1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast. 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 2: We're in the studio with a Hero of ours now. 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 3: A Hero of Australia is a woman who's going to 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 3: be performing at one of the biggest comedy festivals in 5 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 3: the world, at the Adelaide Fringe. She's performing tomorrow night. 6 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 3: She's come eight hours inland from Brisbane. In a tiny 7 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 3: place called Charlville, she owns a bait and tackle shop 8 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,560 Speaker 3: with an audy corner and tomorrow night a debut comedy. 9 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 2: Gig at the Adelaide Fringe. Everyone's Road. 10 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: Joe Will Woody present Rude Dude's comedy debut. 11 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 4: So, Jude, you've been in Adelaide for about ten hours? 12 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 4: What have you been up to? 13 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 5: I had a few drinks at the pop. 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 4: So did you did you look that up or did 15 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 4: you just sniff him out? 16 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:53,639 Speaker 5: We sniffed him out? Yeah, and yeah we've just had 17 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 5: a ball at the pubs and yeah, yeah, it's been great. 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 2: Does anyone recognize you? Yes, you're joking. 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,400 Speaker 5: Yeah, and even on the plane coming from where do 20 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:05,880 Speaker 5: we come from? 21 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 2: Brisbane? Yeah? 22 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 5: This morning? 23 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,119 Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah. 24 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 5: The woman that was sitting right next to me is 25 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 5: a Maide of mass. 26 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 2: Someone who knows you from Charliville. 27 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 5: No, she's mad. Peter Mary the camera man. 28 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 2: She didn't recognize you from. 29 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 3: Like being famous recently, all right, she said, but she 30 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 3: also knew Pete Mary. 31 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, Mazarin Susie. 32 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:34,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 33 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 5: So we did a SELFI and she said it to 34 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 5: Masa and he said to her, sent a message back 35 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,639 Speaker 5: and said, geez, you want to keep away from that ol. Sheers, 36 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 5: She'll get you into big trouble. 37 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 4: And you will and you will you do? 38 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 7: Yeah? 39 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 4: So do you can't ask her? So you performed in 40 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 4: Childville to you know, everyone that you know, all of 41 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 4: Charleville turned out for that performance last week. Tomorrow night, 42 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,360 Speaker 4: you're going to be performing at one of the biggest 43 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 4: comedy fists in the world. Are you more nervous for 44 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 4: that or less nervous? 45 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,359 Speaker 5: Oh, it's all the same to man, Drake Champions and all. 46 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 5: I don't know, probably ship my pants as you know that. 47 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 5: Have you got to cross it out? 48 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,519 Speaker 2: I'm not crossing anything out. 49 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,959 Speaker 5: I was very nervous actually, but I won't be drinking 50 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,560 Speaker 5: as much as I did in Charleville. 51 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:24,239 Speaker 8: Yeah. 52 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 4: Yeah. Do you have a time in the day that 53 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 4: you're not going to drink before. 54 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 5: Eight o'clock in the morning. 55 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 2: You will you love that to it? You love that 56 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 2: it is your first time in Adelaide day. 57 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 5: Absolutely, I didn't even know where Adelaide? 58 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 2: Well, I know, I know. So what do you think 59 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 2: of the place. 60 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 5: I think it's fantastic, pretty great, it is. It's great 61 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 5: And I couldn't get over flying over on the way 62 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,800 Speaker 5: in the trees, up all the streets. 63 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 64 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 5: It's really lovely. 65 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:05,359 Speaker 2: Charlotte, No, not a cap it. Yeah yeah, your roots though, 66 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,679 Speaker 2: no doubt roots yeah, oh yeah. 67 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 5: Juicy fruits. Yeah, there's heaps that there may out there 68 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 5: if you want one. 69 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 4: Jude. Before we get on stage in twenty four hours time, 70 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 4: a whole bunch of people have caught up on thirteen 71 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 4: one oh sixty five just pitching jokes that you could 72 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 4: potentially put in your show tomorrow night. So we've got 73 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 4: Ellie here. Ellie, you're on with Jude. You've got a 74 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,359 Speaker 4: joke you want to picture? 75 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 7: Hi, guys, Hi, Jude. 76 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 9: Lovely thing? 77 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:31,519 Speaker 2: Who are you? 78 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 3: Yeah? 79 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:32,960 Speaker 5: Good thing? 80 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 6: That's good. 81 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 9: Can't wait see you tomorrow night. 82 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 2: Oh are you coming down? Ellie? 83 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 6: No? 84 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 9: But won't it be you guys are going to get 85 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 9: it on for us somehow Yeah. 86 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 4: No, yeah, on Instagram, Facebook? Yeah, and that good point. 87 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 4: But you've got a joke. You want to picture Jude Ellie? 88 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 9: Yeah, I do. So how do you confuse a male archaeologist? 89 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 9: How do you confuse yeah, a male archaeologist? 90 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 5: Will you give him his bone? 91 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 2: You get all of his. 92 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 5: Bones and you pull him out and you shake it. 93 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 7: Or your what darlll We can give him a used 94 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:22,080 Speaker 7: tampon and ask him what period it's from? 95 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 2: Tampa? Who loved it? Who loved it? Lisa's up next, Lisa? 96 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 2: You got a gag icon yet? This is Lisa? 97 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:47,599 Speaker 5: Hello Lisa? 98 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 6: How are you rude? 99 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 2: Dude? 100 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 10: I can't wait till you're wax displays on at Madam 101 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 10: two swords. 102 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,239 Speaker 11: We're so excited Australian icons only. 103 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,279 Speaker 10: I have one joke for you that you may want 104 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 10: to use and le adelaide fringe and it goes like this, 105 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 10: What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? 106 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 5: She shipp herself. What did Cinderella do when she got 107 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:19,039 Speaker 5: to the ball? She grabbed a pair of balls and 108 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 5: started dancing with them. I bet that's wrong. 109 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 2: I'm going to watch came on Dosa. 110 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,640 Speaker 6: What's Lasa came on, let it rip. 111 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:37,599 Speaker 8: She gaged, Oh my god, I believe. 112 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 3: We need to. She's going to be live at the 113 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 3: Adelaide Fringe tomorrow night. Jerge you go, stick Rackers. Two 114 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 3: of two world class comedians are going to be opening 115 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,840 Speaker 3: for it, and one of them is going to be 116 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 3: in the city a little bit later on this show. 117 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,720 Speaker 2: Dude, thanks so much for coming in here. I can't 118 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 2: believe you didn't swear there was a good A. No, 119 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 2: you're not. 120 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 3: We're going to be talking about this guy. I'm sure 121 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 3: we've all missed him. Got a little bit of audio 122 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,560 Speaker 3: of him back in the day from when he just 123 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,919 Speaker 3: said whatever he wanted. Here's the bad part when you test, 124 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 3: When you do testing to that extent, you're gonna find 125 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,440 Speaker 3: more people. 