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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good morning Patsy, Morning boys, Good morning Jack. Hi you

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Speaker 1: guys very good. Just quickly before we get in today's show,

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Speaker 1: I was just saying new word, Jack, Patsy, you know

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Speaker 1: what the words skidaddle means?

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Speaker 3: Don't you get on your way? Off you go?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I thought this was a well known universal word

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Speaker 1: that isn't old timing in anyway. Yesterday we were dropping

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Speaker 1: our daughter off at college and she was with a

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Speaker 1: group of other fresh face, excitable and slightly overwhelmed eighteen

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Speaker 1: year olds, and I said to her, hey, listening, mum,

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Speaker 1: and are I going to go now? We're just going

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Speaker 1: to skidaddle And she looked at me like skidaddle and

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Speaker 1: I went, everyone knows. I look around these eighteen year

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Speaker 1: olds and they all looked at me like, hey, time traveler,

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Speaker 1: what year have you come from with these crazy old words?

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Speaker 4: I thought, skiddle, yeah, say as well, yes, so we're

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Speaker 4: losing that.

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Speaker 1: From the Some words need protecting, this says to me.

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Speaker 1: And skid out or is another one along with befuddled.

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Speaker 3: Oh I haven't heard that one.

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Speaker 1: Oh, befuddled is a great word when you're confused comes

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Speaker 1: a bit befuddled right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm constantly befuddled, Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 1: So it's a great world. I now know how you're

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Speaker 1: how you're feeling this weekend. Jack and Dinah know right

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Speaker 1: what was the surprise? Friday? You were telling us there

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Speaker 1: was going to be a big surprise when we were

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Speaker 1: speculating where you off to that sex show?

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Speaker 4: And I was desperate to know all of Saturday. I

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Speaker 4: kept asking Banker, please just tell me what it was.

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Speaker 4: It's actually making me feel sick in my stomach not

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Speaker 4: knowing what we were doing.

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Speaker 1: Now, what was it not knowing? Was it worrying about

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Speaker 1: you reacting accordingly and upsetting her?

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Speaker 4: I think it was Honestly, I couldn't think of many

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Speaker 4: moments in my life.

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Speaker 5: I was like, where I have a lack.

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Speaker 4: Of control like that, And it was really making me uncomfortable,

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Speaker 4: not knowing what we would be and not.

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Speaker 5: Knowing what to prepare my body for. And I said

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Speaker 5: that to her, She's like, what do you mean prepare

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Speaker 5: your body for? We're just going out for the night.

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Speaker 5: It's not a big deal.

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Speaker 1: And we were given a bit of a dress code

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she said dress cool and snazzy yep, so dressed

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Speaker 4: in a T shirt and jeans.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen that look like always a T shirt

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Speaker 1: T shirt. Wow.

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Speaker 5: She wouldn't even show me.

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Speaker 4: So we drove and she wouldn't even show me the

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Speaker 4: directions on her phone, so like take left here, you

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Speaker 4: go right right, and until we ended up in Saint

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Speaker 4: Kilda at the Alex Theater. And it wasn't until I

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Speaker 4: was lining up that I realized that we were going

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Speaker 4: to see Cruel Intentions, the nineties musical Oh wow. And

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Speaker 4: I will say I will say it was a bold

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Speaker 4: choice by her because I love music.

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Speaker 1: PENSI had to farmer as a surprise, take out the

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Speaker 1: surprise you ain't going I.

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Speaker 5: Think that's what I think. It was packaging.

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Speaker 1: What a smart way to get what you want. This

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Speaker 1: is going to be an amazing surprise.

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Speaker 3: Package is a gift, but like taking a dog to

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Speaker 1: Yes, we're going out for an amazing trip somewhere.

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Speaker 4: And I started as we got clos from listen to

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Speaker 5: Out of the boot.

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Speaker 4: But I will say I really enjoyed it, so it

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Speaker 4: musicals where they put the house lights up and try

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Speaker 1: We don't want to sing your singing to musical? Is

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Speaker 1: it connected to the movie?

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Speaker 4: Yes, which I've never seen before, So it was that

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Speaker 4: this is one of your favorite movies. Watching the play,

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Speaker 4: I've never seen it before. I don't know anything about it. Wow,

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Speaker 4: but at least the music in it, it's not original songs.

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Speaker 4: It's all nineties those songs that we you know, we

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Speaker 4: no doubt and sing Backstreet boys, that kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: Gold the musical probably why I love this like a

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Speaker 5: I expected suit to be sitting just in the road

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Speaker 1: And did you enjoy it? Was it good?

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Speaker 5: It was really good.

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Speaker 4: The only problems we had one girl sitting next to

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Speaker 5: I love it, I love it, I love it.

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Speaker 4: But then she poured a bit of cold water on

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Speaker 4: it by saying it used to be at the Athenaeum,

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Speaker 4: which is a big, big venue, and now they've brought

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Speaker 5: It's like, what do you mean. She's like, oh, they

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Speaker 4: And they there was more casts and now it's sort

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Speaker 5: Like oh, okay, well we were really this is in

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Speaker 5: the intermission.

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Speaker 1: She was and it was happy with her surprise received.

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Speaker 5: She loved no, well, she was happy with the night.

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Speaker 4: That is her bread and butter, nineties music, getting to

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Speaker 4: dress up and musicals. They're all her favorite things. So

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Speaker 4: she had a ball.

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Speaker 1: So you know what you need to do now return

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Speaker 1: the favor. You need to plan a Jack.

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Speaker 4: Surprise, Yes, but it has then it should be something

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Speaker 4: that I really love.

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Speaker 1: Ye, people go to opening around of the footy or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Bombers Underwoman, Game of the Season.

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Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show. So big weekend for my wife and

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Speaker 1: I and our eighteen year old daughter. We moved her

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Speaker 1: out of home into college accommodation yesterday. I woke up

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Speaker 1: yesterday morning very very activated because all my attention and

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Speaker 1: I was focusing all my energies on two things over

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Speaker 1: the weekend. One hours on making the ultimate playlist for

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Speaker 1: her that I gave her last night. She was okay,

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Speaker 1: she was like, she was like, there's nothing sad on here.

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Speaker 1: There's only it's only up tunes, only up vibes.

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Speaker 5: I'll give us some examples of what was on there.

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Speaker 1: Good ridden's timing life by Green. And then it was

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Speaker 1: about packing all her stuff into the car, so she

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Speaker 1: didn't want my wife and I pack and all that

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Speaker 1: to get this right now, okay, because I'm going to

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Speaker 1: be alone. They're at Universe and you're only forty minutes away.

