WEBVTT - FULL: We're Missing 2 T-Birds 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:06.880 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Third. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:13.640 Chainsaw, Three Generations of Nally. I get changed in the 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:17.080 passenger seats. I get changed in the passenger seat. Why 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:17.880 am I still riding? 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:21.880 So Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O Fourine, Hey, come 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:22.200 on in. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:25.120 Five minutes past six Wednesday morning, It's to Christian O'Connell's 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:28.319 show on Gold. Good morning, Jackie boy, Hey, guys, coome morning, 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:31.160 pats morning. How's you we going so far? Patsy? 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:35.519 Not so good? Last night? Yesterday when I got out 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:39.680 for work, I couldn't find my latest glasses, my gold glasses, 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:41.959 and I have. I don't know if you have. 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.400 You transferred to sort of gold glasses after winning the award? 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:46.319 Did you get rid of those normal sort of old 0:00:46.320 --> 0:00:47.800 missus mangles that you've had for a while? 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:51.400 No? 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.960 No, no, I've had these for like eighteen months, but 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.480 I don't know if you remember, maybe a month or 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:59.680 so ago. I found them in the back of my 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.360 like walking rope, and I don't know how they got there. 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:09.000 Oh yeah, remember it. Well, we're talking about that Patsy's 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:11.640 pee for Patsy And then I got a subcutteres glasses. 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:14.679 Yeah, yeah, they've been going missing of late. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:19.119 Anyway, don't you have My wife is constantly every day 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.160 my wife. My struggle with my wife is Chris, have 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.199 you seen my phone? Have you seen my Apple watch? 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:27.000 Have you seen the car keys? Have you seen the glasses? 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:30.119 And I'm like, put them always in the same place. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.920 I've got two landing spots, so anything of mine is 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.440 either in one of those two places them anywhere else. 0:01:35.560 --> 0:01:37.720 This is where women and men are different. Chris is 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.320 the same. So Chris. I could ask Chris any given 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:45.480 time where is his wallet and his car keys? Always always, 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:46.560 so he's got a lassie. 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:50.840 I have a landing spot. As soon as they're still there, 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:51.440 it's easy. 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:55.400 Yep. I'm different. Whereas if he he needs help to 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.280 find something that honestly in the cupboard, it would bite 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:00.680 him on the face, like it's right in front of him, like. 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:03.720 Sarah's constantly doing that, going I'm sorry, Chris, did you 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:05.120 have to move something slightly? 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:08.680 Isn't it funny? That's prowally different? But no, I had 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.440 I had misplaced them again yesterday, so I had a 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:14.120 pair of my old ones on. Anyway, Chris texted me 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:18.560 through the show yesterday to say, found your glasses And 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:21.200 I'm not sure if I don't know if I'm sleepwalking, 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.840 because they were in the pantry, on the floor of 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.640 the pantry, but they were sitting on top of a 0:02:27.680 --> 0:02:29.560 piece of bread. 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:34.280 Now left this cute cliff hangers if I meant to go, 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:39.359 We'll come back to this part in an hour. It's 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.080 a huge clip. It's on a piece of bread. Shack. 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:49.480 I'm remember I found it on that piece of bread, 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.400 rather slice or piece we fo that one doing. There 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:56.200 was just drop. There had to drop somewhere. You've obviously 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:56.760 dropped it. 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.919 No, but in in the pantry, what what's it doing 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:01.960 in a cupboard? On the floor of a cupboard you. 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.079 Probably carry the glasses in. You got to get some 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:08.079 make Chris some god awful snack or something with those 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.440 cooking skills of yours, and the glasses drop. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:11.120 Do you think? 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:14.560 No, I don't know you presuming. 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:16.880 You're actually like you want Headley Thomas to do a 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.760 twelve part. 0:03:20.120 --> 0:03:22.440 Yesterday Carler said how they stub their toe on a 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:26.399 bed and she was like, witchcraft. There's no weather. That's 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:28.359 the only possible explanation. 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:32.400 But it's weird like that was sat really neatly on 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:33.960 top of the piece of bread. 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:36.480 This morning before the show, Patsy said, I've got an 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.400 idea for a children's book. And I thought she generally 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.080 had because I thought, oh, that'd been nice thing for 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.600 to do. Now she went, it's about my missing glasses. 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.440 This is the pitch for the book. 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:46.400 You know you could be. 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.160 It's still a bit more advanced than Andy Lee's ongo 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:51.040 publish it. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:54.400 Pats the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.560 So you need a landing zone, Patsy, you're an organized person. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:01.280 I see your desk the news and that you are organized, 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:04.360 detailed person. I'm surprised you don't have some kind of 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:07.320 learning spot for keys and your purse. No. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:10.520 I think what the trouble with the glasses is that 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:15.040 I actually do need byfocals, because when I need to 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:16.840 look at something close up, I have to take them 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:18.680 off there for distance and. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:19.800 The beginning of the end. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:20.200 I know. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.760 That's why I go up top for plus two point 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:26.480 seventy five and then I can look down plus one. Yeah, 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:29.799 I'm the same, No, no, no, that's not me. I'm mimicking 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:31.600 the voice of a very old person. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.920 But I refuse to give into the bifocals. 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:42.680 I will not. Yeah. Yeah, he's plush up top, Chris, 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:46.320 he's a plus down below below the horizon, he's a 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.400 plus one. He got it. He acted out this morning, 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.200 some sort of schedule vignett I think he called it 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:51.920 over there. Whatever, thank you. 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:54.720 I yeah, no, I refuse to give into the bifocals 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:56.200 because it's the beginning of the end when you have 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.840 the bifocals. So I'm not getting them. So I will 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.160 just have several pairs. 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:03.080 Of what do we all do for morning hacks? Because 0:05:03.120 --> 0:05:07.400 these are our regular hours? Right? So you have only 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.360 been doing breakfast sales five years, but I'm sure chat 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:13.760 by now you've tried to ease anything you can to 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.520 make the getting out of the bed and out the 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:16.800 door as easy as possible. 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.039 The current one we got, and I actually recommend this. 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:22.640 We've got these smart lights that you can program to 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:24.960 dim at any level. You can change the color of them. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.960 But the thing you can do is, instead of and 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:29.200 now and a sound alarm when we wake up, the 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:31.919 lights just come on when the alarm is meant to 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:32.240 go off. 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:35.000 So that's nice for your wife, isn't it? Maybe you 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:36.960 get up and do some cleaning or something. But a kid, 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:40.240 you too, prepped dinner or something. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.800 You know, but either the sound is going to wake 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.520 you up or the lights. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:50.600 Oh so you live in a lighthouse. Oh gosh, not 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.200 bread feeding. No, no, that maybe sleep. But yeah, I got 0:05:53.200 --> 0:05:55.720 to get up, so shifted a quarter. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.200 To five every weekday morning the lights go off. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:05:59.000 Oh that's horrible. 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:00.440 God, what up? 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:02.640 No, I wouldn't like that. 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:02.839 Wow. 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:05.440 Wait, now I must get that and then get a divorce, 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.440 because that's what would happen. It's all at stealth, at 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:12.000 knife for me. I have to I can. Now the 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:14.359 alarm goes off, I turn off as quickly as possible. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.640 The slippers is like Wallace and Grommet. I know exactly 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:19.080 where they are in the dark. They're positioned in a 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.520 certain way, like power parking your car before before I 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.200 turn the light at night time, I chet the slippers 0:06:24.200 --> 0:06:25.520 in the right place. They're good to go, like and 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.400 it's getting the skis to start going down the slope. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:31.200 Push off, push off. Then then I get changed in 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:34.040 the dark as well. I know where in the room 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.200 you share with your wife or go into the bathroom, 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.840 so I wander out naked into my slippers, walk down 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:45.240 the cordor shuffling and sometimes doing this. Why is it 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:48.440 so cold? I know, spring, I moved into a hot country. 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:51.040 How can it still with this bloody cold? And then 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.239 I get Then the light comes on, I get changed. 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.440 Then the tea bag is already waiting in the cup. 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:57.719 I just have to add. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:06:59.320 It. 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.640 And then I always just as my whole life of 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:04.320 the morning is like what it's in Grommit. There's a 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.800 piece of toast I put in there the night before. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.040 It's going to get get out of it and get 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:19.440 all crusty in six hours anyway, Yeah, exactly, So I ease, Yeah, 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.120 show show go. 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:23.040 You don't know what animals are going to come out 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:24.280 and eat the crumbs over night. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:27.040 But they get nukes when I put the old the 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:31.080 little plunger down. What passed the early morning routine? Morning hacks? 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:31.600 What have you got? 