126 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:21,279 Speaker 2: You're gonna find more cases. So I said that my 127 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 2: people slowed the testing down. Please, I mean it would work. 128 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,640 Speaker 2: I'm not definitely works, it definitely works well. 129 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 4: Was the numbers COVID for sure? 130 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 3: I don't know, like I think ultimately COVID was the 131 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 3: reason that I think Trump lost the election, But the 132 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,960 Speaker 3: fact that he was a president during that pandemic m 133 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 3: is really scary to think about. 134 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 4: There were so many things when he was like, wasn't 135 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,960 Speaker 4: he claiming that there was a special drug which healed 136 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 4: him immediately? Then you found out that he owned shares 137 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 4: in that business. He also said to inject sanitizer into you. Yes, extraordinary, 138 00:06:58,839 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 4: Yes it was. 139 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,920 Speaker 3: It was terrifying, but as I said, it was also 140 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,279 Speaker 3: the reason that I think you lost the election. But 141 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 3: I'm just a debate for probably another show, to be honest. 142 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 3: Right now, though, his most reasoning that he said is 143 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 3: that Donald Trump has said that he will continue to 144 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 3: run for the twenty twenty four or twenty twenty four 145 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,320 Speaker 3: presidential campaign even if he is indicted. So for those 146 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 3: playing at home that don't listen to that politics podcast, 147 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 3: that means even if he's imprisoned, Yeah, sure, which is yeah, 148 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 3: I don't really know how it's going to work. But 149 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 3: he said, even if he is indicted and arrested and 150 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 3: taken in. 151 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 2: He's still going to run for president. 152 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 4: And he's been in prison for having confidential documents in 153 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 4: his house, right, yeah, that's well, that's when they found 154 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 4: posters of Celine Dion by the way. 155 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 3: Yes, oh yes, exactly, the Celendi on posters like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 156 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 3: but I think what it reminds me of is. I 157 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,239 Speaker 3: feel like indicting him is almost just like a really 158 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,680 Speaker 3: bad or lazy punishment, Like there are better ways to 159 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 3: punish him or to get rid of him. 160 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And I want to try and. 161 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 3: Take everyone there right now. Thirty one is six five. 162 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 3: If your parents were lazy punishers, like if they could 163 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 3: have been better with the way that they punished you, 164 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 3: because I think there are so many other like just 165 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:12,400 Speaker 3: just just debate him properly, like actually take him out. 166 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 3: When I was a kid, for example, speaking of lazy punishments, 167 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,960 Speaker 3: my mum would just hide the TV. 168 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,560 Speaker 2: Remote to stop us watching TV. 169 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,200 Speaker 3: And I want like, she just put it in the 170 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,360 Speaker 3: same spot every time, so that almost just became a transaction. 171 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 3: Was like Mum put it with their she would leave 172 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 3: the house. We knew it was, we'd take it before 173 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,840 Speaker 3: she came back. We'd call her and be like, how 174 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 3: far away are you? You put the TV back in 175 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 3: the same spot. 176 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 2: I think she knew after a while that that's what 177 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 2: was going on. 178 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:41,000 Speaker 4: She was too lazy to change makes her feel better. 179 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 3: She's like, well, I've put it, I've done my bit. 180 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 3: Now it's on them. Yeah, And so when I'm talking 181 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,240 Speaker 3: about lazy punishments. I'm talking exactly right. Was it's minimal 182 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:51,360 Speaker 3: admin admin for the parents. Yeah, and also means I 183 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 3: think it's a punishment that you you you're not scared 184 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:54,400 Speaker 3: of anymore. 185 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 4: Confiscated in general, in my opinion, is very lazy. I 186 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,040 Speaker 4: just love a little bit of create. 187 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 2: Unless they confiscate your rights. 188 00:09:02,679 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 4: Wow, well yeah, I got deep quickly. You think parents 189 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:09,800 Speaker 4: were out there confiscating, right, I don't think you turn eighteen, son, 190 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:10,839 Speaker 4: you will not vote. 191 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 6: There you go? 192 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 4: Is that what you're talking about, right, I'm talking about 193 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 4: basic human rights when you turn eighteen, Mark, My. 194 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:24,000 Speaker 2: Confiscation could be strong, but you've got to do it 195 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 2: for a long time. 196 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 3: It's got to be the right thing. About taking someone's hand, 197 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,960 Speaker 3: I mean to confiscate that all of a sudden, don't 198 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:37,000 Speaker 3: six five. We're talking lazy punishments. I'll take them from 199 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 3: both sides here. 200 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, like I didn't. 201 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 3: Obviously, you and I as young parents, our children don't 202 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,079 Speaker 3: understand discipline, given that they're both under the age of 203 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:45,679 Speaker 3: nine months. 204 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:48,360 Speaker 2: But you will be a lazy punisher. 205 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 4: I will not. 206 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,160 Speaker 2: You will. 207 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 4: I will get really creative with it. But to the 208 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,680 Speaker 4: point where it's not really a punishment anymore. That's I 209 00:09:54,679 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 4: think that's what will be my world. 210 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 2: What are you talking about. 211 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 4: I'll just try too hard with my punishment. Like sometimes 212 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:04,280 Speaker 4: the lazy work, like for example, my dad quite creative. Really, 213 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:05,720 Speaker 4: I look back on it now and it's quite smart. 214 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,079 Speaker 4: But I realized that whenever Dad punished me, he would 215 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,040 Speaker 4: just make me do the chores that he had to do. 216 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:13,680 Speaker 4: So I'd like, right, that's it. You get my shoes 217 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,960 Speaker 4: and you take them to my bedroom. It's like it's 218 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,480 Speaker 4: just and it's a job that you were about to do. Well, 219 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,080 Speaker 4: it'd be like, right, you're taking the pins out, and 220 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 4: I'm like, that's your job. 221 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 2: You start. 222 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 3: They've got justification using you as a slave effectively. Yeah, yeah, 223 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 3: I was thinking know that before, because like I feel 224 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 3: like one of the laziest punishments ever is the standard 225 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 3: go to your room. 226 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 4: Oh so lazy, right, and. 227 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:44,439 Speaker 3: That that just means as a child, you're no longer 228 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:45,199 Speaker 3: in my space. 229 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I now get free reign of the TV. 230 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 3: I now get to I don't have to worry about 231 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,200 Speaker 3: talking to you or feel guilty about going on my phone. 