WEBVTT - #8: Brooklyn Ross from Kyle & Jackie O 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:04.160 People do some weird ship. This is this is a 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:07.520 big one. This is for the girls. This one somethings 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:09.119 makes more sense than the others. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.960 Lindsay lohanded in the face after trying to take a. 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.600 Boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:20.120 I won't leave enjoyed the. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:25.680 Please yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:26.800 That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:30.240 I see it quite clearly. Get new glasses. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:34.839 Just a couple of mitches. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:38.840 One Mitch is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:44.440 Now Here is mich Julie and Mitchell ko Oh and 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:45.560 a very special guest. 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:47.400 Yeah, we have a third wheel with us for one. 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.520 It's our first guest host. 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:50.200 Brooklyn Ross. 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:53.360 Brooklyn Ross, need thread for pilm and Jackie Oh, Hello, 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:54.360 welcome to me. 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:56.720 Thanks for having me on. I love your intro that 0:00:56.760 --> 0:01:00.640 you've got with Lindsey Lohan and some Pauline in there. Yeah, 0:01:00.960 --> 0:01:01.960 crack up every time. 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:03.160 So you have actually listened. 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:05.520 I was going to ask, I have listened excellent, So 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:06.839 you know what you're getting yourself into. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:08.479 Believe it. Listen. 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:12.800 I listened to like the first fifteen minutes and then 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:16.120 I because I'd like to just go through podcasts to 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:18.080 see like, oh, what are they talking about? Towards the end? 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:19.280 So I did a bit of that. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.160 You heard anym you heard one of the is just yes, okay, Yeah, 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.720 that's the core of the show. If I've got one 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:28.959 good I'm proud of you than I normally think about 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:30.520 on the spot, So you are better than me. 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:33.400 Later on, we'll have to ask you which third wheel 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:36.600 you prefer being ours or Kyl and Jackie. Oh's very 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:37.440 different experiences. 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:38.759 I would say, very different. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:40.560 Who would you say is the Kyle and Jackie of 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:42.959 this dynamic of you two? 0:01:43.120 --> 0:01:45.480 Yeah, well just size wise. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:50.840 You know what we were talking off about not making 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:51.440 any fat. 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.960 Jokes and you did it. 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:54.600 You're right. 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.680 Well shit, well we'll get the scoop. We want to 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:59.640 do a segment that I've created. It's called head Lies. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:01.920 Now Mitch thinks it sounds like headlines. 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:03.880 I get itchy every time you mention it. 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:05.760 It's nothing to do with head lies. That we know 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.560 eucalyptus and that you know that fine truth come that 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:08.639 you're going to really get through. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:13.040 Yeah yeah, not only orgasmatrons. We've got one of those 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:17.320 in the newsroom here. Clean out of all our draws 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.680 and stuff, and the orgasmatron came out, and I was like, 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:21.760 I kind of want to throw this away, but I 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:24.880 kind of want to. Yeah, forever, you never know. You 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:27.000 never know. You're just going to be sitting at your 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:29.760 desk wanting you need an orgasmatron. 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:30.760 But it's headlines. 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:32.839 The nature of your job, working for such a big 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.560 radio show, you do end up on the Daily Mail 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:36.200 and all that shit. 0:02:36.320 --> 0:02:38.240 So what have you done? You found some real headlines 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:39.639 and some fake news lots some. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.399 Real headlines that involve you, Brooklyn Ross, and some fake 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:45.320 headlines that involve you, But you have to debunke tell 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:46.600 us which is true, which is incorrect. 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.400 I've really don't understand this game is clearly I'm going 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:52.400 to know the answer to but I'm supposed to pretend 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:53.480 that I'm thinking about it. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:53.600 No. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.320 But also it's the fact that a lot of the 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.520 headlines are misleading, and so it's an opportunity for you 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.920 to clarify the actual story that that's what daily mail does. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:03.200 They pick up on one tiny sentence, take it out 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:05.600 of context. Not even just daily Mail, god knows who's 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.960 writing about you. But yeah, it's an opportunity to explain yourself. 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.520 So we'll debunk them later in the show. I think 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:11.880 we should jump into the first igypt. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.000 Should we show him how it's done before he does his? 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:14.840 Is it just me? 