WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Mitch apologises for (accidentally) flashing a co-worker 🤭 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:19.959 Laura and come on in, o girls, how are we? 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:23.680 I'm great, Laura, how are you feeling? Because our very 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:27.360 own Laura Burne has entered the rave era. 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:31.639 Last night went this is not really a ravy version 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:35.040 of Fred again. Okay, I went to Fred again. It 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.640 was and again I was I went again and again 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:38.000 and again. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:39.200 Haha, terrible joke. 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:42.360 I was very sober and I went there and I 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:46.120 walked in and I realized that I was probably the 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.960 oldest person there. It was just full of jen z. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:49.000 I thought, so millennial. 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:49.640 I stood next to. 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:51.440 The water cooler. There was a little water cooler on 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.960 the dance floor, on the wash pick floor, and then 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:56.440 I had someone jumping on me pretty much the whole time. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.720 And I was like, oh, this is a lot. This 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:58.680 is why I don't get it right. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.040 So Laura's in the wash it than today to me. 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:04.880 She complained, she has this guy whole time. I was like, 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:06.800 you're in a mosh peep with people off their chops 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:08.679 and Fred again, that's what happened. 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.440 Okay, guys, listen to this. It's so dreamy. 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:15.280 Fred makes great music. But you've got children, you put 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:17.560 them on a cruise ship with your husband and so 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:18.600 you could go and party. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.000 Well, no, I didn't do it. It wasn't in that order. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:24.280 Just worked out nicely and you tooked them on the ship. 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:27.080 Hey, Siri, at what age does midlife crisis begin? 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:29.960 And I got since last week? 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:31.280 Oh my god, you did? 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.320 Oh god, Laura is having a mid life crisis. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:38.400 Almost kind of close to mid life, isn't it? Stop aging? 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:42.600 Sorry, No, you'd won a couple more years before your midlife. 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:44.280 Anyway, Laura's a rave rat, confirmed everyone. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:45.880 Well, look, a few people were punching it last night. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:47.800 If they keep on the things that they were doing 0:01:47.880 --> 0:01:49.320 last night, they won't make it to Hey. 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:52.360 Well, thank god you're here and that you we'll just 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.120 talked what you said there. Thank god you made it. 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:55.640 You hear, because you got a big guest today. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.400 We do you guys know Abby Jelmy. She's she's an 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.920 AFL sports host. She hosts all these big sports TV shows. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:03.360 Commentator. 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:07.000 Yeah, she also has a sports podcast called two Good Sports. 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:07.600 She does it with. 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.680 Georgia Tunny, who we love here at the show. George, 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:11.799 it's back for twenty twenty four, George. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:15.400 Georgia stroke said George Tuney. Georgie Tuney no you and 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:16.440 George Channey, that bloke from. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.919 The Projects, Georgie Turney. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.480 We love abbreviating everything you know, g. 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.560 Yeah, and their podcast Two Good Sports is great. We're 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.160 going to hear all about it next years, joining us 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:30.360 around Australia. It's the stop, it the pick up. You know. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:32.440 The reason I was employed by the radio station Girls 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:33.799 was for my love of sports. 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:38.120 I did know that very surprising athletic prowess, those speed 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:38.960 walks that you do. 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.920 Oh yeah, my hot girl walks, my natural broad shoulders. 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:43.520 I was a water polo player back in my day. 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:45.360 I do love sport, and I love it even more 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:47.320 because I've been listening to Two Good Sports. It's an 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:51.400 iHeart Australia podcast. Abby Jelmy is the host and so 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.600 is Georgie Turning from the Project. Now. The reason I 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:55.240 like this is because they talk about sport, but they 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.600 delve into like the gossip behind it, and it makes 0:02:57.639 --> 0:03:00.000 people that don't watch sport understand it in an easy 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:00.600 understand matter. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.720 It's like they discuss the headlines, what's going down that week, 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:05.240 and I think they do it in like a bite 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.520 sized way. But they also make it so that women 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.120 can understand it too, and it's also showing that women 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.280 love sport like it's a whole movement right now. 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:15.359 I love it, I love but I also hate this 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.600 idea that, like, you know, women, sometimes I think that 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:19.520 a lot of sport is angled towards men and it 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:22.079 makes it it is less palatable for women, not that 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.679 they don't understand it, but just that, you know, sometimes 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:26.360 there's a better way to kind of put it. 