WEBVTT - #115 2024’s Most Unforgettable Guests 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:00.400 Kick it off. 0:00:00.400 --> 0:00:01.040 What do you got for me? 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.280 This is the last time that these people will hear 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:04.840 us this year for twenty twenty four. 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:06.680 Yeah, wow, what a year. 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:09.480 It's been been a long year. No, it's gone quick, 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:11.119 is it? I think so? 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:12.600 Well a bit of it. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:13.640 Has it been a long year for you? 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:14.120 Yeah? 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:15.080 How are you feeling? 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:16.720 How are you? How do I sound? 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.600 Look you are a little bit under the weather. We 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:22.639 had to record these episodes. We're not obviously we're not live. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:24.720 Podcasts aren't live. I hate to ruin it for anyone. 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:25.160 What. 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:30.320 Yeah, I've had to drag ash to my house. Unwell, 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:34.879 he's on a lot of drugs, all legal, A couple of. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:36.360 Pain killers, couple of painkillers. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:38.440 And we're just having a really nostalgic day. 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:40.839 I'm a soldier, you're a soldier, a young soldier. 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.120 We're just talking about what a year it's been. What 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:46.520 amazing guests that we've had on this podcast. And we thought, 0:00:46.880 --> 0:00:49.720 we thought we'll give you a little reminder just how 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:51.839 good it was. I know I sound arrogant, so just 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:52.400 bear with me. 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:55.600 He sounds great. Shut up do I gosh, my good, 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:58.840 you's sound great, But also shut up. We did we 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.000 had some really good guesses. Both of our wives. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:02.000 Oh look is arrogant? 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.280 Now, we had both of our wives. 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:06.520 She's nass. 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:07.120 April was. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.200 Abril had a bit of Alian before she started. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:10.960 Did she really? 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:15.160 Yeah, so I shouldn't laugh at her drug problems. 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.000 She was very anxious, very anxious, my wife. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.679 But we had Laura Burn, also very anxious. She was 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:23.280 on more than ones this year. April's on more than 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:25.039 one too. We had a few episodes with April, so 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:26.320 we are happy. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.800 Today to bring you Laura Burn, April Wicks. 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:31.679 Yeah, we led in the mix and Kayla George one 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:32.600 of our favorite episodes. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.280 Taylor George would be up there with one of my 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:36.000 favorite episodes. I'd say, yeah you. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:38.720 I didn't realize when we first met. I had no 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.880 idea how much of a basketball fan you are. 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:43.440 Yeah, look, I love a good time and I think 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:44.839 basketball is all a good time. 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:46.119 You have a party. 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.600 It's a big part and also one of my favorite 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:52.320 chats with a dad breath and Asta is also in 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:53.760 the mix. So it's a cracking episode. 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:54.520 Enjoy. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:55.640 Let's get into. 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:11.200 Well. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.280 I've asked it a few times in the podcast. We've 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:14.840 spoken about it a couple of times. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:18.320 I've had a sectomy. Matt hasn't endured that as yet. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.920 I want to know, is there a possibility for a 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.400 third child, A third Johnson? 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:28.000 A third Johnson that's not a cat? Do you want 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:29.119 to have another kid? 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:30.519 I think so? 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.720 So this is this is why the pendulum has swung 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.800 so wide. I watched it and I can't keep up 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.079 with him because only a couple of months ago, Matt 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:41.440 said he did not want to have another child. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.360 At all, because you're advocating for it. You pulled me 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:45.880 aside and said we're having a. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:47.280 Third personally for me. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.600 I don't want another one for you. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:55.200 There is enough plans and cats and everything. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.840 I'm going to be honest, I don't need it. Why 0:02:58.960 --> 0:03:00.520 I don't need you guys have anymore? 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.880 Is it the stress of what I would requires? 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:03.440 Already? 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:04.600 I'm stressed out, man. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:06.680 The plants are staring at me, the cat's staring at me, 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:08.840 a three legged dogs staring at me, and now you 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.000 want to introduce a fucking baby to stare at me 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:11.639 on here too? 