Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 2: Hello everybody.
Speaker 3: Oh gee, Brittany Hockley, slip and down a green juice
Speaker 3: before we start the pickup?
Speaker 4: Huh, I'm on my Health Kick era. This is it?
Speaker 4: This is like a Lita of I can't tell you.
Speaker 4: I think it's celery.
Speaker 1: I just basically said, put every green, healthy thing in
Speaker 1: there and mix it together.
Speaker 4: I mean it's very healthy looking. Yes, Hi, everyone, welcome
Speaker 4: to the show.
Speaker 2: Laura's eating a double cheeseburger.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 1: Although three o'clock it's a tricky time to start a
Speaker 1: show because it is the time that everyone gets hungry.
Speaker 2: So hard because you can't have a big meal.
Speaker 3: Then you've spoilt your dinner and you also it's too
Speaker 3: late to have a full lunch.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
Speaker 4: You have a giant green juice?
Speaker 2: Well, what are you want the health Kick for?
Speaker 5: You're healthy?
Speaker 4: You know why?
Speaker 1: I have been sleeping horble, like really really badly. And
Speaker 1: I think a lot of things like that comes back
Speaker 1: to do with your diet, like what you're consuming. You
Speaker 1: eating enough vegetables and nutrients? Are you eating too much sugars?
Speaker 1: So I just need to clean my diet up. I
Speaker 1: remember you saying when you came back from I'm a celebrity,
Speaker 1: Get me out of here, you were like, I have
Speaker 1: never slept better than when I was in the jungle.
Speaker 1: I'm cur I'm speaking about you as though you're not here,
Speaker 1: but that's what you.
Speaker 4: Were saying to us.
Speaker 1: You were saying, you've never slept better than when you're
Speaker 1: eating beans and rice.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: A month.
Speaker 1: I spent a month in South Africa with like lit
Speaker 1: no outside stimulus, like phones or anything. But the food
Speaker 1: was the cleanest, most wholesome, standard basic food oats, meat, vegetables,
Speaker 1: and my sleep was incredible, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Isn't it the armo celeb diet coming to stores? And
Speaker 3: who needs a zempic when you could just go on
Speaker 3: what Denise Drysdale and Britney for a week.
Speaker 2: Let's call it the Drysdale diet. If you want in
Speaker 2: you have trouble sleeping meat, you could have some.
Speaker 4: You get me out of here. You'd be great on
Speaker 4: that show, Mitch, anyway.
Speaker 2: That's to shed ten kilos.
Speaker 4: No, just I think you'd be very good on the
Speaker 4: show anyway.
Speaker 1: Looking Coming up next is ask Uncut, where we answer
Speaker 1: you're deep, you're dark, and you're burning questions, and we
Speaker 1: have a good one today. One of our listeners has
Speaker 1: a bit of a conundrum where their boyfriend will not
Speaker 1: make them social media official.
Speaker 2: What do you do, Well, there's new ones.
Speaker 3: If it's an early relationship, you give it about a year,
Speaker 3: I reckon, what about it?
Speaker 4: If you're quite deep in the relationship, it's tough. Now, Yeah,
Speaker 4: we need to hear from us.
Speaker 3: All right, she's joining us next here at the pickup
Speaker 3: around Australia.
Speaker 2: All right, it's a Thursday, ladies, so we have to
Speaker 2: do this. We do it every week. It's our favorite.
Speaker 3: Ask uncut ausk gun cut.
Speaker 2: You do it on your podcast Life one Cut.
Speaker 3: Every week we have a listener who's gotten in touch
Speaker 3: with us. They've got a question in their life. Today
Speaker 3: we're going to try and help out Kate. Kate is
Speaker 3: struggling with her partner. He doesn't post her to social.
Speaker 2: Media, which is an issue that red flag we've all faced. Kate, Hello,
Speaker 2: what's going on?
Speaker 5: Give us the details?
Speaker 6: Hey guys, Yeah, so you hit the nail on the
Speaker 6: head me. It's like, I've been with my boyfriend for
Speaker 6: three years now and I've just never made an Instagram official.
Speaker 6: Like I'm not even on his grid at all. It's
Speaker 6: almost like he's not even in a relationship. And like,
Speaker 6: I love him so much and obviously there's no problems
Speaker 6: like in our real life, but it's I just don't
Speaker 6: understand why he won't post me or post any pictures
Speaker 6: of us on social media. It just seems a bit strange.
Speaker 1: Okay. Is he someone who's active on social media or
Speaker 1: does he just never use it so therefore he doesn't
Speaker 1: post you or anything?
Speaker 6: Well, he does, but like, like, but this is the thing.
