Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: It's me artsimone, and I have a very special skill
Speaker 2: judging people. In fact, I'm so good at it, I've
Speaker 2: managed to wrangle a podcast.
Speaker 1: Out of it. Can you believe?
Speaker 2: Now? I sit down with regular, every day, sometimes very
Speaker 2: drab looking people, and I judge them so hard and
Speaker 2: July I figure out what they're concealing from us.
Speaker 1: Who knows what today will bring.
Speaker 2: It might be juicy, it might be freaky, or it
Speaker 2: might be very private.
Speaker 1: Let's find out roll the tide.
Speaker 3: Hi, am Amy. I'm thirty years old and I currently
Speaker 3: reside in Sydney. I'm a Gemini and I also have
Speaker 3: an identical twin sister. I have a law degree and
Speaker 3: I work very long and odd hours, sometimes very early
Speaker 3: in the morning to around midnight, whatever it takes to
Speaker 3: get the job done. My job takes up a lot
Speaker 3: of times, so I don't have much time for anything else.
Speaker 3: But I am considering something that is very private about me.
Speaker 1: All right, hallo, Amy, how are you? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 3: Thanks? Thanks for having me today.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks for.
Speaker 2: Coming on down now. I've never seen you before in
Speaker 2: my life. This is my first time laying eyes on you.
Speaker 2: So you're seeing in front of me you look nice
Speaker 2: and cozy in a nice little jumper. You've got your
Speaker 2: big glasses on. Does that mean are they prescription?
Speaker 3: They are definitely prescriptions.
Speaker 2: Okay, because I know some people that wear them just
Speaker 2: for aesthetics, and as someone that has to wear glasses,
Speaker 2: I find that appropriation of my culture.
Speaker 1: Enjoy those eyeballs while you have that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's absolutely anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, with glasses, got to jumper, beautiful, smile, brown hair, stunning.
Speaker 1: All right, law, So you've studied law or you're still studying.
Speaker 3: I have completed my degree.
Speaker 2: Technically, like you're a lawyer. Technically, yes, but that's not
Speaker 2: what you're concealing from me.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so all right, and what type of
Speaker 2: law do you special arts in? Me?
Speaker 3: I don't practice law at the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh did you have to specialize in a certain area
Speaker 2: when you were studying?
Speaker 3: No, so I did a Bachelor of Laws. It's just
Speaker 3: you study different types of law. Taught law, contract law
Speaker 3: to basic law in university and then I did the
Speaker 3: mission to the Supreme Court as a solicitor. But I
Speaker 3: didn't get my practicing certificate.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: I don't know what any of that says. But I've
Speaker 2: met Geina Aliano and she wears a funny hat.
Speaker 1: So and you have.
Speaker 2: An identical twins sister, I do. Okay, now what's that like?
Speaker 2: How has that been for you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know what, I had a bit of an identity
Speaker 3: crisis when I was growing up. They would say, you know,
Speaker 3: are you Amy or Mel? And I'll be like, it's
Speaker 3: it's Amy, Like oh well, same thing.
Speaker 1: You sit out there, you dare you?
Speaker 3: Exactly right?
Speaker 1: Interchangeable. I'm not the spare.
Speaker 3: I was not the Spare, yeah exactly. I tried my
Speaker 3: best to do something absolutely different to my twin sister
Speaker 3: in terms of career choice everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All I think it was like the Veronicas and one
Speaker 2: went blonde and I still don't know which ones which,
Speaker 2: which is probably not helping the situation. But do you
Speaker 2: like the Veronica's a very important question.
Speaker 3: I don't mind their music.
Speaker 1: It's okay, good.
Speaker 2: So what I'm going to be doing is ask you
Speaker 2: three questions, and from the answers to those three questions,
Speaker 2: I am going to try and work out what it
Speaker 2: is that you're concealing from me.
Speaker 1: Okay, yep, okay.
Speaker 2: Question number one, did you have a special skill growing up.
Speaker 3: Well, when I was growing up, I was I went
Speaker 3: to a Catholic school, so there's a lot of Catholicism.
Speaker 3: And my sister, my twin sister, and I got up
Speaker 3: to no good. So we concoct this plan to watch
Speaker 3: the priest's movement. So we like slipped under the gates
Speaker 3: and there was all this mud, so we lift up
Speaker 3: the skirt, made sure that only our knees got muddy.
