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<v Speaker 1>Come on, oh Thursday, Hello, Hello, Hello, Okay, the most

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing thing happened to me, and I need to get

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<v Speaker 1>off my chest immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, what happened? Because every day sort of there's

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<v Speaker 2>an embarrassing moment in my life.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I do live an embarrassing life, don't.

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<v Speaker 4>So I've been.

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<v Speaker 5>Unwell for quite a while, like flues back to back,

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<v Speaker 5>and then I had this my skin cancer face peel thing,

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<v Speaker 5>and then I got the flu again. And anyway, I

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<v Speaker 5>finally went back to the gym for the first time

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<v Speaker 5>in like months, and I was on the way this morning,

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<v Speaker 5>and I was on the way, I grabbed my water

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<v Speaker 5>bottle and my gym bag, and then I grabbed my sweattowel,

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<v Speaker 5>like the gym towel.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of the dry because I'd freshly cleaned and dried them.

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<v Speaker 5>So I get to the gym and it's a circuit

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<v Speaker 5>class like moving around the class, and I got to

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<v Speaker 5>the middle circuit, so I'm smack bang in the middle

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<v Speaker 5>of the class and it was apps what you have

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<v Speaker 5>to lay down on a mat on the ground, so

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<v Speaker 5>I hadn't needed to use my towel yet, and so

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<v Speaker 5>this happened like slow motion in the middle of the class.

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<v Speaker 5>I flipped my towel out like you're at the beach,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, to lay it down, and in slow motion

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<v Speaker 5>my underpants flung a class of the room. My undes

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<v Speaker 5>had been wrapped up in a hit gym guy in

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<v Speaker 5>the back of the head.

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<v Speaker 4>It was all very dramatic.

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<v Speaker 3>At least they were clean, well I hope they were.

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<v Speaker 5>At least they'd dry they came out of the dryer,

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<v Speaker 5>but they obviously got tangled up in the towel.

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<v Speaker 3>I took them in anyway. I flung someone in the

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<v Speaker 3>head at the gym, and I couldn't even pretend it

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't me. Everyone just looked at me, and you.

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<v Speaker 4>Have to run and go and get them.

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<v Speaker 2>I filmed it.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually I was like, well, what better point than

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<v Speaker 5>to take a bit of parties on the ground. But

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<v Speaker 5>it was very mortifying, so I think I've got to

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<v Speaker 5>give it some time before I can go back again.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're men in the class because that could act

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<v Speaker 2>in the same way as like a pre workout. If

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<v Speaker 2>that landed on their face, that could really get them go.

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<v Speaker 2>The difference structure was.

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<v Speaker 5>Like it was an air locker, which is this big

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<v Speaker 5>jacked up like fit yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Footballer or something, and I swipped him in the face

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<v Speaker 3>with Mondays.

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<v Speaker 2>So I can't wait to see tomorrow Britt, the next day,

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<v Speaker 2>the next day and the next day.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, we have a great show coming up. We

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<v Speaker 6>are speaking to someone. We've got an ask on Cut.

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<v Speaker 6>It's one of our favorites. Yes, and it is a

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<v Speaker 6>woman who is getting married in six weeks, but she

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't know if she's in love with her fiance.

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<v Speaker 3>Minor technicality.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think she's getting married in six weeks.

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<v Speaker 4>Small minor issue and she needs some help.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll give her our best advice. Next on

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<v Speaker 2>Terms and conditions apply. Let's do this ask uncut.

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<v Speaker 5>Ask un cutting, something we do on Life on Cut

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<v Speaker 5>podcasts and something we've been accustomed to doing every Thursday

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<v Speaker 5>here at the Pickup, and we have a brilliant one today.

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<v Speaker 5>We have a real cool from a listener, Rachel let's

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<v Speaker 5>cold in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're ready to give some advice unsolicited.

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<v Speaker 6>Well no itelic, she's list as it's inexperienced.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a problem here. It might not be good advice. Rachel. Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you need?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi? Guys? How are you going?

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<v Speaker 4>Hiat a problem?

