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Speaker 1: Melbourne, Christian.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Let's go.

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Speaker 4: Showtime.

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Speaker 3: Don't look like your backside the Nordest Melbourne. Right now,

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Speaker 3: She'll licked the top of the.

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Speaker 5: Olive oil some salt?

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Speaker 3: Are you dirty birds?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melvin's Gold one

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Speaker 2: of four point three.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, So I was just a stop the fact

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Speaker 3: it's it was ten past six. I still could never

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Speaker 3: figure out why this show is late every morning, starting

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Speaker 3: when I've been here since half five. Fantcy's done the

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Speaker 3: news since five. I don't understand how we can be

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Speaker 3: late already.

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Speaker 5: I think today it was the cricket highlights. That segment

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Speaker 5: of the sports really went.

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Speaker 6: For a long time. But you liked it.

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Speaker 7: That was your favorite part of the news.

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Speaker 3: It's always good right to get every run on Fox Fam. Hey,

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Speaker 3: good morning everyone. How was your weekend? Jack Post? How

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Speaker 3: was your weekend? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I had a really fun time.

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 5: I got lonely. I'll admit it. It always happens when

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Speaker 5: my wife goes away. So the first few days feels

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Speaker 5: like total bachelor mooneial bit where you're excited, I can

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Speaker 5: do whatever I want and then it started to you know,

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Speaker 5: sort of got.

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Speaker 3: Bored and lonely of your own company talking to the dog.

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Speaker 3: So what did you do for your bunchly weekend?

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Speaker 5: I went out on Saturday night and well, no, pulled

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Speaker 5: the pin early because it's been a few big Saturdays

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Speaker 5: in a row.

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Speaker 3: Put a number on it, what do you mean, like

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Speaker 3: eleven twelve?

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Speaker 5: And then it started. It started at six, So I

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Speaker 5: pulled the pin at nine.

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Speaker 3: To bed till half two Saturday morning, and then watching

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Speaker 3: The Irishman again?

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Speaker 5: Oh did you have? Was it on a second view?

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Speaker 3: Much better in the evening and it's normally what Jack

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Speaker 3: and I did afternoon movie. It's not a matinee movie,

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Speaker 3: all right? Could I just say that about The Irishman?

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Speaker 3: I I enjoyed it a lot more because you, I think,

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Speaker 3: because you know the energy of it, a bit more.

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Speaker 3: I guess. I think I went into it thinking it's

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Speaker 3: gonna be another Good Fellows. It's gonna be a lot

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Speaker 3: of action, a lot of scenes. There are moments of

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Speaker 3: grizzly violence in it, but it's a very different slow

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Speaker 3: Burn movie.

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Speaker 5: And if you're in for that and a real well,

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Speaker 5: we came, we came, bustling in with popcorn, and we're

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Speaker 5: in that you know, art house cinema with the with

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Speaker 5: the square chairs and they're very uncomfortable. So three and

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Speaker 5: a half hours really did feel.

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Speaker 7: Isn't It was just that right?

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Speaker 3: I don't mind the length. Why are we stopt about length?

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Speaker 3: You know, people spend on our fish four hours a

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Speaker 3: day on their phone, so I think that's that's healthy. Now,

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Speaker 3: don't even query that sitting and watching a bit of

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Speaker 3: well made art. Oh it's between our hours. So I

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Speaker 3: can't use Facebook during it? Can I watch it on

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Speaker 3: Facebook at the corner of Facebook? Can it be on Snapchat?

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Speaker 3: Over three episode?

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Speaker 5: Maybe that was my problem. They needed more intermissions, three

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Speaker 5: or four intermissions in there where you can check your

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Speaker 5: phone and go to the toilet.

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Speaker 7: Hey, what's Joe Pish? You like in it?

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Speaker 3: Because she's still a show watching it.

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Speaker 5: They're all great, All three of them are fantastic.

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Speaker 3: You realize what amazing actors they are. And of course

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Speaker 3: with the other start of the show, which is Martin

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Speaker 3: scored Sacy as well, but Jannio is great. Albacino, I reckon,

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Speaker 3: that's one of the best career highlights. Heow, he's less

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Speaker 3: scenery chewing. Performance from him sometimes can be two over

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Speaker 3: the top, two mannech he's great. It's Jimmy Hoffer in

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Speaker 3: this he's pretty over the top and Gennio that's it's

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Speaker 3: is Joe Peshi. It's a master of like stillness and

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Speaker 3: just a little shrug of his shoulders. Yeah, he's fantastic

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Speaker 3: in it. There's a British act to Stephen Graham, you're

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Speaker 3: the young guy who plays the rival teams, to Boss two,

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Speaker 3: TOI me Hafer's he's he's great in itself, very very

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Speaker 3: very good. And Harvey Kaitel is terrifying, even though he's

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Speaker 3: not being terrifying, and there's just something menacing about that guy.

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Speaker 3: But please, because it's on Netflix, and the great thing

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Speaker 3: about Netflix, you can get up, pause it and come back,

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Speaker 3: stop and watch it in another sitting or you know,

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Speaker 3: two or three days. Try not to do that. It

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Speaker 3: is worth trying to do the three and a half hours.

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Speaker 5: So you started at half eleven.

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Speaker 3: Should I tell you why? I tell you why? Chat?

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Speaker 3: Here's what I'm wrong. My wife came back yesterday morning,

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Speaker 3: right for me in a week away and Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: My lois teenage daughter now she's now thirteen. This is

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Speaker 3: the fifth Saturday night on the bounce she's had a

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Speaker 3: party to go to. She's a busier social life than

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Speaker 3: I do. So I had to go and pick her

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Speaker 3: up ten o'clock Saturday night. What happened when I walked

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Speaker 3: into this bowls cover as well, I'll tell you later

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Speaker 3: on this morning, but I've got to do it before

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Speaker 3: seven o'clock. We'll talk about that later. What I walked

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Speaker 3: in to find her doing as well? Oh what teenagers do?

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Speaker 3: Pat o night with a little dude. Anyway, talk about

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Speaker 3: that later, but it's going to be moore seven o'clock.

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Speaker 3: So by the time we got back with them, fed them.

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Speaker 3: Listen to them, right, it's called about eleven, and I'm thinking,

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Speaker 3: where's my night? And I'm thinking I could go to bed.

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Speaker 3: I should go to bedly on the busy week. And

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Speaker 3: also there's a devil thinking, I don't know, I really

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Speaker 3: want to watch the Irish One again. It's three and

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Speaker 3: a half hours, but that means I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: get to about half two. So I did open a

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Speaker 3: bottle of wine, cut up some cheese late night. Do

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Speaker 3: you know what Pats it was. It was luxury. Everybody

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Speaker 3: else's sleep, the house is asleep, the dog fell asleep

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Speaker 3: on me. And watching the Irishman. It was great, well

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Speaker 3: worth trying to do it though.

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Speaker 2: In one sitting the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold

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Speaker 2: one o four point three cat.

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Speaker 3: See how was your weekend?

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Speaker 7: I had a great weekend. I had a full weekend,

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Speaker 7: but it didn't get off to a great start. With

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Speaker 7: the love God on Saturday, we usually go out for

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Speaker 7: breakfast after we do swimming on a Saturday mornings.

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Speaker 3: So the power of you go swimming together in synchronized swimming.

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Speaker 3: We see you in any bit next year. I would

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Speaker 3: pay whatever you demanded of me to watch you and

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Speaker 3: Chris do synchronized swimming with those little nose plug. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: perhaps let's gold cat that you have to wear as well.

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Speaker 3: That would be amazing.

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Speaker 7: No Audio has swimming lessons at eight o'clock on a Saturday.

