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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda. In the morning, I.

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Speaker 2: Was reading this story about a bride, and fifteen minutes

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Speaker 2: before I was about to walk down the aisle, parents

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Speaker 2: still not there. Times she's due to walk down the aisle,

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Speaker 2: parents still not there. So she decided, I can't just

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Speaker 2: wait for them. What's happened to them? They don't have

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Speaker 2: a cell phone. I don't know what's going on. So

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Speaker 2: she went ahead and got married. Her parents arrived fifteen

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Speaker 2: minutes late, missed the ceremony, so.

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Speaker 3: She only waited fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting, isn't it. She didn't even wait fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: Her parents were only fifteen minutes late. Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: but who maybe the bride was a bit late to

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Speaker 2: start with, you know, but how long could that they

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Speaker 2: Maybe she thought they'll be an hour late. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: They walked in and were really annoyed she hadn't waited.

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Speaker 2: They say that they got rear ended at the traffic light,

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Speaker 2: but they had no way of telling her that, so

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Speaker 2: she'd already gone and got herself married. There was a

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Speaker 2: big debate as to whether she should have waited whatever.

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Speaker 2: But a friend of mine was late too. I think

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Speaker 2: it was a week and she said they should have it,

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Speaker 2: and she was embarrassed because she had to walk down.

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Speaker 2: And if you're late for funerals all that sort of stuff,

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Speaker 2: it's embarrassing. They should have a side doorwig and slip

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Speaker 2: in and no one knows you're late. But then again,

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Speaker 2: I'm not a late person, and I find it very

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Speaker 2: hard to be with people who are always late. You

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Speaker 2: make us late, you make us late.

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Speaker 3: I don't make its late.

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Speaker 2: You make us late.

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Speaker 3: Look, we can go on about this all day. I

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Speaker 3: do remember a time at a funeral I was running

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Speaker 3: a bit late for it.

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Speaker 2: Oh see the interesting It was for a.

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Speaker 3: Good friend of mine, and I'd shown up there on

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Speaker 3: my bike and it was one with the loud pipes.

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Speaker 3: So this is the report from another mate. Inside the church.

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Speaker 3: He hears this loud Harley game bla black black blah

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Speaker 3: at the church part. You know how they've got the

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Speaker 3: different chapels. Yes, And then he hears me go, mate,

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Speaker 3: do you know where bah bah b And they go, no, mate,

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Speaker 3: it's over there, and that one no worries. I start

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Speaker 3: my bike black blah blah blah but blad black black, blap,

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Speaker 3: and then it backfires and then I walk in. No, awful, awful,

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Speaker 3: awful people started laughing.

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Speaker 2: It was that allul Yeah, it's terrible.

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Speaker 3: I was so embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: I remember when I was living at the Northern Beaches

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Speaker 2: and it would take me an hour to drive into

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Speaker 2: the city, and I agreed to meet a friend to

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Speaker 2: see a movie. She lived about three k's away, so

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Speaker 2: I left plenty of time, tied to part my car.

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Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. We're seeing Sense and Sensibility, a movie

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Speaker 2: I really wanted to see. So I went in and

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Speaker 2: bought the tickets because I could see she was going

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Speaker 2: to be a bit late. She's notoriously late. The movie

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Speaker 2: starts and I think, oh, what do I do? What

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Speaker 2: do I do? She strolls in fifteen minutes later said

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Speaker 2: she was late because she'd been standing on her bath

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Speaker 2: through on the toilet lid, blowing bubbles out the window.

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Speaker 1: Not Michael Jackson's.

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Speaker 2: I'd be happy to hear that my bubbles bubbles. If

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Speaker 2: I had been happy if she if she'd the only

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Speaker 2: thing I could have forgiven her for was if she

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Speaker 2: had to stop and help someone donate an organ sure,

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Speaker 2: but to have her turn up and laughingly tell me

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Speaker 2: that I'd done all this preparation to get there on

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Speaker 2: time and she'd just been a feel YEA ough tribal

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Speaker 2: drum is beating four. The latecomer confession.

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Speaker 3: Come into the late comer confessional. Come in, my child.

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Speaker 2: You could be You could be confessing because you're the

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Speaker 2: late comer, or you could be confessing because you had

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Speaker 2: a murderous rage because somebody was late.

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Speaker 3: Perhaps you want to dob in a late comer?

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Speaker 2: Are any of these options?

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Speaker 3: Have a friend that constantly makes you late. Maybe insists

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Speaker 3: that you go to the chop of the chairlift for

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Speaker 3: one more ski run. Oh, here we go when you

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Speaker 3: have to catch a plane in Kuma.

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Speaker 2: Maybe, and then.

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Speaker 3: Tim Bailey yells at both of you and says, why

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Speaker 3: you knew that this bus was going?