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<v Speaker 3>Rachel?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, So I'm getting married in six weeks time, and

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<v Speaker 7>I've been with my partner for ten years and I

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<v Speaker 7>am starting to think that I've made a mistake and

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think I love him anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, keep going. Is there more

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<v Speaker 3>to this or.

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<v Speaker 7>Is that No? Literally, it's just like we've been together

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<v Speaker 7>for a decade. You know, we have the house, we

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<v Speaker 7>have a dog, we have you know, I thought, I

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<v Speaker 7>genuinely thought that this was going to be my forever guy,

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm just currently I think I don't know whether

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<v Speaker 7>it's cold feet, but yeah, I really just like I

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<v Speaker 7>don't know if I should go through with it, and

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<v Speaker 7>I would love some advice.

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<v Speaker 4>How long have you been feeling like this for?

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<v Speaker 7>Like?

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<v Speaker 6>How for how long have you been kind of thinking

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<v Speaker 6>that maybe there's just like that you're not in love

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<v Speaker 6>with him?

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<v Speaker 7>I would say, like the last month it's come on,

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<v Speaker 7>very very fast, and yeah, just now the countdown is

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<v Speaker 7>on to the wedding, and I'm so yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, to me, I think it's kind of peculiar

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<v Speaker 6>that you've only started to feel like this in the

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<v Speaker 6>last month. I think if you've had a decade of

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<v Speaker 6>strong feelings and like being in love and wanting to

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<v Speaker 6>get married, there's part of me that thinks, like, are

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<v Speaker 6>you sure that this isn't just cold feet, that it

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<v Speaker 6>isn't the finality of getting married that's making you think,

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<v Speaker 6>Oh God, is this too much?

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<v Speaker 4>You know? Is is this too much commitment? Are we

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<v Speaker 4>making the right decisions? I don't know. It's pretty odd

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<v Speaker 4>to have such a severe flip after in a.

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<v Speaker 3>Month, Rachel, I've got here.

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<v Speaker 5>Our producer Flip has passed us some notes that she

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<v Speaker 5>spoke to you before you've phoned through. You said that

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<v Speaker 5>you just feel bored like an old married couple and

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<v Speaker 5>you don't have much sex anymore, only once a month.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like there must be something a bit more

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<v Speaker 5>deep seated in you, because the things like only having

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<v Speaker 5>sex once a month is something that you definitely can

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<v Speaker 5>work on as a couple.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I definitely agree. I was talking to my friend

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<v Speaker 7>about this because she recently got married and they were just,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, she didn't have any doubts whatsoever, which is

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<v Speaker 7>I think why I'm now just maybe overthinking it, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, she just was so excited for her wedding

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<v Speaker 7>and I just don't have that feeling. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 7>I feel like I should have that feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>Well not everyone's comfortable admitting they have that feeling, so

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<v Speaker 2>you never know if that's the truth that she's actually

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<v Speaker 2>telling you. But Rachel, when you look at him, are

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<v Speaker 2>the issues and the lack of love to do with

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<v Speaker 2>personal things that he's doing? Like is he not chilling

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<v Speaker 2>with his mouth closed? Or is it just because of

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<v Speaker 2>your stuff? Yeah? The big hard hit is in a relationship?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it because you're so close to the actual

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<v Speaker 2>wedding and you think it's maybe nerves there, like, wells,

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<v Speaker 2>where's that feeling coming from?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know. I just look at him and I

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<v Speaker 7>don't feel the same as I once did, and it's

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<v Speaker 7>just happens so fast, and I have I've personally been

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<v Speaker 7>trying to work on, you know, me getting that connection back,

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<v Speaker 7>because obviously I haven't told him anything. But yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 7>no matter what I do personally, I just I can't

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<v Speaker 7>seem to hate the word. But like, get that spark.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I don't know if you're ever going to

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<v Speaker 6>get the same level of spark as what you maybe

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<v Speaker 6>had at the beginning of a relationship, because we all

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<v Speaker 6>know relationships have different ebbs and flows, and you know,

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<v Speaker 6>you go through like immense desire at the start of

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<v Speaker 6>a relationship, and then the longer you've been together, the