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:34.200 What hacks have I got? I've got about fifty million 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:36.600 alarms which wake up the poor love God. And then 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:38.800 I know I get up, go straight. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.560 If it's already pre selected. 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:45.160 Yeah, everything's laid out, nickers, everything like every single thing, jewelry, 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:49.320 every single thing, bag and laptop and keyser on the 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:51.800 kitchen bench right at the edge as you walk past. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:54.120 What in your laptop for you're in a studio about 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:57.160 eight monitors in there. What's the laptop for private searchers? Stuff? 0:07:57.200 --> 0:07:58.840 The night before, I have. 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:02.360 A news so I'm going to be that's the news 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:06.200 for tomorrow. Must get that in earlier our six just 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:12.920 basically dictate what Peter Hitching says pause on Live Boars prints. 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.240 No, you're going to be a cross stuff. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.280 Smash six though. 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:25.000 I record the whole thing onto my iPhone tomorrow morning. 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.680 Still got that grand final result if we need feel, 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:28.680 I can just mention that again. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:31.600 Every Yes, everything's laid out. 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:33.960 She brings a laptop, and what are you doing on 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:39.319 that laptop? And what's on that laptop? Offloading secrets to 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:46.240 the Chinese? Lock her up? All right, so outfit selected laptops. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:49.520 Ready, Yeah, breakfast, My shake's ready in my back everything 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:54.960 is in the bag, ready to It's like, you know, yeah, 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:56.560 like pick it up out the door. 0:08:56.760 --> 0:08:58.880 Off. Do you have any kind of like do you 0:08:58.880 --> 0:08:59.920 eat anything in the morning? 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:02.840 Coffee or no? No, I don't. I have my first 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.400 coffee when I hit the station. I can't eat that 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:06.839 early in the morning. It's too early. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:11.280 Actually, what takes the most of my time I get 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:17.880 in the car that always ten minutes selecting the right podcast. 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.480 That's a bit boring. That's why I waste my strong 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:25.439 If you're up early regular like us, what are your 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:26.760 morning hacks? What do you do? 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:31.800 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:34.720 Talking about early morning hacks to make it as easy 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.240 as possible if you get up early to get out 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:40.760 of bed and off to work. I actually ser said 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:44.240 this before. I think that AI will hopefully invent a 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:47.920 pillow that can trim your hair and shave you whilst 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.920 you'll sleep as you're as you're gently interesting, don't you 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.440 the night? It can give you a very gentle light 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:56.800 shave and maybe even trim your hair with this AI pillow. 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.320 So when you get out of bed in the morning, 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.600 you're looking fresh already. You know you've had a shave 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:03.960 and all that. And why can't the inside of the 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.800 doner if you put your shoes on, give them a 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:07.839 little shine or clean as well if you wear them 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.880 on your feet as you're moving, let that dynamic motion 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.920 as you're tossing and turning clean and trim you. 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:15.400 You are getting closer and closer to the walls and 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:16.480 grub at start of the day. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:19.040 There's a lot to be said for it, Jack Christian. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.199 I go to the gym in the morning every single 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:24.360 day on a Friday to save time. To make sure 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:27.400 I actually go, I sleep in my workout gear. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:28.679 It's a good idea. 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:30.480 I don't hate that. That's not as bad as sleeping 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:31.840 in your uniform for going to work. 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:32.880 No one does that. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:36.360 I've heard somebody sleeping with their shoes on. I bet 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:37.600 we could find someone this morning. 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:40.160 There's no way no one does shoes on. 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.920 Just to save time and be ready for work. 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:46.920 Well, Christian, I brush my teeth in the car with 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.520 a bottle of water and spit it out as a 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:54.760 dry to work. Tony, if I saw that, that's only 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:57.040 except if you're a detective. He's been on a steak 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:58.840 out all night on the. 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:00.439 Way back from Sydney on the week and I saw 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:03.640 someone cleaning their teeth in the airport at the airport gate. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.680 Yes, people are savages these days. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:10.480 When do we become traveling brushing teeth and then after 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.360 a few minutes went back into the toilet to I 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:14.400 guess 'rinted out toilet. 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:19.960 Yeah, exactly what the world isn't your bedroom private chambers, Christian. 