Speaker 3: We watched the priest exit the church, and we slipped in,
Speaker 3: stole some of the wine, the holy bread as well,
Speaker 3: marked around in there, ask God for forgiveness, and then
Speaker 3: we back out. And then there was boys that did
Speaker 3: the same thing. Obviously they didn't get into the church
Speaker 3: or break into the church, but we did. And then
Speaker 3: the principle will actually pinned that on them on the
Speaker 3: boys say, we all muddy and we weren't right.
Speaker 2: Yes, see your special skill growing up with being a
Speaker 2: secret spy, sleuth, thieve, slash putting it on someone else. Right,
Speaker 2: I do enjoy that. You're like, why are we here,
Speaker 2: Let's just get the next step out?
Speaker 1: Sorry, please forgive us, sorry on the way out.
Speaker 3: Don't mind if I do, yes, put on someone else.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: Question number two, what reality show would you be most
Speaker 2: likely to go on?
Speaker 3: I would say The Hunted?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, can you describe The Hunted for someone
Speaker 2: that hasn't seen it before.
Speaker 3: It's a reality TV show. We've got people that are
Speaker 3: outlaws that have to get away from the Hunters, and
Speaker 3: if you're able to outrun the Hunters, you get a
Speaker 3: cash price.
Speaker 2: Oh, money would be good, wouldn't it. I know the
Speaker 2: guy that won the first season. Fun fact, he actually
Speaker 2: reached out to me, like Wiley was on because of
Speaker 2: one of the weeks he got into disguise and they
Speaker 2: dresses like old ladies or something, just get away from them.
Speaker 2: But he wanted me to like doing up and drag
Speaker 2: for one of them. Didn't happen. So it was like,
Speaker 2: what the hell is this? Hunted? Are you actually in trouble?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 1: It's like, I can't tell you the details. It's well
Speaker 1: not happening.
Speaker 2: Love Okay, Hunted runs Okay, I'm getting sneaky vibes, sneaky snake.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Question number three, If you were to get arrested, what
Speaker 2: would most people assume it would be for.
Speaker 3: Brey can enter? Okay, this is there's a lot of
Speaker 3: hashtag thug life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of criminal vibe in the room.
Speaker 2: Okay, a lot of sneaky snakes, a lot of you know,
Speaker 2: this is why we have crim safe. Okay, this is
Speaker 2: because of you, I reckon? Can I sponsor this?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's recap Okay, thirty years old Gemini, half of
Speaker 2: an identical sister duo.
Speaker 1: Practice law.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, Okay, breaking and entering is just a
Speaker 2: common theme that's coming across your breaking and entering?
Speaker 1: What could that be? Is this legal?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Am I have I got an actual criminal in front
Speaker 1: of me?
Speaker 2: Like? Can I guess that? Or Okay, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of crime. Oh but then maybe you could flip it
Speaker 2: on the other song. It could be oh I hate crime,
Speaker 2: gu because maybe to like fight the crime, you have
Speaker 2: to be a criminal.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you a wanted felon? Like? Do I have
Speaker 1: to report this to believe?
Speaker 3: I'm a private investigator. I'm running a private investigation firm
Speaker 3: based in Sydney. We specialize in corporate investigations, finding missing people,
Speaker 3: doing background checks and due diligence, as well as specializing
Speaker 3: in infidelity and helping people with their personal affairs.
Speaker 2: I was getting there because I was like, you've got
Speaker 2: to be able to think like them to like I
Speaker 2: nearly got it, but also maybe still I wanted fell
Speaker 2: and you're not telling us.
Speaker 3: Keep that under wraps on mine.
Speaker 2: Oh so she's a private investigator. I thought they were
Speaker 2: only from the movies. Well, stay away from our privates.
Speaker 2: They don't need investigating. But I'm sure there's some good
Speaker 2: scandalous story. All Right, we're here with Amy, and I've
Speaker 2: found out that she is not a wanted felon that
Speaker 2: we know of. Now.
Speaker 1: She is a private investigator.
Speaker 2: Are how do you even become a private investigator? She
Speaker 2: just like wake up one day and go, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: just going to do that, Like how's it happened?
Speaker 3: Well for me personally, it was just by chance. So
Speaker 3: you just got like a job in a private investigation firm,
Speaker 3: like locating stolen vehicles now like high vehicles like Hurtz
Speaker 3: and Avis and things like that, soople to put false
Speaker 3: details down. So start off doing basic things like that,
Speaker 3: locating those vehicles for those companies. And then I started
Speaker 3: with insurance for all investigations, and I kind of just
Speaker 3: went off on my own. And then learned all the
Speaker 3: skills on field and things like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've never really put too much thought into
Speaker 2: this because everyone goes, oh the police do that, but
Speaker 2: they don't care about insurance for au. They don't care
Speaker 2: about things like that because that is more about speeding
Speaker 2: tickets and blood and gut some dead people, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. The civil matters, like, for example, if
Speaker 3: someone obsconds with a lot of debt and they disappear
Speaker 3: because they've done a runner, we locate them, tracked them
Speaker 3: down and help get that money back.
