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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a raths.

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Speaker 3: Right now, we've got the one and only our fairy god, Martha,

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Speaker 3: Martha Califatitas joins us right now. There's no problem, too

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Speaker 3: big or too small.

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Speaker 1: If you're having an issue, you know who to go.

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Speaker 1: It's woman Woodies, fairy god Martha.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to the show mates. Always great to have

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Speaker 2: you on.

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Speaker 4: We have to talk about something, sorry, Martha, before so hard,

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Speaker 4: We were just doing small talk in the song. If

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Speaker 4: you're comfortable to share what you just shared with us

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Speaker 4: during the song, I was watching maps last night. I

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Speaker 4: said that I know Ella. I've just shared a dance

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Speaker 4: floor where her went to a wedding together.

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Speaker 2: And did you hook up with Ella?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I was with it's actually shared a.

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Speaker 2: Dance floor with you. Normally means whether smoke this fire?

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Speaker 2: How dare you no happy to throw that out? Martha?

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Speaker 2: You'd agree with me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, okay, But Martha.

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Speaker 5: You shared a detail about Ella during the song.

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Speaker 1: Are we going to tell the whole world?

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Speaker 5: We don't have to if you don't feel coming, No,

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Speaker 5: it's fine.

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Speaker 1: No. So she's been she's been speaking to Michael and

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Speaker 1: like asking him for advice and stuff like that. I

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Speaker 1: think I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 5: So slipped into his DMS.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like been asking him like what she should do.

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Speaker 1: I think they know each other.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they've been talking, then, don't let's not turn it

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Speaker 3: into something that it's not.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, nothing milicious. No no, no, no, no

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Speaker 1: no no. She's been messaging him, asking him for advice

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. But I actually haven't seen her wedding,

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Speaker 1: to be honest, I haven't seen any of them yet. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I do want to kind of catch up and

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Speaker 1: watch some eventually. I hope I get round to it.

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Speaker 5: Well, well, I watched it last night, Martha.

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Speaker 4: Well, I definitely watched Ella and Mitch, just because my partner,

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Speaker 4: Mim is friends with Ella.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, just.

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Speaker 3: So there's any part, you know, like if someone said

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Speaker 3: to me that there was a guy that was messaging

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Speaker 3: my partner Sam but had an opportunity to message me.

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Speaker 2: So we think it's weird that she's leapfrogged you and

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Speaker 2: gone straight to your fiance.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I think Michael's a really approachable guy.

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Speaker 3: You're You're not You're not the one that people your

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Speaker 3: DM requests are empty, aren't they.

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Speaker 2: There's no one in there, no one. No one's game

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Speaker 1: No. I think he's like approachable.

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Speaker 5: Put that to bed, all right.

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Speaker 4: But speaking of bed, Martha, this is the bid that

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Speaker 4: really fascinated me last night. So you obviously did this

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Speaker 4: with Michael when you were on the show many years ago. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but you you share a bed on the day that

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Speaker 4: not only you get married, but it's the first day

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Speaker 5: What was that experience?

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Speaker 1: Like it's so weird and strange, Like it is so

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Speaker 1: weird and strange. Like the strangest party is when the

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Speaker 1: cameras actually leave, you know, and like then like you

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Speaker 1: pretend that you guys. So what happens is you get

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Speaker 1: in your room and you do like it, pretend good night.

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Speaker 1: So he pretends to like undit my dress, and then

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Speaker 1: we pretend to go to bed, and then like it's

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Speaker 1: not really what's going on because there's like four like

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Speaker 1: there's an audio guy in your room that it can

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Speaker 1: remainer a producer, do you know what I mean? But

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Speaker 1: it's not really happening. And then what happens is eventually

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Speaker 1: they're happy with the scene and then they leave okay,

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Speaker 1: and then have to really go to bed with this

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Speaker 1: couple decide, like some of the girls like there's no

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Speaker 1: if that's what you want. Okay, yeah, of course, like

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Speaker 1: you can have your own room. But like Mike and

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Speaker 1: I we actually sneep did and like it is yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like the part would like you'd wash off your makeup

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Will has the same pair. Actually, they really do

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Speaker 5: cling everywhere I don't hear jamas.

