Speaker 1: Come on, oh Thursday, Hello, Hello, Hello, Okay, the most
Speaker 1: embarrassing thing happened to me, and I need to get
Speaker 1: off my chest immediately.
Speaker 2: Oh god, what happened? Because every day sort of there's
Speaker 2: an embarrassing moment in my life.
Speaker 3: I mean, I do live an embarrassing life, don't.
Speaker 4: So I've been.
Speaker 5: Unwell for quite a while, like flues back to back,
Speaker 5: and then I had this my skin cancer face peel thing,
Speaker 5: and then I got the flu again. And anyway, I
Speaker 5: finally went back to the gym for the first time
Speaker 5: in like months, and I was on the way this morning,
Speaker 5: and I was on the way, I grabbed my water
Speaker 5: bottle and my gym bag, and then I grabbed my sweattowel,
Speaker 5: like the gym towel.
Speaker 3: Out of the dry because I'd freshly cleaned and dried them.
Speaker 5: So I get to the gym and it's a circuit
Speaker 5: class like moving around the class, and I got to
Speaker 5: the middle circuit, so I'm smack bang in the middle
Speaker 5: of the class and it was apps what you have
Speaker 5: to lay down on a mat on the ground, so
Speaker 5: I hadn't needed to use my towel yet, and so
Speaker 5: this happened like slow motion in the middle of the class.
Speaker 5: I flipped my towel out like you're at the beach,
Speaker 5: you know, to lay it down, and in slow motion
Speaker 5: my underpants flung a class of the room. My undes
Speaker 5: had been wrapped up in a hit gym guy in
Speaker 5: the back of the head.
Speaker 4: It was all very dramatic.
Speaker 3: At least they were clean, well I hope they were.
Speaker 5: At least they'd dry they came out of the dryer,
Speaker 5: but they obviously got tangled up in the towel.
Speaker 3: I took them in anyway. I flung someone in the
Speaker 3: head at the gym, and I couldn't even pretend it
Speaker 3: wasn't me. Everyone just looked at me, and you.
Speaker 4: Have to run and go and get them.
Speaker 2: I filmed it.
Speaker 5: I actually I was like, well, what better point than
Speaker 5: to take a bit of parties on the ground. But
Speaker 5: it was very mortifying, so I think I've got to
Speaker 5: give it some time before I can go back again.
Speaker 2: But they're men in the class because that could act
Speaker 2: in the same way as like a pre workout. If
Speaker 2: that landed on their face, that could really get them go.
Speaker 2: The difference structure was.
Speaker 5: Like it was an air locker, which is this big
Speaker 5: jacked up like fit yes.
Speaker 3: Footballer or something, and I swipped him in the face
Speaker 3: with Mondays.
Speaker 2: So I can't wait to see tomorrow Britt, the next day,
Speaker 2: the next day and the next day.
Speaker 6: All right, we have a great show coming up. We
Speaker 6: are speaking to someone. We've got an ask on Cut.
Speaker 6: It's one of our favorites. Yes, and it is a
Speaker 6: woman who is getting married in six weeks, but she
Speaker 6: doesn't know if she's in love with her fiance.
Speaker 3: Minor technicality.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's getting married in six weeks.
Speaker 4: Small minor issue and she needs some help.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll give her our best advice. Next on
Speaker 2: the Pickup around Australia or thanks to Chemist's Warehouse heading
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Speaker 2: country Thursday afternoon, Britt, Laura and Mitch right now get
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Speaker 2: Terms and conditions apply. Let's do this ask uncut.
Speaker 5: Ask un cutting, something we do on Life on Cut
Speaker 5: podcasts and something we've been accustomed to doing every Thursday
Speaker 5: here at the Pickup, and we have a brilliant one today.
Speaker 5: We have a real cool from a listener, Rachel let's
Speaker 5: cold in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're ready to give some advice unsolicited.
Speaker 6: Well no itelic, she's list as it's inexperienced.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a problem here. It might not be good advice. Rachel. Hi,
Speaker 2: what do you need?
Speaker 7: Hi? Guys? How are you going?