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.840 No, I agree, yeah, and that's exactly what Abby Jelmy does. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:30.560 She joins us, Now, how are you a superstar? 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:35.160 Welcome to the show, guys, that's intro. Ever, I completely 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:37.880 agree down with gay keeping a sport. Welcome everyone. We 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:42.400 are the gossip girl of sport and I love that Abby. 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.680 Abby, Hey, okay, drop one. I'm going to go straight 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:48.000 into it. Episode one. In twenty twenty four, you guys 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.800 spoke about the enhanced games. Now, Laura and I also 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.480 between ourselves on our podcast spoke about the enhanced games. 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:57.160 Are you pro the steroid Olympics or are. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.920 You exactly what they are and what they are. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.480 Enhanced games than you steroid Olympics that they want to 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:01.920 do At the end. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.440 Of basic no rules apply like if you're on steroids, 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.280 come on down and it's going to be the fastest, 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.280 the strongest, doesn't matter what you're taking, go for it. 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:11.640 Doping is allow so abby. 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:12.800 What are your thoughts on it? 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.280 I think it's coming whether we like it or not. 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:17.640 And I think that's a bit that's so alarming about 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.280 this is the concept seems so far fetch i e 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.760 as you guys said, dope yourself to the guild, which 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.440 is what James Magnuson said publicly that he would do 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.560 for the chance of winning a million US dollars, which 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:32.919 is what the reward is, you can break a world record. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.920 I want you to watch as if you're not watching 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:40.120 the weightlifting, like, come on, that's just going to be entertaining. 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.280 I want to discus the discus would be so next 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.720 level that figure statis. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.560 I think it's a really interesting debate though, because it 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.440 does like there's a lot of people who are in 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:51.240 the Olympics who are doping and we just don't know 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:52.960 about it. You know, they managed to get away with it. 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:54.800 It just kind of evens the playing field a little 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:55.200 bit here. 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:59.000 It brings into disrepute everything we love about sport in 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.359 the fact that it's meant to people striving to be 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:04.880 the best version of themselves and inspiring others to be 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:07.200 the best they can be. This says the best you 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:09.280 can be is with drugs, and I just don't know 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:14.200 now how that's going to go down, but the viewership 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:16.640 will be insane. And again, this is an Olympic year. 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.240 I mean, twenty twenty four, we're all looking eyes on Paris. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.279 Last year was a World Cup year. We had World 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.400 Cups coming out of eight years, but this this is 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:26.839 been Olympic year, and to have something like this spoken about, 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.039 I mean, it's just it's so interesting. And that's why 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.919 Georgie and I love having the podcast, because things like 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.840 this happen and we just want to unpack it. And 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:35.400 to get to do that with your best mate that 0:05:35.480 --> 0:05:38.240 also happens to be a sports journal is really fun. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:39.599 And we get to do it in a way that's 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.440 the way two girlfriends do when they catch up a coffee. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:45.640 We don't have to worry about making palatable to your 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.840 average sports audience, and that's really fun. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:49.680 This is something that went down on the show earlier 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:51.840 this week. We had an ask uncut where someone writes 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.760 in a predicament and it's around fantasy football. 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.640 Have a listen a bit of a pickle of fantasy 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:58.400 football is taking over my life. You'd think that he's 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:02.000 dating fantasy football team because we've been together for six 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:05.760 years and I'm expecting a ring sometime soon. But I 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.599 think that's been put on the backburn because all he 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:11.520 talks about, all he does, is just fantasy football team. 0:06:11.960 --> 0:06:15.080 What are your thoughts ay on fantasy football as a 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:17.560 whole and what this person should do in this situation. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.920 The only way to beat them is to join them. 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.920 So unless she wants to create her own fantasy team, 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.000 of which let's be honest, if I probably doesn't want 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:27.760 her to be part of it. So my advice would 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:33.039 be hide all the charging devices brilliant. I don't throw 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.880 out the mobile, but potentially just make it being like 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:39.840 where is my charger? And again, she'll probably be separated 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:44.839 by the end of the year. You can't beat fantasy football. 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.880 They believe it's real. It's real for them. 