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Speaker 2: Maybe every day when the two of you leave the building,

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Speaker 2: you press the button for the lift, and then you're

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Speaker 2: buildings is yelling people's names and themselves. Maybe John Jeff Stay.

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Speaker 2: It's like being the Sammy Davis Show. Makes me late

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Speaker 2: every time. It's the building army.

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Speaker 3: Jess is in went Worth Point. Hello, Jess, Hi, how's

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Speaker 3: it going great?

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Speaker 2: Come into the confessional. Jess, are you the person who

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Speaker 2: was late?

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Speaker 1: I was definitely late. I was forty five minutes late

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Speaker 1: to a personal training session because I couldn't find the

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Speaker 1: black shorts that I wanted to wear, So I emptied

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Speaker 1: my entire wardrobe and looked into bed and checked in

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Speaker 2: And then had to call my personal trainer and say, hey,

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Speaker 2: really say I'm going to be late, but I can't

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Speaker 2: find my favorite black shorts. So Jess, I'm just going

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Speaker 2: to drill down for a moment. You had other shorts

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Speaker 2: you could have worn.

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Speaker 4: Ah, yeah, about thirty different payers.

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Speaker 2: Probably, and you still went even though you were forty

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Speaker 2: minutes late, so you only got ten minutes of a

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: He kind of like bumps me back, because he's pretty

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Speaker 4: good like that.

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Speaker 2: But she was just like, I don't understand you at all.

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Speaker 2: You told him the truth. That's extraordinary.

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Speaker 3: That's a good thing. Welcome your penance, say for Lorna Jameson.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Jess, this is in Penrith. Hi, Liz Hurry, are

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Speaker 2: you the late comer?

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Speaker 5: No? No, it was a friend of mine. My husband

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Speaker 5: and I got married nearly five years ago, and we

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Speaker 5: had a beautiful wedding, beautiful day. We got to the

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Speaker 5: next day and at the time the wedding was supposed

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Speaker 5: to take place, my girlfriend was calling me, going, I'm at.

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Speaker 1: The church, where are you here.

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Speaker 5: She realized that she'd gone to the wedding on the

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Speaker 5: totally wrong day. And she's a very dear close friend.

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Speaker 5: And I said to.

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Speaker 4: Her, what the hell are you doing?

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Speaker 5: And she's like, I don't know. I thought it was today.

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Speaker 2: No, did you have it on it?

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Speaker 3: Was it a different Was it a Friday wedding instead

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Speaker 3: of a Saturday wedding?

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Speaker 5: It was a Saturday wedding and you turned up on

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Speaker 5: a Sunday?

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with her?

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Speaker 2: Brilliant Luke is in Gomea Bay.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Luke, good morning guy. There going very well.

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Speaker 2: Were you the late person or were you waiting for somebody?

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Speaker 1: No, I was. I was waiting for half an hour

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Speaker 1: whilst whilst I was trying to deliver my son. So

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Speaker 1: we had a.

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Speaker 4: We got my wife called the ambulance hospital, the hospital

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Speaker 4: and she said that I need to give birth and

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Speaker 4: they're like, okay, well you should, just you know, come

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Speaker 4: in as they you know, as they do. And so

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Speaker 4: I was packing the car and getting ready and then

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Speaker 4: I hit a screen from in the house and I run.

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Speaker 1: Inside and and there's my wife. She's like, it's coming.

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Speaker 1: It's happening now. I r in the ambulance and you know,

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Speaker 1: and I was on the phone to them, and anyway,

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Speaker 1: the baby came out a lot quicker than than probably

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Speaker 1: for the ambulance to come, and I had to deliver

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Speaker 1: the baby there on the floor myself, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: where are these as you know. I was like, you're

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Speaker 1: sposed to be here.

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Speaker 3: And how long did it take?

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Speaker 3: How long after the baby was born?

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Speaker 1: I didn't turn up for like half an hour after

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Speaker 1: because they had a call while, you know, I was like,

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Speaker 1: what is happening? Why am I doing?

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you, Luke? Was it like in the

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Speaker 2: movies where the baby just plopped out into your arms?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Like there was a head. Oh my god, it

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Speaker 1: does not happen. I just just get pulling the baby

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Speaker 1: ground and I'm like, now, what.

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Speaker 2: Did you cut the cord? You left all that for

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Speaker 2: the Ambos.

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Speaker 1: I left all that. Oh, I wasn't that confident.

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Speaker 3: But the placenda's going to come out as well. Did

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Speaker 3: that come out?

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Speaker 1: No? I left that. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: How long ago was this? How how old is your son?

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Speaker 1: Sixteen?

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Speaker 2: I said, it finally came out.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Thank you to the guys. I put the thing

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Speaker 3: in there, someone else your job to get it out.

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Speaker 3: Good on you, Luke. I'm glad to hear everything's okay.

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Speaker 1: Join the and Ammander in the morning one at one

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Speaker 1: point seven.

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Speaker 5: Tell you