Speaker 1: Just boostood by a couple of mitches, release yourself for
Speaker 1: the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 2: And kind of fun.
Speaker 3: Just you you feelthy unhinged bitch? Honestly is Michi and
Speaker 3: Mitchell coos.
Speaker 4: How are you? H Oh? My gunning sinc Was to say,
Speaker 4: how are you? No one Actually, if you're in your
Speaker 4: car wherever you are, listening in your epods, say it,
Speaker 4: how are you? Oh good?
Speaker 5: That's nice to hear.
Speaker 4: That's great, that's so good, or so sorry? Oh chuck,
Speaker 4: that's rough. We sound like jenn A, that TikTok creator
Speaker 4: that has those one sided conversations with a cup of tea.
Speaker 5: We need to get her back on the podcast. I
Speaker 5: love her.
Speaker 4: I need to be checked in on the amount of
Speaker 4: sour cream she goes through her recipes, always have sour cream.
Speaker 4: Like today, I'm I'm making a cup of tea, You'll
Speaker 4: need one cup of sour creep like Jenna. That doesn't
Speaker 4: seem right.
Speaker 5: Nah, I believe anything she says.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I was going through some shit,
Speaker 3: I could call on and she'd just drop everything. She's
Speaker 3: the kind of soul in the world I couldn't get
Speaker 3: a fucking hold of either.
Speaker 5: Of you, Mitch and Jenna. Today.
Speaker 4: Well, I was on a phone. What wow, first word
Speaker 4: of the show and what when?
Speaker 6: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bitch, still thinking about that, Jenna. Yeah, he's a sweetheart.
Speaker 4: You could call me though whenever I tried.
Speaker 3: What happened today was I left the house to come
Speaker 3: into the studio and I'd driven about ten minutes and
Speaker 3: I realized, oh, I didn't bring the fucking adapter for
Speaker 3: my laptop because in how MacBooks don't have you withs
Speaker 3: be ports anymore. Yeah, I was like, oh shit, I'm
Speaker 3: going to need that if I'm going to be loading
Speaker 3: audio today because that's how I get it off the laptop.
Speaker 3: And so I was calling Jenna to ask if she
Speaker 3: had one, had one already, it's I could just keep
Speaker 3: driving or if I'm gonna have to turn around and
Speaker 3: get one.
Speaker 4: Couldn't get a hold of her.
Speaker 6: Yes, because between the hours of twelve and one, I'm
Speaker 6: at Pilates.
Speaker 5: I did actually remember that. I was like, oh, Jenne's
Speaker 5: a PLARTI that's right.
Speaker 6: And then I had to use my Apple Watch to
Speaker 6: write pilates and't.
Speaker 4: That's all she gave me, just the word pilates. No
Speaker 4: it means it's so hard to write with an Apple Watch.
Speaker 5: I don't have one.
Speaker 4: It's like you're playing fucking operation.
Speaker 6: Well, imagine doing it while you're doing Reformer pilates.
Speaker 4: I couldn't imagine that, but it sounds hellish.
Speaker 3: Sometimes even the phone I find too small and I
Speaker 3: just jump on to the laptop.
Speaker 4: Imagine me twenty to use a watch. It's hard my watch.
Speaker 3: And so you told it's that your Apple Watch causes
Speaker 3: anxiety because you've got your notifications strapped to you.
Speaker 4: I turn on my notifications off. Well, what's the fucking
Speaker 4: point of it? It's really good. Tells the time. It's
Speaker 4: all the watch it's worth. It's worth a two thousand
Speaker 4: dollars price tag.
Speaker 5: It tells me the time you can get a watch
Speaker 5: that you don't have to charge all day.
Speaker 4: I have to take my watch off now when I
Speaker 4: do weights at the gym because my wrists are so
Speaker 4: thick that when I bend back. I've called the emergency
Speaker 4: services like four times. Yeah, and my personal trainers like me,
Speaker 4: you've called the federal police again. Sorry to turn off, and.
Speaker 3: How how long does it give you to hang up
Speaker 3: the phone? Let's try, Like if you accidentally call the SOS.
Speaker 3: Doesn't it do like a three to one? If you
Speaker 3: don't fucking canceler, we're calling the cop.
Speaker 4: I'll initiate it now, ready, Like, please, Oh this is risky,
Speaker 4: scared I try this at home? Girls, Please don't eight
Speaker 4: seven six? Where's the alarm? There?
Speaker 2: We go?
Speaker 6: Sure, that's scared.
Speaker 4: Stop it so.
Speaker 3: It gives you eight seconds and then from five seconds
Speaker 3: on once it starts yelling at you.
Speaker 4: And the flashlight just started going off to Yeah, does
Speaker 4: it call triple zero or is it an idiot and
Speaker 4: calls nine on one? No? It called triple zero? Yeah?
Speaker 4: When was I going to call fucking wires?
Speaker 7: Hello?
Speaker 4: You're falling? Have you fallen from a tree? Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: I'm a one bat. I've been hit by a high lux.
Speaker 4: That's sad, so sad. Why would you bring it up?
Speaker 4: I'm welcome to the show. Everybody. Wednesday episode famously more
Speaker 4: on Hinge than a Monday episode.
Speaker 5: Yes, so far that has been the trend. Yes, you're right, mane.
Speaker 4: Did you hear that again?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: Did you really hear that? I turned my mic off?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we weren't talking, like you chose the worst time.
Speaker 3: It's like instead of doing it underneath my voice, Like
Speaker 3: if you did it right now, you wouldn't hear it.
Speaker 4: So you just cough. Now we heard it, but you
Speaker 4: specifically waited and just went Why we bring it up
Speaker 4: was let me move on from it. Pain in the hours,
Speaker 4: I'm made this cough all of a sudden, it's because
Speaker 4: my fucked ober. I'm on armor force, like, which is
Speaker 4: like it's working, but you can feel my my immune
Speaker 4: system fighting so hard to not get sick. I've got
Speaker 4: like one eighth of a sickness and it's like my
Speaker 4: body's just trying not to get any more in there.
Speaker 3: Oh when I feel the one eighth, I just know
Speaker 3: my immune system is not going to bother with this.
Speaker 3: I just kind of surrender and go, let's fucking ride
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 4: Normally I do that normally my immune system is implodes.
Speaker 4: But this armor Force, which is a vitamin you take,
Speaker 4: it's like eighty bucks, but it genuinely has kicked it
Speaker 4: in the butt, like I have this cough. Armor force
Speaker 4: absolutely nothing. No, yeah, they're not. I'm telling you, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm not making money. I can mention brands on this.
Speaker 5: I suppose you can, unless it's a cigarette brand.
Speaker 4: Totally god, and that's my he mentions it a lot.
Speaker 6: I'm a force no cigarette brands.
Speaker 5: Fuck yeah, let's take him down.
Speaker 3: Let's report him to the Australian Communications and Media.
Speaker 4: AUTHORI, oh my god, Jenna, you should just walk in
Speaker 4: and go, hey Jones, if I've got twelve examples of
Speaker 4: years breaking radio codes and unless you fuck me on
Speaker 4: this radio doors we actually mentioned cigarette brands a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I don't know what.
Speaker 3: The podcast codes are. I just only know the radio codes,
Speaker 3: so I kind of just play by that rule.
Speaker 4: I think they're very similar. I'd say that you're not
Speaker 4: allowed to say specific brand names of cigarettes, but you
Speaker 4: can say drugs the other day. I'm like opioids, heroin,
Speaker 4: you're allowed.
Speaker 5: It's very well that usually gets beeped out on air
Speaker 5: if you say heroin.
Speaker 4: Really, I don't have a beeper. Maybe that's why. Maybe
Speaker 4: it's the investigation currently into my show Who Knows It's Night?
Speaker 4: Sometimes you know, after seven thirty at night, you're allowed
Speaker 4: to be more sexual.
Speaker 5: In life or on air.
Speaker 4: Well, that's actually how it works in life. I FI
Speaker 4: normally only most of my actions post.
Speaker 5: Seven to thirty three bit of a matinee.
Speaker 4: Oh Mattine. Fuck is a lot. No, not at all.
Speaker 4: In the middle of the day sex.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter if it's bang on mid day. It
Speaker 5: can be two or three pm.
