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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Third.

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Speaker 2: Chainsaw, Three Generations of Nally. I get changed in the

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Speaker 2: passenger seats. I get changed in the passenger seat. Why

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Speaker 2: am I still riding?

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Speaker 3: So Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O Fourine, Hey, come

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Speaker 3: on in.

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Speaker 2: Five minutes past six Wednesday morning, It's to Christian O'Connell's

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Speaker 2: show on Gold. Good morning, Jackie boy, Hey, guys, coome morning,

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Speaker 2: pats morning. How's you we going so far? Patsy?

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Speaker 4: Not so good? Last night? Yesterday when I got out

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Speaker 4: for work, I couldn't find my latest glasses, my gold glasses,

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Speaker 4: and I have. I don't know if you have.

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Speaker 2: You transferred to sort of gold glasses after winning the award?

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Speaker 2: Did you get rid of those normal sort of old

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Speaker 2: missus mangles that you've had for a while?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: No, no, I've had these for like eighteen months, but

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Speaker 4: I don't know if you remember, maybe a month or

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Speaker 4: so ago. I found them in the back of my

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Speaker 4: like walking rope, and I don't know how they got there.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, remember it. Well, we're talking about that Patsy's

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Speaker 2: pee for Patsy And then I got a subcutteres glasses.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they've been going missing of late.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, don't you have My wife is constantly every day

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Speaker 2: my wife. My struggle with my wife is Chris, have

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Speaker 2: you seen my phone? Have you seen my Apple watch?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen the car keys? Have you seen the glasses?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, put them always in the same place.

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Speaker 2: I've got two landing spots, so anything of mine is

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Speaker 2: either in one of those two places them anywhere else.

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Speaker 4: This is where women and men are different. Chris is

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Speaker 4: the same. So Chris. I could ask Chris any given

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Speaker 4: time where is his wallet and his car keys? Always always,

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Speaker 4: so he's got a lassie.

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Speaker 2: I have a landing spot. As soon as they're still there,

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Speaker 2: it's easy.

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Speaker 4: Yep. I'm different. Whereas if he he needs help to

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Speaker 4: find something that honestly in the cupboard, it would bite

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Speaker 4: him on the face, like it's right in front of him, like.

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Speaker 2: Sarah's constantly doing that, going I'm sorry, Chris, did you

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Speaker 2: have to move something slightly?

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Speaker 4: Isn't it funny? That's prowally different? But no, I had

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Speaker 4: I had misplaced them again yesterday, so I had a

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Speaker 4: pair of my old ones on. Anyway, Chris texted me

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Speaker 4: through the show yesterday to say, found your glasses And

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure if I don't know if I'm sleepwalking,

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Speaker 4: because they were in the pantry, on the floor of

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Speaker 4: the pantry, but they were sitting on top of a

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Speaker 4: piece of bread.

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Speaker 2: Now left this cute cliff hangers if I meant to go,

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Speaker 2: We'll come back to this part in an hour. It's

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Speaker 2: a huge clip. It's on a piece of bread. Shack.

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Speaker 2: I'm remember I found it on that piece of bread,

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Speaker 2: rather slice or piece we fo that one doing. There

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Speaker 2: was just drop. There had to drop somewhere. You've obviously

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Speaker 2: dropped it.

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Speaker 4: No, but in in the pantry, what what's it doing

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Speaker 4: in a cupboard? On the floor of a cupboard you.

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Speaker 2: Probably carry the glasses in. You got to get some

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Speaker 2: make Chris some god awful snack or something with those

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Speaker 2: cooking skills of yours, and the glasses drop.

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Speaker 6: Do you think?

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know you presuming.

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Speaker 7: You're actually like you want Headley Thomas to do a

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Speaker 7: twelve part.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday Carler said how they stub their toe on a

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Speaker 2: bed and she was like, witchcraft. There's no weather. That's

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Speaker 2: the only possible explanation.

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Speaker 4: But it's weird like that was sat really neatly on

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Speaker 4: top of the piece of bread.

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Speaker 2: This morning before the show, Patsy said, I've got an

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Speaker 2: idea for a children's book. And I thought she generally

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Speaker 2: had because I thought, oh, that'd been nice thing for

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Speaker 2: to do. Now she went, it's about my missing glasses.

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Speaker 2: This is the pitch for the book.

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Speaker 4: You know you could be.

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Speaker 2: It's still a bit more advanced than Andy Lee's ongo

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Speaker 2: publish it.

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Speaker 3: Pats the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So you need a landing zone, Patsy, you're an organized person.

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Speaker 2: I see your desk the news and that you are organized,

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Speaker 2: detailed person. I'm surprised you don't have some kind of

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Speaker 2: learning spot for keys and your purse. No.

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Speaker 4: I think what the trouble with the glasses is that

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Speaker 4: I actually do need byfocals, because when I need to

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Speaker 2: The beginning of the end.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 2: That's why I go up top for plus two point

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Speaker 2: seventy five and then I can look down plus one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm the same, No, no, no, that's not me. I'm mimicking

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Speaker 2: the voice of a very old person.

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Speaker 4: But I refuse to give into the bifocals.

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Speaker 2: I will not. Yeah. Yeah, he's plush up top, Chris,

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Speaker 2: he's a plus down below below the horizon, he's a

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Speaker 2: plus one. He got it. He acted out this morning,

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Speaker 2: some sort of schedule vignett I think he called it

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Speaker 2: over there. Whatever, thank you.

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Speaker 4: I yeah, no, I refuse to give into the bifocals

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Speaker 4: because it's the beginning of the end when you have

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Speaker 4: the bifocals. So I'm not getting them. So I will

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Speaker 4: just have several pairs.

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Speaker 2: Of what do we all do for morning hacks? Because

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Speaker 2: these are our regular hours? Right? So you have only

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Speaker 2: been doing breakfast sales five years, but I'm sure chat

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Speaker 2: by now you've tried to ease anything you can to

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Speaker 2: make the getting out of the bed and out the

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Speaker 2: door as easy as possible.

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Speaker 7: The current one we got, and I actually recommend this.

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Speaker 7: We've got these smart lights that you can program to

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Speaker 7: dim at any level. You can change the color of them.

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Speaker 7: But the thing you can do is, instead of and

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Speaker 7: now and a sound alarm when we wake up, the

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Speaker 7: lights just come on when the alarm is meant to

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Speaker 7: go off.

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Speaker 2: So that's nice for your wife, isn't it? Maybe you

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Speaker 2: get up and do some cleaning or something. But a kid,

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Speaker 2: you too, prepped dinner or something.

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Speaker 7: You know, but either the sound is going to wake

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Speaker 7: you up or the lights.

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Speaker 2: Oh so you live in a lighthouse. Oh gosh, not

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Speaker 2: bread feeding. No, no, that maybe sleep. But yeah, I got

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Speaker 2: to get up, so shifted a quarter.

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Speaker 7: To five every weekday morning the lights go off.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's horrible.

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Speaker 2: God, what up?

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Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't like that.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wait, now I must get that and then get a divorce,

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Speaker 2: because that's what would happen. It's all at stealth, at

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Speaker 2: knife for me. I have to I can. Now the

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Speaker 2: alarm goes off, I turn off as quickly as possible.

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Speaker 2: The slippers is like Wallace and Grommet. I know exactly

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Speaker 2: where they are in the dark. They're positioned in a

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Speaker 2: turn the light at night time, I chet the slippers

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Speaker 2: in the right place. They're good to go, like and

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Speaker 2: it's getting the skis to start going down the slope.