232 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 3: I'm just getting you out of here. It's actually genius 233 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 3: and the same thing goes for grounding as well. 234 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 2: I thought about this recently as well. Grounding just means 235 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 2: you don't have to drive them around. 236 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:03,480 Speaker 4: It's smart. 237 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:05,240 Speaker 3: It just means then you don't have to take them 238 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 3: out at ten o'clock on a Saturday night to go 239 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 3: and pick them up for gathering with their other. 240 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,199 Speaker 2: Tip rad mates. 241 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 4: Yeah. 242 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:14,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually all punishment is all self serving. Well, 243 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 3: all lazy punishments are anyways. 244 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,079 Speaker 4: I can't wait to get into it. As soon as 245 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,040 Speaker 4: Remy gets old enough. 246 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,760 Speaker 2: Let's go to your first lazy punishment room. 247 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:24,080 Speaker 4: I think i'll follow dad if I don't. 248 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:24,560 Speaker 2: Get my shoes. 249 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, go and do a radio show at four o'clock. 250 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 4: I'm going to stay here to Grace. I'm thirty one 251 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 4: or sixty five. Grace, you're a lazy punisher. You're a mum. 252 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:38,800 Speaker 8: I am the laziest punisher. I just cannot be bothered. 253 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,400 Speaker 8: So for example, my kids never clean their room, so 254 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 8: I will take their iPads. 255 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:48,360 Speaker 9: The iPhones, everything. I will go clean your room. 256 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,880 Speaker 8: You're not getting it back, that's it. I've had enough. 257 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 8: But within an hour of them just bugging and bugging, 258 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 8: I'm like, fine, take your iPads. Whatever, get out of 259 00:11:58,360 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 8: my face. 260 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 9: I just can't. 261 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 8: I can't deal with the nagging and the nagging so 262 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 8: that I am lazy parents. 263 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,640 Speaker 4: That's the other thing. It's hard to follow through with 264 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 4: the punishment. 265 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 2: I reckon depends on the punishment. 266 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,480 Speaker 4: I remember when my mum tried to wash my sister's 267 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:22,000 Speaker 4: mouth out with so because she was wearing so much 268 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:24,880 Speaker 4: so it went in and then Sarah and my sister 269 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 4: just projectile vomited in my mom's face, and she's like, right, 270 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,920 Speaker 4: never doing that one again, swear away. 271 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,800 Speaker 3: I think that the punishment is all continued on, like 272 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 3: how angry the person is as well, like how angry 273 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,040 Speaker 3: the parent is. Yeah, yeah, And often it works in 274 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,439 Speaker 3: reverse as well, because they use there's something they want, 275 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 3: and then they get they use their anger to get 276 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 3: the thing that they want. Is that the other thing 277 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,480 Speaker 3: my mom, my mom would always find something to get 278 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,320 Speaker 3: angry at us about in and around seven o'clock on 279 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,440 Speaker 3: a weeknight, because then we'd be watching TV and she'd go, right, 280 00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:01,000 Speaker 3: that's it the news, Yes, and she she'd like leap 281 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 3: from from the anger into just the thing that she wanted. 282 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 4: But she needed a call. Yes, yes, right. 283 00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 2: That's it. Don't your brother upstairs and help him get changed? 284 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:15,439 Speaker 2: And I'm like, are you joking? Him? Get changed younger? 285 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:19,440 Speaker 4: So George, let's go to CV. I was like, are 286 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,720 Speaker 4: you going to say ajor asim? When are you dressing him? 287 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 4: Let's go to c CV. You're a lazy punisher. 288 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:30,600 Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm probably one of the worst. So I have 289 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 12: a ten year old one who's like most boys, obsessed 290 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:37,720 Speaker 12: with his PS four, obsessed with Fortnite. He loves it 291 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 12: that much. So the ultimate punishment for him would be 292 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 12: to lose his PS four. So his dad is really strict. 293 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,800 Speaker 12: As soon as he slip club his PS four gets 294 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 12: taken off him. If his dad's gone, I'll go connect 295 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 12: to PS four for him. 296 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:53,960 Speaker 3: Up. 297 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,040 Speaker 12: I'll even like disconnector and put it back in the 298 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,960 Speaker 12: hiding place before his dad gets back. I'll even do 299 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 12: those sneaky phone calls and be like, oh hell, far 300 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,960 Speaker 12: away are you? Just so I know I have enough 301 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,839 Speaker 12: time to get him off her and hide it back 302 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 12: in that spot again. 303 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:11,679 Speaker 4: You're a full double agent. I can I believe you 304 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 4: that is a full double agents? 305 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,679 Speaker 3: Would love yeah, you know one, you know CB speaking 306 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:21,760 Speaker 3: of stealing kids games? Would his sister actually accidentally deleted 307 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:24,800 Speaker 3: his PlayStation game, and he weed in her water bottle 308 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,080 Speaker 3: and gave it back to her and put the lid 309 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,160 Speaker 3: on it so she drank from it. 310 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 12: Coo, Okay, you can. 311 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 4: Try that if you want CV if you're out of punishment. 312 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 1: More after this, it's when what. 313 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,680 Speaker 2: Well, it's right now, tho. I've got a question for you. 314 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 2: If you use my shower would you use my shower gel? 315 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 4: One hundred percent? That's a rite of passage? 316 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,920 Speaker 2: Will look? I agree with you. 317 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 3: There's no harm, no foul there, and I'd assume assume 318 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:50,120 Speaker 3: you would. 319 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,800 Speaker 4: And we have a great conversation after where I go like, oh, 320 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:55,280 Speaker 4: how about the cinnamon in your body wash? Yeah, and 321 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 4: we both imagine sniff each other and just have a 322 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 4: right old time. 323 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,400 Speaker 2: Are you in your dreams anyway? 324 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 4: I'd sniff you. 325 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 2: I know you would. I'd love to know. 326 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 3: On thirty one and six five, what's fair game? Because 327 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 3: there's an etiquette. 328 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 2: Experts likeique expert. I mean, God, absolutely stane, God can't 329 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 2: wait to have a beer with the etiquette expert. 330 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:24,040 Speaker 4: Seriously, what's the qualification there to call yourself an etiquette expert? 331 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:24,600 Speaker 2: Exactly? 332 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 4: Be a knob, you buss how. 333 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 2: Much of a juwel are you? 334 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 3: So they they've put together a list of things that 335 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,760 Speaker 3: you can and can't, you know, do when you go 336 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 3: around to somebody's house and what one. I'm sure they 337 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 3: obviously haven't done it in a very long time because 338 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 3: they haven't got any friends. But but there are things 339 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,680 Speaker 3: that I'm looking at going like mate, that is that 340 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,200 Speaker 3: is fair game. Like the shower gel thing is certainly 341 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 3: one of it. 342 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,120 Speaker 4: They expect you a b yo shower gel when you 343 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,160 Speaker 4: go to a friend's house. 