Speaker 1: People do some weird ship. This is this is a
Speaker 1: big one. This is for the girls. This one somethings
Speaker 1: makes more sense than the others.
Speaker 2: Lindsay lohanded in the face after trying to take a.
Speaker 3: Boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy.
Speaker 4: I won't leave enjoyed the.
Speaker 1: Please yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: That's the line.
Speaker 5: I see it quite clearly. Get new glasses.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: One Mitch is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: Now Here is mich Julie and Mitchell ko Oh and
Speaker 1: a very special guest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a third wheel with us for one.
Speaker 5: It's our first guest host.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Ross.
Speaker 5: Brooklyn Ross, need thread for pilm and Jackie Oh, Hello,
Speaker 5: welcome to me.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me on. I love your intro that
Speaker 3: you've got with Lindsey Lohan and some Pauline in there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: crack up every time.
Speaker 6: So you have actually listened.
Speaker 5: I was going to ask, I have listened excellent, So
Speaker 5: you know what you're getting yourself into.
Speaker 1: Believe it. Listen.
Speaker 3: I listened to like the first fifteen minutes and then
Speaker 3: I because I'd like to just go through podcasts to
Speaker 3: see like, oh, what are they talking about? Towards the end?
Speaker 3: So I did a bit of that.
Speaker 2: You heard anym you heard one of the is just yes, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the core of the show. If I've got one
Speaker 2: good I'm proud of you than I normally think about
Speaker 2: on the spot, So you are better than me.
Speaker 5: Later on, we'll have to ask you which third wheel
Speaker 5: you prefer being ours or Kyl and Jackie. Oh's very
Speaker 5: different experiences.
Speaker 6: I would say, very different.
Speaker 1: Who would you say is the Kyle and Jackie of
Speaker 1: this dynamic of you two?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well just size wise.
Speaker 1: You know what we were talking off about not making
Speaker 1: any fat.
Speaker 3: Jokes and you did it.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 2: Well shit, well we'll get the scoop. We want to
Speaker 2: do a segment that I've created. It's called head Lies.
Speaker 2: Now Mitch thinks it sounds like headlines.
Speaker 6: I get itchy every time you mention it.
Speaker 1: It's nothing to do with head lies. That we know
Speaker 1: eucalyptus and that you know that fine truth come that
Speaker 1: you're going to really get through.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, not only orgasmatrons. We've got one of those
Speaker 3: in the newsroom here. Clean out of all our draws
Speaker 3: and stuff, and the orgasmatron came out, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I kind of want to throw this away, but I
Speaker 3: kind of want to. Yeah, forever, you never know. You
Speaker 3: never know. You're just going to be sitting at your
Speaker 3: desk wanting you need an orgasmatron.
Speaker 6: But it's headlines.
Speaker 5: The nature of your job, working for such a big
Speaker 5: radio show, you do end up on the Daily Mail
Speaker 5: and all that shit.
Speaker 6: So what have you done? You found some real headlines
Speaker 6: and some fake news lots some.
Speaker 2: Real headlines that involve you, Brooklyn Ross, and some fake
Speaker 2: headlines that involve you, But you have to debunke tell
Speaker 2: us which is true, which is incorrect.
Speaker 3: I've really don't understand this game is clearly I'm going
Speaker 3: to know the answer to but I'm supposed to pretend
Speaker 3: that I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: But also it's the fact that a lot of the
Speaker 5: headlines are misleading, and so it's an opportunity for you
Speaker 5: to clarify the actual story that that's what daily mail does.
Speaker 5: They pick up on one tiny sentence, take it out
Speaker 5: of context. Not even just daily Mail, god knows who's
Speaker 5: writing about you. But yeah, it's an opportunity to explain yourself.
Speaker 2: So we'll debunk them later in the show. I think
Speaker 2: we should jump into the first igypt.
Speaker 6: Should we show him how it's done before he does his?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll go first. Sure, let's dive into the show.
Speaker 1: Excited to have you, Brooklyn, Thank you for the first igypt.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Am I the only person who seemingly hates honey soy
Speaker 2: and chicken chips?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 5: I've always thought that they've been a little bit over hyped,
Speaker 5: to be honest, So I'm with you on that.
Speaker 6: And it was always the family's go.
Speaker 2: To, everyone's go to quickly round table. What's your favorite
Speaker 2: chip minus the tomatoes? Source one the big red chip.
Speaker 5: Burgers for sure?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know. Actually grain waves green
Speaker 3: grain waves real? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah good.
Speaker 1: I remember when they came out that was like electric cars.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like grain waves.
Speaker 3: It was as if they were healthy. Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure they're not.
Speaker 1: No, definitely not.
Speaker 5: Is it just the one brand that does honey soy chicken, Like,
Speaker 5: there's no Smith's Honey soy Chicken.
Speaker 6: I think whatever Rock Yeah, they're the only ones that
Speaker 6: have done it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think that's become like the Mercedes Benz
Speaker 2: of the chips, and I am so over it. So
Speaker 2: I've come up with some other things that I ought
Speaker 2: that a mainstream that I like, and I just want
Speaker 2: to see if you guys are into it. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: Rainbow paddle pops?
Speaker 1: I detest them.
Speaker 3: Do you know that the hell's buying a rainbow paddle
Speaker 3: pop these days? Anyways?
Speaker 5: I heard they don't actually have their own flavor, it's
Speaker 5: just the color, like they taste the same.
Speaker 2: I've rainbow and caramel are exactly yeah, yeah, because what's
Speaker 2: it's supposed to taste?
Speaker 3: Like, what's rainbow something?
Speaker 2: Okay, moving on my next one, which is controversial. I
Speaker 2: think I absolutely think cereal has no place in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, agreed.
Speaker 2: Really, we just have so many other options and milk
Speaker 2: and cereal. It just people are off milk. Milk's not
Speaker 2: a thing. You've got almond milks. Everyone's over dairy.
Speaker 6: We're living in different worlds, aren't we.
Speaker 5: Because I don't know what you're talking about, country boy,
Speaker 5: I love a throat loop to this day. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 5: rice bubbles.
Speaker 3: To me, it's just like fake food, you know, like
Speaker 3: a fruit loop or a neutral grain. What the hell
Speaker 3: even is that it's not real food?
Speaker 2: Imagine the marketing coming up with it. You know what,
Speaker 2: It's got grains in it, and it's got nutrients in it.
Speaker 2: Tree Gray, Like, you've done it again, Gary Great.
Speaker 1: He came up with Chris Picks.
Speaker 3: As well, and a lot of these Kellogg's things have
Speaker 3: five star health ratings on them. Yes, what is that
Speaker 3: like four or something? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, one more, I'm done tea now hear me out.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like the other day I had stomach cramps and
Speaker 2: my mum was like, have a Cama mile And I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know what, that actually sounds really pleasing. Nice camera mile,
Speaker 2: some herbs and a hot water that might soothe my tummy.
Speaker 2: You put it in and it's just like hay soaked
Speaker 2: in water. There's just nothing nice about it at all.
Speaker 2: And it's always too hot. Then you leave it for
Speaker 2: maybe five minutes and then it's too cold. There's no
Speaker 2: no medium point, and it just does nothing.
Speaker 5: I don't know what you're doing wrong, but like, it
Speaker 5: can't be that bad. Hey, you soaked in water?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a chemamile tea?
Speaker 3: Yeah? They're not great.
Speaker 5: I don't think t would get us through the day
Speaker 5: enough though, Brooklyn. We both get up super early for
Speaker 5: our job.
Speaker 1: You guys who need a hardcore coffee.
Speaker 3: Coffee John's on Carl Jacks right, yeah, Timbo.
Speaker 1: That was my job before I got on air, the
Speaker 1: coffee bitch.
Speaker 5: I was never there when you were the coffee bitch.
Speaker 5: It would have been such a fun time bossing you around.
Speaker 2: It was only for a little bit, but I was
Speaker 2: quite nice. I was still scared to talk to you all.
Speaker 2: I was terrified to talk to you. Why just because
Speaker 2: you're on air and I was the street teamer and
Speaker 2: then I was cash cock at that point.
Speaker 3: So I'll tell you what, I am quite like shy
Speaker 3: person really, And you know, celebrities coming all the time,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, I'm not going to say anything
Speaker 3: to them, like I just and anyone who can come
Speaker 3: in and talk to me for sure.
Speaker 5: Like I always used to notice before I worked for
Speaker 5: Carl and Jackio just as a listener, but during the
Speaker 5: celebrity interviews, you would just disappear because you're always his
Speaker 5: third voice with Kyl and Jackio chiming in occasionally, but
Speaker 5: during celebri interviews, he would just Vanish. Yeah, and now
Speaker 5: I know it's because you're a little bit shy around them.
Speaker 6: You're like, oh I don't want to interview.
Speaker 3: That's true, and also like I don't know Carle Jack, yo,
Speaker 3: just do a great Yeah, there's no need for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Do you have anything that's popular mainstream that you will
Speaker 2: not touch or are against boycott condoms?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well I've got a boyfriend now, so.
Speaker 8: You can follow the show online. Just search a couple
Speaker 8: of mitches. If you don't, you're a tickhead?
Speaker 6: Are you following it's Brooklyn? Or are you a dickhead?
Speaker 3: I think I'm a dickhead.
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend follows us? Actually yeah, because he followed the
Speaker 1: page and then he followed me, which I was very
Speaker 1: impressed with.
