WEBVTT - FULL: Killer John, On Line One 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:03.440 Question. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:11.280 Before we go anywhere near today's show, we should allow 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.560 some time here for Patsy to rant about her terrible 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.800 epic journey into work. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:20.440 It's already an epic journey every day because you come 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.280 from so far away. I admired that already. 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:25.520 She actually travels. There's so far away where she lives. 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:30.080 She actually travels through decades, so Weerby is set copparently 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.000 in nineteen eighty three, so she time travels to get 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:37.519 it on the time. But today's journey was I just 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:39.839 said about see how are you, and just there was 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:42.760 just a sign, you know, and Asi says way more 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:45.320 than words. And then she started telling Jack and I 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:48.159 please tell everyone's about the revolting journey you've had in 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:49.200 today vaulting. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.080 Well, they're doing road works off and on on the 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.560 wist Skate for the Whiskate tunnel works, of course, which 0:00:54.600 --> 0:00:57.520 is great, but I just wish they'd get it over 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.000 and done within like a slab. Some days it's one 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:00.640 days it's not. 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:05.200 I mean, they're building a tunnel underneath a river, you know, 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:05.679 I don't know. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:09.120 It feels like am Monday to Thursday thing and then 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:14.360 it's done right anyway, So I join the window down 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.119 the swine and go, wait, did you get me done? 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.600 Hurry dig dig dig. 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:22.040 So the diversions weren't very clear, and at one point 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:26.080 we were diverted onto the Princes and then somehow divoted 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:27.760 back up onto the West Gate. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.039 I just need to describe to people who might not 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.039 be listening in Australia, because we have people listening on 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:34.759 the iHeart platform all over the world right now. The 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:39.040 Westgate Bridge is the single most terrifying bridge I have 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:42.119 ever seen in the world. It's like a drawing out 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:46.360 of an Isaac Asimov kind of futuristic thing. Whenever I've 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.120 been on it, I still haven't manage to actually pluck 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:50.440 up the character drive on it. It feels like I'm 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:54.840 being driven to my death. I've driven on the Golden 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:56.880 Gate Bridge. I've driven on bridges all over the world, 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.640 and there are scary ones in the UK. Nothing. There's 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.360 something about that West Gate Bridge. 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:05.520 It's not like a roller coaster, feel. 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:08.160 Like it's teaching, tilting you into the into the river. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.680 You don't feel like you're you're actually connected to the 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:12.160 to the. 0:02:12.160 --> 0:02:13.920 Road, like a gust of wind could just pop your 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:14.560 on the side. 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.520 No, it's fine anyway. So at one point I was 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:21.000 going back out towards Weerribee. 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.360 So what you go over it? And they sent you 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:23.000 back over it. 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:24.920 Now I didn't get to the bridge. I sort of 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:27.760 only got to like the ring road interchange, and then 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:31.760 was diverted. And of course the whole way it's forty k's. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.400 You can't do a click over forty k's or you'll 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:37.360 get pinned. So yeah, it was just one of the 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:39.280 one of those mornings today. 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:41.079 But then just tell us then, how long did it 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:42.080 take to get into it today? 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:45.919 Ninety minutes. Ninety minutes normally takes. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:48.040 No, I would have understood if you were just about 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:50.280 twenty minutes inter I just gone back home to me. 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:52.480 You have actually sent me a test there going Look, 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:55.000 it was going to take ninety to bits, so today's show, 0:02:55.080 --> 0:02:56.400 I'd have entirely understood it. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.880 Yes, I'll just do the news from bluetooth in the car. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:04.400 Driving around the interchange, doing the news headlines for us. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:06.040 Just do that next time, Patsy. 0:03:06.240 --> 0:03:09.320 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:11.640 Ricky mart He's another one we should add to who's 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.200 calling Christian huge for a while, was he right massive? 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:14.920 Then he went away? 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.880 He's back now, hasn't aged a single. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:22.600 Day, not just that he's suspiciously unaged and actually jacked 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:24.680 to I don't know whether these week part of a 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:27.800 world out club with Hugh Jackman. He is wolverine like 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:29.600 rich Have you seen him now? 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.080 I saw an interview do you get older but not age? 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:33.919 What are you doing? 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:36.920 I saw an interview with Ricky Martin and Rique Iglesias. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.360 Both of them haven't aged in twenty years now. 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.320 His dad's got the secret to life. I don't know 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:43.840 what's going on with this old man. They're like Benjamin 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:45.600 Buttoner's something going on? What they've got up in the 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:46.839 attic in that house of theirs. 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:48.480 They're like Latin tea one thing else. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.160 I want to get Ricky Martin on to say what 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:54.640 are you doing? What's your beauty regime? Because he looks amazing, 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:57.200 but it doesn't make any sense. So Ricky Martin another one. 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.640 You should endle Mix four if you're thinking about guests 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:01.160 that we won't want to try and get on the 0:04:01.160 --> 0:04:04.560 show for who's calling? Christian Bush begins in thirteen days time. 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.600 Your chance to get celebrity to call the show. You 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:09.200 could be winning twenty thousand dollars, and the celebrity could 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:12.320 be winning twenty thousand dollars as well for the charity 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:16.159 of their choice. Now in the kitchen right yesterday, my 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:18.719 wife and I were talking about how I have I 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:20.560 don't have many rules in life around stuff in the 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.440 kitchen the cave, but when it comes to ketchup and 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:25.520 the storing of it, I am very steadfast on that. 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:27.719 I believe the once you open the seal, break that 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:29.760 sin on the ketch up, it then needs to live 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:30.440 in the fridge. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.360 I agree, Yeah, it feels more fresh. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:35.880 No, I don't agree. Chris and I have this argument 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:37.799 all the time. He always puts it in the fridge 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:38.960 and I whack it in the pantry. 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:40.920 Now, what is it about. That's what my wife keeps doing. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.880 I came home from work yesterday, you know, and the ketchup. 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:45.720 I would I don't even need the ketchup, but just seeing 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:48.440 it out of the fridge having been taken out there 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:52.279 when I'm not around, I think my wife's going, He's gone. Now, 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.039 he's on here. Let's get that fridge. Let's get that 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:55.520 fridge open and get that ketch out. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:56.960 And then the minute you walk in the house, you're like, 0:04:57.040 --> 0:04:58.120 something's not right in here. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.440 Yeah, something's off. It might in my delicate universe, something 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:05.320 of the ketchup lives and wants to live in the fridge. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.200 I think the only reason we ever had it in 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:09.600 the pantry was back in the olden days when before 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:12.600 squeeze bottle technology, when it was in the jar fair 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.320 enough in the fridge, it would go colder and then 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.800 it'll be harder to get out. Now, if you're still 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.880 using that old bottle and you're not using the squeeze 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.440 bottle technology, you're so far behind. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.240 I'd say so much, you're actually a savage. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.120 But it doesn't go off. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:30.000 I think it does a fridge do. It keeps things fresh, 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:33.000 you know, That's why the ketchup wants to be kept 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.960 kept fresh and full ketchup be potential. I think when 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.279 you leave it out of the fridge, I think, you know, 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.560 it gets that sort of horrible watery stuff that comes out. 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.920 First of all, I think it turns more to that 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.000 there's more that horrible stuff that comes out, and it 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:50.480 isn't the actual ketchup. I think it keeps it more 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:52.680 keeps it stronger in the fridge. 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:54.880 Yeah, now I don't agree. It doesn't go off, so 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:55.880 it goes in the pantry. 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:57.520 Where do you stand on the mayle? We're all agree 0:05:57.560 --> 0:05:58.640 in that one mayo. 0:05:58.520 --> 0:05:59.479 Is definitely in the fridge. 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:09.159 Chan Christian O'Connell show podcast Christian Heines actually recommend refrigeration 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:11.120 for Heinz ketch up. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.920 It says it on the bottle. Sorry, Patsy, that's from Misty. 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:19.200 Uh yeah, I mean does anyone actually read what it 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:21.520 says on the bottle? I mean all that blurb they 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.120 have on the back, you know, if you actually have 0:06:23.160 --> 0:06:25.400 a look on those things like mayonnaise ketchup. A lot 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:27.440 of these condiments they have like a whole blurb. I 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.760 guess legally they have to these days. On there is 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:33.800 also a phone number, right all these anything you buy 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:35.919 now has a phone number if you want if you 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.800 need any more information. I'm buying a step ladder last year, 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.800 and there was a phone number if I needed any 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.719 more information about the correct use, and I was tempted 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.240 to call them, going does anyone actually call them? 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:48.480 By the first person to ever call this number. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.000 You know, and it's someone actually in an office and 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:52.240 the phone's ringing that it's never rung, and they're like, 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.839 where is the phone? Where is it? It's ring and I 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:57.520 can hear it. Someone's actually gone the step the outline. 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.160 Then they finally pick it up and think it's a 0:06:59.200 --> 0:06:59.680 wrong number. 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:03.360 Hell hello, And they work in office of a load 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.799 of the phones that never ring, like the Hines outline, 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:09.640 the Mayonnaise outline. I mean, who is actually calling that now. 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:12.120 Two weeks ago on the show, we were canvassing your 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.720 opinion about something very important. Jack and I both needed 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:16.760 to get some new socks. But when we want to 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:19.080 get new socks, the market is flooded with all kinds 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:20.920 of different socks these days. There's a lot of ankle 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.440 it ones, the sport ones. There's the ones that come 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.920 up really high. There's a thick sort of ones that 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:28.600 women like to wear around the house. There's too much choice. 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.720 From Anne, I was looking to bog buy all my 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.239 socks for the next three years, and I just wanted 0:07:34.280 --> 0:07:35.800 a reliable, comfy sock. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:37.080 A lot of the fact that bolt by a few 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.640 is the next three years. You know it's long term, 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:41.560 but it's not fine. You always hear about five year 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:43.320 plan for you you used to like to live your 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.320 life three years at a time, and that's the jack 0:07:45.360 --> 0:07:45.960 Post story. 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:49.440 And I wanted it to be able to be used 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.600 as a sports sock and an everyday sock. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.600 It's a fair to say you're looking for a utility sock. 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.800 Yes, it's interchangeable around that. I was so excited that 0:07:56.920 --> 0:08:00.280 my new socks came last night. I bought some marineo 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:04.080 wool socks straight from New Zealand. Lovely because the ones here, 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.840 the callers were saying Marino wool, they were so expensive 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.280 to buy. And then someone put me on to you know, 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.520 go straight to the source, the farms of New Zealand 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.440 where getting the marino walls straight off the sheep. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.320 Ourn's doing it herself. She looks like the one who's 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.760 got like a yawning machine in the evening that makes them. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:21.240 Yeah, I was so excited to wear them. Yes, they 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:22.920 came yesterday. A text to you said, I'm going to 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:26.440 be wearing the marino wool tomorrow. I think I'm going 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:30.320 to show that you them way too high, way higher 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:34.240 than advertised. Halfway up the shin halfway you wanted them 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:38.520 halfway out. I wanted I wanted a sports sock interchangeable 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.240 that that's just above the ankle. 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:44.199 Yeah, I'm and but what's what's it like feeling on 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:44.560 the foot? 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:48.040 No? Too thin, too thin, it's like a it's like. 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.160 A it's like a dress sock. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:51.520 Yes, it's a dress sock. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.480 Yes see. I went out and got some at the weekend, okay, 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:57.720 and one of the callers recommended something called was it 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:58.400 the Explorer? 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.959 Yes, but next thick. That's like the Explorers, like the 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:02.680 hiking sock. 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.920 I know, I know, but I saw them put my 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:06.520 hand in them when there was no one around. I 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:07.800 know we're not supposed to be doing that, but I 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:10.000 wanted to get a feel of it. It felt like 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:14.320 a lovely old man's hand was shaking me. I bought 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.400 the socks, right, so, I thought, it's a bit chillier 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:18.320 at the moment. And I know I am looking for 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:19.959 the same kind of short of sock to you, but 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:21.840 I thought I'll try this because right now it's a 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:23.679 bit chilly. Yes, when you get in the car in 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:27.560 the morning, I don't like chills coming up my trouser leg. 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.160 So I'm wearing these thick Explorer socks today. 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:32.680 And how are you finding I finally gets too hot 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:33.400 over the day. 0:09:33.760 --> 0:09:35.520 No, at the moment, Jack, I've got to be honest. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.440 I've been in them, you know, two hours and it's 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:40.080 like a dressing gown for the feet. It's a bubble 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:40.760 bath down there. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.080 It's all chill blains. Oh, he's done. 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:45.480 It's really really good. Now this isn't the song we're 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:47.839 looking for. But I'm telling you this explorer that one 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:51.000 of our couple of our callers recommended is an amazing sock. God. 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:51.760 It is comfortable. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:53.480 Yeah, but you're not going to do any sports in that. 