344 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 3: I think so, or you've got to You've got to ask, 345 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 3: You've got to ask you if you can ridiculous, Yeah, obscene, right, 346 00:15:58,880 --> 00:15:59,400 Speaker 3: yeah you can. 347 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 4: I feel when you go into a friend's bathroom or. 348 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,640 Speaker 2: Some everything's on the table. One hundred somebody lets you 349 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,440 Speaker 2: in your bathroom. 350 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,640 Speaker 3: I think you have to assume that you can touch 351 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,320 Speaker 3: anything you like. 352 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 4: There was one incident actually I went to a female 353 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,320 Speaker 4: friend's house of mine and she had a very very 354 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 4: expensive anti wrinkle cream. Apparently it's like two hundred bucks 355 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 4: of pop tiny chib and I use that to completely 356 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:26,280 Speaker 4: wash my body. I have never felt smooth. No, now, 357 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,280 Speaker 4: hang on, don't you won there? You did the same thing. 358 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,200 Speaker 4: Yes you did, remember my wich friend? 359 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 2: Oh yes, sorry, colleague. 360 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:38,840 Speaker 3: She was because I got in there and you told 361 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,720 Speaker 3: me that that no, and you put on your balls. 362 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,600 Speaker 4: I wasn't going to say that, but then my undercarriage 363 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,240 Speaker 4: is never felt smoother. It really does work on wrinkles. 364 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 4: But that was the one time where I'd say I've 365 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 4: taken it too fart show. Yeah that was bad. 366 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 2: And you came rushing out. You were so puffed, You're like, mate, 367 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,600 Speaker 2: you got to get around. 368 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:02,040 Speaker 4: It felt incredible. It was really quite a formative moment 369 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:02,320 Speaker 4: for me. 370 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,280 Speaker 3: So I'm going to do a couple of things around here. 371 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,920 Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from you guys. Thirty one and 372 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 3: six five. What's fair game? Like umbrellas in cafes, like 373 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 3: in those buckets, because our EP captain poop Pant said, 374 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,879 Speaker 3: every time it goes into spring or wintertime, he just 375 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 3: lurks around a nice hotel lobby and steals an umbrella, which. 376 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:24,960 Speaker 4: I that's just theft. 377 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 2: That is straight up there. 378 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,919 Speaker 3: He was bragging about this new wooden handled one that 379 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 3: is nicking in the Cricketers Club or something. 380 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,439 Speaker 4: And then he had the nerve to go, oh and 381 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,480 Speaker 4: someone took it off. 382 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,760 Speaker 2: Me and by the way, he would he would be 383 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,920 Speaker 2: found at the Cricketers Club. 384 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,920 Speaker 3: Absolutely no, it might even expert that we've got the 385 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:43,080 Speaker 3: who got the article? 386 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 4: How about this? How about how about when you go 387 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,920 Speaker 4: to a friend's place and you take a bottle of wine? Yeah, 388 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,440 Speaker 4: and then no one touches your bottle of wine most 389 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,720 Speaker 4: likely because you've got a cheap bottle of wine? Are 390 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:55,160 Speaker 4: you allowed to take that bottle? I feel like it's 391 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,080 Speaker 4: very real to me. It happens a lot. Am I 392 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 4: like to tell you? 393 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,320 Speaker 3: Don't take I thought you just take your fly ask 394 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,439 Speaker 3: These days you can imashin yourself your own amount of whiskey, 395 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 3: so you don't have to share it with anyone. 396 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 4: You talked me about that on air, so I've stopped 397 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,080 Speaker 4: doing that. But if I do take a bottle of 398 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,280 Speaker 4: wine and no one touches it. 399 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,640 Speaker 2: Oh, you can't take it back? 400 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 4: See, I think you can. 401 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 3: Here's a good question though, if somebody says to you, 402 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 3: somebody says to you, go. 403 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 2: And grab a bottle of wine. Yeah, what's fair game there? 404 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:22,159 Speaker 3: Like? 405 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:24,520 Speaker 2: Are you careful around what you're all out? What you 406 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 2: take there? 407 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,040 Speaker 4: As in, do I need to do a minimum spind or. 408 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,080 Speaker 3: Something like when someone says, go and go a bottle 409 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 3: of wine, are you thinking to yourself, how do I 410 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,160 Speaker 3: avoid the expensive one? 411 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 2: Or do you do you go for the most expensive one? 412 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:35,639 Speaker 3: Like? 413 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 2: Are the expensive ones fair game? 414 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,920 Speaker 4: If they if they haven't given you adequate direction, I 415 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,520 Speaker 4: think you're trying to get the best bottle of wine. 416 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,240 Speaker 2: I reckon. Here's another question for you. 417 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,359 Speaker 3: If you've got a friend who gets a dog sitter 418 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,960 Speaker 3: and they say to their dogs hitter, hey, you can 419 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,320 Speaker 3: have everything in the house and the dogsitter found find 420 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,800 Speaker 3: some hallucinogenic chocolate. 421 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,600 Speaker 2: Should the dogsit or eat the hallucinogenic chocolate? 422 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 4: That feels very fair game. 423 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,280 Speaker 2: It sounds like a fair game as well. 424 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 4: Feels like a very specific hypothetical. Well, yeah, if you've said, 425 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,560 Speaker 4: I mean whoever in the house, yeah, then probably yes. 426 00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,960 Speaker 3: I think it's I think this is going to be 427 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,439 Speaker 3: a great question, tru Run, because I'd love to hear 428 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,640 Speaker 3: from you going around to someone's house. 429 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,000 Speaker 2: Can you have can you get into their fruit ball? 430 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,399 Speaker 2: And I'm talking about their actual fruit ball, by the. 431 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 4: Way, of course you can. 432 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,400 Speaker 2: I reckon. You've got to ask. 433 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 4: For fruit. It is it out on the bench. 434 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,000 Speaker 2: The fruit ball's on the bench. 435 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,879 Speaker 4: Anything on the bench is fair game. If you go 436 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:34,200 Speaker 4: into the pantry, I would say you can't open something, yeah, 437 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,600 Speaker 4: but if it's opened, go for it. 438 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,960 Speaker 3: But if they've got two boxes of it, that's fair game. 439 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,560 Speaker 3: We're asking what's fair game? 440 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:43,800 Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Can I ask you so? If you're at 441 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,959 Speaker 4: a friend's house for dinner and you've already had seconds, yeah, 442 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,520 Speaker 4: is it fair game to go back for thirds? Or 443 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:54,200 Speaker 4: should you just finish your seconds if there's food there. 444 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:58,080 Speaker 3: I think that the person is often complimented when you 445 00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,080 Speaker 3: say can I have more? 446 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,359 Speaker 4: Should I? 447 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 3: If you're cooking, because you've never cooked for anyone apart 448 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,480 Speaker 3: from that time that you asked me for over for 449 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:07,160 Speaker 3: dinner and only made. 450 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,240 Speaker 2: A dip for the whole dinner. Yeah, that's the only 451 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 2: time you've ever cooked for me. It's the only time 452 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,199 Speaker 2: I ever want you to. 453 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's totally fair. 454 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:14,879 Speaker 2: I had to ask you after three hours their main course. 