Speaker 3: I might be following it. Hey, I'm checking now I
Speaker 3: think you are. I don't know. I don't follow it.
Speaker 6: Like, we shan't carry on until we make sure you're following.
Speaker 3: Is it? What's your actual I'm following?
Speaker 5: There we go. You can stay.
Speaker 1: You're not a dickhead? Are you following? How this works
Speaker 1: as well? You're after me? Sure?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: It's my turn, right?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do celebrities just.
Speaker 6: Think that we're all dumb.
Speaker 5: Have you noticed recently that they've all been trying to
Speaker 5: convince it all that they're giving out their numbers and
Speaker 5: oh we can now text you. Oh you can now
Speaker 5: text me and I'll give you updates. There's been like
Speaker 5: Ashton Courtcha j Lo, Paul McCartney, and most recently Ellen.
Speaker 9: Hey, I have a really cool new thing to tell
Speaker 9: you about. I am going to give you a phone number,
Speaker 9: So get a pen. I'll wait. Actually, I know you're
Speaker 9: holding your phone, so put it in your phone. It's
Speaker 9: three one oh four or five five eight eight five
Speaker 9: eight Okay, great there now text me seriously, that is
Speaker 9: my community number, So you can text me and then
Speaker 9: I can send all of you text updates right to
Speaker 9: your phone. It's the future.
Speaker 5: Oh so, it's obviously a marketing thing that they descend
Speaker 5: updates and whatever to people's phone directly, But every single
Speaker 5: Celect thing I've seen promoting this community number or whatever
Speaker 5: have phrased it as though, oh my god, I'm leaking
Speaker 5: my number, guys, Oh my god, And I'm like, surely
Speaker 5: no one's sitting at home watching Ellen actually believes that
Speaker 5: that's her number.
Speaker 1: They would one hundred percent they would you think.
Speaker 3: I think some people would believe it, But I do
Speaker 3: agree with you that it's just like so insulting, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Why all this bullshit? Oh I'm giving you my phone number?
Speaker 5: Well see I used to think, Ah, the only people
Speaker 5: that would opt in for that kind of thing are
Speaker 5: just ridiculous. Oh what it is? What kind of idiot
Speaker 5: would want to celebrity texting them these automatically generated marketing
Speaker 5: things like all those bloody texts you get from Domino's
Speaker 5: and Red Rooster until Oh, a certain celebrity that I enjoy?
Speaker 1: Oh, who is it? Dina Menzel?
Speaker 5: No, it's not Adeena Menzel.
Speaker 1: Idabatchros has done it.
Speaker 5: It's not Idabosh. I think probably even more embarrassing than
Speaker 5: signing up for Idabachos. Denise No think international Forgod.
Speaker 1: So I'm just thinking Likechael.
Speaker 6: Embarrassing, like Betty White, Shannaia Twain.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 5: I literally texted the number. This was what she posted.
Speaker 4: Hi, guys, so my number is seven oh two five
Speaker 4: hundred zero seven one bay. And then after that you're
Speaker 4: going to be getting a text directly from me. I'm
Speaker 4: just going to be texting you behind the scenes stuff
Speaker 4: going on, you know, behind the scenes at the show,
Speaker 4: during the rehearsals, all that kind of fun stuff.
Speaker 1: She has no time.
Speaker 5: I was like, I mean, all judgment about people have
Speaker 5: signed up for these bullshit celebrity marketing messages.
Speaker 6: It's gone because I'm on board with Shania Twain.
Speaker 3: So is it free? Like? Are you paying anything to
Speaker 3: get this stuff?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But the sad thing to do what you don't even know?
Speaker 5: Well, I texted her here. Look, I just I just wrote, Sup.
Speaker 1: What did she say?
Speaker 5: Hey, it's Shanaia. Sorry, I can't text this country right now.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm impressed you do get a message. I mean,
Speaker 3: she obviously can text this country because she just sent
Speaker 3: you that text.
Speaker 5: But I can't opt in for any of her updates
Speaker 5: and her newsletters and whatever. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: I got my hopes up for nothing. I want to
Speaker 5: know what she and I is up to.
Speaker 1: But what would it be? Press one for my life?
Speaker 1: Press too to see what I had for lunch.
Speaker 6: I'll never know.
Speaker 5: It's a mystery to me.
Speaker 1: Pressing.
Speaker 5: Sometimes these texts from marketing things can actually be helpful.
Speaker 5: The other day I got a text from Red Rooster
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh my god, they're doing bloody
Speaker 5: waffle cones.
Speaker 6: Now, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: Is that Red Rooster doing those waffle cones something like that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw we.
Speaker 1: Want we save Red Rooster from liquidation.
Speaker 3: Did you Yeah, just yourself when you've got dinner or
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised you missed this. Being a journalist, lots of
Speaker 5: articles about your life, no, not news in your life.
Speaker 5: There were lots of articles out saying that all these
Speaker 5: Red Red Rooster staws were closing in a rapid rate,
Speaker 5: and so to try and prepare for the worst, Mitch
Speaker 5: was doing DIY Red Rooster roles so that if Heaven
Speaker 5: they shut down, we'd be able to cope.
Speaker 1: And they saw it and they were like, we love this,
Speaker 1: and they retweeted it on their Twitter.
Speaker 3: And they would they're desperate.
Speaker 5: But then they eventually said, by the way, all the
Speaker 5: seven saws that were closing are now being reopened.
Speaker 3: And so we just took credit their macaroni and cheese
Speaker 3: rolls for a while.
Speaker 1: Did that Now?
Speaker 3: I was into that really. Yeah. I don't know if
Speaker 3: they're still around, but I mean just macaroni and cheese
Speaker 3: on a bloody bread roll.
Speaker 5: It's so simple and yet they nail it. You know,
Speaker 5: all right, the big moment, it's time for your is
Speaker 5: it just me?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: Dive in?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Have self scanned check it? Like
Speaker 3: check outs at supermarkets become really difficult to use as
Speaker 3: of late, Like every time Woolworths one is coming up
Speaker 3: saying like you don't have your own bag, or like
Speaker 3: you have to wait for the bitch to come over
Speaker 3: and check it and get in it.
Speaker 5: And even then they used to like run over to
Speaker 5: you to assist you if they saw that little light
Speaker 5: fishing required absolutely no hurry bush is like.
Speaker 3: And they would have to hand you the orshy. They're
Speaker 3: over it now.
Speaker 2: Although you get the one really enthusiastic one. I went
Speaker 2: to the shopping center in like Macquarie Center here in Sydney,
Speaker 2: and that was when wool worst were doing the.
Speaker 1: Plan things, the little seblings, and she had a spray
Speaker 1: bottle full of water. She's like, do you want me
Speaker 1: to get it kickstarted while we're here? Can just spray
Speaker 1: it onto it to kick start the seibling?
Speaker 3: That's bullshit. I mean, you need obviously light.
Speaker 1: Two moist to get it wet. We said, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was very fun. But I used to work at Coals,
Speaker 1: So I worked at Coals when they implemented.
Speaker 3: Self serve che the first time.
Speaker 1: The first time I was check out chick.
Speaker 3: And did they fire people when that happened.
Speaker 1: No, they took out four registers. They just chunked them out.
Speaker 3: But did the staff numbers remain the same at that point?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 5: I think we had some because there was a lot
Speaker 5: of people blowing up being like, oh, that's putting people
Speaker 5: out of jobs. Don't you self served?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it would it obviously, would you. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's the point of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, there's a science behind it. So when we
Speaker 1: first installed ours, they were at the end of the store,
Speaker 1: the last like four registers, which was next to the
Speaker 1: vitamins aisle, you know, vitamins and condoms and like lubrican
Speaker 1: and all that that ile laugh.
Speaker 6: For adults, we're familiar with them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that is the most stolen from ile, that
Speaker 2: ile in every cold store because it's got the most
Speaker 2: expensive products. So we were having so much theft because
Speaker 2: the people were just going grabbing, walking through like.
Speaker 1: It was just a quick line of theft. It was
Speaker 1: like that channel in Mexico.
Speaker 2: They just go under the tunnel to get all the
Speaker 2: drugs out, so then we had to move them. And
Speaker 2: then it was really challenging when they started. Remember when
Speaker 2: they first brought it in and everyone was struggling. Then
Speaker 2: they took out the weight limit. You remember when they
Speaker 2: did that.
Speaker 3: That was a great time that everyone.
Speaker 2: That was the golden era, it was, But then the
Speaker 2: theft went through the roof people scanning avocados as bloody
Speaker 2: you know, Sultana's and they were saving money.
Speaker 3: Well, just a potato, I mean, come on, that's pretty
Speaker 3: easy potato figured out? Yeah, is a potato? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And that's looking true, truly true.
Speaker 6: And so Brooklyn, you're saying that they've gone back to
Speaker 6: being really difficult to do. Its worst weight, it's.
Speaker 3: Worse than it's ever been.
Speaker 1: They brought it back with no bags. Now I'm like, sorry,
Speaker 1: can I get a bag?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Sure, let me just go grab one to walk around, and.
Speaker 3: Like it wants you to say at the start of
Speaker 3: the whole process, like what sort of bag you've got,
Speaker 3: But then they're also onto you for stealing the bag
Speaker 3: and not scanning the so and it can pick up
Speaker 3: the weight of those plastic bags. Now it's just such
Speaker 3: a pain in the ass.