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.720 Yeah, I'll go first. Sure, let's dive into the show. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.680 Excited to have you, Brooklyn, Thank you for the first igypt. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:23.520 Is it just me? 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:30.000 Am I the only person who seemingly hates honey soy 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:31.240 and chicken chips? 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:31.919 Oh? 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:32.720 Yeah, I think so. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:35.400 I've always thought that they've been a little bit over hyped, 0:03:35.600 --> 0:03:37.280 to be honest, So I'm with you on that. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:39.160 And it was always the family's go. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:43.000 To, everyone's go to quickly round table. What's your favorite 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:46.320 chip minus the tomatoes? Source one the big red chip. 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:47.520 Burgers for sure? 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:51.080 Oh my god, I don't know. Actually grain waves green 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:52.240 grain waves real? Yeah? 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:53.000 Yeah good. 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:55.080 I remember when they came out that was like electric cars. 0:03:55.120 --> 0:03:57.240 Everyone's like grain waves. 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.200 It was as if they were healthy. Yeah, but I'm 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:00.080 pretty sure they're not. 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.080 No, definitely not. 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.480 Is it just the one brand that does honey soy chicken, Like, 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:05.040 there's no Smith's Honey soy Chicken. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.320 I think whatever Rock Yeah, they're the only ones that 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:07.720 have done it. 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:10.680 Yeah, but I think that's become like the Mercedes Benz 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:13.040 of the chips, and I am so over it. So 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:14.600 I've come up with some other things that I ought 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.240 that a mainstream that I like, and I just want 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:20.760 to see if you guys are into it. Okay, Okay, 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:21.960 Rainbow paddle pops? 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:22.839 I detest them. 0:04:23.200 --> 0:04:25.279 Do you know that the hell's buying a rainbow paddle 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:26.279 pop these days? Anyways? 0:04:26.279 --> 0:04:28.360 I heard they don't actually have their own flavor, it's 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.800 just the color, like they taste the same. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:34.200 I've rainbow and caramel are exactly yeah, yeah, because what's 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:35.200 it's supposed to taste? 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:38.960 Like, what's rainbow something? 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:43.320 Okay, moving on my next one, which is controversial. I 0:04:43.360 --> 0:04:47.920 think I absolutely think cereal has no place in twenty nineteen. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:48.880 Yeah, agreed. 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:53.279 Really, we just have so many other options and milk 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.839 and cereal. It just people are off milk. Milk's not 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:57.960 a thing. You've got almond milks. Everyone's over dairy. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:04:59.840 We're living in different worlds, aren't we. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:01.920 Because I don't know what you're talking about, country boy, 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:05.120 I love a throat loop to this day. Oh really, yeah, 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:06.280 rice bubbles. 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:09.599 To me, it's just like fake food, you know, like 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:12.520 a fruit loop or a neutral grain. What the hell 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:16.479 even is that it's not real food? 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.360 Imagine the marketing coming up with it. You know what, 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:21.520 It's got grains in it, and it's got nutrients in it. 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.279 Tree Gray, Like, you've done it again, Gary Great. 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:25.560 He came up with Chris Picks. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:27.240 As well, and a lot of these Kellogg's things have 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.039 five star health ratings on them. Yes, what is that 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:33.280 like four or something? Yeah? 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:37.080 Yeah, okay, one more, I'm done tea now hear me out. 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:39.719 Everyone's like the other day I had stomach cramps and 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:41.920 my mum was like, have a Cama mile And I'm like, 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.560 you know what, that actually sounds really pleasing. Nice camera mile, 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.760 some herbs and a hot water that might soothe my tummy. 0:05:46.960 --> 0:05:49.800 You put it in and it's just like hay soaked 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.960 in water. There's just nothing nice about it at all. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:54.840 And it's always too hot. Then you leave it for 0:05:54.960 --> 0:05:58.919 maybe five minutes and then it's too cold. There's no 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:01.040 no medium point, and it just does nothing. 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:03.120 I don't know what you're doing wrong, but like, it 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:05.039 can't be that bad. Hey, you soaked in water? 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:06.360 Have you ever had a chemamile tea? 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:07.320 Yeah? They're not great. 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.040 I don't think t would get us through the day 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:11.279 enough though, Brooklyn. We both get up super early for 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:11.680 our job. 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:13.160 You guys who need a hardcore coffee. 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.840 Coffee John's on Carl Jacks right, yeah, Timbo. 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.280 That was my job before I got on air, the 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:20.800 coffee bitch. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:22.200 I was never there when you were the coffee bitch. 