Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 1: I turned my back for one second. What did the
Speaker 1: kids or what did you get up to? I remember,
Speaker 1: do you remember your kid how much you just loved
Speaker 1: playing in mom and Dad's car.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: It was not on obviously or anything. We're just sitting
Speaker 1: in it pretending to drive at night, and the kids
Speaker 1: were pestering me. And they were like three and five
Speaker 1: at the time, so this is quite a few years ago.
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, of course, fine, and they said, oh,
Speaker 1: can we play with your wallet as well and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, and that's when I should have gone no.
Speaker 1: But the offer of them being in the car and
Speaker 1: out the house a bit, just you know, no keys,
Speaker 1: and I thing. It was like, yeah, okay, and then
Speaker 1: I just go and check on them. After it was
Speaker 1: only a couple of minutes. I better go and see
Speaker 1: what they're up to. And I can see they're laughing.
Speaker 1: They're now in the front seat, and I'm like, what,
Speaker 1: why are you trying to get someone out the CD player?
Speaker 1: They've put my bank debit card and my driver's license
Speaker 1: into the CD player, you know that little slim mouth, right,
Speaker 1: And it's not out. Yeah, right, I had to get
Speaker 1: one of these audio guys to come out, a car
Speaker 1: repair guy to meant he had to take out the
Speaker 1: whole face off. It cost about six hundred dollars to
Speaker 1: get it repaired. And it was a thing where there's
Speaker 1: no point even asking why would they do that. They're
Speaker 1: three and five. Their job is to destroy anything nice
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 3: It's always to put stuff into any holes. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: I had. I had a peanut stuck up my nose
Speaker 3: for a long time as a kid as long, not
Speaker 3: for a long time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, was that what you had? The operation?
Speaker 1: I'll see you had to have a couple of days
Speaker 1: off you getting that finally getting that little.
Speaker 3: Cashew out, but for hours, and then went to emergency
Speaker 3: and had to get it removed.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then once they put some buttered toast into the DVD player,
Speaker 1: just shoved it in there as well and just wreck
Speaker 1: that as well. Patsy, you must have had a story
Speaker 1: about turning you back. For one second, we had a shocker.
Speaker 5: Audrey was about two and I had to go to
Speaker 5: the bathroom and I was literally out of the room
Speaker 5: for a minute, and when I come back, she'd got
Speaker 5: into my handbag, got of all things, not my lip
Speaker 5: gloss that's clear, or vasseline, my red lipstick, bright red lipstick,
Speaker 5: And you're drawn all across this white.
Speaker 1: Waiting for that moment, the long con some moment I'll
Speaker 1: have that you have to.
Speaker 3: Go to the bathroom eventually, Mama.
Speaker 4: Perhaps you'd been holding it in for two years.
Speaker 5: It was everywhere, on the couch, on the.
Speaker 4: Floor of like a banksy. Yeah, she turned it into an.
Speaker 5: Art world, all over a face and we couldn't get
Speaker 5: it off. We even got jiff, which is like that
Speaker 5: cream old cream cleansed. You had to take it to
Speaker 5: the tip. It was, it was done, It was finished.
Speaker 3: The couch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had to couldn't get the stain out.
Speaker 1: I want to see David at and Renaud the amount
Speaker 1: of stuff. I think that Patsy's chuched in Land film.
Speaker 1: You can't just get rid of the couch because he's
Speaker 1: got some lipstick on.
Speaker 3: It looked like a murder scene.
Speaker 5: It looked like I stepped someone on it. I had
Speaker 5: to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I turned my back for one second, bree, So you
Speaker 1: turned you back for one moment?
Speaker 4: Is this you doing it?
Speaker 6: Or poor dad? So my poor dad cop when I
Speaker 6: was younger, so I would have been three or four
Speaker 6: at the time, and he had his undercover hit a
Speaker 6: white truck that was unmarked in the driveway, and he
Speaker 6: was getting ready to go to work, and he left
Speaker 6: all the doors open, and when he went to the
Speaker 6: shed to grab some bags, I snuck in and started
Speaker 6: smashing all the buttons and was talking to the police officer.
Speaker 1: See, your old man was an undercover cop, and then
Speaker 1: you let everyone know he was an undercover cop.
Speaker 4: I'm smashing all the sirens.
Speaker 6: Well, I was just talking to his colleagues. But yeah,
Speaker 6: they had to call him on those you know, those
Speaker 6: old mobile phones. But he had to carry the backpack. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: he came out the shed with that on and he
Speaker 6: had to get me out of the truck because I
Speaker 6: was telling everyone, good.
