WEBVTT - MINI: Three Topic Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, my name is Yan, I'm also a plumber.

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<v Speaker 3>I was working on the roof of a brothel on

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<v Speaker 3>a hot day, topless in little shorts. Stop it, you're

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<v Speaker 3>exciting us too much, and I lost a ladder. I

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<v Speaker 3>stayed upon that roof for a couple of hours because

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<v Speaker 3>the clients, the men going into a brothel, wouldn't pass

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<v Speaker 3>my ladder up to me as they were too embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, excuse me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I'm talking to you, sir, far.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what just the second plumber store we've

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<v Speaker 3>had today, maybe tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>It happened to a plumber. But we want to hear

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<v Speaker 1>about these stories. You must have them.

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<v Speaker 3>They're amazing, all right, So right now then, the only

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<v Speaker 3>way you can get hold of the show is forget

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<v Speaker 3>about calling us.

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<v Speaker 1>That's for the proper radio stations.

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<v Speaker 3>We prefer an old school You text us, give us

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<v Speaker 3>a headline of his story, and we will call you back.

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<v Speaker 3>The phone lines are playing around at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Just now. Patsy Kaye was reduced to calling this as

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<v Speaker 1>on our own little mobile.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, yeah, no, no, no, thanks for picking up Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a powerful look.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the station is winding down because they know

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<v Speaker 3>we're off next week.

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<v Speaker 1>On tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>They're just doing it bit by bit fax us your

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<v Speaker 3>story for me tomorrow on the show. All right, so

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<v Speaker 3>today you text in four seven five three one o

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<v Speaker 3>four three. We're looking for your stories about why you

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<v Speaker 3>were hiding. I had to hide? Why were you outside

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<v Speaker 3>in your underwear? And what?

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<v Speaker 1>Blew away? Karen? Good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, Karen. I hope you're well this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So I am good. Thank you. So my son blew away?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Have you got back in the Stratify

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<v Speaker 1>just over Ecuador? Christian. It's hoping to land sometime Friday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was looking at it was funny. It was funny

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<v Speaker 2>at the time, not all funny. But we were at

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<v Speaker 2>HMAS so Breust up in the peninsula at the army base. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they had they had an open day and we were

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<v Speaker 2>all standing around for one of the activities they had,

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<v Speaker 2>which was an army helicopter landing. So, as an adult,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't take into him cat because I've never done

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<v Speaker 2>it or been around it. Before the actual force of

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<v Speaker 2>the wind that the blades give out is amazing, and

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<v Speaker 2>it was hard enough to stand staunch as an adult

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<v Speaker 2>without sort of getting like taking a stand back. You

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<v Speaker 2>had to dig your heels in. So my son would

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<v Speaker 2>have been about five at the time, ten years ago, and.

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<v Speaker 1>At five is peak blown away.

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<v Speaker 2>Age is oh gone, Yes, luckily.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope into the old blender of the blades.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I was going opposite way, Thank goodness. I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't getting getting blown If we can.

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<v Speaker 3>Go around antikock, different story.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, it was just yeah, sort of like concentrating

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<v Speaker 2>yourself as an adult, stand staunch, and we weren't stand

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<v Speaker 2>just stand your ground, not getting blown away, and we

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<v Speaker 2>sort of looked over his shoulder and this poor little

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<v Speaker 2>five year old and his wellies or like it was

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<v Speaker 2>just like taking steps back, like not shock on his face.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he eventually got to a point where he

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<v Speaker 2>just tumbled. It was just yeah, like you know, he's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone was like, hey, it was just listening to your show.

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<v Speaker 2>You're saying myself and my oldest son, and mean you

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<v Speaker 2>said about getting blown away, and we just yeah, you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Ever you don't ever move on from that story about

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<v Speaker 3>when you got blown away.

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<v Speaker 1>In my mind, he's getting blown out the wellies. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, we're taking someone off at.

