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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nini, Woods and I pitch hundreds of ideas every single week,

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Speaker 2: each of them brilliant, but there's not enough room in

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Speaker 2: the show. Was not after the boys are selling like

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Speaker 2: a democracy sausage on Election Saturday. We are read hot

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Speaker 2: at the moment. There's enough room in this show for

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Speaker 2: all of our great ideas, So the producers give us

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Speaker 2: ten minutes on a Friday to repitch them in our

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Speaker 2: rejected ideas.

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Speaker 3: Green it's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas a. Here we go.

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Speaker 4: You guys, vote for the one you want to hear,

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Speaker 4: because we can only do one.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 4: First because I've got a I've got a bit of

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Speaker 4: a sniff that yours is better than mine this week,

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Speaker 4: So I'm going to get mine out of the way.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you're no.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't say the stinker. It's a hot idea. All

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Speaker 4: my ideas are hot, but yours, yours is bang on. Okay,

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Speaker 4: so mine is can you get an angry seagull on air?

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Speaker 3: So we just put the call out, are you near

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Speaker 3: a seagull? Now? Don't yep?

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Speaker 4: Are you near a seagull, don't do anything harmful to it,

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Speaker 4: but like annoy it, and then.

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Speaker 3: I really want to hear it, like really pissed off

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Speaker 3: on it. That's that's that's my idea. More to it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, nothing more to it? Can I ask a couple

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Speaker 2: of questions about this? It's nearly six o'clock on a Friday.

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Speaker 2: Who the hell is sitting outside next to a seagull

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Speaker 2: listening to us.

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Speaker 3: To find out? I can about to find out.

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Speaker 2: Because I'm an in summer. Sure, you're down the beach,

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Speaker 2: You've got the boys on the wireless radio there, you

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Speaker 2: might have us on the on the little head on

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Speaker 2: the bluetooth there. Who the hell is sitting in the

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Speaker 2: cold in the dark next to seagulls?

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Speaker 3: Are the reason you might be on the way to

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Speaker 3: some sport when you're in your car. Yeah, we'll do

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Speaker 3: his favorite, can't Okay?

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Speaker 2: Just the logistics pice okay?

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Speaker 3: And then yeah, great to hear a pissed off So.

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Speaker 2: Going now, this this phone topic I'm going to pitch

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Speaker 2: has been knocked back by our executive producer, Captain poop Pants,

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Speaker 2: and that's because he's got skid in the game. Here,

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Speaker 2: No poo Pants by name poop pants.

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Speaker 4: But reputation skin skid in the game.

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Speaker 2: Here's the question, even when you pooh your pants and

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Speaker 2: for anyone that's done that, yeah, yeah, yeah. From an

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Speaker 2: outsider's perspective, I I personally, I don't think that that

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Speaker 2: makes you an idiot. I think you actually get raised

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Speaker 2: to legendary status.

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Speaker 4: When I pud my pants at home yep, with my

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Speaker 4: it was my new partner at the time.

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Speaker 3: I put my pants in bed. Yes, yeah, you teased

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Speaker 3: me for weeks on air.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 3: But but what you think I'm a legend now because

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Speaker 3: I pud myself? Do you?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't, So there you go, but legend.

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Speaker 2: But but I think you get a bit of an

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Speaker 3: Did I get an aura? Yeah? No, I know you did?

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Speaker 2: You did? You did? You did? Because it's all of

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Speaker 2: a sudden, I look, look, this is what I want

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Speaker 2: to ask thirty one or six five? Have you shown yourself?

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Speaker 2: That's the first part of it. I need people who

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Speaker 2: have after you did did you become a legend er

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Speaker 2: of villain? Because I think that's an interesting discussion. I

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Speaker 2: think a lot of because obviously, on face value, primer facy,

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Speaker 2: you think you become a villain. You think everyone pays

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Speaker 2: you out for it. But I think Captain poop Pants

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Speaker 2: our ep became a bit of a legend for pooing

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Speaker 2: his pants, didn't you You did?

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Speaker 3: That's the kind of thing you've ever said to me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and did you? I'll take it. Yeah you did?

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Speaker 5: You did?

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Speaker 3: Did it take your relationship to the next level?

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Speaker 2: Certainly made it's more intimate.

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Speaker 5: There we go.

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Speaker 3: I actually agree with that because that happened to me.

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Speaker 2: There we go. All right, Well that's my topic. Can

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Speaker 2: you get a seagull in the airwaves? Or when you

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Speaker 2: shoot yourself? Do you become a legend of a villain?

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Speaker 2: They are the two topics.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Kylie here. I'm sorry, we're going to Selene. Selene,

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Speaker 4: what do you want to hear? The poo pans topic?

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Speaker 4: Or they get a seagull on air?

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Speaker 5: I think the seagull no, one's not going to happen.

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Speaker 3: It's not going to happen.

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Speaker 2: This is the unpopular Tylie, Kylie, We're just we're just

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Speaker 2: rejin there. They might be muddling with the jury over there.

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Speaker 4: I reckon, Kylie, what do you want to hear? Poopan's hero?

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Speaker 4: Or villain or seagull on air?

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Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna have to go seagulls?

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Speaker 2: No, what were you thinking?

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Speaker 5: Kylie?

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Speaker 2: Could you just spare a thought for everyone else that

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Speaker 2: has to listen to the bit? Hang on, Kylie, Kylie,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a choice to rethink this.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to stick with the seagull vote?

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Speaker 5: I think so.

