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Speaker 2: Away this We're to call from a guy called Joel

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Speaker 3: This, let's say hypothetically William Woody, where we're all best mates.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love this. I love this job.

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Speaker 3: You're going, all right, we're best mate because this has

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Speaker 3: been a question that I asked my message a few times. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: let's say in my will I was like, I want

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Speaker 3: William Woody. I'm going to get Gordon Ramsay or Jamie

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Speaker 3: Oliver or someone of that, you know that level.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that ilk to cook me, to cook you and

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Speaker 4: eat me?

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Speaker 5: Would you do it?

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Speaker 1: My goal? What are we talking about?

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Speaker 2: You you've done in like a garlic and white wine,

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Speaker 1: Or are we talking like you know, Asian infusion.

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Speaker 4: You have to tell Gordon, you'd have to ask.

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Speaker 3: You have to ask Gordon.

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Speaker 6: Unbelievable. That was like, that was just him, He just

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Speaker 6: went there anyway, what you just thought? I just felt

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Speaker 6: so Friday that conversation that we would bring back Joel,

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Speaker 6: and hopefully every Friday forthcoming we bring back Joel and

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Speaker 6: he gives us a hypothetical.

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Speaker 4: It was a hypothetical it's a hypothetical.

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Speaker 6: All right, Joel Jones, Now, hey, Joel, what's up?

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Speaker 4: Not much.

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Speaker 6: That that hypothetical had the whole team going for the

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Speaker 6: entire weekend last week.

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Speaker 1: So I'm glad. I'm glad.

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Speaker 6: We'd absolutely love it if you would grace us with

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Speaker 6: another hypothetical to tuck into today.

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Speaker 3: It was it was a toughy because I got a

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Speaker 3: call from one of your team. They asked me, do

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Speaker 3: I have any hypotheticals, And I've got thousands of hypotheticals.

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Speaker 1: Of course you do, not many of them pg.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't surprise me, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: And I'm I'm always onto shock factor, like I want

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Speaker 4: Okay. So but if we found one that is a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I say I filtered it.

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Speaker 1: I filtered that.

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Speaker 4: Good work, mate, good work. Can you can you hit

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, it starts with the fact because it's they're

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Speaker 1: That's great, all the facts in the last one, I

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Speaker 4: Give it to us.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So Liam, you know Liam Nathan, I love him

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Speaker 3: before I say anything about it, but I'm about to

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Speaker 1: The guy from taking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he goes out, he has it, he drinks and

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Speaker 3: he pisses himself. And there's so many photos out there

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Speaker 4: Times, so so he's regularly wean his pants.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, go on Google images, have a little.

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Speaker 2: Look and sorry, this is the fact that Liam Nason

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm getting it up. Why does Liam Neeson PE's

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Speaker 4: Is the question?

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Speaker 3: Oh now, if you went out right, would you got

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Speaker 4: Responsibly?

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Speaker 3: But sure, mate, responsibly would you go out if every

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Speaker 3: that you'd wet your pants just uncontrollably.

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Speaker 6: Wow, So every third, every third drink, there's a ten

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Speaker 3: It's it's minimal, but it's it's definitely there.

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Speaker 3: That's thirty percent chance. The mass is a little bit

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, that's thirty percent.

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Speaker 3: You still have if he drinks at dinner?

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Speaker 1: Kate, what do you reckon?

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Speaker 7: Absolutely not?

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Speaker 8: Well, you know, is it guaranteed to be the third?

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Speaker 7: Is it one of three?

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Speaker 6: It's guaranteed on the third one you're a ten percent

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Speaker 7: No, then I just drink to drinks and move on

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Speaker 2: Well, Kate, that's what we were saying in the soul actually,

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Speaker 2: oh five. Right, So it's almost like a nice little

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Speaker 6: Society soety might actually be a better place if we

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Speaker 6: all ourselves after let's go to CALLI here, Cally, what

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Speaker 6: are your thoughts would be?

