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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast Mini but.

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Speaker 2: When you're in a rush.

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Speaker 3: I saw the internet debut of something that people are

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Speaker 3: referring to as the Pirate Puss quite seriously.

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Speaker 4: In Brisbane.

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Speaker 3: The Pirate pusses what she is being called a cat,

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Speaker 3: a ginger cat in Brisbane. Will honestly is becoming folklore

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Speaker 3: in the area because.

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Speaker 2: It's just she's called the pirate Puss.

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Speaker 4: Is she pirate pusse?

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Speaker 2: She's so stealing.

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Speaker 4: Down three quarters down?

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Speaker 2: Pirate Kitty says, sorry, I've misread that.

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Speaker 3: So she's stealing toys, this cat stealing toy and then

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Speaker 3: it's rocking up to random's houses with these stolen toys.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Now what I find interesting about this? What I

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Speaker 4: find interesting?

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Speaker 2: Will? What do you? What do you find?

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Speaker 3: Some people are praising the pirate Kitty, Sorry about that

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Speaker 3: Pirate Kitty for being this hero because it's stealing toys.

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Speaker 3: This thieving cat is stealing toys and delivering it to

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Speaker 3: other people, like as if it's like a cat version

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Speaker 3: of Robin Hood right, whereas other people in bos Ah,

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Speaker 3: damn it, that's the best one so far. Other people

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Speaker 3: it's honestly divine. Some people say it's a hero like

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Speaker 3: Robin Hood or puss in Birds. Other people are going,

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Speaker 3: what an awful cat? These thieving cats obviously stealing from people,

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Speaker 3: kids in the neighborhood who have these toys and then

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Speaker 3: taking it to other people. And I think it just

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Speaker 3: brings us at a really interesting fork in the road

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Speaker 3: right now. To answer a simple question, Yeah, thirty one

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Speaker 3: oh sixty five, is our number?

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Speaker 4: Is your cat a twat?

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Speaker 5: Is my cardenness? Or is my cat of twat? Is

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Speaker 5: my cardeness? Or is my cat tat?

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Speaker 4: I have a cat. I have a cat, and he's

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Speaker 4: a bit of a twat.

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Speaker 6: Well, the jury's out on cats, mate, Let's be honest.

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Speaker 6: They've got barbed penises, the males. We notice if that

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Speaker 6: is a fact.

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Speaker 2: Though, that is a fact. That's that's that's that's awful. Please,

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Speaker 2: I've got them. You know why they do that?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 6: You know why?

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Speaker 4: Why? Please stop bringing it up because it makes me uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: Why because your cat has a barbed penis.

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Speaker 3: It's just stop saying barbed penis anyway. I just think

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Speaker 3: it's interesting where people sit on cat. So what I

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Speaker 3: want from the audience right now is if you own

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Speaker 3: a cat, can I have an example of when your

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Speaker 3: cat was a twat, deliberately deliberately a twat, Yes, as

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Speaker 3: a bit of evidence, because Lenny, my cat, who I

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Speaker 3: am trying to forge your relationship with, really struggling to

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Speaker 3: break down some walls there. You know, I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: be vulnerable in front of him, open a line of communication.

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Speaker 4: It's just not happening.

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Speaker 3: And I have found recently that every time I sit

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Speaker 3: down for a meal, every time I will stress that,

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Speaker 3: every time I sit down on the couch with a meal,

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Speaker 3: that's when Lenny decides to take a pup.

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Speaker 2: And he's got to.

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Speaker 4: Be a bit of a twet. How could that not

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Speaker 4: be deliberate?

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Speaker 3: He sees me, he knows I've got my meal, and

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Speaker 3: he goes, now's when I'll do it. He must be

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Speaker 3: sitting there holding it all day. Then obviously I've got

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Speaker 3: to put my dinner down and go and clean up

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Speaker 3: the kiddi litter?

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Speaker 2: Why do't you just leave it there while you're eating?

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Speaker 3: Couldn't stand it? You can't eat your meal because it's

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Speaker 3: in the living room.

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Speaker 2: Probably that's probably issue, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Kitt in the living room, don't have anywhere else to

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Speaker 6: But I mean maybe that that's another argument as to

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Speaker 6: why cats are twats. Well, they make you have a

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Speaker 3: I think that's cleaner than just a dog taking a

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, man, I prefer my animal pooing outside in

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Speaker 6: a garden that's not next to me while I'm eating

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Speaker 6: my dinner, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: I could put the kitty litter outside, but apparently he's

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Speaker 7: And then.

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Speaker 2: Which I guess.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, here's the question Australia thirteen one oh six y five.

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Speaker 4: Any evidence is your cat a bit of a twat?

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Speaker 6: Solve it right up next our cat's twats? You and

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Speaker 6: I get into the bottom of a something. I think

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Speaker 6: a lot of people think.

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Speaker 2: I Actually, I haven't got an argument for the other side.

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Speaker 2: I think cats are absolute flogs.

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Speaker 5: It's my cardeness or my twat? Is my cardeness or

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Speaker 5: is my cat at?

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Speaker 3: We're talking about it because there is a cat in

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Speaker 3: Brisbane who is stealing toys and delivering it to people

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Speaker 4: Some people are praising it.

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Speaker 2: You see why we touched on this briefly during the song.

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Speaker 2: What's the good part of this?

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Speaker 3: I think same reason that people praised Robin Hood and

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Speaker 3: Ned Kelly, I think there's an idea.

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Speaker 6: That they didn't praise Ned Kelly. He was just a thief.

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Speaker 6: Robin Hood gave to the poor.

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Speaker 4: So there'll be an argument that.

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Speaker 2: He's the cat delivering the toys to poor children.