Speaker 1: That's crazy though.
Speaker 2: So you just saw a job advertised, you said, I
Speaker 2: reckon I could do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's how you got into it. Where are you
Speaker 2: at now? Like do you have your own business or
Speaker 2: you like Amy's crim Safe. I'll start back with the
Speaker 2: crim Safe again, like where are you at now? In
Speaker 2: the world of private investigation?
Speaker 3: So I run my own company, which is national and
Speaker 3: career agency. So it's a business where clients come to
Speaker 3: us direct and then if there's anything based in Sydney,
Speaker 3: I usually personally do it myself along with other colleagues.
Speaker 3: And then I can also service interstates, so if the
Speaker 3: matter crosses the border, even internationally.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, do you feel like super secret?
Speaker 3: Like do you feel secret spy?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you get secret spy vibes?
Speaker 3: I do sometimes. I even got the leather jacket, the
Speaker 3: trench coats my house to match when it's appropriate. This
Speaker 3: vibes on.
Speaker 1: And did you do any sort of training or yeah?
Speaker 3: Most people X coppers. So I'm not an ex cop.
Speaker 3: So you've got to do like a cert three and
Speaker 3: investigative services through tape and you got to get certificate
Speaker 3: there is Yeah, so you can do it in like
Speaker 3: six weeks if you wanted.
Speaker 1: To okay, summer holidays, yeah.
Speaker 3: Exactly, and then you have to a new stuffals, then
Speaker 3: you're going to apply to a new stuff. I was
Speaker 3: police force for a license, a security license.
Speaker 1: Oh so you need a license? You do?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh so you can't. I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't just walk out and be like god, it's
Speaker 2: a private investigator, which you know a lot of thirteen
Speaker 2: year olds on Twitter think they're private investigators.
Speaker 1: These days.
Speaker 3: Social media is talking Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what does the day to day look like
Speaker 2: for you? Like walk me through, you know, wake up?
Speaker 2: You know you have to dodge a sniper that's been
Speaker 2: hanging out your house through a little bit and then
Speaker 2: you go and like catch a criminal.
Speaker 1: Like how's it work?
Speaker 3: So, for example, you could have someone come to you
Speaker 3: for for example, infidelity, There's many things I could do
Speaker 3: and suggest for that. It's do you want me to
Speaker 3: follow them to on Friday night to see you say,
Speaker 3: if it's a male going out with colleagues and seeing
Speaker 3: if they got to know good, I'll go clubbing with
Speaker 3: them and.
Speaker 1: Yep, you have to do secret photos.
Speaker 3: I do. So we have a lot of little micro
Speaker 3: cameras that we can hold on person that help out.
Speaker 3: It's a bit hard with the lighting in the club
Speaker 3: obviously because it's dark, but when you get really close
Speaker 3: to them it comes out clear.
Speaker 1: So it's crazy.
Speaker 2: So, yes, you could follow them, But what are the
Speaker 2: other kind of options in the world of infidelity.
Speaker 3: The unique option that I've provided in the past is
Speaker 3: kind of like a honey trap, where for example, if
Speaker 3: your if you've got a wife or husband, boyfriend, girlfriend,
Speaker 3: and you want to test the fidelity, you would come
Speaker 3: to me and then I could either want to approach
Speaker 3: them online to poses a hot man or woman and
Speaker 3: then try flirt with them and then send you the screenshots,
Speaker 3: or I could basically, you know your husband's going to
Speaker 3: be here at a certain point of time, I would
Speaker 3: send a friend of mine that's really attractive and that
Speaker 3: you know that your husband will like to hit on him.
Speaker 3: Get the number. And now I've got that number, and
Speaker 3: then I'll start flirting and I'll set up a date,
Speaker 3: get them on a date, and then I'll be in
Speaker 3: a surveillance vehicle getting them on that date. Oh yeah, wow, what.
Speaker 2: I've got a couple questions coming from that. First of all, yes,
Speaker 2: can you give me a pickup line? If you were
Speaker 2: going to try to pick me up in a honey trap?