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Speaker 2: Push off, push off. Then then I get changed in

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Speaker 2: the dark as well. I know where in the room

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Speaker 2: you share with your wife or go into the bathroom,

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Speaker 2: so I wander out naked into my slippers, walk down

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Speaker 2: the cordor shuffling and sometimes doing this. Why is it

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Speaker 2: so cold? I know, spring, I moved into a hot country.

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Speaker 2: How can it still with this bloody cold? And then

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Speaker 2: I get Then the light comes on, I get changed.

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Speaker 2: Then the tea bag is already waiting in the cup.

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Speaker 3: It.

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Speaker 2: And then I always just as my whole life of

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Speaker 2: the morning is like what it's in Grommit. There's a

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Speaker 2: piece of toast I put in there the night before.

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Speaker 8: It's going to get get out of it and get

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Speaker 8: all crusty in six hours anyway, Yeah, exactly, So I ease, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: You don't know what animals are going to come out

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Speaker 7: and eat the crumbs over night.

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Speaker 2: But they get nukes when I put the old the

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Speaker 2: little plunger down. What passed the early morning routine? Morning hacks?

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Speaker 2: What have you got?

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Speaker 4: What hacks have I got? I've got about fifty million

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Speaker 4: alarms which wake up the poor love God. And then

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Speaker 4: I know I get up, go straight.

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Speaker 2: If it's already pre selected.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, everything's laid out, nickers, everything like every single thing, jewelry,

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Speaker 4: every single thing, bag and laptop and keyser on the

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Speaker 4: kitchen bench right at the edge as you walk past.

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Speaker 2: What in your laptop for you're in a studio about

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Speaker 2: eight monitors in there. What's the laptop for private searchers? Stuff?

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Speaker 4: The night before, I have.

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Speaker 2: A news so I'm going to be that's the news

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Speaker 2: for tomorrow. Must get that in earlier our six just

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Speaker 2: basically dictate what Peter Hitching says pause on Live Boars prints.

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Speaker 4: No, you're going to be a cross stuff.

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Speaker 2: Smash six though.

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Speaker 7: I record the whole thing onto my iPhone tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 2: I can just mention that again.

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Speaker 4: Every Yes, everything's laid out.

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Speaker 2: She brings a laptop, and what are you doing on

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Speaker 2: that laptop? And what's on that laptop? Offloading secrets to

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Speaker 2: the Chinese? Lock her up? All right, so outfit selected laptops.

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Speaker 4: Ready, Yeah, breakfast, My shake's ready in my back everything

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Speaker 4: is in the bag, ready to It's like, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Off. Do you have any kind of like do you

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Speaker 4: Coffee or no? No, I don't. I have my first

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Speaker 4: coffee when I hit the station. I can't eat that

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Speaker 2: Actually, what takes the most of my time I get

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Speaker 2: in the car that always ten minutes selecting the right podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's a bit boring. That's why I waste my strong

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Speaker 2: If you're up early regular like us, what are your

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Speaker 2: morning hacks? What do you do?

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Talking about early morning hacks to make it as easy

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Speaker 2: as possible if you get up early to get out

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Speaker 2: of bed and off to work. I actually ser said

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Speaker 2: this before. I think that AI will hopefully invent a

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Speaker 2: pillow that can trim your hair and shave you whilst

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Speaker 2: you'll sleep as you're as you're gently interesting, don't you

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Speaker 2: the night? It can give you a very gentle light

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Speaker 2: shave and maybe even trim your hair with this AI pillow.

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Speaker 2: So when you get out of bed in the morning,

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Speaker 2: you're looking fresh already. You know you've had a shave

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Speaker 2: and all that. And why can't the inside of the

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Speaker 2: doner if you put your shoes on, give them a

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Speaker 2: on your feet as you're moving, let that dynamic motion

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Speaker 2: as you're tossing and turning clean and trim you.

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Speaker 7: You are getting closer and closer to the walls and

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Speaker 7: grub at start of the day.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot to be said for it, Jack Christian.

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Speaker 2: I go to the gym in the morning every single

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Speaker 2: day on a Friday to save time. To make sure

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Speaker 2: I actually go, I sleep in my workout gear.

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Speaker 4: It's a good idea.

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Speaker 2: No one does that.

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Speaker 7: I've heard somebody sleeping with their shoes on. I bet

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Speaker 2: There's no way no one does shoes on.

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Speaker 2: Well, Christian, I brush my teeth in the car with

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Speaker 7: When do we become traveling brushing teeth and then after

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly what the world isn't your bedroom private chambers, Christian.

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Speaker 3: Carl. You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: They're sorry, we're talking about that object in your house,

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Speaker 9: The existence is a guestless bed. It is a freaking

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Speaker 10: Household Nemesis is trying to open up any beg that

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Speaker 5: The toaster is just the worst thing is in this house.

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Speaker 2: A lot of calls yesterday did this, And even when

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Speaker 2: That makes so much noise. This is actually the sound

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Speaker 2: other chord was this. They need an F work because obviously,

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Speaker 2: Have a couple of nemesis in the house.

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Speaker 7: A new one to add that I came face to

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Speaker 7: because mostly our routine is Bianco will cook and I'll

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Speaker 2: It's like yesterday's story where we were talking about it

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Speaker 2: didn't fit, and someone's talking to us about their their

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Speaker 2: At the funeral at the grave, that's you. That's the

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Speaker 2: the top of it. She then have to rotate, don't you.

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Speaker 7: Yes, So you can clean the bottom of one side,

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Speaker 2: Horrible things to move, aren't they? That you always bang

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Speaker 2: make those chop on board smaller? Please just a bit

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Speaker 8: You?

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Speaker 2: Remember use the right F word.

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Speaker 2: Enemies in the House. What is your household nemesis? Misty,

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Speaker 2: it's her Google lights, Google lights Christian. As soon as

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Speaker 2: Does my head in matts? Matt? I stand within this

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Speaker 2: one glad rap Christian. This thing hates me. I scrape

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Speaker 2: my fingers every time. It's like the cheese crater has

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Speaker 2: got an extra spider web weapon. It's like Spider Man

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Speaker 2: basically using that thing. Map. Yes, for Sue are couches.

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Speaker 2: We just bought a beautiful, light filled house with light

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Speaker 2: wooden floors for all new living area furnitures. Everything looks

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Speaker 2: I keep praying that they're spontaneously combust that's from suit.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Robert Morning, Robert Morning, Christian. There you going,

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Speaker 2: Robert turned out happy Wednesday. What is your household nemesis?

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Speaker 2: What object for you?

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Speaker 12: My household nemesis is a tupawar drawer in the kitchen,

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Speaker 12: and on a weekly basis, one of the lids will

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Speaker 12: fall down behind the drawer, but then you can't close it.

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Speaker 2: Those bastard lids.

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Speaker 13: You're not wrong.

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Speaker 12: I've got to pull the whole drawer up the lid.

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Speaker 12: And this happens on a weekly basis. Does mind frigging headed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think this would have challenged even Buddher that

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Speaker 2: that tupe of wear drawer we've got is always half open.

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Speaker 2: You can't close it because you've got the various lids,

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Speaker 2: of which there are nine thousands of in sizes. They

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Speaker 7: Yeah. I think our TopWare drawer has about one hundred

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Speaker 7: pieces of tupwa in it, and not one of them

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Speaker 2: We should do the golden lid. Go into my house.

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Speaker 2: If you can match the up immediately, you can have

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Speaker 2: one thousand dollars in cash the golden tupper well lid.

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Speaker 2: It's not they need to be magnetic or have some

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Speaker 2: kind of honing device. When they can, you know that

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Speaker 2: What just goes comes back in. I hear you, Robert,

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Speaker 2: I get it, Thank you very much. You call me

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Speaker 2: all right.

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Speaker 12: Thanks Christy and.

