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Speaker 1: Fresh pure. This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Hey, good afternoon everyone. You are listening to Kiss and

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Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody getting your home on a Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you haven't heard where we're up to

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Speaker 2: with this whole swap thing, have a listen to this.

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Speaker 3: Will and Woody swapped to her house's underway.

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Speaker 4: Our first swap item was donated by Lana, a six

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Speaker 4: foot four novelty ship razor.

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Speaker 2: Take the laser.

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Speaker 4: Will had his doubts over the razer. Enter comedian superstar

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Speaker 4: Will Anderson.

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Speaker 5: Okay, how about this.

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Speaker 2: Two tickets to my show or four tickets to my show,

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Speaker 2: but you have to take the race.

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Speaker 4: We swapped the six foot razor and tickets for a

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Speaker 4: money watch.

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Speaker 6: Boys, I have.

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Speaker 7: A beautiful employer money men.

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Speaker 6: Watch that.

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Speaker 7: I'm happy to gus.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna go the watch.

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Speaker 3: We're going to way Bunny, We're going to watch to

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Speaker 3: watch swaps this.

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Speaker 7: I have the most attractors. Barby Doll's house, you can imagine.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to the Barbie House. Beck you what gradulas.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday we swapped the Bobbie dream House for us Judy

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Speaker 3: jug Shops, which.

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Speaker 2: We were told is very rare and collectible.

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Speaker 4: Mold that is more than a being mistake.

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Speaker 3: We need your help. What will today's swap be.

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Speaker 2: We're at the hands of an eight year old child.

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Speaker 2: She swindled us live on the airways. Our dream for

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Speaker 2: our house look like they're crushed woods.

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Speaker 5: Well, we have a duty jug shop can We.

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Speaker 2: Can't even pronounce what we have, so God help us.

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Speaker 2: But make sure you're tuning in for the swap. It'll

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Speaker 2: be happening after five o'clock. You can win five hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars at five o'clock with us. We're in the final

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Speaker 2: countdown on a long weekend. So let's have some goddamn

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Speaker 2: fun here podcasting now why, Now, let's get down to something,

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Speaker 2: which is we've turned I going to say, a very

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Speaker 2: bad situation into a very good one. We don't have

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Speaker 2: a voice for our show.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 8: A voiceover artist is another way of saying it. But

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Speaker 8: we are seeking that voice of the show.

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Speaker 5: We've already had a.

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Speaker 8: Number of people who have called the show, will putting

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Speaker 8: their hand up saying I should be the voice of

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Speaker 8: will and Woody.

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Speaker 9: It's William Woody, the radio sign, the bald and the beautiful.

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Speaker 10: It's Willem Woody the best friend you'll ever have you.

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Speaker 2: Ever been good? Some of them have been great. I

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Speaker 2: mean we even had I mean Christopher Pine, former federal

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Speaker 2: malt politician for former Minister for Defense, Christopher Pine, was

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Speaker 2: on the show yesterday afternoon making his pitch.

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Speaker 7: This is Christopher Pine telling you to buckle up. It's

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Speaker 7: going to be a rough and wild ride with Will

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Speaker 7: and Woody for the drive home.

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Speaker 2: Look, and it was all pretty good. All's pretty good

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Speaker 2: until yesterday we stumbled across something quite special inadvertently. Inadvertently,

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Speaker 2: we got Nikesh, who's the Mauritian computer engineer here at

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Speaker 2: the station, to come in, Woods and read out some

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Speaker 2: of the passwords that you've had previously for your computer

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Speaker 2: log in here at the station.

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Speaker 11: Long down exclamation, seventh album the Doodle mean Poor thousand

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Speaker 11: dollar doubt US six six six.

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Speaker 2: As is so often the case in life, the best

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Speaker 2: things come along when you're not looking for them. We've

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Speaker 2: brought Nakesh back into the studio technve em a run

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Speaker 2: of a porson a Kesh, the Mauritian computer engineers in here. Nikesh,

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Speaker 2: welcome back, Thank you. Did you enjoy your time yesterday

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Speaker 2: on the air, it was very funny. Stuff.

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Speaker 11: That was funny. That was great to be here.

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Speaker 5: Yep, beautiful. All right, all right, Nikesh.

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Speaker 8: Well you know, while you're in here, Will and I

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Speaker 8: have written a whole bunch of lines for you there

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Speaker 8: in front of you.

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Speaker 5: Go for it.

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Speaker 11: You're listening to Will and Woody. Welcome to the candy shop.

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Speaker 11: Nice Will and Woody, the tightest two shoes in town.

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Speaker 5: We like that one you threw in your own suggestion there.

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Speaker 5: We didn't write that down, We didn't wood.

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Speaker 11: They put the journaqua in the journees qua.

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Speaker 5: Wow, I got the repetition there.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, but a friends then for everyone you got for

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Speaker 2: us with.

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Speaker 11: Woody the warm better on your baguette.

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Speaker 12: Wow, baghette again in the case, Lordy, okay, you've lost

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Speaker 12: the keep it together you while you're mad man?