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Speaker 3: If you can swim, we can swim stop both in

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Speaker 3: water wings. So yeah, you take Audio the tread of

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Speaker 3: swimming lesson.

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Speaker 7: There we go swimming and then we have Brecky on

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Speaker 7: a Saturday morning. It was a beautiful morning for the

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Speaker 7: first part very sunny. We're sitting in our local cafe

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Speaker 7: and Chris is staring at me, and I'm like, what

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Speaker 7: are you staring at? And he said, you've got a

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Speaker 7: silver long, silver hair on your on your chin. Do

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Speaker 7: you want me? Yeah, get busy goes in a crowded cafe.

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Speaker 7: Do you want me to pluck it out for you?

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Speaker 5: The hair of.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, well, not particularly now, no, And he said,

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Speaker 7: but you made me promise when we got married. You

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Speaker 7: made me promise that when you get old, I would

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Speaker 7: pluck the hairs.

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Speaker 3: And those lovely things to have any vows, aren't they?

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Speaker 3: Christopher?

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Speaker 7: How embarrassing?

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Speaker 3: And then how did he get well? How did you

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Speaker 3: deal with it? Because once you know it's there, you've

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Speaker 3: got to deal with that because that's your responsibility. Other

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Speaker 3: people are going to start screaming about the witch face.

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Speaker 3: You've got that big old hair coming out your chair.

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Speaker 7: And remember eight year olds like standing up looking show me, mom,

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Speaker 3: She's tugging on it, swinging from it.

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Speaker 7: It was so embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: It's the strongest.

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Speaker 7: So I just put my hand over my chin, like,

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Speaker 5: Pretended that you were thinking like Michael Stroking.

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Speaker 3: My was the thinker.

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Speaker 7: But it was very embarrassing, and try and get it out. No,

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Speaker 7: I didn't want people to look at it. I just

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Speaker 7: put my hand over it and then waited too. I

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Speaker 7: got home and got the tweezers out and gave it

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Speaker 7: a good yank.

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Speaker 5: How come? How come it's got so long? That hasn't

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Speaker 5: Chris looked at you in the.

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Speaker 7: Last week or obviously not? Nobody?

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Speaker 3: Kick the lights out? They even got lights candle those

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Speaker 7: It was white, but it was like.

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Speaker 3: Of course it was a band, because they steal your

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Speaker 7: But at least it wasn't coming out my nose or ear.

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Speaker 3: No, that's the one I found occasionally. Now, what is

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Speaker 3: random sprouty hairs? The day before we did that photo shoot,

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Speaker 3: I was shaving, and what's that I saw first time

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Speaker 3: her ear hair. I actually said to myself in the mirror,

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Speaker 3: not me, surely other people, but not me. Why why

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Speaker 3: did you suddenly get that at a certain age your

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Speaker 3: DNA has been dormant and now it's suddenly active and

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Speaker 3: random bits of hair not where you want it growing,

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Speaker 3: but suddenly coming out your nose, your ear, on your chin.

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Speaker 5: Why do you think that is yank? You got me

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Speaker 5: an electric nose hair trimmer? Oh, only a few weeks ago?

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Speaker 3: Did you want I yanked it out? I found a

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Speaker 3: pair of my wife's tweezers and agony. All right? So

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Speaker 3: what is you put up your nose?

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Speaker 5: Yes, it's a little circle vor that you put up

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Speaker 5: your nose. It actually feels good.

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Speaker 3: Yes.

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Speaker 7: Do you find though after you've done it?

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Speaker 1: Jack?

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Speaker 7: It makes your nose really itchy.

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Speaker 5: It tickles a bit.

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Speaker 3: It's like putting a feather up, like a long elongated

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Speaker 3: It's like.

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Speaker 7: A ball on the top of it, isn't it, Jack?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: It looks like a you know, the lighter you used

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Speaker 5: back in the day to light your gas stove. It

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Speaker 5: looks like the top of that you're burning them off.

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Speaker 7: It's a flame, vibrates and them.

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Speaker 5: I'll bring it in ry.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one of four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 3: So Jack, what's the late Just about your dog Luna?

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Speaker 3: You tried just about everything to stop getting on the

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Speaker 3: kitchen tops the moment you go out to work.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. She gets up there and looks for

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Speaker 5: any food she can have, and it's hard to discipline

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Speaker 3: Of these dog behavior experts, I think you need like

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Speaker 5: Well, if anybody out there knows somebody who can talk to.

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Speaker 3: you can get Can you get dog and hit with therapists?

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Speaker 5: Did they put the dog under?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? How anyway, if you've ever using this or no

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Speaker 3: Three, thank you very much. The people who are still

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Speaker 3: That's a guy you want. He will saw old snaggle

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Speaker 5: See, that's what I need. Somebody who knows a dog's language,

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Speaker 5: Because I know that he is experienced. No racent book

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Speaker 5: Three that's a problem.

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Speaker 3: everythinging I said, I said that a shame. No time

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Speaker 5: I like that.

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Speaker 3: I like that. I've got up this morning and I

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Speaker 7: It's a necessity, though, you've got to have a bag,

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Speaker 7: but three.

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Speaker 3: None for the kiddies or anything, anything for me. For Christmas.

444
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Speaker 3: So anyway, there must be things that you know that

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Speaker 3: your other half doesn't know that you know. Some of

446
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Speaker 3: you may have already found around the house through snooping,

447
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Speaker 3: maybe have been snooping that you might have already found

448
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Speaker 3: what you're getting for Christmas this year. You can't let on,

449
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Speaker 3: but you know they don't know. You know, but you know.

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Speaker 3: So this morning, what do you you know that your

451
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Speaker 3: other half doesn't know? You know, but you know. If

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Speaker 3: that's you and you know something right now, and you're

453
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Speaker 3: going I know something as well, Christian, maybe you're smiling

454
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Speaker 3: in the knowledge to you know. Give us a call

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Speaker 3: nine four one four one o four three. We'll give

456
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Speaker 3: you as exerprises if you can join us, if you

457
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Speaker 3: fancy it. Tomorrow night, then we're all gonna be watching

458
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Speaker 3: the amazing funniest Christmas movie, Feel good Christmas Movie with

459
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Speaker 3: the funniest man in the world, Will Ferrell. We're all

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Speaker 3: gonna be watching Elf at the Como Palace Cinema. Give

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Speaker 3: the gift of Cinema with a Palace gift cards if

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Speaker 3: you want to win your way there nine four one

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Speaker 3: four one o four three. What do you know your

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Speaker 3: other half doesn't know? That you know, but you know

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Speaker 3: ninety four one four one o four three? Are you

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Speaker 3: like me? You know they don't know, you know, but.

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Speaker 2: You know the Christian O'Connell Breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one

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Speaker 2: oh four point three.

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Speaker 3: So I know that hidden deep in any suitcase and

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Speaker 3: my wife has lug back from Dubai singer sister, are

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Speaker 3: three handbags? When I asked her, I gave ample opportunity

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Speaker 3: to confess. She has denied that she has not gone

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Speaker 3: down that road. She's saying that she had no time

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Speaker 3: to herself or to do any shopping whatsoever. Are three

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Speaker 3: three shiny new handbags in that old suitcase? Hidden deep

476
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Speaker 3: in there? So I know she doesn't know. I know,

477
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Speaker 3: but I know, and I want to know this morning.

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Speaker 3: Are you in possession of some knowledge that you know

479
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Speaker 3: but your other half doesn't know that you know? But

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Speaker 3: you know? What's the one that someone's left on our

481
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Speaker 3: Facebook page? This is incredible?