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Speaker 1: You're know how and we're not dropping it off out

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Speaker 1: in the bush. You know, you're two minutes from a

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Speaker 1: tram stop. It's not You're not going to compete with

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Speaker 4: Way you've been talking about last this week, someone actually

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Speaker 4: asked me, yesday, it's like, where's she going if she's

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Speaker 4: going to be in Alaska or Canada or so, she's

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Speaker 4: twenty five minutes away I think from the CD in

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Speaker 1: So it was a big thing for Mife and I

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Speaker 1: because obviously she's the last to go so you know,

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Speaker 1: he was like, it's not going to be the same

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Speaker 1: even that she can come home from where she wants.

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Speaker 1: So I got up yesterday morning at six am right

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Speaker 1: and started to my wife is like, what do you do?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go and pack the car right now.

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Speaker 1: She was, she doesn't want us leave until ten am.

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Speaker 1: What is a Carnegie be packed at six am? Went,

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Speaker 1: I just want to get used every because there was

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Speaker 1: a lot actually looked like she was never coming back.

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Speaker 1: There was like way too much stuff, way too much stuff.

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Speaker 1: So packed the car up. That was all like half six.

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Speaker 1: She comes down at like half eight and she's like,

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Speaker 1: She said, Dad, we're not leaving for an hour and

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Speaker 1: a half. Please you just slow it all down. Yesterday

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Speaker 1: one hundred and I think it must have been one

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Speaker 1: hundred and eighty two hundred other eight teen year olds,

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Speaker 1: mainly ninety five percent of these kids where she's staying

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Speaker 1: the first time. Whoa, it's like Patsy so like two

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Speaker 1: or three story buildings, bloody jack. Yet there was a

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Speaker 1: lot of but telling you what being around all those

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Speaker 5: They're on the brink of it all.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it could feel there was this nervous chatter. That's

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Speaker 1: there was this nervous chatter there, and you know, kids

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Speaker 1: were trying to suck each other out. Who might be friends,

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Speaker 1: who's a possible threat, who's a bit quiet, who's excavated?

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Speaker 1: Which gang do I look like I belong to that

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Speaker 1: wife was just in her element, just marching through it

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Speaker 1: all and like attracting peech o. Wife left with five

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Speaker 1: new mobile numbers of other moms there, like, there's no

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Speaker 1: you've got time to see all these new women. One

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Speaker 1: of the dads actually said to me that I gotten

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Speaker 1: really well from hour. He just simply said, in a

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Speaker 1: very ausy dad way, there's a really nice meeting. I'm

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Speaker 1: probably never going to see you again. I like the honesty.

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Speaker 1: I really like the honesty. There's no point I was

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Speaker 1: getting phone on us. We're never going to see each

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Speaker 1: it's a bit in a really really nice chat. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: how how are you know? How are you going to

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Speaker 1: be tomorrow morning? I'm not going to be here. You're

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Speaker 1: going to wake up an empty house. She goes. Last week,

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Speaker 1: my wife's strategy in dealing with all this was to

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Speaker 1: wait for this. Imagine it wasn't happening. Now it has,

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Speaker 1: and it's actually it's happened. Right. There's just the two

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Speaker 1: of us, and there were just two plates for dinner

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Speaker 1: last night. Even that was a moment. My goodness is

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Speaker 1: two plates, and I said to my wife, how are

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Speaker 1: you going to be tomorrow morning? She goes, I'm now

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Speaker 1: going to pretend that she's simply gone to earn holiday

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Speaker 1: for a bit. I'm like, look, when do you actually

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Speaker 1: meet reality?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show. On today's show, we got your

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Speaker 1: brand you miss her lyrics at eight this year. No

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Speaker 4: So he's your wife behind you slowly putting things from.

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Speaker 5: This weekend or the weekend?

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Speaker 1: For when?

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Speaker 3: Is it the weekend following weekend?

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Speaker 6: Well no, no, I said, you know what I can

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Speaker 6: I don't know yet, but anywhere I am off and

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Speaker 1: This is how fine?

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Speaker 1: It's all here? You go? You fly sinister, you fly,

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Speaker 6: You know, I don't want to make him push him

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Speaker 3: So that's all right.

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Speaker 1: I was so bad, I asked, I actually don't think

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Speaker 1: with Rod? Is mate? Rod on your way? Love it?

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Speaker 3: It was like, can I adjust? Go already?

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Speaker 1: I'm stunned. I thought after last week Chris is smart

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Speaker 6: Can I just say there's nothing that diamonds can't fix, boys,

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Speaker 1: All right? Time for the good morning minute. This is

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Speaker 8: Do you.

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Speaker 1: All right? Jack and Pats? Are you ready with your

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Speaker 8: We guy?

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Speaker 1: So who's leading? Who's following?

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Speaker 5: That's his leading? I will follow.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps you're ready to lead?

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Speaker 1: Good stuff, Jackie, ready to follow. Let's see. Let's see,

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Speaker 1: Off for their post Jim morning walk in morning, Tim, Wow,

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Speaker 1: another great day at the company, being productive, isn't it good? Morning, Derek.

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Speaker 1: good morning? On my way to work again, Ellie. In Cregbon,

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Speaker 1: After hearing in your news how a third of people

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Speaker 6: So we had to get him to do what they

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Speaker 6: call an orientation stay to see that he fitted the bill,

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Speaker 6: like he had to be.

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Speaker 1: They're auditioning him.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he had to be well behaved enough. And you

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Speaker 6: know he's a big dog, he's a giant.

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Speaker 1: Maybe in the house then well.

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Speaker 6: It's so funny. So he was in a bigger room

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Speaker 6: because he's such a big dog. But they've got instead

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Speaker 6: of a window, they had like a glass sliding door, right,

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Speaker 6: and they went out to him yesterday.

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Speaker 1: More so did he stay the night there?

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Speaker 6: He stayed the night. Had to stay the night. So

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Speaker 6: we can get looking for Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Christmas the fact, do you even think that you've got

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Speaker 3: to jack if.

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Speaker 1: You've got pants? Now, I get it. With dogs, you

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Speaker 1: got to get it sorted down. Always, there's no point

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Speaker 1: book on the holiday.

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Speaker 3: It's like daycare.

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Speaker 6: Now, it's like this coveted spot at this kennel anyway,

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Speaker 6: So they came out yesterday to feed him his breakfast,

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Speaker 6: and he had somehow opened the sliding door and he's

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Speaker 6: like running around.

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Speaker 1: It's massive, yach and listeners, you might be news to

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Speaker 1: the show. They've got a last sue. That big old

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Speaker 1: dog donkey, this marimber Pats, he's got his shoe somehow

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Speaker 1: got out. He just moved his head forward and a

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Speaker 1: wall came.

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Speaker 6: Down, let himself out.

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Speaker 1: Calm at the dog.

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Speaker 3: World, ridiculous.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, when we went to the old place, he did

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Speaker 6: not like being dropped off, like you know, you'd always

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Speaker 6: feel really bad. He'd like go to run back to you,

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Speaker 6: and you feel so guilty.

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Speaker 3: This place.