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Speaker 11: Alright, Okay, Will and Woody. Oh they touched my trail, alarm,

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Speaker 11: my ding ding door.

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Speaker 1: Case.

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Speaker 2: Amazing. Thank you so much for coming in. But look,

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Speaker 2: I think we've here a sweet spot in a kesh again,

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Speaker 2: thanks so much for coming in. Man, Here's what I

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Speaker 2: want to do. Third one oh six five wards. Accents

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Speaker 2: are the key to making our show sponsor our show

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Speaker 2: voice pop. If you have an accent. Third and one

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Speaker 2: oh six five is the phone number we would like

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Speaker 2: you to try and be the voice of the show.

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Speaker 2: Give us a call right now. This is a dead

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Speaker 2: set job offer. Call up. All you have to do

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Speaker 2: is you're listening to Willem Woody chuck your tagline on

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Speaker 2: the end. We want to hear him up next and you.

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Speaker 5: Could genuinely be the voice of the show. This is

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Speaker 5: a serious offer.

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Speaker 2: Podcast Woods and I genuinely position where we need a

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Speaker 2: new voice for the show. We need someone to do

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Speaker 2: our voiceovers and all the imaging around the show, and

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Speaker 2: we're looking to you guys, and we've stumbled across the

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Speaker 2: fact that we want someone with an accent.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we just think it makes the show pop to

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Speaker 8: have an accent coming through the speakers. We just had

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Speaker 8: to catch the head of tech. He's a Mauritian gentleman

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Speaker 8: and he was thrown around a few suggestions.

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Speaker 5: Liked him.

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Speaker 8: We want to hear some more. So thirteen one oh

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Speaker 8: six y five. If you have an accent and you

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Speaker 8: want to be the voice of the show, give us

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Speaker 8: a call.

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Speaker 5: We've got Kieran here.

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Speaker 9: Get a Kieren Kieran, how are you doing, guys?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're really well, We really well you you're keen

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Speaker 2: to be the voice of the show, Kieren.

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Speaker 9: I would love to be the voice of your show.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well, have you got a tag line

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Speaker 2: or something lined up for us? Kieren?

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Speaker 9: Oh, just off the top of my head with you. Well,

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Speaker 9: this is Will and Woody with you on your drive home.

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Speaker 9: I hope you're all having a fantastic day and I'll

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Speaker 9: see you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Well, so when are you seeing them? I'm sorry, like, when,

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Speaker 2: why do you see them? Do you see them tomorrow?

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Speaker 5: We Karen's gonna be part of the show as well, Kieran.

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Speaker 5: I like it. I liked how genuine you were about like,

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Speaker 5: I look forward to seeing you. I thought that had

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Speaker 2: Yeahil very earnest, didn't it. Thanks for the call, Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much. We got rick hen Now Rick I

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Speaker 2: didn't get the whole. I hope you're having a wonderful day.

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Speaker 2: I'll see you all tomorrow. Like he's not on the show.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, well heez put he's putting his hand up to say,

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Speaker 8: I want to be part of the show, and I

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Speaker 8: don't mind it.

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Speaker 5: I don't mind the pitch from Kieren. We've got Rick here, Rick,

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Speaker 5: where are you from?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 9: Come before?

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Speaker 5: Oh wow?

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Speaker 2: Founding good?

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Speaker 5: That is deep. Well, you're like an American Blake Garvey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, that a chance?

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know who he is. All right, do

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Speaker 2: you want to give it?

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Speaker 9: Rick?

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Speaker 2: Just far away. Let's give it a go.

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Speaker 9: And welcome along to the Will and Woody show. You

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Speaker 9: are on kiss him and the boys make your drive

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Speaker 9: home a lot more kissable?

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Speaker 3: Oh what you done?

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Speaker 2: Kissable?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Rick?

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Speaker 2: Right, Rick, thanks to the call. Stay on the phone.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 2: We've got Monica Monica. Welcome to the show. Hi, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: where where are you from? Monica? Where's your accent from?

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Speaker 5: Kay?

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Speaker 7: Beautiful?

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Speaker 2: I love this sense of culture. All right, Monica, take

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Speaker 2: it away?

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Speaker 10: He will and Wody thanking you for the next year.

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Speaker 7: On the bag home, we went some five.

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Speaker 2: Oh no no, no, no, no no, she said, you said

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Speaker 2: Nice, really good. I don't mind that taking it to

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, driving reference, Yeah, I like that. We got

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Speaker 3: Or Carlton, Yes, I here Charlton Chlton.

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Speaker 5: Where are you from, Charlton, I'm from the Caribbean.

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Speaker 8: Oh nice, I like that. Okay, you want to give

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Speaker 8: it a guy man?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Well and Woodyman, Well, I sorry one more Tom Cholton going.

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Speaker 5: For it again?

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Speaker 7: Well and Woody I remind.

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Speaker 5: Argue Man are you saying arguement?

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Speaker 7: Iman?