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<v Speaker 6>harder it is to maintain that desire. I think that

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<v Speaker 6>there is an element of normal being anxious heading towards

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<v Speaker 6>your wedding. But should you be terrified or should you

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<v Speaker 6>feel like it's a bad decision? I think that they

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<v Speaker 6>are some pretty massive red flags. I wouldn't be recommending

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<v Speaker 6>anyone to go ahead getting married if if overwhelmingly you

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<v Speaker 6>feel like it's a bad idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck Rae with wherever your land and tell us.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we need to follow up on this one.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll keep you updated, okay, so much?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? All right? If you need some advice like that

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<v Speaker 2>a pickup on Instagram, send us a DM and we'll

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<v Speaker 2>have you on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you guys do?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? She's doing. She needs to leave him. Yeah, it's true,

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<v Speaker 2>she needs to leave him. She's got that feeling she

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<v Speaker 2>needs to go. Sorry, it'll do.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, I think, Yeah, I don't know if I'm

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<v Speaker 6>getting married another Why to come.

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<v Speaker 2>All right after this? Laura, goodness me, you've had a

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<v Speaker 2>poo incident?

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<v Speaker 4>No way, haven't I had?

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<v Speaker 2>Best?

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<v Speaker 6>Look, I had something very embarrassing happened to me in

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<v Speaker 6>a public toilet that may or may not have to

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<v Speaker 6>do with pooh. But that's not the crux of the

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<v Speaker 6>story meage anyway, You'll just have to stick around and

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<v Speaker 6>find out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a poo incident.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that was a po incident.

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<v Speaker 2>And I will discuss Laura's massive issue next at the pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the pickup Thursday, Britt, Laura and Mitch here right now,

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<v Speaker 6>I've had something very, very embarrassing happened to me this week,

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<v Speaker 6>but it has to do with Molly may So. We

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<v Speaker 6>were at the shopping center and like Marley's very good

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<v Speaker 6>now she's very toilet trained. I've got a three and

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<v Speaker 6>a half year old, I got a two year old.

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<v Speaker 6>Both of them are exceptional at toilet training, and so

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<v Speaker 6>you know, it doesn't matter where you are.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like mummy, you can go to the potty.

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<v Speaker 6>So, you know, especially when you're in a shopping center,

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<v Speaker 6>off you go trying to find the closest because as

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<v Speaker 6>much as they're good at it, you don't have a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of time, right, So anyway, going through the shopping center,

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<v Speaker 6>find the closest public toilets. The only one I knew

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<v Speaker 6>was at the other end of the shopping center, so

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<v Speaker 6>we you know, high tailor, and we get there and

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<v Speaker 6>there's a bit of a line. We have to wait. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>it's our turn. We go into the cubicle. Now it

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<v Speaker 6>is a long cubicle, and I have both the kids

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<v Speaker 6>in the cubicle with me. I've got Lola Marley and

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<v Speaker 6>we kind of all take turns. Marley goes first down

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<v Speaker 6>to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 4>So then you want, you know, you wite one, then

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<v Speaker 4>the next one.

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<v Speaker 2>Needs to go and one singular cubicle.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's a really long cubicle, so there's plenty of space.

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<v Speaker 2>The corner suite, you know how the really good corner

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<v Speaker 2>cubicle you can doin es first class.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, it really was. It's the big one. The door

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<v Speaker 6>is quite far away from the toilet as well, which

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<v Speaker 6>is guys.

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<v Speaker 3>You know those big ones are usually disabled toilet, right,

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<v Speaker 3>you know it's not.

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<v Speaker 6>The first class. This one isn't disabled. It's not because

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<v Speaker 6>it doesn't have any rails on it. It's just really

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<v Speaker 6>long because of the way of the orientation of this bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>It's at the far.