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.760 Okay? So I always thought it's funny for me because 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.960 I never really ever saw myself as being a mom 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:21.200 like I didn't. I never had you. I never had 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:25.280 the maternal pool. I never ever dreamt about being mom 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.840 or I didn't even know if i'd be a good mom. Really, 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.000 I was like, that seems like you require a lot 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.520 of patience to do it. And then I had Marley, 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.480 and I well know that I met Matt, and you 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:37.119 really wanted to be a dad. 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:37.320 And so. 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:39.680 You really wanted to be a dad. 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.360 And I think it was your excitement about wanting to 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:44.320 be a dad that made me have excitement about wanting 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.560 to be a mom. Even though I kind of knew 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.720 it would be my plans. I just didn't have this 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:53.320 like big maternal pool. Then Molly came around, and I 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.720 loved it so much more than I ever thought I would. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.560 And I think people are so quick to tell you 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.680 all the bad bits about parenting, and people don't really 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:02.360 stop and tell you the incredible bits. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.280 It's just so much more fun to talk about. 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:07.000 That's what totally and people. We revel in complaining, right, Like, 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.360 that's my favorite thing. Humans love to complain. There's this 0:04:10.400 --> 0:04:14.080 real like shared almost like like like shared camaraderie when 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:15.240 we complain about stuff. 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:19.960 All we do on this podcast. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.240 And we're complaining about how the meads uncooked. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:23.960 But I will say you're also a great mum as well. 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:24.719 Thank you. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:25.840 I love being a mom. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.400 I do, I do want. 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:30.120 I love it. 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:31.680 I love it so much more than I ever thought 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.080 I would. And I look at Lola now, and you know, obviously, 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:37.680 whether we have two, we have three, I'm still a 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.839 mom for as long as I am on the earth. 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.960 But my thing is I look at Lola and I 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.559 can't believe that I'm never going to have another little 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.200 person like that. She's the youngest that there is ever 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.520 going to be in this household. And but every so 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:52.440 often I just have these moments where I'm like, surely 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.120 this can't be it. And I always thought I would 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.080 get to a point of completeness. I thought I would 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.280 wake up one day and be like after Lola was born. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.080 I thought I would have this moment where I'd be like, oh, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.160 I'm so done, like tie the tube. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:03.360 So it's a possibility. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.680 I would like to I'm thirty eight now, I'll be 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:10.320 thirty nine next year. Work is a lot in terms 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:13.520 of like contracts and trying to figure out timings and stuff. 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:17.080 But if we could have a baby next year, I 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:18.680 would be excited too. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:19.839 Would you name it after me. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:21.279 It would be named. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:27.200 Ash jam Picklets like. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.880 I know Jamie Little Jimmy Jam. 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:32.440 I'm definitely done obviously. How that a sex me? 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:35.920 Yeah, okay, well I know that you like you feel 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:37.840 the churl in there, but ok. My one thing though 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.600 about like having another kid is that I think people's 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.680 instant reaction when someone has already has two these days 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:46.200 and that's two of the same sex, the instant thought 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:47.880 is to be like, oh, well, you're trying for a boy, 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.960 like you're trying for the alternate sex. I love being 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:53.920 a mum to girls. I always saw myself if I 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.960 was going to have kids as having boys, so like 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.800 it's my parenting thoughts of what I thought it was 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:00.000 going to be is completely out the way. 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.560 I'd always prefer another girl. 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:03.440 Yeah, and if we had three girls, I would be 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:07.000 absolutely fucking thrilled. So I want that to be like 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.320 on record, so that if we ever do have another girl, 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.440 people are like, oh my god, yeah, I just wanted 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:14.920 to have my boy, just wanted genuinely, Yeah, I could 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.240 see us having another kid. Also, Nana just moved in, 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:18.600 so like we've got a free baby sitter. 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:20.240 I would like to be more involved. 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:22.719 You could be the Godfather. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:24.880 Thank you. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:28.120 I laugh about it now. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:30.840 But the thing I think that I was attracted to 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:34.800 you were like your whole two tattoos that you had 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:37.640 at the time, and I was. 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.240 Like, that's hot, and they're like the worst tattoos I have, yeah, 0:06:42.520 --> 0:06:45.320 under my arm and under that they're like one of 0:06:45.360 --> 0:06:47.800 them was done by a tato artist that she was 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:51.080 pissed and it was like, so it's so bad, and 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:53.040 the other one was just like a dumb seventeen year 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:53.680 old tatoo. 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.480 Did you show where the tattoos that night? 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:56.640 Yeah? I just walked around those. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.640 By the way, he was skinnier than me as well, 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:01.320 it was I was so small. 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:03.920 The photos of you when you were younger, you're a 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.119 bit of a trim young lad. 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:08.400 Oh now what am I fat? 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:08.720 Dad? 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:09.760 A very clean cut. 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:11.760 You're allowed ten kilos for every kid you have. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:13.320 You didn't have the mustache. 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:18.000 No, did that version of events match what happened from you? 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.640 Yes? Yeah, that was pretty bang on. I think I 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.280 tried really hard to go home with her. She said, no, 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:26.280 kick me off the bus. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.600 Yeah, we did catch a bus home, got a bus home. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:34.320 Well, young I was poor and then I spent weeks 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:38.520 weeks courting, courting weeks to the point where it was 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:41.160 a joke between her and her friends. So I was 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:42.600 a joke really. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:44.320 Because you were you were like playing hard. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.320 To get or he was very keen. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:51.120 And I remember joking like because he sent like, not millions, 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.240 but he said plenty. 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.160 Of messages throughout the day. 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:57.880 And at that time I had a job where my 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.520 phone was locked away on a locker and you'd send 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:03.080 like a couple of messages like just like, how's your day, 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:04.520 but then another one would come through. 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:07.480 The one You're going back to back to back. 0:08:07.320 --> 0:08:09.680 Back to back to back in those days. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:11.080 Yeah, I'd never do that now. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.160 And I joke to one of my friends at the 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:15.160 time and I was like, oh my god, this guy's 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:15.600 so keen. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.400 Imagine if I end up marrying him. 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:22.880 There you go, guys persistence. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.640 Do you remember after you guys met at the pub, 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:27.240 like what your first date was? 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:32.920 Yes, where did you go? 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:37.200 So you'd been out like that whole day, so I 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.920 think you'd been drinking as well, So you were like, 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:43.640 does not sound like that. You were like, Oh, we 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:45.720 should go out for dinner, but I think you need 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:47.160 to Can you pick me up. 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:52.880 WHOA, I was out during the day, but I had 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:57.560 tried to see April at other occasions but she was 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.520 playing hard to get. And then the one occasion I 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.240 was in Bondai actually, and the one occasion where she 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:07.400 was like, oh I'm free tonight, I was. I caught 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:10.120 up with a girlfriend of mine that I had moved 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.800 down as well, and we just hadn't seen each other yet. 0:09:11.840 --> 0:09:13.720 She moved to bond dimit, so we caught up for 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:15.959 a drink and lunch. I only had like two or 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.000 three beers, but I got a bus and a train there, 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:21.840 you know, thinking Okay, I'll probably just spend the evening 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:24.880 in Bondai and see what that's about. 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.720 And then it was like, oh shit. 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.440 So I pretty much stopped whatever I was doing and 0:09:30.480 --> 0:09:32.280 got on a bus and then got on a train. 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.800 But the thing is that I was like, A, You're 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:39.000 going to have to drive. So I got dropped at her. 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:43.760 Like pretty much at her place, and then we drove 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.880 to where I was living, which was on the floor 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.800 of Pete's house, who was at the cafe street. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:51.400 So just to clear that up. 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.000 Carry on, I'm pretty sure as well. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:58.480 You did send in a message I think that's when 0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:58.960 you told me. 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:00.840 You're like, oh, I can't afford dinner. 