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Speaker 6: As we're driving down the line driveway, he's like, looking.

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Speaker 1: Back in my mind is like a stately home, isn't

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Speaker 1: it a big tree line sort of like a French avenue,

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Speaker 1: a vineyard out to the left.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like looking at the best Master Presley, Master Presley,

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Speaker 6: your steak is ready.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing he got in. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Back, they're fully booked for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: One of the newman's picking that monstrous hounder. No, we're

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Speaker 1: just double checked. Actually, yeah, fitting back, we're closing down

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Speaker 1: we're also retiring the other ones. You've got a trap

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Speaker 1: record of forcing people into a tie, closing out. We're

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Speaker 1: closing down actually, pot so you're going to look for another.

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Speaker 6: Place now, No, no, this is only the best for

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Speaker 6: our boy. This is going to be I'm hoping. I'm

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Speaker 6: hoping people will.

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Speaker 1: Drop exactly what you are going to do, just drop

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Speaker 1: them off.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, bringing to your place. You've got an empty house.

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Speaker 1: Now, actually spare bedroom, pats I'll give you mates race.

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Speaker 1: A'm taking that.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good luck with that dog situation, Patsy. Obviously we've got

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Speaker 1: a cat and a dog. We have to find like

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Speaker 1: a cattery for Big Larry. I remember in the early

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Speaker 1: part of the New Year this year some friends of

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Speaker 1: ours there were Swiss. They were back home visiting their

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Speaker 1: family back in Switzerland. They got a call from the cattery.

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Speaker 1: Right bear in mind, if you drop your cat off

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Speaker 1: at cattery with Christmas New Year, you're you're way somewhere.

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Speaker 1: And they were like, hey, listen you cat, Bubbles, it's

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Speaker 1: got crite diarya can you come back and get it?

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Speaker 1: And they were like, no, because we've booked it in

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Speaker 1: for three and a half weeks, it's your problem. Then

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Speaker 1: they texted me saying, hey, Bubbles has got squitch. Can

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Speaker 1: you come pick up wrong? And you know what? We

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Speaker 1: saw them Friday and they went, oh, you never applied

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Speaker 1: to that text and my wife My wife was like

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Speaker 1: what text? Didn't know anything about it? And I went,

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Speaker 1: you don't reply to a message like that. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to go and get your squitting cats and then

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Speaker 1: give it a home for two weeks. We so cat's

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Speaker 1: that's not very much, not my problem. My wife was

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Speaker 1: like horrified. They went Christian didn't reply. No, there's no

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Speaker 1: reply needed for something like that. My answer is deafening

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Speaker 1: in silence. No, we just thought you hadn't got it. No,

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Speaker 1: I got it.

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Speaker 5: Oh we got it.

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Speaker 4: How many friends did they go through it before they

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Speaker 4: got a sucker to go?

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Speaker 1: Jack at a sucker the cat place. This job is

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Speaker 1: to look after your cat. I mean, cats must get

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Speaker 1: squits when the cat house clear it up, give the medicine.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whatever you charge an extortion amount for,

533
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Speaker 1: but I mean it's a test of any friendship. One

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Speaker 1: helping someone move to picking up at the airport, picking

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Speaker 1: up a squiting cat and giving it a house for

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Speaker 1: two weeks. Yeah, it's no way, all right, So this

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Speaker 1: morning we're looking for your stories about piffing. Piffing in

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Speaker 1: case you don't know what the word means. It's a

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Speaker 1: great word. To piff something is to throw something. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you threw something at somebody, or somebody threw something at you.

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Speaker 1: This happened last week. I was having a delicious apple

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the afternoon. There's nice crisp ones,

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Speaker 1: you know, and it has this nice acidity to it,

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Speaker 1: right and after its I looked at the apple and

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Speaker 1: I thought, I can't bother to go and put this

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Speaker 1: in a bent. Why don't I open the front door

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Speaker 1: of my house. God not going on at the moment.

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Speaker 1: I don't open the front door of my house and

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Speaker 1: just piff this into the hedge. I thought I might

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Speaker 1: get some cathartic release. Anyway, the shot wasn't that great,

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Speaker 1: and it went over the hedge and into the oncoming

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Speaker 1: path of Mark, or a tired guy who was down

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Speaker 1: the road. It was just innocently walking his dog, and

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Speaker 1: so I saw, you know when you just go, oh God,

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Speaker 1: that's going towards that man. And I went apple, which

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Speaker 1: is in any way an understandable phrase and was like

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Speaker 1: everyone knows the drill. Kids. If you ever hear someone

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Speaker 1: yell apple, someone has piffed an apple for no good

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Speaker 1: reason in the middle of the afternoon.

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Speaker 5: As I calling four at a golf.

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Speaker 1: Course, Yeah, marcolo apple. And then I actually jog over

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Speaker 1: and pick up my apple car and he went, why

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Speaker 1: do you throw that? I went, it's going to throw

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Speaker 1: it in the head. The explanation isn't really an explanation,

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Speaker 1: So hoopiff who?

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Speaker 5: Who piffs?

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Speaker 1: Who?

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Speaker 5: Who piff?

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Speaker 9: Who?

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Speaker 1: Did you pift something? Or was it piff dand you

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Speaker 1: we're looking for your story is now of piffage nine

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Speaker 1: four one four one oh four three. Great email over

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Speaker 1: the weekend from Jodah and Christian regarding a story about

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Speaker 1: the Apple core incident. I have a story that I

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Speaker 1: witnessed at Melbourne Zoo as with my family at the

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Speaker 1: gorilla exhibition. There was a big group of us watching

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Speaker 1: a large gorilla going about his business. As we were

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Speaker 1: viewing him, he stopped. It appeared to be viewing all

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Speaker 1: of us scratching around in the dirt and grass in

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Speaker 1: front of him. He then became quite active and stood up,

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Speaker 1: run across the enclosure and held a clod of mud,

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Speaker 1: not unlike a cricketer. At the crowd. There was a

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Speaker 1: man in the crowd, taller than most and bald. The

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Speaker 1: gorilla loved the clod of mud, and it landed on

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Speaker 1: this man's head perfectly, like a wig, like a two page.

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Speaker 1: Everyone was incredulous and looking round at the now not

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Speaker 1: bald man. Everyone just started love. That's the only way, spot,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. I believe there's I'm with you anyway. Oh

589
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Speaker 1: my god, look at that slamped over there, this fun Christian.

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Speaker 1: He treated us as the exhibit rather than the other

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Speaker 1: way around. He piffed a wig, a mud wig and

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Speaker 1: a board man. That comes from. What a thing to see.

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Speaker 1: If you've been lucky enough to see some of that,

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Speaker 1: you never unsee it. Even on a tough day. You

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Speaker 1: can just recall that memory of Grina and it landing

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Speaker 1: perfectly on a board man's head. Jack, you've got a

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Speaker 1: piffage story.