Speaker 6: He'll post pitches with him and his friends, like the
Speaker 6: whole nightsw like you know, even brunch and stuff like that,
Speaker 6: Like you'll go out with them and post photos at
Speaker 6: brunch and stuff. And I'm like, okay, well, like and
Speaker 6: I've never really wanted to ask. I don't know how
Speaker 6: do you approach this. That's the thing. I don't know
Speaker 6: how to bring it up.
Speaker 4: It's definitely upsetting.
Speaker 1: If the avocado on toast makes the grid and you
Speaker 1: don't like for me, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Well you put the poach egg on there?
Speaker 1: Do you have you actually asked him why? Because for me,
Speaker 1: I think three is deep. If people are using social media,
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I tend to lean towards there trying to
Speaker 1: I had something and I hate saying that, but at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, that's what it is, Like
Speaker 1: you should be pretty important.
Speaker 4: So what has he said when you've asked him?
Speaker 6: Well, I've kind of hinted, So I've never really gone
Speaker 6: in and been like, hey, why don't you posting on
Speaker 6: social media because I don't want to seem like needy
Speaker 6: or anything as well, Like I kind of just go, oh,
Speaker 6: that's a nice picture of you and your friends.
Speaker 4: It's not needy anymore. You don't need to hint or droppings. Also,
Speaker 4: do you post him on your social media?
Speaker 1: Because like do you post him in your stories and
Speaker 1: then you tag him and he just never reshares your stories,
Speaker 1: like what's happening there?
Speaker 6: Well, that is actually how I've tried to see if
Speaker 6: he'll reshare it, because when I've tagged him, because I
Speaker 6: posted about him all the time. See that's the other
Speaker 6: thing I post all the time, thinking Okay, he's going
Speaker 6: to reshare it. Never reshare it.
Speaker 4: That's so weird. He wants to appear single, and I reckon,
Speaker 4: I've done.
Speaker 3: Some thinking if you only ever posts him out with
Speaker 3: his boyfriends and he's posting brunch. I've got a lot
Speaker 3: of gay friends do that every single weekend.
Speaker 2: Watch RuPaul's drag Race by Chance.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh we love it. We watched time.
Speaker 2: Are you sitting down?
Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you something. I fear your boyfriend
Speaker 3: to the other one. He might be a friend of Dudy's.
Speaker 7: Yeah, She's like's not you just need to I think
Speaker 7: three years, let's be serious, three years.
Speaker 1: You are at a place where you should be able
Speaker 1: to sit down and say it makes me feel a
Speaker 1: bit insecure that you don't post me. Can are you
Speaker 1: happy to put me on the gram? And if he
Speaker 1: says no, there's definitely something more at play, because anyone
Speaker 1: should be able to be like, you know what, You're right?
Speaker 1: It has been three years and no one knows you exist,
Speaker 1: So so you.
Speaker 6: Think I should just go straight in and just say, look, yeah,
Speaker 6: why don't you post me? Okay?
Speaker 1: The other alternative is to hack into his phone and
Speaker 1: upload something to his grid without him knowing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, always wanted to do that, but I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: I can't even talk to him about it.
Speaker 3: Think what you should do is get the grind of
Speaker 3: sound effect from YouTube, play it in the same room
Speaker 3: as in with his eyes light up.
Speaker 2: I'm right if he is, it'll be it'll be stressful
Speaker 2: for a bit, but trust me, you'll have a new
Speaker 2: best friend.
Speaker 6: Please help me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he'll You love having someone help with your outfits.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: You can get in touch if you've got a question
Speaker 3: that you need answered. Oh four nine nine four four
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Speaker 4: Okay, Britt, what are you Okay? I just I just
Speaker 4: always wonder.
Speaker 1: I always am about to tell you guys something stupid
Speaker 1: that I've done, And then I have this moment where
Speaker 1: I'm like, why do I continuously talk about the stupid
Speaker 1: things I do?
Speaker 4: But because we get paid to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I embarrassed on the hugely with a listener.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it went down like a lead balloon.
Speaker 2: I pick up listener.
Speaker 4: It was an auto correct. It wasn't my fault. I
Speaker 4: am innocent, all right.
Speaker 2: That next the court room of the pick up after.
Speaker 1: This, Okay, I have had the biggest fail mission, Laura,
Speaker 1: that I have had in a pretty long time. And
Speaker 1: I've done some pretty bad things. I've you know, answered
Speaker 1: to FaceTime to my fiance's family, nude. There's been some
Speaker 1: moments pretty bad.
Speaker 4: This one just felt bad.
Speaker 1: Because it made me look like a horrible per. Now,
Speaker 1: our phones can be our best friend, but they can
Speaker 1: get you into a lot of trouble too. I had
Speaker 1: what we call a lifer so our podcast Life Uncut,
Speaker 1: Laura and I, the community and all the listeners, we
Speaker 1: call them lifers.
Speaker 4: They call themself lifers. This is what it is.
