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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Every Friday, before you head into your weekend, we give

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<v Speaker 2>you a chance to confess, cleanse yourself, so cathartsit release.

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<v Speaker 2>Share the dumb, idiotic thing you did this week. We

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<v Speaker 2>all do these things that share them together. We want

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<v Speaker 2>to know, why are you a genius this week?

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<v Speaker 3>Genius Smart Einstein, Genius of the Week.

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<v Speaker 1>Got in my car, went to put my laptop in

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<v Speaker 1>the back of the car, realized I was in someone

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<v Speaker 1>else's car.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a baby seat in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>Five am I get out to my car, open the door,

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<v Speaker 1>pitch black, sit down. Thirty seconds later I realized I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the passenger seat waiting for someone to drive me.

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<v Speaker 1>My husband, I think, is your genius of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>He lost his reading glasses and then he deduced that

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<v Speaker 1>the local raven who lives around our area must have

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<v Speaker 1>stolen them.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, why are you a genius this week? I'll

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<v Speaker 4>go first.

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<v Speaker 2>This week on the show, I was talking about how

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<v Speaker 2>had to work counsel internet, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I said how I did it and take an hour

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<v Speaker 4>and seven minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't say there was a big chunk of that

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<v Speaker 2>was I called up the wrong provider.

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<v Speaker 4>They were like, we can't find his assist and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>You people do this, yeah right, yeah, yeah, you're just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get me frustrated so I don't cancer.

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<v Speaker 4>When it's not going to work with me. Look again,

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<v Speaker 4>my friends.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, how long did it take to realize que.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go into the full tech busy

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<v Speaker 2>show calls breaking up? He went hello, Hello, no hung up?

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<v Speaker 2>And you shudder almost threw the phone. Aware God, no

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<v Speaker 2>one else can see the shear stupidity.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, oh my god, how am I still alive?

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<v Speaker 4>How I haven't got this far into life? Perhaps? Why

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<v Speaker 4>you a genius?

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<v Speaker 5>Isem? Well, I've done a couple. Actually, I went to

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<v Speaker 5>the supermarket the other day. I took love God's car

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<v Speaker 5>and he's got one of those automatic ignition buttons you

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<v Speaker 5>don't have, like very fancy anyway, So I got out

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<v Speaker 5>of the car and it wouldn't lock with the remote thing,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm thinking, what's it doing? I didn't turned it off?

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<v Speaker 4>I do that with still well yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Then last night I got out of the car. I

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<v Speaker 5>had a couple of disposable coffee cups I needed to

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<v Speaker 5>throw in the bin. And I had my phone and

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<v Speaker 5>my purse and my keys in one hand and the

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<v Speaker 5>coffee cups in the other, but I threw my phone

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<v Speaker 5>and keys in this into the bin.

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<v Speaker 2>Been a long week, for very very emotional week.

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<v Speaker 5>And you could hear it hit the bottom of the

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<v Speaker 5>recycling So I just say it's because I am not mom.

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<v Speaker 3>I am not doing it.

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<v Speaker 5>And she had to, like Chris had to lift her

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<v Speaker 5>up to step.

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<v Speaker 4>A scene from Annie.

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<v Speaker 5>She's like, you better double my pay for this. This

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<v Speaker 5>is disgusting, Mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's great, Patsy and Jack, why are you genius?

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<v Speaker 3>This week, I have a chip tooth. I chip when

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<v Speaker 3>I was younger, and I've actually got a veneer on

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<v Speaker 3>the corner of one of my front teeth.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that gold one. It looks really cool.

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<v Speaker 3>This week, Bianka had a big pack of popcorn to

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<v Speaker 3>serve ready for the birthday party. And on Sunday night

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<v Speaker 3>I saw it and I wanted me some, but I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want her to know that I was tucking into

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<v Speaker 3>the popcorn. So it was a big plastic bag with

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<v Speaker 3>a tape top, and I tried to undo the tape

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<v Speaker 3>so I wouldn't be noticed.

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<v Speaker 4>A perfect grime wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming undone, so I put the tape between my teeth

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<v Speaker 3>and started you think on it, and I've pulled the

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<v Speaker 3>veneer off my You.