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Speaker 5: Iman?

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Speaker 2: I didn't mind. Charlton, pretty good stuff. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what that means anything.

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Speaker 5: We are, Hey, Charlton, let's quickly decide for me. Hey, Sanka,

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Speaker 5: you're dead man.

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Speaker 3: Money?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, beautiful. It was a cool Runnings reference.

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Speaker 2: We couldn't understand. Now, look just so if you miss it,

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Speaker 2: just more. We did have Nikesh in here, who is

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Speaker 2: our Mauritian computer engineer. He's also in the running to

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Speaker 2: be the voice as well. He's got obviously a very

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Speaker 2: French accent. This is what he put forward before.

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Speaker 11: Oh they touched my trial alarm, my ding ding do?

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Speaker 2: I mean he's also sounding pretty good, so I think

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Speaker 2: he's got to leave it opening. If that's some wonderful

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Speaker 2: ones that we can't choose obviously off the bat, who

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Speaker 2: that's going to be?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, no, of course not no, No, When to make a

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Speaker 8: decision now, we'll want we go away. There have been

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Speaker 8: some great voices here. Keep getting in touch on on Instagram,

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Speaker 8: Will and Wood. You don't have to have an accent.

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Speaker 8: If you have an accent, that's great. But we will

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Speaker 8: find the voice of this show.

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Speaker 2: Will Yeah, we absolutely will. Please stay with us. Right

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Speaker 2: up next interesting stuff. We're going to be touching on

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Speaker 2: the conundrum can you be nerd in your front yard?

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Speaker 8: Now, let's get to the age old question, William, can

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Speaker 8: you be naked in your front yard?

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Speaker 2: I actually it's a great question. It's a really, really

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Speaker 2: good question. I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 8: It's been tearing apart societies for thousands of years thirteen

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Speaker 8: It has been the Roman Empire was brought down by

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Speaker 8: I was completely startled by a completely nude gentleman, middle

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Speaker 8: met ice, Yep, we met. I was by staring at

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Speaker 5: Oh, he was completely naked, fetching his stroll slowly like

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.

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Speaker 5: He looked back at me and he said, yeah, mate,

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Speaker 5: I'm on my property. I can do whatever I want.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's his goddamn, give god given right, woods. No,

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Speaker 2: it isn't. It is.

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Speaker 5: You cannot be naked in your front Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Why not?

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Speaker 2: You can be naked in your backyard.

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Speaker 8: That's fine because you're not like showing off to the public.

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Speaker 8: I shouldn't have to go through that experience.

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Speaker 2: What about naked down your side?

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Speaker 5: Then I'm okay with naked down the side.

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Speaker 2: See, he was splitting hairs. I need to throw this

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Speaker 2: very sure about it, but if you had a great

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Speaker 8: If the if the streets cannot see it into the

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Speaker 2: Side of this, And I love to hear with his

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Speaker 2: Thirty one six five? Can you be neud in your

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Speaker 5: Next to podcasting, now, can you be naked? Can you

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Speaker 5: your thoughts on at thirteen one. I was sixty five.

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Speaker 8: I was startled by a nude man in my streets

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he I balled me. He I baled me.

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Speaker 2: What else would you rather him do?

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Speaker 5: Run back inside and get yourself a goddamn row.

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Speaker 2: So I think that's the issue that you've got with

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Speaker 2: to the brevity of how long you're out there, Like

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Speaker 2: then yeah, we've got yourself as an issue. But if

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Speaker 2: slap and dash, grab yourself the paper or not, who cares.

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Speaker 2: I think it's important that you know.

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Speaker 5: Occasionally, William, if he was slapping and dashing, he'd be fine.

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Speaker 5: He was walking slowly. He stopped to smell his own

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Speaker 2: We ended. Let's go to all sorts of things. When

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Speaker 5: Of course you can, yeah, thank you very much. Now, Marianne,

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Speaker 5: if your property ask.

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Speaker 6: Your question was a very attractive young lady going to

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Speaker 2: Have an issue? You have an issue?

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Speaker 8: It would be appalled Marry marian I would say to her.

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Speaker 8: I would say to her, your father's no, I'm going

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Speaker 8: to call your father. Would he be happy with this situation?

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Speaker 6: As sure you would have. Then you'd ask the father

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Speaker 6: could you invite?

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Speaker 5: That was my second question. Very good, mary Anne, very.

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Speaker 2: Good, very very good point. Marianne before we go, how

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Speaker 2: often are you in your front yard Nerd talk to us?

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Speaker 9: Oh, you know, because I've got a massive.

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Speaker 2: Sense often goddamn line massive. Now another question from Marianne before,

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Speaker 2: because she is such a proponent. Marianne, I've got a

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Speaker 2: I don't mind going out there for a bit of

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Speaker 2: a stand up and whizz Nerd, what do you think,

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Speaker 2: go for it?

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Speaker 5: I'm marry.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate that it's Marianne for Christ, not Marianne Haen

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Speaker 2: front yard match. It's hardly proper.