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<v Speaker 2>The well My gosh. It was funny, but yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's all the power of the you know, there's

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<v Speaker 2>big army.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got no choice but to go stormch second one,

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<v Speaker 1>have it to a plumber. Storge, Yeah, Storge.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it, Karen, really funny, cool. Thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 3>have a good day. You keep by way, Lisa, Lisa, Hello,

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Lisa, what got blown away?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>So I worked at the Colt Express service station in

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<v Speaker 4>Port Piarray, South Australia, and my team member and I

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<v Speaker 4>were out the front changing one of those big posters

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<v Speaker 4>two for six dollars posters and their call float and

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<v Speaker 4>she was holding it and she lost a lot of weight,

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<v Speaker 4>and a big wind just came through what we call

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<v Speaker 4>the wind tunnel for forecourt and lifted her off the ground,

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<v Speaker 4>not far, but it lifted her off the ground and

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<v Speaker 4>she stumbled back down and basically had to stumble backwards

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<v Speaker 4>to the end to get her seat. So I laughed,

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<v Speaker 4>and I laughed and I laughed, and she said, can

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<v Speaker 4>you help me?

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<v Speaker 2>No? And I laughed and I laughed like a yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>It's incredible so far that her sun's been blown away.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, No, she didn't go far off. The grab

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<v Speaker 4>she did did lift her and when she hit the ground,

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<v Speaker 4>she hit running backwoods just because you know.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to get you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Lisa honestly called the show. Any time you sound

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<v Speaker 3>like magd up from Kathin Kim.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell a story, it's already ticlar me today I laugh.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, guys. I love your show.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh bless you, we love you calling the show Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>She really made us laugh today.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Lisa, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to drop a perm and I laughed and

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<v Speaker 3>I laughed and I laughed and I laughed. I want

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<v Speaker 3>that's my ring tone, Karina, good.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning, Good morning, team. How are we all? Team? Good Karina?

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<v Speaker 1>And which one are you calling in about blowing away?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm blowing away. So in Wellington, my grandmother, very petite,

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<v Speaker 5>small woman. I don't know if you know that Wellington

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<v Speaker 5>has the nickname of Windy Wellington.

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<v Speaker 6>Ww Yes. So this particular day, she gets off the

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<v Speaker 6>train station she works in the heart of the city,

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<v Speaker 6>and as she came out of the train station, a

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<v Speaker 6>gust of wind came lifted her off her feet and outstretched,

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<v Speaker 6>grabbing hold of a lamp post, and people.

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<v Speaker 1>Are walking by, and she likes growing poppies.

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<v Speaker 5>Come back very and you know what, very much, very

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<v Speaker 5>much funny little latitude like Mary Poppins.

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<v Speaker 6>She'd make a very good Mary Poppins banana blit her heart.

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<v Speaker 1>She needed to be more stormed. Lack of stornishness in

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<v Speaker 1>this story.

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<v Speaker 5>But no, that was such a funny story with her

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<v Speaker 5>blowing down down the main street and trying to get

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<v Speaker 5>a free.

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<v Speaker 1>We started this phone and there's things that blew away, trampolines, roofs.

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<v Speaker 1>But now it's family.

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<v Speaker 3>Her son, oh, work mate and nana. Where else can

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<v Speaker 3>we go? Knowin four one four one O four three Kenny,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning, Hi. Just his story involve a human being

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<v Speaker 3>being blown away somewhere almost oh brilliant, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is okay?

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<v Speaker 7>It's another Wellington story. Yep. Back in nineteen ninety seven,

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<v Speaker 7>my sister and I our first plane trip. We flew

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<v Speaker 7>into Wellington, which is pretty nerve wrecking anyway, and it

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<v Speaker 7>was about it. I reckon a thirty seater play so

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<v Speaker 7>not big. They they had to tie a rope between

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<v Speaker 7>the aeroplane and the terminal, so the passengers hold on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, you're not going up K two and everest.

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<v Speaker 4>No, for real.

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<v Speaker 7>You had to hold on to the rope so you

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<v Speaker 7>didn't blow over and end up on the tarmac in

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<v Speaker 7>front of another plane.

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<v Speaker 1>This is still I don't know if they still do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a few years.

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<v Speaker 1>Think maybe not. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think for the Women's World Cup we'll be

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<v Speaker 3>sharing it with New Zealand teams again.

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<v Speaker 1>Off the play with crampons.

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<v Speaker 3>And incredible stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly, thank you very much. You cool.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome.

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