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.640 Now. I'm working out on today and I'm attempted to 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.360 rock on start a new kind of look off knee 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:01.160 high with shorts. Do you see some athletes do that, 0:10:01.200 --> 0:10:04.440 don't you? Whether it's like knee high seventies? Yeah, but 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:06.720 why not seventiest? 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:08.120 No in the seventies. 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:09.120 Oh. 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:13.479 Christian Christian I connell Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.840 Last week, Patsy was telling us how the Famous Woman's 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:21.240 Weekly Birthday Cake book is going into its fortieth year 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.600 and this is an institution for you? Or isn't it 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:25.600 all these cakes that mums and dans would have had 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:28.559 breakdowns on? We had we had Jack's mum on the 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.200 show yesterday, Jill just telling us about all the various 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:35.240 ones she made over the years, and we thought, this 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.600 is maybe a bad idea of my last Friday. Sometimes, guys, 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.240 if I say an idea, it's sort of court past 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:43.880 six in the morning, don't write it down, Okay. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:45.800 Friday ideas and not say this. 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.320 Don't ever remind me again of anything I ever say 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.720 on a Friday at six fifteen. It's meant to stay 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.880 on a Friday at six fifteen. Anyway, I did say 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:57.440 on air, well, you know what we should do is 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:00.640 take one of these cakes, the birth day cake from 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.960 the Birthday Cake book, and each try and do one 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.440 this week. Many of you emailed me over the weekend. 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.160 I wouldn't listen, say don't do this, all right, you 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:10.800 don't need to do not do this. You will all 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.719 have breakdowns this week. However, we are doing it. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:24.160 CHRISTI O color but great Australian chake off like give 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:24.800 me Kate, Give me. 0:11:24.840 --> 0:11:31.240 Kate now, all right? So only producer Tom, who's come 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:33.480 over from a rival radio station. It's a kind of 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:37.520 little rescue dog we got from a pound. He had 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:42.079 day one yesterday a couple of little parcels on the floor. 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:44.120 That's something we can tell it. You know their house training. 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:46.720 You got a newspaper to the nose. 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:50.960 No, just a threat, just the threat. He's back with us. 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:53.000 Today's come back in today, which is a good sign. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:58.360 New producer, Tom, good morning. It's big on Chrisma. Have 0:11:58.440 --> 0:11:59.599 you seen as well as got it? He came in 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.840 yesterday with a brand new clipboard. He's going to stop watch. 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.720 He's timing all my links and even when Jack Gosa 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.120 toilet is timing all that. He's been doing time and 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:10.720 motion studies this week before he presents his fines and 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.440 one of his grits that he seems to be living 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:15.880 in right now. Yesterday, Tom, we heard that when you 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:19.360 were going through the phones, some anonymous team members overheard 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:24.840 you say good morning Triple M. Is this true? The tried? 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.520 Is this true? Yes or no? Did you say good 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:28.720 morning Triple M? 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:29.320 Yes? 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:31.559 I did? Okay, all right, So we're gonna have a 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.520 jar now, Tom, and in it, you're going to place 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.800 five Australian dollars, not your Kiwi dollars. That money's irrelevant. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:42.120 Five good Australian dollars. Every time you say that old 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:46.080 your ex again to any of our gold listeners. Yes, 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:46.880 that's fair. 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.680 Yeah, it is like saying in exor's name during the 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.560 throes of passion, and that's what the show is. 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.320 Can we just name it Christian O'Connor's Throws of Passion 0:12:55.480 --> 0:13:03.040 three hours three three hours and at eight to nine booning. Okay, 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:03.640 gone too far? 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:04.920 Now you're building these cakes? 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:08.160 Yes, he let me paint the production again to focus myself. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:15.359 Christ you know, color but great Australian jake. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:21.600 Off like, give me cake, give me Kate now, Okay, 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:25.200 what's going to happen now? Then new producer Tom what's 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:29.719 the name of this radio station now work for? He's 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:31.720 now going to give us the three cakes. Is each 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:33.199 of us is going to be allocate to the cake 0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:35.240 we're going to mate. I'm hoping I'm going to get 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.880 on page seventy nine of the birthday cake. But I 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.520 hope we're going to get mister monster. Have you seen 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.880 this one? Anyone of no skill like me? That is 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:47.120 just a block of cake with a smeary face on it. 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:50.360 This is my level of cake making. You can't go 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.360 wrong with that, even the one they've taken a photo 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:56.920 of here looks crap. Mister monster. Looks like they someone 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:59.280 slammed on the brakes when they were transporting him to 0:13:59.360 --> 0:13:59.880 the studio. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:02.640 It looks like the before photo, like you used to 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:05.160 make cakes like this, but now use this cakebook to 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:05.959 make break cakes. 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:09.560 All right, then there's time for the cakes to be allocated. Tom, 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:10.600 who's getting what cake? 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:11.880 I see? 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:13.960 I think you should do the rocket. 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:19.240 Listen to me carefully, Okay, I am you. You know 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:21.680 we've not been working that long. Okay. I brought you in, 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.000 gave you a new home. This rocket. You've got to 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.920 like get vienna, cream cardboard and your mum yesterday said 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.040 on the show it broke her. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.360 It broke her. One am. She changed to a different 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.640 cake because it was too hard. 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:37.240 I can't make cakes. I want mister monster. Let's go again, Tom. 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.000 So we told him to give us hard ones. We 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:39.840 can't have the squire. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:41.720 He needs to know, you know, D two. He doesn't 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:44.160 mean falling out on me. Let's go again, Tom watched 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:47.040 cake Am I again, don't go again, Tom, the rocket. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:51.200 Just get one of those Swiss rolls which are circular, 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:52.720 and shove it on top of a bit of. 0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:54.280 So you're saying the role of circular. 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:57.640 Yeah, you can buy the Swiss just look for Swiss rolls. 0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:59.720 What about the cardboard? I said, when am I going 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:02.560 to get hold of Vienna cream? Yesterday in the weekend, 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:05.600 I was looking for Lebanese Lebanese cucumbers. Now I'm going 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:10.040 to be looking for Vienna cream. Okay. What's Jackie boy doing? Tom? 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:13.520 I think jack should do the truck. The tip truck 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:15.800 is the one that the lady who made the book said, 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:16.160 never do. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:19.520 Yeah. Yesterday we found this video of the actual editor 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.280 of the children's birthday cake book. This is what she 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:23.960 had to say about the tip truck. 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:29.800 Tip truck cake, the cake, don't make it really desperate? 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:35.440 Suddenly the rocket, I'll take the rocket. Okay, wow, Tom, 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:36.320 what's Patsy gating? 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.440 I thought pats could do the train? 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:47.160 No, I am not doing the train exactly, Tom. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:49.440 Yeah, no, No, he's saying your front cover. We're not 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.880 front cover, you know, And he's doing an easy rocket. 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:54.480 Swill carriages is on that thing? 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.880 I don't know. You can't say because it goes off 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:57.640 the side of the cover. 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.400 How am I going to get that in from where? 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.120 On Friday morning? 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:02.240 On? 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.160 Don't worry the traffic's not moving of our twenty care 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.280 at the moment, You'll be absolutely fine. It's say, in fact, 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:08.480 you might as well sit at the front of it 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.960 and drive yourself in on the two K train. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:14.360 I'll do the carriage and the engine. I'm not doing 0:16:14.360 --> 0:16:16.040 the whole thing, but then your lose marks. 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.240 Yeah, you'll be left down for that. You have to 0:16:18.240 --> 0:16:18.840 do the whole thing. 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.760 Ye okay. And who's going to be judging this? When? 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.640 How long do we have? 0:16:23.160 --> 0:16:26.320 I think Friday is probably the best day to sort 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.880 of deliver the cake. Who will be judging? 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:36.120 Oh, don't got anyone yet, Plassic, I'll producer us somebody on. 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:46.400 Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:50.280 Just reading these so called directions for this rocket cake 0:16:50.320 --> 0:16:52.520 that I'm going to be making, it's actually like a 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:56.320 code I don't understand. Make cake according to directions on 0:16:56.480 --> 0:17:00.240 packet three quarters feel grease two cup pudding basin paul 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:04.840 rest of mixed into greased ten follow pattern sea over leaf. 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.240 I've got to get like strong cardboard to make fins 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.080 for the cakey rocket to sit on. 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:13.240 And we're all agreeing that we get no outside help, right, 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:14.080 because you can't. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.399 Get do you think they're going to make a cake, 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:19.720 a rocket cake that's really complicated for the dad's work. 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:23.480 They don't worry about any extra out for me. I'm 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.240 going to be all alone. They're not going to support me. 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:32.160 Teenagers they want to see me fell, don't worry about that. 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:34.760 And then Patsy, so you're doing the you'll be fine, 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.399 You're you're you're a reasonably talented chef. 0:17:37.800 --> 0:17:39.200 Reacently tellent it. 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:41.920 Well, we've tried so far of yours with the anzap biscuits, 0:17:41.960 --> 0:17:45.320 which were I'm still digesting mine from twenty four months ago. 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:45.840 Good. 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:47.960 They were old, lumpy stuff. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:49.480