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<v Speaker 6>End right, but the toilet is long, but the door

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<v Speaker 6>faces the line.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's business class in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's the premium seats the public toilets. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>Marley goes. First, Mum, wipe my balm. Then it's Lola, Mom,

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<v Speaker 6>wipe my mom, do it all. I do the whole job,

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<v Speaker 6>and then I needed to go to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>So your barth.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm still waiting.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, so anyway, the kids have finished, I go to

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<v Speaker 6>the toilet. I'm halfway through going to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>You eating a pool must be it must be number two.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, okay, details are not important, But anyway, Marley decides

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<v Speaker 6>that she's had enough of waiting and she just walks

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<v Speaker 6>over to the door and opens it.

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<v Speaker 4>My pants are down around my waist mid the turd.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't get up, couldn't each the door, couldn't stop.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, Marley stopped, Molly, Marley stopped, Marley, don't

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<v Speaker 4>open that door.

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<v Speaker 6>And she slings it, flings it right open, and there's

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<v Speaker 6>a line of people standing right in front of me.

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<v Speaker 6>Two kids just high taylor out to the basin to

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<v Speaker 6>go wash their hands, and this poor lady makes eye

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<v Speaker 6>contact with me, walks over, and then goes, oh, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>help you.

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<v Speaker 4>But you could tell in her mind she was.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally like God please.

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<v Speaker 6>You could tell by the fear in her eyes that

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<v Speaker 6>she didn't know whether to like help me by looking

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<v Speaker 6>after the children or to help me by like closing

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<v Speaker 6>the door and helping me with my dignity. Anyway, she

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<v Speaker 6>grabs the door and she holds the door shut, and

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<v Speaker 6>I can just hear the kids out in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 6>and she's.

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<v Speaker 4>Like, don't worry, I've got my eye on them. While

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<v Speaker 4>she's holding the door.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, I made eye contact with a complete stranger while

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<v Speaker 6>doing a.

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<v Speaker 5>Poop, and then you had to finish the poop while

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<v Speaker 5>she was holding the door.

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<v Speaker 4>I rushed, I rushed, I'm finished it. Anyway, children still.

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<v Speaker 2>Really they do dirty that good, Samaron, if you're listening,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll give you ten thousand dollars going through that process.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we can we give her that money.

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<v Speaker 3>Giving away money?

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<v Speaker 6>We have no money and we're not giving any money away.

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<v Speaker 6>But I do give you my greatest thanks, and to

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<v Speaker 6>everybody else who was in that line. There was about

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<v Speaker 6>five people, and everyone pretended that they didn't see, but

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<v Speaker 6>you all saw.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm surprised it hasn't come out in Daily Mail yet.

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<v Speaker 2>So good. Okay. We all have a monster in law, right,

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<v Speaker 2>a mother in law that we hate or we've heard story.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the exception to the.

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<v Speaker 4>Rule mother in laws. I don't know heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's a mother in law in the in the

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<v Speaker 2>States that has come up with a plan that is

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<v Speaker 2>completely backfired and ended up with her family hating her. Huge.

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<v Speaker 2>That's next on the pick up. It's the pickuprit Laura

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<v Speaker 2>and Mitch. Here, I listen. If you want to go

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<v Speaker 2>to Chemists ware house heading today. They got great savings

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<v Speaker 2>every day. We all have heard that. It's a tailor

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<v Speaker 2>as old as time. Really, the monster in law story,

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<v Speaker 2>your mother in law. You're marrying to a family and

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<v Speaker 2>the mother in law is a true monster.

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<v Speaker 6>I feel like mother in law's get a bad rap.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a really, really good one, and I expect

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<v Speaker 6>it that they're all terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>But Angel sent from the heavens.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the exception to the rule. Because a mother in

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<v Speaker 2>the US has caused a real stir for her family

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<v Speaker 2>and it's backfired massively on her. So what she's done

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<v Speaker 2>is her son is happily married to a beautiful woman.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got a beautiful baby together. And as this baby's

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<v Speaker 2>grown up, it's about three or four. Now, the baby

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<v Speaker 2>has developed these striking green eyes, and the mother in

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<v Speaker 2>law's gone. Isn't that odd because no one in this

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<v Speaker 2>family has striking green eyes? Daughter in law, you are

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<v Speaker 2>a cheaterh She believes that the daughter in law cheated

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<v Speaker 2>on her son and was unfaithful and had this baby

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<v Speaker 2>to someone else.