Speaker 4: Hiat a problem?
Speaker 3: Rachel?
Speaker 7: Okay, So I'm getting married in six weeks time, and
Speaker 7: I've been with my partner for ten years and I
Speaker 7: am starting to think that I've made a mistake and
Speaker 7: I don't think I love him anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, keep going. Is there more
Speaker 3: to this or.
Speaker 7: Is that No? Literally, it's just like we've been together
Speaker 7: for a decade. You know, we have the house, we
Speaker 7: have a dog, we have you know, I thought, I
Speaker 7: genuinely thought that this was going to be my forever guy,
Speaker 7: and I'm just currently I think I don't know whether
Speaker 7: it's cold feet, but yeah, I really just like I
Speaker 7: don't know if I should go through with it, and
Speaker 7: I would love some advice.
Speaker 4: How long have you been feeling like this for?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 6: How for how long have you been kind of thinking
Speaker 6: that maybe there's just like that you're not in love
Speaker 6: with him?
Speaker 7: I would say, like the last month it's come on,
Speaker 7: very very fast, and yeah, just now the countdown is
Speaker 7: on to the wedding, and I'm so yeah, I just
Speaker 7: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 6: I mean, to me, I think it's kind of peculiar
Speaker 6: that you've only started to feel like this in the
Speaker 6: last month. I think if you've had a decade of
Speaker 6: strong feelings and like being in love and wanting to
Speaker 6: get married, there's part of me that thinks, like, are
Speaker 6: you sure that this isn't just cold feet, that it
Speaker 6: isn't the finality of getting married that's making you think,
Speaker 6: Oh God, is this too much?
Speaker 4: You know? Is is this too much commitment? Are we
Speaker 4: making the right decisions? I don't know. It's pretty odd
Speaker 4: to have such a severe flip after in a.
Speaker 3: Month, Rachel, I've got here.
Speaker 5: Our producer Flip has passed us some notes that she
Speaker 5: spoke to you before you've phoned through. You said that
Speaker 5: you just feel bored like an old married couple and
Speaker 5: you don't have much sex anymore, only once a month.
Speaker 5: I feel like there must be something a bit more
Speaker 5: deep seated in you, because the things like only having
Speaker 5: sex once a month is something that you definitely can
Speaker 5: work on as a couple.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I definitely agree. I was talking to my friend
Speaker 7: about this because she recently got married and they were just,
Speaker 7: you know, she didn't have any doubts whatsoever, which is
Speaker 7: I think why I'm now just maybe overthinking it, but yeah,
Speaker 7: you know, she just was so excited for her wedding
Speaker 7: and I just don't have that feeling. And I'm like,
Speaker 7: I feel like I should have that feeling.
Speaker 2: Well not everyone's comfortable admitting they have that feeling, so
Speaker 2: you never know if that's the truth that she's actually
Speaker 2: telling you. But Rachel, when you look at him, are
Speaker 2: the issues and the lack of love to do with
Speaker 2: personal things that he's doing? Like is he not chilling
Speaker 2: with his mouth closed? Or is it just because of
Speaker 2: your stuff? Yeah? The big hard hit is in a relationship?
Speaker 2: Or is it because you're so close to the actual
Speaker 2: wedding and you think it's maybe nerves there, like, wells,
Speaker 2: where's that feeling coming from?
Speaker 7: I don't know. I just look at him and I
Speaker 7: don't feel the same as I once did, and it's
Speaker 7: just happens so fast, and I have I've personally been
Speaker 7: trying to work on, you know, me getting that connection back,
Speaker 7: because obviously I haven't told him anything. But yeah, like,
Speaker 7: no matter what I do personally, I just I can't
Speaker 7: seem to hate the word. But like, get that spark.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know if you're ever going to
Speaker 6: get the same level of spark as what you maybe
Speaker 6: had at the beginning of a relationship, because we all
Speaker 6: know relationships have different ebbs and flows, and you know,
Speaker 6: you go through like immense desire at the start of
Speaker 6: a relationship, and then the longer you've been together, the
Speaker 6: harder it is to maintain that desire. I think that
Speaker 6: there is an element of normal being anxious heading towards
Speaker 6: your wedding. But should you be terrified or should you
Speaker 6: feel like it's a bad decision? I think that they
Speaker 6: are some pretty massive red flags. I wouldn't be recommending
Speaker 6: anyone to go ahead getting married if if overwhelmingly you
Speaker 6: feel like it's a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Good luck Rae with wherever your land and tell us.