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Speaker 1: Should I have a third? Is it worth a change

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Speaker 6: Easy for police officers when they go to breath o summer,

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Speaker 6: I need to kiss your pants more than.

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Speaker 1: Three I don't even need breathore. Let's carl sniff.

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Speaker 4: Cali. Would you?

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Speaker 6: Would you still have a few drinks if after every

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Speaker 5: I definitely would, because it's only ten percent chance. It's

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Speaker 4: Didn't think about that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't you yourself. But it's gone through to you.

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Speaker 2: It's gone through to your pants, it's gone through to

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Speaker 1: You've got a public image to uphold.

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Speaker 2: If you know, continue going to continue to fission the sea,

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Speaker 1: I think for single people is a different equation, I

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Speaker 9: Guys, if there was an eighty percent chance that I

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Speaker 9: That you have to commit to the cause. And it's

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Speaker 7: Guys.

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Speaker 3: It's easy.

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Speaker 9: Pop a diaper on, you've got shorts, you sut genes

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Speaker 9: girl when I was a bit tricky. But we've got

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Speaker 9: something called a little spank or batsuit. You know, sucks

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Speaker 9: You know, you squeeze in and you just you go out.

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Speaker 9: That's fine. Let it lose.

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Speaker 4: What about pool party? Pool parties? Actually super easy way.

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Speaker 1: I just didn't expect that.

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Speaker 4: You go on, Joel, what's that? Mate?

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Speaker 3: This is the reason I asked those questions because people

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Speaker 6: Have asked for.

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Speaker 2: You opened up what you were saying with what you said,

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Speaker 2: you've got to commit to the cause.

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Speaker 9: Well, it's the Australian cause, isn't it. Guys? It's going

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Speaker 9: And you got to tell the kids about something one day,

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Speaker 6: I'm about to prank corner mum. But before I call her,

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Speaker 6: it's worth mentioning that there's this condition which I've come

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Speaker 6: legit syndrome, which effectively means that you're a constant complainer.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so you can actually have a condition where

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Speaker 6: it's like you you will always complain.

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Speaker 4: It's a syndrome.

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Speaker 1: It's a syndrome.

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Speaker 6: A French psychoanalyst called Severio Tomosela came up with it

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Speaker 2: Like is it like a neurological thing, like are they

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Speaker 4: This article doesn't go into it.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure Severio has done a thesis which you can

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Speaker 4: But again, it's a syndrome.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 6: I love my mum, she's amazing, but I think I

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Speaker 1: She has she could complain for Australia.

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Speaker 6: It's an extraordinary ability to find a complaint within.

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Speaker 1: Find an issue thing, yeah, find a fly in the ointment.

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Speaker 1: So she could be having the best time in the

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Speaker 1: world and she'd be like, ah, it's a bit warm today.

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Speaker 6: So interesting you say that because mum is currently on

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Speaker 6: holiday and nursa perfect So I actually think of all

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Speaker 6: the times to be up and about. Now is the time,

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Speaker 6: right She's she's up there in the sunshine.

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Speaker 1: She's with your dad, a loving husband.

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Speaker 4: Husband, kids on the holiday, both kind.

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Speaker 1: Of retired semi retired as well.

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Speaker 4: They'll be living it up.

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Speaker 1: They've got nothing to worry about it in the world.

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Speaker 6: So the question is will she still be able to

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Speaker 6: find a complaint if I call her now?

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Speaker 2: They they're on a holiday, by the way, Like it's

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Speaker 2: not a work trip or anything, so they're just there

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Speaker 1: Wow, no work.

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Speaker 6: As I said, both retired, mum would probably still find work.

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Speaker 6: I had a shocking, shocking moment at my sister's baby

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Speaker 4: You could literally you could literally hear a bin dropping through.

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Speaker 1: It was exactly that.

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Speaker 4: It's just like, why didn't you say something?