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Speaker 2: I don't wear pajamas.

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Speaker 5: There's a side for everyone.

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Speaker 3: Mather was there, but on the first night with you

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Speaker 3: and Michael then, so I didn't watch the season. Was

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Speaker 3: there any was there any flossing of the fairy or

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Speaker 3: any like did anything happen between you two?

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Speaker 1: No? No, nothing happened. I mean, to be fair, it

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Speaker 1: is like such an exhausting day and we were up

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Speaker 1: from like past three a m. Yeah, you're done, like

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Speaker 1: you actually want to sleep, and so it is a

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Speaker 1: your pajamas with this stranger because like, you know, usually

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Speaker 1: I've got a Tinder date drunk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a nice question for you outside of TV.

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Speaker 3: What's your stance on spearing the bearded clam on the

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Speaker 3: first night.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm usually a bit tipsy, you know, so

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Speaker 1: I can kind of handle the awkward things. You're a

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Speaker 1: a bit prudish, but like I don't know about sleeping

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think it's better a better wait, and

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Speaker 4: then it builds up a little bit, which is exciting.

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Speaker 1: Exactly exactly.

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Speaker 4: You didn't sleep on the first day, you too, I

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Speaker 4: didn't sleep. We didn't sleep together. No, and when we

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Speaker 4: sort of discussed that on the date, you.

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Speaker 2: Didn't sleep afterwards either. You don't culture.

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, we don't have to get into it. But

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Speaker 5: we shared a kiss. So anyway, that's nice.

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Speaker 1: Exactly with that, there's nothing wrong with that.

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Speaker 5: It's beautiful. No, no, there's not.

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Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong with that. Martha and I have slipped

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Speaker 2: in there bombing. So we're going to go to a song.

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Speaker 3: She just gets going, she gets too casual, she gets

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Speaker 2: We're bringing out the worst in our fairy god.

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Speaker 3: Mar the Martha Califatitis joins us on the blower.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, Martha.

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Speaker 5: Help me, very good Martha.

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Speaker 3: Pleasure to have you back on the show mate. Now,

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Speaker 3: I don't really know how to start this.

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Speaker 1: Are you there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, watch that body, mouth of yours. Now, I have

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Speaker 2: a photo.

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Speaker 3: Of you that I'm holding up in front of myself

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Speaker 3: on a four piece of paper. Prods.

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Speaker 5: I've got a lot of questions about this photo.

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Speaker 2: Nowhere to start with this photo? Let's let's go.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm pretty sure it's been taken from your socials.

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Speaker 3: It's been taken from your socials, and I'm a bit

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Speaker 1: But you're both being so awkward.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a thing I have to describe, mate. You're

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Speaker 2: you're wearing a little bit of almost nothing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, which is very normal for me, So calm down.

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Speaker 2: So which you pulled your dacks down to reveal your jocks?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think that's the thing to me, because you've got

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Speaker 5: I love that.

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Speaker 3: Really really does it's job, barely does its job as

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Speaker 3: the top, doesn't it.

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Speaker 5: I mean those buttons and those clips holding on.

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Speaker 3: Can I justnd something that covers an eighth of my

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Speaker 5: That's actually a really nice top.

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Speaker 4: But this is the bit that gets me though, Martha,

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Speaker 4: because you've clearly I think you've got a skirt or

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Speaker 4: jeans on. Yeah, so you've you've dacked yourself.

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Speaker 5: Why why did you do that? Were you.

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Speaker 2: Was it like a.

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Speaker 4: Promotion of the underwear or right right right?

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Speaker 3: Strange thing to do because you've you've kept the you've

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Speaker 1: Know, yeah, because it was for the underwear, highlighting.

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Speaker 3: You know, well I wasn't at all anyway. So you've asked,

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Speaker 3: you've asked a question to everyone, Well, I think you have.

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Speaker 3: You said it's been forever, asked me anything, and someone said,

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Speaker 2: How are you so confident all the time?