Speaker 1: So I had a girl write to me on Instagram
Speaker 1: a really lovely message, like she was just saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. I've followed you for a long time.
Speaker 1: I have listened to the podcast four years. So she
Speaker 1: wrote me this just to be nice, like this beautiful, long,
Speaker 1: lovely message and talk to me about how many episodes
Speaker 1: she's listened to and what she loved and all of
Speaker 1: this stuff.
Speaker 4: And I thought this was beautiful.
Speaker 1: But I'm always frantic, and I'm always writing messages on
Speaker 1: the goal or in between breaks on radio or whatever
Speaker 1: it is. So I just quickly typed back press send,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I'll get back to that later.
Speaker 4: I had responded to her. I wanted to say, oh,
Speaker 4: you're a lifer, like cool.
Speaker 1: What I wrote to her was, oh, you're a loser
Speaker 1: exclamation mark is sent.
Speaker 4: It really does change the tone, though, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: Because if you're like you're a life by exclamation mark
Speaker 1: exclamation mark, that's like excited.
Speaker 4: If it's like you're a loser, you're yelling it at her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she would have been desperate to make you last,
Speaker 3: so she would have gone, yeah.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 1: She's a singer songwriter, so she's really creative. So I
Speaker 1: feel like it's worse because she puts her own music on.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I feel like she thought I
Speaker 1: was doubling down. I know I died anyway.
Speaker 4: I wrote back immediately and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, no, no, no, no, so so sorry, you're
Speaker 1: not a loser. I meant life by auto correct, and
Speaker 1: she goes, wow, thanks for clarifying, because I was thinking,
Speaker 1: tell me what you really think, Brittany.
Speaker 2: It's so funny what Casey's called as this happened to you,
Speaker 2: Casey High.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I had. This actually happened a long time ago.
Speaker 8: But I was working in a law firm and I
Speaker 8: sent out an email to the whole theam and at
Speaker 8: the end I meant to say, if this is going
Speaker 8: to cause you any inconvenience, but instead I sent out
Speaker 8: if this is going to cause you any content them.
Speaker 4: Wet your pants.
Speaker 8: It because one of the lawyers. This is back in
Speaker 8: the day when it was kind of acceptable in the
Speaker 8: corporate world to do a reply all to the whole office.
Speaker 8: One of the lawyers wrote back and said, jeez, it's
Speaker 8: going to be a messy old day if we've all
Speaker 8: got in continent.
Speaker 3: I bet that was the talk of that law firm
Speaker 3: for about a week. That sounds like it was thrilling.
Speaker 2: Bees called did this happen to you as well? These
Speaker 2: great Well.
Speaker 9: I was working in government at the time, and I
Speaker 9: was texting someone really high up in government without incriminating myself,
Speaker 9: think like the highest person in government and correct. Instead
Speaker 9: of messaging thanks insert name here, it said thanks, Daddy.
Speaker 8: Mployed.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, Daddy, did you dirty?
Speaker 4: Oh Daddy didn't fire you?
Speaker 2: Did he stop doing this to me? Can we stop
Speaker 2: saying Mitch likes Daddy.
Speaker 9: Look, I couldn't like. I just couldn't say face.
Speaker 6: I was like, you know what, here's my resignation as well.
Speaker 2: Daddy fired me. I think I'll watched that video last night.
Speaker 4: It was a sure clip only wait for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Thank you bee wow, what over it gets the best
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 4: It gets people into a lot of trouble.
Speaker 2: That's funny, all right.
Speaker 3: Next, the story that everyone is discussing today yo Chi guy.
Speaker 2: You know Yochi guy.
Speaker 1: It's been very big on TikTok. But this is this
Speaker 1: is a very questionable ick. I mean, we all have
Speaker 1: icks as to what turns us off in relationships, but
Speaker 1: I think we have found ground zero of the world's
Speaker 1: stupidest ick.
Speaker 4: Now I hate Yochi guy. I'm calling it now. I
Speaker 4: don't like him. I think he's all right, you've.
Speaker 2: Got the audio fee that's polarized the internet. We'll play
Speaker 2: it for you.
Speaker 3: After this on the pickup, we need to discuss one
Speaker 3: of the biggest stories of the day. This is Yochie man,
Speaker 3: and this is the man that you will end up
Speaker 3: hating today. That's a problem.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're going to end up hating him. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: Yochi guy, if you don't know who he is. He's
Speaker 1: going viral on TikTok at the moment because of a
Speaker 1: very apparently question date that he went on and he
Speaker 1: got the ick from the girl that he took on
Speaker 1: the date. Firstly, he thought everything was going swimmingly fine,
Speaker 1: had a great conversation in the car.
Speaker 4: There were vibes.