455 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,760 Speaker 4: It was a big mate, it's just dip. I actually 456 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,880 Speaker 4: said to you in disbelief, oh did you want main? 457 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,479 Speaker 4: Because I couldn't believe you wanted to eat more? Anyway, 458 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 4: that's me as a host. Let's go to Jess. 459 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,159 Speaker 2: When you cook for someone and they said, can I 460 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,959 Speaker 2: have seconds? Can I have thirds? You're like great, Like 461 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 Speaker 2: you've loved what I've eaten, what I've made for you. 462 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,240 Speaker 4: No one has ever wanted seconds I've cooked. I cooked 463 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:37,879 Speaker 4: once for a sharehouse that I lived in when I 464 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,960 Speaker 4: was in Perth in my mid twenties, and I effectively 465 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,159 Speaker 4: cooked a stir fry with a side of sushi, but 466 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,280 Speaker 4: then put the whole thing in the oven. I called 467 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,760 Speaker 4: it a sou fry. Everyone got sick. Let's go to 468 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,080 Speaker 4: Jess here on one O six five. Jess, what do 469 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,080 Speaker 4: you think is fair game to take in a house? 470 00:20:55,200 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 11: Well, I think it should be everything in the fridge, 471 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,040 Speaker 11: in the pantry, whatever, like if you've been there more 472 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,040 Speaker 11: than once. I reckon everything's their games. 473 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 4: Okay, Jess. 474 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,919 Speaker 3: I think if you know the person well And I 475 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:14,440 Speaker 3: was saying this before our producer LJ who I think 476 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 3: if someone feels comfortable enough to be in your home 477 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 3: to sort of everything's your game, that's a compliment. That 478 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,160 Speaker 3: again is like we know each other well enough, knock 479 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:22,800 Speaker 3: your socks off. 480 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,680 Speaker 4: A lot of people would be complimented by me going 481 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,280 Speaker 4: to their houses then, because I do tend to help myself. Sorry, 482 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,159 Speaker 4: can I go back to Jess though, Jess, one question 483 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,000 Speaker 4: for you. What if it's the last one of something, 484 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,160 Speaker 4: whether it's the pantry or the fridge. 485 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:39,240 Speaker 11: Look, then then it becomes difficult. But if you like 486 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,639 Speaker 11: the person, you'd be like, all right, no worries. You 487 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,880 Speaker 11: just take it and I'll get some more. 488 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,160 Speaker 9: That's fine. 489 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're going to take the last one, you 490 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:47,840 Speaker 2: got to flag it. 491 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, you have a discussion. 492 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,920 Speaker 2: This is your last one? 493 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:51,360 Speaker 4: Yeah? 494 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,720 Speaker 2: Are you sure I can have it? 495 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:53,040 Speaker 4: Yeah? 496 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,000 Speaker 3: No, fair enough, And it's annoying because it's very hard 497 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,040 Speaker 3: to say no in that situation. But still, yeah, can 498 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,920 Speaker 3: we just sorry, there's a couple more things I want 499 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 3: to ask you for it. A fair game samples it 500 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,920 Speaker 3: like Baker's Delight. Yeah, those samples, Yeah, fair game. 501 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,000 Speaker 4: Of course, that's why they're sampled up to what point though? 502 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,200 Speaker 4: Until someone says something, Yeah, I think it's on them 503 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,440 Speaker 4: to say I think you've had enough, sir, and you've 504 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 4: been here for three hours. When I was unemployed, I 505 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,520 Speaker 4: used to spend a lot of time with Baker's Delight. 506 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,199 Speaker 2: Let's go, let's go. 507 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,560 Speaker 4: Beck it. I'm thirty one and six five, beg, let's 508 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:26,920 Speaker 4: talk about it. What's fair game? 509 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,439 Speaker 9: Absolutely everything. I really invite people I no one trusts 510 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,120 Speaker 9: and love at my house and when they come over, 511 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,080 Speaker 9: I tell them help yourself to anything true, like your home. 512 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,399 Speaker 4: What about your jumper? Like if I just go, like 513 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,960 Speaker 4: love that jumper. I don't know why I was going 514 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,640 Speaker 4: through your closet, but I're going just take you jump 515 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 4: a big yeah. 516 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 13: If you honestly mates literally nick mynys and I didn't mind. Sorry, 517 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,280 Speaker 13: my mate's literally taking my mondays and I didn't mind. 518 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,680 Speaker 9: I mean, help. 519 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,959 Speaker 4: Yourself, right, So you be totally fine if I went 520 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,119 Speaker 4: to your house and nick to jocks. 521 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,560 Speaker 9: I mean, if I've invited you over. 522 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 4: Go for it, Bunny. Hell, you're a great house guest, 523 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,119 Speaker 4: I mean house host. Anyway, I'm going to steal your 524 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,200 Speaker 4: jocks at some stage, Beck, That's what I'm trying to say, 525 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,480 Speaker 4: and that really excites me. Jesus is getting weird. Anyway, 526 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 4: Let's move on right up next, we are going to 527 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,240 Speaker 4: be talking about the weirdest place a baby has popped 528 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,840 Speaker 4: out thirty one oh sixty five. If you have experienced 529 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 4: a baby popping out in an environment outside of a 530 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,160 Speaker 4: birth in sweet then give us a call. It's will Andy, 531 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,200 Speaker 4: did the baby pop out in a bad place? 532 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:40,640 Speaker 3: Baby popped out in a bad place? 533 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,959 Speaker 4: Baby popped out jab place? 534 00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 2: You are Mozart in another life? 535 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 4: Excuse me? 536 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,880 Speaker 2: Were you a Mozart in another life? 537 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,679 Speaker 4: Thank you? I don't know why, but thank you. Anyway, 538 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,560 Speaker 4: we're talking about it because a woman called Alexa, actually 539 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,840 Speaker 4: in Sydney, in Blacktown, gave birth in the black hospital 540 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,399 Speaker 4: car park. 541 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,159 Speaker 3: So not so bad if you ask me, in the 542 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 3: car park, I prefer to be in the sweet bad 543 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,120 Speaker 3: at least on the scale of good to bad place 544 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,640 Speaker 3: to give birth, I'd put car park in the bad pile. 545 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, but you'd take car park of hospital over car 546 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,600 Speaker 4: park of shopping. 547 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,080 Speaker 2: At lest she's differentiating car parks here. 548 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 4: She's right there in the hospital. 549 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,160 Speaker 2: She's still in a car park. 550 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 4: Yeah. And the baby it popped out on the belt. Yeah, 551 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,800 Speaker 4: that's a great noise. And that was her in the 552 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,679 Speaker 4: car park. Anyway, Baby's healthy. Baby's called Jalen, very very 553 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:40,600 Speaker 4: exciting Alexa Jalen Jalen. Oh, William Alexa might be listening. 554 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 2: What is with those weird names? 555 00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:48,200 Speaker 4: Anyway, Let's go to Katie here on thirteen one six five. Kate, 556 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,240 Speaker 4: where did you you saw someone give birth in a 557 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:51,879 Speaker 4: bad place. 558 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,080 Speaker 11: I did. 559 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,679 Speaker 9: I did in the boardroom, in the office. 560 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,040 Speaker 4: You're kidding. Was it mid mid meeting? 561 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,760 Speaker 11: It was not mid meeting, but it was mid table. 