Speaker 3: A pickup line?
Speaker 2: Yeah, trying to pick me up? Go on, I'm really easy.
Speaker 3: I really like your hair. Oh thank you, He's stunning.
Speaker 3: Think I love it the way it just sits there
Speaker 3: and it's perfect. Can I have your number?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yes, you can on a one sec I already have
Speaker 3: it already.
Speaker 2: You might not be able to answer this topic, but
Speaker 2: what type of clients are the ones that come to
Speaker 2: you in these situations where they're like, can you suss
Speaker 2: this out?
Speaker 3: So, if you're talking about infidelity, I would say it's
Speaker 3: a fifty to fifty split between men and woman.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, what's the rate of like they were correct
Speaker 2: and like they are being a bit naughty.
Speaker 3: More so that the person's playing up than not. So
Speaker 3: Usually the person has that kind of instinct or in
Speaker 3: the back of the mind that they're not being honest
Speaker 3: in that relationship, and then we end up finding that
Speaker 3: they've done something.
Speaker 2: Does that mean you've kind of been the result of
Speaker 2: like a couple of breakups?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Oh my goodness, you're like the grim Reaper for couples.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Do you get more satisfaction when you catch them out
Speaker 2: or more satisfaction when you go, look, they're actually fine,
Speaker 2: it's all in your head, babe, But also pay the bill.
Speaker 3: I'll say, even split like it's I get pretty satisfied
Speaker 3: when I catch them doing things over and over and
Speaker 3: over again, and sometimes the wife or husband will just
Speaker 3: continue to still stay with them and get like this
Speaker 3: backlog of evidence, like on a continual basis of multiple
Speaker 3: times that they've been cheating the whole in the pocket
Speaker 3: and they won't sometimes even break up. Then I also
Speaker 3: get the satisfaction where you know he's actually behaved, he's
Speaker 3: only drinking with mates and I'll send like a photo,
Speaker 3: my current photo, because I'll be there drinking, saying a
Speaker 3: pub at another table, watching them. Nothing happens, and then
Speaker 3: I get permission and I just leave.
Speaker 1: That's that's so interesting.
Speaker 2: What are your tips for blending in in a crowd
Speaker 2: in a situation like that? Because I personally struggle. I
Speaker 2: think I would have a bit of an issue if
Speaker 2: I to walk in and people are like just here,
Speaker 2: just waiting for a mate. Ye.
Speaker 3: Basically a couple of tips. So the person can't be
Speaker 3: too attractive or too ugly. I know how direct that is.
Speaker 3: But if you're too attractive, like too stunning, you wear
Speaker 3: something like, for example, you look absolutely stunning, you'd be
Speaker 3: noticeable straight away. If you're underdressed or you're dress poorly,
Speaker 3: people will notice that that you're not hygienic and things like.
Speaker 3: That's it going to be the medium. You can't have brand,
Speaker 3: so you can't be hanging off that Gucci bag because
Speaker 3: people remember those Gucci bags. So if you keep following them,
Speaker 3: they'll remember you for that Gucci bag. To get away,
Speaker 3: you're playing jeans, you're like my jumper today. You don't
Speaker 3: know like what brand it is, unless, of course, you've
Speaker 3: got the same jumper. Everything has to be unbranded.
Speaker 2: Are you secretly on a job now? Maybe are you
Speaker 2: actually doing two Birds on stone? That's right, and you're
Speaker 2: just looking around the iHeart studios going does that mean
Speaker 2: you have to have like a secret suitcase of different outfits?
Speaker 2: And just because they might walk into a high roll
Speaker 2: La bar and you're like, oh, I'm in mi kmart.
Speaker 3: Oh no, well it's actually my boot. The bit of
Speaker 3: my car has that Oh there you go. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: gotta love it because you follow them all around city,
Speaker 3: you don't know where they're going or through traffic, and
Speaker 3: it's gonna sometimes change last minute.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love that.
Speaker 2: So a lot of it is training obviously, but certain
Speaker 2: private investigations kind of they're better at different things.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. So you've got like surveillance specialists that just basically
Speaker 3: for the whole job. They're just do surveillance on foot,
Speaker 3: in car static. So they're usually the guys or there's
Speaker 3: a couple of ladies that just want to sit in
Speaker 3: a car all day. You got those. I'm a bit
Speaker 3: of a mixture. So ideal like the in depth deep
Speaker 3: web dives and the background checks on people, get leverage
Speaker 3: on them, so my clients can use that information to
Speaker 3: make a decision, for example, but they're also that combine
Speaker 3: that with surveillance. So for example, ify helping a client
Speaker 3: to then sue someone, I make sure they have assets first,
Speaker 3: and then I tail them to figure out, yes, they
Speaker 3: live there, and he's all their assets, he's their horses,
Speaker 3: his house, and he's them coming out the front. So
Speaker 3: kind of mix it up. Yeah, I've done survellans, but
Speaker 3: they're like on acreage and I've got this long camera
Speaker 3: and I'm here in my car and there's a horse.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, that's that's an asset.