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Speaker 5: In the front yard. Hayden.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, In all honesty, I don't believe you should like

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Speaker 7: if you're doing it intentionally, you're doing it without a plan.

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Speaker 7: You're doing it because you're feeling good about your own body.

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Speaker 10: In all honest to everyone hour it's still.

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Speaker 7: Public in decency.

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Speaker 2: What about what about we're just talking about before you

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Speaker 2: newspapers at the front end of the house, and the

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Speaker 7: As it's planned, like you have to take a loosi

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Speaker 7: to see if there's anyone around.

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's important to Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Once again, I will once again say yeah. If you've

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Speaker 8: running the gaudlet, I'm fine with it. The issue is, well,

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Speaker 8: when they're just walking out there, okay, they're taking their time.

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Speaker 5: I mean, where's the line? Can they walk to the

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Speaker 2: Nude will don't be where? Get off? Get out of

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Speaker 8: And I'm excited to say actually that we have received

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Speaker 5: His name is Jack. Jack. Can you give some sort

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Speaker 4: I can, Okay, it's a low bark, a really low bar.

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Speaker 9: Old Nate walking towards his front fence and look at

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Speaker 9: you in the eyes saying I can do what I want. Y,

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Speaker 2: You're gone really for the eyeballing or for the duration

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Speaker 2: of the stay in the yard.

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Speaker 9: There if you if your front yard can be seen

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Speaker 9: And what's worse. It used to be called obscene exposure.

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Speaker 9: It's still which is still bad. Obscene sounds serious. It

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Speaker 9: It's now had a bit of a name change to

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Speaker 9: sexual exposure. Doesn't matter if you're feeling sexy or not.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, sure, on any level of sexiness and you're

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Speaker 8: So would you represent me then, Jack, I'm willing to

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Speaker 8: bring this guy down who's nude getting his newspaper.

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Speaker 4: Ah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, of course. It is a great pleasure.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like it.

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Speaker 5: Thanks to the convent. That would be a great pleasure.

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Speaker 2: I think he's got better things to do, I'll tell

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Speaker 8: Radio listen the Case live on their next week podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Now, this is Will and Woodwards.

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Speaker 2: You and I are trying to swap our way to

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Speaker 2: our house, Will and.

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Speaker 3: Would he swap to her house's underway?

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Speaker 4: Our first swap item was donated by Lana, a six

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Speaker 4: foot four novelty ship Razor.

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Speaker 1: Awesome.

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Speaker 4: Will had his doubts over the Razer enter comedian superstar

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Speaker 4: Will and us.

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Speaker 2: In Okay, I have about this two tickets to the

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Speaker 2: to take the race.

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Speaker 4: We swapped the six foot razor and tickets for a

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Speaker 7: Boys, I have a beautiful employer, our money men watch

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Speaker 7: that I'm happy to swap you guys.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to go to the watch. We're going to way, Benny,

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Speaker 5: We're going to watch the watch.

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Speaker 10: Was swaps in this I have the most attractors.

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Speaker 7: Barby Doll's house, you can imagine.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to the Barbie House, Becky, what gagulations?

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Speaker 3: Yesterday we swapped the Barbie Dreamhouse for us Judy Jokes Shock,

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Speaker 3: which we were told is very rare and collectible.

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Speaker 10: Two bars and mold.

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Speaker 5: That is more than I be mistake.

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Speaker 3: We need your help. What will today's swap be?

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Speaker 2: That's the question. It's in your hands, Australia, what today's

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Speaker 2: swap will be. If you've got something that you would

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Speaker 2: like to swap for the Judy jug shopkin.

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Speaker 5: Please a very rare, will limited edition collectible.

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Speaker 2: Very well said. Look, I do realize that for a

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Speaker 2: lot of you we might be trading something where you

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Speaker 2: have no idea what it is. And look if cards

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Speaker 2: on the table, we don't really know what it is

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Speaker 2: either we made a deal with an eight year old

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Speaker 2: Apprentice in twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 5: So I heard the trump's already harder.

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Speaker 2: It's very, very good. So what we've done is we've

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Speaker 2: to you guys, exactly what the value of this thing is.

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Speaker 2: So you're not getting done because it turns out we

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Speaker 2: didn't get toasted all that much by eight your old.

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Speaker 2: So we've got Dan on the phone right now, who's

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Speaker 2: the store manager of Toy Made at Fountain Gate. And Dan,

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Speaker 2: tell everybody how valuable this thing actually is.

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Speaker 7: So I've been told you have a duty jug, which

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Speaker 7: is one of the shopguns collectibles shop uns. Local Victorian

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Speaker 7: company Moose produce shopkins, okay, and they sell them. They've

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Speaker 2: And what are shopkins?

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Speaker 7: They're basically little pencil toppers which are formed in the

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Speaker 7: shapes of food or silk cuttons. Yeah, Dan, little rubber collectibles.

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Speaker 2: Great, this is just for me to just prove a

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Speaker 2: point very quickly to my co host. We traded a

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Speaker 2: three story brand new Barbie doll House for a pencil topper.