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Speaker 5: Make of this what you will. My partner has a

483
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Speaker 5: texting fetish, can text up to seventy texts a day

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Speaker 5: to random numbers.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you've got admire the productivity. I've never heard

486
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Speaker 3: of that seventy texts a day.

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Speaker 5: And to random numbers means I'll just what pick a

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Speaker 5: number at random and send it out.

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Speaker 7: And what's he texting?

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Speaker 5: I think we got her on the line.

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Speaker 6: Oh is that Harol?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? All right, let's go to it now, let's go

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Speaker 3: to Carol. Carols and I Carol, good morning.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 3: How are you? Yeah, I'm good. Listen fascinating. So this

496
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Speaker 3: is your husband, Yeah, this is my partner. Yeah, yeah,

497
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Speaker 3: your partner. And are they friends that at the person's

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Speaker 3: texting or sending them to.

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Speaker 10: No, not at all. Some of them might be. Some

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Speaker 10: of them are just random, like he might text, are

501
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Speaker 10: you married? Or you'll want a message?

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Speaker 8: Just his John?

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Speaker 10: And if they reply back, he continues, some days there's

504
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Speaker 10: been sixteen texts, other day's seventy. One day, we got

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Speaker 10: him at two hundred and ten.

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Speaker 3: Right, And how has John been doing this?

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Speaker 10: About twenty years?

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Speaker 3: Twenty years? Wouldn't What is he doing there? And is

509
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Speaker 3: doing something with his Thumb's just waiting for someone to happen.

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Speaker 3: One day the skill I've been a time with my

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Speaker 3: thumb sending him in the posts.

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Speaker 10: It's not it's not every day, it's just when he's

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Speaker 10: on his own.

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Speaker 5: Carol I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 3: I mean, and also do you want a massage to

516
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Speaker 3: strange people? And then what if they say yes? Does

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Speaker 3: he carry on the conversation?

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Speaker 10: He does. He's had a few people that we've found

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Speaker 10: out that he's even rang them and was hard to apologize.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well there you go. Yes, that's apologize, all right, Carol, listen,

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Speaker 3: that's an interesting one, isn't it?

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Speaker 10: Very interesting?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: Carol? Thank you very much? You cool? Thank you all right,

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Speaker 3: take care, Caroen have a good week you too. Thanks.

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Speaker 3: All right, Okay, what's happened? I don't waste any time, Belinda.

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Speaker 9: Money Christian, How are you, Blinda?

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Speaker 8: I'm very well. How are you?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's just reeling to be honest, but.

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Speaker 8: Interesting.

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Speaker 3: There. You're right, that's what we want on this radio show,

532
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Speaker 3: which we never wanted to be born or predictable. You're right, Oh, welcome.

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Speaker 3: Apologize for sending that text off and you all right? Linda?

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Speaker 3: What are you? Is this you who knows but your

535
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Speaker 3: other half doesn't know? You know?

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Speaker 8: Yes, my other half doesn't know. I know.

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Speaker 9: So my husband, well exceusban now that had received not

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Speaker 9: because of this, but had received a fine in my car.

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Speaker 9: He was speeding in my car. And what happened was

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Speaker 9: I received a letter in the mail saying I'd lost

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Speaker 9: four demerit points, and I rang up saying.

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Speaker 8: How have I lost four points? So I haven't even

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Speaker 8: had a fine, and they said, yes you have.

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Speaker 9: You've had the fine and you've paid the fine. So

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Speaker 9: what's happened is my husband waited diligently at the mailbox

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Speaker 9: from the fine to arrive paid it. And I would

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Speaker 9: never have known except that I received this letter saying

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Speaker 9: that I've lost the demerit points, so.

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Speaker 3: I know it's illegal, really bad, isn't it? So? Is

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Speaker 3: he was he saying your drive the car?

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Speaker 8: No, no, he just paid it because he gets speeding.

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Speaker 8: If it's your car, he was going to be big trouble.

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Speaker 8: So he paid the fine. And I would never have

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Speaker 8: known except that the letters say.

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Speaker 3: What did you do once you found out he'd been

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Speaker 3: doing this? Did you confront him or speak to hibout

557
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Speaker 3: it straight away? Or did you wait?

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Speaker 8: I waited. I waited.

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Speaker 9: I waded a long time and just said I know

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Speaker 9: it's like what do you know?

561
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Speaker 8: Like I know what you did?

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Speaker 5: Such a powerful phrase.

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Speaker 3: And when you say you waited a long time. What

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Speaker 3: are we talking? Are we talking a month or more

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Speaker 3: than a month?

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Speaker 8: Oh, probably a couple of months. Information, he said it

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Speaker 8: you use it when you need it.

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Speaker 3: Down the track now you said, you said, ex husband,

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Speaker 3: this wasn't the beginning of the chainings. The end of

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Speaker 3: the relation was that those de merit points.

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Speaker 8: No, it wasn't, but it was.

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Speaker 3: I've got another letter for you papers all. But then

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Speaker 3: to thank you very much, you cool, have a good day.

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Speaker 8: Thank you you too.

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Speaker 2: By look Christian o' god all Breakfast show Melbourne's Gold

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Speaker 2: one of four point three.

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Speaker 3: To Patsy if you could. The Simpsons might be wrapping up,

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Speaker 3: but their spirit will live on in the form of

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Speaker 3: Petrina Jonas. That's yoda, but a good yoda. Patsy. What's

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Speaker 3: the song that sums up your weekend?

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Speaker 9: Man?

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Speaker 7: We went to well you know me go to an

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Speaker 7: opening of an envelope. So yesterday we were treated to

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Speaker 7: the Melbourne premiere of this latest installment.

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Speaker 3: Oh nicely introduced as well classic radio techniques. There is

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Speaker 3: this clip shows so you get a load of March

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Speaker 3: he said, I'll get the pomme to play a theme

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Speaker 3: tune and everything. Give you a free plug. Need to

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Speaker 3: go through sales, come through Patsy Patsy steals.

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Speaker 7: No, I did not. It was brilliant. So this is

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Speaker 7: the first animated version of the TV classic, because there's

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Speaker 7: been a few real life versions obviously back in the nineties.

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Speaker 5: I used to be so scared of those real life ones.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could watch it.

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Speaker 5: Wait, you would have been you would have been like

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Speaker 5: eighteen when they came.

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Speaker 3: Out, sensitive young man, easy scared now Coriander, Well, this

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Speaker 3: was brilliant.

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Speaker 7: I highly recommend it.

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Speaker 3: It good.

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Speaker 7: It is so fun and you know what, the funniest

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Speaker 7: party that you know. That theme song features heavily in it,

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Speaker 7: which is great. They haven't got rid of it. How

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Speaker 7: could they? But all through the cinema everyone was clicking

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Speaker 7: to the song.

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Speaker 5: How many times do they play A few? A few?

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Speaker 7: It's right through the through the film, be the first.

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Speaker 3: Times, suddenly getting edgy, like it's not going to happen again.

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Speaker 3: I can't just relax and watched the movie. I've got it.

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Speaker 3: It's now a workout. We're now in this together.

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Speaker 7: And at the end of it, they've got the song

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Speaker 7: and it's sort of like a karaoke with the ball bouncing.

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Speaker 7: So everyone was singing along to it. It's a great

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Speaker 7: family day out.

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Speaker 3: Why the ball bounce into this show that I'm talking

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Speaker 3: about the cinematic art that is the Irish and listen

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Speaker 3: school say what it kills you at the end to

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Speaker 3: have a little karaoke singer.

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Speaker 7: Well, you're not going to take the kids to see

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Speaker 7: the Irishman, are you?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Take your kids to the Irish It's about violence and

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Speaker 3: the consequences of and being forced to live with your actions.

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Speaker 5: And corruption from a politic.