Speaker 4: No morning, I prefer morning, all night. Get middle of
Speaker 4: the day. I've got stuff to do. And it's not
Speaker 4: you talking about people, not you. Yeah, okay, I've tried
Speaker 4: actually wanting.
Speaker 3: It's a bit impractical because you don't have an opportunity
Speaker 3: to prepare.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course fun because it's like the sleepy
Speaker 4: then you know the erections. No, I mean shutter, I
Speaker 4: mean a barely consho. I love it. They're not alert. No, No,
Speaker 4: it's not that, because it's like you've got the romance,
Speaker 4: like shut up, real funny, was it, Jenna, Hey, she's
Speaker 4: laughing at one of my true he's funny.
Speaker 5: And then you Yeah today, I've always said that it's.
Speaker 4: Fine, you can have it. Take it. Take the compliment,
Speaker 4: all right? Today off the back of my date at Wicked,
Speaker 4: which I'm know we talk about my date at Wicked,
Speaker 4: Well we'll do that in the Wicked segment. Oh sure, yeah,
Speaker 4: why not? Why not? I went to Wicked and I
Speaker 4: have seen it once before in London, but I was
Speaker 4: so young.
Speaker 5: I thought it was your first time seeing it.
Speaker 4: No, I saw it in London. Oh, Doody Dench was
Speaker 4: Debbie ordered.
Speaker 5: I don't remember what dooty Dench.
Speaker 4: What dooty Dench was Glender? So from one fame.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're having another one of those days, so let
Speaker 3: me just spit it out. Coming up today, we're doing
Speaker 3: a Wicked re enactment, which was that much of a
Speaker 3: fan of the show that he wanted to recreate one
Speaker 3: of the scenes here in the podcast text.
Speaker 4: Missions and Wicked. Let's do an acting class.
Speaker 5: Yes, and also and also a talkback things.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've been checking in on our mate
Speaker 3: John Laws and oh wait.
Speaker 4: To answer me this question. Why we did one two
Speaker 4: weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and in that segment, I said I need to
Speaker 3: do a welfare check on John Laws because we often
Speaker 3: play him at talk back things and I haven't listened
Speaker 3: him to agent.
Speaker 4: That's very true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, and I did, and he did. It's the point.
Speaker 5: You've got gold. You've got something to report, do you?
Speaker 4: Okay? God, you've got gold? Is it his microphone? Because
Speaker 4: he speaks into a microphone. A gold make gold? All right, Well,
Speaker 4: that's all coming up I can't wait for the acting
Speaker 4: class me either. Oh no, idea, No, I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: Now we should start the show. If it is your
Speaker 4: first time listening, we start the show with an is
Speaker 4: it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 4: We've got a very special idiot on the line joining
Speaker 4: us from Sydney.
Speaker 3: Stephanie, Hello, Hi, have you ever been described as a
Speaker 3: very special idiot?
Speaker 8: I feel honored.
Speaker 4: I had a public conversation the other day actually on
Speaker 4: the two of us on the tour with Brittany and Laura.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, and idiot's coming tonight and they
Speaker 4: went what what? And I was like, an idiot, he's
Speaker 4: coming to the show tonight. And they were like, what
Speaker 4: are you talking about? And I was like, oh, we
Speaker 4: call our listeners idiots. They thought it was hilarious. Oh
Speaker 4: thank god.
Speaker 5: I thought you're about to say they were canceling us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, they thought it was funny. Well, Brittney
Speaker 4: Hockley is an idiot, shout out. She not a real one.
Speaker 5: No, she recognized the idiot.
Speaker 4: She listens every week now, she probably just she listens
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, britt can you just DM me, babe? I've been
Speaker 5: trying to get you and Laura on the podcast The
Speaker 5: Mitch of It Organizing.
Speaker 4: We can barely get them on our own fucking podcast,
Speaker 4: let alone ours. Stephanie, you have an ageum of your own? Yeah,
Speaker 4: let's go.
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Does anyone else get sulvas when someone that you follow
Speaker 8: on Instagram unfollow you? Oh yeah, yeah, Like I'm like
Speaker 8: next level, So.
Speaker 3: Steffie, Steffie, Steffie, you shouldn't be checking those apps?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, definitely not should be shouldn't be using
Speaker 8: those apps?
Speaker 4: Do you need an app? Do you have an app?
Speaker 8: Stef Yeah, so I have like this, it's so such
Speaker 8: a dodgy app. Not gonna lie. Is it like locks
Speaker 8: me out of Instagram whenever I log into it, which
Speaker 8: is pretty bad. But I'm just like walking that fine line.
Speaker 8: But literally I go like next level. So if I
Speaker 8: see that you're on follow me, I go do like
Speaker 8: your profile to unlike all your pictures and then hit unfollow.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah absolutely, I'm like I'm not giving any likes
Speaker 8: out Like that's how petty I am.
Speaker 4: Get rid of the app. That's not cool. You've got
Speaker 4: the app?
Speaker 6: Yeah, But like if somebody unfollows me, I'm going to
Speaker 6: unfollow them.
Speaker 4: How often do you check the app?
Speaker 6: Oh? Maybe like once a week?
Speaker 4: Wow, Jenna, Yeah, I'm that Guys. You can't that. You
Speaker 4: can't worry about that ship? Can I tell you? Mitch?
Speaker 4: Can you go to your profile now? If you knew
Speaker 4: how many followers I lost in a day, you'd be shocked.
Speaker 4: I luckily my ratio, I gain more in a day
Speaker 4: than I lose. However, i'm your ratio, Like you can
Speaker 4: see how many followers you gain in a day, plus
Speaker 4: how many you lose in a day. I'm losing a
Speaker 4: lot of followers. Yeah, okay, but I gain I gain more,
Speaker 4: so I'm growing. But let me get total followers.
Speaker 5: Here we go.
Speaker 4: This month, I've gained two thousand, four hundred and eighteen followers.
Speaker 4: Well done, When Stephanie, I have none? Okay, I've lost
Speaker 4: three hundred and ninety, so you're still ahead of the
Speaker 4: pro I'm still well ahead. That's good. Who are the
Speaker 4: three hundred and ninety fuck faces that are unfollowing me?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 6: Look at these people who've unfollowed me.
Speaker 4: Oh they're blank. Oh I love fucking Istanbul. That's someone's name.
Speaker 4: I'm not even joking, Jenna got unfollowed by tourist I.
Speaker 6: Love my hair.
Speaker 4: Oh it is?
Speaker 3: Can I challenge you to like not use the app
Speaker 3: for a month and see how you feel afterwards, because
Speaker 3: who cares about that shit?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's happened to me, right. Aaron Mollan unfollowed me.
Speaker 6: I did so many fuck that she followed because I
Speaker 6: did so many videos for her when she used to
Speaker 6: come in for Jones and Amanda and she unfollowed me.
Speaker 6: I unfollowed her back.
Speaker 4: I'm sure she felt the pinch. Molland unfollowed Sky News
Speaker 4: pundit Aaron mullin, Yes, that's funny.
Speaker 6: She followed me for two years and gave up.
Speaker 3: I wasn't think that I'm following is a bit nasty.
Speaker 3: Don't you reckon that you can just mute them? I
Speaker 3: don't need to know you're on following.
Speaker 4: I agree. No, I'm pretty big on unfollowing. I unfollow
Speaker 4: a lot. I block. Thanks Jeffanie.
Speaker 3: Don't forget to hit up Jenna on our Instagram at
Speaker 3: a couple of all.
Speaker 4: If you would like to be part of the show.
Speaker 4: Don't forget. We have our new jingle to remind you if.
Speaker 3: You've got an, is it just me of your own
Speaker 3: and you want to come on the show with us?
Speaker 3: You can do the DM thing a couple of mitches
Speaker 3: or send us a text.
Speaker 10: For till nine for a two zero two nine.
Speaker 4: Sure can. I love that we've kept the jingle on
Speaker 4: the end of it like it's another it's a Justin
Speaker 4: Timberlake song as well as Kelly Clarkson song.
Speaker 5: Well, they kind of agree on me that little don.
Speaker 4: It's fun. It feels very us. I've been the.