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Speaker 4: Oh great name, Yeah what Bruce mcamaany, Bruce mcavaany. What

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Speaker 6: But I'm sure a lot of people have been in

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Speaker 6: Talking, you you were having a conversation with her, and

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Speaker 4: Did you think I looked pregnant? And then at that

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Speaker 2: Then she was like, but then she was like, the

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Speaker 1: At the moment, I was so good.

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Speaker 4: Over, Yes, he was emotional.

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Speaker 2: He came, he was very emotional, and I don't know,

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Speaker 2: And he was like, did you just call me my

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Speaker 1: And I was like, but I just ignored it. I

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Speaker 4: Six five. And this was your husband to put his

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Speaker 8: Yes, it was.

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Speaker 7: They were laughing.

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Speaker 4: It was a good backstory, required backstory. Let's go to Lauren. Now, Lauren,

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Speaker 4: what happened with you?

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Speaker 6: Who did you accidentally offend good customer?

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Speaker 5: I said, here's the skinny. Last forgot the opposite to

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Speaker 2: Still you said, here's the fat one.

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Speaker 5: It, they were bigger than the friend.

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Speaker 3: I will.

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Speaker 2: You just don't want to hear that it hurts you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for sharing.

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Speaker 2: Give Lauren something I reckon Roster is calling you, Lauren.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to Sarah. Now, fat, Sarah, what happen with you?

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Speaker 6: You accidentally offended someone?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so, basically I work in a hall setting, right,

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Speaker 8: And then she's like, are you calling me fat? You

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Speaker 7: Call me fat?

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Speaker 8: I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. I don't know what

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to be sucked into the wood.

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Speaker 8: I just want to die, like the ground would just

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Speaker 1: You're on the ground to sucker in, Oh, Sarah.

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Speaker 8: I know, right, my life, my life happened to the ground.

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Speaker 6: The ground, I think on record one of one of

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Junior producer anally suggested that Mark Wahlberg was the founder

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Speaker 2: that was bad. They do, they do, They didn't add

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Speaker 2: it comes to dumb comments.

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Speaker 6: Let's focus on LJ though, because no doubt, the biggest

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Speaker 11: Was this massive Optus outage effecting up to ten million

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Speaker 6: Now we don't have to go into it, but effectively,

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Speaker 12: I think My words were I think we could probably guess.

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Speaker 4: Easily.

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Speaker 6: She said, you can easily guess what carrier someone's with.

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Speaker 1: You take a look at.

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Speaker 2: A person, you know their eye color, vaguely, their height,

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Speaker 13: But that's saying is absolutely rub because everybody has a

453
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,080
Speaker 13: bad idea every now and then in a in a

454
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Speaker 13: creative brainstorm.

455
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,200
Speaker 12: So I'm appalled that this has got to a national

456
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Speaker 12: ready show.

457
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 2: I don't even know if it was an idea though,

458
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,399
Speaker 2: I'm sorry the brainstorm you were just like, oh, by

459
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,399
Speaker 2: the way, if I look at a person, I can tell.

460
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 1: What Tolco that is. There was no there was no

461
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 1: idea about it. It was just the dumbest thing of ever.

462
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 4: So I reckon Kim and that you said it earlier

463
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,679
Speaker 4: this week, el j. It would be it would be

464
00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 4: wrong of us not to.

465
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 6: Allow you to test out what you believe you can do.

466
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,640
Speaker 6: Thirty one six five is our number.

467
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,960
Speaker 4: Guys. You just need a phone or a carrier, give

468
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:09,480
Speaker 4: us a call.

469
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,560
Speaker 1: All you need is a carrier and a voice. Guys,

470
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:12,879
Speaker 1: give us a goal L.

471
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:16,119
Speaker 6: Jbile chat to you and then you'll be able to

472
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,879
Speaker 6: guess what carrier there with?

473
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,160
Speaker 1: Are you a chance here?

474
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 12: By the way, do you think, hey, let's bak me in?

475
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:21,679
Speaker 4: All right?

476
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,040
Speaker 1: Well, let's just you know, quick quick rounds in the studio.

