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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Every Friday, before you head into your weekend, we give

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Speaker 2: you a chance to confess, cleanse yourself, so cathartsit release.

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Speaker 2: Share the dumb, idiotic thing you did this week. We

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Speaker 2: all do these things that share them together. We want

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Speaker 2: to know, why are you a genius this week?

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Speaker 3: Genius Smart Einstein, Genius of the Week.

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Speaker 1: Got in my car, went to put my laptop in

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Speaker 1: the back of the car, realized I was in someone

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Speaker 1: else's car.

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Speaker 4: There was a baby seat in the back.

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Speaker 1: Five am I get out to my car, open the door,

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Speaker 1: pitch black, sit down. Thirty seconds later I realized I'm

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Speaker 1: in the passenger seat waiting for someone to drive me.

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Speaker 1: My husband, I think, is your genius of the week.

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Speaker 1: He lost his reading glasses and then he deduced that

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Speaker 1: the local raven who lives around our area must have

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Speaker 1: stolen them.

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Speaker 4: All right, why are you a genius this week? I'll

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Speaker 4: go first.

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Speaker 2: This week on the show, I was talking about how

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Speaker 2: had to work counsel internet, and.

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Speaker 4: I said how I did it and take an hour

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Speaker 4: and seven minutes.

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Speaker 2: We didn't say there was a big chunk of that

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Speaker 2: was I called up the wrong provider.

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Speaker 4: They were like, we can't find his assist and I

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Speaker 4: was like, here we go.

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Speaker 2: You people do this, yeah right, yeah, yeah, you're just

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Speaker 2: trying to get me frustrated so I don't cancer.

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Speaker 4: When it's not going to work with me. Look again,

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Speaker 4: my friends.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, how long did it take to realize que.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go into the full tech busy

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Speaker 2: show calls breaking up? He went hello, Hello, no hung up?

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Speaker 2: And you shudder almost threw the phone. Aware God, no

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Speaker 2: one else can see the shear stupidity.

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Speaker 4: You're like, oh my god, how am I still alive?

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Speaker 4: How I haven't got this far into life? Perhaps? Why

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Speaker 4: you a genius?

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Speaker 5: Isem? Well, I've done a couple. Actually, I went to

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Speaker 5: the supermarket the other day. I took love God's car

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Speaker 5: and he's got one of those automatic ignition buttons you

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Speaker 5: don't have, like very fancy anyway, So I got out

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Speaker 5: of the car and it wouldn't lock with the remote thing,

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Speaker 5: and I'm thinking, what's it doing? I didn't turned it off?

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Speaker 4: I do that with still well yeah, and.

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Speaker 5: Then last night I got out of the car. I

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Speaker 5: had a couple of disposable coffee cups I needed to

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Speaker 5: throw in the bin. And I had my phone and

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Speaker 5: my purse and my keys in one hand and the

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Speaker 5: coffee cups in the other, but I threw my phone

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Speaker 5: and keys in this into the bin.

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Speaker 2: Been a long week, for very very emotional week.

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Speaker 5: And you could hear it hit the bottom of the

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Speaker 5: recycling So I just say it's because I am not mom.

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Speaker 3: I am not doing it.

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Speaker 5: And she had to, like Chris had to lift her

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Speaker 5: up to step.

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Speaker 4: A scene from Annie.

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Speaker 5: She's like, you better double my pay for this. This

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Speaker 5: is disgusting, Mom.

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Speaker 4: Let's great, Patsy and Jack, why are you genius?

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Speaker 3: This week, I have a chip tooth. I chip when

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Speaker 3: I was younger, and I've actually got a veneer on

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Speaker 3: the corner of one of my front teeth.

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Speaker 4: Oh that gold one. It looks really cool.

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Speaker 3: This week, Bianka had a big pack of popcorn to

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Speaker 3: serve ready for the birthday party. And on Sunday night

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Speaker 3: I saw it and I wanted me some, but I

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Speaker 3: didn't want her to know that I was tucking into

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Speaker 3: the popcorn. So it was a big plastic bag with

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Speaker 3: a tape top, and I tried to undo the tape

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Speaker 3: so I wouldn't be noticed.

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Speaker 4: A perfect grime wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Coming undone, so I put the tape between my teeth

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Speaker 3: and started you think on it, and I've pulled the

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Speaker 3: veneer off my You.