Speaker 3: Post in our faithbook group that said I was going
Speaker 3: through the Macats drive through listening to the podcast episode
Speaker 3: where we were playing the jingle option.
Speaker 4: I did see that, and.
Speaker 3: The person working at Macis said to them out the window,
Speaker 3: which one do you prefer?
Speaker 5: A fellow idiot, I was like.
Speaker 4: So sweet, I love it all right? Shall we do
Speaker 4: talkback tings? Yeah, let's get into it.
Speaker 3: So talk back tings it's where we bring you the
Speaker 3: cooked things that you are missing by not listening to talk.
Speaker 4: Back Radio's fun.
Speaker 5: I'll bring you all the good shit.
Speaker 4: Don't worry, you'll hear it here. We did it two
Speaker 4: weeks ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: We were playing a different radio show to normal because
Speaker 3: I feel like majority of the talk back Tings segments
Speaker 3: we've done have been surrounding John Laws.
Speaker 4: We have an interviewed John Laws. We have that was
Speaker 4: the weirdest interview of my life, the worst interview of
Speaker 4: my life. I was terrible. I was terrified of them.
Speaker 4: I fucking loved it and I was so scared. He
Speaker 4: was trying to make you uncomfortable. And you know what,
Speaker 4: you let him win. I did it worked.
Speaker 5: I don't try to make him uncomfortable back.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think he was trying to make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: I think it's called himself Mitchell.
Speaker 6: He was not well when I met him. I think
Speaker 6: he did as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's an odd nut.
Speaker 6: He didn't know what was going.
Speaker 4: On the international listeners. John Laws is an Australian broadcast legend.
Speaker 4: He's been on the air for sixty years, no seven,
Speaker 4: probably seventieth year on air, like and he is an
Speaker 4: old old man and he's famous for being the.
Speaker 3: Talk back Brady, a legend basically, and if you've listened
Speaker 3: to this podcast, he's no stranger to you. But we
Speaker 3: said last time Wedy had talked about things that I
Speaker 3: was going to check in because I hadn't listened to.
Speaker 4: John Laws for a little while.
Speaker 3: I said, I do a welfare check. He actually did
Speaker 3: have a lot of time off. He was gone for
Speaker 3: like two months and literally last week returned.
Speaker 4: Does that because his wife passed away?
Speaker 5: No, that was eighty ago. We spoke about that with him.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were just saying in generally a
Speaker 4: time off, but this is he had recent time off.
Speaker 5: Last week he came back.
Speaker 4: You said that. I yeah, it jumped in. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I was.
Speaker 3: Doing a wealthay check but it was fucking gone. And
Speaker 3: so he came back last week, Thank god.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 5: And remember how.
Speaker 3: We realized that his voice is getting a bit concerning,
Speaker 3: like he started to sound a bit like he's on
Speaker 3: his deathbed. Yes, his voice was going, the golden tunsils
Speaker 3: were acting up. I feel like that two months he
Speaker 3: had off overseas have done him well, because he's sounded
Speaker 3: gorgeous at the moment, in really great mood, having.
Speaker 4: A good time. And so it's back welfare. All good, Okay,
Speaker 4: the check has been done and he's been feeling playful.
Speaker 3: I feel because what we're about to play is a
Speaker 3: couple of calls that I heard and normally he suffers
Speaker 3: no fools, and if someone is a bit of a fuckhead,
Speaker 3: he doesn't have patience for it. But he was just
Speaker 3: having a laugh to the point where he was chatting
Speaker 3: with birds.
Speaker 4: What like women? No, no, no, birds, poultry what?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, there's two instances where he was having conversations
Speaker 3: with birds.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I need to hear that.
Speaker 4: Sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So the first one, another cooked caller called in
Speaker 3: and he was actually drunk at the time when he
Speaker 3: made the call to let John know that he'd lost
Speaker 3: his gentures so we had no teeth. His old drunk
Speaker 3: guy rolled in, and then the guy put John onto
Speaker 3: his bird to have a chat.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Laurence to you.
Speaker 2: There, mate, buddy, A little bit I got. I mean,
Speaker 2: I must be forced teeth get on a bus stop.
Speaker 2: The other day a sneeze on Victoria Road, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it.
Speaker 11: Mate, Yes, hang, you lost your upper set of fall
Speaker 11: steeth and your lower set of fort steeth when you sleep.
Speaker 11: Must have been hell of sneeze.
Speaker 2: The biggest sneeze of event. I think we might come
Speaker 2: down and run over the whole one of them. There
Speaker 2: are guns and teeths going everywhere, you know, and the
Speaker 2: still kids were.
Speaker 11: Well, they wouldn't be much left after an eighteen. Thank
Speaker 11: god they weren't in your mouth.
Speaker 2: I love you, I love the comedy. She haven't a
Speaker 2: lot of things now. Because I'm seventy six, I don't think.
Speaker 9: You know well.
Speaker 11: I got to say, you sound all right to me, Lawrence.
Speaker 11: You sound pretty bright and pretty happy, even without your teeth.
Speaker 2: I've got a bird, coringo is his name's Ringo. He's
Speaker 2: a cocker peel and some beautiful thing like birds.
Speaker 11: Okay, but does he talk? That bird?
Speaker 8: You hang on your.
Speaker 11: Pay Come on, talk to John Wach Hello, Ringo, Come on.
Speaker 2: Talk to daddy. Come on, you're not gonna talk, earl.
Speaker 11: You don't get angry with him. He won't talk if
Speaker 11: you get angry with him.
Speaker 2: He's not going to talk to me, John.
Speaker 11: But don't get angry with him his little bird.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk.
Speaker 11: Come on, come on, hey listen, Lawrence. Yep, I got
Speaker 11: to go and.
Speaker 4: Wow, oh my god.
Speaker 3: So the bird literally didn't talk back talk back. So
Speaker 3: he was like that was there a chirp in there?
Speaker 4: Or did I make that? I couldn't tell.
Speaker 5: It sounded too clear to be a phone line.
Speaker 3: I thought maybe someone was playing it sound effectively, right,
Speaker 3: But what I'm about to play was much more successful
Speaker 3: as an inter action.
Speaker 5: He had a full blown fucking conversation with bird.
Speaker 4: Okay, so someone must have been listening to that and
Speaker 4: thought I can top it.
Speaker 5: No, this was just a coincidence.
Speaker 4: All right, let's have a listen.
Speaker 11: Joseph for you there, Yes, John, how are you, Kaba?
Speaker 11: I'm all right, thank you. Listen. Where are you am?
Speaker 11: I hearing a bunch of kids in the background. No, chickens, chickens.
Speaker 9: They're all excited. So they're going to a big poultry
Speaker 9: show on the weekend.
Speaker 11: So you show your chickens.
Speaker 9: I sure do.
Speaker 11: I'll tell you what. They're talkative little birds, those ones
Speaker 11: you got.
Speaker 9: So I can probably hear you on the phone on
Speaker 9: the on the edge. They're a bit excited, but.
Speaker 11: I'm talking to them. Listen to that little one.
Speaker 9: It doesn't apply to too many of the people around
Speaker 9: the town because you can't have root in the urban areas.
Speaker 9: Now they're all bad.
Speaker 11: I'm doing bird impersonations here and now your birds are
Speaker 11: talking back to me. They just I just heard them
Speaker 11: talking back there.
Speaker 9: They go a little about the life I'll help. You
Speaker 9: must have a thing on the familes, John, I don't
Speaker 9: know what it is.
Speaker 11: Is it working?
Speaker 9: He starts lying for a while. Now you might stimulate
Speaker 9: her maternal instincts a little bit.
Speaker 11: Well, we can only hope anyway, Joseph, thanks for your call.
Speaker 11: We'll talk again another day. I'm sure okay. And to you.
Speaker 4: He had lost of marble in that moment, But didn't
Speaker 4: he seem like he was having fun. He seemed like
Speaker 4: he was really enjoying.
Speaker 3: Usually he's going on some rage or some tantrum, but
Speaker 3: here he is trying to talk to chicken.
Speaker 4: He actually sounded young in the bucks. They were young
Speaker 4: and much better. Fuck.
Speaker 3: You should have given you a ring. You literally used
Speaker 3: to play a chicken station.
