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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Well make them laugh, but also make them think, make

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Speaker 2: them cry, make them learn something. Judas Lucy is one

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Speaker 2: of our favorite comedians. And with all the comedy festivals

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Speaker 2: and all the gigs off the table, you can still

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Speaker 2: get a fix of Judith Lucy. Her stand up is

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Speaker 2: on Amazon at the moment, and she's got a new podcast,

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Speaker 2: Judith Lucy Overwhelmed and Dying. And that's the name of

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Speaker 2: a podcast that's not my introduction to her. Judath Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 1: And thanks for putting wake me up before you go

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Speaker 1: go in my head for the entire day. You.

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Speaker 3: I know you very well, Judith, and I know that

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Speaker 3: you're a massive Wham fan.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what, Jonesy, I'm a massive fan of

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Speaker 1: Wham rap? Right them like that anymore?

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Speaker 3: That was the wife rap in the.

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Speaker 1: History said, get on down it. Hey, everybody, take a

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Speaker 1: look at me. God'street credibility. I may not have a

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Speaker 1: job that I have a good time with the boys

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Speaker 1: that I meet on the light I said, hey you anyway,

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Speaker 1: it was a favorite. Really younger you.

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Speaker 2: I've barely remembered, it, says Judith, knowing every single word

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Speaker 2: when you're a teenager. Whose name did you write on

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Speaker 2: your pencil case?

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Speaker 1: Adam Man?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you like a man in uniform.

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Speaker 1: Look I like a man with a bit of zinc

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Speaker 1: across his face and an inexplicable feather in his hair.

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Speaker 1: I went to the concert. It was the first year

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Speaker 1: I ever went to I dressed up, and you know what,

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Speaker 1: even as a fourteen year old child, I remember thinking, Wow,

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Speaker 1: this is crap. But you know what, then the good news.

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Speaker 1: The good news was that Adam then took his shirt

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Speaker 1: off and everything was okay.

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Speaker 3: Did you have a good good rig?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh he was hot.

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Speaker 3: He was very hard because a lot of those artists

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Speaker 3: of the eighties they didn't really exercise. You look at

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Speaker 3: a picture of like a shirtless sherbet and would kill them.

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Speaker 3: Get a bullworker between them.

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Speaker 2: They were scoopy chests.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But you know what I missed. I missed the

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Speaker 1: ugly lead singers of the eighties, I really do Adam.

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Speaker 1: Adam was not in that category though he was a fuck.

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Speaker 3: Was I guess he was a trail broer.

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Speaker 2: But you can't really be that anymore. You're quite right

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Speaker 2: andmember Joe Jackson saying, with the advent of the video clip. Well,

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Speaker 2: he said, I've got nothing. I can't be in video.

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Speaker 2: Ka change the face.

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Speaker 1: I didn't forget. Let's not forget that Ted Murray gang.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, you know, I remember our claim to

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Speaker 2: fame at Carlingford High School was that Ted Murray once

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Speaker 2: performed before they were famous, at one of our school dances.

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Speaker 2: And when they were famous, I remember reading that one

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Speaker 2: of the singers said he likes all girls, especially blonde

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Speaker 2: ones with big boobs. I was disappointed. I didn't I

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Speaker 2: knew he wasn't going to like a philosopher.

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Speaker 3: But still, someone's gotta love blonde head girls with big booths.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I mean, thanks for maybe volunteering to take

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Speaker 1: that bullet Jones, But I just don't know if anyone

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Speaker 1: with a face like a slapped dart, as Ted Mullray

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Speaker 1: had can really be that choosy.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, anyway, how are you holding up, Judith in

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Speaker 3: these troubled times? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I'm full of bitterness and resentment. You know why, because

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Speaker 1: I am so and I'm sure I actually speak for

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Speaker 1: many many people here. I am so over zooming and

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Speaker 1: skyping and face timing and whatsapping. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: meet your pets. I don't want to meet your children.