Speaker 4: Morning, that's amazing. So did you have all the sirens blazing?
Speaker 6: No, I couldn't read those buttons. I just had a
Speaker 6: whole hit of computer screens and telephones and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it is.
Speaker 1: It's like kids are waiting for this moment just to
Speaker 1: sort of create have it like they knew, they know,
Speaker 1: they know that's their job to do that. Brie that's
Speaker 1: a great kill. Thank you very much, thank you, Yah,
Speaker 1: Tracy Webb. And then I turned my back for one moment.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and my two year old jum Johnny his electric
Speaker 7: truck and rode it through the back window. Lucky he
Speaker 7: wasn't hurt. I just had to repair the window. But yeah,
Speaker 7: two seconds and he connected it and went through the
Speaker 7: back window.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean you always want to ask them, why did
Speaker 1: you do that? I remember like that before we moved
Speaker 1: down here three years ago. We came to Australia the
Speaker 1: year before to scope it all out, and I had
Speaker 1: to take my daughter to hospital because she broke her
Speaker 1: ankle the.
Speaker 4: Way she done it right.
Speaker 1: We're getting ready to go down from where we're staying
Speaker 1: in this second of the hotel. We're walking down the
Speaker 1: stairs and I was ahead of her and I said,
Speaker 1: come on, can I just get down to the pool?
Speaker 1: She designed for no reason to jump seven steps? Oh no,
Speaker 1: and obviously broke her ankle and I didn't wait for
Speaker 1: it to land. I was like, where there you go.
Speaker 1: There's next two days, two trips to a andy to
Speaker 1: buy a pair of crutches. I don't let you bother them.
Speaker 3: And we don't have any health insurance in this country,
Speaker 3: waiting there.
Speaker 1: For four hours because no one's rushing upon me with
Speaker 1: a silly daughter.
Speaker 4: In Yeah, I just again, Why do you see what
Speaker 4: would happen? Yeah? If we go, then brilliant It never friends, Tracy,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. She cool.
Speaker 7: Thanks guys, Kim, how are you, Christian?
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited to hear this story. Off you go, mate,
Speaker 1: We're all it is so.
Speaker 8: I was about ten years old. It's actually my mum
Speaker 8: that sort of turned her back. She was a single
Speaker 8: mum working full time.
Speaker 6: And in the school holidays I had to go to
Speaker 6: work with her.
Speaker 8: She worked at the bank. I was put in an
Speaker 8: office with the coloring book, told not to touch anything,
Speaker 8: and I pulled the chair into the desk. There was
Speaker 8: a little button under the desk that was annoying my leg,
Speaker 8: so I pushed it out of the way. It turned
Speaker 8: out to be a silent alarm. The next thing my
Speaker 8: mum and all her coworkers knew was that police were
Speaker 8: storming the bank, thinking that.
Speaker 3: All being wrong. It was.
Speaker 5: I was sitting there quietly coloring sure like a mastermind.
Speaker 4: Come on, nice tray, you got the money.
Speaker 1: World's youngest criminal apprhanded.
Speaker 4: Sat there with a connor.
Speaker 8: But and of course my mom time into the office
Speaker 8: and said, did you touch anything?
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm just glory the one small,
Speaker 1: tiny little thing in a bank that could just bring
Speaker 1: it all to to get the police turning up. That
Speaker 1: is incredible, Kim. That's awesome, a brilliant story. Great story.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Kim.
Speaker 7: Great day.
Speaker 4: Bye bye, now Esther, how are you good? Okay? One
Speaker 4: you turned you back for one moment.
Speaker 2: Well, my mum actually turned my back on on me,
Speaker 2: turned her back on me, and I'll paint you a
Speaker 2: bit of a picture.
Speaker 1: I don't know whose Hey, I did a back turning here,
Speaker 1: young lady.
Speaker 4: It's a family of ows. Then.
Speaker 2: So my mum had four young girls. I was the youngest,
Speaker 2: probably two or three at the time. She just cost
Speaker 2: us a nice dinner, you know, made and veggies. I
Speaker 2: had a plate to live peace. She sits down trying
Speaker 2: to pop their feet up for five minutes, and next
Speaker 2: thing she knows, she turns around. I've got a fist
Speaker 2: full of teas in my nose.
Speaker 6: Next thing I know.
Speaker 2: I'm upside down on her lap. She is knuckled deep
Speaker 2: in my nostrils with a crow with a crochet hook,
Speaker 2: fishing these bloody peas out the good old days.
Speaker 1: Huh fist of peas to follow up to fist mill
Speaker 1: of dollars.
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