Speaker 4: My first ever role on the radio station was the
Speaker 4: cash cock. And can I tell you something? They still
Speaker 4: the station mask, the station mask, And can I tell
Speaker 4: they brought it back this week at Kiss and I'm
Speaker 4: still the voice about it around for ages.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, but it goes on breaks every now and again.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear the fucking sweepers. You record it,
Speaker 3: you can just do it live.
Speaker 4: Now, what do you want?
Speaker 5: Just improv?
Speaker 3: All right, Pretend that you're on the phone and you
Speaker 3: can hear chickens in the background, and you're trying to
Speaker 3: converse for them.
Speaker 4: All right, bloody hell, that's my cousin. It's me Cash Cog.
Speaker 4: Cash Cock's always very he's very jumpy.
Speaker 3: You shake your whole cheeks and you go, that's cash Cock.
Speaker 3: I don't John's impression is very good. If I was
Speaker 3: trying to talk to chickens, I do like.
Speaker 4: A yeah, I agree. You know something like that. Cash
Speaker 4: cooks not true to life.
Speaker 3: Cashwalks are character Yours is more accurate than John Lawd.
Speaker 4: You think it?
Speaker 3: Can I just call him like he was just muttering profanity?
Speaker 3: He's going to drop my pen, he did.
Speaker 6: You need to call him one day and have a
Speaker 6: cock off.
Speaker 4: Well, that be a very different experien I think i'd
Speaker 4: weird hopefully.
Speaker 5: Can you do a bird noise?
Speaker 4: Surely that was a fucking sheep? The fuck, Jenna, that's
Speaker 4: the same noise you just did.
Speaker 5: You're making a bar like a sheep. What about a chicken?
Speaker 4: Can you Mitchell? I already did the chicken? What about
Speaker 4: a rooster? That's cool? How that owl? A magpie? What
Speaker 4: if that bird that you always hear like early in
Speaker 4: the morning, It's like that sounds like a dove. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, you just sometimes hear that sounds like a
Speaker 4: dove bird chat. Fascinating. Shit, it's enough.
Speaker 5: Cash cock noise.
Speaker 6: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: Well. I used to do jokes. I actually still have
Speaker 4: them in my notes app. You want to see them?
Speaker 4: Oh really, you saved the jokes you used to make.
Speaker 4: I think I've got it. I just not that I
Speaker 4: didn't like it. Don't be gatekeeper.
Speaker 5: I want to hear this ship. Oh yeah, I love
Speaker 5: the reprisal of cash.
Speaker 4: Cash Cock twenty twenty one. You got all the jokes
Speaker 4: I've ever made from them? A return of the cock
Speaker 4: good to me. I'm known for my comebacks funny because
Speaker 4: it's a sexual innuendo. Yeah, wait till I'm released. I
Speaker 4: don't want to be premanshew I.
Speaker 10: I've had issues ins I feel comfortable in Liverpool. I
Speaker 10: think most of the locals of Chase after a cock
Speaker 10: and public back at least once in their lives.
Speaker 4: Why did you ever give that gig up? You bucking
Speaker 4: peaked early. Honestly that's your best work then, coming from
Speaker 4: all different angles, I'm a video you should do.
Speaker 3: You should start just slipping that into our podcast occasionally podcast.
Speaker 4: Don't worry talk about teams, will be mom back. How
Speaker 4: you want to know? I like that you're listening to.
Speaker 11: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You're listening on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five star.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I'm really excited for what we're about to do. I'm
Speaker 3: really nervous that we're not gonna do it justice. We
Speaker 3: are doing our own interpretation.
Speaker 5: Of Wicked the Musical.
Speaker 4: Speak for yourself.
Speaker 11: I am.
Speaker 4: I'm a classically trained actor. I've studied. I'm fine. I
Speaker 4: know my way around a script.
Speaker 5: Well, like I already said, I'm off book. I don't
Speaker 5: need a script.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not with my severe memory issues that I've got.
Speaker 4: I'm well and truly on the book. But I've got
Speaker 4: the script in front of me.
Speaker 3: And So you went to Wicked the Musical last week
Speaker 3: and apparently not the first time you've seen it, but
Speaker 3: the first time as an adults, And that's when it
Speaker 3: kind of sinks in.
Speaker 5: It's a weird thing to see as a child.
Speaker 4: By the way, I would have seen it when I
Speaker 4: went to London in twentywe same year as the Jubilee,
Speaker 4: same year as the Olympics twenty twelve. Yes, oh that
Speaker 4: wasn't that long agoing? No? So yeah, anyway, how long
Speaker 4: enough for you to forget it with your memory? Fourteen?
Speaker 4: I seriously do not remember it.
Speaker 5: Ada, Well you do now.
Speaker 3: And you said to me you loved Wicked so much
Speaker 3: that you wanted to do a scene on the podcast,
Speaker 3: and I've never said yes, quicker, I messaged.
Speaker 4: And said, let's do an acting class. So here we are. Firstly,
Speaker 4: I will say I went on a date at Wicked,
Speaker 4: and I think if anyone's like, oh, what do I
Speaker 4: do on like a fifth or sixth date? Go to
Speaker 4: a musical? It was a really good date. Really, Yeah.
Speaker 4: You get a drink before cute and then when you're
Speaker 4: watching it, it's like you don't have to sit there
Speaker 4: and talk. You kind of just like in each other's energy,
Speaker 4: put a hand on a knee or in an upper thigh.
Speaker 5: It was okay. I've actually been on quite a few
Speaker 5: musical theater dates.
Speaker 4: You're right, They're good, aren't mate?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, I rate it. You can like a drink in
Speaker 4: the bar them as the intermission to chat. You've got
Speaker 4: things to talk about because you we've just seen all
Speaker 4: this content so it's not like when we talk about
Speaker 4: not that the conversation needed that, but it was a
Speaker 4: good day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I agree, I'm with you.
Speaker 4: So all right.
Speaker 3: For those of you that aren't familiar with Wicked, right,
Speaker 3: it's actually the backstory or the prequel to the Wizard
Speaker 3: of Oz. I'm sure everyone is familiar with the plot
Speaker 3: of Wizard of Oz. This is just kind of a
Speaker 3: plot twist, correct, is what's happening while the Witches are
Speaker 3: off camera?
Speaker 4: Well, Wizard of Oz starts with that dumb tornado, and
Speaker 4: then the house lands and Dorothy's house gets pulled up,
Speaker 4: and then she lands in Oz. Yeah, and then she
Speaker 4: goes down the yellow brick road because Glenda says, hey, yeah, Glenda.
Speaker 4: Glinda says, go down that yellow brick road. And then
Speaker 4: we see that happen in Wicked. It's very funny.
Speaker 3: And the house after the tornado, it lands on the
Speaker 3: wiki Witch of the East, correct, which is Alpheber's sister. Yes,
Speaker 3: And you see in the movie The Wizard of Ours
Speaker 3: that the green Witch Rocks are pissed off as fuck.
Speaker 3: And then Glinda the good Witch says, right off you go, Dorothy,
Speaker 3: just follow that yellow brick road. Yeah, and the scene
Speaker 3: we're about to do with what happens immediately afterwards?
Speaker 4: Did I say? The one griper had with the production
Speaker 4: is that there wasn't any You didn't see the stockings
Speaker 4: and the dead feet of the witch.
Speaker 5: What do you mean you didn't say.
Speaker 4: That the house was off camera?
Speaker 3: Was in the cornfield, it's underneath the house on stage.
Speaker 4: You see the feet coming out? Did you actually? And
Speaker 4: remember the wick of It to the east had the
Speaker 4: red slippers that Dorothy star red slippers. Yeah, but there
Speaker 4: was no there was no feet, not from were you
Speaker 4: sitting on the right? Yeah? Right.
Speaker 3: I had the same issue when I went and saw
Speaker 3: the show. I had to say to Sean, we lean
Speaker 3: over because you can't see the feet from our angle?
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You know the view gets some stocked in the theater sometimes.
Speaker 4: Also, yeah, I missed that the slur that was written
Speaker 4: on the fucking Goatly's whiteboard. Remember how he was like,
Speaker 4: this is.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, the goat that was the university election whatever
Speaker 3: his name is, doctor dillomant him. I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 3: said this is how off book I am. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure it said animals should be seen and not her
Speaker 3: all I.