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Speaker 4: I've still got to fix a piffing gone wrong from

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Speaker 4: months ago. Now would have been last year that I

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Speaker 4: was cleaning up Luna's dog poos in the backyard in

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Speaker 4: one of the dog bags.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, you stopped asking dad to come around and

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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was doing it like I've grown up doing

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Speaker 4: it myself. And I thought, instead of walking up to

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Speaker 4: the bin to put it in, why did I throw

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Speaker 4: it down the driveway and.

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Speaker 5: Then it'll be there next I be in the general

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Speaker 5: area like a shot put or something from.

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Speaker 4: The backyard, and piffed it down the driveway. But it

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Speaker 4: gave it too much of an underarm. And it's on

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Speaker 4: the roof.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, not finger on the roof. You go turn

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Speaker 1: on the roof.

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Speaker 5: It's turned on.

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Speaker 1: The roof visible from the It's so confusing if I

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Speaker 1: walk past house like so it's the dog up on

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Speaker 1: the roof with its owner and they were responsible, and

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Speaker 1: he's put it in the bag and just thought someone

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Speaker 1: will pick this up, and so get around to it.

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Speaker 1: Just say one of those fluffy ones. They get all fluffy.

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Speaker 5: It's concealed.

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Speaker 1: How can you sleep at night? Sax is going to

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Speaker 1: come with You can slip on.

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Speaker 2: That Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Looking for your piffed stories. You throw something so they

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Speaker 1: being thrown at you on nine four one four one

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Speaker 1: oh four three, Come on into Lucy Lang. My mother

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Speaker 1: in law lobbed a whole cake out of the window.

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Speaker 1: This story is so can I get the rage? My

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Speaker 1: mother in law lobed a whole cake out the window

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Speaker 1: after baking it because my father in law, her husband

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Speaker 1: didn't want any because he was too full, so she

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Speaker 1: threw the whole thing out the window. And then she

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Speaker 1: got even angrier because she hadn't saved us out apiece.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes the person we hurt the most as ourselves, Tracy,

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Speaker 1: my great Dane's tail piffed absolutely everything off my coffee

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Speaker 1: table once, include my great grandmother's favorite porcelain duck. Abby,

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Speaker 1: I piffed like I've never before, a hot dog from

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Speaker 1: the grandstand, and an umpire in the late eighties. Still

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Speaker 1: the most terrible cool I've ever seen it. A game

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Speaker 1: Let it go, Abby, Shane Christian. I've been on a

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Speaker 1: long haul flight just landed whilst waiting to right in

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Speaker 1: that phrase of a deep plane cabin doors check, I

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Speaker 1: opened the chocolate muffin they'd given out as a small breakfast.

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Speaker 1: I opened it a lot too hard and aggressively, because

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Speaker 1: it got piffed across the plane and hit another passenger

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Speaker 1: about eight ropes away in the head. Come ours at

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Speaker 1: a theme park in Queensland and a small group of

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Speaker 1: visitors who are being showing how to throw a native

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Speaker 1: wooden spear at a haybell. Christian was the first to throw,

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Speaker 1: much to my horror, my spear. So what are you

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Speaker 1: thinking letting untrained people with spearce My spare somehow hit

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Speaker 1: the bell, bounced backwards and struck the le person next

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Speaker 1: to me thankfully bounced off the bell kind of sideways

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Speaker 1: and lost a little momentum, so didn't seriously into the

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Speaker 1: person at all. This is a flesh wound. Shit be right,

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Speaker 1: and the group were understandably shocked. Let's take some calls

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Speaker 1: now you're piffing stories, Brad, good morning.

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Speaker 8: Hello. Yeah, I was up at my wiler and we're

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Speaker 8: at the local the school fair, and the dunk machine

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Speaker 8: was there. Brendan Favala was on the dunk machine and

663
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Speaker 8: all the little kiddies were having to go trying to

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Speaker 8: knock him in. But one kid hit the disc but

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Speaker 8: the tennis ports didn't hit it hard enough to put

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Speaker 8: him in and the balls rolled out through the crowd.

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Speaker 8: I was about twenty meters away on an angle, picked

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Speaker 8: it up, threw it one in one hundred shot, hit

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Speaker 8: the disk. He went in the crowd erupts and he

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Speaker 8: come out and he's like, oh, you didn't pay, And

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Speaker 8: I went up and put ten bucks in.

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Speaker 1: A great story. I love the way if you called

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Speaker 1: the game as well as like a cricket commentary.

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Speaker 8: It was the best ten bucks I've ever spent.

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Speaker 1: A dream shot as well. Well done, Brad, Brad, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for story mate, very funny. Have a

677
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Speaker 1: good day you two. Brook. Good morning, Brook, Good morning. Okay,

678
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Speaker 1: so what's your piffing story for us this morning?

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Speaker 9: It was just this Saturday, just going on the weekend.

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Speaker 9: I was taking my son into soccer training and he

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Speaker 9: was eating a nectarine. I just made a freshly brewed

682
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Speaker 9: cup of tea and my team is huge and it's

683
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Speaker 9: sitting in the middle console. Jack eating his nectarine, put it,

684
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Speaker 9: left half of it and said here, what should I

685
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Speaker 9: do with this? And I said, just throw it out

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Speaker 9: the window. So he went round down the window the

687
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Speaker 9: whole way, gifted as hard as he could, and I

688
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Speaker 9: hit the inside of the car just above the window frame,

689
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Speaker 9: rebound into my cup of tea.

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Speaker 5: I think it's a lesson for you both.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the amount of discarded nectarines you see after Saturday

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Speaker 1: morning sport around where I lived, where it's other parents

693
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Speaker 1: just CA's just check out on the streets here.

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Speaker 8: Ver nice.

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Speaker 1: It's just a wash of them around some near ovals

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Speaker 1: and public spaces and that discarded nectaries. Yeah, all right, listen, Brook,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much the story. Let's go to soone. Now,

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Speaker 1: good morning, Sue.

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Speaker 10: Why how are you?

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Speaker 1: We're good too? Who did who piff? Two?

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Speaker 10: I piffed a raw sausage over two backyards onto someone's

702
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Speaker 10: garage roof. And when I went around to sort of

703
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Speaker 10: say sorry, they laughed about it. And we've been best

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Speaker 10: friends for over thirty years.

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Speaker 1: Now, what great story. Maybe tomorrow we do How did

706
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Speaker 1: you meet your friend? What do you actually say? So, hey, sorry,

707
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Speaker 1: there's a my sausage is on your roof.

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Speaker 10: There was a carpoard actually, and they were having this

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Speaker 10: family do in the carport and they heard the sausage

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Speaker 10: and we kind of went around rather embarrassed and said, yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 10: that was me. But we all laughed and yeah.

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Speaker 9: She's my best friend.

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Speaker 5: Why did you throw it?