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Speaker 2: You Robert Hannah, good morning. Some doesn't want to finde

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Speaker 2: his weight? Where to me? Hannah? Yes, Hello, there we go.

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Speaker 2: Hey Hannah, what's your household? Nemesis?

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Speaker 14: I have a roller door on my shower and it

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Speaker 14: it never works.

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Speaker 2: And I roller door of like a garage.

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Speaker 6: Or a locker, like a sliding door.

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Speaker 14: Like a sliding door.

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Speaker 2: All right, that's what we call a sliding door.

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Speaker 14: Yes, so it's it's.

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Speaker 15: On a track.

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Speaker 14: We've lived in this house for five years.

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Speaker 15: We rent.

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Speaker 14: It's on a track, and the whole time we've lived there,

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Speaker 14: it always comes off the track.

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Speaker 15: I'm not sure what it is.

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Speaker 14: I've literally gotten up on top of it with the

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Speaker 2: They can be really fliby tracks and not exactly like

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Speaker 14: But the worst party is like the day I gave

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Speaker 14: got stuck inside the shower.

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Speaker 2: Awful bad place to be stuck inside the shower, stuck left,

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Speaker 2: but you're naked and cold.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, and I'm yelling out to my husband for about

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Speaker 14: No, I just shower with half the door.

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Speaker 2: Love, that's a perfect fix. That's great. You love rentals.

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Speaker 5: Look, I needed this.

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Speaker 6: I needed to get my angry out. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Christian, right a pleasure, Hannah, have a good day. I

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian, Good morning. I've just got to work. Earlier, we

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Speaker 2: were talking about morning hacks to make your morning routine

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Speaker 2: if I'm using the kettle, oh kettle, why kettles? Christians

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Speaker 2: so loud, chirs, they are really really loudstorm all right.

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Speaker 2: So it is eight days to go until curtain's up

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Speaker 2: on our high school musical for grown ups who never

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Speaker 2: our very own version of Greece, setting it in the

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Speaker 2: eighties here in Australia. Get ready for Grouse the Musical.

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Speaker 16: What you heard Avery Holly reasons.

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Speaker 2: It's not a failure. The cast is even all right.

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Speaker 2: So with eight days to go late on today, the

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Speaker 2: their first online zoom table read, just like actual shows have.

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Speaker 2: So we've got the Sannies, We've got the Dannies, we've

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Speaker 7: Well, this is what happens when you let people choose

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Speaker 2: No one's writing it down all right. So at the

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Speaker 2: So this is how we're going to give them away.

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Speaker 2: The whole reason why we're doing this. This is a makeover.

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Speaker 2: We'll give you the lines. It doesn't matter if you

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Speaker 2: don't even memorize them. Of eight days. Okay, you can

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Speaker 7: You'll get about ten lines, zero to ten. It's a

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Speaker 7: the play. No, you're not Danny, but you're not a rock.

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Speaker 2: Lovely way to sell it to them. That's a nice

440
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Speaker 2: and motivational like the direction I was taking here. It's

441
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Speaker 2: a decent chunk, all right. You ain't one of the stars,

442
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Speaker 2: so don't get any big ideas, don't get all diva

443
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Speaker 2: on the line. But also your name ta birds. The

444
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Speaker 2: patriarchy still rules to show around here, all right. So

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Speaker 2: if you want to be one of the tea birds,

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Speaker 2: give us a call.

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Speaker 11: Now.

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Speaker 2: Just tell us what you were back in the day

449
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Speaker 2: at school, in your high school play or musical. If

450
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Speaker 2: you want an inanimate object, something terrible, we want to

451
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Speaker 2: change all that put you in the play as a

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Speaker 2: tea bird.

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Speaker 3: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So anytime this morning, ladies, give us a call. No

455
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Speaker 2: audition for our high school musical for grown ups who

456
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Speaker 2: never got a great speaking part. You can have a makeover.

457
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Speaker 2: You can be one of the tea birds. We've got

458
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Speaker 2: lines for you. Rehearsal start tomorrow night. You can take

459
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Speaker 2: a piece of paper on stage at your next Thursday

460
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Speaker 2: to read out the lines that you were denied as

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Speaker 2: a kid. So anytime. The last two remaining spots we've

462
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Speaker 2: got in ground else the musical of our two Tea Birds.

463
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Speaker 2: So it's nine four one four one oh, four to three.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about childhood now and the things

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Speaker 2: that you weren't allowed as a kid, because, as you're

466
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Speaker 2: going to find out as a parent, Jack, sometimes you

467
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Speaker 2: make up these random rules because constantly parent is a

468
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Speaker 2: endless sease of demands and opinions which you've had no

469
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Speaker 2: time to sit down and form. Even yesterday, it was like,

470
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Speaker 2: I want to outstide it with some friends for lunch,

471
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Speaker 2: and I need some advance of my pocket money. How

472
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Speaker 2: much you happen to give me? I'm like, oh God,

473
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Speaker 2: what's the wrong answer. Where's where's your mom? What does

474
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Speaker 2: she saynd this honest? I might pens I'm the VP.

475
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Speaker 2: I am I in charge of the over office, vowel

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Speaker 2: on for and she knows that we are at take

477
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Speaker 2: crisis point right now. My wife is going away with

478
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Speaker 2: is going a girl's weekend tomorrow, so both the kids

479
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Speaker 2: know four easy days coming up. He's going to like

480
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Speaker 2: Chris money, Christmas is coming and he won't be to

481
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Speaker 2: keep tabs go and ask in the same question twice.

482
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Speaker 2: They think it's a brand new day. You can drive

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Speaker 2: my car. He must be twenty five now.

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Speaker 7: As a kid, I felt like I had a long

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Speaker 7: list of things that I was never allowed and I'm

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Speaker 7: finding out now as my mum's babysitting Gordy a couple

487
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Speaker 7: of times a week. She sent her photo of him

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Speaker 7: yesterday in one of those mechanical cars that you get

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Speaker 7: at the supermarket hours of fun. I was never not

490
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Speaker 7: once in my childhood was I given two dollars to

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Speaker 7: put in that one of those mechanical cars. I was

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Speaker 7: allowed to sit in them all I want and use.

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Speaker 2: Would you get Vertigo or something?

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, no. It was totally about cost saving. So

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Speaker 7: I could sit in the car.

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Speaker 4: They're about twenty cents, yes.

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Speaker 7: But I was able to use my imagination.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you always see that poor kid just satish.

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Speaker 2: And now that's jacked the origin story. He's in that plane,

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Speaker 2: it's not taken off.

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Speaker 7: Thirty years later, I see that that rule has been lifted.

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Speaker 7: Gord He's allowed to have two dollars in the mechanical.

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Speaker 2: Car, Golden grandson.

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Speaker 4: I feel, oh wow.

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Speaker 7: There was a lot of costs saving measures when I

506
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Speaker 7: was a kid. There was. I was never allowed to

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Speaker 7: have the mechanical car. Whenever we went to the footy,

508
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Speaker 7: I was not allowed to have food there. We were

509
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Speaker 7: only allowed packed sandwiches from home. Oh no, And anytime

510
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Speaker 7: we went to a restaurant, there was no looking at

511
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Speaker 7: the dessert menu.

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Speaker 2: I feel like we need to give you a do over, right,

513
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Speaker 2: like a fairest builder's Jackstay off is a kid, I'll

514
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Speaker 2: take you to them all would cram you into one

515
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Speaker 2: of those old I mean six and five old again,

516
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Speaker 2: and don't once rush to have a little that. We

517
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Speaker 2: get little moons around and they're so mild, aren't they.