Speaker 5: He'd rather starve at this point than have to go
Speaker 5: grow through shop.
Speaker 1: You know what, it's so bad.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go to Audia where they literally
Speaker 2: scan and throw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like.
Speaker 3: You just catch it that Yeah, I'm into it.
Speaker 6: That's the way too stressful for me.
Speaker 5: That ship.
Speaker 1: That'd make your anxiety go through the room.
Speaker 5: Absolutely recurling produce and my faith Nathan, but I like.
Speaker 3: Other people feeling pressure that they need to get the
Speaker 3: f out of the like move. It's true.
Speaker 2: That was a very good first Seedge ran the port.
Speaker 1: Back on the shop.
Speaker 3: I've done radio a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm impressed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, far more experience than either ancient.
Speaker 8: As Helen Keller once said, this podcast is fucking dope
Speaker 8: you're listening to?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? You know? Ow vo guy? Brad?
Speaker 1: How good is he? That's Brad?
Speaker 3: Oh right, Brad?
Speaker 6: Do you not even recognize?
Speaker 3: I did it? Not with that like old school voice?
Speaker 1: There you go, speaking of the office. That's where we
Speaker 1: all work together.
Speaker 2: We work on work at Kiss, a radio station in Sydney,
Speaker 2: and I'm the Kyle and Jackie. So you're the news reader. Mitch,
Speaker 2: you'r meek Mitch. You're a character behind the scenes. I'm
Speaker 2: a cash cock. So we're all involved in some way.
Speaker 3: And isn't it weird that you meet Mitch a meek
Speaker 3: Mitch on that show when I mean, anyone listening to
Speaker 3: this realizes you're anything but meek.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm a bit like you, where I'm a
Speaker 5: bit shy and awkward. And Kyle likes to give nicknames
Speaker 5: based off first impressions. So because I was like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, it's Kyle Sandeling's he's so tall, I know,
Speaker 5: I was nervous to meet him. I guess it just stuck.
Speaker 5: He's like, there's an alliteration there, meek Mitch.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 3: I think it's bad because your character is meek Mitch.
Speaker 3: So you whenever you're on air, you're.
Speaker 5: Just hello, I've come.
Speaker 3: Then there's all this like you just so funny, and
Speaker 3: that doesn't get to go on the show.
Speaker 6: I've got enough funny people showing off on the show.
Speaker 6: It's fine. I've got a role to play and that's me.
Speaker 5: I take it very seriously.
Speaker 1: Yeah, will you play your role well the news reader?
Speaker 1: And that has in turn giving you a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of headglines on the internet. It has it's his head lies,
Speaker 1: some correct some lies.
Speaker 3: Well I'm pretty sure i'd know which ones are fake
Speaker 3: about me, but give it a go.
Speaker 1: The real ones were fucked. Some of them was so fun.
Speaker 6: Do you have Brooklyn's news theme in the system here?
Speaker 6: I want you to do it like you're actually reading it.
Speaker 6: You know, it's type in kiss news bed or kiss news.
Speaker 6: See what comes up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Let me see.
Speaker 3: What's the stage is that?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, a new stager?
Speaker 5: You got it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I found it. Here we go, all right, first headline.
Speaker 5: Kiss six five.
Speaker 2: This is kiss Ez Kiss news reader Brooklyn Ross confirms
Speaker 2: new romance after ill fated appearance on national television disappearance.
Speaker 3: What do you Do? So this was when I think
Speaker 3: it was last year. I went on a new reality
Speaker 3: dating show on Channel ten with Julia Morris and what
Speaker 3: was they called again, Blind Date?
Speaker 6: Blind Date.
Speaker 1: So it was like the old fashioned you on one
Speaker 1: side there was a.
Speaker 3: Wall, yeah, like perfect match from the olden days, and
Speaker 3: they just redid it, and I mean it wasn't very good,
Speaker 3: but I ended up sort of connecting with this guy
Speaker 3: that I chose and there's still in my news booth.
Speaker 3: Now there is still this huge painting like a it
Speaker 3: looks like a painting, but it's a photograph me and
Speaker 3: this random guy from the dating show. Like it's huge.
Speaker 3: It looks like too big and good to throw out.
Speaker 3: But I don't know what I'm from memory.
Speaker 5: It looks almost like you'd expect that painting of rows
Speaker 5: from Titanic, very erotic. Was there fruit involved? Yes, it's
Speaker 5: one of those kind of.
Speaker 3: We're both shirtless.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't hang that in your new place with
Speaker 1: you new I certainly can't just have it back. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and he'll be up to one.
Speaker 5: I'm the only single one here. Jesus sit me up.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's correct, that's correct. All right, there we go.
Speaker 6: I love how they connected the two.
Speaker 5: He's found new love. But let's remind him of an
Speaker 5: old failed heroine.
Speaker 1: Well, next headline, Kiss six five. This is kiss that
Speaker 1: is exactly the length kiss.
Speaker 2: FM news reader Brooklyn Ross is caught with his pants
Speaker 2: down with a measuring tape during a wild night out
Speaker 2: with two male pounds.
Speaker 3: This one's true joking. So and me and my friends
Speaker 3: laugh about this all the time, and we always did
Speaker 3: like out with two male pals again. So all this
Speaker 3: was is I did a story on my Instagram and
Speaker 3: it was like a little joke and I had I
Speaker 3: was like having a few beverages with some friends at
Speaker 3: the time, and they had a measuring tape in their
Speaker 3: house for some reason. So I like got the measuring tape.
Speaker 3: I had a friend standing next to me and I
Speaker 3: was kind of behind the door, and I walk out
Speaker 3: from the door with the measuring tape, you know, quite long.
Speaker 3: I turn around and I'm like, this is exactly the length,
Speaker 3: just like a funny joke, you know, a lull for
Speaker 3: five seconds, And yes, I got that. Unbelievable and I
Speaker 3: had my clothes on as well.
Speaker 5: It's like, what can you say and do that won't
Speaker 5: be turned into a news headline? Do you ever research
Speaker 5: for your news bulletins first thing in the morning and
Speaker 5: then see yourself on the internet and you're like, oh god.
Speaker 3: I have done before, But yeah, I don't know. There's
Speaker 3: been pretty quiet lately.
Speaker 5: Actually you haven't said anything filthy that can be taken
Speaker 5: out of context.
Speaker 6: Now it's the opportunity to say something that they can use.
Speaker 6: Actually line.
Speaker 3: I once did a podcast and a daily mail story
Speaker 3: came out of the podcast, and I just I was
Speaker 3: doing the podcast thinking, not thinking about that at all. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of course, not thinking anyone would listen. And anyway, there
Speaker 3: was a daily.
Speaker 1: Mail, Hi, Daily mail, Hi, we love you all right?
Speaker 2: Headline number three kiss six five is kiss news Silon.
Speaker 2: Jackie Oh's newsreader reveals he's rekindled his relationship with adopted
Speaker 2: long lost son.
Speaker 5: How can you be adopted and long loss? And he
Speaker 5: went above and beyond define them and then just ditch them.
Speaker 3: This one is not correct. But I don't know if
Speaker 3: you've got some. But there are headlines about children. Did
Speaker 3: you find any of them?
Speaker 1: There might be one coming up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well i'll save it there children.
Speaker 6: So you haven't abandoned any adopted children?
Speaker 5: No? Good good, there's no there's no Brooklyn orphans around.
Speaker 5: That's good news.
Speaker 3: Brooklyn orphans.
Speaker 1: Okay. Number four kiss six five piss is kiss news.
Speaker 2: Mike and Emma's newsreader breaks down on air in emotional tirade.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, now this is this is going back. I
Speaker 3: remember ship. This was like when it was actually way
Speaker 3: before we had the postal vote for game marriage, years
Speaker 3: before that. Even but I remember there was something in
Speaker 3: the news about that, were saying that the politicians at
Speaker 3: the time were staying away from gay marriage because Western
Speaker 3: Sydney was so against it and Western Sydney was such
Speaker 3: a crucial voting area.
Speaker 5: And Mikey and Emma, who you were working for on
Speaker 5: the Edge, that's a Western Citney radio station exactly.
Speaker 3: So obviously I was their newsreader and they're full supportive
Speaker 3: of me. So we were like, we need we did
Speaker 3: this campaign about trying to like convince Western Sydney or
Speaker 3: at least make politicians aware that, you know, Western Sydney
Speaker 3: isn't just some homophobic area. And then it's sort of
Speaker 3: all like culminated in me one day on air talking
Speaker 3: about my mum, who's not that into gay stuff, and yeah,
Speaker 3: I just was like cuite a bit on air, and
Speaker 3: then yeah, it became a bit of.
Speaker 6: A from memory.
Speaker 5: She had said something about not wanting to come to
Speaker 5: your wedding if you were to get married gay married obviously.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, I was saying. I was like, the whole
Speaker 3: campaign we did, I was like, oh, it's really nice,
Speaker 3: you know, thanks for your support everyone. And then I said, look,
Speaker 3: to be honest, I probably don't think I ever would
Speaker 3: get married even if gay marriage was approved, because like,
Speaker 3: my mum wouldn't come to the wedding and that sort
Speaker 3: of stuff.
Speaker 1: Have you changed your mind since then?