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.920 Yeah, it is good for them. Let him have something 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.240 people to believe in stuff, Abbey. I want to get 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:56.279 your take on the whole Sam Curve drama, like everything 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.280 going on over there. Do you have inside gossip. Do 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.840 you know what's going on there? Obviously Sam discharged. Is 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:03.040 all the alleged things that happen in London with the 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.560 police officer, are you guys across that, what's your take there? 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.320 I mean, it's an incredible story, an incredible story that 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.920 happened a year ago, but it's only coming to light now. 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:13.720 And I think the thing about this for the Matildas 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.840 is it such a massive year for them and their 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:18.360 all eyes are on Paris and whether or not they 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:21.360 can finally make the podium. But the thing is Sam 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:25.160 is injured, so she wouldn't be captaining our Olympic team anyway. 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:28.000 So I think that's the one positive thing that Matilda's 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.960 fans can take out of this is potentially it isn't 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.880 going to derail their sites on the Olympic as much 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:36.600 as what you would think. But I'm always hesitant to 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.920 keep my opinion until we've heard the facts. No one 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:42.680 actually knows to this point what Sam said. Yeah, there 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.400 is such a key part analysis in all of this, 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.280 so I think we wait and see, but of course 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.840 it's never what we want to see. And it comes 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.960 back to that debate of athletes are idols? Whether they 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.120 like it or not, and so many people, and we 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.360 saw the groundswell of the amount of people that love 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.760 Sam Kerr. And I'm sure we'll find out more about 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.800 this in time, but for now, there's so much information 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:07.280 that we don't know except it happened a really long 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:07.720 time ago. 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:10.400 God listen if you want more takes like that. What 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:11.920 did you say at the start? Abby, it's a gossip 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.560 girl but for sports. 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:16.000 But I don't know if George's in on that, but 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.240 I'm going with it. I'm going with it. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:20.200 I love that. Get it on two good Sports. Thank 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:21.800 you so much for coming on, guy. It was a 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:22.640 pleasure to have you. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.040 Thanks Abby, much of a light. 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:26.680 Guys, thanks girl. Hey, next on the show Girls, I 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:28.800 have had, and I haven't told you this story yet, 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:31.520 the most mortifying experience of my life. Here in the 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:35.120 workplace bathroom, I exposed myself to a staff member. Are 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:37.880 you a flasher? In the songs I went to do 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:39.400 a week in the middle of the show and I 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.800 accidentally exposed myself to a high level executive? 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:43.360 Are you trying to get a pay rise? 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:44.920 Oh? Let's see how it works out if I get 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.920 a pay rise. They were impressed, if I lose my job, 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:49.920 then I need to get some cosmetic work. Fortunate for you, well, 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:53.800 it does even happen next on the pickup. So in 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:55.560 the songs where you know, on the air, Here at 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:57.800 the pickup and we're playing some songs. We're playing the 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.199 traffic and I went, girls, I'm going to duck to 0:08:59.200 --> 0:08:59.440 the loo. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.000 You ran off to the toilet. You've got a very 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:03.079 fine art. Time to get it done. 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.200 And you said you were going to poop yourself curry. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.800 I didn't have curry last night. It was a simple wee. 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.040 I also do much more than you two. I press 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:14.000 all the buttons on the show. You know, we need you. 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:16.200 You can't be not here when the song's finished, so 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:16.960 I rush off. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.559 I mean the new era of baggy pants. Baggy pants 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.480 are in, so I'm wearing these big baggy pants. I'm 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.280 also in the air of putting my iPhone in my 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:25.720 back pocket because when you wear your pants high waisted, 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:28.160 your side pockets are a bit too high. They're kind 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:28.760 of on your hips. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:33.080 Yeah, and your pants they're very big, like as in 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.360 like they're like like the shape of the bottom of 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.280 the bottom its bottom chair. 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:39.640 So I have my iPhone the big iPhone Promax, Like, 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:41.240 it's the heavy one in my back right pocket. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:41.480 Right. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:43.320 I go to the bathroom. I'm kind of in a 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:45.360 rush because we're on air, so I rush in there. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.600 I walk in and I see that that Bryan he 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.480 works here at the radio station. He's actually like a 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:51.920 he's an executive. Like, yeah, he's got a desk with 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:54.200 a glass window in front of it. Yeah, he's powerful. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.560 So I rush up. He's in the far left urinal. 