Speaker 4: I think we need to follow up on this one.
Speaker 7: I'll keep you updated, okay, so much?
Speaker 2: Right? All right? If you need some advice like that
Speaker 2: a pickup on Instagram, send us a DM and we'll
Speaker 2: have you on the show.
Speaker 4: What would you guys do?
Speaker 2: Oh? She's doing. She needs to leave him. Yeah, it's true,
Speaker 2: she needs to leave him. She's got that feeling she
Speaker 2: needs to go. Sorry, it'll do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think, Yeah, I don't know if I'm
Speaker 6: getting married another Why to come.
Speaker 2: All right after this? Laura, goodness me, you've had a
Speaker 2: poo incident?
Speaker 4: No way, haven't I had?
Speaker 2: Best?
Speaker 6: Look, I had something very embarrassing happened to me in
Speaker 6: a public toilet that may or may not have to
Speaker 6: do with pooh. But that's not the crux of the
Speaker 6: story meage anyway, You'll just have to stick around and
Speaker 6: find out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a poo incident.
Speaker 3: I think that was a po incident.
Speaker 2: And I will discuss Laura's massive issue next at the pickup.
Speaker 2: It's the pickup Thursday, Britt, Laura and Mitch here right now,
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Speaker 6: I've had something very, very embarrassing happened to me this week,
Speaker 6: but it has to do with Molly may So. We
Speaker 6: were at the shopping center and like Marley's very good
Speaker 6: now she's very toilet trained. I've got a three and
Speaker 6: a half year old, I got a two year old.
Speaker 6: Both of them are exceptional at toilet training, and so
Speaker 6: you know, it doesn't matter where you are.
Speaker 4: It's like mummy, you can go to the potty.
Speaker 6: So, you know, especially when you're in a shopping center,
Speaker 6: off you go trying to find the closest because as
Speaker 6: much as they're good at it, you don't have a
Speaker 6: lot of time, right, So anyway, going through the shopping center,
Speaker 6: find the closest public toilets. The only one I knew
Speaker 6: was at the other end of the shopping center, so
Speaker 6: we you know, high tailor, and we get there and
Speaker 6: there's a bit of a line. We have to wait. Anyway,
Speaker 6: it's our turn. We go into the cubicle. Now it
Speaker 6: is a long cubicle, and I have both the kids
Speaker 6: in the cubicle with me. I've got Lola Marley and
Speaker 6: we kind of all take turns. Marley goes first down
Speaker 6: to the toilet.
Speaker 4: So then you want, you know, you wite one, then
Speaker 4: the next one.
Speaker 2: Needs to go and one singular cubicle.
Speaker 6: But it's a really long cubicle, so there's plenty of space.
Speaker 2: The corner suite, you know how the really good corner
Speaker 2: cubicle you can doin es first class.
Speaker 6: Yes, it really was. It's the big one. The door
Speaker 6: is quite far away from the toilet as well, which
Speaker 6: is guys.
Speaker 3: You know those big ones are usually disabled toilet, right,
Speaker 3: you know it's not.
Speaker 6: The first class. This one isn't disabled. It's not because
Speaker 6: it doesn't have any rails on it. It's just really
Speaker 6: long because of the way of the orientation of this bathroom.
Speaker 4: It's at the far.
Speaker 6: End right, but the toilet is long, but the door
Speaker 6: faces the line.
Speaker 2: So she's business class in the toilet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's the premium seats the public toilets. So anyway,
Speaker 6: Marley goes. First, Mum, wipe my balm. Then it's Lola, Mom,
Speaker 6: wipe my mom, do it all. I do the whole job,
Speaker 6: and then I needed to go to the toilet.
Speaker 2: So your barth.