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Speaker 3: And you know, assuming that you've dacked yourself in a photo, yep,

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Speaker 5: But then this is not well.

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Speaker 1: Well let me just say something. So I posted that

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Speaker 1: but but why did you post this photo? Like you

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Speaker 1: obviously love yourself. And the thing is is, I've never

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Speaker 1: It's been in my phone for months because I thought

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Speaker 1: I looked hideous and fat and I wouldn't post it.

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Speaker 1: And so that's why I used that photo for that question.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Okay, you thought you looked hideous and fat.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I thought I looked at it, I know, but

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Speaker 1: that's how warped we are. It's like a warped like

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Speaker 1: so I thought, I'm not going to poast it.

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Speaker 4: It's really it's really scary to hear that your your

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Speaker 4: mind would be so warped to see that of a

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Speaker 5: But I know a lot of people could definitely relate

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Speaker 2: I think everyone probably think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think a lot of people can relate.

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Speaker 2: No one else sees no, of course, that's that's natural.

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Speaker 4: But but you went on Martha and talked about the

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Speaker 4: fact that there's a lot of celebrities on social media,

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Speaker 4: the Kardashians, et cetera, that will edit photos, and that

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Speaker 4: leads to problems with people comparing themselves to that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a huge issue on social media.

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Speaker 1: And like lately, like of late, I found myself spending

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Speaker 2: Yes, ask about that.

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Speaker 3: What do you what do you mean by that? What

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Speaker 3: do you mean we were all editing our photos? I

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Speaker 1: Oh like, nobody looks like what they look like in

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Speaker 2: They wouldn't just take a quick snap at you know.

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Speaker 1: No way, no way. They would be like there would

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Speaker 2: Would be would edit it editing.

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Speaker 1: Then it would be they would edit it. They have

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Speaker 4: So more than like, because I know I know about filters,

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Speaker 4: They're not.

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Speaker 3: Just putting it through low fire, mate, They're not taking

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Speaker 2: On the ground. Gone, No, I don't think that's what

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Speaker 2: we're doing. She's talking about like air brushing things. That's

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Speaker 1: I could literally make a Voltswagon look like some hot

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Speaker 2: And you know.

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Speaker 4: The other scary thing is I feel like the real

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Speaker 1: Oh exactly, that's what's bo.

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Speaker 2: That's jeez, that's a whole other level.

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Speaker 5: Instagram me is hotter than me.

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Speaker 4: So you in the mirror and you go, you look

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Speaker 4: like me on Instagram, So you prefer yourself online?

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Speaker 1: That is so exactly. It's some real warped metaverse stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's like some real warped stuff I can't get, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, speaking of warped metaverse stuff, I was talking to

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Speaker 3: you about this the other day.

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Speaker 5: Would god, this would be boring.

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Speaker 3: Fifteen percent of people apparently said that if you came

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Speaker 3: that it was a simulation.

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Speaker 5: Like the matrix.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty percent of people. I think it's terrifying.

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Speaker 1: That's so rufe. I wouldn't do it, thank you.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't plug yourself into a simulation if it was

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Speaker 2: Next question for your Martha.

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Speaker 3: If you if you woke up on a hospital bed,

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Speaker 3: you've got like five technicians standing around you. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: they just go, hey, we've actually just pulled you out

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Speaker 3: told us to wake you up. After ten years, everything

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Speaker 3: that you've just lived is fake.

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Speaker 4: So that's Michael, everything you this interview right now.

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Speaker 3: Would you go back into the simulation knowing it was fake? Yes, crazy,

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Speaker 3: it's the same question, totally.

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Speaker 1: Different, slipped but no, yes, no, no, no, you go

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Speaker 1: back to it. This is some very deep like this

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Speaker 1: is a very I thought this was fairy god, Martha,

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Speaker 1: Like this is like doctor.

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Speaker 5: Phil three am on a Saturday night and they're sitting around.

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Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for johny his mother. It's always so good

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Speaker 2: to have you on the show, mate.

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Speaker 3: Look after yourself until we until we speak to you

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Speaker 3: next time.

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Speaker 2: Very God, always a pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Boys came more

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