Speaker 3: She's still the same really? Yeah? Yeah, I think I
Speaker 3: would get married. I wouldn't you know, it wouldn't stopped me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Has she met your partner now?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 6: No interest?
Speaker 5: No where did you grow up again?
Speaker 3: I was born in Gosford and then lived in Dubbo.
Speaker 6: For a while, So you can blame the whole rural thing.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I suppose she's she's definitely rural. Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1: I feel off playing this, but she's correct.
Speaker 5: Before you started being Mikey and Emma's news reader for
Speaker 5: a Western Sydney radio stations, were their conversations about, Yo,
Speaker 5: how gay can I be? Because obviously there was that
Speaker 5: belief that Western Sydney hates the gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, yeah, there was a conversation about it, like,
Speaker 3: and I'd not been anywhere on air openly gay before
Speaker 3: I was on the edge, so it was new to
Speaker 3: me to even do that. And I remember when I
Speaker 3: had the interview with them. I don't know, it must
Speaker 3: have just been obvious that I was gay, or I
Speaker 3: said something about it, and I were like, oh, well,
Speaker 3: we really want you to be honest, you know, just
Speaker 3: open about it when you're on our show, like there's
Speaker 3: nothing tight or anything like that. So they were the
Speaker 3: ones who really were like, I mean, it was weird.
Speaker 3: It just it wasn't even up for discussion. It was
Speaker 3: just like, yeah, you just be yourself, you know, And
Speaker 3: that at that point, at least, like in my private life,
Speaker 3: I like everyone I knew personally knew I was gay.
Speaker 3: I wasn't fighting anything, so yeah, I just started. But
Speaker 3: I was pretty nervous just because of the audience, like
Speaker 3: Western Sydney. But honestly, I mean it was just so good,
Speaker 3: like and I really do believe that. Like the thing is,
Speaker 3: Western Sydney is so heavily religious at times, so that
Speaker 3: really stops, particularly older people from you know, allowing themselves
Speaker 3: to accept it. But I think, you know, younger people,
Speaker 3: everyone's fine with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Really, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: They must have enjoyed having a gay voice on the
Speaker 5: edge so much, because when I started at the Edge,
Speaker 5: if anything, I had to be gayer to fill the
Speaker 5: voice because you weren't working there at the time. I
Speaker 5: inherited all of your old gay skewed segments. I was
Speaker 5: doing gay or nay where people would call in being
Speaker 5: like my eldest son loves drama in school, is he gay?
Speaker 5: And I'd have to say gay ornay And that used
Speaker 5: to be a Brooklyn thing. Yeah, so they loved it.
Speaker 3: So I hope you enjoyed yourself.
Speaker 1: With all that.
Speaker 6: Did you get any phone calls from Wesley's like I did, being.
Speaker 3: Like, oh get him hate his voice?
Speaker 5: Maybe that's just my voice.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to tell you, I really did it. It
Speaker 3: was all good for me.
Speaker 5: And I got to say, now that I run Kisses
Speaker 5: social media, we don't get any hate about Brooklyn either.
Speaker 6: So there's a lot of people that would easily.
Speaker 5: Assume, oh, being in the position you're own, you must
Speaker 5: get a lot of criticism.
Speaker 6: No, not really.
Speaker 3: I never see it. It actually does surprise me even
Speaker 3: to this day, just because I just think what it
Speaker 3: is is. I do see people who still get bullied
Speaker 3: about it. Yeah, and it's weird because I really never
Speaker 3: see it for myself. But you know, it doesn't make
Speaker 3: me think that it's all good, like there are still
Speaker 3: big problems out there.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, we are privileged in a position of power or authority,
Speaker 2: or we're out there and our voices are out there,
Speaker 2: and I think it's an easier target is a kid
Speaker 2: at school who's gay, someone who work with who's gay,
Speaker 2: not people who speak on the radio, Like.
Speaker 3: I just hope what I've done over the years is
Speaker 3: make people who may bully someone for being homophobic think, oh, well,
Speaker 3: you know, Brooklyn is just a normal guy working on air,
Speaker 3: and so it's I just hope I've normalized a bit.
Speaker 5: I think between you being on air and also people
Speaker 5: like Mike and Emma Cartlan Jackio being fully supportive, it
Speaker 5: would change mine.
Speaker 2: Well, you have you helped me because I'm on air
Speaker 2: as well. You fully helped me. But we were and
Speaker 2: then here we are the start of this year on
Speaker 2: the Kiss martig Gar Parade float together.
Speaker 1: And they like, just get the cash cock up there
Speaker 1: with Brooklyn, Just get them up there. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I wasn't meant to be honest.
Speaker 5: The station gays march boy if I get on the floor.
Speaker 3: But the best thing was when Kyle and Jackio did
Speaker 3: turn up that the rule was the Mardi Gras law
Speaker 3: is that you can only have like four people on
Speaker 3: a float at a time. And cash Cock just didn't
Speaker 3: get off.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get off.
Speaker 6: It was like breath from getting on.
Speaker 1: It was a one way strip.
Speaker 2: So I got pushed to the end and Jackie's like, I, babe, nice, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I can't move any headline for let's pump through these ones?
Speaker 1: Ready? Kiss?
Speaker 11: Six five This is Kiss revealed dramatic how Kyle and
Speaker 11: Jackie Oh's gay news reader Brooklyn Ross accidentally slept with
Speaker 11: a woman with those foes.
Speaker 3: God, I think this one was from the podcast that
Speaker 3: I was just talking about. This one, this story, this
Speaker 3: is probably like my funnest story to tell from my life.
Speaker 3: It was the Radio Awards on the Central Coast, no
Speaker 3: on the Gold Coast, and obviously our radio Awards. It's
Speaker 3: just free alcohol all night, and you're with all the
Speaker 3: people you work with, and so everyone just gets absolutely wasting.
Speaker 6: Think the logis, but way more under the influence of.
Speaker 3: It's not filmed, so no one's trying to stay sober.
Speaker 2: And everyone's either dated someone I want to date someone,
Speaker 2: they worked with each other ten years ago.
Speaker 1: It's incestuous.
Speaker 3: So the whole awards show had happened, and then there
Speaker 3: were after parties after that, so I was at one
Speaker 3: of these after parties, and I was just going around
Speaker 3: trying to get a crew together to come with me
Speaker 3: to the gay club on the Gold Coast. I think
Speaker 3: it's shut down now, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 6: Think there is any coast. I was there recently.
Speaker 3: That was my first question, and so, but no one
Speaker 3: would come. They're like, no, we want to stay at
Speaker 3: this party. And I just got so drunk and I
Speaker 3: was like, well, I want to go, so screw is,
Speaker 3: I'm going. So I walk to the club and I'm
Speaker 3: just so really drunk at this point.
Speaker 5: I know what you're like when you're drunk. It's not pretty,
Speaker 5: and yet you funk.
Speaker 3: It's you're a good drug.
Speaker 1: You're fine.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you've tried to kiss me at the first
Speaker 2: Christmas party that I ran.
Speaker 1: You remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just trying to get you out of
Speaker 3: the closet.
Speaker 6: It was very listening at the problem.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I was fine with it.
Speaker 3: So I'm at this club and then there's my sort
Speaker 3: of type of guy is not like big, buff, masculine guy.
Speaker 3: It's more, you know, just sort of cute, curly guy whatever.
Speaker 3: So this curly guy is walking around and start chatting
Speaker 3: to him outside and you know, just getting along nicely.
Speaker 3: It was all good. And then we had a little
Speaker 3: kiss and started making out, and we go up onto
Speaker 3: the dance floor for a bit and I can feel
Speaker 3: through his pants that he's got like something quite erect
Speaker 3: down there, and I'm thinking to myself, like, shit, so
Speaker 3: I must be hot tonight, like.
Speaker 5: This guy like still got it Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: So turned on how I'm going, Okay, this is great.
Speaker 3: And I had a hotel room there, so I'm like, hey,
Speaker 3: do you want to like come back to the hotel room?
Speaker 3: And he kept he kept putting it off, putting it off.
Speaker 3: It was still keen, but he's like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know. So it was getting late and I
Speaker 3: was like, look, you know, I'm going to go. Do
Speaker 3: you want to come or not? And he's like, I
Speaker 3: just need to tell you something first. So gets his
Speaker 3: phone out, writes a little message in the notes, hands
Speaker 3: it to me, and it says, I'm actually transitioning female
Speaker 3: to male. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner or something.
Speaker 3: And so what I was feeling was actually like a prosthetic.
Speaker 5: Piece. So it was rock hard because it was fine glass.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh dear.
Speaker 3: I literally was thinking of like holy ship.
Speaker 1: Or something. What have I done?
Speaker 3: And anyway, I just said I've never done that before,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't really care, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm open to it. So yeah, accidentally slept
Speaker 3: with a woman.
Speaker 6: That's what you sound like an accident to me.
Speaker 3: No, I mean you really still went ahead with it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you know it's fine, like it was actually it
Speaker 3: was great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And the other thing other than the word accidentally in
Speaker 5: that headline is a woman. If they've just said to
Speaker 5: you that they're trends for, then they're not a woman.
Speaker 1: There's there's so many issues in that headline.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: Well, I think we should end it on that. Don't
Speaker 1: you with one more you're listening to? Is it just me?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, give us a review of five stars please, it'd
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Speaker 1: thousand listens, so thank you?