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Speaker 7: Eight years of age is the best see the Irish

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Speaker 7: One won't be taken her to see that.

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Speaker 5: But I think in a musical stage show, audience participation

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Speaker 5: is fine. In a cinema audience.

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Speaker 7: Come laugh at you too, stop it, you're going to

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Speaker 7: get in the spirit of it. But it was great.

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Speaker 7: I love the theme of it's okay to be different

632
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Speaker 7: and a little bit weird and just be true to yourself.

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Speaker 7: I love that thing.

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Speaker 3: And then kick the fingers again and we all go.

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Speaker 7: No, it was brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Coming up next then what I walked on in at

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Speaker 3: a party and one of my teenage daughters up to.

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Speaker 2: Look Christian o'doald show Melbourne's Gold one of four point three.

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Speaker 3: Alright, song that sums up my weekend? Well, really, it

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Speaker 3: all happened, all full apart. Ten o'clock on Saturday night,

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Speaker 3: went to pick up my thirteen year old daughter from

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Speaker 3: a party at the Bowls Club. This is a thing

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Speaker 3: that I've been doing for last four Saturday nights. She's

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Speaker 3: got an amazing social life. And as I went in,

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Speaker 3: there was an energy in the room and I saw

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Speaker 3: that people saw me and were giggling, and there was

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Speaker 3: I knew that an inkling that something's gone on involving her,

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Speaker 3: and one of the mamas went, oh, oh, you've come

649
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Speaker 3: at the right time. I was like, oh, yeah, here

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Speaker 3: we go. What I saw on the corner when I

651
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Speaker 3: got into where the dance floor was was the final

652
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Speaker 3: now in the coffin of childhood, the end of innocence.

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Speaker 3: Now more daddy's little girl. She's Gary's latest Pasha in

654
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Speaker 3: the corner, some little dude. I was all real faint.

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Speaker 3: So the song on my weekend is this. This is

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Speaker 3: the song that just sums up for me.

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Speaker 5: Was it a proper kiss or closed the mouth or

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Speaker 5: open mouth?

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Speaker 3: I didn't. I saw it, and it's like, you know,

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Speaker 3: so looking at the sun, you know, you mustn't butt

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Speaker 3: your head moves away, but it wants to go back.

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Speaker 3: You want to torment yourself. You're you're toll between oh,

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Speaker 3: my precious little daughter, and then the other part of

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Speaker 3: you is like good honor. And so I gave her

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Speaker 3: some time. I went out and sat out in the car,

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Speaker 3: went t I w's that in the car? It's cool,

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Speaker 3: it's okay. As I was leaving the Bowls Club, I

668
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Speaker 3: saw on the hedge, Get this right, a six pack

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Speaker 3: of beer that's someone obviously hidden in and it's gone

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Speaker 3: out and having a little sip, and I almost is

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Speaker 3: there any more left? That up? I think I need

672
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Speaker 3: a stiff drink. And then yesterday both of my daughters

673
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Speaker 3: had friends in the house who were boys or was.

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Speaker 5: It the same Was it the same guy in the

675
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Speaker 5: corner of the room. Well, you'd you'd hope, so it

676
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Speaker 5: would be almost worse.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday Sunday afternoon was the house of makeout.

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Speaker 5: Not in the house what we're in the upstairs.

679
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Speaker 3: It really is some sort of scene.

680
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Speaker 5: I'll give you the spy care.

681
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 3: I need support here, guys. It's a tough time for me.

682
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:34,600
Speaker 3: And then yesterday she goes, you know, we all just

683
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 3: want to go over to the reserve. I'm like, okay.

684
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 3: And then when she came back, I said, what did

685
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 3: you actually do over there? It's like cold and wet,

686
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Speaker 3: I said. She said, we were playing What are the Odds?

687
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Speaker 3: And I said, what's that game? So was there was

688
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Speaker 3: four them, two boys and two girls. Straight away I'm suspicious,

689
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 3: going two boys, two girls. Shenanigans has gone on over there?

690
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 3: I said, what are the odds? How does that work?

691
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Speaker 3: She told me how it worked, and I said, do

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Speaker 3: you know what I'm going to record? You explain? I

693
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Speaker 3: don't understand what is wrong with the good old classics

694
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Speaker 3: spin the ball? Do any of you understand this game?

695
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 3: Here's thirteen year old Lowest breaking it down. How does

696
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Speaker 3: What are the Odds? Work?

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Speaker 4: Is a group game?

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Speaker 11: Basically, yeah, someone says, oh, what are the odds? You

699
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Speaker 11: and someone so I have to kiss each other and

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Speaker 11: then one of the people are like, oh, one, two, three,

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Speaker 11: and then if you both land on the same number,

702
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Speaker 11: then that person and the other person have to kiss.

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Speaker 11: It's not necessarily kissing, like it could be anything. Like

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Speaker 11: it's kind of like truth or dare, but like it's

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Speaker 11: not because you both have to like pick the same number.

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Speaker 4: And what about if it's two different numbers but they

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Speaker 4: make teens?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, if.

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Speaker 11: Two different numbers, like say someone says six, the other

710
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Speaker 11: person says four, then it flips and you have to

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Speaker 11: do it to the other person who decides who might

712
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Speaker 11: be kissing who for?

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Speaker 3: Like what are the odds?

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Speaker 4: The person who says, what are the odds you kiss?

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Speaker 8: Dada?

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Speaker 4: So is it mainly a game for people to kiss

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Speaker 4: each other?

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Speaker 7: Pretty much?

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Speaker 6: Or like use stupid things?

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Speaker 4: Does it get stronger than kissing?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: I don't believe it too much of a hesitation between

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Speaker 5: her answer? There do you guys understand how I don't

724
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Speaker 5: know what's going on there?

725
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Speaker 3: Do you got to understand? I mean, what's wrong with

726
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Speaker 3: spin the bottom?

727
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 5: It's beIN the bottle is so easy? Whon't you have

728
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Speaker 5: away the bottles? Face the person?

729
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Speaker 3: Everyone knows where they are? These kids, why they've got

730
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Speaker 3: to make it more complicated and to make it worse.

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Speaker 3: I didn't understand any of that.

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Speaker 2: Look, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 6: Three it's just another miss herd.

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Speaker 3: Moday Christian O'Connell's miss her lyrics So we are in

735
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Speaker 3: the last week of shows this year. I know it is.

736
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Speaker 3: I feel embarrassed saying it. We finished Friday. We shouldn't be.

737
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Speaker 3: We've only just got into December and I'm going to

738
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Speaker 3: be saying goodbye Friday. Jack could be saying goodbye a

739
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Speaker 3: little bit earlier than I said goodbye. I'll be saying

740
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Speaker 3: goodbye at the end of the show. Jackub be saying

741
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 3: goodbye to you a bit before the end of the

742
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Speaker 3: show because he's flying off to Mexico. At is it

743
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 3: eleven thirty?

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Speaker 5: My flight at the eleventh thirty, so I should get

745
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Speaker 5: there about nine to thirty, got like five.

746
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Speaker 3: You've got enough time? Look is it canj an extra

747
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Speaker 3: hour off the show?

748
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 5: There's only one five to day?

749
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Speaker 7: Shade it Saturday's.

750
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Speaker 3: You laugh when people do the old is anyone Friday?

751
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Speaker 3: All right? So thank you very much to all the

752
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 3: people that I only email and say how much you

753
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 3: enjoy this. I'm aware that there are loads of you

754
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 3: listening on the school run every Monday morning, kids in

755
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 3: the car, Mum and dad in the car, that you

756
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 3: enjoy this feature so much. A lovely family of the

757
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Speaker 3: weekend in Southland. It's a little twelve year on John

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Speaker 3: j o En, as he told me when he met

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Speaker 3: John j o En, who actually not only they listen

760
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Speaker 3: to every money. He downloads the podcast again every single

761
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 3: Monday after school so he can laugh again. Good morning

762
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 3: John in the car right now, and he mom and

763
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Speaker 3: dad as well as lovely chatting to you on Saturday.

