WEBVTT - MINI - I Turned My Back For One Second

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned my back for one second. What did the

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<v Speaker 1>kids or what did you get up to? I remember,

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember your kid how much you just loved

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<v Speaker 1>playing in mom and Dad's car.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not on obviously or anything. We're just sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in it pretending to drive at night, and the kids

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<v Speaker 1>were pestering me. And they were like three and five

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, so this is quite a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yeah, of course, fine, and they said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>can we play with your wallet as well and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like that, and that's when I should have gone no.

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<v Speaker 1>But the offer of them being in the car and

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<v Speaker 1>out the house a bit, just you know, no keys,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thing. It was like, yeah, okay, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I just go and check on them. After it was

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<v Speaker 1>only a couple of minutes. I better go and see

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<v Speaker 1>what they're up to. And I can see they're laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>They're now in the front seat, and I'm like, what,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you trying to get someone out the CD player?

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<v Speaker 1>They've put my bank debit card and my driver's license

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<v Speaker 1>into the CD player, you know that little slim mouth, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's not out. Yeah, right, I had to get

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<v Speaker 1>one of these audio guys to come out, a car

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<v Speaker 1>repair guy to meant he had to take out the

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<v Speaker 1>whole face off. It cost about six hundred dollars to

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<v Speaker 1>get it repaired. And it was a thing where there's

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<v Speaker 1>no point even asking why would they do that. They're

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<v Speaker 1>three and five. Their job is to destroy anything nice

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<v Speaker 1>you are.

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<v Speaker 3>It's always to put stuff into any holes. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 3>I had. I had a peanut stuck up my nose

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<v Speaker 3>for a long time as a kid as long, not

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<v Speaker 3>for a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, was that what you had? The operation?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you had to have a couple of days

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<v Speaker 1>off you getting that finally getting that little.

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<v Speaker 3>Cashew out, but for hours, and then went to emergency

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<v Speaker 3>and had to get it removed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Then once they put some buttered toast into the DVD player,

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<v Speaker 1>just shoved it in there as well and just wreck

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<v Speaker 1>that as well. Patsy, you must have had a story

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<v Speaker 1>about turning you back. For one second, we had a shocker.

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<v Speaker 5>Audrey was about two and I had to go to

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<v Speaker 5>the bathroom and I was literally out of the room

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<v Speaker 5>for a minute, and when I come back, she'd got

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<v Speaker 5>into my handbag, got of all things, not my lip

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<v Speaker 5>gloss that's clear, or vasseline, my red lipstick, bright red lipstick,

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<v Speaker 5>And you're drawn all across this white.

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<v Speaker 1>Waiting for that moment, the long con some moment I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have that you have to.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to the bathroom eventually, Mama.

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<v Speaker 4>Perhaps you'd been holding it in for two years.

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<v Speaker 5>It was everywhere, on the couch, on the.

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<v Speaker 4>Floor of like a banksy. Yeah, she turned it into an.

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<v Speaker 5>Art world, all over a face and we couldn't get

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<v Speaker 5>it off. We even got jiff, which is like that

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<v Speaker 5>cream old cream cleansed. You had to take it to

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<v Speaker 5>the tip. It was, it was done, It was finished.

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<v Speaker 3>The couch.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we had to couldn't get the stain out.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see David at and Renaud the amount

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff. I think that Patsy's chuched in Land film.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't just get rid of the couch because he's

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<v Speaker 1>got some lipstick on.

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<v Speaker 3>It looked like a murder scene.

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<v Speaker 5>It looked like I stepped someone on it. I had

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<v Speaker 5>to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned my back for one second, bree, So you

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<v Speaker 1>turned you back for one moment?

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<v Speaker 4>Is this you doing it?

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<v Speaker 6>Or poor dad? So my poor dad cop when I

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<v Speaker 6>was younger, so I would have been three or four

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<v Speaker 6>at the time, and he had his undercover hit a

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<v Speaker 6>white truck that was unmarked in the driveway, and he

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<v Speaker 6>was getting ready to go to work, and he left

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<v Speaker 6>all the doors open, and when he went to the

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<v Speaker 6>shed to grab some bags, I snuck in and started

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<v Speaker 6>smashing all the buttons and was talking to the police officer.