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.800 I take my leftovers to work with me to limit 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:28.320 the harshness of the fridge lights. It's the flood lights 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:32.240 of the MCG. I have a specific spot reserve where 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:34.920 I can close my eyes, open the door, grab the 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:38.240 container without breaking stride. That's from Gee. These are all 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:39.040 very good hacks. 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:43.199 Carl. You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast. 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.760 They're sorry, we're talking about that object in your house, 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:51.440 an object that is your household nemesis that a lot 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:54.040 of calls yesterday told us about their object. They hate 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:54.920 and it hates them. 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:59.160 The existence is a guestless bed. It is a freaking 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:01.040 nightmare epslot. 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:05.840 Household Nemesis is trying to open up any beg that 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:08.200 comes on a roll like a garbage beck. 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.800 The toaster is just the worst thing is in this house. 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:14.000 So what had happened is I wanted to buy a 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:15.760 really nice toaster and it. 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:16.960 Is a piece of crap. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.559 A lot of calls yesterday did this, And even when 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:23.160 I was talking about this metallic, awful, oldie worldy breadban 0:12:23.240 --> 0:12:25.719 that I've brought a dells for about a year ago. 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:27.720 That makes so much noise. This is actually the sound 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:32.960 of it. Imagine that half four, I think there's someone 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.400 coming in the house, noup, just trying to get a 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:38.800 slice of sourdo out that flip and oldie worldy bread 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:44.880 bin with flaky paint. Every wondered this, and notes every 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:48.319 other chord was this. They need an F work because obviously, 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.920 in real life you use an F word, that's how 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:52.720 you talk to these things. But on the radio you 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:57.800 go for frigging toaster, frigging breadmin So you can still 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:59.920 use an F word, but not the one you actually use. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.720 Please make it radio friendly. You've got to. You've got somebody. 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:04.040 Have a couple of nemesis in the house. 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:05.920 A new one to add that I came face to 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:09.600 face with last night. The giant chopping board that doesn't 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.720 fit in the dish rusher all the sink. No now, 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.640 because mostly our routine is Bianco will cook and I'll 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:19.680 do the dishes. Doesn't she doesn't care what chopping board 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:21.720 she uses, and the big one she goes, oh my god, 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.320 all this space, but she doesn't know how difficult it 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.040 is to clean that guy. He doesn't fit under the sink. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.320 So when you're trying to angle him and wash the 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.679 corners and you tilt it the wrong way, you get 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:32.720 water all over your shirt. 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:35.160 It's like yesterday's story where we were talking about it 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.679 didn't fit, and someone's talking to us about their their 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.880 dad's coffin. He was a tall guy and it didn't 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.440 fit into the ground. The hole was actually too small. 0:13:43.480 --> 0:13:45.920 At the funeral at the grave, that's you. That's the 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:48.640 trouble board like that, it's half of it is at 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:51.040 the top of it. She then have to rotate, don't you. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:52.960 Yes, So you can clean the bottom of one side, 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:54.960 then clean the bottom, but you never really get the 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:55.480 middle side. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:58.800 Horrible things to move, aren't they? That you always bang 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:01.559 in your hand trying it into the sink, and they 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:05.120 don't go in the dishwashers. Rather horrible, unwielderly things make 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.320 make those chop on board smaller? Please just a bit 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:10.800 bigger than a cucumber? All right? So what is the 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:11.960 household nemesis? For? 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:12.120 You? 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:13.640 Remember use the right F word. 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.400 The Christian O'Connell show podcast arch. 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:22.320 Enemies in the House. What is your household nemesis? Misty, 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:27.920 it's her Google lights, Google lights Christian. As soon as 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:31.120 someone flecks the switch instead of saying hey Google, they flicker? 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:35.360 Does my head in matts? Matt? I stand within this 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:38.920 one glad rap Christian. This thing hates me. I scrape 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:41.920 my fingers every time. It's like the cheese crater has 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:45.080 got an extra spider web weapon. It's like Spider Man 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:48.920 basically using that thing. Map. Yes, for Sue are couches. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:52.040 We just bought a beautiful, light filled house with light 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:56.120 wooden floors for all new living area furnitures. Everything looks 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:59.320 nice and like except for that big black leather couches. 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:03.640 I keep praying that they're spontaneously combust that's from suit. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:07.960 Let's go to Robert Morning, Robert Morning, Christian. There you going, 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.840 Robert turned out happy Wednesday. What is your household nemesis? 