518
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Speaker 2: They just sort of tilt a bit and the lights

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Speaker 2: flash and he press buttons that don't even work or

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Speaker 2: do anything like that. But then we get so.

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Speaker 7: Then we go to the MCG. You pay nine dollars

522
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Speaker 7: for chips and you wouldn't complain about it.

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Speaker 2: This is cheap half the rice.

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Speaker 7: Then we go eat at a restaurant and we're allowed

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Speaker 7: to Yes, we will look at the dessert menu, all right.

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Speaker 2: Day off. I'm going to make this happen when the

527
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Speaker 2: footage seasons come back. Perhapsy, what were you denied or

528
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Speaker 2: not allowed to have as a kid.

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Speaker 4: I desperately wanted boot roller skates, desperately wanted them all

530
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Speaker 4: my friends roller boots, just the the cheepot version.

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Speaker 2: Cramp.

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Speaker 4: That's what I got, and they had lacers on the

533
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Speaker 4: top of them, and they were so bung, but I

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Speaker 4: wanted the proper white as in bustard.

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Speaker 2: Means something else.

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Speaker 4: I'm not aware of.

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Speaker 2: Don't ask me what it means. It's very very rude.

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Speaker 4: I do apologize that.

539
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Speaker 2: Probably to Sexy Lamb. But anyway, so you were denied

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Speaker 2: those as a kid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I couldn't have boot roller skates. Mum was

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Speaker 4: a nurse and her excuse used to be I've seen

543
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Speaker 4: far too many casualties with people in roller skates. You'll

544
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Speaker 4: fall over and you'll snap your leg in half.

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Speaker 7: But whether you're strapping them to your shoe or they're

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Speaker 7: built in, what difference, the exactly the same risk.

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Speaker 2: You're not picking up great speed either of those things.

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Speaker 2: Those kids, especially with those ones like that, you're sort

549
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Speaker 2: of dawdling along like your club he did. You're not

550
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Speaker 2: picking up any momentum whatsoever.

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Speaker 4: We had a big local skate scene in our town,

552
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Speaker 4: and in a country town, it's like one of the

553
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Speaker 4: few things to.

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Speaker 2: Do, so it was tag skate scenes.

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Speaker 7: Skate scene we are.

556
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Speaker 2: About all those inbred brothers bringing their banjos, playing as

557
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Speaker 2: they skated.

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Speaker 4: I used to take the tie up ones and all

559
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Speaker 4: my friends had boot ones, and I looked ridiculous.

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Speaker 7: That's why you have to move out of the country.

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Speaker 2: And Chris, take me away from this show me a

562
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Speaker 2: better life for gross the music coming to the region

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Speaker 2: theater next year. Book Now, all right, So what were

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Speaker 2: you not allowed or denied as a kid.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to the Christian Kyl's show podcast.

566
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Speaker 2: Took the about what we were not allowed as a kid.

567
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Speaker 2: Chat was saying how it was never allowed to go

568
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Speaker 2: on there, you know, in the shopping malls of shopping centers.

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Speaker 2: He got the little mechanical rides for very small kids.

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Speaker 7: Oh it's allowed on it. I just wasn't allowed to

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Speaker 7: experience enjoy.

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Speaker 2: The rise, Christian. I saw a dad who had two

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Speaker 2: kids sitting one of those shopping center little cars, shaking

574
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Speaker 2: it from side to side to save a few must

575
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Speaker 2: have been Jack's old man. That is shocking, Chris, thank

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Speaker 2: you very much that Christian. Please tell Pats I fell

577
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 2: in pain with the roller skates. This is song Karen Lloyd.

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Speaker 2: I really wanted the white boot ones. I got those

579
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Speaker 2: awful metal ones with the straps that would expand as

580
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Speaker 2: my feet grew yep cost cutting a messure from my parents.

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Speaker 2: Christian Tim he wasn't allowed as the kids are yo yo.

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Speaker 2: Most of the kids has those flash ones that had

583
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Speaker 2: auto free spin. I got the basic wooden one. The

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00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: wooden ones would terrible. Christian. We were growing up as

585
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Speaker 2: one of five kids. We weren't allowed potato chips. The

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Speaker 2: only time they appeared in the house was when it

587
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Speaker 2: was one of our birthdays. Christian. I was never allowed

588
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Speaker 2: to watch TV as a kid or have any drink

589
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Speaker 2: that wasn't watered down.

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Speaker 7: Actually, we had a friend like that. Every time you

591
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 7: went to his house. You have to have water down orange.

592
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 2: Really really tepid. It was barely just like a teaspoon

593
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Speaker 2: of the actual essence.

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Speaker 4: Of it make it stretch across homeopathic.

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Speaker 7: Of orange.

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Speaker 2: Christian. As a parent, I told my kids that parents

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Speaker 2: aren't allowed to put money in the rise at shopping centers.

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00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: Only grandparents can do that. That's from Jane. It's gonna

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Speaker 2: Irene here, good morning, Irene. What weren't you allowed as

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Speaker 2: a kid?

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Speaker 9: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Christian and the kid I wanted a pair of Levi

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Speaker 6: Jane and my month soldd She went out bought the

604
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Speaker 6: dinner and actually sowed me a pair, god bless, which

605
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Speaker 6: I actually never wore.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean sold you a pair, just made

607
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Speaker 2: you a pair?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, she used to work in a clothing factory, so

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Speaker 6: she went out, bought some dinner and yep, a pair

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Speaker 6: of jeans.

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Speaker 7: Did she have like the pattern for le.

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Speaker 6: No, no pattern, just leave just jeans, blue jeans, denim.

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Speaker 4: And I didn't have the you know you need the

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Speaker 4: This is when it was all about the sort of

615
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Speaker 4: invasion of American brands.

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Speaker 6: Into So I was, yeah, poor old Diarne at high

617
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Speaker 6: school and you know there was I was European. There

618
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Speaker 6: was a lot of you know, Australian girls. And yeah,

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Speaker 6: I didn't.

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Speaker 5: Never ever want to school.

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Speaker 6: No, nope.

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Speaker 2: Iren, thank you very much for you called us get

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Speaker 2: a league. Good morning Lee, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 17: A kid, I had the unfortunate situation where I really

625
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Speaker 17: wanted a pair of skate shoes, you know, a big

626
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Speaker 17: my top globes Hitney's.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, there was a period Lee. You probably met my

628
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Speaker 7: ash where we loved his kids enormous shoes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, And so I was at my dad for years

631
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Speaker 17: to buy me something. Eventually he got around to it,

632
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Speaker 17: and the day he bought it, I threw a big tantrum.

633
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Speaker 17: I can't remember what it was about, but I threw

634
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Speaker 17: a big tantrum. And so he took the brand new

635
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Speaker 17: pair of shoes and he made me throw them in

636
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Speaker 17: the Viney's bin.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is on the day that he

638
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 2: bought them. This could change a person.

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Speaker 17: I'll tell you what I learned my lesson.

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Speaker 2: I sure those emotions down. That's the lesson out that

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Speaker 2: that is brutal stuff from your dad. There are you are?

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Speaker 18: Dad?

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Speaker 2: Now? Yeah? I am.

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Speaker 17: Actually I've got one and one on the way.

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Speaker 2: I bet, I bet you don't lead. There's no way

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Speaker 2: would you do that to your kids?

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Speaker 17: I don't think I could. I cry.

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Speaker 2: You maybe go do the old. Don't made me go

649
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Speaker 2: love Vinnie's been nigger. You ain't doing that half.

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Speaker 17: Would you like to hear the kicker?

651
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, go on, couple litter.

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Speaker 17: He took me back to get them. They opened the

653
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Speaker 17: bin and I hadn't put him in correctly. So the

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Speaker 17: next person that came along after me got a brand

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Speaker 17: new pair of shoes and I didn't get any.