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.640 I can't remember how I found out that you couldn't 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:05.480 pay for dinner much. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:06.680 Oh yeah, yeah, I'm. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.000 Pretty sure you like told me straight up, You're like, 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.480 I haven't got money for dinner, but I'd love to 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:13.120 take you out. 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:17.920 So I was like, context, context, context is everything, guys. 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:20.240 I had. I had packed up my car. 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:23.480 From living in my parents' house, moved here, was working 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:27.000 three jobs that paid cash, and it was like the 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:30.200 worst time because I was in Bondou with all my 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:32.680 money that I had and had pretty much spent it 0:10:32.720 --> 0:10:34.679 on lunch and everything, thinking Okay, I'm just going to 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:36.440 go home. I'll get paid the next couple of days 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:39.079 from one of these jobs. But then I didn't want 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.000 to miss the opportunity. 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:43.400 So honesty, honesty is the best pose. 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:47.080 Yeah, but I don't think I don't recall saying it. 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.319 Well, I just I can't remember how I found out 0:10:50.360 --> 0:10:52.080 that I had to pay, because I did have to 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.000 pay to that. 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.319 No, let's get to that. Okay, you didn't have to pay. 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:58.240 He didn't make you pay the. 0:10:58.280 --> 0:10:59.280 End, because no, he did. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.120 He gave me a discount, didn't he because you worked 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.440 where we end up going for dinner. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:06.720 So yeah, we drove. We drove somewhere. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.160 We didn't really have plans, and I was driving. 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:11.560 I think we went to go to a sushi place, 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:13.280 but we couldn't park or something, and then we end 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:14.600 up going to You were like. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.040 Oh, I work it. 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:19.000 I work at this jizza. 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:19.920 Pizza place, so we'll go there. 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:21.760 And so we went there. 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:25.079 I had dinner and whatnot, and obviously all his co 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:33.360 workers were like behind my back, which I know now. Yeah, 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.040 and then the bill came and I went up to 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:35.800 pay and. 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.080 Afford to pay, but. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:39.960 My name. 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.800 I think the important thing to remember is that you 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.920 can start with the bar really low and then from 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:49.120 then on everything's a plus. 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:51.160 Yeah, and you did? You did? 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:55.319 You used to spoil me rotten in what way? Oh? 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:57.559 I remember like one of the first Valentine's Days, I 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:58.199 think you bought. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:00.160 Me an iPad mini, buy me jewelry. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.640 Yeah, like literally spent probably credit card debt. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.080 It can't make up for that one dinner I couldn't 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:09.920 pay for. But it was the most important dinner obviously. 0:12:10.000 --> 0:12:13.680 But I mean, at the time, I recall, I was 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.400 like okay, well, the people I was with in Bonder, 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:18.520 I got to go, and it was like I got 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:18.720 to go. 0:12:18.760 --> 0:12:20.439 I have to go for a particular reason. 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:24.839 I could have easily just been like no not yeah. 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.880 Yeah, So that's how that's how the first date went. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:31.320 Do you remember thinking on that date? This feels different 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:32.800 to other dates that I've been on. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:37.360 Definitely, she had to pay for it, Like I. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:42.079 Feel slightly lighter in the wallet. It wasn't expensive, all right. 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:45.120 No, and like you know you're talking when we were twenty, 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:49.440 there was not a high expectation of like long. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:54.560 Whining and it was about that. Yeah. Yeah, I enjoyed 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:55.160 his company. 0:12:55.240 --> 0:13:01.839 Your dog is very into the story. I don't want 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:05.000 to ask questions that are too personal. Did you have 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:06.560 a kiss after dinner? 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:07.800 Was there a kiss? 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:08.640 Oh? 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:10.600 I have no idea. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.640 I can't remember. I think so well, I don't know. 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.280 Where, like wouldn't have been at the restaurant. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.199 I remember when are we Because we had to stop 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.280 at my place before we went, and I was living 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:24.200 with Pete and there's three brothers in that house, Like, oh, 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.960 walked in there, had to get some fresh clothes, and 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.719 Pete was like, where are you going? I was like, oh, 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:31.280 I'm going on a date with April Gates and he 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:31.800 was like. 