal saying adult would actually just know.
Speaker 3: You don't swear a golf club if you're not very
Speaker 3: good at it. Inside Jackie Boys Band.
Speaker 5: From Well, I'm down to a strict one game per
Speaker 5: day on online chess.
Speaker 3: Does Chris have any red cards for you? Patsy?
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed touch the remote control because inevitably I
Speaker 2: muck the telly up.
Speaker 3: How can you? I don't know what it goes off,
Speaker 3: break it as you're throwing it at it.
Speaker 2: Always do something that and the coffee maker he's got
Speaker 2: muck up his programs on the banned.
Speaker 3: These presets, the graphic equalizers.
Speaker 2: How on earth do you get yourself to air every
Speaker 2: day with that big radio panel when you can't even are.
Speaker 5: There any buttons at home? You're allowed to pray pretty much, know, to.
Speaker 3: Be honest, have you seen that what I have you've seen?
Speaker 3: Have you've been into her den? In there the studio,
Speaker 3: the F eleven key where she thumps it, where it
Speaker 3: finds on the next music, that's it, the nine. The
Speaker 3: engineers have to replace it everywhere for a mile away.
Speaker 2: It's like halfway across the studio. I have a seamless, seamless.
Speaker 3: It's like the Swedish chef when it's banged around you
Speaker 3: the news.
Speaker 2: My news is seamless, Thank you very much, right No.
Speaker 3: Four one four one o four three? What are you
Speaker 3: red carded from? Jared? Good morning wedding.
Speaker 9: Here you go on, Christian, I'm good mate.
Speaker 3: I hope you having a good week so far? And
Speaker 3: what are you not allowed to do?
Speaker 9: I'm red carded for online shopping for my wife?
Speaker 3: And what are you? What your weaknesses? What are you
Speaker 3: online shopping for? Well?
Speaker 9: I was sort of surprising her with some tickets to
Speaker 9: Missus Brown's boys. But we go there surprising and we
Speaker 9: have a big night planned, and it happened to be
Speaker 9: that I was a year early.
Speaker 3: What do you mean a year You've got there a
Speaker 3: year early? Yeah, Missus Brown and the boys haven't set
Speaker 3: off from England yet.
Speaker 5: Oh, penny drop. And when you noticed nobody else talking.
Speaker 9: To yeah, exactly when I was sort of banging on
Speaker 9: the door saying, well, how come there's sort of not
Speaker 9: many people here? And then we check the tickets and
Speaker 9: I looked at the you though, John Stephens Live.
Speaker 3: That's a great story.
Speaker 9: Thank you very muchee.
Speaker 20: Sharon, come on him, Hi, Christian, I am red carded
Speaker 20: from cooking. My husband calls it self preservation. He says,
Speaker 20: the final straw is my Irish shoe?
Speaker 3: How bad was the Irish stew I.
Speaker 20: Thought it was quite nice, but he didn't like the
Speaker 20: combination of dirty different vegetables.
Speaker 3: All right, Sharon, thank you very much, you call thanks
Speaker 3: all right, So call us up. So Christian, I'm not
Speaker 3: allowed to what are you read carded from? In your relationship?
Speaker 3: Don't forget prices for calls. Always on the show, and
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Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, could you say you? Thank you? To the unknown
Speaker 3: guy in the blue ute? He just how to car
Speaker 3: the broken down the middle lane of the Eastern Freeway
Speaker 3: hodds eat lights. He got out, pushed the car out
Speaker 3: the way by himself and just got in issue and
Speaker 3: went off to work. He's a single hand. He got
Speaker 3: Melbourne traffic moving again. I love that. All right, we're
Speaker 3: asking what have you been red carded from doing in
Speaker 3: your relationship? Amy? Good morning, Good morning, Hello Amy? What
Speaker 3: are you red carded from?
Speaker 19: Well?
Speaker 18: I'm red carded for drinking red wine whilst watching TV.
Speaker 3: What happens?
Speaker 20: I have a few factor of shocks, So.
Speaker 18: If I get a fright right, the red wine goes
Speaker 18: up and it comes down and it doesn't always come
Speaker 18: down straight. And it ended up all over the couch
Speaker 18: twice this week, actually, the first time on the couch,
Speaker 18: the second time in bed.
Speaker 20: Didn't see it coming.
Speaker 1: What do?
Speaker 3: What fright did you have in bed? Your husband naked?
Speaker 3: Or what was going on?
Speaker 21: Not quite a new show?
Speaker 8: Russian doll oil?
Speaker 18: You know, I didn't know what happened and didn't see
Speaker 18: the taxi coming. So yeah, red carded.