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Speaker 2: That's a horrible kicker.

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Speaker 17: I wanted you to go with a lesson, but he

658
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Speaker 17: wasn't that main.

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Speaker 4: I feel trauma for you.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, we're getting second and passive trauma.

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Speaker 7: The rollercoaster. You're up.

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Speaker 2: There's so much going on in this. Thank you very

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Speaker 2: much for sharony. Have a good day, no drama.

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Speaker 3: See the Christian Connell Show podcast.

665
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Speaker 2: The life had been a grown up day to day,

666
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Speaker 2: there's a lot of a lot of it is actually

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Speaker 2: just undignified and a constant series of mild and severe humiliations.

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Speaker 2: This is what it is to actually be a grown up.

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Speaker 2: Perry has a story here which you can just fine

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Speaker 2: under undignified.

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Speaker 16: So I've recently started going to the gym, and obviously

672
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Speaker 16: when you first start going it is a difficult slog.

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Speaker 16: And I tried to do some apps.

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Speaker 2: A guy who's got like a months old how many

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Speaker 2: months old is your is your kid four months old? Wow?

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Speaker 2: That is not my story. When I when the kid

677
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Speaker 2: was four months old, I was starting working out three

678
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Speaker 2: times a week. That got put on hold.

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Speaker 7: I'd like to see the rest of the month.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, but anyway, carry on anyway.

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Speaker 16: So I was doing some ad workouts in my first

682
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Speaker 16: session and we're okay, but then a couple of days later,

683
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Speaker 16: I woke up for work at four in the morning,

684
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Speaker 16: and my stomach was so sore that I could not move,

685
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Speaker 16: and I started to slowly try and rock out of bed.

686
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Speaker 16: I couldn't sit myself up, and my wife felt me

687
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Speaker 16: trying to move out of bed, so she started to

688
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Speaker 16: give me the old her.

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Speaker 2: Right itself stranded on the beach. Yeap, Oh that is

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Speaker 2: undignified or very that is horrible. All right, So we're

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Speaker 2: looking for what store have you got when you were

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Speaker 2: just in a moment in life where it was just undignified.

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Speaker 2: No judgments here, Christian no Connell's show podcast, All right,

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Speaker 2: what is your undignified moment? For me? It's a couple

695
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Speaker 2: of years ago. It's the morning after my wife's fiftieth

696
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Speaker 2: when I killed my back trying to lift a couch

697
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Speaker 2: by myself. I had a hangover. I should have waited

698
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Speaker 2: for support. I thought, I'll just get this done one

699
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Speaker 2: there's thing to do. I had a terrible hangover, my

700
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Speaker 2: back I just ping. Something something very bad happened and

701
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Speaker 2: I had to not just take a knee, I had

702
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Speaker 2: to actually go to the floor, lie down the floor

703
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 2: half an hour age I still couldn't get up, and

704
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Speaker 2: my wife said, I think we need to call the paramedics. Went,

705
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Speaker 2: I'll be fine, it's just given another half an hour.

706
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Speaker 2: She rang the non emergency number and they said, can

707
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Speaker 2: your husband get up? Unaided to go to the toilet,

708
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Speaker 2: and I said, to my sort of not forgo. Actually

709
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Speaker 2: I can't do that. Had to ask for a bowl

710
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Speaker 2: so that I could lean over on the side of

711
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Speaker 2: the front room floor. I said to please do it

712
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Speaker 2: the other way. I just needed to go to the toilet.

713
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Speaker 2: I just needed something I can put under myself. And

714
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Speaker 2: the bowl isn't relevant. I just at thefied moment it

715
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: was actually a salad ball. Patsy hasn't been replaced. Sometimes

716
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Speaker 2: when mother in law comes around, I go, that's the bowl,

717
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Speaker 2: and I feel so good. That's the apple side of

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Speaker 2: vinega Jackie. That's undignified. When you're lying on your own

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Speaker 2: lounge from floor on your side, go and look away,

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Speaker 2: look away to your wife so you can go to

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Speaker 2: the toilet.

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Speaker 7: And I guess then it's her job to pick the ball,

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Speaker 7: take the boy away.

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Speaker 2: And chuck it out in the garden. Then I had

725
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Speaker 2: to go call the paramedics. Will down my own house

726
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Speaker 2: on on those trolleys, neighbors looking on where you don't

727
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Speaker 2: you look? All right?

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Speaker 7: You see what happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, all right? So what is your undignified moment?

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Speaker 2: Four one four one four three. And so far this sweek,

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Speaker 2: we haven't given away one thousand dollars for our call

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Speaker 2: of the week, so your undignified sharing could win you

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Speaker 2: in It' still one thousand dollars this morning on the show.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Undignified Moments in Life. That's still we're only up

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Speaker 2: the lines right now nine four one four one oh

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Speaker 2: four three. Often during the show there are so many

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Speaker 2: of you calling in to share your stories. Everyone's on

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Speaker 2: the phone is trying to take your calls to work

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Speaker 2: out the good ones to share, so with all the producers,

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Speaker 2: and Jack does that as well. To Jack to actually

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Speaker 2: find out of all the thousands that we were calling

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Speaker 2: in right now, not one but two on the bounce,

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Speaker 2: defecation stories says more about what you're putting out to

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Speaker 2: the universe. I think Jack twice he's gone, hang on,

746
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Speaker 2: I just check with Chris, crap their pads on count Okay,

747
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Speaker 2: it's all but and then he does this one and

748
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Speaker 2: but email him. He'd love to read that later on

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Speaker 2: tonight in the comfort is their own home. Email him

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Speaker 2: and wasting.

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Speaker 7: All right, so just to let you know there are

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Speaker 7: none of those will go.

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Speaker 2: To well, but he needed to check with the supervisor.

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Speaker 2: All right. So Undignified life Moments nine four one four

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Speaker 2: one O four three Raquel, Good morning, Good morning, all right, Raquel,

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Speaker 2: your undignified life moment. What happened?

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Speaker 9: I was traveling home on the train from work, just

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Speaker 9: stuttling all my work here that altogether a seat on

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Speaker 9: the train, got a seat sat down, people looking at

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Speaker 9: me a bit oddly, and I was wondering if it

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Speaker 9: was because though jealous, I had to seat there standing

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Speaker 9: and more people got on the train, people sort of

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Speaker 9: looking at me, and I was thinking, okay, what's going

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Speaker 9: on here? Got off the train at the end of

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Speaker 9: my journey, which was probably that now to forty five

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Speaker 9: minutes later, walked to my car, got in the car,

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Speaker 9: pulled down the visor. I note, that's something in my face.

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Speaker 9: And then I noticed that one of the lensers had

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Speaker 9: popped out of my sunglasses. And I have not noticed

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Speaker 9: I'm trying all that way.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, so what the only really was just one

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Speaker 2: of those days when you're in your own head you

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Speaker 2: just don't even know what's really going on.

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Speaker 5: Well, I think it.

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Speaker 9: Was just three dollar Bali sunglasses.

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Speaker 2: That probably.

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Speaker 7: Your ability to see that one eye shaded and one

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Speaker 7: eye is off.

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Speaker 9: But I didn't really been in.

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Speaker 2: The races all day. That's the sort of image that

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Speaker 2: defines it. There's the police have been pushed over and

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Speaker 2: there's a lady with only one ray ban. That's remarkable.

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Speaker 9: I'm blaming Bali.

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Speaker 7: Why are all these half shaded people looking at me?

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Speaker 2: Raquel. That's a great story. Thank you very much for sharing, mate.

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Speaker 2: Have a good day, Thank you, Mick. Good morning, Mick.