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<v Speaker 4>Did catch yourself. You got to get the dentist out,

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<v Speaker 4>but I've got to go back to the dentist.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, otherwise you're going to get some lock tight

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<v Speaker 2>glue or something, or do it yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you a Genius this week? Andrea? I hear

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<v Speaker 4>this is a live Genius of the week that's happening

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<v Speaker 4>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, gracious, your producer rang me back from

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<v Speaker 1>an email that i'd sent about previous bright moments. While

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<v Speaker 1>she'd called me, I was in the middle of being

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<v Speaker 1>locked out of my house already this.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning, in the middle of trying to get the kids

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<v Speaker 4>in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Cant screaming at them about not being organized and not

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<v Speaker 1>taking responsibility for their.

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<v Speaker 3>So where are you right now?

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<v Speaker 1>On my driveway with the kids in the car. We're

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<v Speaker 1>just about to leave. But when we're about yeah, we've

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<v Speaker 1>locked ourselves out of the house. So we have to

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<v Speaker 1>get around to the neighbor and get into the backyard

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<v Speaker 1>that way so the kid can get through the dog

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<v Speaker 1>door and get it in the house again.

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<v Speaker 4>How small is the cat?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a large labrador and skinny kids, So good

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<v Speaker 1>go me and Copra on this one. But and if

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<v Speaker 1>you'd known how I'd woken up this morning. My kids

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<v Speaker 1>borrowed my plug in charger last night without asking, so

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<v Speaker 1>I put my phone on with an alarm to meet

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend for a run, only to find out that

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<v Speaker 1>my phone had actually twitched itself off without any power

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<v Speaker 1>because it wasn't actually plugged in.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew the biggest audients we have with our teenagers about

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<v Speaker 2>stealing charging cables and that they're constantly stealing mind it's

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<v Speaker 2>always when you're aout to run out of power as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I own more shares an Apple than I should. When

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<v Speaker 1>it comes to buying.

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<v Speaker 2>Power, I try and get those cheaper ones and then

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<v Speaker 2>the top of the town. My friend had an Apple storey.

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<v Speaker 3>To do that with the Apple Watch.

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<v Speaker 6>Get the charger, Andrea, I hope it all works out, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>for you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Thank you, thanks for thinking of us on your

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<v Speaker 4>moment crisis. All right, take care of you. Let's get

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<v Speaker 4>to Jennifer Nout.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm Christian, I'm your genius.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the week.

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<v Speaker 4>What have you done?

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<v Speaker 7>I have a beautiful neighbor who had a birthday, and

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<v Speaker 7>she'd gone out to lunch. So I wanted to put

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<v Speaker 7>signs all up the street and all over her house

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<v Speaker 7>wishing at your birthday, because she's such a brilliant neighbor.

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<v Speaker 7>And I went outside with no pockets in my clothing,

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<v Speaker 7>and I put my keys somewhere really safe because I

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<v Speaker 7>need the for my car and to get in and

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<v Speaker 7>lock my house. She came home and asked me to

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<v Speaker 7>come in because I left cake in there for her birthday.

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<v Speaker 7>And she said, come in for coffee and a cake,

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<v Speaker 7>and I said, okay, I'll be in. So I looked

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<v Speaker 7>for my keys so I could lock the door as

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<v Speaker 7>I go out because it's a deadlock. Couldn't find my keys.

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<v Speaker 7>I turned the house upside down, ripped everything, even the

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<v Speaker 7>washing machine apart, to find my keys. I found them.

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<v Speaker 7>Where do you think they were? They were inside my

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<v Speaker 7>brast They got so warm that I couldn't feel them,

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<v Speaker 7>and I felt such an idiot and an old fool.

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<v Speaker 3>Washing machine one hundred parts.

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<v Speaker 7>I had clothes and it was raining, so I put

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<v Speaker 7>my clothes in the washing machine. I thought I'd probably

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<v Speaker 7>put them in with the clothes.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh gotcha. Otherwise, I thought, did you use it as

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<v Speaker 4>someone kind of hambag or something in the branch.

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<v Speaker 7>I was freaking out.

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<v Speaker 4>You would have been, You would have been, We all

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<v Speaker 4>would have been.

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<v Speaker 7>Pretty silly, said I won't get that one too fast.

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<v Speaker 4>You won't.

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<v Speaker 7>Lesson learns absolutely

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