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Speaker 1: I want to know a lot less about a lot

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Speaker 1: of people. And the irony is that everyone wants to

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Speaker 1: see my face all of a sudden, and yet I

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Speaker 1: could not be taking less care of my physical appearance.

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Speaker 1: So why everyone wants to see me when I haven't

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Speaker 1: waxed and I look like a were wolf? I'm not sure.

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Speaker 2: It's hard times, isn't it. I've said to Jones the

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Speaker 2: other day that if you listen closely, you can hear

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Speaker 2: my leg hairs grow. It's the sound of two cricket's

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Speaker 2: legs rubbing together, but magnified to a million. It's I

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Speaker 2: just can't wait for those salons to open.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, at crickets. You've got that, right, I've got

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Speaker 1: I've got undergrowth. I've thought, like you know what, I've

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Speaker 1: got the Amazon rainforest happening from the hips down. It's

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Speaker 1: actually good for the environment. I'm actually storing carbon dioxide.

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Speaker 1: I've just got it. I've got a jungle happening down there.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually doing my bit for the planet.

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Speaker 3: But in all fairness, though, didn't you have that before

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Speaker 3: at this crisis?

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Speaker 1: Oh now, that's just rude, Jonesy that's just fruit and

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Speaker 1: you don't know what's going on, I think from the hips.

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Speaker 3: Down, and I will never know, which is one of

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Speaker 3: my great laments, and you certainly won't know.

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Speaker 2: Now that's an Is there a mister Lucy at the moment, Judith, Well.

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Speaker 1: The closest that I come to a mister Lucy is fortunately,

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Speaker 1: my washing machine broke down last week and so the

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Speaker 1: mister you know, Fisher and ca call man had to

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Speaker 1: come and was in my bathroom for forty five minutes

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Speaker 1: and that was just electric. And I don't know if

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Speaker 1: he's listening, Amanda, but I just want to say to

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Speaker 1: that gentleman, just know that we'll always have the pandemic

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Speaker 1: and my clogs drain. Hope. Seriously, I mean, the way

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Speaker 1: things are at the moment, I'm now looking on that

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Speaker 1: encounter as one of my more significant relationships. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the thought of being touched again, it's well, look to

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Speaker 1: be fair, actually, I have this fantasy, and I don't

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Speaker 1: think it is a fantasy that when this all finishes

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Speaker 1: there is going to be a global root fes. I

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Speaker 1: really am pitting my hopes on that, because you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you two are not in this category. But

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Speaker 1: as a single woman living alone, I am really banking

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Speaker 1: on the fact that a lot of relationships are not

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Speaker 1: going to make it to the other side of the lockdown.

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Speaker 2: I think you're probably right, And apparently in your hand

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Speaker 2: when it all opened up, the divorce rate went up.

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Speaker 2: It's not all happy families, you see.

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Speaker 1: This is great news for me. This is great news

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Speaker 1: to me and all the other single people out there.

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Speaker 2: I love that the repairman came to your house to

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Speaker 2: find that your all your drains were all clogged with hair,

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Speaker 2: and you still think you're in with a chance.

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Speaker 1: Well, different strikes for different folks. Oh you know, that

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Speaker 1: could have been just a red flag to a ball

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Speaker 1: for him. Oh you know, nothing gets him going like

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Speaker 1: a stinking clogged up drain.

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Speaker 3: Well, and on that bombshell, we've been goodbye. You can

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Speaker 3: catch Judith Lucy's stand up on Amazon and hear her podcast,

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Speaker 3: Judith Lucy Overwhelmed and Dying, is available now from wherever

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Speaker 3: you get your favorite podcast. iHeartRadio, for example, get it

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Speaker 3: from that Jude. It's always a tree.

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Speaker 2: It's lovely, Judith, Thank you, thanks so much.

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Speaker 1: Guys, wake me up before you go go.

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Speaker 2: She said to the workmen.

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Speaker 3: People. We want more wham Wrap Jones and Amanda, good morning,