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Speaker 2: What is your undignified life moment?

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Speaker 10: Hi? Guys, here we go and we're good.

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Speaker 2: So what have you got mate?

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Speaker 10: Well, I was working on nursery a number of years ago,

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Speaker 10: trimming some trees up a ladder when I slipped and

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00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 10: behind it was a six foot star picket. Now it

793
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Speaker 10: glanced off my wallet in my back pocket, ripped through

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Speaker 10: the back of my trousers and behind my belt. So

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Speaker 10: I ended up on the ground standing up with a

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Speaker 10: six foot star picket through the back of my pants

797
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Speaker 10: and the only way to extricate myself was to remove

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Speaker 10: my boots and my trousers.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, that's your story, just as I was getting me

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Speaker 18: trouser down, that's your storing the stick in to it.

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Speaker 2: You're on a path with a group of customers, your

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Speaker 2: own petard.

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Speaker 13: I didn't who didn't wived?

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Speaker 10: And I had to explain myself in the office later on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet Yeah, the tribunal.

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Speaker 7: It sounds like a poor story by the time I

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Speaker 7: got to ask.

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Speaker 2: Been too polished. If you ask me, we perva all right, Thanks,

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Speaker 2: mit your life PERV moments tomorrow on the show now.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Do you love your job? It's such a joy to

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Speaker 2: hear how much joy and love people have for what,

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Speaker 2: if ever it's they do in life. And people have

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Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks jobs where they're finding joy

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Speaker 2: in sometimes very extreme situations. And there's something really special

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Speaker 2: about hearing those who being witness to it. So if

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Speaker 2: you love your jobs, give us a call this morning

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Speaker 2: till I saw about it. Nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: oh four three. Good morning, Carol. Good now, I understand

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Speaker 2: in about five minutes time the joy that you have

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Speaker 2: for your job. You need to go and do it,

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Speaker 2: so I won't delay you too long. What is it

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Speaker 2: you love doing, Carol?

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Speaker 19: Well, I work on a school passing at summers on

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Speaker 19: the morning to Peninsulo, and I have the beautiful children.

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Speaker 19: I've been at this crossing for fourteen years, so I've

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Speaker 19: see the children go from sometimes kindergarten right through the

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Speaker 19: sixth grade and sometimes under high school and university.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, what a journey you must go on them.

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Speaker 19: Oh, just wonderful.

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Speaker 2: So you've been doing it for fourteen years at this

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Speaker 2: school year, so I've.

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Speaker 19: Done been a crossing supervisor for about fifteen years and

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Speaker 19: I just love it.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's lovely to hear. So you start to work

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Speaker 2: a couple of in his time.

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Speaker 13: Here's at fifteen.

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Speaker 2: And what is it you like? You like being a

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Speaker 2: friendly sort of presence and a face to the kids

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Speaker 2: in the morning.

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Speaker 19: Yes, And if I'm feeling a bit down in the morning,

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Speaker 19: when by the time I've talked to a couple of

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Speaker 19: the kids, I feel wonderful.

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Speaker 2: That's lovely.

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Speaker 19: It's just lovely. They're just beautiful children, lovely parents. And

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Speaker 19: oh and I've got a big ads there on Sunday.

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Speaker 19: If anyone's interested in Summer's primary school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why not.

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Speaker 19: It's a big arch spear.

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Speaker 10: It's some really well known lovely carol.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. You give us a call and

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Speaker 2: good luck at work today.

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Speaker 19: Oh sir, thank you?

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Speaker 2: All right, Thanks God, Let's go to Jackie. Good morning Jackie.

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Speaker 2: You love your job.

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Speaker 11: I do, Christian. I'm so fortunate that I am working

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Speaker 11: as part of a volunteer coordinator for the Age Care

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Speaker 11: Volunteer Visitor Scheme. So I get to pair beautiful volunteers

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Speaker 11: with people in our age care society.

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Speaker 2: To tell me more about that. So they go and

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Speaker 2: see old people at home or in care centers. What happens?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Absolutely, They need to be either in an age care

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Speaker 11: facility or living independently in their own home, and they

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Speaker 11: get the benefit of having a lovely friendship volunteers to

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Speaker 11: go and visit them once a fortnite.

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Speaker 2: And if people listen to this, right, they might be

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Speaker 2: semi retired or they'd like to do something like that.

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Speaker 2: What do they need to do? How can they volunteer

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Speaker 2: to be part of that?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well it's a it's a new scheme started on

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Speaker 11: the first of July. They can look it up for Google.

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Speaker 11: It's the Aged Care Volunteer Visitor Scheme and there's lots

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Speaker 11: of links there and we advertise on seek Volunteer. Many

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Speaker 11: people don't know and they can apply to be a

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Speaker 11: companion for one of these lovely people off and they're

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Speaker 11: lonely and may not have family. So it's a really

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Speaker 11: beautiful program.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a lovely thing to do. Honestly. The

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Speaker 2: way that the elderly are treated sometimes is terrible. They

881
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Speaker 2: are sort of dumped and people don't go and see

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Speaker 2: them and whatever for whatever reason. But I think it'd

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Speaker 2: be a lovely thing if people have the time that

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Speaker 2: they can actually go and do that and chat to

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Speaker 2: someone and have a cup of tea with them and

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Speaker 2: just hear theo's stories that they've still got in them

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Speaker 2: as well.

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Speaker 4: The other thing they do, my father has early Alzheimer's

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Speaker 4: and the other thing that these people do that go

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Speaker 4: into the home, I've got to say is they give

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Speaker 4: the care a break because it's so full on. It's

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Speaker 4: twenty four cents and so it just, yeah, it just

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Speaker 4: gives my mom a break to be able to just

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Speaker 4: go and get a haircut or something, so that yeah,

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Speaker 4: they're playing such valuable roles in our communities every day.

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Speaker 2: Jackie, good on you for what you are, what you

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Speaker 2: and your team do. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Thanks Christian, Well, Christian no Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We're asking you let me do every Wednesday. Now. Do

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Speaker 2: you love your job? If you do? Share it with

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Speaker 2: us all. There's something infectious about hearing how much joy

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Speaker 2: people have for what they do in life. Kevin is

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Speaker 2: one of those guys. Kevin White, Christian. Let me tell

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Speaker 2: you about my job. I do gardening for the elderly

905
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Speaker 2: still living at home on the home care packages. I

906
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Speaker 2: try cutting out my days because of my health issues,

907
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 2: but missed doing my job so much i went back

908
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Speaker 2: to full time. I love seeing the elderly, listen to

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Speaker 2: their stories and drinking so much tea and coffee cake. Hey, listen,

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Speaker 2: if you got any more coffee cake lefto. I love

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Speaker 2: coffee cake. Let's get to Nicole here. Good morning Nicole, Oh,

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Speaker 2: good morning Christian. Now Nicole, what do you do that

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Speaker 2: you love so much? Mate?

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Speaker 17: I'm a mobile dog groomer.

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Speaker 2: And Nicole, what do you love that? Have you been

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Speaker 2: doing it long?

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Speaker 5: I've started in the pandemic in like twenty twenty and yeah,

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Speaker 5: I absolutely love it. It's the best job and I'll

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Speaker 5: be doing it for the rest of my life, until

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Speaker 5: I'm one hundred.

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Speaker 2: And what is it you like about it? What did

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Speaker 2: you do before? Is it obviously the last couple of

923
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Speaker 2: years then for your life?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so before I sat in an office and you know,

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Speaker 5: I just did admin staff And now I'm active. I'm

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Speaker 5: out every day, you know, raining, sunny, and I get

927
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Speaker 5: to talk to clients, which I love. I love my clients,

928
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Speaker 5: and I also love the doggies. They are just so beautiful.