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:12.680 What object for you? 0:15:13.840 --> 0:15:17.320 My household nemesis is a tupawar drawer in the kitchen, 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:22.080 and on a weekly basis, one of the lids will 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:25.320 fall down behind the drawer, but then you can't close it. 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:26.440 Those bastard lids. 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:28.320 You're not wrong. 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:31.360 I've got to pull the whole drawer up the lid. 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:36.240 And this happens on a weekly basis. Does mind frigging headed. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.560 Yeah. I think this would have challenged even Buddher that 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.360 that tupe of wear drawer we've got is always half open. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.400 You can't close it because you've got the various lids, 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:46.600 of which there are nine thousands of in sizes. They 0:15:46.640 --> 0:15:48.480 look square on the round one, the big one, the 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:51.560 bigger one, the bigger bigger one. They're stuck up there 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:52.320 like tombstones. 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:55.280 Yeah. I think our TopWare drawer has about one hundred 0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.120 pieces of tupwa in it, and not one of them 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:59.640 shares the lid with anyone else. They've all got their 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:01.600 indiview lids, and I don't know how that's possible. 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.040 We should do the golden lid. Go into my house. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.320 If you can match the up immediately, you can have 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:09.520 one thousand dollars in cash the golden tupper well lid. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:12.640 It's not they need to be magnetic or have some 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:14.880 kind of honing device. When they can, you know that 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:16.960 you press up with with your vacuum cleaner where you 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:22.760 can stand on it. That's what we need for tupper Worthy. 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.960 What just goes comes back in. I hear you, Robert, 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:28.520 I get it, Thank you very much. You call me 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:29.920 all right. 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:31.360 Thanks Christy and. 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:38.040 You Robert Hannah, good morning. Some doesn't want to finde 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:42.400 his weight? Where to me? Hannah? Yes, Hello, there we go. 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:44.800 Hey Hannah, what's your household? Nemesis? 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:50.560 I have a roller door on my shower and it 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:54.960 is the most painful thing to live with. It's just 0:16:55.160 --> 0:16:58.680 it never works. 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:01.280 And I roller door of like a garage. 0:17:00.920 --> 0:17:04.560 Or a locker, like a sliding door. 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:05.320 Like a sliding door. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.480 All right, that's what we call a sliding door. 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:10.600 Yes, so it's it's. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:11.000 On a track. 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:12.640 We've lived in this house for five years. 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:13.080 We rent. 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:15.840 It's on a track, and the whole time we've lived there, 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:17.120 it always comes off the track. 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:18.040 I'm not sure what it is. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.040 I've literally gotten up on top of it with the 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:22.240 screw driver taken the top of it after try and 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:22.760 fix it. 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:25.960 They can be really fliby tracks and not exactly like 0:17:26.040 --> 0:17:27.880 solid tram lines. Are they? No? 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:30.400 But the worst party is like the day I gave 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.320 up on it is because it got stuck and I 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:34.720 got stuck inside the shower. 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:39.880 Awful bad place to be stuck inside the shower, stuck left, 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:41.240 but you're naked and cold. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:43.720 Yeah, and I'm yelling out to my husband for about 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:47.200 half an hour, and I just I cannot get out 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:47.840 of the shower. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:52.520 So what have you got? Do you now have some 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:54.960 sort of like safety procedure in there, or what do 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:56.520 you do to take someone in with you? How you 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:57.440 prize your way out? 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:00.000 No, I just shower with half the door. 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:04.720 Love, that's a perfect fix. That's great. You love rentals. 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:08.919 Look, I needed this. 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:10.720 I needed to get my angry out. Thank you. 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:12.720 Christian, right a pleasure, Hannah, have a good day. I 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:13.359 hope that helped. 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:16.720 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:19.000 Christian, Good morning. I've just got to work. Earlier, we 0:18:19.000 --> 0:18:21.640 were talking about morning hacks to make your morning routine 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:26.080 flow easier. I'm a teacher. The night before, I make 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:28.879 my coffee, then put it in the microwave, leave it 0:18:28.920 --> 0:18:32.640 in the overnight first scene to wake it up. Otherwise 0:18:32.680 --> 0:18:35.840 if I'm using the kettle, oh kettle, why kettles? Christians 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:40.040 so loud, chirs, they are really really loudstorm all right. 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:43.240 So it is eight days to go until curtain's up 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:46.880 on our high school musical for grown ups who never 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:49.280 got a speaking part back in the day. We're doing 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:51.639 our very own version of Greece, setting it in the 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:55.280 eighties here in Australia. Get ready for Grouse the Musical. 0:18:58.280 --> 0:19:02.879 What you heard Avery Holly reasons. 0:19:06.680 --> 0:19:16.240