Speaker 1: Isn't it?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: It is? Wow?
Speaker 2: What what is the cost of a job, Like what
Speaker 2: is there a ballpark? Because I guess some of these
Speaker 2: things may only take Is it an hourly thing?
Speaker 3: Like sometimes it's hourly. We can package it depending on
Speaker 3: how quick it is. Like if you're trying to find someone,
Speaker 3: it's going to be hourly. In it's labor intensive, so
Speaker 3: you're looking at you know, list couple thousand. But if
Speaker 3: you're doing something that's like major scam like Ponzi scheme,
Speaker 3: and this person's taken off with like at least a
Speaker 3: million dollars and you're looking, you know, tens of thousands
Speaker 3: of dollars for us to try and figure out whether gorn.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess some people may come to you and be like,
Speaker 2: I need you to chase this person because they owe
Speaker 2: me five thousand dollars, and you go, love, it's going
Speaker 2: to cost you another five thousand get you no?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you yeah? Do you have to go like,
Speaker 1: all right, just don't bother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's absolutely, it's not economically viable in this case.
Speaker 2: That's good, that's good, weird, and I like that. I'm
Speaker 2: riunning that down. Actually economically viable. I only use that
Speaker 2: next time someone wants to booked me for a gig.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do.
Speaker 1: Look, it's not economically viable for you. Heaven.
Speaker 2: Now people come to you, they go, here's my situation.
Speaker 2: Are there any jobs that you've had to knock back
Speaker 2: and say, look, I can't handle that for you. That's
Speaker 2: that's beyond.
Speaker 3: There's one in particular. I don't know if this is
Speaker 3: too heavy, but it was getting a pedophile ring and
Speaker 3: I didn't want to touch on it because I have
Speaker 3: a daughter that was the same age of the children
Speaker 3: that they pick up and I was able to work
Speaker 3: out that this pedophile ring was so sophisticated, involved nurses, doctors,
Speaker 3: all the educated people, and it was at least fifteen
Speaker 3: against me one and I was like, it's not worth
Speaker 3: me even starting. Yeah, so I didn't bother.
Speaker 1: That's crazy and like can the work be dangerous?
Speaker 3: It has been confronting, especially when I confront people like
Speaker 3: I've located them, they've disappeared because they've stolen a lot
Speaker 3: of money or done scams or Ponzi schemes, and then
Speaker 3: I've traced them down and then had to say serve documents,
Speaker 3: will give them notice that we're about to you know,
Speaker 3: the client, the liquidors are going to freeze their assets
Speaker 3: and things, and I'm at their front door when they
Speaker 3: were in hiding, Like they get very aggressive. They don't
Speaker 3: like that at all. So I've had a couple of threats.
Speaker 1: And what's it like?
Speaker 2: Because obviously people are like, oh, the police have got
Speaker 2: the power. How do people respond to you if you
Speaker 2: ever have to confront them or anything, and they're like, well,
Speaker 2: here are you? Where's your little badge thing?
Speaker 3: I think it's just about presence. So it's about holding
Speaker 3: your own when you go to them. And because you
Speaker 3: have that knowledge of the of the matter, whatever it is,
Speaker 3: when you start to communicate that to them, they know
Speaker 3: what you're immediately talking about. Else some of them just
Speaker 3: slammed it on in the face. Or I've had threats
Speaker 3: of releasing German shepherds, I had someone chase me. It's
Speaker 3: just I've had food thrown at me. Just go to
Speaker 3: do we got to do?
Speaker 2: And what makes you keep going back? Doesn't sound very fun?
Speaker 3: I mean I find it fun because I have the
Speaker 3: thrill of the chase. So I like chasing people or
Speaker 3: chasing people and they don't know I'm actually there, so
Speaker 3: it kind of gives me a bit of adrenaline kick. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I like that aspect.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Random question. Are you good at escape rooms?
Speaker 3: I have been in the past. I haven't done one
Speaker 3: for quite a while since COVID, but I am pretty good.