562 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 4: Oh she got up on the table. Uh oh why. 563 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,719 Speaker 2: Why on the table? 564 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,040 Speaker 9: I don't know because the floor. 565 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:18,160 Speaker 3: Is yeah, cleaner, No good call, and also like you're 566 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,480 Speaker 3: gonna help her, and you kind of you know you can, 567 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:21,840 Speaker 3: you don't have you know, you have to worry about 568 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:22,280 Speaker 3: your back. 569 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,360 Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. Yeah, fair god, you know, said 570 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,120 Speaker 2: hunching down. 571 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:29,320 Speaker 4: Not bad cat on the table. Yeah, let's go to 572 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 4: Bree here. Brie, you gave birth somewhere outside of the 573 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,880 Speaker 4: birth suite. Yeah. 574 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,200 Speaker 7: I got birth to my second daughter on the bathroom 575 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:43,159 Speaker 7: floor with only the triple zero call operator on the 576 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 7: phone in at tender and in that time of eight 577 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 7: minutes and fifteen seconds that the triple zero lasted, I 578 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,080 Speaker 7: held her before I hung up the phone. 579 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 2: Wow, God, who was the woman? Brie? Like, do you 580 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,360 Speaker 2: know do you know them personally? Now? Surely? 581 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:02,600 Speaker 10: Yeah? 582 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:02,919 Speaker 13: It was me? 583 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,080 Speaker 4: No, No, the woman you spoke to him on the 584 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,240 Speaker 4: phe day you gave birth mate operator? 585 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,400 Speaker 7: No, I don't know. 586 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:21,440 Speaker 14: It was a It was a guy, and I've. 587 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 7: Got it on a CD so that they can send 588 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,680 Speaker 7: you the actual recording. 589 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,200 Speaker 3: So you've never spoken to this person since they talked 590 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 3: you through how to birth your child? 591 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 4: No, oh, could you send us the recording? I'd love 592 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:33,159 Speaker 4: to listen to that. 593 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,680 Speaker 3: Well, no more importantly outside of your own weird use, 594 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,119 Speaker 3: Why can't we breathe? Just thinking a little bit more 595 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:44,199 Speaker 3: outwardly here and hopefully helpfully. What if we played some 596 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 3: of that audio on air and then we asked for 597 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,040 Speaker 3: the operator to come on so you guys could speak again? 598 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:52,480 Speaker 9: Yeah? 599 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,480 Speaker 4: Weird, but okay, Well, don't you think you're the sick one? 600 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:57,160 Speaker 2: My question? 601 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,639 Speaker 3: I thought that was quite a beautiful request ever spoken 602 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,800 Speaker 3: brief but it's quite seriously though, would you be interested 603 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,960 Speaker 3: in speaking to this guy again? 604 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,119 Speaker 1: Sure? 605 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,080 Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, no worries. 606 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,359 Speaker 3: I thought you'd have a really special connection with them. 607 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,359 Speaker 3: They're obviously absolute chump changed to you? 608 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 2: Do they do they not? Do they not feel special 609 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 2: to you? 610 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:19,320 Speaker 7: I think the ambulance off But I also a minute. 611 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,399 Speaker 7: I had to get to the front door and open 612 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 7: the locked front door because there was just before one 613 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,919 Speaker 7: in the morning, and the ambulance offices were keen to 614 00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,240 Speaker 7: get some sort of key to be involved in the 615 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,400 Speaker 7: naming process given they had arrived. 616 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:40,320 Speaker 4: And so, yeah, I agree, you're you're impressive here, bree 617 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,760 Speaker 4: stuff that. I agree, But I do want to I 618 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 4: do want to hear that audio. So we'll talk offline. 619 00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:47,400 Speaker 4: Let's go to Karen. 620 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,040 Speaker 2: Around would like to hear it. I think just for 621 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,920 Speaker 2: your personal use mate. 622 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,800 Speaker 4: Awesome audio, whether just familiar for everyone. Karen, where do 623 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 4: you see someone give birth? 624 00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:58,720 Speaker 9: I did. 625 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,960 Speaker 11: That's how my mother give birth to my brother near 626 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 11: underneath the Christmas tree. 627 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 4: Under the Christmas tree at some present that year, isn't it? 628 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:07,919 Speaker 2: Who was? 629 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,920 Speaker 8: The four older siblings watched and she of the neighbors 630 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 8: happened to be there at the same time. 631 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,680 Speaker 4: Oh my, so who caught the baby? Then you got 632 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,840 Speaker 4: out of four siblings and two neighbors. That makes a 633 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,600 Speaker 4: lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. 634 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,400 Speaker 2: Hey, Karen, did you move? 635 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,680 Speaker 3: Did you did you your mum move under the tree 636 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 3: or was she like under the tree already or did 637 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,560 Speaker 3: she just want to sort of make it a bit festive. 638 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 8: Birth, find a mattress and put them the Christmas tree 639 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:35,760 Speaker 8: in time to help her. 640 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,120 Speaker 3: Oh that's so she was circumstantially in front of the tree. 641 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,480 Speaker 3: She wasn't like I'm about to give birth on head down. 642 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 10: No, no, no no. 643 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,600 Speaker 11: She was circumstansively under the tree and that was that 644 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,720 Speaker 11: was the best closest place. 645 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 2: That's a beautiful, weird thing to do. Again, like you're 646 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,480 Speaker 2: about to give birth, why are you going on to 647 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 2: Christmas tree? 648 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,560 Speaker 3: Question about the chicken jumped on the bordroom table, like 649 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 3: what is. 650 00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:02,720 Speaker 4: The obviously bend over put a present. Babies coming, so 651 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,320 Speaker 4: go to the couch when the baby's coming. You can't. 652 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 4: I've seen that, well, I've seen that with mim. When 653 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:08,120 Speaker 4: the baby was coming. 654 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,160 Speaker 2: It was like, oh, there's labor at the hospital. Yet 655 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 2: that time, none of you will go. Let's go and 656 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,920 Speaker 2: find the nearest pine tree. 657 00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,240 Speaker 4: But when it's coming, dude's on, June's on, it's coming 658 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:18,920 Speaker 4: right up there. 659 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,280 Speaker 2: You don't make any sense. You had time to drive 660 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,960 Speaker 2: to the hospital, right. 661 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:29,680 Speaker 4: It's just pre labor. Anyway, we had very different Nimes 662 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,560 Speaker 4: was quite quick and. 663 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 3: I know, but she knew there was a baby coming. 664 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,000 Speaker 3: She knew, and you drove somewhere in that time. This 665 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 3: woman squatted under a Christmas dream and the baby is. 666 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:43,000 Speaker 2: Coming, Oh my god, wanting that down dudes and shitty. 667 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,680 Speaker 2: On the other side, she is live at the Adelaide 668 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:45,960 Speaker 2: Prince More, Will and Woody. 669 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 6: Goodness after this, it's. 670 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,280 Speaker 4: The Will and Woody podcast. 671 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 3: We're live in Adelaide. Rude Judy is on at the 672 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,600 Speaker 3: Adelaide Fringe tomorrow night. 