Speaker 4: I'm still waiting.
Speaker 6: Well, so anyway, the kids have finished, I go to
Speaker 6: the toilet. I'm halfway through going to the toilet.
Speaker 3: You eating a pool must be it must be number two.
Speaker 6: Yes, okay, details are not important, But anyway, Marley decides
Speaker 6: that she's had enough of waiting and she just walks
Speaker 6: over to the door and opens it.
Speaker 4: My pants are down around my waist mid the turd.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get up, couldn't each the door, couldn't stop.
Speaker 4: I was like, Marley stopped, Molly, Marley stopped, Marley, don't
Speaker 4: open that door.
Speaker 6: And she slings it, flings it right open, and there's
Speaker 6: a line of people standing right in front of me.
Speaker 6: Two kids just high taylor out to the basin to
Speaker 6: go wash their hands, and this poor lady makes eye
Speaker 6: contact with me, walks over, and then goes, oh, I'll
Speaker 6: help you.
Speaker 4: But you could tell in her mind she was.
Speaker 3: Finally like God please.
Speaker 6: You could tell by the fear in her eyes that
Speaker 6: she didn't know whether to like help me by looking
Speaker 6: after the children or to help me by like closing
Speaker 6: the door and helping me with my dignity. Anyway, she
Speaker 6: grabs the door and she holds the door shut, and
Speaker 6: I can just hear the kids out in the bathroom,
Speaker 6: and she's.
Speaker 4: Like, don't worry, I've got my eye on them. While
Speaker 4: she's holding the door.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I made eye contact with a complete stranger while
Speaker 6: doing a.
Speaker 5: Poop, and then you had to finish the poop while
Speaker 5: she was holding the door.
Speaker 4: I rushed, I rushed, I'm finished it. Anyway, children still.
Speaker 2: Really they do dirty that good, Samaron, if you're listening,
Speaker 2: we'll give you ten thousand dollars going through that process.
Speaker 2: Can we can we give her that money.
Speaker 3: Giving away money?
Speaker 6: We have no money and we're not giving any money away.
Speaker 6: But I do give you my greatest thanks, and to
Speaker 6: everybody else who was in that line. There was about
Speaker 6: five people, and everyone pretended that they didn't see, but
Speaker 6: you all saw.
Speaker 4: And I'm surprised it hasn't come out in Daily Mail yet.
Speaker 2: So good. Okay. We all have a monster in law, right,
Speaker 2: a mother in law that we hate or we've heard story.
Speaker 2: You're the exception to the.
Speaker 4: Rule mother in laws. I don't know heaven.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a mother in law in the in the
Speaker 2: States that has come up with a plan that is
Speaker 2: completely backfired and ended up with her family hating her. Huge.
Speaker 2: That's next on the pick up. It's the pickuprit Laura
Speaker 2: and Mitch. Here, I listen. If you want to go
Speaker 2: to Chemists ware house heading today. They got great savings
Speaker 2: every day. We all have heard that. It's a tailor
Speaker 2: as old as time. Really, the monster in law story,
Speaker 2: your mother in law. You're marrying to a family and
Speaker 2: the mother in law is a true monster.
Speaker 6: I feel like mother in law's get a bad rap.
Speaker 6: I've got a really, really good one, and I expect
Speaker 6: it that they're all terrible.
Speaker 4: But Angel sent from the heavens.
Speaker 2: You're the exception to the rule. Because a mother in
Speaker 2: the US has caused a real stir for her family
Speaker 2: and it's backfired massively on her. So what she's done
Speaker 2: is her son is happily married to a beautiful woman.
Speaker 2: They've got a beautiful baby together. And as this baby's
Speaker 2: grown up, it's about three or four. Now, the baby
Speaker 2: has developed these striking green eyes, and the mother in
Speaker 2: law's gone. Isn't that odd because no one in this
Speaker 2: family has striking green eyes? Daughter in law, you are
Speaker 2: a cheaterh She believes that the daughter in law cheated
Speaker 2: on her son and was unfaithful and had this baby
Speaker 2: to someone else.