Speaker 4: All I saw was animals heard because it was obstruct
Speaker 4: by the viewer. And also, I will be honest, I
Speaker 4: had some real diehard Wicked fans next to me, like
Speaker 4: they were a bit much. They were singing the words
Speaker 4: and they had green. Oh. And of course I went
Speaker 4: on that one hundredth anniversary night.
Speaker 5: Oh not the one hundred twentieth.
Speaker 4: Everyone was everyone was in green. I had some bitch
Speaker 4: in front of me and a green tinsel week she
Speaker 4: got from Hot Dollar. And you know, though, cheap tinsel
Speaker 4: weeks go god. So every time Alphabet sung loudly, you
Speaker 4: could hear it get blown and that mechanical dragon everyone
Speaker 4: for but for alphabether el.
Speaker 5: So, I will be playing Alphaba in this scene.
Speaker 3: You will be playing Glinda the Goodwitch, and Jenna, you
Speaker 3: will be playing our love interest. There's a love triangle
Speaker 3: between the three of us. Correct Fiero, that's his name.
Speaker 4: Wait, can you can we do an announcement like they
Speaker 4: do at theater like boom boom. In tonight's production of Wicked,
Speaker 4: Alphaba shall be played by Mitchell Koh.
Speaker 3: I am no understudy. They only make that announcement when
Speaker 3: there's an understudy.
Speaker 4: Oh you're right, Oh sorry, I'm the witch very well?
Speaker 4: All right, so I'm ready, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 5: But I need to get more contact about the scene.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: At this point, Fierro, who was in love with Alphaba
Speaker 3: after having run off with her, he was dating Glinda
Speaker 3: first and then me, the backstabbing bitch, took Linda's man,
Speaker 3: and so he is leading the team that are trying
Speaker 3: to hunt the Witch down. But he's not actually wanting
Speaker 3: to kill her. He's you know, he's in that role
Speaker 3: to try and find her and get she's hiding, going
Speaker 3: into hiding of course. And so like you said, this
Speaker 3: is immediately after the house falls on my sister.
Speaker 4: Correct. And for context, Glenda, who I'm playing, is the wicked,
Speaker 4: is the good witch. I think we knew that. I'm
Speaker 4: trying to set up context. And she's the one who
Speaker 4: put the hit out on the on her sister.
Speaker 5: She told, well the backstory, we didn't know that. And
Speaker 5: Wizard of Oz yeah.
Speaker 4: No he didn't, and that was cold of him. I
Speaker 4: know she made that happen. All right, Are we ready?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've even got like the backing music and stuff.
Speaker 4: We're all ready in that scene. So do I start
Speaker 4: the music? Then begin yes, okay, So this pictured like.
Speaker 3: A scene change, you know those transitions where like bits
Speaker 3: of the set fly off correct and the new set
Speaker 3: comes on.
Speaker 4: We're now in a corn field.
Speaker 3: We've just come back off of a pause with the
Speaker 3: house on top of a woman and the yellow brick road.
Speaker 6: And a few laughs in the audience.
Speaker 4: That's right, you just take that one road the whole time.
Speaker 4: I hope they don't get lost. I'm so bad at
Speaker 4: giving directions. Oh nessa, what a touching display of grief.
Speaker 4: I don't believe we have anything further to seat. I
Speaker 4: wanted something to remember her by.
Speaker 3: All that was left of her were those shoes, and
Speaker 3: now that wretched little farm girl has walked off with them.
Speaker 4: So I would appreciate some time alone to say goodbye
Speaker 4: to my sister.
Speaker 5: Nsa.
Speaker 7: It's the Please forgive me, no, elfie, don't blame yourself.
Speaker 7: It's dreadful it is to have a house fall on you,
Speaker 7: But accidents will happen.
Speaker 4: You call this an accident, yes, well, maybe not an act.
Speaker 4: But what'd you call it? A regime change caused by
Speaker 4: a bizarre and unexpected twister of fate? So you think
Speaker 4: cyclones gets to peer out of the Blue.
Speaker 3: Well I don't know, of course, you never you're too
Speaker 3: be detailing everyone how wonderful everything is.
Speaker 7: Well, I'm a public figure now, Elfie, and people expect
Speaker 7: me to be encouraging.
Speaker 4: And just what exactly have you been doing besides riding
Speaker 4: around on that filthy old thing.
Speaker 3: Well, we can't all come and go by Bubble who
Speaker 3: with an invention with that the Wizards? Of course, even
Speaker 3: if it was, and I'm sure he'd still take credit
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 7: Yes, well, it seems a lot of us taking things
Speaker 7: that don't belong to us, aren't we.
Speaker 4: Now wait, just a clock tick.
Speaker 3: I know it's difficult for that bliss full blonde brain
Speaker 3: of yours to comprehend that someone like him could actually
Speaker 3: choose someone like me.
Speaker 4: But it's happened. It's real, and you can wave that
Speaker 4: ridiculous wand all you want. You can't change it. He
Speaker 4: never belonged to you, He doesn't love you, and he
Speaker 4: never did he loves me.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is where you slap me in the face.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, Ah, feel better now, yes, I do, good,
Speaker 4: so do I.
Speaker 3: Oh this is where we have a scrag fight. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh okay, yeah, oh wait. One of the other security
Speaker 3: guards that isn't Jenna comes in, I'll do that. I'll
Speaker 3: do the blokey voice, and then we're gonna go out
Speaker 3: of the guard.
Speaker 4: But we have a fucking cat and we have our
Speaker 4: ones like our stars.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, okay, cool, So all right, I'll slap
Speaker 3: you one more time and then we go into the
Speaker 3: scrag fight.
Speaker 4: Ready good?
Speaker 3: Oh so do I.
Speaker 4: Fucking old? I letta kick your ath, you blonde bitch,
Speaker 4: little Green. I'm gonna go ahead and fuck.
Speaker 9: You right up.
Speaker 7: Oh, come on, you're a little over here. You're a
Speaker 7: little fu Glindy on Ilda. And the name of the
Speaker 7: wizard he's your pussy green too, bitch.
Speaker 4: You shut up, Shut up, you you shut up, No,
Speaker 4: you shut up. Come over here. I'll show you. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna kick your ass. Had a prom state between your legs.
Speaker 4: You just happy to see me? Oh don't tell me
Speaker 4: now you're well, you're a fucking wizard.
Speaker 5: With go to line and the number of the wizard.
Speaker 4: Let her go. I almost had the slot.
Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, it took it so long to get here, missed.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you.
Speaker 3: Would sink this low to use my sister's death as
Speaker 3: a trap to catch your me you piece of shit healthy.
Speaker 4: I did not mean for this to happen. Ship.
Speaker 3: Don't lie on my face, bitch, Jannaway killing Tom that's
Speaker 3: your cute Jesus crossing.
Speaker 6: No, I'm flying mate, noise.
Speaker 4: Let the Green girl go. No, you got out of
Speaker 4: that one comes in swinging a rope like yeah, I'll
Speaker 4: give you your take again, because that was really emotional
Speaker 4: for me. Elvie, I didn't mean for this to happen.
Speaker 3: Let the Green Girl go, Biro how and on, let
Speaker 3: her go or explain to all of us how the
Speaker 3: Wizards girls watched while.
Speaker 6: Glenda the Good was slain.
Speaker 4: Biero, No, I said, let her go, Alphaba go now, no,
Speaker 4: not without you.
Speaker 5: You're lying too, Jenna, hush, now go do it.
Speaker 4: This is when I fuck off.
Speaker 3: Now the guard is really fucked off now at Fierro
Speaker 3: for betraying them, so he's going to fuck him up.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so I'm now the guard again.
Speaker 5: See him?
Speaker 4: No, wait, what are you doing in the name of goodness? Stop?
Speaker 4: Don't you see he was in there going to harm me?
Speaker 7: He just.
Speaker 4: He just loves her, Glinder.
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: Take him out of that field.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 4: I love pulp until he tells that's where the witch
Speaker 4: went out.
Speaker 7: Don't you hurt him?