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Speaker 3: Unconfirmed, it's not, but there would be an argument online

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Speaker 3: that maybe he is doing that.

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Speaker 4: But maybe so he's not. He's probably not well.

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Speaker 2: Look, I think he's a bit of it TI. I

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Speaker 2: think the cats get a free reign.

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Speaker 6: I think a lot of people are just like, oh God,

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Speaker 6: look what the cat's doing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not. It's always selfish.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I don't like my cat. My cat just looks

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Speaker 3: after himself. He leaves you little spews around the house.

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Speaker 3: I don't even think he needs dispute. I think someone

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Speaker 3: gets pour down his throat and deliberately spewed. Anyway, let's

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Speaker 3: go to Alana here on thirteen one oh six five.

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Speaker 4: Alana, is your cat a bit of a.

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Speaker 1: Twat tes okay?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 1: He is obsessed with food. He will close the door

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Speaker 1: on us and continually scratch the door. He jumps on

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Speaker 1: our bed, head. He has bit in my face in

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Speaker 1: the middle of the night. He's just the biggest twat.

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Speaker 6: Just get rid of this because he's cute.

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Speaker 4: Ay, they are?

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Speaker 7: You know, Lenny's cute. You saw Lenny on the wes Mate.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to Caitlyn bringing up on thirty six five. Kaitlyn,

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Speaker 7: what is your catt twat?

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Speaker 1: Oh? He is honestly the worst cat you can get.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and why Caitlyn.

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Speaker 1: So every time I'm really busy during the day, let's

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Speaker 1: just say I'm like at work or busy schedule. If

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Speaker 1: I don't give him enough attest, he will shoot on

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Speaker 4: Yeap. And I've had the same problem, Kaitlyn. It doesn't

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Speaker 4: actually put on my bed.

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Speaker 3: To be fair, get a cat, but I think they

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Speaker 3: choose to put it in appropriate times.

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Speaker 2: It's on your base. Do you like the cat, Caitlin?

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Speaker 3: I love the cat.

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Speaker 1: He's good in every way, but he just sends the

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Speaker 1: worst message.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cat versus dog.

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Speaker 6: I mean like dog just does doesn't pool, doesn't poo

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Speaker 6: on your bed, says good idea.

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Speaker 2: When you get home, fetches things for you. Always up

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Speaker 2: for a cuddle.

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Speaker 4: Lot of hard work though. Let's go to Ebany here.

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Speaker 2: That you love the creature. That's why you've got the pet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: when the argument with cats, as we're talking about before,

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Speaker 2: Oh it's great. I just get to leave him at home.

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Speaker 4: And I do going home just like you would if

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Speaker 4: you didn't have a pet.

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Speaker 2: In the first.

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Speaker 4: Instance, Ebony, is your cat a bit of a twat?

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Speaker 1: Yes, his name is Archer, and he's a bit of

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Speaker 1: a dick. He likes to trip you over whilst carrying

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Speaker 1: hot coffees and teat your ankle, tat you or try and.

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Speaker 4: Trip you with the tail. With the tail, Ebony, No.

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Speaker 1: No, with his pause with twife at you with his paws.

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Speaker 4: Dear hell, that's that's the other thing. Yeah, it's like

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Speaker 4: it's the timing.

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Speaker 3: My cat poos when I eat at the timing thing,

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Speaker 3: and when you're carrying things or when you don't want

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Speaker 3: him around, that's when he's around.

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Speaker 4: And when you when you do want to cuddle, you

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Speaker 4: can't find the bugger.

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Speaker 1: This is exactly right, that's exactly there.

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Speaker 6: Are a theory to say that, like every cat is

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Speaker 6: a reincarnation of a person that previously hated you.

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Speaker 4: Oh so for me who hated me?

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Speaker 2: Don't answer that question.

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Speaker 4: I know what you're thinking. Let's go to Dane.

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Speaker 7: Here, good dame for interrupting.

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Speaker 4: Is your cat is?

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Speaker 1: You're a bit of a trat mateundred percent. Probably starts

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Speaker 1: off with his name. His name was Napoleon. We don't

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Speaker 1: have the cat anymore. They had a bit of a

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Speaker 1: Napology would jump up on the kitsroom bench and it

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Speaker 1: was on the bench he'd knock on the floor. But

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Speaker 1: do it while looking at you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they knock things off tables and stuff, don't they?

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Speaker 1: Glasses plates? So we went through so much crockery was ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: but also on what you were saying about eating while pooping? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: what are your toilet? What are your toilet? Training your cat?

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Speaker 2: You can't?

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Speaker 4: I got told you can't.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? How do you do that? What

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Speaker 2: you do?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 1: You get a large barbecue fall tray, put some literate

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Speaker 1: and sit it in your toilet with the lid down,

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Speaker 1: and once every probably three or four days, cut the

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Speaker 1: hole bigger and bigger and bigger, and the cats get

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Speaker 1: used to the pooping and winging in the water.

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Speaker 4: You think my cat will take a dump in the toilet, Dan.

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Speaker 1: If you put the litter in there and show us

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Speaker 1: where the litter is. Over time, it will do it. Yes.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, Like, did Napoleon poo in the toilet?

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Speaker 1: Don Yep? Yep, definitely Wait.

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Speaker 2: So why'd you get rid of him?

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Speaker 1: Then Dane passed away.

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Speaker 4: In the toilet going laugh, there it, Jake, I'm sure

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Speaker 4: Napoleon's fine. No, he's not fine, but I'm sure he

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Speaker 4: died of old age. Anyway, traffic.

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Speaker 2: Hear more of the boys on the full podcast. Just

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Speaker 2: scroll up.