Speaker 3: Well boys?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 6: How many of those are you going to contribute after
Speaker 6: this one?
Speaker 5: If listen to I meant, is there any little Brooklyn
Speaker 5: fan girls that will come along and listen?
Speaker 3: All right? I don't know. Maybe you've got to have
Speaker 3: to promote. Do I have to promote for you? Boys?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Please? An instant story will be fun? Yes, you know what.
Speaker 2: Let's get a photo with your picture you got from
Speaker 2: from the blind date. That'll be funny.
Speaker 1: We'll get next door.
Speaker 5: That's great.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 5: We talked a lot about things you've done over your career, Brooklyn.
Speaker 5: I had no idea until recently that you used to
Speaker 5: be it makes me luck to say it. The sports
Speaker 5: reporter for Alan Jones?
Speaker 3: What the hell to be?
Speaker 6: Who's Alan Jones? For people who might not be familiar.
Speaker 2: Oh, Alan Jones is a massive shock jock, one of
Speaker 2: the best known shock jocks in this country. Really, and
Speaker 2: how many consecutive number one surveys as you had?
Speaker 1: In the hundreds? I think he's been number one.
Speaker 6: He's demographic, but he dominates AM radio, so talk back.
Speaker 1: And I've done work experience with him. You've done work
Speaker 1: experience with him.
Speaker 3: I had a job there, so you know, yeah, we
Speaker 3: just went over that I didn't a sport reporter. Of
Speaker 3: all jobs.
Speaker 6: How did that come about?
Speaker 3: Well, I really wanted a job in Sydney. So I
Speaker 3: was working in Camber at the time and I was
Speaker 3: desperate to move to Sydney. I was just applying for
Speaker 3: jobs everywhere and the company to GB had just started
Speaker 3: a station in Melbourne, and but I didn't want to
Speaker 3: move to Melbourne and they offered me a job. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: do you want to move on our station in Melbourn
Speaker 3: which ended up being shut down because the station was
Speaker 3: so bad. But so I said no to that first off,
Speaker 3: and I was like shit, like, I've you know, you
Speaker 3: don't want to say no. And then they again called
Speaker 3: me and said, oh, we've got another offer, and this
Speaker 3: time I was like, I can't say no twice or
Speaker 3: else it's all over. And they said, so it's a
Speaker 3: job in Sydney, but it's but it's the it's just
Speaker 3: a sports reporter and like I have no I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't care at all about sports. I couldn't.
Speaker 5: Whenever I hear your sport reports on kids, it sounds
Speaker 5: like you know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6: Well, I, along with probably.
Speaker 5: Most of the kids listeners, don't give a shit about sports,
Speaker 5: so we wouldn't be able to correct you anyway.
Speaker 1: But you play a surf sound effect with a cow
Speaker 1: a bunker music. No one's buying that.
Speaker 3: No, and surfers have called up and been like, don't
Speaker 3: even bother Like you still do that the condition it'll
Speaker 3: be coming back pretty soon for the coming summer.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So are you knowledged about sport on I?
Speaker 3: Well, I am from having worked at that job for it.
Speaker 5: I had to make it.
Speaker 3: I did learn, but when I first got there, I
Speaker 3: just I had no idea and I don't know how
Speaker 3: I survived. I like I did a few days with
Speaker 3: Alan talking to Alan about sport.
Speaker 5: We've dug out some aretio of you doing exactly that.
Speaker 5: I want to see how confident you sound in faking
Speaker 5: it about sport.
Speaker 7: Meanwhile, in the world of sport, plenty happening and Brooklyn
Speaker 7: is the new young man on the block.
Speaker 3: Brooklyn, Yes, hello, Allan morning. Collingwood's number one ruckman, Darren
Speaker 3: Jolly will play in the Anzac Day clash with Essendon
Speaker 3: after overcoming a knee injury. That's at two forty at
Speaker 3: the At.
Speaker 7: The end, I think we lose, We lose significance of
Speaker 7: the impact of all of this and we get it
Speaker 7: out of perspective. They're anticipating more than one hundred and
Speaker 7: two thousand. There isn't a ticket for love or money
Speaker 7: for that game in Melbourne. That's extraordinary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly right now. You asked earlier about the
Speaker 3: Gold Coast Sun.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 3: They've scored their first ever win in the AFL, scraping
Speaker 3: ahead of Port Adelaide by just three points, so finally
Speaker 3: they got there about six games.
Speaker 7: But the which Port Adelaide side are they playing? Is
Speaker 7: that the that's not the premiere port Adelaide side surely.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no.
Speaker 3: It was a huge upset and it was great to
Speaker 3: see them do it as well. I didn't know which
Speaker 3: Port Adelaide's side fucked. If I know side, I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna say, yeah.
Speaker 5: No, you actually coped way better than I would have
Speaker 5: been that scenario. So I'd love to sit here and
Speaker 5: make fun of you, be like, listen, how nervous you sound.
Speaker 5: But I'm like, oh, you just coped beautiful.
Speaker 1: That was actually real. That was very well done. Although
Speaker 1: the intimidating part was Alan's breath while you were talking.
Speaker 5: They're a bit of a loud breathe too. I don't
Speaker 5: know if you know that, particularly on the phone.
Speaker 1: Am I yeah, well, it's.
Speaker 5: Probably just the CAZy day and then I'm talking out here.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: My doctor actually suggested that I go on a seapap machine,
Speaker 2: which is like a sleep ap when.
Speaker 3: You sleep people, one of those. My grandfather sexy too.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 3: I just recently found out because of my boyfriend. He
Speaker 3: said to me one night, He's like, you realize you
Speaker 3: breathe through your mouth like all the time, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought that was normal. He's like, no, people breathe through.
Speaker 6: Their nose and they're the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I looked it up and it's a thing,
Speaker 3: and now I'm like, shit, I need to fix that.
Speaker 1: That's like a it's an insult. People call you a mouth. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're like.
Speaker 3: Yeah that you're like dumb kind of Yeah, and now
Speaker 3: I do feel dune.
Speaker 1: It's a hole.
Speaker 3: Stop it though. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Apparently it makes your tongue super hydrad keep breathing in
Speaker 5: and out of it.
Speaker 3: I just thought when I wake up, my mouth is
Speaker 3: always sort of like that, and I just thought that
Speaker 3: was normal. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: I draw when I sleep something horrendous.
Speaker 1: It's like a rainbow serpent snake on my pillow.
Speaker 3: It's just just because you're gay. It comes out rainbow,
Speaker 3: you know, the snake. You know.
Speaker 5: Am I correcting saying that you didn't complete your UNI degree?
Speaker 6: You dropped out after a year?
Speaker 3: Dropped out? Yes?
Speaker 5: I dropped out after a.
Speaker 6: Year as well, didn't you?
Speaker 1: I dropped out after a semester.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sensing a theme. Kiss love hiring dropout with
Speaker 5: it just not your thing?
Speaker 3: No, I did love it, but I went back. I
Speaker 3: went back for my second year and then While I
Speaker 3: was there, I got offered a job, and so I
Speaker 3: went to the it was before the like hex cutoff point,
Speaker 3: and I went to my course coordinator and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I really want to degree, but you know, I got
Speaker 3: off at this job and it was like mate, people
Speaker 3: finished the degree and can't get a job. I can
Speaker 3: just leave and work with that.
Speaker 6: Not the two GB job? What with that?
Speaker 3: No? That was on the south coast and power FM?
Speaker 6: Damn okay?
Speaker 3: Is that like Nara further south than that?
Speaker 5: Jeez?
Speaker 3: The bogan and isolated?
Speaker 5: How was that?
Speaker 6: Were you were allowed to be?
Speaker 5: The game?
Speaker 3: That was like I grew up, I did all high
Speaker 3: school down that way, so I thought it was really
Speaker 3: cool because it was the station I listened to growing up.
Speaker 3: So I my friends, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I'm on the radio three listeners.
Speaker 6: So fast tracking from there, we've gone power FM.
Speaker 5: Eventually at the Edge via Alan Jones and then you
Speaker 5: ended up working for Kiss Carl and Jackio's news reader.
Speaker 5: How did that come about? I heard that you just
Speaker 5: filled in for the other news reader one day and
Speaker 5: they just liked you or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, yeah, I was at the Edge, So whenever
Speaker 3: the news reader that was on carlond Jackio was sick,
Speaker 3: they would put me on and there were days where
Speaker 3: I would be on both stations, like I would record
Speaker 3: the Edge news, which they don't normally do, but yeah,
Speaker 3: the situation like, oh, well, we need we don't want
Speaker 3: you to lose you from the Edge, so I would
Speaker 3: do that and yeah, just I just filled in more
Speaker 3: and more and more, and then by the end of
Speaker 3: the year they were like, yeah, do you want to
Speaker 3: just do it full time?
Speaker 5: Is it for that reason that you've never had a
Speaker 5: sick day? You don't want some bath to fill in.
Speaker 1: And you have you never had one sick day.
Speaker 3: I've had like two in five years. Wow, I mean
Speaker 3: it's it's all right now, Like I think I could
Speaker 3: have a sick down and I'm not like paraly but yeah,
Speaker 3: for ages after that, I was like, look if they
Speaker 3: added some sick days fiet, like I'm not going to
Speaker 3: do it. And like, you know, so many people would
Speaker 3: say to me, like, you can have sick days, It's fine,
Speaker 3: Like I had eye surgery, laser eye surgery and so yes,
Speaker 3: but like and then you're wearing these big black glasses
Speaker 3: for like a week, and I was had it on
Speaker 3: say a Wednesday. Yeah, And I was like, well, I
Speaker 3: still want to come to work. And literally, our like
Speaker 3: head national content director was to Brooklyn, don't come to work.