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.239 It would have been such a fun time bossing you around. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:25.479 It was only for a little bit, but I was 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.240 quite nice. I was still scared to talk to you all. 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.080 I was terrified to talk to you. Why just because 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:31.800 you're on air and I was the street teamer and 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:33.080 then I was cash cock at that point. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:36.800 So I'll tell you what, I am quite like shy 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:39.480 person really, And you know, celebrities coming all the time, 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:41.720 and I'm like, oh, I'm not going to say anything 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:45.200 to them, like I just and anyone who can come 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:46.599 in and talk to me for sure. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.919 Like I always used to notice before I worked for 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.279 Carl and Jackio just as a listener, but during the 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:54.560 celebrity interviews, you would just disappear because you're always his 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:57.600 third voice with Kyl and Jackio chiming in occasionally, but 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.680 during celebri interviews, he would just Vanish. Yeah, and now 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.320 I know it's because you're a little bit shy around them. 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:03.440 You're like, oh I don't want to interview. 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.280 That's true, and also like I don't know Carle Jack, yo, 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.159 just do a great Yeah, there's no need for me. 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:11.360 Yeah, okay. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.520 Do you have anything that's popular mainstream that you will 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:17.560 not touch or are against boycott condoms? 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:20.040 Sorry? 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:20.720 Yeah? 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.200 Well I've got a boyfriend now, so. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.000 You can follow the show online. Just search a couple 0:07:29.040 --> 0:07:31.640 of mitches. If you don't, you're a tickhead? 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.480 Are you following it's Brooklyn? Or are you a dickhead? 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:36.200 I think I'm a dickhead. 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.880 Your boyfriend follows us? Actually yeah, because he followed the 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:42.800 page and then he followed me, which I was very 0:07:42.840 --> 0:07:43.360 impressed with. 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:45.880 I might be following it. Hey, I'm checking now I 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:47.960 think you are. I don't know. I don't follow it. 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.559 Like, we shan't carry on until we make sure you're following. 0:07:50.720 --> 0:07:54.760 Is it? What's your actual I'm following? 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:57.440 There we go. You can stay. 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.600 You're not a dickhead? Are you following? How this works 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:04.680 as well? You're after me? Sure? 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:05.080 All right? 0:08:05.120 --> 0:08:06.080 It's my turn, right? 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:09.080 Is it just me? 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:12.360 Do celebrities just. 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:13.960 Think that we're all dumb. 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.080 Have you noticed recently that they've all been trying to 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:19.880 convince it all that they're giving out their numbers and 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:23.040 oh we can now text you. Oh you can now 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.200 text me and I'll give you updates. There's been like 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:29.720 Ashton Courtcha j Lo, Paul McCartney, and most recently Ellen. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.440 Hey, I have a really cool new thing to tell 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.120 you about. I am going to give you a phone number, 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.959 So get a pen. I'll wait. Actually, I know you're 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:38.880 holding your phone, so put it in your phone. It's 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:42.400 three one oh four or five five eight eight five 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.720 eight Okay, great there now text me seriously, that is 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.080 my community number, So you can text me and then 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.440 I can send all of you text updates right to 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:52.760 your phone. It's the future. 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:56.360 Oh so, it's obviously a marketing thing that they descend 0:08:56.520 --> 0:09:00.440 updates and whatever to people's phone directly, But every single 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.040 Celect thing I've seen promoting this community number or whatever 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:05.200 have phrased it as though, oh my god, I'm leaking 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.720 my number, guys, Oh my god, And I'm like, surely 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.240 no one's sitting at home watching Ellen actually believes that 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:10.920 that's her number. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.440 They would one hundred percent they would you think. 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:15.480 I think some people would believe it, But I do 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:19.240 agree with you that it's just like so insulting, isn't it? 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:22.600 Why all this bullshit? Oh I'm giving you my phone number? 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:25.520 Well see I used to think, Ah, the only people 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:27.559 that would opt in for that kind of thing are 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.160 just ridiculous. Oh what it is? What kind of idiot 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:34.160 would want to celebrity texting them these automatically generated marketing 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.320 things like all those bloody texts you get from Domino's 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:42.040 and Red Rooster until Oh, a certain celebrity that I enjoy? 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:43.880 Oh, who is it? Dina Menzel? 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:45.360 No, it's not Adeena Menzel. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:46.920 Idabatchros has done it. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.800 It's not Idabosh. I think probably even more embarrassing than 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:54.800 signing up for Idabachos. Denise No think international Forgod. 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:56.439 So I'm just thinking Likechael. 0:09:57.040 --> 0:10:01.040 Embarrassing, like Betty White, Shannaia Twain. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:04.000 That's nice. 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:06.600 I literally texted the number. This was what she posted. 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:11.480 Hi, guys, so my number is seven oh two five 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:15.600 hundred zero seven one bay. And then after that you're 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:18.000 going to be getting a text directly from me. I'm 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:21.840 just going to be texting you behind the scenes stuff 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:25.400 going on, you know, behind the scenes at the show, 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.959 during the rehearsals, all that kind of fun stuff. 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:29.439 She has no time. 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:32.679 I was like, I mean, all judgment about people have 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.280 signed up for these bullshit celebrity marketing messages. 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.000 It's gone because I'm on board with Shania Twain. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.040 So is it free? Like? Are you paying anything to 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:41.680 get this stuff? 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:42.360 I don't know. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.920 But the sad thing to do what you don't even know? 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:51.040 Well, I texted her here. Look, I just I just wrote, Sup. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:54.280 What did she say? 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:59.960 Hey, it's Shanaia. Sorry, I can't text this country right now. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:00.160 Now. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.040 Well, I'm impressed you do get a message. I mean, 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.160 she obviously can text this country because she just sent 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:08.000 you that text. 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:11.520 But I can't opt in for any of her updates 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:14.000 and her newsletters and whatever. And I was like, oh, 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:15.760 I got my hopes up for nothing. I want to 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:16.680 know what she and I is up to. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.760 But what would it be? Press one for my life? 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:20.240 Press too to see what I had for lunch. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:21.319 I'll never know. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:22.960 It's a mystery to me. 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:23.640 Pressing. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.920 Sometimes these texts from marketing things can actually be helpful. 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:28.720 The other day I got a text from Red Rooster 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.720 and I was like, oh my god, they're doing bloody 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:31.400 waffle cones. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:32.280 Now, that's awesome. 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:35.400 Is that Red Rooster doing those waffle cones something like that? 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.000 Yeah, I saw we. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.239 Want we save Red Rooster from liquidation. 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:43.920 Did you Yeah, just yourself when you've got dinner or 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:44.480 what happened. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.040 I'm surprised you missed this. Being a journalist, lots of 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:50.000 articles about your life, no, not news in your life. 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:51.920 There were lots of articles out saying that all these 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.319 Red Red Rooster staws were closing in a rapid rate, 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.800 and so to try and prepare for the worst, Mitch 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.680 was doing DIY Red Rooster roles so that if Heaven 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.680 they shut down, we'd be able to cope. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.800 And they saw it and they were like, we love this, 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:06.479 and they retweeted it on their Twitter. 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.160 And they would they're desperate. 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.400 But then they eventually said, by the way, all the 0:12:13.440 --> 0:12:17.120 seven saws that were closing are now being reopened. 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:20.160 And so we just took credit their macaroni and cheese 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:21.199 rolls for a while. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:22.000 Did that Now? 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:23.800 I was into that really. Yeah. I don't know if 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:27.400 they're still around, but I mean just macaroni and cheese 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:29.199 on a bloody bread roll. 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.920 It's so simple and yet they nail it. You know, 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:34.600 all right, the big moment, it's time for your is 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:35.079 it just me? 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:36.480 Right? 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:37.679 Dive in? 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:44.480 Is it just me? Have self scanned check it? Like 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:49.280 check outs at supermarkets become really difficult to use as 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:54.000 of late, Like every time Woolworths one is coming up 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:56.600 saying like you don't have your own bag, or like 0:12:56.960 --> 0:12:59.000 you have to wait for the bitch to come over 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:00.480 and check it and get in it. 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:02.760 And even then they used to like run over to 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:04.480 you to assist you if they saw that little light 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:09.400 fishing required absolutely no hurry bush is like. 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:12.080 And they would have to hand you the orshy. They're 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:13.079 over it now. 