764
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Speaker 3: All right, So this is how we're going to end it.

765
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Speaker 3: Big John has always has his top five for our

766
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Speaker 3: consideration and your consideration. It's a top five of Christmas songs.

767
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Speaker 3: Part two are the ones you've been sending in over

768
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Speaker 3: the last week, just to remind you of some of

769
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Speaker 3: the amazing misheard lyrics we have over the year. This

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Speaker 3: one was a new went through last week. I can't

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Speaker 3: say what it is. You're hear it. You'll get it.

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Speaker 3: You'll know why I can't say what it is. Just

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Speaker 3: leave it out there, Just leave it out there. So

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Speaker 3: that that went straight into a tiss Hall of Favor.

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00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 3: Added this from the eighties, wet Wet wet.

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Speaker 6: Believe.

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Speaker 3: He was living in the land of make believe when

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Speaker 3: his best friend wore a two pay believe sorry owned

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Speaker 3: a two pay world Believe. One of the earliest Hall

780
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: of famers who had this year from Phil Collins. It's

781
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 3: a perennial classic. Now whenever I hear the song, I

782
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 3: always hear Invisible Todger. I'd never hear Invisible Touch. Then

783
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 3: there's the Robbie Williams. This was a Hall of Famer

784
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Speaker 3: as well. Cecil wants to Love Me cels One to

785
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 3: Love Me very clear, Hall of Fame. Jimmy Marnes is

786
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Speaker 3: in the Hall of Fame right so twice. Also this

787
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 3: recent one, Jimmy got your Plus Center just the other day,

788
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 3: maybe it was on Huber Eats the Hoday. And then

789
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Speaker 3: there was this one ri que Inglysias. Let the rhythm

790
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 3: take you over by the balls and the greatest Hall

791
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 3: of Famer will always be on the Mount Rushmore. This

792
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 3: feature Celine Dion. The Hot Dogs must go on all right,

793
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Speaker 3: Let's get into Big John's top five Christmas misheard lyrics.

794
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Speaker 3: One of the best, one of the best Christmas songs

795
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 3: Last Christmas, My wham a crowded room? Friends with tired eyes?

796
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 3: Or is it a crowded room friends with tide eyes?

797
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 3: Unmistakable friends with tid eyes? Chris Rihea driving home for Christmas.

798
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 6: Could take a look at the drama next to me, He's.

799
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 3: Just say this is a great Christmas song. Take a

800
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Speaker 3: look at the driver next to me, He's just the same,

801
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 3: or is it Take a look at the driver next

802
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 3: to me, he's just insane.

803
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 6: Could take a look at the drama next to me,

804
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Speaker 6: he's just.

805
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 3: Sat it it lands. Take a look at the driver

806
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 3: next to me, he's just insane.

807
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 6: Could take a look at the drama next to me, He's.

808
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 3: Just it's just insane. Slade Merry Christmas Everyone, brilliant song.

809
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 3: Great cover by Noel Gallagher and Oasis as well. Merry

810
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 3: Christmas Everyone by Slade. Does her Granny always Tellia the

811
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 3: old songs are the best? Or is it? Does her

812
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 3: Granny always Tellia that old socks are the best? Brilliant?

813
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 3: Does it? Granny always Tellia that the old socks are

814
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 3: the best? Very good? Kylie minoguea cover version of the

815
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Speaker 3: classic Santa Baby. String your ex, Sign your X on

816
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Speaker 3: the line or is it sign your eggs? Sign your

817
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 3: eggs on the line?

818
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 8: String your ex.

819
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,720
Speaker 3: Was gonna get straight? Five to when the year Sorry,

820
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 3: Andy Williams, this is the most wonderful time of the year.

821
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Speaker 3: Thereby Parties for hosting marshmallows for toasting Or is it

822
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Speaker 3: thereby parties for hosting marshmallows for Tolkien as in the

823
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Speaker 3: writer of Lord of the Rings Hi brow this one

824
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Speaker 3: with all the balls and per singers. It's nice our

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Speaker 3: summer highbro high ALKI j R. Tolkien gets name jets lyrics.

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Speaker 3: That's incredible. Yes, it is thereby parties for hosting marshmallows

827
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Speaker 3: for Tolkien. Yep, well strong finished, Thank you very much,

828
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Speaker 3: Big John. Coming up next to all of your misheard lyrics.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 3: Boss, we're taking a short break over Christmas. If you

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Speaker 3: ever want to send me a mishurt lyric for next year,

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty, just know something something that sounds something futuristic

834
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Speaker 3: about futuristic signing off Friday going hey, catch you in

835
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Speaker 3: twenty twenty when we'll all be in jet back to

836
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: listen to the show. But yeah, if you've got mishurd

837
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Speaker 3: lyrics for twenty twenty, you can email them as always

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Speaker 3: Christian at Gold one I four to three dot com

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Speaker 3: dot au. But let's get into yours now. This great

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Speaker 3: one comes from Pauline.

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Speaker 6: Please that.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 3: One of my favorite one of my favorite Christmas songs

844
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Speaker 3: for lease nab a dad? Or is it police nabbed

845
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Speaker 3: my dad?

846
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Speaker 5: Please that I wanted to me this try again. I'll

847
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Speaker 5: try my hardest.

848
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Speaker 3: Police nabbed me Dad? Please that it's not enough. We

849
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 3: have to be rigorous about this team.

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Speaker 5: It's still joyful to listen to that.

851
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Speaker 3: Yes, we need to listen to and fall every day.

852
00:40:55,280 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 3: This week, Taylor Swift, you were when you won? I

853
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 3: knew you were trouble when you walked in? Or is

854
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 3: it I knew you were Trevor when you walked in.

855
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 3: Trevor you were when you wanted genius. I'm that goes

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Speaker 3: come on through. Tell Us writ she knew it was

857
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Speaker 3: Trevor as soon as he could turn up. You were

858
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Speaker 3: when you wanted, You were Trevor when you walked in.

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Speaker 3: We also got this is this the telescoft one and

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Speaker 3: this you two one both form Nick and Chemmer wants

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Speaker 3: a tufa. I believe in Kingdom Carme or is it

862
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Speaker 3: I believe in King of Kong? Yeah? Yeah, it's there,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. This one here is amazing. This

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Speaker 3: comes from my dear listener called Simon Light. He has

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Speaker 3: a TUFA. He believes to end this year right. He

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Speaker 3: sent me us six weeks ago say don't play this

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Speaker 3: out until the last one of the year, that he's

868
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Speaker 3: going to end it in style. His name is Simon Light.

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Speaker 3: He sent two entries here that he believes say his

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Speaker 3: name Simon Light. As you know, Al'm obsessed with the

871
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 3: people's autograph signatures. Sorry, yeah, email signatures. He's warehouse manager

872
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 3: at the Australian Barbell Company. Hey, Chuck has won those

873
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 3: in a post. We need a new bar word. Actually

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Speaker 3: all right, first of all, then Simon Light. We go

875
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Speaker 3: to Elton John Philadelphia. Freedom. Are you hearing Simon Lights?

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Speaker 3: Are we hearing not Shiner Light but Simon Light? Once more? Outon?