Speaker 6: Because green eyes are genetic, right, someone has to have
Speaker 6: green eyes.
Speaker 4: But you can't just have a spontaneous green eyed kid.
Speaker 2: Yes, in order for it to come out, someone in
Speaker 2: the family has to have had green eyes. Yes, Laura, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you've seen the tree. Here is where it gets interesting.
Speaker 2: The daughter in law was so fed up with this
Speaker 2: waffling on from the mother in law that she said,
Speaker 2: screw it, I'm getting a DNA test done. I'm doing
Speaker 2: ancestry dot com. I am proving that I have been
Speaker 2: faithful the entire relationship. So she does, and it comes
Speaker 2: back that the child is in fact her child with
Speaker 2: the husband. But what comes back that no one expected
Speaker 2: was that the mother in law was the original cheater
Speaker 2: all along. And the reason the baby has green eyes
Speaker 2: is because the mother in law cheated and that the
Speaker 2: man's dad is not his actual father.
Speaker 5: Oh so she tried to out the daughter in law
Speaker 5: and outed herself in the process.
Speaker 2: Exactly what idiot. But the family haven't. They've posted this
Speaker 2: to Twitter and gone, what do we do? Do we
Speaker 2: bring it up? Do we confront our grandfather and our
Speaker 2: grandmother who really aren't she's been unfaithful to him? Or
Speaker 2: do we let it sit? I don't know. I think
Speaker 2: I'd leave it and let it go to the grave
Speaker 2: with him.
Speaker 4: Also, how many years has it been?
Speaker 2: Oh, they've been married for forty years and the son
Speaker 2: has just had a new baby, so he's in his thirties,
Speaker 2: so it's been thirty years since you cheated.
Speaker 6: I mean, look, you really don't want to blow up
Speaker 6: your entire family. But at the same time, his dad's
Speaker 6: not his dad?
Speaker 2: Or are you sid Brian?
Speaker 3: I'm really thinking this one through. Why I just wouldn'tant
Speaker 3: to blow the family easily.
Speaker 5: I would talk to the mom, but I wouldn't necessarily
Speaker 5: blow it up and tell the dad because by all
Speaker 5: other means, this man is the dad. He has raised
Speaker 5: him as a dad. We know dads don't need to
Speaker 5: be blood. He's spent his whole entire life raising him
Speaker 5: as a son. So I don't think that that's quite
Speaker 5: the right thing to go and say, like sucking, you're
Speaker 5: not my dad, Like that doesn't make sense because he's
Speaker 5: his dad.
Speaker 3: I would go and talk to the mom, for sure,
Speaker 3: but it's pretty cool.
Speaker 6: But imagine, Britt, imagine if you found out that old
Speaker 6: Tony Hockley wasn't actually your biological father. Would you go
Speaker 6: would you ever have a conversation with your dad or
Speaker 6: would you just go to your mom and be like, hey,
Speaker 6: remember that fun time you had him Barbados? Mom.
Speaker 5: No, that's why I just took so long to answer,
Speaker 5: because I was picturing it if it was my mum
Speaker 5: and dad and my dad, I could find out tomorrow
Speaker 5: my dad is not my dad, and my dad would
Speaker 5: still be my dad. I'm just so obsessed with him
Speaker 5: that anything you could tell me anything about my.
Speaker 4: Dad, I would you feel about your mum though, I'd
Speaker 4: be like, I hope you're.
Speaker 2: But imagine having striking green eyes and then they're being
Speaker 2: like a friend of your mum that also had striking
Speaker 2: green eyes, Gary, Uncle Gary, and you just turn up
Speaker 2: to Christmas. Isn't it odd that I have the exact
Speaker 2: same birthmark on my neck and striking green eyes that
Speaker 2: mum's best friend Gary?
Speaker 4: Has I know.
Speaker 3: Someone that that exact same thing happened to? It wasn't
Speaker 3: Uncle Gary's called Trent the same thing.
Speaker 2: That's calling Trent through. Let's call Trent through. He's got
Speaker 2: some powerful sparm. Let's give it away. All right, we're done,
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Speaker 2: see guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah,