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Speaker 2: No, not at all.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm very worried about not being cool right

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Speaker 3: Future daughter. By the way, she doesn't exist yet. Well,

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Speaker 2: But you can't be rocking up on a hog.

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Speaker 3: Why not is even a hog? Yeah, I'll rock up

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Speaker 3: on my Harley Davidson aka the Hog? Is that why?

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Speaker 2: It's cat? A hog?

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Speaker 3: I thought a hog was a penis you.

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Speaker 5: Know George is a sick If you've heard this show,

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Speaker 2: Just rock up in a inflatable dick.

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Speaker 3: Where I'm from, it's a it's a doodle.

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Speaker 1: I think it's one of those things where it can

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Speaker 3: Would Harley Davidson. I don't know if it's someone someone

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Speaker 1: Harley's became known as hogs because for a hundred years

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Speaker 3: That's that's all Harley Owners group h O G Hog.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was like a pig.

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Speaker 3: But if you're a small child, you can ride a pig.

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Speaker 3: And I keep saying this like Nicholas cag falls in

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Speaker 5: I can't remember a kid at primary school who's who

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Speaker 5: It was always it was always shocking in general when

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Speaker 5: And you'd be standing there and he'd be like, and

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Speaker 6: You know, if you get dropped the school or somewhere.

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Speaker 3: To a party, George.

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Speaker 6: You know how like if you're going to a party

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Speaker 2: It's not cool.

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Speaker 3: That terrifies me, George.

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Speaker 1: That what you've just said there is like I'm having

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Speaker 3: That is like I'm trauma.

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Speaker 5: I'm okay with that. I understand that I'm not cool, But.

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Speaker 5: Though, if like your if your mum was dropping you

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Speaker 3: The nights I can't believe. So your mom would wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Come on, hang out with me.

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Speaker 1: That mom was the cool mom. I don't use that.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant, George, that's actually brilliant. My daughter, I don't

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to hang out with you.

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Speaker 2: No, that's too fun.

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Speaker 5: But then she really want to hang out with me

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Speaker 5: if we're not we're not to emotionally manipulate our children.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say anything about emotional what you're doing?

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Speaker 5: You are you are using reverse psychology on a child

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you really break it down, sure, But no.

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Speaker 5: That name was on the tin there badly, so that

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Speaker 2: I don't want my mum. Did though, Hey, you want

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Speaker 2: She's got you disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow, George, poor boy.

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Speaker 5: show as well to Cracker. Oh the wooded simulation.

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Speaker 2: Want to hear it?

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Speaker 5: I mean you probably want to go and see yourself.

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Speaker 2: You were in a bad way.

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Speaker 3: You, me and the boss were happened to me in

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Speaker 5: At the same time, I saw the cubs and I was like,

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Speaker 5: Prince George has threatened another kid in the playground with

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Speaker 5: My dad's about to be king.

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Speaker 2: Insurpassable.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I remember my dad actually had a fair

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Speaker 5: Actually, you know my dad also that was very cool,

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Speaker 1: My dad six foot four, one hundred and twenty kilos,

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Speaker 5: Yes, exactly right. So you remember these things. My dad

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Speaker 3: Your dad could do a one inch punch.

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Speaker 2: He can do a one inch punch.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember the extent your dad? Right, George, what

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Speaker 3: My dad could.

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Speaker 5: Inrounding away from our dad's Thai chee master in the fridge.

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Speaker 5: So it's almost something to show off about your dad

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Speaker 5: If a kids are going at you, hey, steer clear,

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Speaker 5: just start talking about how cool that my dad.

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Speaker 3: Will beat you up. I don't think you're threatened that

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Speaker 5: To throw that around, but people would tell that. You know,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, you know's good.

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Speaker 5: My dad once wrestled a lion. Sometimes there's a story involved.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you all always remember.

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Speaker 5: You know, the most impressive thing that your dad has done.

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Speaker 3: Is there still bring your dad to school day?

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Speaker 1: I think so that and then you show off your

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's a big day. If your dad drops the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's true.

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Speaker 3: You're down to the bottom. It was a big day

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Speaker 2: He was he was a clown.

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Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: Well it was.

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Speaker 3: He couldn't do a balloon trick.

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Speaker 2: Oh see you later gone. Tully was his name. I

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay.

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Speaker 5: Yet anyway, I was thinking, because obviously I've got a

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Speaker 3: She'd learn some balloon tricks.

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Speaker 2: Mate.

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Speaker 3: Now you've got radio radio. But my dad's on the

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: I think that's actually pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: He'll rag on you publicly. Yeah that's not though. My

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Speaker 5: I mean it's a bit stinky.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was cool.

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Speaker 2: But see I thought it might have been cool as well.

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Speaker 3: Oh my dad was on Ninja Warrior. But he's not

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Speaker 3: the guy doing it. Is the guy on the sidelines.

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Speaker 2: Splashed, Oh, he's what I want to do. He's what

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Speaker 2: I want to do.

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Speaker 5: Because because Max is going to obviously go to go

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Speaker 5: at least play at least playgroup in a few years now,

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Speaker 5: I'm sure they're throwing around their dad's cool clout in

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Speaker 2: Playgroup as well.

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Speaker 3: It starts early thirty one or six y five.

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Speaker 2: Give us a call right now. If you think your

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Speaker 5: Coola, tell us why he's cool.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the big part. Why why is your dad?

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Speaker 4: Call?

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Speaker 2: What's he done to make himself cool or impressive?

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Speaker 5: Might be his job, might be something he's done, whatever

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Speaker 5: it is, Give us a call thirty one to six

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Speaker 5: just kids, Because I want to get a layer of

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Speaker 2: Now is my daughter going to have to move schools?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: And I find out very surely.

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Speaker 5: If you think your dad's got good cool clout, give

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Speaker 5: us a good one a six ' five.

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Speaker 2: Talking about it.

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Speaker 5: Because Prince George is just the ultimate flex in the playground.

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Speaker 5: Some kids give him giving him a wedgy he's turned

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Speaker 5: around and he's gone, mate, don't touch me. My dad's

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Speaker 5: about to be king. Closes the argument. Everyone leaves the

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Speaker 5: playgrounds what your dad does or how cool your dad is.

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Speaker 2: Your dad's cool like you. That's your trump card.

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Speaker 1: It was big for your stature in the playground and

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Speaker 1: a cool dad. Like if your dad rocks up to

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Speaker 1: school in the Harley Davidson, you're you're now king of

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Speaker 3: You don't think that's cool? Full leather, that's what I'll

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Speaker 3: be rocking up to school future.

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Speaker 1: Those hogs that out of the FROs, that's that's her.

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Speaker 3: Dads, we go, come with me, jump on the back.

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Speaker 3: Put your pink helmet.

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Speaker 5: One for my daughter as well, because you know currently

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Speaker 5: she's walking into the playground.

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Speaker 2: You know, oh my dad, you know.

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Speaker 3: You'd ride your bike down, so you dink you dink

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Speaker 3: max home. She yeah, that's already bad.

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Speaker 2: She's coming on the bike with me. There's not about that.

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Speaker 3: Probably have the like her on by that stage.

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Speaker 5: But what's she going to say? You know about me

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Speaker 5: is a cool? What what what's the coolest my dad DJs.

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Speaker 5: That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 3: That's not bad.

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Speaker 1: Actually yeah, yeah, that's that's your best bit. Stick with that,

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Speaker 1: but don't bring the decks down to school. Pickout be

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Speaker 1: a bit off, but they're sorry.

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Speaker 2: The kids are like that.

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Speaker 3: No no, no no, because they'll be listening to different music.

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Speaker 1: If you rock up and you play your European trance

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Speaker 1: that you're into, that's cool for our age. Yeah, young

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Speaker 1: kids hate that, mate, Yeah, they want the wiggles they want.

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Speaker 3: Or whatever they're listening to. Yeah, music moves man.

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Speaker 2: Well look we're trying to music. We're trying to find

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Speaker 2: out right now.

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Speaker 5: Whether or not my daughter is going to be able

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Speaker 5: to flash her dad card around in the playground.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm worried.

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Speaker 5: I'm just getting the lay of the land though, because

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Speaker 5: I think my dad's a radio host could be cool, Annabelle, Annabella,

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Speaker 5: I should say, you think your dad's cool?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, what's he doing? Why is your dad cool?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 8: My dad's cool because he's a structural engineer.

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Speaker 3: I want to hang on, hang on, what's he built?

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Speaker 3: What's what's the best thing he's built?

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Speaker 8: You build the tall the engineer, the tallest building in

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Speaker 8: the world.

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Speaker 3: I'm corrected there. He didn't build engineer, not all of us.

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Speaker 2: That not a school, No, but.

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Speaker 3: You know it's a big building.

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Speaker 2: What they're called the wiz Khalifa or something. No, that's

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Speaker 2: a singer. It's called it's called the perche Khalifa or

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Speaker 2: something like that.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure named after Wiz.

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Speaker 5: No, that's got nothing to do with wiz April on

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Speaker 5: thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 2: All right, so look, I think.

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Speaker 5: I've got the structural engineer to cover now Annabelle's gone.

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Speaker 3: It's a little bit nerdy.

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Speaker 2: Dad's a structural engineer, who cares.

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Speaker 3: If he was the window cleaner, I'd be more impressed,

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Speaker 3: you know, because they're up there clean.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't be.

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Speaker 5: April on thirty one o six five. Do you reckon

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Speaker 5: your dad's cooler than me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I reckon?

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Speaker 2: He Okay, Okay, what's he going? What's he got? So?

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Speaker 4: My dad's a pilot and we get about ninety percent

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Speaker 4: off to almost three business class flight.

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Speaker 2: Wow to New York City to New York City, the

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Speaker 2: Big Apple.

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Speaker 3: Wow. Does he pilots good?

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Speaker 2: It's good?

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Speaker 3: Does he put the pilot voice on?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 3: Does he say you know, I don't know what pilots.

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Speaker 3: Yeah he does. He puts the pilot voice on.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he goes is captain Tony speaker.

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Speaker 1: Actually, that's a bit dorky, untunately my line of questioning

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Speaker 1: my dad.

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Speaker 7: Look, Donky, this is captain tourney.

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Speaker 2: When your captain journey.

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Speaker 3: Damn it, I ruined it for her. Let's kind to Bronting.

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Speaker 5: Now, oh boy, April, that's hot though, by the way,

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Speaker 5: if your dad's a pilot top of the pops and

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Speaker 5: then she just ended up flashing around ninety percent off

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Speaker 5: business class seats to the Big Apple, I mean, g whiz.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy, bron Brountie, you think your dad is cool.

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Speaker 5: Cool than me at least? Okay, Bronti, your dad's cool

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Speaker 5: than me? Why what does he do?

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Speaker 9: Because he drives the biggest trucks in the world sort

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Speaker 9: of truck.

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Speaker 8: I'm a boom pump.

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Speaker 3: I know what that is, but it sounds cool.

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Speaker 5: Sounds cool, Bronti. Do you think he's cooler than me

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Speaker 5: on the boom pump?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, fair enough, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: It was a clinical yes, the biggest truck in the world.

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Speaker 2: Never dream tracking my life.

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Speaker 3: He's in boom pumps, baby, he's boom pumping.

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Speaker 2: Ah, Hi, Hi Calisi, how are you? That's an interesting name.

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Speaker 2: Queen of Dragons.

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Speaker 5: Let's get to first. So I don't know what your

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Speaker 5: dad's school. You're obviously way cooler than I am. Now,

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Speaker 5: don't worry, Liberator of slaves. Now let's get down to it.

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Speaker 2: Why is your dad? Why is your dad cooler than me?

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Speaker 4: Because he's pashial art and he's really funny.

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Speaker 2: He does martial arts and he's funny.

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Speaker 3: What's his best joke? Kalisi proved that he's funny.

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Speaker 4: Okay, did you know yesterday I got a pen and

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Speaker 4: it wipes underwater?

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Speaker 3: Cool?

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Speaker 8: Oh, it wrats other words too.

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Speaker 3: Oh, buddy got me? Now you're body she bluddy got me?

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Speaker 3: And that's and your dad's a legend. I felt that.

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Speaker 2: That was good so easily.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I'm going to use that.

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Speaker 2: Look. I think I've got most of them coming. Pilot Chuck,

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Speaker 2: John Pin Underwater Gag Guy.

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Speaker 3: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds has made a massive announcement today, and before

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Speaker 1: I play the audio of his huge announcement, I want

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Speaker 1: to mention that I love the casualness that he dropped

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Speaker 1: this like like this is this is massive news and

451
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Speaker 1: he couldn't have said.

452
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Speaker 3: It in a more casual time, and I bloody love it.

453
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Speaker 2: Every Deadpool needs to stand out and stand apart.

454
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Speaker 1: It's been an incredible challenge that has forced me to

455
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Speaker 1: reach down deep inside and I.

456
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Speaker 2: Have nothing completely empty up here. But we did have

457
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Speaker 2: one idea.

458
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Speaker 3: Hey, Hugh, you want to play Wolverine one more time?

459
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Speaker 4: Sure?

460
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Speaker 1: Totally, Like even if you're not like the comic book

461
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,800
Speaker 1: fan or whatever, like Ryan Reynolds bringing Deadpool three backs.

462
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Speaker 1: So it's a new Deadpool coming out and Hugh Jackman

463
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Speaker 1: is going to be starring in that film as Wolverine.

464
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Speaker 1: It is massive, there'll be a huge movie. But he

465
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Speaker 1: said it in a casual way. Now, will Yes, I

466
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Speaker 1: want to recreate a casual announcement on this show right now.

467
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Speaker 1: I'm looking for someone to call us on thirteen one

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Speaker 1: oh six five who has huge news and hasn't told

469
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Speaker 1: someone that yet, and he's happy to call.

470
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Speaker 3: Them live on the radio.

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Speaker 1: And then really casually drop it to them, like drop

472
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Speaker 1: it so casually that they may even miss the huge news.

473
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Speaker 1: Ah like that that that's the level, Like like I'm saying,

474
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Speaker 1: like if you're pregnant, or something.

475
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Speaker 2: Like, run it out for me, run it out for me?

476
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Speaker 3: Hey will hey go man? What do you think of

477
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Speaker 3: dinner tonight?

478
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Speaker 2: What am I thinking for? Didn't tonight?

479
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Speaker 3: For dinner? Chicken cadgetorich catory?

480
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'd be really nice. Actually, well, I'll be

481
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Speaker 1: probably home at quarter past seven. And oh yeah, I'm pregnant.

482
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Speaker 2: You're pregnant? That that's the let's just an example.

483
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Speaker 1: I'm not yeah, well pregnant, yes, but no, I'm not

484
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Speaker 1: physically pregnant. But that is the sort of occasionalness that

485
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Speaker 1: i'd love to see, you know. Now, I believe we've

486
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Speaker 1: got someone here called Emily.

487
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Speaker 3: Is that right, l J? Do we have Emily here?

488
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Speaker 3: Who's willing to Okay? Emily?

489
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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Okay, what's what's the what's the huge news

490
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Speaker 1: that you need to tell someone.

491
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Speaker 8: I had a baby two months ago?

492
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Speaker 3: Who doesn't know that you had a baby two months ago?

493
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Speaker 10: A lot of people does not know it either.

494
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Speaker 2: Yeah, how did people know you were pregnant?

495
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

496
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Speaker 10: Then you're I was pregnant.

497
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Speaker 5: Okay, but but so so, who are you proposing to tell.

498
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Speaker 4: One of my girlfriends?

499
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Speaker 2: Okay? And she she has no idea that you had

500
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Speaker 2: a child?

501
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Speaker 4: What does she?

502
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Speaker 2: What does she?

503
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Speaker 3: She needs preak? But so what does she think is

504
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Speaker 3: going on?

505
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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 3: How have you not seen her for a few months?

507
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Speaker 4: What? Then? Is he?

508
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Speaker 10: I had a baby that was born early?

509
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Speaker 2: And the baby so how hang on? Okay, so this

510
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Speaker 2: is week now we get to it. Yeah, how prim

511
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Speaker 2: were you?

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Speaker 4: She was six weeks pre Oh wow?

513
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Speaker 5: Oh right, okay, hence why you've hence why you've kept

514
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Speaker 5: it to yourself all this time?

515
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Speaker 3: Okay?

516
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Speaker 2: Cool?

517
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Speaker 5: I assume if you're calling to tell us this that

518
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Speaker 5: the baby's okay, it sounds like she is.

519
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Speaker 4: Or he is?

520
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Speaker 9: Yes, you hear the baby?

521
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Speaker 2: I can?

522
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Speaker 4: I can?

523
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Speaker 5: Okay, amazing. So and so who are we going to call?

524
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Speaker 5: One of one of your good friends, Sophie?

525
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Speaker 2: Is that right? Yeah?

526
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Speaker 10: You can know the call Sophie or my friend Deck.

527
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Speaker 4: Look, I think Sophie is probably.

528
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Speaker 5: At work, okay, and she has no idea that you've

529
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Speaker 5: had the baby. Okay, oh my god, hello the baby.

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Speaker 2: Howlen's about ben life for? Did you say six weeks

531
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Speaker 2: haven't you?

532
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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

533
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Speaker 3: And the key here is dropping it really really casually?

534
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Speaker 3: All right, Okay, let's go to us I'm m thanks

535
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Speaker 3: for calling, looking forward to hearing this.

536
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Speaker 2: We've got to a song on the other side. Gee whiz,

537
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Speaker 2: you had no.

538
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Speaker 3: Idea casually dropping that she's had a baby. That's wild.

539
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Speaker 1: Let's see what happens right up next on willing Woody,

540
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Speaker 1: we're in the middle of something really exciting. So Ryan

541
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Speaker 1: Reynolds dropped this huge news today that Deadpool three is

542
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Speaker 1: going to involve Hugh Jackman playing Wolverine. But the best

543
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Speaker 1: part about the announcement was the fact that he dropped

544
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Speaker 1: it really, really casually, like it wasn't big news, and

545
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Speaker 1: I just find that very funny. So what we've arranged

546
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Speaker 1: right now is Emily who joined us. Hello Emily, Hello Emily.

547
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Speaker 1: You you gave birth to your sorry, is that little boy?

548
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Speaker 3: Girl?

549
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Speaker 4: Girl?

550
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Speaker 1: You gave birth to a little girl two months ago.

551
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Speaker 1: She was pretty premature, so six weeks prem.

552
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Speaker 2: Very primature.

553
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Speaker 1: And because of the circumstances around that, a very close

554
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Speaker 1: friend of yours doesn't know that yet.

555
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Speaker 3: No, okay, so your friend Beck can't hear us now,

556
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Speaker 3: But what we'd love you to do is just talk

557
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Speaker 3: to her really casually.

558
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Speaker 1: And then just just slip the news that you've given

559
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Speaker 1: birth to the baby really casually into conversation.

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Speaker 3: Let's see how she reacts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, what you got your story? Have you

562
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Speaker 2: got your chat? Your casual chat?

563
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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I won't give you too much instruction.

564
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Speaker 2: Then we're going to throw it to Beck. Now here

565
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Speaker 2: we go, all right, go for it him?

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Speaker 9: Hey han, Hi, Hi, how are you good?

567
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Speaker 8: How are you go?

568
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Speaker 2: What do you do?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I was just finishing work, so I just go over

571
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Speaker 9: to talk. Are you back at work already?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, back at work? Oh gosh, that's going quick.

574
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Speaker 8: I know where are you working down at morning tin?

575
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Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, what a hip from packer?

576
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Speaker 10: I know it's like an hour's drive.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, thank you, thank you. I'm calling to

578
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Speaker 4: tell you something.

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Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, yeah, what's up.

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Speaker 9: I've had I've had a baby. Yeah yeah already already.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh my gosh. Really yeah so she was born

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Speaker 4: six weeks early.

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Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, it's crazy. Congratulations, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Tell me about it. Oh wow?

585
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Speaker 2: Can you know what a moment?

586
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Speaker 3: What a moment?

587
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Speaker 2: Beg your life on radio? You're on Will and Woody.

588
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Speaker 2: Oh hello, hi, hello, well done. We're trying to deliver

589
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Speaker 2: some casual news in a you know some big news

590
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Speaker 2: in a casual way.

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Speaker 5: Look, we're very happy for you, but I think the

592
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Speaker 5: baby screaming in the background might have given up the

593
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Speaker 5: ghost pretty early on, I think.

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Speaker 2: So that's the more.

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Speaker 3: In just a bit the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 5: It is mental health tidbit time in your bill a

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Speaker 5: bit flat and you're after a boost that letter up

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Speaker 5: to this tid bit baby, it's a bit.

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Speaker 2: It's will do we bent to health t.

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Speaker 3: Tid bit Baby.

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Speaker 5: Baby quiz is going to be happening in about ten minutes.

602
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Speaker 5: But before that, the mental health tidbit for today is

603
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Speaker 5: an exercise that I'm going to run, which is the

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Speaker 5: as I said before, the most I reckon, the most

605
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Speaker 5: transformative exercise I've ever done.

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Speaker 2: And the great news is you can follow along in

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Speaker 2: your car.

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Speaker 3: There's a pullover job with you right now. I think

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Speaker 3: it's worth mentioning.