Speaker 1: Then they got into yochi, which, for anyone who doesn't
Speaker 1: know what yoachi is, it's like a frozen yogurt self
Speaker 1: serve things and you lancy, Yeah, you pour your frozen
Speaker 1: yogurt in, and then you go to the buffet of
Speaker 1: frozen yogurt toppings and you add your topping.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's priced by weight, so the more toppings,
Speaker 2: the more expensivities.
Speaker 4: Yeah, have a listen to this.
Speaker 2: Okay, you put it on TikTok.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: So I was on a date last night, more specifically
Speaker 1: a yochi date.
Speaker 5: Chemistry's there. Pull into yoach. I grabbed the normal sized cup, right,
Speaker 5: like the small one. I see that my date grabs
Speaker 5: the big cup. I'm like, oh, that could be an
Speaker 5: issue because realistically, I'm probably gonna have to pay this
Speaker 5: and I'm starting to freak out. So anyways, fill up
Speaker 5: the cups mines at a reasonable amount I'm looking at
Speaker 5: I'm like, my god, that's like forty dollars already, I'm
Speaker 5: like freaking out. And then we get to the toppings,
Speaker 5: I'm like, ar it soraw is your aise up on
Speaker 5: the toppings, So then I'm filling up. I'm putting like
Speaker 5: a Aubrey on at a time. This girl is just
Speaker 5: putting every topic on him, like joesus leave some for
Speaker 5: everyone else.
Speaker 1: Okay, So the reason why he's saying he got the
Speaker 1: ick is because when he got to the checkout, he
Speaker 1: had to pay for her exorbitant YOCHI. I think the
Speaker 1: bar forgetting the ick is so low at the moment
Speaker 1: that we will very easily kind of dismiss relationships because
Speaker 1: the person turns us off, but have a listen to
Speaker 1: what that he has to say. So then it comes
Speaker 1: to paying, and it's the classic are you guys togther
Speaker 1: and you look at her, she looks at you.
Speaker 5: Yes, Oh god, it comes out it's like three hundred
Speaker 5: and thirty dollars and like this sucks.
Speaker 1: Anyways, whatever I'm kind of offered at this point, I've
Speaker 1: sort of got the eck.
Speaker 5: Don't want to be there.
Speaker 3: Ick Aside, the bar is so low for a man
Speaker 3: to only be funny when he's putting other women down.
Speaker 3: I think, first of all, is disgusting.
Speaker 4: It's you're such a feminist. Sorry, he gave me the ick.
Speaker 1: If you ask a woman out, then you shame her
Speaker 1: for what she eats and you're too tight and you
Speaker 1: complain about paying for her frozen yoget.
Speaker 4: You didn't get caviat and lobster. You got a frozen yogurt.
Speaker 4: You've got some milk that's been on ice.
Speaker 1: If you topics, if you are shamed, yeah, which is
Speaker 1: shaming her for leave some for everybody else, Like I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but there's I want nothing to do with that absolute
Speaker 1: twat and all he has done. He is really like
Speaker 1: reiterate that he's not going to get another date. You
Speaker 1: have put yourself out there to make sure no woman
Speaker 1: wants to go near you with a ten foot pole.
Speaker 3: He's clearly not used to having something of that much
Speaker 3: weight in his hand, you know, must clearly be.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 1: I mean, people are absolutely flaming him on TikTok at
Speaker 1: the moment, Like I think he put this out there
Speaker 1: thinking that people will be like, yeah, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: But there have been hordes of women who have been commenting,
Speaker 1: firstly saying things like if you only have mcfluorry money,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be taking someone to yo chi in the
Speaker 1: first place. Other people are also saying, like if this
Speaker 1: is the benchmark for what you get the ick from,
Speaker 1: like you should hear the stories that so many women
Speaker 1: have around horrific dates that they have had.
Speaker 2: Did you see what she posted?
Speaker 3: She woke up feeling a little blow to from the
Speaker 3: yummy yoachie I had on what I thought was a
Speaker 3: good date last night. He woke up and decided to
Speaker 3: share the intimate details of our date to the world.
Speaker 4: Well, they weren't really that intimate. It was just toppings
Speaker 4: how much she was She was shamed me.
Speaker 2: I'd be gutted.
Speaker 5: I'd honestly be gutted.
Speaker 4: Do you have an eck for your boyfriend?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do it.
Speaker 2: Well, Steven's dick for me my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: When I first ever messaged him day one on that
Speaker 3: dating app, I invited him out for yochi and he
Speaker 3: said that is that's so unsexy and we're not going
Speaker 3: to get frozen yogurt.
Speaker 2: He got from frozen yogurt? We what are we doing? Instead?
Speaker 2: Went to your house, britt.
Speaker 1: Way sexier my house and my lounge is wasted.
Speaker 4: We all know what they did on your lounge house sitting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, extra toppings. All right, well they're going
Speaker 2: to go