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Speaker 10: I had another person with me and she dared me

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Speaker 10: to do It's christians Apple.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no explanation that's actually possible. Why you did it?

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Speaker 10: But luckily it's got over, so over two backyards were

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Speaker 10: the wits of two backyards onto the garage, onto the

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Speaker 10: roof path.

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Speaker 5: That so pretty good throw impressive.

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Speaker 1: Do you know maybe we need to see how far

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Speaker 1: could someone actually piff a sausage. I'm not leaving this idea.

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Speaker 7: This is true.

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Speaker 1: Snags in the Air.

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Speaker 2: The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: So big weekend in my house and our eighteen year

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Speaker 1: old daughter, our youngest daughter, Lois, last one to move

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Speaker 1: out yesterday after college, and the highlight of my weekend

729
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Speaker 1: actually was Saturday afternoon. I said I'd like to cook

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Speaker 1: you a special kind of going away dinner, and then

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Speaker 1: she said, look, I'd love to do that with you.

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Speaker 1: So we cooked together, we went like listening to music.

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Speaker 1: It was really really nice. However, what was also really

734
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Speaker 1: nice is as we're going to get the ingredients just

735
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Speaker 1: to have one last big row about something dumb together

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Speaker 1: and she was driving and she starts telling me about

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Speaker 1: how dogs can perform CPR and you know, most of

738
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Speaker 1: the time has it done. I'm very laid back. I

739
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Speaker 1: don't take the bites. I just sort of go okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sort of man's baby this one.

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Speaker 1: I've got to be honest. I was just like, right,

742
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Speaker 1: there's just no way. But we got into as you're aboutually,

743
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Speaker 1: I start recording because I thought she's gonna be going

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Speaker 1: on about this for a couple of minutes. She's not

745
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Speaker 1: going to back down about she's seen something on TikTok

746
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Speaker 1: about a dog doing CPR on a human.

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Speaker 3: People, dogs can do this.

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Speaker 1: She also started to refer to me as people. Recently,

749
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Speaker 1: we've moved on from do now to just a generic people.

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Speaker 1: It's just me people.

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Speaker 2: Dogs can do this.

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Speaker 7: It would not get enough power into the chest to

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Speaker 7: do CPR.

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Speaker 1: Why why you didn't give me this a serious response

755
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Speaker 1: about power through the chest.

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Speaker 7: People, dogs can do this. It would not get enough

757
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Speaker 7: power into the chest to do CPR. Dogs. There's no

758
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Speaker 7: way I agree that dog.

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Speaker 11: Could not save someone's life with CPR.

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Speaker 12: However, if you collapse and the ambulance is because you've

761
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Speaker 12: got something on your wrist that'said pulling the ambulance, and

762
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Speaker 12: your dog stops jumping up and down on you just

763
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Speaker 12: because it's worrying, Oh my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 5: You guys like that, Oh.

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Speaker 1: By you think that well, I hope they're gonna get

766
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Speaker 1: a university. They can teach you about the sort of

767
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: stuff can't do CPR. The kids smart enough to get

768
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Speaker 1: into university, and I'm gonna do criminology. And then she

769
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Speaker 1: seen someone on TikTok. She showed me the video when

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Speaker 1: we got to this to the supermarket, and it was

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Speaker 1: someone explaining how this is gonna work, and the person

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Speaker 1: who's and the person the trainer says, this person who's

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Speaker 1: going to be the stooge. You pretend to collapse right now,

774
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Speaker 1: and the dog, if you see, and then she goes

775
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Speaker 1: right the way, You'll need to be holding some ham

776
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Speaker 1: So the only way you're getting revived the dogs just

777
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Speaker 1: jumping and go and gimme release that hand.

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Speaker 5: If you're going down, grab some polcats on the way.

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Speaker 1: So if you're within crawling distance when you have your

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Speaker 1: he attack of a deli, this is great. But anyway

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Speaker 1: she's she's now found an article.

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Speaker 11: I named Leo, I'm learn how to perform CPR for

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Speaker 11: his owner, Emily Anderson. Anderson, who works as an e

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Speaker 11: R nurse and a dog talk the perfectly trained pup

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Speaker 11: to jump up and down on American's chest and listen

786
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Speaker 11: to breathing every day.

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Speaker 7: He totally amazes me.

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Speaker 1: A dog can't do CPRT to stick into my gun.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing more to say as a parent. The amount

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Speaker 1: of things you'll be stunned at you never thought you'd

791
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Speaker 1: ever have to seriously say in your life. That is

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Speaker 1: another new one, right on the cusp of her moving out.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe much she's saying to my eighteen year

794
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Speaker 1: old daughter. A dog can't perform CPR. So I just

795
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Speaker 1: want to double check, though, because I'd hate to be wrong.

796
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Speaker 1: I'm happy to go and see it today. Go hey,

797
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Speaker 1: I know you've only me that house. I'm just gonna say, sorry,

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Speaker 1: turns out dogs, But in my mind, there's simply no

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Speaker 1: way they would have enough power to do the chess compressions. Sure,

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Speaker 1: but she was adamant she's seen something on TikTok and

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Speaker 1: that's where they get the truth from. So I don't

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Speaker 1: know if we've got any trained first daiders or there's

803
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Speaker 1: any any sort of paramedics listening right now that can

804
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Speaker 1: please just back me up. Surely a dog cannot fuck

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Speaker 1: but I'm saying this, a dog can perform CPR.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Over the weekend, Masha get into a argument with my

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Speaker 1: eighteen year old daughter, which is a shame on the

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Speaker 1: eve of her moving out. Yesterday. She was trying to

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Speaker 1: tell me with a dog and that a dog can

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Speaker 1: do CPR, and I was having none of it.

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Speaker 11: People don't can do this.

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Speaker 7: It would not be to get enough power into the

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Speaker 7: chest to do CPR. Dog. There's no way I agree that.

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Speaker 11: Dog save someone's life with CPR.

816
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 12: However, if you collapse and the ambulance is because you've

817
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 12: got something on your wrist, that said pulling the ambulance

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Speaker 12: and your dog stops jumping up and down on you

819
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Speaker 12: just because.

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Speaker 3: It's worrying, Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: You guys like that, Oh boy, you think Well, hopefully

822
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Speaker 1: were gonna get a university they can teach you about

823
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Speaker 1: this sort of stuff. Dogs can't do CPR. Someone has

824
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Speaker 1: sent me a video Christianity is saying, is it Tony

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Speaker 1: christian I was skept school listener this this morning. I

826
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Speaker 1: agree with you, And then I google it and there's

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Speaker 1: a BBC video here, and it's a video of a stocky,

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Speaker 1: powerful little dog running in a IR dummy lying on

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Speaker 1: the ground. It jumps on his belly twice and then

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Speaker 1: just has to lie down next to It's not CPR.