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Speaker 5: A lie, it's an addition pencil topper.

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Speaker 2: I believe Dan, it definitely is a limited edition. Would

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Speaker 2: you have made the trade, Dan, let's get down to

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Speaker 2: brass tags. You work at a toy store.

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Speaker 7: No, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Wow, that was you didn't even think about that? Respond,

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Speaker 5: So you're saying that the Barbie House to a Judy

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Speaker 5: the past.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think that, whether we're even talking about the

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Speaker 2: Yeah that was.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she won.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, thanks, No, I appreciate thanks for clarifying.

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Speaker 7: That they get listed like one fifty to eighty. I

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Speaker 7: think the most I've seen is like a thirty monsel topper. Yes,

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Speaker 7: one little pencil topper.

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Speaker 2: See, we're in good areas, Dan, Thanks for joining us, man,

447
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,639
Speaker 2: I really appreciate it. Have a wonderful day the.

448
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,520
Speaker 7: Problem guys, Good luck.

449
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,200
Speaker 2: Thanks mate.

450
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:38,480
Speaker 8: One fifty to two way. This is worth one hundred

451
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,040
Speaker 8: and fifty dollars to two hundred and eighty dollars. And

452
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,080
Speaker 8: that cash could be yours. All you have to do

453
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,960
Speaker 8: call us right now, thirteen one oh sixty five.

454
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,120
Speaker 2: Offer us a trade, make us an offer, guys. It's

455
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,760
Speaker 2: all on you right now. This, yeah, after johndred eighty

456
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,600
Speaker 2: bucks is more than I thought.

457
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 8: These Judy jug shopkins, they don't get made anymore.

458
00:20:58,640 --> 00:20:59,800
Speaker 5: They do not get made.

459
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,600
Speaker 2: Any only made fifteen thousand of these.

460
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,440
Speaker 5: Only fifteen only.

461
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:10,840
Speaker 2: Let's tell you that.

462
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:13,360
Speaker 1: Podcasting.

463
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 4: Now, last year we traded our way from a logi

464
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 4: to a Limmo.

465
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:27,320
Speaker 3: Skin cream for a forty yard, and from a painting.

466
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 2: To a chopper.

467
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,480
Speaker 3: And now Will and Woody swamped.

468
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 2: A house. That's the dream, guys, that's the dream. I mean,

469
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 2: it's been a journey so farwards. We've had our money watchers,

470
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 2: We've had.

471
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 5: Six foot four sheek raizors, Will.

472
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 2: And most recently we traded a Barbie doll house, a

473
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 2: three story Barbie doll house, mid condition, for a pencil topper,

474
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 2: which will go down.

475
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,360
Speaker 5: Stop calling it a pencil time.

476
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,440
Speaker 2: It will go down as the worst trade we've ever made.

477
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,760
Speaker 2: But we're learning more about the pencil top. It's called

478
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,880
Speaker 2: something called a shop can.

479
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 5: Yes, it's a it's a very rare jug.

480
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,119
Speaker 2: Shop can limited edition Judy Jug Shop can. It's worth

481
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 2: street value of this thing? It is two hundred and

482
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 2: eighty dollars. That's where we're around. It's a collector's item.

483
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 5: People will pay huge money for this thing, and.

484
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 2: Legally we can't actually say that that's the case unless

485
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,760
Speaker 2: it actually is. So well, we can't tell people that

486
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,360
Speaker 2: the value of something's not that said.

487
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 8: Much bigger lies on this vi Felicity. What would you

488
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,400
Speaker 8: like to offer us for the Judy jug shopkin?

489
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, well, my daughter collects them, so she is quite

490
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 10: willing for me to give up my brand new custom

491
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 10: made leather.

492
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 2: Jacket Whoa Whoa that I had made in Bali recently

493
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 2: and I've never worn.

494
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 5: Wow. Wow, why have you never? Warned? Flick? Can I

495
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 5: call you? When I put it on?

496
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 6: Someone remarked that it was kind of like a tan

497
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 6: version of Michael Jackson read Driller Jacket.

498
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you're not selling it. I mean, it's not

499
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 2: for me to tell you what to offer us up

500
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 2: for the trade, but I'm going to be candid with

501
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: you and say the jacket might not quite do it.

502
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 2: Have you got anything else that might sweep to.

503
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 3: The matching boot making the boots.

504
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:17,240
Speaker 5: That's interesting.

505
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 2: Okay, okay for this all right, stay on the line.

506
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you standing the lunch first item.

507
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 2: There we've got Shirley on thirty one and six five today. Shirl,

508
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 2: how are you?

509
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 5: Yeah?

510
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 6: Good?

511
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 10: Thanks?

512
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,800
Speaker 2: Now the producers have told me you're a grandma swapping

513
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,679
Speaker 2: for your granddaughter. So also another kid who's in the

514
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 2: collector's game for the shopkin.

515
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 10: Absolutely, okay.

516
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 5: What have you got for a Shirley?