Speaker 3: You can have a day off. And I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'll be right. And I came to work the next day.
Speaker 5: So you're pretty secure and now you know you've got
Speaker 5: the job and it's your.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I also love, like, I just love being
Speaker 3: at work, so I wouldn't want to be sitting at home.
Speaker 1: I've never had a sick day actually at this job ever. Ever.
Speaker 3: I just yeah, why would you? It's just great. It's
Speaker 3: a great, a tough job.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And so what hoops did you have to go
Speaker 5: through to get the job and say yep, it's yours.
Speaker 3: Just you know, corporate life, things have to stay secret
Speaker 3: for a while. And it was my dream to work
Speaker 3: for Kyle and Jack Yo for so many years. And
Speaker 3: I got taken into the office and they said, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, if we want you to do it next year,
Speaker 3: are you interested. I'm like, am I interested? Like yes,
Speaker 3: so very interested? And then like okay, great, well yep
Speaker 3: it's yours. Just don't say anything off you go go
Speaker 3: back to work. So I have to like go back
Speaker 3: into the office with everyone around me and just pretend
Speaker 3: like I haven't achieved my life goal. To read that
Speaker 3: was so difficult.
Speaker 1: I've had a coffee. I've just had a coffee.
Speaker 5: That gives you a bit of time to draft the
Speaker 5: big Facebook announcement.
Speaker 3: Though, Guys, I got the job.
Speaker 6: When are you eventually allowed to announce it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like maybe the next year, the start
Speaker 3: of the next.
Speaker 1: Year or something that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fun, I want to know what you what's your plan, like,
Speaker 1: what's your career goals? What do you do after doing this?
Speaker 1: Which was your career goal that you wanted to hear?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I just want to do it
Speaker 3: for as long as possible, Like I actually just I'm
Speaker 3: not I'll think about that if it was to ever
Speaker 3: come to an end, but you know, hopefully that doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: TV for a long long time.
Speaker 1: Do you want to into TV?
Speaker 3: Not really? Like I mean, yeah, I suppose I've been
Speaker 3: thinking about I'd love to be on Sydney Weekender.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, in a round tree here far.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like what what to do?
Speaker 5: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: And I just love radio so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you go into management. Would you be a
Speaker 1: content director or a boss or anything like that.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you'd be a great one.
Speaker 1: You'd be very good at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I have on iHeart Radio. I have a
Speaker 3: gay radio station that I've been doing for a few years.
Speaker 3: I don't I remember it. Yeah, Like we used to
Speaker 3: have a breakfast show and like all these promotions and
Speaker 3: prizes and all that, but it's sort of it's not
Speaker 3: that much these days. It's just music now. But it's
Speaker 3: called called gay pop on my Heart Radio. And yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean so I've sort of been through that journey
Speaker 3: of like being in charge of stuff and I loved it.
Speaker 3: It just made me. It actually made me realize how
Speaker 3: important news is to a music radio station, which is
Speaker 3: not that important. Yeah, so it but it just made
Speaker 3: me appreciate my role and my job even more, you know,
Speaker 3: because you know news. I mean, I think people love
Speaker 3: hearing the news in the morning. It's kind of thing.
Speaker 3: But in the whole scheme of a radio station, like
Speaker 3: there's a lot of other things going on as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Right, I'll tell you one thing that I wouldn't
Speaker 5: like about your job, in particular, because right before the
Speaker 5: Kyl and JACKIEO show starts like their show opener, you say,
Speaker 5: what is it again?
Speaker 6: You're like, oh, and the Kyl and Jachio show starts now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I reckon at that moment at five point
Speaker 5: fifty nine, right before it starts, as you're wrapping up
Speaker 5: your news, that's when people lean in a little closer
Speaker 5: to the radio to hear whether the show is actually starting,
Speaker 5: because on a sick day, if like Kyle and Jackie
Speaker 5: don't come in and there's no show, you're the one
Speaker 5: that delivers that bad news. I always picture when he says.
Speaker 3: What's the phrase he said, and get oh, Well, normally
Speaker 3: i'd say get ready, the Carl and jack Yo Show
Speaker 3: starts now. But if not, I would just say at
Speaker 3: six fifty nine on the Kyle and jack Yo Show,
Speaker 3: like and they might play yeah, something they've already done.
Speaker 5: Before, and it'll go into a song, and that's the
Speaker 5: moment that I picture everyone in their car being like yeah, fuck.
Speaker 1: You Brooklyn or the opener will pie and then it's
Speaker 1: me just being like, oh yeah, sorry, fucking hell.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I get messages and they're like, what, why is
Speaker 3: it the show on? Where's the show? I'm like, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 5: I didn't. There was a period of time I didn't
Speaker 5: realize that Instagram added a call button to the Instagram
Speaker 5: profile for Carlin all you through Instagram. Well not anymore
Speaker 5: because I figured it out, but they added a call
Speaker 5: button in one of the Instagram app updates, and my
Speaker 5: numbers linked to the Kyl and Jackie on Instagram.
Speaker 6: Figured it out. After a while, I got like a
Speaker 6: lot of phone calls and listeners and they're like, is
Speaker 6: that you Kyle.
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, that yeah.
Speaker 6: One of them said, is that you Kyle? Was like,
Speaker 6: what the hell's going on?
Speaker 5: Do you get a lot of younger people listening that
Speaker 5: they reach out, Oh, how do I become a journalist?
Speaker 6: That sort of thing?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, definitely sometimes, but more most people reaching out
Speaker 3: about like I think my friend might be gay, or
Speaker 3: like I think they're playing with you.
Speaker 5: There you go, and they.
Speaker 3: Just want some advice and stuff, which is lovely. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's nice. It's like, I mean, I'm not like Buddha
Speaker 3: with gay advice, but I'll do my best.
Speaker 1: But you want a few on the radio, I mean
Speaker 1: that ye air.
Speaker 3: And I think like on a radio show and particularly
Speaker 3: on Kyle and Jackyo, Like it's so honest and so
Speaker 3: you nearly feel like you know the ins and outs
Speaker 3: of the of everyone's personal lives. So I think that
Speaker 3: probably makes you more approachable.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I would say it's because people think that you're approachable
Speaker 5: that they can just slide into your DMS and.
Speaker 6: Like, Yo, what's up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you wouldn't get a lot, but yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The thing I find weird is I hear stories about
Speaker 5: people recognizing you in person, like on Oxford Street and stuff,
Speaker 5: and it's like.
Speaker 3: Oh, look who's talking. Whenever I go out with you
Speaker 3: on Oxford Street, you have a huge photo with you
Speaker 3: when you're when you're in like Instagram, social media star, like,
Speaker 3: everyone knows your face.
Speaker 5: That's a stretch.
Speaker 6: That's a stretch.
Speaker 5: But that was my point is that people they must
Speaker 5: have interstalked you after hearing you on the show or something,
Speaker 5: because everyone knows who you are in that tiny.
Speaker 3: Strip of It is a bit weird. When you're just
Speaker 3: on radio, you forget that. Videos go up and stuff,
Speaker 3: just like you'll get recognized randomly at places and you'll think, God,
Speaker 3: I never thought it would happen here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hey, did we ever find the story? During that
Speaker 5: headline thing you were doing, Mitch, the story about how
Speaker 5: there was a period of time where you were potentially
Speaker 5: going to become a farmer. Yeah, you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Oh I had I cut it short because we went
Speaker 1: over time, but yeah, tell us that story.
Speaker 3: So I just had this girlfriend, like a friend that's
Speaker 3: girl who she had already had one child but then
Speaker 3: broke up with the child's dad and she wanted more
Speaker 3: than one kid, and so we went to a wedding,
Speaker 3: like a friend's wedding together and got drunk and then
Speaker 3: made this plan in our minds of like, oh, why
Speaker 3: don't you be the sperm downer kind of thing, and
Speaker 3: she was pretty keen to have the kid sooner rather
Speaker 3: than later, and so it all sort of just happened,
Speaker 3: like plans started being made.
Speaker 6: Even when you were sober. You were like, oh shit, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then we had to well we had to
Speaker 3: properly think about it and discuss it. And then I
Speaker 3: was like, I was like, yeah, I'm keen, like definitely,
Speaker 3: and I was single at this we're both single and
Speaker 3: this was only like at the start of this year,
Speaker 3: so it wasn't that long ago. But since then, I've
Speaker 3: got a boyfriend which wouldn't That doesn't really matter. But
Speaker 3: she also got a new boyfriend, which is great for her,
Speaker 3: like it works for her. And she actually just now
Speaker 3: told me that she's possibly pregnant.
Speaker 5: So I wondered what happened with that story because you
Speaker 5: brought it up on kiss like, oh, I might become
Speaker 5: a dad, and then we never heard the update.
Speaker 6: I was like, is he one?
Speaker 3: Like what's the guy? Would be?
Speaker 5: Nine months?
Speaker 2: Like, but would you have had sex or would you
Speaker 2: have donated the sperm?
Speaker 3: Well? I said I would be happy to have sex. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think it's.