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Speaker 4: Did catch yourself. You got to get the dentist out,

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Speaker 4: but I've got to go back to the dentist.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, otherwise you're going to get some lock tight

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Speaker 2: glue or something, or do it yourself.

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Speaker 4: Why are you a Genius this week? Andrea? I hear

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Speaker 4: this is a live Genius of the week that's happening

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, gracious, your producer rang me back from

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Speaker 1: an email that i'd sent about previous bright moments. While

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Speaker 1: she'd called me, I was in the middle of being

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Speaker 1: locked out of my house already this.

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Speaker 4: Morning, in the middle of trying to get the kids

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Speaker 1: Cant screaming at them about not being organized and not

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Speaker 1: taking responsibility for their.

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Speaker 3: So where are you right now?

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Speaker 1: On my driveway with the kids in the car. We're

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Speaker 1: just about to leave. But when we're about yeah, we've

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Speaker 1: locked ourselves out of the house. So we have to

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Speaker 1: get around to the neighbor and get into the backyard

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Speaker 1: that way so the kid can get through the dog

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Speaker 1: door and get it in the house again.

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Speaker 4: How small is the cat?

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Speaker 1: I've got a large labrador and skinny kids, So good

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Speaker 1: go me and Copra on this one. But and if

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Speaker 1: you'd known how I'd woken up this morning. My kids

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Speaker 1: borrowed my plug in charger last night without asking, so

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Speaker 1: I put my phone on with an alarm to meet

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend for a run, only to find out that

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Speaker 1: my phone had actually twitched itself off without any power

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Speaker 1: because it wasn't actually plugged in.

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Speaker 2: Andrew the biggest audients we have with our teenagers about

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Speaker 2: stealing charging cables and that they're constantly stealing mind it's

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Speaker 2: always when you're aout to run out of power as well.

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Speaker 1: I own more shares an Apple than I should. When

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Speaker 1: it comes to buying.

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Speaker 2: Power, I try and get those cheaper ones and then

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Speaker 2: the top of the town. My friend had an Apple storey.

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Speaker 3: To do that with the Apple Watch.

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Speaker 6: Get the charger, Andrea, I hope it all works out, okay,

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Speaker 6: for you're.

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Speaker 4: Right, Thank you, thanks for thinking of us on your

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Speaker 4: moment crisis. All right, take care of you. Let's get

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Speaker 4: to Jennifer Nout.

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Speaker 7: I'm Christian, I'm your genius.

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Speaker 2: Of the week.

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Speaker 4: What have you done?

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Speaker 7: I have a beautiful neighbor who had a birthday, and

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Speaker 7: she'd gone out to lunch. So I wanted to put

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Speaker 7: signs all up the street and all over her house

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Speaker 7: wishing at your birthday, because she's such a brilliant neighbor.

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Speaker 7: And I went outside with no pockets in my clothing,

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Speaker 7: and I put my keys somewhere really safe because I

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Speaker 7: need the for my car and to get in and

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Speaker 7: lock my house. She came home and asked me to

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Speaker 7: come in because I left cake in there for her birthday.

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Speaker 7: And she said, come in for coffee and a cake,

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Speaker 7: and I said, okay, I'll be in. So I looked

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Speaker 7: for my keys so I could lock the door as

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Speaker 7: I go out because it's a deadlock. Couldn't find my keys.

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Speaker 7: I turned the house upside down, ripped everything, even the

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Speaker 7: washing machine apart, to find my keys. I found them.

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Speaker 7: Where do you think they were? They were inside my

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Speaker 7: brast They got so warm that I couldn't feel them,

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Speaker 7: and I felt such an idiot and an old fool.

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Speaker 3: Washing machine one hundred parts.

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Speaker 7: I had clothes and it was raining, so I put

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Speaker 7: my clothes in the washing machine. I thought I'd probably

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Speaker 7: put them in with the clothes.

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Speaker 4: Oh gotcha. Otherwise, I thought, did you use it as

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Speaker 4: someone kind of hambag or something in the branch.

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Speaker 7: I was freaking out.

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Speaker 4: You would have been, You would have been, We all

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Speaker 4: would have been.

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Speaker 7: Pretty silly, said I won't get that one too fast.

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Speaker 4: You won't.

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Speaker 7: Lesson learns absolutely

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