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Speaker 5: It's not getting enough push.

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Speaker 1: Those front legs. Guys, Christian and the Morning think about this.

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Speaker 1: It would depend on the size of the dog. My

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Speaker 1: dog is sixty two kilos and it hurts me. He

835
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Speaker 1: just steps on my toes. If he jumped on me,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he could bring me back for the dead.

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Speaker 1: How about Patsy's dog, it's massive. Larry, your cat's pretty chunky,

838
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Speaker 1: that cat. If I'm going he's just putting a pillow

839
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Speaker 1: over my face and go oh and all you can

840
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Speaker 1: eat buffet. Lying on the floor at Larry level, he's

841
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Speaker 1: not doing anything. Wayne, Good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 7: Hell are we Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We're good? So Wayne understanding used to be a first responder.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, correct, emergency response responder, first responder so unfortunately to

845
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Speaker 13: CBR and a lot of people over my time. Good

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Speaker 13: and bad. So with babies, you use two fingers on

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Speaker 13: the chest. So as long as there's a regular feat

848
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Speaker 13: to the heart until ambulances arrived. It can be done

849
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Speaker 13: to a human or middle aged person, not a very

850
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Speaker 13: thick set person. As long as there is pressure put

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Speaker 13: on to the chess cabinat in a regular pattern. It

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Speaker 13: is possible.

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Speaker 1: You have got to be kidding me. This is gonna hurt.

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Speaker 13: So I guarantee you. I guarantee you. You are a

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Speaker 13: policy to your door. And the worst thing is my

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Speaker 13: kids are embarrassed, and solicitors and ones in the Department

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Speaker 13: of Justice also right, And it is possible. I have

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Speaker 13: these conversations with my kids and it springs me out.

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Speaker 13: It's not the only dad who it's probably.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying that a dog could.

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Speaker 5: Baby.

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Speaker 4: You're a weak person, and how often is your baby

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Speaker 4: going to be in trouble that you go, hey, let

864
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Speaker 4: the dog take.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully there'd be someone real close to that baby rather

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Speaker 1: than a dog babysitter.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian, Hang on a minute here, dogs and CPR. CPR

869
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Speaker 1: stands for cardio cardio pulmonary resuscitation. So everyone forgetting the

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Speaker 1: pee bit. It's not just a chest compressions that the

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Speaker 1: dog would have to do. You're breathing for the casual

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Speaker 1: tea as well. Tell me how a dog gets his

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Speaker 1: mouth over the casualty's mouth and forms a good seal

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Speaker 1: and gets air into them. I reckon. Most dogs will

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Speaker 1: be physically incapable, even if you could train them to

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Speaker 1: do it. Also, dog breath might bring you back to life. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: there's some Simon Colin, who is a registered paramedic instructor. Christian,

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Speaker 1: do not listen to the previous caller. Don't worry. We weren't.

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Speaker 1: It is not in the public interest or patient's interest

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Speaker 1: to allow dogs to do CPR. They cannot do effective CPR.

881
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Speaker 1: If you just tuned in. My daughter was trying to

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Speaker 1: tell me the weekend that she saw something on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: We got into a serious argument. She said that dogs

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Speaker 1: can do CPR, collins are paramouts that they cannot do

885
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Speaker 1: effective CPR. It's as simple as that. Three things in

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Speaker 1: need a depth of compression, rays of compression, full recoil

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Speaker 1: off the chef to after compression. Without these, it does

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Speaker 1: not work. A dog cannot give you rescue breathing Colin,

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Speaker 1: I'm taking that to my daughter. I'm sending you, mister.

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Speaker 2: John Christian o'connells show go on podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's just another mishard Monday.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's miss hurd lyrics. Every Monday on a show

893
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Speaker 1: we go through your miss her lyrics as we play

894
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Speaker 1: them back. If we agree what you think you're mishearing,

895
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: you'll hear this. If you playing the mac and we

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Speaker 1: don't agree, are the really great ones come on in

897
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Speaker 1: this Hall of fame? Last week there were two Hall

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Speaker 1: of Famous. Grant got one for Van Hayden's Little Guitars

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Speaker 1: Etcher Sketch Etcher, Sketch canch and young correspondent Jack Post

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Speaker 1: got one for Phil Collins. Don't lose my number, Oh

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Speaker 1: Billy Jupiter Jupiter. All right, we got some Brandie wants here.

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Speaker 1: First of all, Darren's got this song Hammerhead by James Rain.

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Speaker 1: Original line be my purifier, you really or is James

904
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Speaker 1: Rain saying be my urine? Fire? You really fire? He's

905
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: he's really leaning into it as well, you really fire? Christian.

906
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,840
Speaker 1: It's comes from Ryan Monroe. Christian. I hear the ex

907
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Speaker 1: U n General Secretary's name in this song of the

908
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Speaker 1: Strokes Barely Legal. Original line by the Strokes is together

909
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Speaker 1: again like the beginning, Paul, can you hear it? Kofe

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Speaker 1: and Ann former UN Secretary General together again like Kofee

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Speaker 1: and Nan. Yes, yes, great recoil to know the great

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Speaker 1: Man Kofee and Nann haven't heard that name in years?

913
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Speaker 1: When was he running the un It's quite a year

914
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 1: two thousands, isn't it. Kofee and Nann. The joy when

915
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Speaker 1: you misheard that must have been huge, Ryan, Hall of Fame,

916
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: great work, Thank you very much, Ryan. Matt cook Sener

917
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 1: almost fire by John Park original line, I can hear

918
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Speaker 1: the music playing, I can see the banners fly. Or

919
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: is John Pass saying I can hear the music playing,

920
00:43:55,600 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: I can see the pandas fly, Yes, that is there

921
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 1: a Matt Chris has got Madonna el Bonita. Last night

922
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:19,840
Speaker 1: I dreamt of San Pedron Agenda se or was Mydonna

923
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: dreaming of some nice calms? Last night? I dreamt of

924
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Speaker 1: some bagels. Yes, night Adgenda some definitely Yeah, that's their

925
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 1: well done, that's night Adgenda Sante Chris, well done. And

926
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: finally got this one from Jordan Empire. State of mind,

927
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: Alicia Key seeing my face in lights or my name

928
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Speaker 1: or marquis found down on Broadway?

929
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Speaker 14: My face night, it's on my name. A monkey's found

930
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Speaker 14: down on Broadway.

931
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Speaker 1: It's in there. You hear monkeys in there? I did

932
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: see my face? Or is it seeing my face? In

933
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: lights on my name or monkeys down and Broadway.

934
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 14: Sema fin, it's on my name, A monkey's found.

935
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: It's there, see my facing lights and my name or

936
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 1: monkeys either's good.

937
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 14: Sea face, it's on my name, A monkey's found down

938
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Speaker 14: on wrong?

939
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Speaker 1: Where have we never heard before? Suddeny, it's crystal clear?