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:35.160 Bullshit, you're lying bullshit. And then I was like and 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.319 then he's like walked out open the front door. It's like, dahn, 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.480 she had a big crash on April. So I stole 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:43.480 a stolen something. 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:45.600 I don't think I was ever his, but. 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:49.760 He still thinks, he still thinks he's got to change. 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:55.600 For anyone who hasn't been in the room, for anyone 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:59.360 who hasn't given birth, what's it like, and especially because 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:02.599 I can't imagine doing that without drugs, but you're in 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:05.960 a moment of like extreme pain. And then what's it 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:07.839 like when you get to see your child for the 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.520 first time and you get to hold them? 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:16.680 Yeah, okay, so hang the fuck on bus. Obviously have 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:21.040 seen it as dads, but holy Molly, like nothing prepares. 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:21.000 You for that. 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:26.520 It is excruciating. And you have a plan, chuck that 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.440 fucking plan in a bin. That plan is not sticking 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:32.600 to play. That is so true. 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:33.840 Like I had a plan. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.640 I mean, I'm like a non planning plant person that 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:38.120 I was like, Hey, I want to have it in 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.360 the bath, Like I'm real zoning idea I'm going to 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.200 breathe through this thing. Let's have it in the bath. 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:45.640 I couldn't even fit in the fucking bar my legs, 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:49.120 my legs were way too long for this public coastural bath. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:54.280 And yeah, no, the pain I felt, I think Minnie 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.880 was apparently turned the wrong way inside me and shit, 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:59.400 and she was taking ages to come out and blah blah. 0:14:59.560 --> 0:15:01.600 My legs felt like they were going to fall off. 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:06.280 They were numb but also killing. The pain wasn't so 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:08.200 much in the contractions. It was more in my lower 0:15:08.240 --> 0:15:11.880 back and my legs. I remember my through my contractions, 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:15.160 I was vomiting so like actually vomiting it all over 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:17.640 me as well. My mom was the fear in my 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:21.160 mum's face like said it all to me. I was like, 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.640 I think I'm gonna die, Like I remember saying that 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.480 to her. And she had had beautiful bursts with me 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.600 and my brother. She'd had really quick bursts. And get this, 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:32.520 she said to me, birth is painless. It doesn't hurt pie. 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.680 I don't know, this shouldn't matter. I don't think this matters. 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.120 But like in my head, my mom. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.880 Is a stick. She's like a quarter of the size 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.240 of me. So I was like, mum's miniature. 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:47.040 If she can push out two big heads that me 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:48.120 and my brother had. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.280 And it's apparently painless. 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:52.120 This is a walking apart from me and my baby 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:54.880 was pretty small, but the way whatever the fuck she 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:58.600 was doing in there, it was just killing. So yeah, 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.720 birth was far and it was too late. By the 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.800 time I got through all all the hours of dying 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:07.640 in the whatever with the midwives. 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.280 And stuff, it was just too late to get an epy. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.240 Like by the time I was like, what's going on, guys, 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:13.920 can I get the epidural? They were like, well, you've 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:16.000 literally you've probably only got an hour left. 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:18.400 You're about to start start pushing. 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.760 You've just done this for like seven hours, like and 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:22.960 I was like, oh, yeah, okay. Now it's like I'm 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:24.960 this is a mental thing, and I'm like, okay, I'm 0:16:25.000 --> 0:16:26.760 not getting it, like I'm going to do this because 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:28.560 I was like, I should have got it like ten hours. 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:32.920 But when she came out, I was just so fricking 0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:36.480 frothing and relieved that that was over and trying. 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.360 To figure out how to hold this sip slippery little 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.480 sleep because they're so slippery sippery. 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:42.440 No one tells you that you're going to drop it 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.760 like I was. I wasn't in a bed, I was 0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:48.440 on all fours on the little tile whatever the floor is, 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:52.320 and she was just so slippery, and I was like, shit, 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:54.520 we're all covered in blood and vomited and everything. 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:55.880 I'm going to drop this little egg. 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.840 It took so long of me just catching my breath 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:03.120 chilling for like a few minutes before my mom and 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:04.280 the midwives were like. 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:05.920 What is it? Check what it is? 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:06.640