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Speaker 1: If you just missed out chat with Tony Armstrong, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: He's such a gorgeous boy, isn't he And he just

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Speaker 1: So anyway, William, what do wherever you get your podcasts?

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Speaker 1: Right now that we're going to talk about Illon Master

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Speaker 1: the Rocketman, because his most powerful rocket of all time

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Speaker 3: That's sad. It's sad for him.

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Speaker 1: It is also kind of sad because it feels as

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Speaker 1: if the Starship, which is the most meant to be

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Speaker 3: A big topper. It was a big story topper. You know.

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Speaker 1: He just wanted to make a bigger, more powerful rocket

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Speaker 1: than NASA did. So now we can't do it. And

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Speaker 1: it reminded me of storytoppers Brook because they suck ways.

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Speaker 2: I actually know the biggest topper of all time, to

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Speaker 2: the point where her husband had nicknamed her Topper. I

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Speaker 2: knew we were doing this and I enjoy it. I

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Speaker 2: enjoy watching, joy hearing the stories. And that is why

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Speaker 2: I have invited my dear friend and the host of

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Speaker 2: a current fair on nine, Ali Langdon, onto the show.

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Speaker 3: Did I say I hate storytoppers because it's top.

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Speaker 4: Of Langdon, not Ali Langdonla.

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Speaker 5: Her husband literally does call her top Langdon.

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Speaker 4: So I figure.

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Speaker 3: It's good to have you on the show. Ali, thanks

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Speaker 1: So you're happy to own up with this because Ovien,

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Speaker 1: if someone is called the topper, that's not necessarily a

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm well aware it's not a great trait, but no,

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Speaker 4: I'm proud of it. I forget it. Any story you've got,

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Speaker 4: I've got one.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 2: The thing is is that she was a reporter on

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Speaker 2: sixty Minutes for what more than a decade, Ali, So

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Speaker 2: she's got all of these stories from all around the world. Literally,

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Speaker 2: anything that you say, she'll be like, oh, well you

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Speaker 1: Too, Okay, Ali, can I ask like, are you willing

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Speaker 4: Look, sure, I mean, let's see what we've got.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not gonna be what I've got, because I

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Speaker 1: I it sounds like you. You've got some serious prowess

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Speaker 3: So what do we do?

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Speaker 1: So why don't we do thirteen and one oh six five?

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Speaker 1: If you think you've got a great story, even just

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Speaker 1: we'll see if Ali Langon can top the story?

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Speaker 5: Should we try one out? Now?

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Speaker 3: I'm happy to happy to all right, So what is

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Speaker 5: Jungle over in Africa?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, when I was last in Africa and

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Speaker 3: Ellie.

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Speaker 1: Also, I've also heard that you've got no remorse in

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Speaker 1: If you can be Top of Langdon in a story off,

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Speaker 1: Nine's a Current Affair can top your story, it's good be.

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Speaker 4: Oh it is such a setup.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm feeling confident about this.

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Speaker 1: I also feel like this kind of really suits your

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Speaker 4: No, I mean most of mine involved, you know, having

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Speaker 3: You do.

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Speaker 4: What have you got? You're setting this up as a

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Speaker 3: I feel like this is like that old that old

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Speaker 5: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: You know there was Gladiators, That's what I was. So

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Speaker 4: There that I feel like I've now to this could.

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Speaker 1: Well Brook did say that you are the best topper

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Speaker 3: So I think I'm proud of it, and you.

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Speaker 2: Are and it's good and it's a worthy it is

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Speaker 1: Well, we're about to find out whether it's worthy and

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Speaker 1: We've got another owl who's called good Al.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hi Ali, Hi, Hi?

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Speaker 2: Everyone?

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Speaker 3: All right? Also, what's your story?

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Speaker 6: I wonder if you can top my family and like

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Speaker 6: going camping and we were in a plane crash.

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Speaker 4: Oh can I expot to everyone? Okay, but there.

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Speaker 6: Was a belly landing without any landing gears.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm going to try. Okay. So it's camping trip

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Speaker 4: and you're in a plane crash. So I was camping,

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Speaker 5: What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

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Speaker 2: Ali Langdon literally has the best stories I've ever heard anyone.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm thinking to myself, is a camping story with

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Speaker 3: There's no way you're going to be able to combine

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Speaker 1: And she's done it and thrown in a volcano.

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Speaker 3: Helicopter. No, Ali, absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: I've done well, Ali, geez, you hold on there and

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Speaker 3: Why she's gone. She's got mate, she hates you. You've

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Speaker 1: As heavy lies the crown. You've got to be brutal.

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Speaker 1: Here we go next one. Alana's called on thirty one

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Speaker 3: Hello, Alana, Hello.

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Speaker 6: How are you all?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Alliellana?

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Speaker 3: All right, Elana, you're right mate. What have you got

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Speaker 6: All right? So if you can beat this. I was

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Speaker 5: Oh, this is tough, Allie. This is real tough. Alana.

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Speaker 5: I'm glad you got out. I'm glad you're safe.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 5: This is this is quite the story of Ali Langdon.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I feel like where where this is like

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Speaker 4: I think I've got a handover, got to hand over

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Speaker 4: the top of track.

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Speaker 5: Do you know why Ali is saying that though?

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Speaker 2: Because Ali wants Lana's details, because she wants to do

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Speaker 4: A story once on the only Australian survivor in the

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Speaker 4: Waco cult disaster. He survived like thirteen years in jail.

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Speaker 3: STI was doing it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know like two shaking hands at the

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Speaker 2: Nice try, you absolutely legend. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 2: coming on. We really really appreciate you. Absolutely killing it

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Speaker 2: on a current affair. We love to see it. Everyone,

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Speaker 2: wat you're on Channel nine tonight.

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Speaker 3: Check her out. Al Hey, what's what's the current affair tonight?

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Speaker 4: Ol Oh, we've got it all tonight. We've got a

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Speaker 4: and this is a really interesting one. Do you know what,

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, it's actually that one's pretty fascinating.

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Speaker 5: You go, I'm there.

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Speaker 1: It's quintessential current affairs, isn't it a missing person, a dispute,

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Speaker 1: and then Gizmo's blowing up in your face.

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Speaker 3: I mean that is a current affair.

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Speaker 4: It is the gift of our show.

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Speaker 3: It is the gift of the gift of Alley Langdon

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Speaker 3: Topp of Langdon. Next for joining us my hot segment.

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Speaker 3: What a bit, what a bit, what a top up.

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Speaker 5: Hear more of the boys on the full podcast.

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Speaker 3: Just scroll up.