Speaker 3: I'm like a bit of a.
Speaker 2: Good practice good practice gods for the Christmas part this year,
Speaker 2: a go to escape rooms?
Speaker 1: All right, escape rooms camera guys.
Speaker 2: So do you have any particular, like interesting case stories
Speaker 2: you can tell us that like come to mind? I
Speaker 2: know you've touched on a few, but is there anything
Speaker 2: you know anything juicy or scandals are shocking.
Speaker 3: There's a couple of people who have investigated with have
Speaker 3: had like a double life where you know, you have
Speaker 3: the man with the he has a wife, she has
Speaker 3: no idea, and then when I go hunt down him
Speaker 3: because he's basically a professional scam artist, the penny drops
Speaker 3: for her that he's, well, why does he have another
Speaker 3: least property in an hour down the road and can't
Speaker 3: come home during the week because he has to travel
Speaker 3: so far when it's less than an hour and he
Speaker 3: realizes that the other personal lease is actually his mistress.
Speaker 3: Things like that that the penny actually drops, or there's
Speaker 3: a couple of high profile people obviously can't mention names
Speaker 3: that I've investigated that I'm on Telly currently Steel.
Speaker 1: Oh copy me. I've been taken off for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, conflict of interest, conflict of interest. A lot of
Speaker 3: scams I did on this morning, which was a Nigerian scam.
Speaker 3: You got your rowment scams with people unfortunately like one
Speaker 3: of them I worked on. He was a farmer. Oh,
Speaker 3: Paul Bugger was in love with this woman on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Oh God, but the whole persona was in uh stolen
Speaker 3: identity of a woman he was actually based in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate that. I hate that. Yeah, rude. Now
Speaker 1: have you also done missing person cases?
Speaker 3: I've done things like find my family, or this person's
Speaker 3: missing in terms of I haven't seen it for like
Speaker 3: twenty years, and she's my best friend. I don't know
Speaker 3: what's happened to us. She's literally disappeared, whole family I
Speaker 3: don't know. And then we track her down and changed
Speaker 3: name or she's passed away. Have reunited a couple families
Speaker 3: like mother and daughter.
Speaker 2: Wow, see this all it's not all about cheating scandalous people.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's got some nice, nice soft stories
Speaker 3: sometimes where you reallynite family and they want to actually
Speaker 3: spend time together. Yeah, so it's not always doom and gloom.
Speaker 1: Do you have your phone on you?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm going to give you thirty seconds. I'm
Speaker 2: going to put you to the test and see what
Speaker 2: you can find on me. All right, I want dirt,
Speaker 2: I want news or any information you can find about me.
Speaker 1: You got it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Time studs now, okay, So maybe she might be able
Speaker 2: to find that I've got an overdue library book. I
Speaker 2: have a library cards and I moved house, so I
Speaker 2: hope she doesn't find that, but also she might be
Speaker 2: able to find that I still have a gym membership
Speaker 2: and I haven't been in five years.
Speaker 1: I've never seen eyes. Oh this is interesting, speed reader,
Speaker 1: speed Reader.
Speaker 2: I'm got scanless though, because we've had sidekicks and Parmiss
Speaker 2: and voodoo people.
Speaker 1: But this is scary, all right? Four three two.
Speaker 2: One okay, okay, serve me up. If you found about
Speaker 2: little Arts, simone.
Speaker 3: I have found out that used to be known as
Speaker 3: count Jacular.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, how embarrassing.
Speaker 2: That was my first track name in high school because
Speaker 2: I thought I was really cool.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, that's really embarrassing.
Speaker 3: You're a bit of an artsy farts. So you did
Speaker 3: very well in school, so you got like a study
Speaker 3: score of about forty six in studio.
Speaker 1: Arts, I did pretty well. Yes, yes.
Speaker 3: The vehicle you also drive along with myself is a
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two tier to crawler.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, who's been looking at my car? Or
Speaker 2: did you look up what?
Speaker 3: But you're a terrible cook though. That's disappointing.
Speaker 1: Okay, I had enough. I've had enough.
Speaker 2: I'm cutting it off there before you find out anything
Speaker 2: else you forget my name, oh, never existed.
Speaker 1: Also, it turns out that Amy isn't a wanted fella.
Speaker 2: No, she is a professional stalker oh, I mean private investigator. Well,
Speaker 2: after finding out that she's all about double lives, I
Speaker 2: think I could be too. You've been listening to an
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Speaker 2: And if you want to check out my privates I
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