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Speaker 5: That, Like, you know, you can pull over if you want, yeah, yeah, yeah,

611
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Speaker 5: but you can just do it while you drive. Actually,

612
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Speaker 5: if you need to keep driving, that's absolutely fine. So

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Speaker 5: I can do it now, you can do it with

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Speaker 5: me now awesome. So what we're going to try and

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Speaker 5: focus on today and the mental health tidbit is not

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Speaker 5: letting your thoughts and feelings define you. So I think

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Speaker 5: a lot of the time when you end up in

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Speaker 5: a really bad spot is when you get overwhelmed with

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Speaker 5: or you identify with certain thoughts and certain feelings.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So, and they use the word to define you or

622
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Speaker 5: identify a lot in psychology or in therapy because they're

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Speaker 5: the ones that overwhelm you because that you feel like

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Speaker 5: you are them.

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Speaker 1: And that's why you might jump on your phone quick

626
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Speaker 1: and start scrolling through social media, yeah, which.

627
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Speaker 3: Is in a healthy way to do it, get away

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Speaker 3: from you.

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Speaker 5: And as I said, you start to think that the

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Speaker 5: thoughts are you. And so this exercise is going to

631
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Speaker 5: try and help you find a little bit of distance there.

632
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Speaker 5: So if you've never done anything like this before, I

633
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Speaker 5: hope you enjoy it.

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Speaker 2: So here we go.

635
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Speaker 5: Think of something that you regret. Everybody playing along in

636
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 5: your car right now, and I've all got one of them.

637
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Speaker 5: Think of something that you regret, really stop and think

638
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Speaker 5: think of it. Is it something that you something that

639
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Speaker 5: you should have said to someone, something that you probably

640
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Speaker 5: could have avoided, something that you probably shouldn't have said.

641
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Speaker 5: Did you let somebody down? Think of something that you regret. Oh,

642
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 5: can you and can you see the thoughts and the

643
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Speaker 5: feelings that sort of come up with that?

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Speaker 3: My chest feels tirighted. Sorry John, to engage with you.

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00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can tell me those little things.

646
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, for quite heavy and my chest feels tight.

647
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Speaker 2: And there'd be certain thoughts or memories.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I hope everyone's got that memory or that

649
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 5: thought in their heads, the thing that they regret. All right, Great, Now,

650
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Speaker 5: think of someone that you love and think of them

651
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Speaker 5: being happy, Picture them laughing, hm, picture yourself having a

652
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Speaker 5: really good time with that person. Yeah, you've got that.

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Speaker 5: I hope everyone else has got the Georgia. Get you

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Speaker 5: got a happy person, someone that you love, thinking them happy?

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Speaker 3: Stop thinking about me, George.

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Speaker 2: All right, so I know that.

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Speaker 5: Sunms really really simple. But the question that I've now

658
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Speaker 5: got for everybody is where were you aware of those

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Speaker 5: things from?

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Speaker 3: Go again?

661
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Speaker 5: Where were you aware of those things from?

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Speaker 3: Where was I aware? Yes, those things from?

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Speaker 5: So in the first instance, we all felt the regret,

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Speaker 5: we all felt the sadness, we all felt the tightness

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Speaker 5: in the chair.

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Speaker 2: And on the other hand, we also had this.

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Speaker 5: Moment where we probably all felt quite blissful. We felt

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Speaker 5: felt quite energetic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: In both those instances, you weren't identical to those things.

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Speaker 5: You were just watching those things happen. You weren't the

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Speaker 5: same as those things. I was very, very easily able

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Speaker 5: to make everybody in their car listening right now feel

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Speaker 5: quite deflated and low, and then in the same instance,

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Speaker 5: make everybody feel quite happy, right, which means you're not

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Speaker 5: the same as those things. You were just watching that

677
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Speaker 5: thing happen to you as I pulled the strings in

678
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Speaker 5: your brain. So the point is that that space where

679
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Speaker 5: you're aware of things going on to you is available

680
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 5: to you at any time. You can realize at any

681
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 5: time that you're not identical to what you're thinking or

682
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 5: what you're feeling, and you can sort of feel into

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Speaker 5: that space of oh, I can just watch this.

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Speaker 1: So are you saying, though, if you've experienced some negative

685
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Speaker 1: emoments like as you're saying, the start, overwhelmed, stress, the

686
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: heavy chests, et cetera, that you just stop think about

687
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Speaker 1: someone that you love.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that that's

689
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Speaker 2: not a bad but I'm saying that you no, not

690
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Speaker 2: at all. Have you been listening for the last three minutes. No,

691
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Speaker 2: I'm saying that you can.

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Speaker 5: If you are feeling those things, you don't have to

693
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 5: identify with them. You're not the same as those things.

694
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Speaker 5: You can watch those things from a certain space necessarily

695
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 5: being those things. So and I think that people that

696
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 5: get really good at this is they set little reminders

697
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 5: for themselves throughout the day on where they can be

698
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Speaker 5: we'll use the word mindful. I don't like using that

699
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 5: word because its the buzzword very much that gets a

700
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 5: bit over us in the moment. But I have little

701
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Speaker 5: reminders throughout my day where I stop myself and go,

702
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 5: what am I feeling right now? Can I just watch

703
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 5: that thing? So when I put the key in the lock,

704
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 5: when I get home, what am I feeling right now?

705
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 5: Because otherwise you forget to identify with what you're feeling.

706
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 5: So you forget to check in with what you're feeling,

707
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 5: and you just identify with it.

708
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 3: Just stay busy, but you just assume that it is you.

709
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 5: Subconsciously, You're just like, this is me, This feeling that

710
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 5: I'm feeling right now is me, whereas it's not you.

711
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 5: You can watch that thing without being identical to it.

712
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 5: So set little reminders of yourself when I turn the

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00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 5: shower on, when I put the key in the lock,

714
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 5: when I get home, and when I walk in the

715
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 5: studio here. Then there times in my day where I

716
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 5: make sure that I ask myself how am I feeling?