929
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Speaker 2: How is that you be happy to washing the clients?

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Speaker 5: The clients are great because they like yesterday, you know,

931
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Speaker 5: worked all day. They know I'm busy, you know, they

932
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Speaker 5: get it, and they give me coffee, they give me cakes,

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Speaker 5: So give me if.

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Speaker 2: You're getting a good sublime tea coffee cake. It's so

935
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Speaker 2: good in the world. You need to sort that out

936
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Speaker 2: here and during the show, Actually, and what's the name

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Speaker 2: of your business.

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Speaker 5: It's called Honey and the Pooch. Honey because my name's

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Speaker 5: Nicole Honey.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to say you the honey. It would

941
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Speaker 2: it come across as creepy if I went and you

942
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Speaker 2: were and you the honey, so honey in the pooch.

943
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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I work in your area, so I'm off

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Speaker 5: to Hampton now, Oh, lovely.

945
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Speaker 2: Giant look out for you. And have you got that

946
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Speaker 2: little the little toe a long truck thing? Yes, I

947
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Speaker 2: have that dog's always looking out over like a horse thing.

948
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Speaker 2: Isn't it that face there? While they've been hair dried?

949
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Speaker 2: The hairdressers? And what have you got today? What clients?

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Speaker 2: You got a coup of Dashians and kavoodles if it's

951
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Speaker 2: around there?

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Speaker 5: What have you got a lot of cavoodles? To the

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Speaker 5: King Charles Cavalier a bordello or something? In writing?

954
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Speaker 2: Do you mean an actual bord dams?

955
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Speaker 5: This is this is a border Collie poodle.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of such a thing, Nicole.

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Speaker 7: Do you charge on size of dog? If yeah, Christians

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Speaker 7: say little toy poodle Reggie? Is he a lot cheaper

959
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Speaker 7: than the German shepherd?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'll tell you what we got

962
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Speaker 2: dog groomers, right, they're very good. It's two of them.

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Speaker 2: Bloody take ages though, I mean, just give them a

964
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Speaker 2: not spray with the hose and a little shampoo and

965
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Speaker 2: chuck them back on the house. Now, and a half

966
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Speaker 2: doing them and like giving them a hack.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it takes about like come, I've got it down

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Speaker 5: to an hour and a half now.

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Speaker 2: I mean we don't even get This is human grooming,

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Speaker 2: by the way, but.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of care of you know, I say

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Speaker 5: to my clients, I work on dog time. Okay, so

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Speaker 5: I don't have human time. I have dog time.

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Speaker 7: And that's seven years to every one of our years.

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Speaker 2: Seven dollars charge on dog money as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, you know it's you know, it's a

977
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Speaker 5: hard job. I've got to do anal glands.

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Speaker 2: Sorry again, I'm lushy.

979
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Speaker 7: Excuse me, don't grab your clothes, cakes, you.

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Speaker 5: Get pooed on, you get weed on, and you know

981
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Speaker 5: it's but you know, I come home smelling like a

982
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 5: dog and.

983
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, honey, in the pooch, good lack, thank

984
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Speaker 2: you very much than anal glands. We got it.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to the show, Tiny Davis, Christian, Jack and

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Speaker 2: bats So used to listen to your show when I

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Speaker 2: lived in Geelong, But I moved to Sydney eighteen months

989
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Speaker 2: ago and today I've only just realized I can still

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Speaker 2: listen live to you on the iHeart Free app. Tanya,

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Speaker 2: We've been missing you. Welcome back to the show. There's

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Speaker 2: something I've been missing over the last eighteen months and

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Speaker 2: you're back. Welcome back, Tania Davis. Dan, you love your job?

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Speaker 2: What do you do? Mate?

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00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 13: Hey Christian? How are you hello?

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00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 2: Mate? Welcome to the show. So what do you love? Dan?

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00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 2: What do you do?

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Speaker 4: Ah?

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Speaker 13: Well, I'm a magician and a window cleaner. I'm self

1000
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 13: employed and the two different types of activities sort of it.

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Speaker 13: It's in well with me.

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Speaker 2: So I would love it if my window cleaner went,

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Speaker 2: is this your card through the window? Do you do that?

1004
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 3: Last way?

1005
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: The one clean?

1006
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Speaker 7: But both I would say, have gloves something that's.

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Speaker 2: So Dan, give yourself a plug? So is the is

1008
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Speaker 2: there the magician on the side at the moment you'd

1009
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,160
Speaker 2: like it to become full time?

1010
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Speaker 13: The magician is more full time than the window cleaning, because,

1011
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 13: especially from now till Christmas, it starts getting I start

1012
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 13: getting a lot of bookings through the week, a lot

1013
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 13: of corporate bookings and family.

1014
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 2: The windows of Melbourne. When is David Copperfield coming back?

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Speaker 7: I didn't realize the magicians had a hot period of

1016
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Speaker 7: the year.

1017
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Speaker 2: I thought it was all year round seasonal work.

1018
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 13: You rend on the weekends, but weekdays it's mostly from

1019
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 13: October till December.

1020
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Speaker 2: I love that. Now whenever I see a window clean,

1021
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 2: I'm going to go, as a magician what they do

1022
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 2: and they got this s bad day the ladder on that.

1023
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 2: Let's start. If people do want to book you, where

1024
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 2: they find you?

1025
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 13: Mate, amazing, mister twist.

1026
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 2: Do you think amazing is the most common so prefits

1027
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 2: for a magician. I saw the amazing bubble Man years

1028
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 2: ago at a festival.

1029
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 13: Yeah it is, Yeah, it is, absolutely, but it just

1030
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 13: seems to fit with the mister twist. So I started

1031
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 13: off doing balloon twisting yep, as in mister Twist. But

1032
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 13: you know, then started developing magic as I went on.

1033
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 2: Because if I hired you and all it was was

1034
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,399
Speaker 2: more giraffes and that little dog, I'm going Dan, get

1035
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 2: the cars and get the cars. Where are the doves?

1036
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 2: Where's the Yeah? Absolutely doves.

1037
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:24,240
Speaker 13: Actually what I work with most. I worked with doves

1038
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 13: appearing and disappearing and amazing stuff with doves. Amazing should

1039
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 13: stop saying.

1040
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 2: That he got too business there, right, got amazing, mister Twists.

1041
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:40,600
Speaker 2: And what about amazing mister doves? Nothing I got nothing. So, yeah,

1042
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 2: look you were still doing stuff with doves. I thought

1043
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 2: the magic world had moved on now it was still

1044
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 2: more close up work and illusions.

1045
00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 13: No, no, well I use doves a lot. You know,

1046
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 13: there'll be like a little fire flash of doves appears,

1047
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 13: he disappears, and he jumps out of a picture, picture

1048
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 13: of fame of it like a painting.

1049
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 2: Where do you keep the duves? Do you look up

1050
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 2: the duves? Or are they somewhere else? They sort of

1051
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:04,839
Speaker 2: someone else?

1052
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 13: The secret, little secret little places here and there?

1053
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:08,720
Speaker 2: What around the house?

1054
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 13: Oh the hell, No, I've got avery.

1055
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 2: Oh no, I want to say, you're get at your

1056
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 2: shoes out there on the flipping dub in there, the hats.

1057
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 2: You're going down his house and flipping doves everywhere you

1058
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 2: lift up the toilet seat, doves in there.

1059
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 13: Well, they say that the the quirky magician uses a

1060
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:36,560
Speaker 13: feather is quirky, but the perverted magician will use the

1061
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 13: whole duve.

1062
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 2: That's a whole different market for you if you want

1063
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 2: to do that.