477
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,439
Speaker 1: Who's wood you with? Which tell goes wood you with?

478
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:27,480
Speaker 9: What do you?

479
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 12: What did you have for your tea last night?

480
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 4: I had a pedimint tea after dinner last night. Telltra

481
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,640
Speaker 4: she's done it, she's off.

482
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,400
Speaker 1: She knew that though, you do? What about turncoat Tom?

483
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,520
Speaker 1: I button pusher.

484
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,320
Speaker 4: Tom? Yes?

485
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 12: What size shoes have you got?

486
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 1: Nine?

487
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 4: Photophone?

488
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 1: My god, it's gonna be the worst radio ever.

489
00:21:55,840 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 2: Hood up next, baseless all full assertion we're putting to

490
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 2: the test. Makes no sense at all, but we'll still

491
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 2: do it, which means like on the day, by the way,

492
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 2: you would have just been driving through the street going

493
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 2: outage on their phone. Outage on their phone, outage on

494
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 2: their phone.

495
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: Lit them up.

496
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 12: That day. The people who are on optics look miserable.

497
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 4: Okay, sure on that day.

498
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 6: But you went further, you said, even before one of

499
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 6: the big tailcoats dropped out that you can just tell

500
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 6: with someone, And then you also looked at us like

501
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 6: in shock, like what you guys can't tell? You guys

502
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,080
Speaker 6: can't tell within your friendship group which carrier is with

503
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 6: which person. Anyway, it'd be wrong of us, though, to

504
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,199
Speaker 6: not allow you.

505
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 1: Were And do you want to have a shot of this?

506
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 1: Do you actually want to do the crack?

507
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 13: That just a couple of rules, so it tells options

508
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 13: vodaphone are we talking like?

509
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 12: Amaze him door an amazing.

510
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,320
Speaker 4: Amazing you're writing them down. You don't even know all

511
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:06,440
Speaker 4: the carriers.

512
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:11,040
Speaker 2: Vision of course amazing, sim amazed, sim not amazing.

513
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: This is so far from amazing that much.

514
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,439
Speaker 4: Let's go to Lee.

515
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: How are you amazing? I'm good?

516
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 4: How are you very good? You've got l J.

517
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: L J ali? Are you love? I'm good?

518
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,120
Speaker 3: Thank you?

519
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 12: Excellent. Couple of questions for you, my love? Do you

520
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,560
Speaker 12: like do you like watching soccer?

521
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: No?

522
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 12: Right, well that's hopped us out.

523
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 2: Oh okay, you only all had one question el because

524
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 2: you said you could.

525
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 1: You said you just knew straight away, so you can't

526
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: wrizzle it down. Do you use do you use Telstra? Okay?

527
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 4: Well, not that we.

528
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 2: Gotta we've got to get out of here at six,

529
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 2: and he knew what carrier is with who.

530
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 13: You wait, I'm gonna go for door door do.

531
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: The first one is struck up? And you thought you

532
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,639
Speaker 1: were the genius because you're like, well, people only get

533
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: up just to watch the football.

534
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 2: That's only you, you bummy bastard.

535
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:22,880
Speaker 1: You're the only one she's up to. This is awful,

536
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:26,959
Speaker 1: This is absolutely shocking.

537
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:27,719
Speaker 4: I apologize.

538
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: I apologize to everyone that has to listen to this. Alright,

539
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 1: go on, ask you a question.

540
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 12: Hello, Amanda, how are you love? Amanda? I'm not even

541
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 12: gonna ask you a question, and not Virgin.

542
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 9: Say it again, Virgin, you're just going straight for the guests.

543
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, just the bro.

544
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about culture. You do you want to do it? There? One?

545
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 2: Do you want to know on the coffin if you

546
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: if you're none from three here? If she's none from three,

547
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 2: I think what you and I don't get a single

548
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 2: cup of tea next week?

549
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so you gotta if you're none from three?