673 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:02,320 Speaker 1: Willing Woody prisons Rude Dude's comedy debut. 674 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 3: Alright, it would so she's coming from eight hours in 675 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,320 Speaker 3: land from Brisbane. 676 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 2: Totally wild this woman. She owns a bait and tackle 677 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,600 Speaker 2: shop with a naughty corner. 678 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:10,960 Speaker 3: Look. 679 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 2: If you want to get the journey, will I'm whatdy 680 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,560 Speaker 2: on the podcast. 681 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 3: Head on to the socials truly, like I heard from 682 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,360 Speaker 3: kV our Digital, which are millions of views on the 683 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,400 Speaker 3: tiktoks with her. She's blowing up online and so she should. 684 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,800 Speaker 3: We said we wanted her to do this spot at 685 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,520 Speaker 3: the Fringe because we think she is truly one of 686 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,400 Speaker 3: the funniest people. 687 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:27,600 Speaker 2: We've ever met. 688 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,800 Speaker 3: She's seventy five, She's never gonna get this chance any 689 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,920 Speaker 3: other way, and now she's here in Adelaide. 690 00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 2: She's performing tomorrow night. She had a cry apparently when. 691 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,040 Speaker 3: She got to an hotel room because she just had 692 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,040 Speaker 3: this real moment of like, I can't believe I'm doing this. 693 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,440 Speaker 2: You're gonna hear from Jude really really shortly. But every great, 694 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,400 Speaker 2: every great live show. 695 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 3: Needs an open note, needs people who are going to 696 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 3: lead in there, who are going to be hot acts 697 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,600 Speaker 3: from the festival as well. We've got one of the 698 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,040 Speaker 3: hottest acts from the festival in the studio with us 699 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,240 Speaker 3: right now, Nikki Osborn. 700 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,040 Speaker 2: Welcome, Nikki. 701 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,000 Speaker 6: It's a pleasure to be here. Thank you for having me. 702 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:01,000 Speaker 4: So, Nikki, Well, you're inspired by Rude Dude. Is that 703 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,360 Speaker 4: why you're warming up for her? 704 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:07,440 Speaker 6: Well? Obviously yes. When I heard about Rude Jude in 705 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,720 Speaker 6: the foyer, I'm like. 706 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,600 Speaker 4: She sounds like. 707 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 6: No, but she sounds honestly, she just sounds like one 708 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 6: of my relatives. 709 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. 710 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,680 Speaker 6: And I heard that she smuggled a beer out there. 711 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 4: She sniffs him out. 712 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,640 Speaker 3: She's got I don't know what apron she's she's wearing 713 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 3: an apron as well that she's got going on. 714 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,239 Speaker 2: Is it a nude man on the apron? Is that 715 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:27,680 Speaker 2: the idea? 716 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,600 Speaker 4: I think it's a man in a mangina suit, sorry, 717 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,880 Speaker 4: a man in a borat suitor, a genuine slip. 718 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 11: Suits. 719 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:39,960 Speaker 3: Nikki, if you want to see he was one of 720 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,320 Speaker 3: the Fringe Adelaide Fringe dot com dot au if you 721 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,840 Speaker 3: want to see her at the fringe, and you're playing 722 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 3: fridge festivals all over the country as well, Nikki, I 723 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,080 Speaker 3: know you're doing the full comedy festival circuit. 724 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,960 Speaker 6: When I say all of Australia, just the major capitals. 725 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,680 Speaker 6: But now I've got to put Charlieville on my absolutely 726 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,400 Speaker 6: absolutely eight hours inland. I heard she's got a bait 727 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,840 Speaker 6: and tackle sh u, Yeah she does. How the fish 728 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,560 Speaker 6: get eight hours inland? 729 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:04,120 Speaker 7: Yeah? 730 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,120 Speaker 4: Lakes yeah, rivers. 731 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:09,840 Speaker 2: Get there. 732 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 6: I mean this is going to become an existential. 733 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,560 Speaker 2: One hundred million years aswimming up a river I imagine. 734 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,560 Speaker 6: Up Who's river. 735 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,440 Speaker 4: But that's why she that's why she started a naughty 736 00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,920 Speaker 4: corner in her bait and tackle store because obviously the 737 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,480 Speaker 4: rods weren't selling too well because there's no fish. 738 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,600 Speaker 6: Yeah right, fair enough? 739 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,480 Speaker 4: Did you hear that part of it. She's got a 740 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,520 Speaker 4: naughty corner corner store because. 741 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,959 Speaker 6: When they do catch a fish, they get a bit. 742 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,000 Speaker 6: She's cater for their needs. 743 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,040 Speaker 4: Hey, Nikky, I wasn't sure whether to bring this up, 744 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:43,920 Speaker 4: and I'm not sure if you even remember this, do 745 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,280 Speaker 4: you remember doing a comedy sketch. 746 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,880 Speaker 6: With you guys, yes, years ago? Yes, do you like 747 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,240 Speaker 6: when you were nobody? I was like, who are these 748 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:57,920 Speaker 6: two nobodies that want me to be in their stupid sketch? 749 00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,560 Speaker 4: Do you remember what the sketch was about? 750 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,720 Speaker 6: I don't real. 751 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:03,440 Speaker 4: Was it? 752 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 6: No? 753 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,080 Speaker 4: Tell me you played my mum? 754 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,560 Speaker 6: And no, wonder I hate you? 755 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,400 Speaker 4: That is that really? Any bells? Yeah? And you caught 756 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,960 Speaker 4: me the sketch? Was you catching me in my room having. 757 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,840 Speaker 6: Having a moment? 758 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:24,240 Speaker 14: Yes, dude, yes, yes, that's right. Yes, that's the last 759 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,560 Speaker 14: time that we saw you. And I know you lovingly 760 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,880 Speaker 14: gave some time out of your schedule and you came 761 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,640 Speaker 14: and met us at this house. And then you didn't 762 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,080 Speaker 14: know what the sketch was and then what. 763 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,280 Speaker 2: Are you having to explain to you? 764 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,760 Speaker 3: Okay, so you're going to play my mum and I'm 765 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,360 Speaker 3: going to be in the room doing this, And it 766 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,480 Speaker 3: was like what when. 767 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,240 Speaker 6: My husband asked me to play his mum? That's when. 768 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,800 Speaker 3: Hey, if you want to see Nikki Osbone and she 769 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 3: is playing at the Adelaide Fringe. Her show is called 770 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:55,960 Speaker 3: Too Far Tickets Adelaide Fringe dot com dot au. But 771 00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,840 Speaker 3: rude dude's going to come and join us in the studio. 772 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,960 Speaker 3: Right up next, we're going to play some audio from 773 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 3: some of the gear that dude's done so far, Nikki, 774 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,920 Speaker 3: so you can give a bit of feedback. And the 775 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,720 Speaker 3: woman is she's gonna have to put that beer down. 776 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,799 Speaker 3: She can't drink on air, LJ. That's illegal. She can't 777 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:12,479 Speaker 3: drink on air. 778 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,800 Speaker 2: But she's in studio right up next to Whelm. 779 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:15,120 Speaker 4: What are you? 780 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,120 Speaker 2: We are live from Adelaide. The Adelaide Fringe. 781 00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,360 Speaker 3: Is on right now and Rude Jude is going to 782 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 3: be performing. They're live tomorrow night. 783 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:32,600 Speaker 1: Willham Woody presents Rude Jude's comedy debut. 