517
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 10: I've got a mobility scooter.

518
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 5: As in one of those scooters that you like, you

519
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 5: ride around in the in the street. You sit down.

520
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 5: It's like a like a modown, like a sit down mole.

521
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:53,640
Speaker 2: But you're not. I think mobility scooter is right.

522
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 5: How quick can it go? Shirley?

523
00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 10: Oh look, you know as fast as you want to go? Really,

524
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 10: it's read in color and it's read faster the fastest.

525
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 2: Surely what what? Why are you giving it away?

526
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,040
Speaker 10: My mother has no more use for it.

527
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 2: Okay, so your mum you got no more use for it? Okay,

528
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 2: all right, Churley, can you hold the phone place? So?

529
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 5: Is it petrol electric?

530
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 2: Can you just cool your jets? Mate? I want the

531
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 2: mobility I know you do, but you're showing me your

532
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 2: cards too early. We've got to have a bit of

533
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 2: more of a poker face, you know. Miranda on thirty

534
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 2: one and six, I'm just going to remind you of

535
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,000
Speaker 2: the fact that you traded with an eight year old

536
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,479
Speaker 2: for something that we didn't know what it was yesterday.

537
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 5: I don't know what it is, but I trust Miranda.

538
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: What stop it, Miranda? What have you got to trade

539
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 2: for the shopkin?

540
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 9: I have my quad bike?

541
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 5: Whoa, it just got a little bit better your quad bike.

542
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 2: We didn't trade for the schooner initially.

543
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, good idea.

544
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 2: Will Now how long have you had the quad bike

545
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 2: for Miranda? Is it? Is it new? Is it old?

546
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: It's old.

547
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 7: I've used it twice and I probably bought it about

548
00:24:57,359 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 7: seven years ago.

549
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 2: Got over it, very very gp rand it. These are

550
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 2: all wonderful. We're going to go to a song. I

551
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 2: need to calm down, my co host.

552
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 5: We're in a great spot, champagne.

553
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:12,679
Speaker 13: Spot, a pencil top and for a quad bike. You

554
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 13: know you're having a good day. Look, we'll make the

555
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 13: trade up next on Kiss Willem Wood. If you got

556
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 13: another item by the way, thirty five happy.

557
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: To take no shut up happy to take more office podcasting.

558
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 2: Right now we swabbing to our house woods just to

559
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 2: get everybody up to speed. Yesterday we traded for a

560
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 2: limited edition Judy jug shop can now. If you want

561
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,719
Speaker 2: to find out what that is, go to our Instagram Facebook,

562
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 2: Will and Woody. It was given to us by an

563
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 2: eight year old. We traded it for a Barbie house.

564
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 2: It was a shocking trade. We thought, yeah.

565
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 8: We thought, and we thought we were swindled by Zara

566
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,199
Speaker 8: the eight year old. Turns out she gave us a

567
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 8: little pot of gold because my lord, have we had

568
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 8: some amazing offers. Well thirty one sixty five. By the way,

569
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,199
Speaker 8: it's not too late to give us an offer. But

570
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 8: right now we have a custom made leather bag from Bali.

571
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 8: We've got Shirley that's from Flick. Shirley called up and

572
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 8: has offered her mobility scooter, which is totally wild. And

573
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 8: then Miranda has called up and offered us her quad

574
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 8: bike that she is only.

575
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 2: Used twice, also totally wild.

576
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 5: It's all, it's all totally wild. Well, I'm just going

577
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 5: to go right ahead and just go.

578
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 8: I don't think we want the custom made leather jacket

579
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 8: from Bali. I think it's between the mobility scooter and

580
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 8: the and the and the quad bike.

581
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 5: Would you agree she's brought it after a gunfight Woods,

582
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 5: I tend to agree. So thanks for the.

583
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 2: Call, but you very much for the call. Love it

584
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 2: to hear from you.

585
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 5: I think where she's in between, Shirley.

586
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: We gave her the option to up the ante and

587
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 2: she only threw in her boots.

588
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, the boots on her very feet, which was a

589
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 5: nice offer, but should have.

590
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 2: Thrown in your car, for Liss should have thrown in

591
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 2: your car. So Shirley with the scooter, she's a grand

592
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 2: marsh I don't know. Let's can we talk to Shirley. Shirley,

593
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 2: you've got the mobility scooter. It's a racing car red

594
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 2: as I understand it. Just to clarifying for you know,

595
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 2: I've had a couple of questions from the boss et cetera.

596
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 2: This isn't actually your mobility scooter, and you will be

597
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 2: in a handicapped position because we're taking off your hands.

598
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 10: Yes, absolutely, I'd love you to take it off my hand.

599
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, all right, okay, excellent, Shelly, can you sorry?

600
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 8: Is it electrical petrol? It's it's a battery one. Yeah,

601
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 8: there are some petrol power puppies. Oh no, no, no,

602
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 8: my friend Gavin has one.

603
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 5: Shirley, can you give a whippers nipper? Can you have

604
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 5: them inside you?

