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Speaker 1: About it. So, my beautiful fiance has recently given birth

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Speaker 1: to the gorgeous Remy, so she is currently breastfeeding, and

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Speaker 1: I am stuck in an awful, abhorrent loop where every

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Speaker 1: time I come home after a few drinks, I convince

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Speaker 1: myself that what I really need is some breast milk,

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Speaker 1: because I know the problem is the knowledge that I've got.

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Speaker 1: I know knowledge is power, and I'm using that power

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Speaker 1: in the wrong way because breast milk is incredibly hydrating.

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Speaker 1: So all I'm thinking when I get home is if

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Speaker 1: I can get some of that liquid gold, then I

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Speaker 1: won't have a hangover tomorrow morning. So if you can

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Speaker 1: just picture this, I stumble in and I get into bed,

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Speaker 1: and my poor fiance she's asleep, and there I am.

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Speaker 2: So this isn't sexual at all.

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Speaker 1: This is I need to drink. I'm just a horse

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Speaker 1: going to water. I'm a horse going down to the lake.

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Speaker 1: That's what goes on. And I just need breast milk.

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Speaker 1: And it's just it's inappropriate, it's wrong, and I really

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Speaker 1: wanted to stop with Can.

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Speaker 2: I just condense this, just can like just quickly, just

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Speaker 2: can just like very simply.

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Speaker 3: You good clearing of the throat. There you you you

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Speaker 3: suck your well.

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Speaker 2: I don't, don't, says Bobs when you get home. I

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Speaker 2: didn't want to bet when you when you're drunk, when

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Speaker 2: she's asleep.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to go into specifics because you know,

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Speaker 1: producer pood Pants thinks I look a bit sick in

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Speaker 1: this whole confession everyone. I think it's really I think

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Speaker 1: you're not getting knots all around out so I getting

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Speaker 1: nods around. So we're not going to go into how

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Speaker 1: I get it. But I pested her, my fiance to

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Speaker 1: give me some of the liquid gold asleep. So she

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Speaker 1: wakes up to will it's awful. She wakes up to that,

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Speaker 1: and honestly, out of the goodness of her heart, a

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Speaker 1: lot of the time she's like, I'm getting here, and

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Speaker 1: she knows she does. She's amazing. I love my fiancee.

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Speaker 1: And she goes, I'll help you out.

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Speaker 3: I know what you're after.

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Speaker 1: You're after the good stuff. And then the baby know

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Speaker 1: like like you know, she's had her face, she's had

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Speaker 1: her feet for the night. It's daddy's time. It's daddy's time.

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Speaker 1: Actually anyway,