Speaker 4: Please, don't hurt him. And this is when I do
Speaker 4: a fucking fail to try and save his laugh of course,
Speaker 4: hellokanal Normen, aren't you much your Melican Normen?
Speaker 5: I'm off book?
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 4: Keep going? Aren't you much your melicanomen? And I'm not
Speaker 4: doing a whole song?
Speaker 3: Am I?
Speaker 4: Let it fletched up the time.
Speaker 5: Let it love me, you know, yeah, I can't hear it.
Speaker 5: Turn it up.
Speaker 4: I think I'm out of time. Let his song liveing
Speaker 4: aagan live. They try to destroy him, let him never die.
Speaker 5: It's too high. Okay, that's enough for me.
Speaker 4: Wow, well done.
Speaker 3: You really try to upstage my fiero. My lover is
Speaker 3: in danger. It's supposed to be distraught, and I was.
Speaker 11: I was.
Speaker 4: It was my lover as well, but I was letting
Speaker 4: go of in that moment, knowing that she's in love
Speaker 4: with my friend. Errah Jenny dale Back. You didn't get
Speaker 4: the role. I'm so sorry. We're going We're making other choices.
Speaker 6: Who are you going with?
Speaker 4: We're going with Casey Dunovan. She is good, she is good? Wow?
Speaker 4: Can we do popular? Yeah?
Speaker 5: You did tell me this was your favorite song?
Speaker 11: You know?
Speaker 4: Oh it was so good? Did you not like Popular?
Speaker 4: That scene?
Speaker 3: This is Glinda, It's big number, okay, and I most
Speaker 3: recognized song from the show LAA.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can get that high. We'll see.
Speaker 3: So I found a version of the song because I
Speaker 3: knew you wanted to do this, because I figured you'd
Speaker 3: fuck the timing, like you don't really know the song
Speaker 3: that well. So I've got a version of the song
Speaker 3: where you can hear Chris and channing with a singing,
Speaker 3: but it's it's like underneath, got it?
Speaker 5: Okay, So she won't drown you out. You can just
Speaker 5: sort of follow along and listen to her and.
Speaker 4: They'll kind of give me the inflection. Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 5: Of course, you chose this song where I barely fucking talk.
Speaker 4: I message Mitch and I said, can we do Popular?
Speaker 4: He's like, that's a fucking one woman shows like that
Speaker 4: is a Glinda solo. I was so excited, Okay, can
Speaker 4: I do it?
Speaker 8: So the three?
Speaker 5: What's the do you want me to give the context
Speaker 5: for this?
Speaker 4: Then? Yeah? Please? Should I try someone who's seen it once? Please? Okay?
Speaker 4: So Elfie and Glenda not glendare in the They just
Speaker 4: checked into the hotel and they share a room, and
Speaker 4: they share a room at UNI. They share a room
Speaker 4: at UNI.
Speaker 5: Well you think they're having a night at the Meriton.
Speaker 5: That's something they've checked in.
Speaker 4: And they're both sitting on their beds and Glinda says, fuck,
Speaker 4: you're an ugly bitch. If I'm going to be associated
Speaker 4: with you, we need to do some work, and she
Speaker 4: gives her a makeover, but she's inherently green, so it's
Speaker 4: never gonna work. She's gonna be hideous regardless. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, Glinda's the popular girl at their school. Yes, and
Speaker 3: her and Alpha be hated each other at first, they
Speaker 3: were put together. It's like dawn buddies at UNI. Opposite, yes,
Speaker 3: but then they end up liking each other, and she
Speaker 3: is determined to make her as popular as because Alpha.
Speaker 5: There is a bit like people make fun of it
Speaker 5: being great.
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I'm ready. I'm ready and say, this
Speaker 3: is you trying to teach me how to be popular?
Speaker 4: Correct? I'm so ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I'm ready, Elfie.
Speaker 4: Now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my
Speaker 4: new project. You really don't have to do that I know.
Speaker 4: That's what makes me so nice. It's my only line.
Speaker 7: Well, whenever I see someone less fortunate than I, and
Speaker 7: let's face it, who isn't less.
Speaker 4: Fortunate than I, my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
Speaker 7: When someone needs a make over, I simply have to
Speaker 7: take over. I know, I know exactly what they.
Speaker 4: Even in your case, though it's the toughest case I've
Speaker 4: yet to fay nice. Don't worry. I'm determined to succeed.
Speaker 9: Follow my.
Speaker 4: Yes, you will be.
Speaker 7: Popular. You're gonna be popular there. I'll teach you the
Speaker 7: proper poise. Then you talk to boys a little ways.
Speaker 4: To flirt and flounce.
Speaker 7: That's away.
Speaker 4: How to fix your hair? If everything that really counts
Speaker 4: to be popular?
Speaker 7: You know he thee, the puppy popul You'll hay him
Speaker 7: with the right coharts.
Speaker 4: You'll be good at sports. You know the slang. You've
Speaker 4: got to know. So let's start. You got a carefully
Speaker 4: long way ago. No first hair. See this is how
Speaker 4: you toss your hair.
Speaker 3: I think, God, No, I'm Sorry'm in character. You're sure
Speaker 3: I'm all the ears. Tostos okay, tostos.
Speaker 4: No, No like this, tostos testas well. You'll practice why
Speaker 4: myself a ba look at you. You're beautiful, you, you're beautiful.
Speaker 4: I got a fucking guy you welcome And though you
Speaker 4: prodesse your disinterests, I know clan Stan, you're got a
Speaker 4: granted Bary familiarity.
Speaker 7: Lie Lie Lie Lie, you'll be by lives popular.
Speaker 3: As Wow, having the vacking thing it did not help
Speaker 3: you one bit. So much for too high though, Did
Speaker 3: I hit it?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah? I mean it sounded like you were, you know,
Speaker 4: straining a little bit, but you got there. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 4: And I really enjoyed it. I really had fun.
Speaker 5: I can't believe we just did that, but I feel really,
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm dreaming.
Speaker 4: How the fuck did I convince people to react to
Speaker 4: Wicked scene with me? I loved it. I do that
Speaker 4: like at your house? Yeah? Actually, would you? Yeah, you'd
Speaker 4: fuck it? Of course I'd fuck it, but I'd still
Speaker 4: do it. Yeah, of course I'm not. In fact, I
Speaker 4: don't know it any better. Oh my god, I loved
Speaker 4: we could go and see Wicked. It is coming to
Speaker 4: Melbourne too, which is yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like anyone listening to that that have never
Speaker 3: seen or heard a Wicked would have been like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck is going on?
Speaker 4: But okay, if that's not an and to go see it,
Speaker 4: I don't know what totally did you say? It's going
Speaker 4: to Melbourne, It's coming to Melbourne, coming to Melbourne? Is
Speaker 4: it going into Jenna?
Speaker 5: Can you google? Is it going anywhere? After that?
Speaker 6: I's see.
Speaker 4: It's seriously so good and the set design was gorgeous.
Speaker 4: The costuming is amazing.
Speaker 5: Even though you couldn't see the fucking the corpse underneath
Speaker 5: the house.
Speaker 4: I couldn't see that. I couldn't see the witch. No, no,
Speaker 4: no no, but I saw the big dragon. God, it's beautiful.
Speaker 6: Okay, I've just looked. So the only place is at
Speaker 6: the moment Sydney and Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Oh, they usually do Brizzy after that, I ogon they'll go.
Speaker 4: I think they will, thinkers crossed. It's really good and
Speaker 4: also worth the trip to Melbourne.
Speaker 6: You care Melbourne from March twenty twenty four, so.
Speaker 3: It's still in Sydney for a little bit. I keep
Speaker 3: getting emails saying last release tickets.
Speaker 4: All right, go see Weicked guys. If you can't be
Speaker 4: fucked with that, The Wicked movie is coming out next
Speaker 4: that's true. Yeah, where is it going on? What do
Speaker 4: you mean, Like, what's it going on?
Speaker 5: Is it like on a strap like the cinema?
Speaker 4: Wow, that's so cool. Really all right, everyone, let's go,
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Speaker 3: Shit.
Speaker 4: Fooled you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, either a to or be actually read Britney Spears's book.
Speaker 6: No, but I really want to.