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Speaker 5: I mean maybe with a list.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it's the first one. There is no

879
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 3: Simon Lights. Now time for the second Simon l like

880
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:59,879
Speaker 3: this is solid rock guana. You hear the ah, yeah

881
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 3: hearing Simon I don't think so. Simon Light. Now we

882
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 3: just hear it in the first mention of Simon Light.

883
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 3: Does that sound it.

884
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,880
Speaker 5: Again? Maybe with this it's going to be crushed, This.

885
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 3: Is going to be He believed this is going to

886
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 3: be the show stopper. He'll be gutted to hear this twice.

887
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 5: I think the speakers at the Old Warehouse a bit.

888
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 3: I was just thinking, if you're blasting out gold going

889
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 3: he's he's going to do it, and they're not. The

890
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: warehouse will looking at you, and.

891
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 5: You're guys are around, get back to the barbel.

892
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 3: There's no free barbell coming my way from old light

893
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 3: He All right, then, luckily I had another one just

894
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 3: increase that fell flat. Thanks Lighty. This is Kenny Loggins

895
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 3: foot Loose Life. Ain't passing you by? Or is it

896
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 3: Darth Vaders passing you by? Yay, that's a great one.

897
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 3: Darth Vader's passing you by. Darth Vader passing you by

898
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 3: Sinston's Hall of Favor. Ron You end the year in star.

899
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 3: Well done, Ronnie. The honors are all yours. Thank you

900
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 3: for everyone who said they literally are thousands of you

901
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,759
Speaker 3: over the year that been sending in these emails, not

902
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 3: all the maked on air. But thank you very much

903
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 3: if you do have any for twenty twenty. Christian at

904
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 3: Gold one four to three dot com dot au, the Christian.

905
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 2: O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three

906
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 2: time for this mornings.

907
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 4: Conor you're hymn Secret Santa.

908
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,759
Speaker 3: That's all right Christmas, so call or Secret santor the

909
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 3: twenty thousand dollars Secret Santa or thanks to Chapels three

910
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 3: precinct today dinner party for six of you you and

911
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 3: five mates, food and drinks at the Smith Hotel. You

912
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:59,760
Speaker 3: also win one thousand dollars to spend at Mac south

913
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 3: Yarra great prizes. Got more the rest of this week

914
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 3: as well. Those are the prices today. So Secret Santa

915
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 3: can listen out for the clues from Secret Santa himself

916
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 3: and he's going through some presents. Therefore a famous person.

917
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 3: Listen to what the gifts are. Try and work out

918
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 3: who it is again, it's not too hard. I think

919
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 3: you're going to work out today's ho ho? How was

920
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 3: your weekend? Santa had a great one, got on it

921
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 3: all weekend with the elves. Okay, let's have a look.

922
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 3: Who is the famous person? And I've got their presence

923
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 3: right now? Who are you looking at today?

924
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 2: Ho ho ho?

925
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:39,840
Speaker 3: A suspension notice from work? This little person must have

926
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 3: been very naughty. This person there's a Bunnings receipt for

927
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 3: sand paper. Sand paper? What what are they going to

928
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:52,439
Speaker 3: have to a scorecard? I'm seeing here with three three five,

929
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 3: three hundred and thirty five and an asterisk right by it.

930
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 3: I wonder what that means. Put it all together? Listener,

931
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 3: what have you got cooling? Now?

932
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 9: Ho?

933
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 3: Nine four one four ho one oh four three?

934
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 5: What's up? Phone number?

935
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 3: I don't know the third take? He had to do

936
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 3: this roll this morning? We did at half five anyway,

937
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 3: calling now nine four one four one oh four.

938
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 2: Three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

939
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: four point three.

940
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 3: Got our twenty thousand dollars Secret Center.

941
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 4: Lina, you're him secret Center.

942
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 3: I'm so excited about seeing Elf tomorrow. That's one of

943
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 3: his Christmas more is when we go and see and

944
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 3: watch the movie Elf.

945
00:46:37,719 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 5: Have you got a tree yet? Or put up any decorations?

946
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 3: We're getting the I got the Advent calendars. Suddenly I

947
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 3: realized late Saturday night I hadn't got the Advent calendars,

948
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 3: so I rushed out to Woolworths and got two Frozen ones.

949
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 3: They got these obviously coming out there for the with

950
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 3: the movie Frozen two. So they're actually very excited with

951
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 3: their Frozen two. Even though they're cool, so cool teenagers,

952
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 3: they still excited. They wrote up the little windows yesterday

953
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 3: morning from first of December.

954
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 5: You know what's cruel that my mom and dad used

955
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 5: to do. Make my brother and I share an advent calendar.

956
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,880
Speaker 3: Check yeah ultimate, they say, yeah, alternating days, and you

957
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 3: always try to work out beforehand who is best to

958
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 3: get the odd through one December one December three, when

959
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 3: I went to the supermarket, I had one. The kids

960
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 3: with it went so do you just want to share one?

961
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,839
Speaker 3: We've never done that? And I went absolutely, why would

962
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 3: you just extra couple bucks? Cut another one?

963
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 7: O'Connell Right, okay, this.

964
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 3: Is the clues then for this morning secret sound, you've

965
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 3: got to work out the celebrity from the clues on

966
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 3: Monday's Winter. Now that's the the payoff here hashtag Monday,

967
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 3: Hello slick rick, a suspension notice from work. There's a

968
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 3: Bunnings receipt for sands paper, a scorecard I'm seeing here

969
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:58,320
Speaker 3: with three three five, three hundred and thirty five and

970
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 3: an asterix. Right, I wonder what that means. Alright, Gary's

971
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 3: on the line. Come on and Gary, Oh good morning,

972
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 3: how are you. I'm good Gary, you have a great weekend.

973
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: I had a fantastic weekend, thanks Christian.

974
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 3: All right, So Gary, here's the price is. You could

975
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 3: be winning, my friend. You could be winning dinner party

976
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 3: for you and five of you best mates with food

977
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 3: and drinks at the Smith Hotel or thanks to Chapel

978
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 3: Street Precinct and then one thousand dollars to spend at

979
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 3: mac south Yara. Do you fancy all of that?

980
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: Ah, that's fantastic Green prize?

981
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 3: All right? So who do you think the famous person was?

982
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 3: Who's the celebrity today? Again? The secret Santa gifts.

983
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: Fingers crossed, But I hope it's Dave Warner.

984
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 3: You think it's warning. Let's have a listen Dave on

985
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 3: Monday's Winner Online one. It is little chucking David Warner.

986
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 3: What an amazing record over the weekend, three hundred and

987
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 3: thirty five and to do it without the aid of sandpaper.

988
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 3: Sorry wat too soon? Hashtag cricket bun Santa out bite me,

989
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 3: bite mete me.

990
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 1: All right, Well done, Gary, outstanding, Thank you very much,

991
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: Thank you?

992
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 3: And do you already know what friends you might be

993
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 3: taking with you for the lead private dinner party?

994
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,919
Speaker 1: For you have a couple of close friends coming down

995
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: so that'll work out perfect.

996
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 3: Brilliant Gary. I hope you have a great Christmas if

997
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 3: we don't get to speak to you before. And thanks

998
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 3: for listening to the show.

999
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, thank you, Merry Christmas, full.

1000
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 3: Thanks mate, Oh thash the Chapel Street precincts. You'll go

1001
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 3: for the Chrissy presents, but stay for the cocktails tomorrow.

1002
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 3: This is right up you and I Street one thousand

1003
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 3: dollars to spend at Lulu Lemon in Paran. I'd love this,

1004
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,360
Speaker 3: I seriously love it. Still. Where are my little Lulu

1005
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 3: Lemon leggings? Yesterday? To the gym so cozy on the

1006
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 3: skin and also another private dinner party with food and

1007
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 3: drinks at the Paran Hotel. Those are your prices tomorrow.