Speaker 3: Good time, Amy, thank you very much. She cool, have
Speaker 3: a good day.
Speaker 7: You're welcome, see you bye bye.
Speaker 3: Namey, Hi there, Hi, And what have you been red
Speaker 3: carded from?
Speaker 16: I haven't been red carded, but I have issued my
Speaker 16: husband a red card for never ever ever setting up
Speaker 16: a tent again.
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 3: Is it awful?
Speaker 16: The reason because we took two I don't do camping,
Speaker 16: but I gave him this particular weekend. It was cold
Speaker 16: in beachwear, freezing raining, and we took two sets of tents,
Speaker 16: and unfortunately, my husband's got to be a great idea
Speaker 16: to save room and combine the tents and the pole.
Speaker 16: But we got there.
Speaker 3: Just thinking about that.
Speaker 16: It took hours to put them up, but I refused
Speaker 16: to help him in the rain and the wind and
Speaker 16: the cold. I sat in the car played Candy Crush
Speaker 16: on my phone for hours, so being thank stupid. And
Speaker 16: I can't repeat what I said because I guess I
Speaker 16: can guess we're all the scene red carded setting up.
Speaker 3: Probably red card himself never doing that. All right, right,
Speaker 3: all right, have a nice today, Thanks Namy.
Speaker 21: Thanks.
Speaker 7: Liz, Good morning, Good morning, how are you. I'm good, good,
Speaker 7: Thanks God God. My husband.
Speaker 13: Yes, he gave himself a red cub because we normally
Speaker 13: take our dog to Bunnings together and I'm normally the
Speaker 13: one that does everything sensible as women do.
Speaker 7: And anyway, he.
Speaker 13: Took the dog to Bunnings, he didn't get the trolley
Speaker 13: from outside. He decided to get the trolley from inside.
Speaker 13: The dog timed it perfectly right at the front door.
Speaker 13: The dog decided to do a huge poop right at
Speaker 13: the front door of Bunnings. My husband was dreadfully embarrassed
Speaker 13: and refused to go to Bunnings again with the dog.
Speaker 7: Either, which I.
Speaker 5: Let this guy do not serve this dog, No, no more, I.
Speaker 13: Said to him. Then afterwards, a few weeks later, I said,
Speaker 13: how about we take Daves to Bunnings.
Speaker 3: Should let him just because he's called all right Dave,
Speaker 3: and then your husband should stay outside. You wait out
Speaker 3: that mate, Dave can come in. He's all right, that's right.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, So poor old Dave had to stay home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's never going to get to expense too. Have
Speaker 3: a little chicken dump on the ball.
Speaker 7: Cuting one out, all right and stop laughing.
Speaker 3: No, no, we can't Thank you list, Thank you what
Speaker 3: actually call take care?
Speaker 20: Thank you you too.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I felt that Lizz's name. We would get on
Speaker 3: well together, don't.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time now for today's time waste on. We're going to
Speaker 3: high brow today. We are going highbrow. It is World
Speaker 3: Shakespeare Day. Anyone unless you do Shakespeare at school. We didn't.
Speaker 3: At my juvenile Detentions center that I went to, we did.
Speaker 5: I loved it.
Speaker 2: We did your Twelfth Night, Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet merchanto Venice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Patsy, Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 5: Jackie boy, we just did Romeo and Juliet.
Speaker 3: Just I mean, it's an amazing It's one of the
Speaker 3: greatest stories ever told. All right today then on World
Speaker 3: Shakespeare Day, we're looking for your Shakespeare bands.
Speaker 5: I'm happy with mine.
Speaker 3: I'm happy with you, Katie Shakespeare Silver will I am Shakespeare,
Speaker 3: When I am Shakespeare, Where I am Shakespeare.
Speaker 5: Nice to meet you the third time.
Speaker 3: Silver Plush. Come on, it's worth some gold? Much? You
Speaker 3: two about nothing? Much? You two about nothing gold? Kings
Speaker 3: of lear gold? Do you know what I went to
Speaker 3: see years ago when he was alive. Bless him, George
Speaker 3: Michael in a Shakespeare the play. That's right, wamlet to
Speaker 3: beaver or not to baba? That is the question. Silver, okay,
Speaker 3: and Julius Weezer's gold our Sydney University educated Rio.
Speaker 17: And the halls.
Speaker 3: The professor would like that one. All right, Jackie boy,
Speaker 3: Shakespeare bands, I.
Speaker 5: Can impress the Sydney University. Oh yeah, alumni as well.
Speaker 5: MC Hamlet, Hey, good start.