605
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 6: Kind of?

606
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 5: Honestly, I'm sorry they don't exist, Shirley. How quick do

607
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 5: you think it goes?

608
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 10: Oh? Maybe about fifteen casail?

609
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.

610
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: Okay, that's okay, one or two speeds, Shirley, Like, have

611
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 2: you got multiple speeds on the scooter?

612
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 10: It's only a flick of the switch at your little

613
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 10: finger does all the work for it?

614
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 9: Is it?

615
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 2: The hair and the tortoise?

616
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, classic stuff.

617
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 2: Oh, Shelly, you're really set a flag?

618
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 5: Okay, just wait me on the edge.

619
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 2: Shelly's got me on the edge. It's got the hair

620
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 2: and the tortoise. It's everything we have dreamed of.

621
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 5: It's got a flag where it's got a yellow flag.

622
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 8: I'm very close to flicking the switch, but we all

623
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 8: know I've shot from the hip too many times in

624
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 8: this competition.

625
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 5: There's also the quad bike that's only been used twice.

626
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,160
Speaker 5: My consuming the quad bike is this whttiest store a quad.

627
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 2: Bike Wetties Scorer Mobility Store Mobility is.

628
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 5: Goood living room.

629
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting that you would put into the room.

630
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 5: I would, it'd be a feature.

631
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 2: I don't think we can take the quad bike. And

632
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 2: I'm saying that largely because they're dangerous and also I

633
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 2: body love the mobility is going to let that, Shelley ChEls,

634
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: We've got We're taking your scooter, Shlly, We're taking.

635
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 6: It, my little friend.

636
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 10: It will be a stone.

637
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 5: Oh my god, so chill awesome.

638
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 2: You can have our pencil topper slash Judy job shopkin,

639
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 2: which will hopefully appease all of actible needs where it

640
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 2: meant absolutely nothing to us. So I'm really glad to

641
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 2: have that off our hands. I'm so glad we could

642
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,239
Speaker 2: do a good deal. Both parties are very happy. We'll

643
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: get you over to the producers. Thanks for doing business.

644
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: Thank you guys, Staff Woods. We are in a fantastic position.

645
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 2: I mean, who wants a house when you've got a

646
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: mobility scooter?

647
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 5: I tell you the old people will come in droves tomorrow,

648
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 5: won't they? Won't they for the scooter?

649
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 3: Maybe?

650
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: I mean they wait and Sea Woods wait and see no, give.

651
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 5: Us some confidence? Will Yeah? Did you get excited?

652
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: Podcasting now wards? We absolutely love the situation when someone's

653
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 2: applying for a job on this show and then basically

654
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 2: one of their mates stobs them in because we know

655
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 2: they're in a very vulnerable position. They're doing anything to

656
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 2: try and get the job, and we like to prank

657
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 2: them as their prospective employee and just see how high

658
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 2: that dog will jump.

659
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 5: Well, said, well, we've got Danny here on the phone.

660
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 8: Danny, you're the friend of someone who's currently in the

661
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 8: process of going for a job.

662
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can call me that.

663
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 5: Oh, are you an Are you an enemy of this person?

664
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 6: After this?

665
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 5: Okay?

666
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, well a bit of a bit of a Judas move.

667
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest, but entertaining for everyone, entertaining for everyone,

668
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: drug us through it. Who's your mate? What's her name?

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Speaker 5: Her name?

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Speaker 6: She's a very very confident girl, which is good. But

671
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 6: you could be confident even when she probably shouldn't be.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you can exploit that for sure.

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Speaker 2: Where's she applying for the job?

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Speaker 1: Dan?

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Speaker 3: I believe?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, And do you know what the role is

677
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Speaker 2: that she's applying for.

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Speaker 1: There?

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Speaker 6: I think it's an event manager kind of job, which

680
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 6: actually suits her perfectly.

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Speaker 5: Why is that?

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Speaker 2: Why does it?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 2: She just loves to party, loves the party. She really

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00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 2: it sounds just like will okay, perfect and wody for

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Speaker 2: that matter. Great, Danny, Okay, you having just down the line, Dan, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: for sure. Great, we're going to call her now. Sorry,

688
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 2: do you know the name of the employer? I don't

689
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: have to call her or someone do something, Dan, stay

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00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: on the line. Just give us a sec Okay, what

691
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 2: should I call it? What are you thinking?

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00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 5: What name Stuart Steele? I don't think that's Stoolsey for sure.

693
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Speaker 5: What about Stewart o'tool Stuart o'tool. I don't think Stewart

694
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 5: o'tool party company, but the game calls me toolsy. What

695
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 5: about Stuart Sparkle, that's probably Sparks. Stuart Sparks.

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Speaker 2: Stuart Sparks.

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00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 5: I like Stuart Sparks.

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00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:35,719
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, Toolsy. I didn't think was going to fly.

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00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: We'll make the calls now.

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Speaker 5: This is a giggle and a real treat.