717
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 5: I don't have to be the same as this, can

718
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 5: I just watch this nice really moment. That's nice bit

719
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Speaker 5: for today.

720
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Speaker 4: I like that.

721
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 2: I hope some people understood it. No, no, I got it.

722
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 3: Now, I've got it.

723
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Speaker 2: You're killing me.

724
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 5: I just have to think happy thoughts and I can

725
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 5: be a heavy person, hold some other questions.

726
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 2: Just it goes thereof what.

727
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Speaker 5: Goes to a birthing simulation live in the studio right up.

728
00:31:48,520 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 2: Next, that's just like Champagne. Gotta be on Instagram.

729
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,479
Speaker 5: Will Wood you very surely online when your radios up.

730
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 3: Next up, you're having a go driver the Will and

731
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Speaker 3: Woody podcast.

732
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Speaker 5: Woods your partner could give birth at any moment, Ye, mim,

733
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Speaker 5: that's the idea right now.

734
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Speaker 2: Terrifying stuff.

735
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 5: Yes, you, but you came in here yesterday with a

736
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 5: sense of chivalry about your mate.

737
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Speaker 2: You said you want to feel what it feels like

738
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Speaker 2: to be giving birth yourself.

739
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: I actually never said I want to feel it. I said,

740
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Speaker 1: I would like to know what it feels like so

741
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: then I can best support my partner.

742
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what way to better know what something feels

743
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 5: like than to actually feel it?

744
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 2: Anyway, You threw that out to the calls.

745
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 5: Yes, and these people call it in their droves with

746
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 5: analogies for what actually giving birth feels like.

747
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Speaker 8: Just imagine if.

748
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 10: You've eaten a block of cheese and a loaf of bread,

749
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 10: very crampy, pooy.

750
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Speaker 3: Gut filly like rolling constipation.

751
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 4: Yep.

752
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 8: Imagine pushing so hard your faith is turning purple and

753
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 8: the saliva in your mouth is gone.

754
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 9: Imagine somebody pulling your legs from apart as hard and

755
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 9: as they can until your ploten ripped.

756
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Speaker 2: Okay, So I've got a wonderful collection of things there. Yes,

757
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 2: we've got, And all of these things are.

758
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 5: Currently laid out in front of you right now so

759
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 5: that you can experience them. At the same time. We

760
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 5: have a full glass of milk and a whole block

761
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Speaker 5: of cheese. Your lactose intolerant, Yeah, it's going to be

762
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 5: an issue, but we'll get you.

763
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Speaker 2: That'll get you, It'll get you going.

764
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Speaker 5: We've got an array of cotton wool to shove in

765
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 5: your mouth to give you that dry mouth feeling that

766
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Speaker 5: was discussed.

767
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that works.

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Speaker 5: We've got a whole watermelon to simulate the feeling of

769
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Speaker 5: the size of the stomach, which will be glad wrapped

770
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Speaker 5: to your stomach.

771
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 3: Perfect.

772
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 5: And we have an electric charge machine which will rig

773
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Speaker 5: up to your stomach to simulate the contractions.

774
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 3: Perfect.

775
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: And then sorry, final thing.

776
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 5: Two of the producers are going to come in here

777
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Speaker 5: and as instructed, pull your legs apart so it feels

778
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Speaker 5: like your ass is ripping.

779
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 3: Perfect. Can I do I get the gas?

780
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 6: No?

781
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying. If we're doing it like you know

782
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Speaker 3: what happens.

783
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 2: But some women do it without Well this.

784
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Speaker 5: Woman love bub We've only got one song, so you

785
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 5: can see this on with them. What if you want

786
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 5: to watch it yourself. Guys, in order for this cheese

787
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 5: and milk to get going, you need to start eating that,

788
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Speaker 5: so you get going into that, your cheese and your milk.

789
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Speaker 3: I haven't had cheese for is it not good stuff?

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Speaker 2: All right? So that's going to happen. And then right

791
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,759
Speaker 2: up next, we've got all the bits and pieces in place.

792
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Speaker 5: Cotton mouth, his legs ripped apart, a watermelon strap to him,

793
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 5: constipation on a whole other level, and also being electrically

794
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Speaker 5: charged with contractions at the same time to simulate birth,

795
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Speaker 5: Woods in the studio right up next is going to

796
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Speaker 5: be giving birth. I can't wait on Will and Woody

797
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 5: on Instagram as well see up next. Wood's partner, Mim,

798
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 5: could give birth at any moment, and in order to

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Speaker 5: support her, he said that he would like to see

800
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Speaker 5: or feel what pregnancy feels like, Yes, because.

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Speaker 2: Then you know how to support her.

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00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: Woods And I've actually already learnt something Will amazingly. So

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Speaker 1: I'm up here propped up on a desk right now.

804
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: I've got a ten kilo watermelon strapped to a belly.

805
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 1: I've been connected to an electric zappa effectively.

806
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 2: I need to simulate the contractions.

807
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,360
Speaker 3: Contractions.

808
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: We had a whole bunch of people call up.

809
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 5: Yesterday with suggestions as to what pregnancy actually feels like,

810
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:41,839
Speaker 5: and that's what we're trying to simulate right now.

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Speaker 10: Just imagine if you've eaten a block of cheese and

812
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 10: a loaf of bread, revery crampy, poohy, gut.

813
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 3: Billy like rolling constipation, yep.

814
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 8: Imagine pushing so hard that your faith is training purple

815
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 8: and in your mouth is gone.