940
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Speaker 1: The clowns are parted? Thank you Jordan, well done. But

941
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Speaker 1: the best one today is bringing about the name of

942
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Speaker 1: the great Kofe and nad. Thank you very much everyone

943
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Speaker 1: for us sending me you miss her lyrics every day.

944
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Speaker 1: You email me whenever you miss here one Christian at

945
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell dot com.

946
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Speaker 2: Today Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

947
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: I need you have this week. I need your help

948
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: them finding some better language. I will not identify. Although

949
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,720
Speaker 1: my wife and I do find ourself in a situation

950
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: after dropping off our eighteen year old daughter at college yesterday,

951
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: last one to leave home. We are technically empty nesters.

952
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: But I don't like that phrase. It's miserable, it's bleak,

953
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 1: it's reductive, it's anti joy, and so I'm looking for

954
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: better phrase and alternative to being empty nesters. What is

955
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 1: this period? Now? What is it? Patsy, what do you

956
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: think I.

957
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 6: Reckon it's time for your second honeymoon. I reckon your

958
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 6: second honeymoon. It's because you've got this new found freedom.

959
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 6: And let's face it, you could walk around the house

960
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 6: nude at lunchtime and no one would care because.

961
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 1: As she my wife would, she'd find that objectionable. She's

962
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: gonna put some pants on. What are you up to?

963
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 5: It's lunchtime?

964
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: Much time? You're right, Actually I'm really hungry blood sugars now.

965
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 6: Actually, this new found freedom you yesterday?

966
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: So we came back about half three, and you know

967
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: what we did. We tidied the garage. How is that

968
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: a second honeymoon? It's not first tiny moon. Don't go

969
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: around tidy. They destroy the garage. We tidy the garage. Why,

970
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 1: because we're avoiding our feelings. Let's put the suitcases away.

971
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: There's nothing happening here.

972
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 5: I agree with Patty. You're gotta embrace the freedom. Yes,

973
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,240
Speaker 5: you don't have any responsibilities.

974
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's always responsibilities. Yesterday evening, the eldest daughter

975
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: called hysterical Dad. There's row Serrich coming out the wall

976
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: and the toilet. I went, and you call me. I've

977
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,879
Speaker 1: probably caused the damage. You call the emergency plumber. I'm

978
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: literally not what awful. I was also two things. Call

979
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: emergency plumber right now, call the landlord and get out

980
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,480
Speaker 1: the house. But for sure, don't call me. Why are

981
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: you calling me? Hang up? Hang hang up? All right?

982
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: Some of the suggestions from you guys. He's alternatives to

983
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 1: being empty nesters. Freelancers. This is a term when I left.

984
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: I love freelances.

985
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,120
Speaker 5: My new favorite.

986
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: Choose your own right, You're right, You're right. I'm a consultant,

987
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: dad now, just doing a few hours here. I file

988
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 1: my findings and reports and they go, yeah, well leave

989
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: it on my desk either port my I love freelancers.

990
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Ameritus parents. I don't really, we

991
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: don't really. I think this means form or something. It's

992
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 1: two parts from me Johnny with released hostages, Christian. I

993
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: do understand that I do feel a bit different today.

994
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: Right as much as I'm going to miss her so much,

995
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: I do feel a bit like even this morning, I

996
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: stood at the front of the house breathing in freedom.

997
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: Something different about me.

998
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 5: You hadn't looking for you today, Like Andy when he's

999
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 5: in the warden's office with.

1000
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: Christian We refer to us. Our youngest left last year,

1001
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: so I know what you're going through. We refer to

1002
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: ourselves now as grown up parents. It never lasts for long.

1003
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: They keep coming back or ringing you about raw sewage

1004
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: coming out the wall. Jimmy four Fridges. I really miss

1005
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: my two boys, but it's nice to have food in

1006
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: the fridge that lasts longer than three days, although I

1007
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 1: would swap it in a heartbeat. That comes from Jimmy

1008
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: and Kate POD's parents on demand. Yes, Pods is good

1009
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: and freelancers. Thank you.

1010
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1011
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: Christian, you're now the fallback team. Whenever the kids stumble,

1012
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: they always know they can count you for support, can they.

1013
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 4: It's still not a very positive mesa fallback team.

1014
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: It's a military term, the benchwarmers, incursions owners. Christian is

1015
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: mail here passes right. Get Nude. I now walk. It's

1016
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Speaker 1: a new thing we're doing this week. Get news. Christian

1017
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 1: is mail here. I now walk around my house nude

1018
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: all the time, at my two sons and no longer

1019
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: with us anymore. And I've changed his bedroom into my

1020
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: dressing room. It's great, Christian. What's an alternative to empty

1021
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: nesters swingers. No, Tim, well you're already naked. Yes, Instead

1022
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: of empty nesters, maybe you could call it middle aged rebels.

1023
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: We sold out the garage yesterday. There's nothing rebellious about it. Christian.

1024
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: What about freedom father and emancipated my that's when you

1025
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: divorce relations rim. That's even Chris. You've now given me

1026
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: a worse phrase now than empty nesters. Hey, christ and

1027
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: how are the kids? Well, I'm a freedom father and

1028
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: this is my wife. She's an emancipated mother. They sound

1029
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:24,399
Speaker 1: like a cult all right. Time wast today. A lot

1030
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,359
Speaker 1: of pet talk on the show today. Who knew it's

1031
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 1: actually World Pet Day. Here's some results of the six

1032
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars pet senses. So that's been done. Six

1033
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:39,799
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. Dogs are the most expensive animal to own,

1034
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: with owners spending on average sixteen hundred bucks a year

1035
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: on our dogs.

1036
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,399
Speaker 5: Still pretty cheap. I compare that to a child.

1037
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 3: I love that they return as well.

1038
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: Your only comparison is to a child. Well, we just

1039
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: found dead of the year. A simple dog flat would

1040
00:50:56,680 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 1: do for Gordon to get himself to nursery bowl for

1041
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: some food and water. The most common dog and cat name.

1042
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 5: I just think it is Ralph Luna.

1043
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah I knew your word. Oh how numb the hipster?

1044
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: Really yeah, you're not a freedom father. The most common

1045
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: dog and cat name is Lumina, the most common reptile

1046
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: name was squirt, and the most common bird name. Come

1047
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: on Australia, use your imagine, chuck. All right, so today

1048
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 1: what are we doing. We're looking for your pet celebrities.

1049
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: Sometimes his job is odd. You know. We got a

1050
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,280
Speaker 1: message now you can't because you just have too many questions,

1051
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,479
Speaker 1: you know, especially I speak here as a freedom father.

1052
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 1: When I saw it yesterday was it's like what do

1053
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: we a grieve for the outwort time wers? And I

1054
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 1: saw the message from producer of saying pet celebrities as

1055
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,160
Speaker 1: if it was of course, that's what you do on

1056
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: a radio show's just to send your celebrities as pets.