1008
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 2: The Christian Oh Gone Old Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one

1009
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 2: O four point three The Christian Oh Gone Old Breakfast

1010
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 2: Show Melbourne's Gold one O four point three.

1011
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 3: So today at one o'clock, right, I've got this big

1012
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 3: meeting with one of the big TV networks okay in Australia,

1013
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 3: and it was all sorted out with Shane Crawford and

1014
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 3: another AFL legend Okay, one o'clock today and some of

1015
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 3: you may or may not know, but you just need

1016
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,479
Speaker 3: to know this. We backstore about eleven months ago. Crawl

1017
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 3: came up to asked me to do a TV show

1018
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 3: with him, right and another AFL legend. I wasn't sure

1019
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 3: about the whole idea, any of it and working with

1020
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,759
Speaker 3: Crawl because he is a crazy man, and.

1021
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 5: It almost got up last year and it was getting

1022
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 5: too close to the end of the football season. It

1023
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 5: seemed crazy to start a football show two weeks out

1024
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 5: of the year.

1025
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 3: So now the network have decided to say, look, maybe

1026
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 3: it makes sense to prepare a footy show a bit

1027
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 3: before the season starts good on that network, And so

1028
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 3: me Crawfy in this other former footy legend. I guess

1029
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 3: he's always going to be a footy legend, met up

1030
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 3: last week. We actually had a three hour meeting about

1031
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 3: the idea and whether we want we're going to go

1032
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 3: for it, and then Crawl said, we need to go

1033
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 3: now tell the network it's this or nothing. We're going

1034
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 3: to walk away, but this is this is how it's

1035
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 3: going to be, not stuff they've done before. Went great.

1036
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 3: One o'clock is busy week for me last week year,

1037
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 3: but I'll be there. The other guy says, well, I'm

1038
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 3: flying out to America. I'm doing this all this stuff,

1039
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 3: but I look, I can make it on the Monday

1040
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 3: at one o'clock yesterday. Ben in mind, this is from

1041
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 3: one stuff. This is Shane Crawford's idea. I have a job, Okay,

1042
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 3: I do this radio show, right. Crawf needs this job.

1043
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 3: It's his baby, it means everything to him. The other

1044
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 3: footy legend has a job as well. Shane Crawford text

1045
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 3: me yesterday get this patch from the airport, and this

1046
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 3: other footy legend going, guys, I'm not going to be there, Christian,

1047
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 3: you run the meeting. I've decided to go off to

1048
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,880
Speaker 3: a spa for the week in Hunter Valley?

1049
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 7: Are you serious?

1050
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 3: Every single word this right? I mean?

1051
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 5: I was so crt.

1052
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 3: I can't laugh about it because I am furious. I said,

1053
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 3: a minute, the guy who's never played the game is

1054
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 3: going to start and run a meeting about a footy show.

1055
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 3: This is how it is a game. So when did

1056
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:53,919
Speaker 3: you get here? Exactly? Made? Oh, sixteen months ago? What's

1057
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 3: your job? I talk him between the songs. But anyway,

1058
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 3: this is how it is. Where's the other guy? Where's

1059
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 3: the go Kane to he's having a massage right now.

1060
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 3: He's a spa on the Hunter Valley I've got And

1061
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 3: then he said, you let them know whether or not

1062
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 3: we do the showing.

1063
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 5: No, it is Crafts show. This doesn't make sense. It's

1064
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 5: his show text us.

1065
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 3: From the airport the other legend right, he's few us going,

1066
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 3: this is like your playing careers, just to send it

1067
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 3: into fun and a lack of commitment. Now going, I

1068
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:20,799
Speaker 3: don't sure if I want to get in between you two.

1069
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 3: And also then yesterday evening, Crawft goes, look, we're not

1070
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 3: a I've got here now, we're not an electric lockdown,

1071
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 3: so the phone's going to be off all this week night,

1072
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,720
Speaker 3: so we can't even talk to you about this meeting.

1073
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 3: To save your career and attach the panels to it,

1074
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 3: he goes say, listen, you guys better go to bed

1075
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 3: early too. You've got a big meeting at one o'clock.

1076
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 3: Then he sends me through his itinery of this spa.

1077
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 3: It does sound absolutely beautiful. And I noticed that at

1078
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,319
Speaker 3: six am, Craft by now would have done two hours

1079
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 3: of tai chi.

1080
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 5: This is a man with four kids as well, so

1081
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 5: he's left them.

1082
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 3: Busy time as well with four kids he's got, He's

1083
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 3: got tai Chie. And then when this other football legend,

1084
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 3: I we'll be going to the network. The network don't know.

1085
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 3: He's not coming yet, right, he's not here. Is he running? No? No,

1086
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 3: he's having a mass He's not having a massage at

1087
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 3: one o'clock. So I'll be in this meeting running it

1088
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 3: for Crawf, representing him. Right where will Crawf bey Krawf?

1089
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 3: I saw him as itinic today at the SPA has

1090
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 3: an hour on the essence of kung Fu.

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Speaker 5: No, that man's priority is.

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Speaker 3: An essence of kung fu. I mean that's what he

1093
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 3: think is more important. So anyway, tomorrow let you know how.

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00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 3: You will know before Crawf does, will know how I

1095
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 3: thought the meeting went.

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00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 2: Tomorrow The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

1097
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 2: four point three.

1098
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 3: Christian o'conl's two Weeks of Dickens. It's our final epic

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Speaker 3: week pop Legends.

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Speaker 8: Aha, thank you all very much.

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Speaker 3: And Rick Astley he got something from the eighteen did

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Speaker 3: a Day on the Green, Rochford wins in Yarra Valley

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Speaker 3: as I'll get me going down to this great double

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Speaker 3: lineup and Hi Rick Astley still sound great now as well.

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Speaker 3: a ticket master, but you can win them a pair

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Speaker 3: VIP tickets every single day of this week on the

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Speaker 3: atwork time waster a treat again this week and the

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Speaker 3: last week, the last five time wasters of twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 3: You win them every day. You'll see go straight on

1112
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Speaker 3: short list for the Golden ticket. It's a great price,

1113
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Speaker 3: all right. Today Cyber Monday, we're looking for your computer movies.

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Speaker 3: Here are my computer movies. The blog Father. Are people

1115
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Speaker 3: still blogging? Are they there? In the Bloggest Way to Die? Yeah?

1116
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Speaker 3: You don't hear it so much to you. I've also

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Speaker 3: got all the President's memes. Defrag me to hell. Do

1118
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Speaker 3: you have a defragg in your computer? In it is

1119
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Speaker 3: tell you need to defrag the hard drive to server

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Speaker 3: with love to serve it with love. I've also got

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Speaker 3: the Nutty Processor, Pandora's dropbox. Yeah, I'm on it. I

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Speaker 3: know kids. I've got a dropbox and Yahoo framed Roger

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Speaker 3: Rabbit Yahoo Rained Roger Rabbit Jack, what have you got

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Speaker 3: for your Cyber Monday computer movies?

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Speaker 5: Smoky in the Bandwidth? Oh nice caps, luck and two

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Speaker 5: smoking barrels mm hmm, single white email and hard driving

1127
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Speaker 5: Miss Daisy.

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Speaker 3: Very good? All right? What have you got computer movies?

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Speaker 3: Send them in now oh four seventy five O three

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Speaker 3: one oh four three.

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00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1132
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 2: point three.

1133
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:46,600
Speaker 3: Christian o'conls two weeks of tickets. It's our final epic

1134
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Speaker 3: week Eighties pop legends.

1135
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Speaker 8: Aha, thanks you very much.

1136
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 3: And Rick Astley want something from the eighties? Good a

1137
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 3: day on the green rot for wins in yarraw Velly.

1138
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 3: So these VIP seats diamond seats with deck access and

1139
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Speaker 3: private patio with bar stage in brackets on the left

1140
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Speaker 3: and me taking a right turn and where that is right?

1141
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 3: Maybe the toilets or the latrines diamond seats with deck

1142
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Speaker 3: access and private patio with bar stage left. All right

1143
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,959
Speaker 3: today on Cyber Monday computer movies. The best one Jack,

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Speaker 3: they get the pair of tickets VIP byte club as

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Speaker 3: in byte b Silba Stephen Clyde North gigabytes of the

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Speaker 3: Caribbean m super Plus Capture Blanca catch a blank capture

1147
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Speaker 3: you know the thing we go. How many of these

1148
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 3: images have mountains in or the worst one. How many

1149
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 3: of bicycles or mountains? I hate those things don't.

1150
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 5: Because they're always bleeding over two times? So well, if

1151
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 5: it's just a tire of the bicycles that care as

1152
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:00,760
Speaker 5: a bicycle.

1153
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,839
Speaker 3: And also this AI software now that these hackers use

1154
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:08,120
Speaker 3: is so sophisticated, really stopping anyone anyway, n I saw

1155
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Speaker 3: them Katherine Rose a Walk in the eye Clouds, Silver

1156
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Speaker 3: plus fifty first updates, Gold, Smart Tania and Blackburn South,

1157
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Speaker 3: Silence of the Rams, Gold Once We're Keyboard Warriors, Vanessa,

1158
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Speaker 3: That is smart, Silver Hacked to the Future Silver Wi Fi,

1159
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Speaker 3: I know what you did last summer Gold, very funny Buffer,

1160
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Speaker 3: the Vampire slann here Gold Exalman Bronze, Disky Business Gold,

1161
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Speaker 3: you know the old floppy this hard and all that,

1162
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Speaker 3: the online King Silver Cone and the downloader what's the

1163
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Speaker 3: original cone in the area Bronze Crazy Rich PlayStations. Gold

1164
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Speaker 3: got to be a contender for that one. Andrew Frozen

1165
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Speaker 3: the Bracket Screen Gold Taladagaida Megabytes Silver twenty one Instagrams,

1166
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Speaker 3: Bronz The Da Vinci HTML Code Gold, Caddie Hack, Bronz,

1167
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Speaker 3: Scar FaceTime, Silver, Gone with the Windows ninety eight, Gold,

1168
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Speaker 3: Pop Up Fiction, Gold, When Hard Drive mests Sally Gold,

1169
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Speaker 3: Cash Amy if you Can Silver, Very good, Shawney Boy,

1170
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Speaker 3: Raiders of the Lost, Password Franz, Crouching Tiger, Hidden drop Box,

1171
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 3: Thank you, Robin Another drop box Silver. All right, here

1172
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 3: are we giving the tickets to some outstanding ones there

1173
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Speaker 3: if you want.

1174
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 5: I liked Silence of the Rams.

1175
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you're the winner.

1176
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 2: point three.

1178
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Speaker 5: As my wife has been away this week. She's visiting

1179
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,840
Speaker 5: her family for Thanksgiving in the United States.

1180
00:58:54,040 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 3: Just take your place. At the moment you kept it tidy,

1181
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 3: you're gone, Feral.

1182
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 5: I've pretty much kept it tidy because I haven't been

1183
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 5: doing a lot of cooking. So the benchtop is clean because.

1184
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 3: If you contract it out to that, you're keeping the

1185
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 3: economy going good on you.

1186
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 7: The benchtop's clean because Luna's licking.

1187
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 5: It, yeah, and the dog's licking it clean. So it's

1188
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 5: actually it would be reckless for me to cook because

1189
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 5: it's but speaking of the dog. I did get that

1190
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 5: spy cam to watch her last weekend. I got the

1191
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 5: little battery operated spy cam which you can watch on

1192
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 5: your phone and talk through to catch the dog on

1193
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 5: the bench top. Yank's got the app as well, so

1194
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 5: she can log on at anytime and watch Luna. But

1195
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 5: she's started logging onto the app and watching me while

1196
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 5: I'm at home.

1197
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 3: I don't know that.

1198
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 5: I don't like it.

1199
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Speaker 3: Eat it.

1200
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 5: It's only in the kitchen.

1201
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 3: What a man does when he's left alone. It's only

1202
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 3: that man's business.

1203
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 5: But I have become very self aware being in the

1204
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 5: house at any time.

1205
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 3: Of course, because the eye in the sky, she could

1206
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 3: be buzzing through, going have you've missed a bit? Or

1207
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 3: put your feet down.

1208
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 5: Over the weekend, I talked to the whole family. It

1209
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 5: was like a skype call that only she could see

1210
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,520
Speaker 5: and I couldn't see. So what she got on and said, hey,

1211
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 5: we can see you.

1212
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 3: Hey.

1213
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 5: And so I'm talking to mom and dad and the

1214
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 5: sister through the spy cam.

1215
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,520
Speaker 3: Strange reality show. So how it from America? She can

1216
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 3: buzz through and go.

1217
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, she's watching the app and she's buzzing through,

1218
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 5: So it's like a weird one sided phone call almost anyway.

1219
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 3: So now I think this was the ultimate plan. Why

1220
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 3: she said get this so we can watch the dog,

1221
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 3: It's like, get this so I can keep an eye

1222
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 3: on you.

1223
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 5: I would have been suspicious if it wasn't my idea.

1224
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,040
Speaker 5: It was my idea to get the camera. But now

1225
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:36,760
Speaker 5: I want to get rid of it. So I'm trying

1226
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 5: to encourage her to go, Hey, I think it's not

1227
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 5: working looking at Luna. Why don't we just put it

1228
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 5: out in the back and now use it as a property.

1229
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 3: Now, once they've got once, they've got us on that

1230
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 3: little fishing line. The ladies don't let go of that rod.

1231
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 3: But how we've got you trapped? Now I'm trapped. I've

1232
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 3: got that Live three sixty, I'm monitor twenty four to seven.

1233
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's only GPS. How would you feel if

1234
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 5: your wife could watch you in the house?

1235
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 3: God, horrible viola, Yeah, really bad.

1236
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 5: I got to get rid of it because I've been

1237
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 5: already told off. Because she knows I'm not cooking. She

1238
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 5: can run through the last week and go, hey, you

1239
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 5: haven't been cooking a lot.

1240
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 3: You know you need to go and have like a

1241
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 3: Truman show. You need to smash that camera. Jack cannot

1242
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 3: be watched. Spray it, smashing up. Set yourself free, Jack.

1243
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,760
Speaker 3: I always thought you were out in the wilderness. You

1244
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 3: can never be trapped. I don't like seeing you like

1245
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 3: this in a human zoo.

1246
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 2: It is.

1247
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 5: It feels like Truman Show, and I've got to get out.

1248
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 3: Smash it when you get back. Instead, the dog just

1249
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 3: knocked it over.

1250
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 2: Look Christian o'con old Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

1251
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 2: four point three.

1252
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 3: Team wish me luck at one o'clock today, think of

1253
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 3: me and then think of Crawf and his essence of

1254
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 3: kung fu.

1255
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 5: As you said in for Cross Future, essentially.

1256
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, basically here is a spa in today one till two,

1257
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 3: he'd been enjoying the essence of kung fu. Title of

1258
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 3: today's show is a nail in the coffin of childhood.

1259
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 3: Huggy's on the way. We'll catch you tomorrow morning. Thank

1260
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 3: you very much for listening.

1261
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 2: Look, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1262
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 2: point three