Speaker 4: I have no interest. Really, what's written in all emojis
Speaker 4: or something, isn't it?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't think i'd have any interests, but I thought
Speaker 3: i'll the day it came out, I was like, yeah, listen,
Speaker 3: I'll give it it well so that when people are
Speaker 3: talking about it, I can talk about it too.
Speaker 5: I've got a bit swept up in it.
Speaker 4: And Michelle Williams is the one narrating it. Yeah, from
Speaker 4: Destiny's Child.
Speaker 6: No, No, No actress who's blonde, Michelle Williams.
Speaker 5: You know if you saw her? Faith I reckon because
Speaker 5: I googled her and I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 4: Genuinely thought it was Michelle from Destiny's Child.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: But I'm kind of glad that they did get someone
Speaker 3: else to read the audio book because have you heard
Speaker 3: just the first bit that Britney reads?
Speaker 5: Yes, she reads the first bit and it's all off.
Speaker 4: Really have you not heard it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Okay, hold on, I'll bring it up on my foot.
Speaker 4: We played it on the on the radio shows. It's
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 5: Well, Jenna hasn't heard it, so I'm going to play
Speaker 5: it again. You're just gonna have to suffer through it.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, it was just for content. I'm not.
Speaker 4: I just I think she's been the ringer. I fell
Speaker 4: for her.
Speaker 3: This is my favorite thing. Like there's maybe three tracks
Speaker 3: that Britney reads. The first one is five seconds long.
Speaker 3: This it's called dedication for my.
Speaker 12: Boys, who are the loves of my life.
Speaker 4: That's it. Wow, I should have been paid shit.
Speaker 3: And then she did love my life life. She did
Speaker 3: the author's note and I'll go the prologue. Actually she
Speaker 3: read like the first chapter essentially, and just the pacing
Speaker 3: was all off. I was like, I don't think I
Speaker 3: could listen to that for the whole book Love the Cow,
Speaker 3: But I couldn't listen if she was reading the whole
Speaker 3: thing prologue.
Speaker 12: As a little girl, I walked for hours alone in
Speaker 12: the silent woods behind my house in Louisiana, singing songs.
Speaker 12: Being outside gave me a sense of a liveness and danger.
Speaker 12: When I was growing up, my mother and father of
Speaker 12: constantly it was an alcoholic. I was usually scared in
Speaker 12: my home. Outside wasn't necessarily heaven either.
Speaker 4: Oh stop sounds like an episode of Keeping Up with
Speaker 4: the Kardashi And they've spliced her inflections together.
Speaker 6: And also the vocal fry is a lot.
Speaker 3: Apparently someone went to her home to record just that bit,
Speaker 3: like she was just recording at home. I'm like, would
Speaker 3: it have killed them to turn the fucking sunbeam fan?
Speaker 11: Like hear?
Speaker 4: Was that from home?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But then obviously Michelle Williams did the act.
Speaker 3: Is it Michelle william Yeah, Yes, we did the whole thing,
Speaker 3: the rest of it, And I was like, okay, actually,
Speaker 3: thank god because she had a good voice.
Speaker 4: Definitely, is she allowed out of the house?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 3: She made it out like at the moment, she's just
Speaker 3: trying to get her shit back together because of everything
Speaker 3: she's been through. It wasn't even the conservativeship that was
Speaker 3: the worst of it. It was when they threw her
Speaker 3: in rehab for a bit. That's what sucked her up
Speaker 3: more than anything. She was a lithium without when was
Speaker 3: she in when she canceled her Vegas residency at short
Speaker 3: notice because she was being made to a second one
Speaker 3: and she was like, come on, guys, I just fucking
Speaker 3: wrapped the first one. Yeah, I don't want to do
Speaker 3: another one straight away. And so because she disobeyed her
Speaker 3: far that they chucked in rehab and that's when she
Speaker 3: came out all loopy. She was like fine ish before that.
Speaker 4: So the lithium fuctor, what's lithium? I don't even know,
Speaker 4: but yeah, it's what. It's what it's in all those
Speaker 4: double A chatter but double batteries. Let me google it.
Speaker 5: Actually I should begin general to do that, but it's fine.
Speaker 5: I'm already halfway the season.
Speaker 4: His fingers are already.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Lithium battery is the first thing that comes up.
Speaker 5: Lithium medication, how it works and side effects. Stabilizing medicine
Speaker 5: used to treat certain mental illnesses, such as bipolar disorder.
Speaker 3: Short term effects can include nausea and diarrhea, muscle weakness,
Speaker 3: or a dazed feeling. A long term side of it,
Speaker 3: can we wait game blah blah blah. Basically, it's it's
Speaker 3: heavy duty shit and it can cause mania, feeling highly excited,
Speaker 3: over active, or distracted.
Speaker 4: The poor thing. Yeah, because she was on TV, remember,
Speaker 4: like before that, she was hosting like America's Next.
Speaker 3: Oh no, she did X Factor and she said in
Speaker 3: the book that she fucking hated that. Oh really, yeah,
Speaker 3: she was like, I nailed it, but I hated it.
Speaker 4: I feel for how old is she?
Speaker 5: I'll google it again?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Also, I think lithium is a great word for you
Speaker 4: to say with your lisp.
Speaker 5: Lithium.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, it just sounds like I'm trying to say
Speaker 3: lissium correct. How old is Britney spears?
Speaker 4: I'm going to twenty three? You said forty. You could
Speaker 4: have been like I was gonna say one, but I
Speaker 4: didn't want to be annoying. I actually was thinking forty
Speaker 4: three far out. Well, I don't like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to read it.
Speaker 6: Really, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Don't listen to it.
Speaker 5: It's good and to be honest, it's like it's not
Speaker 5: a tricky read.
Speaker 3: She's very concise and like cuts through all the bullshit
Speaker 3: and just tells you the good stuff in a concise way.
Speaker 4: Oh, the whole Britney situation is so sad.
Speaker 3: It is anyway, what about nineteen eighty nine Taylor's version
Speaker 3: just catching up on all the fucking pop culture that
Speaker 3: happened in our week off It.
Speaker 4: Does nothing for me. Yeah, I just I just enjoy
Speaker 4: more adult music. Sorry, you've got a real attitude on
Speaker 4: you today. I just wanted to piss off the Swifties. No,
Speaker 4: I just Taylor Swifts. I'm going to sing a song
Speaker 4: and you're gonna believe it. Tailor song, right. I think
Speaker 4: the fire bush wrung really warm and bread. That's a
Speaker 4: tail Stiff song. The City Lights captured my heart. I said, no,
Speaker 4: it's a fart.
Speaker 3: That's taylorstof TikTok making fun of Taylor Swift's lyrics. It
Speaker 3: was like invisible nee on coffee mug high, invisible neon
Speaker 3: coffee mug high.
Speaker 4: She would fucking it's so bad. She threw the words
Speaker 4: on a cold summer's day. Hey me, it is my
Speaker 4: time to shine. Here.
Speaker 3: You are slagging off Taylor Stiff, But if they offered
Speaker 3: you an interview, you'd be sucking right up hers so quick.
Speaker 4: God wouldn't prepare one question, but I would completely do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: I didn't like Taylor's version of nineteen eighty nine We
Speaker 3: Get Back on Track. You didn't like I thought the
Speaker 3: I thought Scooter's version was better.
Speaker 5: It just sounded like it's really auto tuned and fucking yeah,
Speaker 5: I get that.
Speaker 4: Let me see if we've got the two here, here
Speaker 4: we go. So this is a comparison original original.
Speaker 7: Version.
Speaker 5: Now she said that she's got a gun to her head.
Speaker 11: Click.
Speaker 4: So like, do you have to stream a Taylor's version
Speaker 4: if you want to be ethical?
Speaker 5: I guess so yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The idea is that fans can morally listen to music
Speaker 5: knowing that they're not supporting that dope scooter brawls.
Speaker 4: Look what you made Me do? Taylor's version is leaked.
Speaker 5: Bullshit. It's been out for a one month, that video,
Speaker 5: and it's only got eight k views.
Speaker 4: Extended and everyone's commenting this is exciting. I'm obsessed with this.
Speaker 4: Skip to one thirty five says God is above all
Speaker 4: of us?