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<v Speaker 1>See, your old man was an undercover cop, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you let everyone know he was an undercover cop.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm smashing all the sirens.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I was just talking to his colleagues. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>they had to call him on those you know, those

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<v Speaker 6>old mobile phones. But he had to carry the backpack. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>he came out the shed with that on and he

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<v Speaker 6>had to get me out of the truck because I

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<v Speaker 6>was telling everyone, good.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning, that's amazing. So did you have all the sirens blazing?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I couldn't read those buttons. I just had a

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<v Speaker 6>whole hit of computer screens and telephones and stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like kids are waiting for this moment just to

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<v Speaker 1>sort of create have it like they knew, they know,

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<v Speaker 1>they know that's their job to do that. Brie that's

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<v Speaker 1>a great kill. Thank you very much, thank you, Yah,

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<v Speaker 1>Tracy Webb. And then I turned my back for one moment.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and my two year old jum Johnny his electric

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<v Speaker 7>truck and rode it through the back window. Lucky he

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<v Speaker 7>wasn't hurt. I just had to repair the window. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>two seconds and he connected it and went through the

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<v Speaker 7>back window.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you always want to ask them, why did

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<v Speaker 1>you do that? I remember like that before we moved

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<v Speaker 1>down here three years ago. We came to Australia the

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<v Speaker 1>year before to scope it all out, and I had

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<v Speaker 1>to take my daughter to hospital because she broke her

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<v Speaker 1>ankle the.

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<v Speaker 4>Way she done it right.

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<v Speaker 1>We're getting ready to go down from where we're staying

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<v Speaker 1>in this second of the hotel. We're walking down the

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<v Speaker 1>stairs and I was ahead of her and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, can I just get down to the pool?

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<v Speaker 1>She designed for no reason to jump seven steps? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>and obviously broke her ankle and I didn't wait for

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<v Speaker 1>it to land. I was like, where there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>There's next two days, two trips to a andy to

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<v Speaker 1>buy a pair of crutches. I don't let you bother them.

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<v Speaker 3>And we don't have any health insurance in this country,

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<v Speaker 3>waiting there.

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<v Speaker 1>For four hours because no one's rushing upon me with

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<v Speaker 1>a silly daughter.

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<v Speaker 4>In Yeah, I just again, Why do you see what

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<v Speaker 4>would happen? Yeah? If we go, then brilliant It never friends, Tracy,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much. She cool.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks guys, Kim, how are you, Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very excited to hear this story. Off you go, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>We're all it is so.

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<v Speaker 8>I was about ten years old. It's actually my mum

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<v Speaker 8>that sort of turned her back. She was a single

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<v Speaker 8>mum working full time.

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<v Speaker 6>And in the school holidays I had to go to

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<v Speaker 6>work with her.

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<v Speaker 8>She worked at the bank. I was put in an

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<v Speaker 8>office with the coloring book, told not to touch anything,

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<v Speaker 8>and I pulled the chair into the desk. There was

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<v Speaker 8>a little button under the desk that was annoying my leg,

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<v Speaker 8>so I pushed it out of the way. It turned

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<v Speaker 8>out to be a silent alarm. The next thing my

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<v Speaker 8>mum and all her coworkers knew was that police were

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<v Speaker 8>storming the bank, thinking that.

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<v Speaker 3>All being wrong. It was.

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<v Speaker 5>I was sitting there quietly coloring sure like a mastermind.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, nice tray, you got the money.

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<v Speaker 1>World's youngest criminal apprhanded.

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<v Speaker 4>Sat there with a connor.

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<v Speaker 8>But and of course my mom time into the office

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<v Speaker 8>and said, did you touch anything?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, no, I'm just glory the one small,

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<v Speaker 1>tiny little thing in a bank that could just bring

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<v Speaker 1>it all to to get the police turning up. That

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<v Speaker 1>is incredible, Kim. That's awesome, a brilliant story. Great story.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much, Kim.

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<v Speaker 7>Great day.

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<v Speaker 4>Bye bye, now Esther, how are you good? Okay? One

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<v Speaker 4>you turned you back for one moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my mum actually turned my back on on me,

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<v Speaker 2>turned her back on me, and I'll paint you a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know whose Hey, I did a back turning here,

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<v Speaker 1>young lady.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a family of ows. Then.

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<v Speaker 2>So my mum had four young girls. I was the youngest,

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<v Speaker 2>probably two or three at the time. She just cost

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<v Speaker 2>us a nice dinner, you know, made and veggies. I

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<v Speaker 2>had a plate to live peace. She sits down trying

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<v Speaker 2>to pop their feet up for five minutes, and next

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<v Speaker 2>thing she knows, she turns around. I've got a fist

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<v Speaker 2>full of teas in my nose.

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<v Speaker 6>Next thing I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm upside down on her lap. She is knuckled deep

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<v Speaker 2>in my nostrils with a crow with a crochet hook,

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<v Speaker 2>fishing these bloody peas out the good old days.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh fist of peas to follow up to fist mill

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars.

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