Speaker 3: Good start. It's nothing there low brown, low, low start, Bronze,
Speaker 3: David Lee doth oh, yeah, that's good. Silver, The Taming
Speaker 3: of the who Oh, that's gold, very smart. And Romeo Romeo,
Speaker 3: We're for art, Garfuncle the card plus gold plus very good.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o' carl's show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time now to mark your time wasters. Today on World
Speaker 3: Shakespeare Day, we're looking for your Shakespeare bands. Let's see
Speaker 3: how you've got on. Jackie boy, you're ready to art.
Speaker 5: I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3: Shakespeare bands.
Speaker 5: K C and the Shakespeare Band Bronze.
Speaker 3: I thought that's good. The Sunshine Band, the Shakespeare No,
Speaker 3: it's just been a little one. Matt Sorry, Matte Fleetwood
Speaker 3: Macbeth Silverbri Brittany Shakespeare's Gold. Well done, Luke and listen
Speaker 3: to the show in Noosa Mega Macbeth heavy metal version
Speaker 3: of Meth Silver Swrom, Josh Guns and Rosenkrantz. That is good.
Speaker 5: Remind me of Rosen krants.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, remind you of what they've been
Speaker 3: around for six hundred years. Bronze, Bronze, Figrants, he's giving
Speaker 3: himself bronze. That is gold to be or not to
Speaker 3: begs Gold. That's very good. Let's well done. Pucks Fizz Gold.
Speaker 3: That's super smart, Brad, that is very good, Pucks Fizz.
Speaker 3: This is high level. Someone's been doing some googling. Panic
Speaker 3: at the Globe Theater, where he did most.
Speaker 5: Of his famous plays. I assume Gold.
Speaker 3: Ugly kid hamlet on, David, put your name on the
Speaker 3: one who are sent in Panic at the Globe Theater.
Speaker 3: Bardi b Gold so good. I've been looking at that
Speaker 3: for three or four minutes admiring it like it was
Speaker 3: a beautiful construction. That is so good. One and Jan
Speaker 3: Lockwood Bardi b is so good. And finally Capulet Zeppelin
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Let Me tell You about tomorrow's show today? Are we
Speaker 3: going to try Dave the phone in course up tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Just bring us out there. I'll see what I get
Speaker 3: today on emails, and then I might change course tomorrow.
Speaker 3: But I have a theory I'd like to test on
Speaker 3: tomorrow's show that Dave's are inherently funny. We heard about
Speaker 3: a dog today called Dave who did a funny thing.
Speaker 5: So has anything of Dave has done?
Speaker 3: Tell me a best story about a Dave testing out
Speaker 3: my theory tomorrow. Dave's are funny. James are fun guys.
Speaker 3: I gotta mate Dave. He's a funny guy.
Speaker 5: I know, a very serious Dave.
Speaker 3: Actually, I don't want that tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Friends, brother, I'm just saying we're the serious if.
Speaker 3: We do that Monday. The other side to Dave, you
Speaker 3: messed about a day tomorrow. We'll also have knock on Friday.
Speaker 3: And you today, what are you going to go out
Speaker 3: and do?
Speaker 4: I will be running. I'll be lacing up this afternoon.
Speaker 4: I will get back out there no matter how Raynolds shine.
Speaker 3: Has he been drinking?
Speaker 5: Confidentider you didn't?
Speaker 3: Right now, there's a pig laughing. It's actually kicking off
Speaker 3: his trainer's going, I don't need to train at all.
Speaker 3: Why is Jack going to be training days? What he's
Speaker 3: trying to say before we had a sad stroke on
Speaker 3: out there is he's racing a pig next week and
Speaker 3: you need to train, mark your trainer. Your coach said
Speaker 3: you need to be half. You won't do it half
Speaker 3: in our day.
Speaker 5: That's a bit. It doesn't take half an hour to
Speaker 5: run a kilometer.
Speaker 3: But it means you train doing some longer cardio.
Speaker 5: Run two hundred today, run you mean two hundred meters.
Speaker 3: Shop mill bar.
Speaker 5: I'm going to build up the mile.
Speaker 3: No one comes from any word putting the train on to.
Speaker 5: Do two hundred meters Sunday.
Speaker 3: I'll do two hundred a day. That's a job to
Speaker 3: where you park.
Speaker 4: Your car Wednesday. I'll be up at eight hundred Thursday,
Speaker 4: and then I'll save myself.
Speaker 5: For the full mile.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, he's pacing himself. All right, we'll see
Speaker 3: you tomorrow. If you want to get in early with
Speaker 3: those funny day stories, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
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