Speaker 1: Just save the money.
Speaker 3: It's easier.
Speaker 5: I don't think I could even if I wanted to.
Speaker 5: If someone said, yo, would you father my child, I'd
Speaker 5: be like sure, but I'm not stabbing it up there
Speaker 5: like you got to.
Speaker 3: So you two either either of you done that?
Speaker 1: Yeah with a woman?
Speaker 3: Yeah you have? No. No, so that's what I have.
Speaker 3: And so I was like, well I did it back then?
Speaker 1: So you have?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't realize you had.
Speaker 3: Yes, you have?
Speaker 1: When was that? When was that? Yeah? High school?
Speaker 5: After high school when I lived Okay, yeah, no, I'm
Speaker 5: what you call a platinum gay because I wasn't conceived
Speaker 5: or born naturally, and I've never been near a woman's jilts,
Speaker 5: so I've just been avoiding.
Speaker 6: That region my whole life.
Speaker 3: So done.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 6: I don't know why that's an achievement.
Speaker 3: But like but like, like gay guys often say to
Speaker 3: straight guys, well maybe just me, but how do you
Speaker 3: know you're not straight unless you try it?
Speaker 5: I think you're freaking out right, Like, I just have
Speaker 5: zero interest in going there.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, I've earned many a straight
Speaker 3: guy with that same line.
Speaker 5: Well, that's true because you're really or your current boyfriend
Speaker 5: wasn't openly gay before you met him, right, for all
Speaker 5: intents and purposes straight.
Speaker 1: Yeah he was first boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like, literally, he converted him.
Speaker 3: There you go, and that's it's fun to do that.
Speaker 5: Look at the smug look on your face. You've watched
Speaker 5: so many pornos about converting straight guys.
Speaker 6: You're like, I did it.
Speaker 3: I did it.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's the one you like?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 6: We live together now, how's that going?
Speaker 3: Great?
Speaker 5: Great? Because again Kyle positions you with this one that
Speaker 5: like afraid of commitment and will never settle down. So
Speaker 5: when you started living together after five minutes, it was like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: but I've met Darren. It's lovely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he follows me, so I'm sure it's lovely. I'll
Speaker 1: follow him back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I basically with my partner too, Like there's two
Speaker 1: minutes from work, so i'm and I finished at midnight,
Speaker 1: so I'm there every week night.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's just that's like I knew the reason
Speaker 3: we officially moved in together was we just spending every
Speaker 3: night together. Let's just do it as well.
Speaker 1: And like you said, we're talking off air, you just
Speaker 1: you just know sooner if they're the right person for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's what's why? Wait?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, relationship talk.
Speaker 6: Oh god, relate.
Speaker 5: It's more the problem. By the way, I love how
Speaker 5: you've stopped correcting me whenever I say Darren.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we just roll with it.
Speaker 1: Darn what I was thinking, I'm like, fuck, I don't
Speaker 1: think his name is.
Speaker 6: When I first met him, I was like, oh Darren,
Speaker 6: He's like.
Speaker 5: It's Damien, and then every time thereafter Brooklyn, it's fucking Damien.
Speaker 1: I was so confused.
Speaker 5: That was when I realized that I've just become my father.
Speaker 5: That's the sort of thing he would find funny.
Speaker 1: It was a joke. Yeah, it's such a dad joke,
Speaker 1: getting the name wrong perpetually.
Speaker 5: And then he'd say to me like he corrected me
Speaker 5: and go it's Damien, and I go, what did I say?
Speaker 5: It's like, fuck, I am my father. He makes those
Speaker 5: dumb jokes that pisces everyone off.
Speaker 1: All Right, we've had you for long enough. I think
Speaker 1: we should.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me. I've had so much fun.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of fun different to your normal you know,
Speaker 1: nine to five, it is six to ten whatever. It
Speaker 1: feels like.
Speaker 3: We are really on the radio. It's not just like
Speaker 3: a chill podcast.
Speaker 5: See, I've been trying to get him out of Radio's
Speaker 5: not happening and not.
Speaker 1: I can't shake. It's just in my bones. I have to.
Speaker 1: I don't like dead air and I don't like slow
Speaker 1: dragged out.
Speaker 3: Because there are some podcasts that go a bit too
Speaker 3: far the other way. And I'm like, can you guys
Speaker 3: just like do we still.
Speaker 5: Do we have the grab of the other? Is it
Speaker 5: just me because we learned the hard way when people
Speaker 5: when we first launch, when you type into the search,
Speaker 5: is it just me that a million other podcasts with
Speaker 5: the same name exists, right, and one of them it's
Speaker 5: just this deranged man yelling at his iPhone voice memo.
Speaker 6: It's completely senseless, and we we.
Speaker 1: Listen to all the other I think this could be it.
Speaker 5: Hold on, let's just it turned out me think.
Speaker 10: Time five seconds and now it's time for me to
Speaker 10: fox some ship up. What's up, everybody? It's been a
Speaker 10: while and it's September? Should I put the dates on
Speaker 10: the fuck it? September second, twenty seventeen, mm hmm drinking?
Speaker 1: How the hell are you?
Speaker 10: Well, you know, just because you say what date it is,
Speaker 10: that doesn't mean that actually verifies what date it is. Hey,
Speaker 10: check it out, everybody, It's August fourteenth.
Speaker 1: That's enough.
Speaker 3: It goes on forty.
Speaker 5: On the spectrum of radio show to that we're somewhere
Speaker 5: in the middle.
Speaker 1: I say, so, I'm on my own at night. I
Speaker 1: have no one to bounce off, so I just this
Speaker 1: keep the ball going.
Speaker 5: You're used to having silence to feel by yourself, wicky.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I can just relax. It's hard to do
Speaker 1: on your own, though. You'd know you've done something on
Speaker 1: your own.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I hate it. I actually didn't like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, look, thanks very much for hanging out with
Speaker 5: the Brooklyn. It's very late in the day for you.
Speaker 5: It's nearly your bedtime.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I went to the gym. I had
Speaker 3: a little gym sessh in between work and this.
Speaker 5: Yeah good you get up Earli if out of anyone
Speaker 5: in the whole team. So yes, off to bed for you.
Speaker 5: Thank you for hanging out.
Speaker 1: Where can people follow you though? At Brooklyn Ross right?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 1: On Instagram? Twitter?
Speaker 3: About Twitter, I don't really use Twitter, just Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't really do much on Instagram either, to be honest,
Speaker 3: but you can get me.
Speaker 5: You can message me on there, so okay, follow away,
Speaker 5: but you should probably message me tho because I'm the
Speaker 5: only single one anyway. Thank you guys for listening everyone
Speaker 5: week is it just me?
Speaker 8: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 8: podcast app.
Speaker 6: All right, welcome to Ady d Brief. This is a
Speaker 6: secret we didn't even tell Brooklyn.
Speaker 5: That's that secret.
Speaker 1: It is he's taking headphones off.
Speaker 3: We're still is still in the podcast now.
Speaker 5: So we do this thing on the show where we
Speaker 5: wrap up. We make it sound like we're finished, and
Speaker 5: then we talk shit for like another ten to twenty
Speaker 5: minutes in the home.
Speaker 3: God, I want to go home.
Speaker 1: But here's the.
Speaker 5: Thing, because people like my neighbor Joanne and Boggate listen
Speaker 5: to the show. I'm hoping that I tricked those people
Speaker 5: out so that then we can talk real shit like
Speaker 5: this is when we talk filth because I'm hoping that
Speaker 5: most of the people aren't listening anymore. It's like a seat.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm hoping that they are not. That's why
Speaker 5: I'm going to ask you what do you hate most
Speaker 5: about your job? I was reserving that question for ady debrief.
Speaker 3: I hated when coffee John stopped making me coffees because.
Speaker 5: You know what was that about?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 3: We just had our own like personal relationship fight kind
Speaker 3: of thing. Yea, And yeah, I was banned from the coffees,
Speaker 3: and I couldn't complain about it because I had made
Speaker 3: the problem myself really by getting involved. Hey, I love
Speaker 3: I do love John.
Speaker 5: Oh we do the sweetheart. I think he listens. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 5: he's said a couple of times, Oh, I love the
Speaker 5: show this week, so he might listen.
Speaker 3: So I've said that to and I didn't listen.
Speaker 6: Really, you didn't know about a d D brief.
Speaker 5: That's the name of the segment.
Speaker 1: People can live tweet.
Speaker 6: Oh, I hate it when he does this.
Speaker 1: I love Brooklyn on the show Today Jackie O.
Speaker 5: He goes during add brief, he goes and he pretends
Speaker 5: that people are live tweeting, even though that's not possible
Speaker 5: because this isn't a live brother.
Speaker 3: Hold on that tweet. That bird sound effect just reminds
Speaker 3: me so much of Today? Can I just one? Is
Speaker 3: it from Today?
Speaker 1: I think it's generics?
Speaker 6: Why where have you heard that?
Speaker 5: At Today?
Speaker 3: FM used to be on everything.
Speaker 1: Back when social media exploded, it would be huge.
Speaker 3: Remember Charlie from High five had like a night show
Speaker 3: beers type plus. I'm sure that freaking bird was played
Speaker 3: like ten thousands.
Speaker 5: A little bird.
Speaker 1: I'll shoot that thing. I get in trouble for playing
Speaker 1: sound effects, So.
Speaker 6: Do you know what's the worst thing?