550
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 1: I think so? Yeah? I like that, Yeah, I thought

551
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: you might.

552
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 2: All right, okay, all right, let's go to hi Emily

553
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,879
Speaker 2: and I should say LJ if you get this.

554
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: If you get it, what you're going to do for me?

555
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,440
Speaker 1: All the reverse. We'll get your cup of tea whenever

556
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 1: you want a cup of tea.

557
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 4: Though, All right now deal deal teas on this one.

558
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 4: All right, Emily, you've got alg.

559
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,959
Speaker 12: Hi, Emily, Hey, how are you all right?

560
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 4: How are you?

561
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: Gorge?

562
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 12: Emily? When's the last time your carrier dropped out?

563
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 1: That?

564
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 4: It is not said you can guess the carrier?

565
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you can't.

566
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 6: Emily answered the questions that question, Just guess.

567
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 1: What carry my God?

568
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 6: Okay, optors, optors, here we go, Emily, No, no.

569
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: The Tailescoft tickets. We're all on the Tailescoft website right now.

570
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: I've got a name right all right, right now, God,

571
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: Well that's every I's thinking Swift at the moment.

572
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 4: I know we don't have tickets. By the way, if

573
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 4: you if you're calling.

574
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 1: I'm in the box. I'm in the box man and

575
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: Eddie McGuire.

576
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 4: It's very impressive that you and Eddie McGuire in the

577
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:49,439
Speaker 4: box is.

578
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: Going to be in the box. Who else is going

579
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: to be? McGuire would be in the box at Swift,

580
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't he?

581
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 4: You tell me?

582
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: Mate?

583
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 4: My name is not on the list of the box.

584
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: Be in the box of the swift box. Do you

585
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 1: reckon Russell Crowe?

586
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I reckon. He loves music, is a musician himself.

587
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 4: He'll go backstage today.

588
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,199
Speaker 2: Gooday, all right, well I'll be in I'll be in

589
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 2: the box with with Crowe and Eddie.

590
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 6: We'll have a lovely have a lovely night, have a

591
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 6: lovely night. The rest of us need to be on

592
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 6: the queue here online anyway. Right now we are doing

593
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 6: phone alone Courus thirteen one O sixty five. Convince this

594
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 6: you're in the car with someone else, and then when

595
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 6: you have to decide is someone else actually there or

596
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 6: you're putting on a voice.

597
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 4: Let's go to Nick here? Get Nick?

598
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 8: Okay, there are you going?

599
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 4: Very good? Mates, Who are you in the car with?

600
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 9: I'm in the car with my brother Mark.

601
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,560
Speaker 4: Ma all right, Chuck Mark on the phone? Please yeah

602
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 4: one second? Hang on, there you go, mate. Why did

603
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 4: you have to clear your throat?

604
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 3: You?

605
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 6: It's like by you clearing your throat, Nick, it was

606
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 6: quite clear that you were changing your voice to Mark's voice.

607
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,120
Speaker 9: No, no, no, not at all, No, no, it wasn't actually.

608
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 4: No wood flip you too?

609
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 1: Wow about the back and forth.

610
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 2: I mean, if that is not two people, I will

611
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 2: be happily surprised. I'm happy to give a pillow away

612
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 2: for that woods.

613
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree with that. Can I hear from Mark again?

614
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 6: Though?

615
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 5: Oh?

616
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 9: Here you go?

617
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 4: Good Mark? Okay, let's hear from Nick again. Nick? What's

618
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 4: your favorite color?

619
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 5: Glorie?

620
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 4: I tell you what will?

621
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: I'm wait one more question? Mark? What do you do?

622
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: What do you do for a living?

623
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 5: Go to school?

624
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh?

625
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 2: Mate?

626
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 9: Six seventeen?

627
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 4: But so when you're that age, you know you're a

628
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 4: bit fit with your age? What the hell is that

629
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 4: is that child?

630
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 8: Is that?

631
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: Nick? Again?

632
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 3: No?