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.360 Although you get the one really enthusiastic one. I went 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:17.960 to the shopping center in like Macquarie Center here in Sydney, 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:19.880 and that was when wool worst were doing the. 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:22.319 Plan things, the little seblings, and she had a spray 0:13:22.320 --> 0:13:24.000 bottle full of water. She's like, do you want me 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:27.439 to get it kickstarted while we're here? Can just spray 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:29.280 it onto it to kick start the seibling? 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.120 That's bullshit. I mean, you need obviously light. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:35.960 Two moist to get it wet. We said, yeah, it 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.880 was very fun. But I used to work at Coals, 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:41.640 So I worked at Coals when they implemented. 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:42.360 Self serve che the first time. 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.360 The first time I was check out chick. 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:45.880 And did they fire people when that happened. 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:48.600 No, they took out four registers. They just chunked them out. 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.720 But did the staff numbers remain the same at that point? 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:51.959 Oh? 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.520 I think we had some because there was a lot 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.880 of people blowing up being like, oh, that's putting people 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:57.560 out of jobs. Don't you self served? 0:13:57.679 --> 0:13:59.839 Well, I mean it would it obviously, would you. I mean, 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:00.960 that's the point of it. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.640 Yeah, Well, there's a science behind it. So when we 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:05.560 first installed ours, they were at the end of the store, 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:07.920 the last like four registers, which was next to the 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:10.600 vitamins aisle, you know, vitamins and condoms and like lubrican 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.400 and all that that ile laugh. 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.680 For adults, we're familiar with them. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:13.960 Yeah. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:17.760 Yeah, And that is the most stolen from ile, that 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:19.960 ile in every cold store because it's got the most 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:23.640 expensive products. So we were having so much theft because 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.080 the people were just going grabbing, walking through like. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.840 It was just a quick line of theft. It was 0:14:28.880 --> 0:14:29.960 like that channel in Mexico. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:31.600 They just go under the tunnel to get all the 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:33.800 drugs out, so then we had to move them. And 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:36.040 then it was really challenging when they started. Remember when 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:37.960 they first brought it in and everyone was struggling. Then 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:39.600 they took out the weight limit. You remember when they 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:40.040 did that. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:41.400 That was a great time that everyone. 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:43.160 That was the golden era, it was, But then the 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:46.080 theft went through the roof people scanning avocados as bloody 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.160 you know, Sultana's and they were saving money. 0:14:48.240 --> 0:14:50.360 Well, just a potato, I mean, come on, that's pretty 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:53.640 easy potato figured out? Yeah, is a potato? Yeah? 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.800 Yeah, yeah, And that's looking true, truly true. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:57.800 And so Brooklyn, you're saying that they've gone back to 0:14:57.840 --> 0:15:00.480 being really difficult to do. Its worst weight, it's. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:01.920 Worse than it's ever been. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.720 They brought it back with no bags. Now I'm like, sorry, 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:05.440 can I get a bag? 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:05.720 Thanks? 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.440 Sure, let me just go grab one to walk around, and. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:10.360 Like it wants you to say at the start of 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.480 the whole process, like what sort of bag you've got, 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.240 But then they're also onto you for stealing the bag 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:19.720 and not scanning the so and it can pick up 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.760 the weight of those plastic bags. Now it's just such 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:24.960 a pain in the ass. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:27.640 He'd rather starve at this point than have to go 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:28.320 grow through shop. 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:29.320 You know what, it's so bad. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.320 I think I'm gonna go to Audia where they literally 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:32.800 scan and throw. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:33.840 Yeah, they're just like. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.640 You just catch it that Yeah, I'm into it. 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:38.320 That's the way too stressful for me. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:38.760 That ship. 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:40.480 That'd make your anxiety go through the room. 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.720 Absolutely recurling produce and my faith Nathan, but I like. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:45.880 Other people feeling pressure that they need to get the 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:48.600 f out of the like move. It's true. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:55.320 That was a very good first Seedge ran the port. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:53.920 Back on the shop. 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:55.080 I've done radio a little bit. 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:55.880 Yeah, I'm impressed. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:59.240 Yeah, far more experience than either ancient. 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:04.200