816
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 9: Imagine somebody pulling your legs apart as hard and as

817
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,239
Speaker 9: they can until you're clicking rich.

818
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 5: All right, So from that list, we had constipation. So

819
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 5: you've just you've got irritable bow syndrome. And about three

820
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,840
Speaker 5: minutes ago, you just ate a wheel of cheese and

821
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 5: skull the glass of milk.

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00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: And can I say amazingly, because the watermelon is pushing

823
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,800
Speaker 1: into my guts, I am constantly on the edge like

824
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: I'm going to vomit or there's a lot of people

825
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: in the studio right now.

826
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 3: I feel like I constantly need to farst. So I

827
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,399
Speaker 3: feel like that's going to happen. But and I'm breath

828
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 3: I'm out of breath.

829
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Speaker 5: You're breathless, I'm tired, pregnant, You're not actually pregnant.

830
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Speaker 2: Just because of the belly.

831
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 3: Everything pushes into your wagons.

832
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: I can't breathe, and honestly, I feel I'm gonna put

833
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: my pants, like quite.

834
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Speaker 2: Serious, don't do that.

835
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Speaker 5: So we've got we've got the water ten killed watermelon.

836
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 5: You give eaten the cheese, and you've had the milk.

837
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 5: I'm about to simulate the contractions with the Electric Zappa,

838
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,279
Speaker 5: and you've also got the cotton wool as well to

839
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 5: go in your mouth because you've got to lose all

840
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 5: the saliva from your mouth apparently. And then at the

841
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 5: same time, our junior producer Analyse and LJ missus doubtfire

842
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 5: are going to rip your legs open to see if

843
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 5: you're splits. All right, it's a full pregnancy simulation here

844
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Speaker 5: on Will and Woody.

845
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 2: I mean, how many contractions are.

846
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 3: We going to go for here?

847
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 2: Oh, you've already got the cotton woolen. I think the

848
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: average is just one from all right, So George, if

849
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Speaker 2: we can.

850
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Speaker 5: Just get all the sounds of the hospital room going on,

851
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 5: you can watch this on Where and Woody on Instagram.

852
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 5: If you want to seat yourself, you guys, grab a foot.

853
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 2: Lj ab you got a foot eage? Alright? Are you ready?

854
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 7: Woods?

855
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 4: No?

856
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 2: No, okay, we're gonna push. I can't hold your hand.

857
00:37:49,920 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 11: I've got to the contractions, all right, contraction coming, crowding, crowning.

858
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 7: Conjunction, the kid's coming, My god, Well give me the guys.

859
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 2: You know I haven't gone, I haven't come to gus.

860
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 5: Give me.

861
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 12: Oh geez, conjections are hating up now well, oh my god,

862
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 12: they're coming quickly.

863
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 2: They're coming quickly. That's just like Champagne. Is she crowning?

864
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,799
Speaker 2: She's crowding? Is shees crowning? One more?

865
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 3: Push?

866
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 2: One more, push, one more and then Jesus, I want

867
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 2: to pull it out. I want to around. You can

868
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: pull it up, you can bullow out. There's years I

869
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 2: like you, not Twins, copy Twins. I can't feel my eyes,

870
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 2: I can't feel my arse.

871
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,239
Speaker 4: You can see that.

872
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 7: Instagram wheel the body.

873
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 3: I'm really sweaty.

874
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 7: Oh my god, how are you feeling?

875
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 2: There is nothing I can do to support my part.

876
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 3: It's going to be It's gonna be terrible.

877
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 5: When the one and only Will Anderson joins the boys,

878
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 5: WILLI am welcome back?

879
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 4: Can I just say it is so nice to you

880
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 4: play back in black my DC every time that I

881
00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 4: come on. That is my intro music when I walk

882
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 4: up stage, except if you watch my new special Were Logical,

883
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 4: which will be available at the end of the year,

884
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 4: where that will not be because you know how much

885
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 4: that would have cost me to buy that from AC.

886
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 3: So what are you going for? Will? Just like a

887
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 3: royalty free song from YouTube or something one.

888
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 4: That's what I'm going for and I actually went out

889
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Speaker 4: before I came on stage in the house and I

890
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 4: am and I said to the audience, I actually played

891
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Speaker 4: them back in black by a CDC. As I walked

892
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Speaker 4: out to tell them I was not going to be

893
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Speaker 4: playing back and I walked out, but I was like,

894
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 4: hearing it right now when I walk out, the silence

895
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Speaker 4: in a minute, just imagine hearing you just hurt out.

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Speaker 4: But I cannot really.

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Speaker 2: So when's that coming out into the year.

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Speaker 4: Yes, the end of the year. It's going to be

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Speaker 4: on our national broadcaster. So I am going to turn

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Speaker 4: off my emails because there are going to be a

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Speaker 4: lot I can play really well. Because here's the thing.

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Speaker 13: My stand up comedy isn't made to be played on

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Speaker 13: an actual broadcaster. But you know, it's a great honor.

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Speaker 13: I'm really glad they do it, But it also means

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Speaker 13: the next two months I'm just like, well, you managed

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Speaker 13: to be funny. I'm gruing without swearing.

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Speaker 4: I don't know why you can't do it, and you're

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Speaker 4: standing up comedy comedy. This is not comedy. You know

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Speaker 4: what comedy was? Spike Milligan that what comedy was.

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Speaker 2: So the swearing is obviously a big part of it.