784 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:39,200 Speaker 2: And Jude is back in the studio. Welcome back June, 785 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,280 Speaker 2: Thank you. 786 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,040 Speaker 5: Will and wouldn't he William Windy. 787 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 3: We've also got one of the acts is going to 788 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,960 Speaker 3: be opening for you tomorrow night. In Nikki Osborne, who 789 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,440 Speaker 3: you're sitting next to right now. 790 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,160 Speaker 6: She's holding my hand. 791 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,000 Speaker 2: That bit of solidarity. 792 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:54,759 Speaker 5: Good luck. 793 00:34:55,080 --> 00:35:00,960 Speaker 6: You must be pumped, are you superde That watched the language? 794 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,880 Speaker 3: All right, so we've had to dump that's all right, that's. 795 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:08,720 Speaker 4: Okay, one strike, one strikes fine. 796 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,600 Speaker 3: If there was a bit of glitch in you're broadcasting. Yeah, 797 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:22,120 Speaker 3: Jude might have sworn. 798 00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,560 Speaker 6: James and I've been doing this a long. 799 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:22,640 Speaker 2: No one heard it. No one heard it. 800 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:25,080 Speaker 3: We actually have a magical button when no one heard that. 801 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,400 Speaker 3: But we only get one shot, so if we go again, 802 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,920 Speaker 3: that might mean you're not talking for the next. 803 00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:34,799 Speaker 5: Do it all? 804 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,440 Speaker 4: I asked Nikki a question. Then, So, NIGGI, you have 805 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 4: said you've been in the industry for a while. Can 806 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,319 Speaker 4: you remember your first gig, because Jude's first gig was 807 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,160 Speaker 4: last week, second gig tomorrow night at the Fringe. Can 808 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:46,640 Speaker 4: you remember your early gigs? 809 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:52,680 Speaker 6: Oh, my early gigs. Well, actually I can say I 810 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,360 Speaker 6: had a baptism by fire as well Jude, because I 811 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:59,279 Speaker 6: always worked in sketch comedy and then I moved in 812 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:03,120 Speaker 6: to stand up comedy and my show sold out my 813 00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:09,080 Speaker 6: first shot because it was politically incorrect, and so everyone 814 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,120 Speaker 6: wanted to calm even though they petitioned to shut it down, 815 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,920 Speaker 6: and so I was allocate security on my first ever show, No, 816 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,719 Speaker 6: and the mayor had to come because he had to 817 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 6: keep the protesters out. You are joking, No, So that 818 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 6: was my first show and my tenth show was at 819 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:31,600 Speaker 6: the Opera House so really, yes, yes, so I feel 820 00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:34,360 Speaker 6: you right now because I know what it's like to 821 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,680 Speaker 6: be packing bricks. 822 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, pracking them, yeah, bricks. That's right. 823 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,440 Speaker 4: She's here for three days and she's packed. How many 824 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:44,280 Speaker 4: pairs of jocksted? 825 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,239 Speaker 5: I bought some for Woody because when he came out 826 00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,440 Speaker 5: to Charlie against skid marks on his changing him into 827 00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,759 Speaker 5: so it out. So I said to him when I 828 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,920 Speaker 5: got here, whuldn't we get here today? I got extra 829 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,160 Speaker 5: in for wood Thanks. 830 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:02,479 Speaker 2: Jude. 831 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,680 Speaker 3: Hey, Nikki, what's your stance on drinking before a gig? 832 00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:08,520 Speaker 3: Because obviously you've done lots of gigs, it's always like 833 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,640 Speaker 3: a bit of booze lying around there. What's your stance 834 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,520 Speaker 3: on drinking before the gig? 835 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,600 Speaker 6: Now, look, Jude, they always tell you to do a 836 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:16,120 Speaker 6: sober show because you're thinking more clearly. 837 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,480 Speaker 2: What you having the smile on her face, so she 838 00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:23,960 Speaker 2: just lit up like a Christmas tree. 839 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,799 Speaker 6: Have as many drinks as the dude in the front row, 840 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,160 Speaker 6: like you watch them. If he's had two beers, you 841 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,240 Speaker 6: go into that's my rule. 842 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,759 Speaker 4: So, last show, how many beers did the dude in 843 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,480 Speaker 4: the front row. 844 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,480 Speaker 6: Have about what eleventeen? 845 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,560 Speaker 2: Love that dude. 846 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,280 Speaker 6: I'm done shows. I can't remember. 847 00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,279 Speaker 5: I couldn't even remember the first one I did last week. 848 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:03,640 Speaker 6: Travel Now, Now, what kind of fish do they have 849 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:07,120 Speaker 6: in Charleival, because we were discussing how the fish get there? 850 00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,200 Speaker 6: What kind of fish do they have? 851 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:16,080 Speaker 5: Well, mainly yellow belly. Oh yeah, golden perch, married cod catfish, 852 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,799 Speaker 5: and we've got a big fishing club. I started out 853 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,640 Speaker 5: there thirty two years ago and we restock every year. 854 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,160 Speaker 5: We put in six hundred and eighty eight thousand yellows. 855 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 6: He said to me, she's just she's just seen herself 856 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,160 Speaker 6: on the monitor. That's why she's frozen. 857 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:37,000 Speaker 4: You just asked me what the fish work. 858 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:38,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. 859 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:45,719 Speaker 5: Sorry, anyhow, Yeah, yellow belly married cod catfish. And unfortunately we've. 860 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,719 Speaker 2: Got car car Yeah. 861 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,560 Speaker 6: Yeah, may keep it interesting, don't they? 862 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:52,040 Speaker 3: Yeah? 863 00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,080 Speaker 6: Yeah, why because then you know, if you catch one 864 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,239 Speaker 6: that isn't carpet's a good day. Oh yes, you. 865 00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,480 Speaker 4: Do want to tell Niki about the naughty corner as well. 866 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,319 Speaker 5: Jude, Oh yeah, we've got the naughty corner there. The 867 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,279 Speaker 5: boys couldn't get their heads out of it when they 868 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:08,360 Speaker 5: came out to Charlie bet All their asses. 869 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,680 Speaker 3: Really worried about it as well, Nikki, what do you well, 870 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,319 Speaker 3: they can't be on stage at the same time. 871 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 4: You're fine, No, she loves it too much. 872 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 2: She's telling you. 873 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,719 Speaker 3: All right, she's got a friend, got Annie with the 874 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,000 Speaker 3: big Vanny, so I think she's well. 875 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,080 Speaker 5: The love that they love the naughty around June. 876 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:47,440 Speaker 3: He's on stage and the Adelaide Fringe tomorrow night. Guys, 877 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,359 Speaker 3: I don't think we I don't think we've got any 878 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,120 Speaker 3: tickets left. Azell Derry No, we are absolutely chuckle block. 879 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,440 Speaker 3: So thank you everyone that's trying to get down Nikki Osbourne. 880 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,800 Speaker 3: If you want to go and see Nikki at the 881 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,359 Speaker 3: Adelaide Fringe Adelaide Fringe dot com dot au, or she's 882 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,520 Speaker 3: touring all over the country so you can. You can 883 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,560 Speaker 3: check her out online to get tickets to go and 884 00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,960 Speaker 3: see Nikki. She's playing lots of fringe festivals and all 885 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:09,839 Speaker 3: the big cities, so gone. 886 00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,839 Speaker 2: See. We're looking forward tomorrow. I thank you so much. 887 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,000 Speaker 6: Coming would be so much fun. 888 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,439 Speaker 2: Really really appreciate it and. 889 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,239 Speaker 6: Have nothing you can air. It'll be great.