1064
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 13: Yeah, I get a little bit of a market there too.

1065
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 2: Not to find that more, but just not on a

1066
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 2: family show, all.

1067
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 13: Right, yeah, the family shows. Yeah, that's not in the

1068
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 13: family show.

1069
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: I didn't even think I want to know where he

1070
00:51:56,040 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 2: lies the doves? All right, Dan, good on you. Okay,

1071
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Speaker 2: the amazing mister twist everyone and he disappears. Carl Brighter.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, this is someone doesn't want to play.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like materialistic things. A fancy car would be top

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Speaker 4: of my list.

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Speaker 2: It's not a number five loose leaf tea instead of

1099
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 2: tea bags any moost do that.

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00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 4: Ta bag all the way?

1101
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 2: Too messy? The fridge has a nice dispenser. You ask

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00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 2: someone what school they went to. Number two there's only

1103
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 2: one person on the show. That is Ria from Sydney.

1104
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 2: You can ski with those Salomon skis. And number one

1105
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 2: this is a clear one. You call your parents Mummy

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00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 2: and Daddy. The other one is Papa Papa. All right.

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00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 2: So we're looking for your fancy movies today on World

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00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 2: whoa Stay fancy today? Fancy movies? When Prince Harry met

1109
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 2: Sally Silver, Actually I don't think he's got that much

1110
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,959
Speaker 2: money anymore? Is he taking it all from grandmother? Dude?

1111
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 2: Where's my caviat gold? Croquet dundee gold? That's not a

1112
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 2: mallet if you know, you know croquet fans. Oh Butler,

1113
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 2: Where art thou? Oh Butler, where art thou?

1114
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:42,720
Speaker 7: Silver?

1115
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 2: Horton his a wo Horton and singing in the range

1116
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:54,240
Speaker 2: drover silver? All right, jackie boy? What are the pos shows?

1117
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:55,879
Speaker 7: Watching Salem's yacht?

1118
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 2: Very good struts? Why not? Unimportsy that's a gold.

1119
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,840
Speaker 7: This one's very posh. Yeah, bend it like Victoria Beckham,

1120
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 7: the original posh bice. Yeah, no, bit too clever for

1121
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 7: this audience.

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00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is.

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00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, silver plus sonic the hedge fund.

1124
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,359
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's gold, very good.

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00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:24,239
Speaker 7: And snake's on the pointy end of the plane. They're

1126
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 7: in first class.

1127
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:30,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the old explainer. It's the punchline. All right. That's

1128
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 2: poor man's gold is bronze? All right? What have you

1129
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 2: got them? Fancy movies Textus yours oh four seventy five

1130
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 2: three one O four three were mark them in five

1131
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 2: minutes time? Fancy movies.

1132
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

1133
00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 2: Billy Ida Rebel Yell, Christian O'Connell showing gold time waster. Today,

1134
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,080
Speaker 2: we're looking for your posh movies. Make a movie. Fancy

1135
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: you and five charms off to Red Hot Summers all Live.

1136
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 2: So I've been doing during that song? All right, what

1137
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:12,800
Speaker 2: are the pos shows watching? Let's find out? Throw Mummy

1138
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 2: from the train, Silver plus some Hayley, Edward Polo hands gold,

1139
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 2: a mile Hi Ti Silver, Mommy and Daddy Daycare Silver,

1140
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 2: Anthony Welder, Edward t Cozy hands, Bronze, Edward Swanky hands,

1141
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 2: Oh Hello, Gold Along Caviare Spider Silver, slum Dog Billionaire Silver,

1142
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 2: upgraded Posha Curious Case of Benjamin Bugatti Gold. That's what

1143
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 2: mercians you. How to lose a gentleman in ten days? Bronze, Juice, Bigelow,

1144
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:59,240
Speaker 2: Polo Gigglow. There we go. That's it, pull, well done, Pompenheimer.

1145
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 7: Pompenheimer, very good.

1146
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 2: Gold, Edward pearl handled scissor hands.

1147
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 7: Is that a common object?

1148
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:10,720
Speaker 4: Bronze?

1149
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 2: It it feels like.

1150
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 7: Something you made.

1151
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Silence to the Lamborghinis. Silver tangle and Cashmere, Oh

1152
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 2: my gosh, facial off gold. That's very good. Li Smith

1153
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 2: fac is very good. Opelheimer. Oh gold, that is brilliant, Sonia,

1154
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 2: Well done. I'm a getting a Butler bronze forget about.

1155
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 2: We brought a zoo, we brought a golf simulator. You

1156
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 2: and I know someone one of those reservoir corgies. Good

1157
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 2: enough for the Queen Claire, Well done, and bend it

1158
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 2: like Buckingham Gold all right? Who is off with five

1159
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 2: charms to red hot Summits?

1160
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 7: All live Sonya and her chums for Opelheimer.

1161
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 2: Well done.

1162
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 3: The Christian Connell Show podcast.

1163
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 2: Won't we return tomorrow morning? We will be back with

1164
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:07,200
Speaker 2: our search for your killer facts and what the Facts?

1165
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 18: What the Fat is a little segment where we will

1166
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 18: judge your back.

1167
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 2: What the fact? Babby? All right? Last week on what

1168
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 2: the Facts some of our favorite ones.

1169
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 15: Did you know that female capsicum have four bumps on

1170
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 15: the underside and males only have three? And just like women,

1171
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 15: you know, females are sweeter.

1172
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: Fascinating.

1173
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 6: Nobody's actually allergic to kafa.

1174
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 13: Instead, they're actually allergic to cats aliva, which they of

1175
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 13: course use the groom themselves.

1176
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 2: Fascinating.

1177
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 17: Well, Christian, you so how big Australia is?

1178
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 13: Well, if you go around one way and it's two

1179
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 13: thousand kilometers less than the other way.

1180
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 2: Fascinating. You have a question about that.

1181
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 7: Hearing that back we should have at the time, But

1182
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 7: that has to be wrong. Two thousand kilometers you saved

1183
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 7: by going on the inside lane, is what he was claiming.

1184
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 7: That's got to be wrong.

1185
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 2: What have you found out about that now?

1186
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,800
Speaker 4: Jack is actually right, It's only a difference of twenty

1187
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 4: meters going the other way around.

1188
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 7: To think in two thousand k's is like Melbourne to cams.

1189
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,520
Speaker 2: But I thought that that it's so big the country

1190
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,040
Speaker 2: kind of made sense last week. We all let it slide.

1191
00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 7: Yes, no, we congratulated him and padded him on the back,

1192
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 7: but you get halfway around the country essentially with two

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00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 7: thousand k's.

1194
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:33,680
Speaker 2: All right, so to on the show. Then we're looking

1195
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 2: for your kidder facts or indeed made up facts like

1196
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 2: that one.

1197
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,360
Speaker 7: There will be just back checked tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: It's just twenty meters.

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00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 7: Literally, nineteen point seven meters.

1200
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 2: And here's the amazing thing, right, this is the biggest

1201
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 2: radio station in Melbourne. This is the biggest breakfast show

1202
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 2: in the morning Melbourne. We all just let that slide

1203
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 2: last week. I haven't been in five years. You went, yep,

1204
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 2: that seems le jit and it's only jack to be

1205
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 2: fair just now, it's writes, Hang on a minute, guys.

1206
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 2: A solid six days later, there's there's no way that

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01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: adds up. It's just twenty meters.

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01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 7: It's still still a fun fact, nowhere near what he claims.

1209
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 2: It's not fascinating. All right, We're back tomorrow with vaguely

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Speaker 2: half assed facts. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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Speaker 2: com dot a you.

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Speaker 3: Christian o'connells Show podcast