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Speaker 8: Basically, we know a woman called is going for a job,

702
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Speaker 8: and she is waiting for her second phone call about

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Speaker 8: this job.

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Speaker 5: Danny. Her friend got in touch with us, she told

705
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 5: us the situation, and we think we can make this

706
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 5: do a whole bunch of embarrassing things on the phone,

707
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 5: because anyone does anything to get a job.

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Speaker 2: When you're in that final place and they say bark

709
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: like a dog, you're going to do it because you

710
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Speaker 2: just want to show them that you'll reader for the role.

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00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 2: So we're about to call I'm going to call her

712
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 2: as her prospective new employer, Stuart Sparks, who's a bit

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00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 2: of a sick yes you know, well he is. He is,

714
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 2: but he's a smooth move because he's running a functions

715
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Speaker 2: and party operation comping Hold on to your tights, Beckers

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00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: here where you go?

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00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 10: Hello thinking?

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Speaker 2: Get there? Hi, Stuart Sparks, I'm calling from How are you? Oh,

719
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Speaker 2: I'm I'm just killing because your interview process is progressed

720
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 2: a bit. It's in my hands. We're not quite there yet.

721
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Speaker 2: I've just got a few other things I was going

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00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: to ask you. I'm kind of like the emergency call

723
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: guy at the end of the end of the line.

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Speaker 2: I just need to know a couple of things. I mean,

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Speaker 2: a lot of the people that we the employ are

726
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 2: you know, they're good at thinking on their feet. You know,

727
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 2: there's smooth movers. Essentially, the motto here is we keep

728
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 2: the party going. So I really want you to think

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Speaker 2: about that. And I was just wondering if I could

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Speaker 2: just run a couple of things by you as to say,

731
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 2: you know, just how you would keep the party going

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Speaker 2: if you were at an event. First and foremost, let's

733
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: kick it off, like, what's the coolest thing in a

734
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: party that you've actually done? Well?

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Speaker 10: I went to a dress up party and everyone was

736
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Speaker 10: kind of It was a Halloween party, and I decided

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Speaker 10: to dress as an old grandmar So and I took

738
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Speaker 10: it to the extremes. Had the gray hair, the old

739
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 10: granny costume from Savers and all the shops had a

740
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Speaker 10: walking stick.

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Speaker 2: Nice. Did you sound like a granny as well? Can

742
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 2: you give me a little bit of that?

743
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I just had some tea and bush scratch

744
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 10: the other day and it was glorious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, great, that's amazing. What would you how would you?

746
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Speaker 3: You know?

747
00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: We do?

748
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 2: We do parties from the top end all the way down.

749
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Speaker 2: I mean, like, so, for example, this happened before we're

750
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 2: to do a party for a top end politician. So

751
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 2: how would you theme a party? I mean, you're in

752
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 2: charge of Scott Morrison's party. What do you go with?

753
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 10: I'll probably keep because it's going to be corporate. Keeps

754
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 10: it a bit classy. So maybe do like a a

755
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 10: nineteen twenty sort of scene like that sort of or no,

756
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 10: actually like casino.

757
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 2: Sort of a bit of a casino vine for Scomo. Yeah, okay,

758
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: now if I can just throw you on a hypothetical, right,

759
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 2: you're a croupier at one of the tables. It's a

760
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 2: blackjack theme. Scomo walks over. What do you say to him?

761
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 3: Like?

762
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: What's your you know, how do you how do you

763
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 2: warm him up at the table?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

765
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 2: Sorry, So I know these are all left field questions.

766
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Speaker 10: It's just sort of they really are.

767
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Speaker 2: It's just sort of getting your thinking about, like, you know,

768
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 2: if you were in that scenario, as I said.

769
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Speaker 10: Could oh high rollers arrived cop pit chips on the table?

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Speaker 3: I like it.

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Speaker 2: I like it. It's really good. You pump up his tires,

772
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 2: the high roll up, that's what you're talking about. Okay,

773
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 2: great final question here, And this is a little this

774
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: is seriously left field, but I've seen it happen a lot.

775
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 2: Music dies at a party. So the speakers died. The

776
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: DJ dexty you're running the event, you have to get

777
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 2: up onto the microphone and entertain the people quickly. What

778
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: do you go with?

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00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 10: I'd go stand up comedy great, really good. I'm just

780
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 10: gonna throw some jokes out perfect.

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00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 2: Have you got one for us there at all? They

782
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: would get the people joke?

783
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 10: Yeah, why does Elton John hate salad?

784
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 2: Not sure why?

785
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 10: Because who's a rocket man?

786
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 9: Do you not get that?

787
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 3: No?

788
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 6: I got it.

789
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 2: You're you're on radio right now.

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00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 6: No, I'm not.

791
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: Your friend Danny. You're on Will and Woody. Your friend

792
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 2: Danny called us and told us that you're looking for

793
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 2: a job and you were down to the floor, princess,

794
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 2: and we've got we've got Danny on the phone right now.

795
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 2: She heard the whole thing.

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00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:14,160
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