1057
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: That's it. It's the old radio one O one John Hamster.

1058
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 4: See it's that easy jack Yak gold, come on pet, No,

1059
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 4: I'm taking that back.

1060
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: No yack owners corn in now, I bet there are

1061
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: yak owners, very lovely little yak in a cage somewhere.

1062
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: Douc Norris Gold al Pacaccino gold, Sigourney Beaver, no pet

1063
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: as a kid, I had a pet beaver, show.

1064
00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 5: Us photos my pet beaver.

1065
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 1: Let's leave it, Madam silver cat damon no catam up

1066
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: and down Sigourney Beaver should have got gold BLUs should

1067
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 1: be raining money right now, Jackie Boy, will you got

1068
00:52:57,560 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 1: pet celebrities Ship Susan s.

1069
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's good gold Angelina Colley god as well, Robert

1070
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 15: Downboy Junior e s a little bit hacky there and

1071
00:53:12,719 --> 00:53:15,319
Speaker 15: Vet Middluf Gold plus.

1072
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: You have some cash? All right? If you get a

1073
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: gold plus, you win two hundred dollars in cash thanks

1074
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 1: to dream hone Art Union text us in now then

1075
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: pets celebrities, oh four seventy five three one oh four

1076
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: three and does anyone have a pet beaver or yak

1077
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 1: on nine four one four one four.

1078
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 2: Three Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

1079
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 1: Time Wasted Today, we're looking for your pet celebrities. Everyone

1080
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: getting a gold plus? When's two hundred dollars in cash

1081
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 1: thanks to dream Home Art Union. Jack you by, you're

1082
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: ready to mark, Let's do it all right? Pet celebrities

1083
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 1: Lady Glah.

1084
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, but not really a pet silvera.

1085
00:53:57,719 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 3: Some people have pet glass.

1086
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: Absolutely, we had a.

1087
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 3: Pit cocky growing up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, cocky two you can imagine, but not a glass.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, spaniel day Lewis. That's added a word. Undanny

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Speaker 1: Powell Joe Cocker Spaniel silver, Barack Olama, yeah, gold plus.

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Speaker 1: There is a lama, isn't there in North Melbourne called

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00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:27,919
Speaker 1: Barack Olama? Yeah? Yep. Someone called the show a couple

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00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: of years ago, five or six years ago about a

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00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: lama in Fitzroy would be Hipstersville cooled Barack Olama. I'm

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00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,920
Speaker 1: pretty sure they've got one. Rio. Get back to you,

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00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:47,279
Speaker 1: Brad Pittbull silver, Will Ferrett gold, Burmese Theron instead of

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00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 1: Chinese there on Burmese, Jess Reese with a spaniel silver plus,

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00:54:55,880 --> 00:55:00,960
Speaker 1: Tim were done, Jerbilly Idol Gerbilly Idol Gold, Mel Gibbon.

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Speaker 5: You have not really a pet silver.

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00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: So when you run a pet shop over there with

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00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: a suddenly done ard.

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Speaker 2: Really a pet.

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00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: We're asking to do pet celebrities. What's the logic in that?

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00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: Lama del rey O gold plus someone's loosened up.

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00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:25,919
Speaker 5: No, but Lama, you can have a pet.

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00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: Sheila Wolf. They don't bracket here, Sheila Boof. You know,

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00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: Transformer fella that actually put it transformer fellow got it gap,

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00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mike Python. You can actually imagine him saying

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00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: it like that. Sorry the name Mike Python. Give him

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Speaker 1: O my god. It's not really a pet though.

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00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 5: As a pet then you can have a beaver as

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00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:52,279
Speaker 5: a pet, and you can have a y.

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00:55:53,000 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 1: Anything can be a pet. Samuel L. Quackson Silver was

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Speaker 1: gold plus, John Miawi camp Bronze, Dave Grown silver, Some

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00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: Little Dean is eleven is of Sick today from.

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00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 5: Stilts Silver Plus.

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Speaker 1: It's a dark old art today And that was the

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00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: last one there. We've actually got a surplus of money

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00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: now because you only gave out like two lots of

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00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: the today. Oh well, what do we find out about

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00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:31,399
Speaker 1: Barack Olama? Rio?

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00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 5: No, it's absolutely nothing on Google.

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Speaker 1: You know, I remember.

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00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 5: Ringing Bell. You have to go into the show archives

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Speaker 5: after this. He was a man who walked his lama

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00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 5: through the streets of fitz That's right.

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00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:48,280
Speaker 1: Someone will know something about this right now about Alama

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Speaker 1: in North Melbourne. I think Fitzroy called Barack Olama.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shown podcast.

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00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,879
Speaker 1: Wanting to Kirsty Christian Tower Jack, I have a pet,

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00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 1: Glar Helen Clunes. Our neighbor has a pet goala called Mooney.

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00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 1: They've had him for over fifteen years now. Now on

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00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 1: such as of Barack Olama, I was right. We have

1134
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: talked about whether or not this is fact talk fiction

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00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:15,399
Speaker 1: about Alama in North Melbourne. Corback Olama and I found

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00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: the original email from twenty nineteen first year of the show,

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Speaker 1: twenty fourth of July twenty nineteen from a guy called

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00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: Brian Maguire Christian, I need to sell you to set

1139
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: on an argument. A few years ago, my best mate

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00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: Pole emigrated to Melbourne from Scotland. He's now living in Gelong.

1141
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: He's back in Scotland for a few week visiting family

1142
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: and we found ourselves having a few beers. I asked

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00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 1: him about what life in Melburn was like and he

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00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: was saying what a diverse and dynamic city is. And

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00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 1: he also said that Australians are mad and that he

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00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,760
Speaker 1: claims that whilst walking once in an area called Fitzroy

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00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: after work, he was asked to hold the lead to

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00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: someone's pet Lama whilst the owner went to get a

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00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: coffee in a coffee shop. This was clearly met with

1150
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: cynicism from US Scots. We don't know what a vegetable

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00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: looks like. Levermind someone who takes a lama for a walk.

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00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 1: He swears it's true, not just that that when he

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00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:04,760
Speaker 1: was chatting with the only when it came back with

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00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 1: the coffee, that the lama was called Barack O Lama? Christian,

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00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,160
Speaker 1: are there locals walking around Melbourne with lama's on leeds,

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00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: parents and shoulders and snakes around the next Is that

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00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: what counts for hipster in North Melbourne? I can't remember

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00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: what we found out about the legend. I think we

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00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: Is it still hanging out? There's a question we need

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Speaker 1: to know. Yes, all these years later, in twenty twenty five,

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Speaker 1: we still haven't got any closer to the truth about

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00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 1: Barack oh Lama. If anyone's got anything to say about that,

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Speaker 1: please email me today Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.

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