Speaker 5: Because he just sits there and plays sound effects and
Speaker 5: I'm like, why are we doing this secret segment if it's.
Speaker 6: Not even good?
Speaker 5: And then people now are encouraging him if you go
Speaker 5: through our podcast reviews, it's just I'd like a jazz.
Speaker 6: Band ambient sound effects, please.
Speaker 3: Mitch, or like in this segment here.
Speaker 5: Yes, our dumb listeners are encouraging him to play sound
Speaker 5: effects even though I hate it.
Speaker 3: Band. Yeah, I'm just going to find something on.
Speaker 1: I've got one. I'm prepared. I listened to my now,
Speaker 1: I listen to Oh this is good. See ready fine,
Speaker 1: and I'll get good questions out of Brooklyn. Ready.
Speaker 3: I think no, no, no, I think I still think
Speaker 3: that's too over the top. Though it's very big.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not ambient. That's like big band.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn's going hang on.
Speaker 3: Video will play after ads.
Speaker 5: Oh great, we're sitting through YouTube. This is why add
Speaker 5: brief is a shit segment.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Have we considered getting.
Speaker 5: Rid of it?
Speaker 1: No, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I like it. I mean, if someone's to me, this
Speaker 3: is what a podcast is, right, Yeah, this like this
Speaker 3: bit where you're not really.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is jazz, This is Mario Can't music.
Speaker 3: This is what I think. It just sounds like that
Speaker 3: it's playing through a phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like the main menu, like you hit
Speaker 5: start on the PlayStation to go up there.
Speaker 1: Just sounds like everyone put it put up for the mic. Okay,
Speaker 1: take your shirt off, shoes off to lay on bed,
Speaker 1: face down.
Speaker 6: Do you use this music to lure twins in Brooklyn?
Speaker 5: Back in the single days?
Speaker 3: What did I music? Did I used to lure twins.
Speaker 5: Charlie xx or some rubbish?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just just Brittany or Gaga, g work. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: call them twins. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't call Darryl a twink either.
Speaker 1: He's very handsome though. I found this is a random
Speaker 1: grun that I found on the system.
Speaker 3: And everyone's gotten a p you know this new dash
Speaker 3: Can video showing a car and truck colliding in a
Speaker 3: Sydney tunnel.
Speaker 1: That's when you said I can't radio.
Speaker 6: No, I didn't quite get that. It was kind of.
Speaker 1: Did you just realize into it car? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 5: Have you and he had any big stuff ups on
Speaker 5: air that have been like embarrassing, you haven't laughed it off,
Speaker 5: You've felt genuine like shame. Ummm.
Speaker 3: Just probably my whole time with Alan Jones that was
Speaker 3: pretty terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: What about the time that they made you read the
Speaker 5: news like naked on the side of the road. That
Speaker 5: was in the early days of Kylin.
Speaker 3: That was like about a week in and I thought,
Speaker 3: this is what it's all going to.
Speaker 6: Be like, you know, it was funny once quite recently.
Speaker 5: Actually, I was sitting there looking at my camera system
Speaker 5: that I've got set up in the Kiss studios and
Speaker 5: the show starts. Kyl and Jack are talking and Brooklyn's talking,
Speaker 5: and I was like, hang on, he's not fucking in
Speaker 5: his seat.
Speaker 6: Where is he?
Speaker 5: He accidentally booked a holiday while the show was still
Speaker 5: on air, so rather than just canceling the holiday, they
Speaker 5: just set up an ICDN line in his bloody Airbnb
Speaker 5: and Byron by he just did the news from a
Speaker 5: balcony of some beautiful beach house.
Speaker 2: You did?
Speaker 3: It was, yeah, it was so nice.
Speaker 1: You got your leave wrong?
Speaker 3: No, I got my leave right. But then they decided
Speaker 3: to not be off during the off period.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're going to work through the holidays.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so then they're like, Brooklyn have been working through
Speaker 3: the holidays, and I was like, well, I've booked a holiday.
Speaker 3: And then I convinced them.
Speaker 6: How did you convince them to let you do the
Speaker 6: news from a beach house?
Speaker 3: Well it really didn't sound much different, It really really didn't,
Speaker 3: but it was it was annoying, like Carla kept saying, oh,
Speaker 3: look you're on holiday, but like a holiday sucks when
Speaker 3: you've got to be up at four am. Yeah it's
Speaker 3: not a holiday, No, it was.
Speaker 1: It was pretty Did you get more like recredited you leave? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't have to take the leave good. Yeah. Can
Speaker 3: you explain what this is? Oh yeah, cloudy over the
Speaker 3: weekend and then sunny today.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they were just making fun of me being
Speaker 3: so relaxed, like oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking funny. All right, we would you play our
Speaker 1: jazz music? I think I've hit.
Speaker 6: My Yeah, it's fine unless you've got any other requests.
Speaker 6: But I'm quite happy for you.
Speaker 5: Do not do that.
Speaker 1: You are show. It does not.
Speaker 5: I just don't like that it derails the conversation. Sometimes
Speaker 5: I'm trying to find this bloody photo of you doing
Speaker 5: the news from that balcony. Where is it? When was it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: There it is, Look at that, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Oh what a life.
Speaker 5: You'd have to scroll back to the fifth of March.
Speaker 5: Carl and Jackie Instagram You and Byron Bay just with
Speaker 5: a headset, just chilling out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how good that is. And I was there with
Speaker 3: a couple of friends of mine, and one was this
Speaker 3: German guy who is like really like toned and like
Speaker 3: he's hot. And he would get up early and see
Speaker 3: me like out there and he would make breakfast and
Speaker 3: then bring it out to me, like with with no
Speaker 3: shirt on because it was really hot.
Speaker 1: Like it was just really are you were there on
Speaker 1: your own?
Speaker 3: No? I had two friends, he said that, sorry, I
Speaker 3: was pre occupied. One was one was like always in bed,
Speaker 3: but this German guy, he was the friend you would
Speaker 3: get up. Yeah, what time do.
Speaker 5: You actually go to bed? Because I was joking earlier
Speaker 5: it's past your bedtime. But you're up the earliest out
Speaker 5: of everyone, probably like eight thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh, my show hasn't even started, tire. My work day
Speaker 1: starts at nine pm.
Speaker 3: Wow, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 6: Don't you get in at like six?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: Again at six prepped the show?
Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely should know this. But what's on
Speaker 3: kiss between seven and nine seventy?
Speaker 2: Is the breakfast show in Melbourne Jason PJ. They replay
Speaker 2: it's like the hop two hours. They're like the night show,
Speaker 2: and there's two hours of that, two hours of that.
Speaker 1: Seven till nine, and then I'm the late night programming
Speaker 1: nine to twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah you go, well, yeah, obviously I'm not listening
Speaker 3: very f.
Speaker 1: How many people are you know who is sleep Kyle.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, we'll never get in trouble. We got
Speaker 1: an email for to date. It's Kyle has this event
Speaker 1: has to be scrapped. I'm like, wow, shit, I thought
Speaker 1: he'd be asleep.
Speaker 3: Oh is this you giving away like ten cents and stuff?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's still going.
Speaker 1: That's still going.
Speaker 3: Oh well he hates that.
Speaker 5: By the way, Well, what else do you have to
Speaker 5: give away? Unless you start giving away like bits.
Speaker 3: Of cars, don't You don't have to have giveaways, you.
Speaker 1: Know, there's nothing else. I can't, but.
Speaker 3: You have to. That's what being a radio announcer is
Speaker 3: your job to come up with the thing.
Speaker 5: What if Booklyn just started giving away his own ship
Speaker 5: at the end of news bulletins if it's.
Speaker 6: A call now, I've got this key ring that I
Speaker 6: don't really like anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see it's inappropriate all the time.
Speaker 1: You're exactly right to it. One day a week, although
Speaker 1: it's random. They ebb and flow I've got Louis Thomlinson
Speaker 1: tickets all.
Speaker 3: This week, and I go, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: And I gave my business class fights last week. It's
Speaker 1: very odd.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, enough of the ten cent giveaway.
Speaker 5: Probably the whole Definitely. I think it's implied that it
Speaker 5: is a ship prize that you're not trying to actually
Speaker 5: claim that as a good prize.
Speaker 1: No, it's like a piss.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then the.
Speaker 6: Glitz and of breakfast radio.
Speaker 5: It's not the same at night. But you wouldn't understand,
Speaker 5: did you give.
Speaker 3: Me business class flights and Louis tomblins and tickets? But
Speaker 3: then keep it good.
Speaker 1: There'll be six weeks and nothing, and.
Speaker 3: That's just just be like, guys, remember when we gave
Speaker 3: away those business class flights.
Speaker 6: Just replay it as the best of Actually, I'm all.
Speaker 1: Right, let's go. I need to plan my show. I've
Speaker 1: got to work out how many tensive pieces I can
Speaker 1: give tonight.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, we should go. We kept you longer than
Speaker 5: you thought you were going to be a secret segments
Speaker 5: so secret we don't even brief the guests.
Speaker 1: No, sorry, we should have told you.
Speaker 6: That's so yeah right.
Speaker 5: I don't feel like we've got anything overly inappropriate out
Speaker 5: of the bonus segment, though we should get Okay, thanks
Speaker 5: for hanging out with a very abrupt ending.
Speaker 1: We haven't done the second secret partner.
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