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:59.800 There's three urinals, left, middle, right. The middle one's empty, 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.080 kind of like guy editul. All the men listening know, 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.040 if there's a spare in the middle, you're all good 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:05.840 to go on the right hand side one because it's 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:07.440 kind of you got that free space in the middle. 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:08.040 You're not gonna look. 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:11.200 Never doesn't choose the middle. You'd never urinate right next 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:12.560 to someone if there was an option not to. Is 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:13.920 that like the unspoken. 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:14.200 Rules of course? 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.199 Do you wait for people to finish at the urinal 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:16.640 or do you. 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:18.319 Yeah, you wait, you join a line, or if there's 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:19.520 a cubicle, you go in the cubicle. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.760 You just would you would wait in a line. You 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:23.600 wouldn't go to the middle one. If there was someone else. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:24.959 Yeah, oh my, if there was. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:26.880 But if what it hang on? If there's if there's 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.200 three urinal spots, because this is really interesting. If there's 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:32.280 three urinal spots and there's a person on either side, 0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:33.440 you don't us walked in. 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:34.319 You wouldn't. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:37.200 You would rather wait than use it, even though it's free. 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:39.640 Okay, there's a nuance to this. Not in a public 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:41.000 didn't think this is where we go with this. Not 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:44.000 in a public bathroom, rescinated. Not in a workplace bathroom, 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:45.440 because you know everyone you don't want to see each 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.240 other's members and it's a bit off. Yeah, but you're 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:52.400 kind of seeing the periphery. We're humans, we've got you 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:54.959 just don't. It's just it's men rules. You just don't. 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:57.319 So anyway, it was free on the right, so I'm 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:58.920 going to use So walk up. I'll show you. I 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:01.959 did look up to the right side journal and I'm 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.000 in a rushwack and I go hi mate, He goes hi, buddy, 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.320 he's still looking straight ahead. I unbuttoned my pants like 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:08.440 I popped the top. I pulled my fly down and 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.479 they're actually a little button pops. They're like snappops. 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:10.679 You know. 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.640 It's not a fly. And as soon as I pull 0:11:12.679 --> 0:11:15.640 the fourth button down on my pants, the weight of 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:20.719 my iPhone pulls my dacks straight to the ground. Like 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:21.640 I'm doing right now. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:24.600 You don't need to do You don't need to show us, 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:28.400 don't need to be he's doing it. Stand up and level. Look, 0:11:29.120 --> 0:11:29.840 pants on. 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:31.840 My pants. 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:35.720 You you stood there at the urinal holding yourself, but 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.480 with your pants in a pool around your ankles. 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:41.360 Your pants my ankles. My pants are at my ankles 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:43.960 like I'm a toddler at a Westfield bathroom. 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:45.040 Did you pick them up? 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:45.520 No? 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.040 Because what there? My face is going to go in 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:47.440 the truck. 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:51.679 So you just weed. You just took your pants off 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:52.480 next to your boss. 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.480 They fell down to my ankles and you owned it. 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:56.000 And he looked because he heard it. There was a 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.640 commotion because my iPhone hits the tire bang on the ground. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:00.880 And then I just pretend that that's something that I do. 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:02.880 So my cute little butt cheeks are just poking out 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:04.880 of the back. I got my member in my hand. 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:07.520 He's still going, you know, because I cool and prostate issues. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:11.760 He's taken ages, but he's taking prostate. I've got a 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:14.320 useful prostate so mine's done before he is. So what 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.640 I have to do is, Laura, I have to Then 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:18.440 you're right bend down so. 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:20.800 You do like an awkward squat so you don't put 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:21.199 your face. 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:24.680 But it's one of those smart urinals which has a sensor, 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:27.679 so it senses my face, so it goes so I 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:30.640 get backsplash on my face and I go, oh, I 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:32.600 kind of like fall over and my knees are all pulled, 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:35.280 so I pull my pants up and then I run out, 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:37.719 and I haven't spoken to him since I don't know. 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.720 What okay in that moment. If something happens, I know 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:42.560 it's awkward, but you just say you make a joke 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.400 about it. That's what it's literally your job. 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:47.640 Hang on, can someone? Can someone get Brian? Someone out 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:48.120 there get. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:50.680 Don't get no, because you should have just said, oh, 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:52.520 I'm so sorry, how embarrassing. You can at least now 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:54.679 tell him that you don't stand at a urinal and 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.000 pull your pants down around your No. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:58.920 It was it was one of those situations that was 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:00.640 so mortifying that I want to get out of there 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:02.800 as soon as possible, So I did. I literally just happened. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:07.679 My hands they're still dripping don't bring that where. I 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.640 don't know. Should we get bro. I mean, we can 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:10.960 see see what Brian saw. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:14.199 We can we can ask his thoughts. It doesn't make 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:16.880 is probably traumatized and doesn't want to give his thoughts. 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.160 He's trying to pretend it didn't happen. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:19.480 I want Brian's thoughts. 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:21.080 Oh, we're going to get into a rate my members 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:21.480 that we want. 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:23.920 We need to decide. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:28.480 You should ask you want me to apologize to this executive. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.440 And ask if you're getting a pay rise? 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:32.160 It could go well for okay, Oh God, get you 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.599 go get Brian. We'll go to a break and we 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:36.920 come back. Brian's on the air. God next on the pickup. 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.360 If just tuning in moments ago, I flashed myself to 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.559 a co worker during the pick up. I went to 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:43.839 the bathroom in the break. 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:47.280 And accidentally, Oh yeah, you didn't just walk out and 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:48.920 be like, Oh, I wonder who's going to respond to this. 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:50.839 No, what happened was I went to the bathroom in 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.400 a rush because I'm live on air, and I press 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:54.240 all the buttons here at the show, and I pulled 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.160 my pants down and they fell straight to my ankles. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.320 And if a man's ever, men will relate to this 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.280 if you've ever been to a Westfield public bathroom and 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:02.840 you see like a toddler there with his dad at 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.560 the trough and they're like holding hands with this little 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:07.520 peachy butt out. That was me. My pants were at 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.760 my ankles, next to Brian, who works here at the 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:12.720 radio station in a senior level position. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.600 But what's weirder about this is that you had every 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:16.719 opportunity at that point to say make a joke or 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:18.600 be like, oh my pants are down, but you didn't. 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.800 I pretended that that's what you always do. 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.440 You're that weird. We got Brian. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.520 Hi, Brian, the way that he is looking at me, 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:29.080 Jump on. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.320 Here here, or you've got a microphone for you. 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.080 Here, Hey, Brian, great to see you again. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.320 Why are you looking at my crutch when you said that, Brian? 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.520 That's wait what happened? 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:43.240 Oh well, business was being conducted and there was young 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:47.880 Mitchell with pants around his ankles. Are the bleachings working well, by. 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:51.880 The way, thank you? Yes, it's new. It's the girls 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:54.040 have directed me in their clinic and it's been really great. 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:55.720 Did you think that this is just how he always 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:57.800 goes to the toilet like was that your instant reaction. 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.160 I couldn't over here that you were saying that, know, 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:02.360 this is what those little kids do. And I thought, man, 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:03.800 this kid has not grown up. 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:07.160 In every way. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.400 And I'm surprised you weren't lifting your the. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:11.120 Shirt up, I know you and holding my dad's hand 0:15:11.120 --> 0:15:12.760 on the right. No, Brian, because it was it was 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:14.760 the weight of the phone that pulled my pants to 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.200 my ankles. And you looked because the thud of my 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.480 phone hit the tile, and then you kind of looked 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:22.280 to think what was that? And I saw your brain process, oh, 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:25.760 he's gon take care an his naked in the workplace. 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:28.520 So then you kind of darted forward, which was very respectful. 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.200 Well, I thought, with the sound that I heard, I thought, geez, 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:34.440 Mitch is doing quite well for himself. What was the 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:37.280 you have to stand way back? I get it? 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:39.920 Okay, so you're not not offended. I didn't. I apologize 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.320 if I did upset you. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:44.520 No, you can't offend me. Don't some more than he 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:44.960 wanted to. 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:45.160 Though. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.560 If you walk into a man's journal and there's three 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:48.920 spots to do your. 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:51.120 Business, are you testing me here on what the etiquette is? 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:52.920 Tested me to tested me? 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.160 So it's not a it's not a there's no right 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:58.560 or wrong, but we want to know. There's three spots 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:00.600 and one goes on one man is on one side, 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.160