Speaker 11: What made me do?
Speaker 4: What you made me do?
Speaker 5: Taylor's version of that st I don't like it.
Speaker 4: Look what you mean, Matthew Matthew Perry died.
Speaker 5: Oh how bad was that? Because Oscar had literally been
Speaker 5: in this studio and said, can friends just die?
Speaker 11: Yeah? I did say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh that's not good. No, that was
Speaker 4: very sad, do you know what.
Speaker 3: I'm ashamed to admit this. But after we did that
Speaker 3: jingle thing where Oscar did the Friends Things song. It
Speaker 3: was in my head and we were saying, friends isn't
Speaker 3: very us, is it? It's too straight culture.
Speaker 4: I started rewatching friends. Oh no, they died.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 5: It was like fresh of mind.
Speaker 3: And also when I was rewatching Friends, I'd started making
Speaker 3: a list of all the jokes that haven't aged well,
Speaker 3: like all the anti queer jokes that have been made,
Speaker 3: and I was going to do a segment on that
Speaker 3: doesn't seem right now.
Speaker 4: No, although to be fair, Chandler didn't deliver a.
Speaker 5: Lot of those lines.
Speaker 4: No true, who was it? Okay?
Speaker 5: Why don't you guess who had the most problematic line? A?
Speaker 4: No, I reckon Rachel.
Speaker 6: Phoebe, No.
Speaker 5: Cross, Monica and Ross the Gallows.
Speaker 6: There was a few from them, and also the whole
Speaker 6: fat shaming.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and they were transphobic because fuck yeah, yeah, discuss,
Speaker 4: but we won't flag them off. Yeah, let's let's not
Speaker 4: the dead dead dead. So yeah, any updates in your life, Mitchell,
Speaker 4: Not that I can think of. No, I told you
Speaker 4: all the good news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you weren't as excited as I thought you'd been
Speaker 3: when I told you that I've been reunited with Franco
Speaker 3: the hairdresser that I was very excited.
Speaker 11: I was it.
Speaker 4: I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm the come down after the tour.
Speaker 4: It's a couple of days after I still haven't had
Speaker 4: a good eight hours of sleep. I need I need
Speaker 4: a weekend of respite, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I get it, just to fully recover be myself again.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm being bottomized him. Eleven flights in
Speaker 4: a month too many? Yeah, and one bus? I get
Speaker 4: How was the absolutely shocking? It on a bus? It
Speaker 4: was a van. I was sold on a bus with
Speaker 4: a toilet and microwave.
Speaker 6: But it was a van with toilet, no toilet, so
Speaker 6: just the minivan.
Speaker 4: It was a minivan with picturing a Greyhound.
Speaker 11: As was I.
Speaker 4: It was a It was a Herd's higher car with
Speaker 4: eight seeds.
Speaker 5: Oh that's not too bad. That sounds kind of fun.
Speaker 4: Road trip. Well, the first half hour was fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also that boring drive to Canberra, Oh my god, how
Speaker 4: long does it? For three and a half hours.
Speaker 3: It's literally like the maps in my car. If I'm
Speaker 3: getting directions to Cambra, it'll say turn right onto the
Speaker 3: hum Highway and then in four hundred kilometers you've reached
Speaker 3: your destination.
Speaker 4: It's boring. It is on the one road the whole time.
Speaker 4: Cambra is beautiful though for the idiots that live in
Speaker 4: and around Questa. Con Canbra's weird though, Like it's kind
Speaker 4: of grim like Billy Griffith Griffin Griffin. Do I say
Speaker 4: Griffith Griffin like the dragon thing? Yeah, that is Griffin,
Speaker 4: Peter and Low with Griffith, I get that confused, like
Speaker 4: Burly Griffin.
Speaker 5: What we're going to say? Like, I think it's pretty.
Speaker 4: What's what's awful about the lake? I think Cambri is pretty.
Speaker 4: I like the architecture and everything's a round it, you know,
Speaker 4: all the streets around. It's a metaphor for how like
Speaker 4: public servants and politics, like it just goes around. It's
Speaker 4: serving you're making.
Speaker 5: Matter or if you're recalled, if failing you a little bit.
Speaker 4: Because I don't think some one told me something about
Speaker 4: the curves. There's no there's no turns in Canberra. It's
Speaker 4: all round. I'm gonna get the map up.
Speaker 5: And once once you're on a road, you're just stuck there.
Speaker 5: There's no turns, a spiral.
Speaker 4: Red tape, nothing, can ever get done because we just
Speaker 4: go around around in circles.
Speaker 3: I remember the fun fact that they told us on
Speaker 3: the cambrick'scursion that see the circle around Parliament House.
Speaker 5: Yes, all of those streets in red.
Speaker 3: They are like Sydney Street, Melbourne Street, Brisbane Street, Perth Street,
Speaker 3: and they're all the ones that are pointing in the
Speaker 3: direction of that town.
Speaker 4: This is cool. I'm pulling it up. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 4: you look circle, circle, circle, So I'm seeing a whole
Speaker 4: lot of not circle. I don't know what. Well it's not.
Speaker 5: There are no turns in Canberra.
Speaker 4: It's all round.
Speaker 6: Quite a lot of turns.
Speaker 4: Look, there's just a lot of it. Look round round, round, right, round,
Speaker 4: right right, No, we should look circle circle, circle, circle. Yeah,
Speaker 4: from what year is this circle circle, Jenna, it's current,
Speaker 4: it's from its not eighteen oh seven. Did you go
Speaker 4: to questicon absolutely not.
Speaker 5: No, it was a working holiday, a gena not letter.
Speaker 4: I was there for there. We drove in at three pm,
Speaker 4: We had a show that night and I was flying
Speaker 4: out at six am the next day. Yeah, you still
Speaker 4: had time what for a quick ten minute earthquake room?
Speaker 6: That's cool, but it was very triuggering because it happened.
Speaker 6: I went there two years after my earthquakes.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Jenna, Well then you would have been equipped
Speaker 3: to compare is this what an earthquakes really like? Or
Speaker 3: is it just a room that kind of shakes?
Speaker 4: It was just a room that short, sure, yeah, and
Speaker 4: where in actual fact, the earthquake was not a room
Speaker 4: that shore. What was the earthquake?
Speaker 6: It was a horrific experience.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about it the other day, and you
Speaker 3: know how we did Jenner's fable, the horrific stories that
Speaker 3: she's been through. I'm like, fuck, I could easily whip
Speaker 3: up a fable too, because, like I tell stories on
Speaker 3: the fly on the podcast, but there's some fucked up
Speaker 3: things that have happened that I've got some cooked stories,
Speaker 3: but I never tell them because then it's very rare
Speaker 3: that they'd be relevant.
Speaker 6: That's true.
Speaker 4: Well, I have fables too. What if we all tell
Speaker 4: a fable?
Speaker 5: It has to be really fucked up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got one. I've gone about my guinea pig
Speaker 4: patch being taken by No you've told.
Speaker 6: That a few times and I don't want to hear
Speaker 6: animal abuse.
Speaker 5: Think I did an impression of it at the time.
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 4: Ah off into the distance, He goes, that was brilliant.
Speaker 4: You do a great guinea bit interesting? All right, Well
Speaker 4: weip up a fable.
Speaker 5: It has to be something fucked though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got so many. I've got one about the
Speaker 4: origins of the MATURI name my uncle shot his wife
Speaker 4: in the head and had renamed jury. Yeah, yeah, I've
Speaker 4: had worse, great great great great great uncle.
Speaker 5: You I'm talking about, like something that happened to you.
Speaker 4: I was there. I've never spoken about it. Handed into
Speaker 4: the gun.
Speaker 5: We hope this podcast make better today.
Speaker 4: That's all.
Speaker 5: So we we bloody fucking will do.
Speaker 4: That's not follow you. I thought I could have done better,
Speaker 4: but I was okay with it. But we were all right.
Speaker 4: I thought I thought you were great, Jenny, you were terrible.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but that's the character.
Speaker 4: She forgot her lines.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not like she has an excuse because she
Speaker 3: didn't have to remember them and then were written in
Speaker 3: front of it.
Speaker 5: She didn't say it.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll see you next week.
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