633
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 8: I wish it was.

634
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 5: That's my daughter in the back.

635
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: We'll chuck her on. Let's thrown in the baby. They've

636
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: gone with a drive pecked or I reckon? You reckon?

637
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 4: What do you think? I don't think Mark exists?

638
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: Really here? I reckon Mark's real deal? Right?

639
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 4: Tell us Nick? Is Mark real?

640
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 6: Mark?

641
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 1: True city? Right?

642
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 4: It's finalized?

643
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 3: Fellow.

644
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,959
Speaker 4: That was enjoyable, great stuff.

645
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: Daughters in the back of pill enjoyable? But didn't you

646
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: didn't check me at all? Yeah?

647
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 4: Honest, I enjoyed myself. Well, let's got a Jill.

648
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: Here, that's always these guys. I finally enjoy herself.

649
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 4: Jill, who are you in the g with?

650
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 6: Hello?

651
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 4: Hi? Who are you in the.

652
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 3: I'm in the tower with my daughter?

653
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 4: What's her name?

654
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 3: Isabelle?

655
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 1: Okay? How old is she?

656
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 3: She's six?

657
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: What does she uh? So she's at school?

658
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 4: Then yep?

659
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 1: What's her favorite TV show?

660
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 3: Uh?

661
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 8: The Vampire Things that she's watching at the moment.

662
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 2: Vampire Thing, Vampire Vampire Things, Vampire Dos.

663
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: She's six years old?

664
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, me to watch Vampire Dos at six, buddy, Jill, I.

665
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: Chuck her on. Isabelle which we're speaking of Isabelle?

666
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 6: Hi?

667
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 4: Come on, chill, come on, chill, I mean, come on.

668
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,719
Speaker 4: From giving away Pillows to rock Bottom.

669
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 6: There the backstory of Isabelle smelled Vampire Diaries for a

670
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 6: six year old.

671
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: Let's go Okay, the only vampire you're watching his six

672
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 2: year old is the count from Sesame Straight surely, Lewis.

673
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 4: Hi, who are you in the car with?

674
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 3: Mate?

675
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,360
Speaker 4: Who are you in the car with?

676
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: With?

677
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 5: My brother Stephen.

678
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 4: Steven old or younger brother? Younger age gap four years?

679
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: What does he do?

680
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 4: What does he do?

681
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: Stephen?

682
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 5: We both work in construction.

683
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Speaker 4: Okay, let's hear from Stephen, Chuck Stephen on?

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Speaker 10: How are you going?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 4: Bloody hell? You guys sound similar.

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Speaker 2: He just played if he's just played a straight back

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00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 2: there and just used the same voice. I mean, and

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Speaker 2: their brothers as well, both work in construction. This is

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Speaker 2: nearly impossible for us to solve.

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Speaker 6: Steven, what what's the most aggressive thing that your older

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Speaker 6: brother Lewis did to you in childhood?

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Speaker 5: Ah, chuck through a war?

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Speaker 4: Chuck you through? All right? Come out here from Lewis? Now, Lewis,

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Speaker 4: Why did chuck Stephen through a wall?

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00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 9: Ah?

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Speaker 1: Well, sometimes get some nerves, gets any nurse.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the only reason your name sucking through a wall?

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Speaker 4: I mean, streuth, they sound so similar.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to say that they're real, right, because that's

701
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Speaker 6: that's how they're trying to play with us.

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Speaker 4: There's no there's no effort to put a voice on here.

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Speaker 1: Steve Lewis's witch. But I reckon that. I reckon they're

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Speaker 1: different people.

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Speaker 4: I reckon, y Lewis.

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Speaker 6: We think Stephen's real? Yes, yes, put him through a wall.

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Speaker 6: That's extraordinary stuff. Right right up next, there's this new

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Speaker 6: thing called Calamero syndrome. Yeah right, you're a very good

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Speaker 6: chance to have that if you're listening to us right now,

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Speaker 6: not you other people listening.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you might