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Speaker 3: I think i'd raither hear.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I's here from Marie can Maybe Marie's got

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Speaker 6: some logic, Marie, would you rather hear the seagull bit

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Speaker 6: or the discussion around legend or villain if you put

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Speaker 6: your pants?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course. Maurice is the only reasonable one in

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Speaker 2: that bank.

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Speaker 4: But a lot of blokes are calling. You can imagine

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Speaker 4: that their few are here. Go Dan, Dan, what are

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Speaker 4: you calling for? You've aggressively called good mate? Do you

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Speaker 4: want to hear something in particular?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, make my twenty first. I was at Kingsford

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Speaker 5: marchas mus kink some two seconds.

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Speaker 3: Are you rolling into a per your pants story right now? Dan?

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Speaker 2: Dan samples, I think we have to go ahead. I

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Speaker 2: think common sense as to prevail. We're not going to

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Speaker 2: get a seagull on it. Dan's already tried to call

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Speaker 2: for the topic. Dan's already tried to call third and

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Speaker 2: one of six five. If you per your pants, are

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Speaker 2: you a legend or a villain? That's what we're taking

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Speaker 2: calls for up next ye and one and six five.

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Speaker 2: If a seagull caller gets through, then we'll let them. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, it's a Friday, that is for sure.

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Speaker 2: Right now, it's our rejected ideas.

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Speaker 6: Okay, great, I think it's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas.

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Speaker 3: It was with a hundred ideas every week.

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Speaker 2: Not all of them can make the show. The producers

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Speaker 2: give us ten minutes to redo our rejected ideas on

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Speaker 2: a Friday today, the people chose your idea. A clause

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Speaker 2: in the Constitution was triggered, which was that will sound awful,

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Speaker 2: and you and I overruled. We don't like overruling, but

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Speaker 2: if the people are voting for hearing seagulls on the radio,

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Speaker 2: that's going to force our hand.

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Speaker 4: And also Dan caught up. He didn't got a vote.

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Speaker 4: He just rolled straight into a poo in his pants stories.

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Speaker 4: But for some reason that that's the discussion. So we're

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Speaker 4: going to go to Dan in a sexment for everyone

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Speaker 4: that's called. The topic that you guys have chopped wall

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Speaker 4: wee shows, which I do think is a cracker, is

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Speaker 4: if you have pooed your pants?

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Speaker 2: Are you a legend or a villain? Because I tend

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Speaker 2: to think obviously, ostensibly yes you're a villain. Everyone rips

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Speaker 2: into you. But then you start to get this aura

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know Scott Morrison, Originally he was an idiot, but

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Speaker 2: now you know the end that mackers. He's a bit

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Speaker 2: of a legend for it.

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Speaker 3: He went up in the polls. It's interesting, isn't it

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Speaker 3: he did.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into it. So Dan, Dan, oh, oh, Dan,

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Speaker 2: you're back fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 5: Fifteen years ago, I pulled a Skimo sales four am

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Speaker 5: on my twenty first way home with the boys sitting

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Speaker 5: in the macas and I thought it was just a

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Speaker 5: sweaty night, so I went in to do a quick

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Speaker 5: courtesy wipe as to wipe the sweaty out, and obviously,

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Speaker 5: first wipe pulled out and there was bloody chocolate moose everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Oh damn, mate, We're done in the details. But quick question,

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Speaker 3: legend a villain?

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Speaker 5: Well legend, because then I ripped undies offered that to

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Speaker 5: flush him down the duney so.

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Speaker 2: Legendary status or I am twenty first Kisman mathot Mackers

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Speaker 2: she is. These stories are going to get hairy. I've

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Speaker 2: just realized, Helen, Helen, you shout yourself, you've heard your pants.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've actually done it for definitely, definitely big status.

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Speaker 1: I did it at work. Oh, and then driving home

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Speaker 1: the other day, I couldn't couldn't make it home, and

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Speaker 1: I did it by driving.

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Speaker 2: Howld you.

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Speaker 1: Three?

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Speaker 5: How far off home were you?

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Speaker 1: About a kilometer?

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Speaker 5: Helen?

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Speaker 3: Did it make you a hero or a villain?

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Speaker 5: Mate? Yes?

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Speaker 1: You are?

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Speaker 6: Helen?

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Speaker 3: Do people give you grete for that?

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Speaker 2: Hell's or what's the story?

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Speaker 1: It's the conversations you come up because it's actually happened

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Speaker 1: more than twice.

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Speaker 2: That we've got time. And then she felt she felt

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Speaker 2: as she could be vulnerable with us. When we accepted her,

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Speaker 2: she was like, horrible, Maybe that can take the full happen.

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Speaker 4: It happens weekly.

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Speaker 3: Boys, shehad myself right now, all right, let's go to Zoe.

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Speaker 3: Finish it up with Zoe.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is so good. We should all

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Speaker 2: showing this all right, legend or villain? If you're put

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Speaker 2: your pants Zoe.

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Speaker 5: Oh legend obviously?

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Speaker 3: Okay, what happens?

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Speaker 5: Start with that? I was in hospital for something unrelated

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Speaker 5: and just thought that my heart is and shut the

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Speaker 5: bed right.

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Speaker 2: So why so why are you a legend rather than

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Speaker 2: a villain for that?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Why would you be a villainy?

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Speaker 3: Well, you're probably a villain to the nurses. They've got

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Speaker 3: to roll in there and clean your bed.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean I can't work. I am going

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Speaker 5: to do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good point, Zoe, you've got tatus?

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Speaker 2: How are you done with that? Why not?

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