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Speaker 5: But then are there other what are the areas that

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Speaker 5: you're going to be dancing in in the stand up

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Speaker 5: that you're worried about, Like, are the particular jokes that

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Speaker 5: you're worried about?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, look, I mean it's fair to say that I

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Speaker 4: do tell The whole special is about the fact that

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Speaker 4: I moved to the anti vaxx capital of Australia at

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Speaker 4: the start of a global pandemic and what it was

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Speaker 4: like to be because here's the thing. I'm a white,

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Speaker 4: middle aged, you know sis Australian man. I've never been

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Speaker 4: a minority before and I did not like it. Did

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Speaker 4: not like it one single bit. I don't know how

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Speaker 4: the rest of you have put up with. It's really,

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Speaker 4: like I said, a lot of the stories about you know,

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Speaker 4: being in a place where your wisdom is not prevailing wisdom.

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Speaker 4: So it will be interesting to see how that goes down. Hopefully,

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Speaker 4: because they refuse to use five G, they won't be

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Speaker 4: able to stream it.

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Speaker 1: Will Anderson's on the show now, Will You're back on

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Speaker 1: our TV screens tonight We Question Everything, which is back

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Speaker 1: to season two tonight eight point thirty on ABC TV

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Speaker 1: and on ABC I view. So this is I mean,

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Speaker 1: the name's on the tin here. You question everything that

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Speaker 1: you see in the news. But my question to you

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Speaker 1: is why should we trust what you're saying?

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Speaker 4: Oh, that is a good question. I love that. Thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's something classic down the rabbit hole logic that you've

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Speaker 4: used there. I appreciate that. Yeah, well, why should we

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Speaker 4: believe you?

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Speaker 3: Bloody? These five g believing people in bar and bay

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Speaker 3: distracting will talk to me? Why should we trust you?

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't trust me? That's the whole one of the

943
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Speaker 4: show's well, question everything. It's not going to answer everything.

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Speaker 4: Like what I wanted to do on the show is

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Speaker 4: if you were at a Friday night barbecue and you're

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Speaker 4: the sort of person who's just like, you know it

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Speaker 4: looks at the news headlines. You know, might catch a

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Speaker 4: bit of the news on the TV or the radio

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Speaker 4: during the week, but you're huge news consumer.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you get to.

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Speaker 4: Friday afternoon at the barbecue and somebody's like, hey, have

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Speaker 4: you heard about this scandal in chess. There's a big

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Speaker 4: scandal in the world of test where somebody's been cheating

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Speaker 4: in chest Now have you guys heard of this story?

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Speaker 4: Do you know the story I'm talking about it.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was just a random fat that's.

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Speaker 4: Been going around the world of tests recently. So they're

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Speaker 4: a champion, this guy called Magnus Coulson. He's like this

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Speaker 4: absolute gun of chess, right, and it turns out that

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Speaker 4: there's this newcomer from America. Eighteen year old kids just

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Speaker 4: come in and he's like beating him after like a

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Speaker 4: fifty three games. It's the biggest like turn up to

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Speaker 4: the world of tess. I know what you're thinking, why

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Speaker 4: is this in the news? Why are people interested in

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Speaker 4: this story? Because we have not got to the method

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Speaker 4: by which he's been accused of cheeking, which is by

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Speaker 4: using anal beads. Apparently the allegation he has got wireless

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Speaker 4: personal devices and they have been inserted. And then there's

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Speaker 4: somebody else like morse Coat style.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Right, so now you're interested in the test story.

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Speaker 3: Everyone was close to changing the dial and now they're

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Speaker 3: turning it up.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it don't feel like they got caught halfway

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Speaker 4: through doing that and then had to come up with

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Speaker 4: the chest.

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Speaker 2: That is an extraordinary story. Oh I love that. Okay, great,

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Speaker 2: So I mean we all love that.

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Speaker 5: So that's so that's happening to that's going to be

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Speaker 5: happening tonight eight thirty ABC TV ABC I view if

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Speaker 5: you want to hear more about question everything, and I

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Speaker 5: imagine more about that story than tuning into the ABC

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Speaker 5: you can see.

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Speaker 3: No, hang on, I've got one more question about that?

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Speaker 3: So why I am getting told to steer away from

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Speaker 3: that one? Just one more question? What is there to

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Speaker 3: question about that story?

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't want you to give away what's happening tonight,

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Speaker 1: but like that just sounds like the raw facts there.

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Speaker 4: Very much the raw facts absolutely right? So this is true?

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Speaker 4: Why did this make international headlines? Where did this come from?

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Speaker 4: Is there any evidence behind it? There's a sort of

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Speaker 4: question to we ask that question everything. We will also

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Speaker 4: have a few answers.

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Speaker 1: Right, did you also hear we're talking a lot about chess,

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Speaker 1: but did you also hear about the robot will that

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Speaker 1: was losing a game of chess against I think it

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Speaker 1: was a young boy.

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Speaker 2: And was it anal beads?

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Speaker 3: Again, maybe the robot detected anal beads, but the robot

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Speaker 3: actually crushed the guy's hand.

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Speaker 2: Is that right?

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, that's right, tore off his finger. And

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Speaker 4: I say, well, you know, kids have got to learn, right,

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Speaker 4: That's how you learned, and they you can just occasionally.

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Speaker 4: You know, if a robot's beating you in a chest match,

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Speaker 4: he's going to rip up your finger. Kid, you just

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Speaker 4: got to get quicker, you get more dexterous.

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Speaker 3: But what are you thinking, No surprise that you don't

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Speaker 3: have kids, Will Well I

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Speaker 4: Did have, but then I just went to a chest