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<v Speaker 6>Because green eyes are genetic, right, someone has to have

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<v Speaker 6>green eyes.

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<v Speaker 4>But you can't just have a spontaneous green eyed kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, in order for it to come out, someone in

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<v Speaker 2>the family has to have had green eyes. Yes, Laura, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you've seen the tree. Here is where it gets interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>The daughter in law was so fed up with this

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<v Speaker 2>waffling on from the mother in law that she said,

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<v Speaker 2>screw it, I'm getting a DNA test done. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>ancestry dot com. I am proving that I have been

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<v Speaker 2>faithful the entire relationship. So she does, and it comes

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<v Speaker 2>back that the child is in fact her child with

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<v Speaker 2>the husband. But what comes back that no one expected

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<v Speaker 2>was that the mother in law was the original cheater

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<v Speaker 2>all along. And the reason the baby has green eyes

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<v Speaker 2>is because the mother in law cheated and that the

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<v Speaker 2>man's dad is not his actual father.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh so she tried to out the daughter in law

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<v Speaker 5>and outed herself in the process.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly what idiot. But the family haven't. They've posted this

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<v Speaker 2>to Twitter and gone, what do we do? Do we

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<v Speaker 2>bring it up? Do we confront our grandfather and our

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<v Speaker 2>grandmother who really aren't she's been unfaithful to him? Or

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<v Speaker 2>do we let it sit? I don't know. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'd leave it and let it go to the grave

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<v Speaker 2>with him.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, how many years has it been?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they've been married for forty years and the son

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<v Speaker 2>has just had a new baby, so he's in his thirties,

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<v Speaker 2>so it's been thirty years since you cheated.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, look, you really don't want to blow up

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<v Speaker 6>your entire family. But at the same time, his dad's

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<v Speaker 6>not his dad?

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<v Speaker 2>Or are you sid Brian?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm really thinking this one through. Why I just wouldn'tant

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<v Speaker 3>to blow the family easily.

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<v Speaker 5>I would talk to the mom, but I wouldn't necessarily

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<v Speaker 5>blow it up and tell the dad because by all

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<v Speaker 5>other means, this man is the dad. He has raised

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<v Speaker 5>him as a dad. We know dads don't need to

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<v Speaker 5>be blood. He's spent his whole entire life raising him

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<v Speaker 5>as a son. So I don't think that that's quite

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<v Speaker 5>the right thing to go and say, like sucking, you're

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<v Speaker 5>not my dad, Like that doesn't make sense because he's

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<v Speaker 5>his dad.

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<v Speaker 3>I would go and talk to the mom, for sure,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 6>But imagine, Britt, imagine if you found out that old

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<v Speaker 6>Tony Hockley wasn't actually your biological father. Would you go

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<v Speaker 6>would you ever have a conversation with your dad or

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<v Speaker 6>would you just go to your mom and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 6>remember that fun time you had him Barbados? Mom.

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's why I just took so long to answer,

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<v Speaker 5>because I was picturing it if it was my mum

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<v Speaker 5>and dad and my dad, I could find out tomorrow

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<v Speaker 5>my dad is not my dad, and my dad would

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<v Speaker 5>still be my dad. I'm just so obsessed with him

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<v Speaker 5>that anything you could tell me anything about my.

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<v Speaker 4>Dad, I would you feel about your mum though, I'd

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<v Speaker 4>be like, I hope you're.

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<v Speaker 2>But imagine having striking green eyes and then they're being

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<v Speaker 2>like a friend of your mum that also had striking

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<v Speaker 2>green eyes, Gary, Uncle Gary, and you just turn up

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<v Speaker 2>to Christmas. Isn't it odd that I have the exact

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<v Speaker 2>same birthmark on my neck and striking green eyes that

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<v Speaker 2>mum's best friend Gary?

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<v Speaker 4>Has I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone that that exact same thing happened to? It wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>Uncle Gary's called Trent the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's calling Trent through. Let's call Trent through. He's got

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<v Speaker 2>some powerful sparm. Let's give it away. All right, we're done,

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<v Speaker 2>see guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah,