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Speaker 1: I'm just friends.

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Speaker 2: Will afternoon Australia.

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Speaker 1: It's swelling woody getting your home.

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Speaker 2: A pleasure to be with you, particularly when our great

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Speaker 2: country has got some brilliant comedians that are coming and

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Speaker 2: entertaining all of you guys.

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Speaker 1: All I mean, make sure you're going and check.

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Speaker 2: Out what time the comedy festival is kicking off in

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Speaker 2: your city. Daniel sloss one of those guys that is

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Speaker 2: here at the moment.

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Speaker 1: We've got him on the show. You don't know who

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Speaker 1: he is.

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Speaker 2: He is a Scottish comedians.

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Speaker 3: Up and coming superstar. He's a little fun fact about him.

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Speaker 3: He caused a minimum of five hundred breakups because of

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Speaker 3: his show last year. Yes, that's sort of how interesting

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Speaker 3: the dude is, so I look forward to talking to

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Speaker 3: him about that in about half an hour.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: He's just a little take of what you can expect

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Speaker 2: from Slossy very shortly.

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Speaker 4: The reason there are gay penguins, This is the greatest

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Speaker 4: reason I have ever heard in my entire life as

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Speaker 4: an audience. Can you tell the difference between a male

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Speaker 4: and female penguin?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: No, that can.

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Speaker 1: Most male penguins and penguins mate for a like can't

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Speaker 1: wait to have a mother show.

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Speaker 2: We got Friday ears, how did this make the news

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Speaker 2: as well? Very shortly up NeXT's going to be talking

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Speaker 2: about that controversial finish of the two hundred meters last

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Speaker 2: night this day with his plenty to come on your Friday.

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Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody actually over in Perth this weekend,

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Speaker 2: and I want to get a big shout out to

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Speaker 2: Donna Field, who is going to be tossing the coin

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Speaker 2: at the start of the Eagles versus Gold Coast game.

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Speaker 1: Yes, let's not tomorrow, Yes, tomorrow at six point thirty.

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Speaker 3: Let's not forget that. She'll be out there tossing with me. Will,

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Speaker 3: and I'm bloody excited about getting to the middle coin

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Speaker 3: with you.

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Speaker 2: I think you've been in trouble for mincing your words there,

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Speaker 2: so I'm going to save you. She's also won a

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Speaker 2: couple of ticks to the game all thanks her ninety six. Now, yes,

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Speaker 2: the reason this is controversial is you've been lobbying very

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Speaker 2: hard to be the one to toss the coin out

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Speaker 3: I have not been lobbying. I was nicely asked, and

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Speaker 3: you were not busy guy.

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Speaker 2: You busted the door in and We've been talking about

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Speaker 2: this because the person that previously tossed the coin on

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Speaker 2: of the stadium, which is the new stadium, the new

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Speaker 2: AFL Stadium in w A was Julie Bishop.

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Speaker 6: Yes, another very impressive individual.

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Speaker 2: Very impressive, and you actually went so far as to

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Speaker 2: say that you were more impressive than her. So this

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Speaker 2: is us talking about that, and have a listeners in

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Speaker 2: what capacity? Are you more impressive than Julie Bishop? I'd

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Speaker 2: bet her every two ks.

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Speaker 6: I know she runs every morning.

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Speaker 1: She's fit.

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Speaker 2: Love to organize as a running race between white Law

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Speaker 2: and Bishop. She gets to choose something that she thinks

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Speaker 2: she would beat you out as well. So it's like

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Speaker 2: I'm with that, like a Bishop v. White Law impressive off?

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Speaker 1: Well, if there was a debate or something like it

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Speaker 1: absolutely pans me.

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Speaker 6: Yes, that'd be embarrassing. But let's get into the running because.

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Speaker 1: I'll, i'll, I don't disagree that you beat her over

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Speaker 6: I'm glad.

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Speaker 2: However, I don't think that that is a fair impressive

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as to who was the more impressive, which I

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Speaker 1: would love to see by the way.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think that the people of Australia would

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Speaker 2: love to see that the Minister of Foreign Affairs versus.

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Speaker 6: Washed up flashing the pan radio.

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Speaker 1: I would love to see that contest. And I had

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Speaker 1: a little bit of a thought.

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Speaker 2: I was talking before to produce a cam about the

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Speaker 2: movie Billy Madison. Oh yeah, and the decathlon which takes

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Speaker 2: place hit it, Mike.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 7: Thanks to a generous donation by mister Madison to the

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Speaker 7: nib High School Library, I've been able to arrange for

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Speaker 7: ten different teachers to administer this academic to kathlon and

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Speaker 7: various courses of study. However, if there is any attempt

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Speaker 7: by either contestant to cheat, especially with my wife, it

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Speaker 7: was a dirty, dirty tramp, I am just gonna snap.

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Speaker 1: Do I make myself clear? Oh now, hang on, academia.

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Speaker 1: I need what we need and I think what the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, is a decathlon style event, you versus Bishop head

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Speaker 1: Who is the more impressive person?

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Speaker 2: You've said You've got a Yeah, and I know I

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Speaker 2: know what Julie's like. Was spoken before. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 2: she's going to be up for the tech challenge.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now I want to open the phone lines thirteen, one,

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Speaker 2: Woody compete against Julie bishop It?

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Speaker 1: And let's not all go with the academia one No,

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Speaker 1: they can they can go with whatever they want. Can

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Speaker 1: go with me one on.

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Speaker 6: One basketball as well.

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Speaker 3: Just yeah, give us a couple of pick give me,

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Speaker 3: give me Greco Roman wrestling, and give me one on

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Speaker 3: one ball.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to see a bit of debating throne in there. Sure,

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Speaker 2: I might be to see a bit of a spelling contest.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to see a little bit of diplomacy. Maybe

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Speaker 2: you have to sort out an issue between two foreign countries.

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Speaker 2: She just sends me as her like Gana's actually going

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Speaker 6: It would be a mock thing. Sorry said to North Korea.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think I could be like Dennis Rodman in

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Speaker 3: North Korea, Ion I reckon Kim Johng would actually like me.

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Speaker 1: I want stand and challenge.

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Speaker 2: It could be anything people thirty one or six flights

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Speaker 2: and number. What would you like to see Woody compete

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Speaker 2: Julie bishop It. It can be connect for yeah, it

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Speaker 2: can be chess, it can be anything you like, a

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Speaker 2: singing contest, a dead set, impressive off white law versus

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Speaker 2: Bishop wrest thirty one oh six five.

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Speaker 6: What would you like to say? A good beat it.

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Speaker 2: It's up there, getting down to some serious business on

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Speaker 2: a Friday, which is what we like to do. The

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Speaker 2: question is thirty one o six ' five. If Woody

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Speaker 6: It needs to happen. The people have been screaming for it.

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Speaker 1: In a what we've called an impressive off.

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Speaker 2: You've said that you're a more impressive person than she is,

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Speaker 2: I think as the guardian of our foreign policy and

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Speaker 1: Sure, I think she's done a pretty good job.

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Speaker 3: Sure, and I'd go on about the things that I've done.

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Speaker 3: I could will, but I'd be here for hours.

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Speaker 2: But you are sticking by your guns, and you think

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Speaker 2: you were a more impressive person than her. So we've

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Speaker 2: thought that like a decathlon where you both get to

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Speaker 2: show your strengths would.

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Speaker 1: Be the way to go.

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Speaker 2: We haven't spoken of Julie about this yet, but we'll

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Speaker 2: get there. Michael, what would you like to see as

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Speaker 2: an event as part of the decathlon. I'm wrestling.

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Speaker 6: Awesome, Yeah, awesome, Yeah, really good.

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Speaker 1: Give him a little bit of another lollipop.

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Speaker 3: No, I think there's got to be a couple of

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Speaker 3: lollipops to me, you know, because the debating and the

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Speaker 3: pretty much all things that involve academia.

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Speaker 6: That's her arms.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Michael, we'll take it. I mean, come on and

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Speaker 2: we get a little bit more creative here. Thirty one

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Speaker 2: o six five like that? That is just ridiculous, like

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Speaker 2: you are. That's not more impressive. You're just think skill, Stephanie,

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Speaker 2: you know what? And she might even bet you. Stephanie

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Speaker 2: thirty one oh six five. What would you like to

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Speaker 2: see as part of the White Law Bishop to cathlon Ben?

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Speaker 6: What was that one?

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Speaker 1: Steph?

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Speaker 8: No good?

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Speaker 1: And she would be yeah, no, I would.

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Speaker 6: I would have no hesitation in making her draw.

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Speaker 1: Four great calls.

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Speaker 2: It's a real it's a real level as well because

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Speaker 2: you got to try and keep your patience during it

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Speaker 2: as well. Very easy to react. Great call, step Steph.

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Speaker 2: Steve here has given us call for them one O

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Speaker 2: six five Steve, what he thinks is more impressive than

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Speaker 2: Julie Bishop if they had to compete, What would you

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Speaker 2: like to see him compete at.

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Speaker 5: I can go back to the story game rootes, mate,

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Speaker 5: We're talking like pick up sex buckle bones and game fish.

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Speaker 1: Out of three knuckle bones or pick up sets.

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Speaker 6: What is knuckles done?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, I'd absolutely have her there. My hand

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Speaker 3: up coordination is like a cat.

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Speaker 1: It's not about handoute coordinating, isn't it. It's about speed.

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Speaker 6: I think I still didn't understand the game.

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Speaker 2: And this is why if we are going to take

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Speaker 2: school schoolyard stuff though, I'd like to see a simple

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Speaker 2: game of four square for down down ball, down ball,

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Speaker 2: down ball with the tennis ball kiss chasey.

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Speaker 6: That's controversial, No, I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: We also know the guy who's with Julie.

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Speaker 3: Bishop, sooe comments I do, and I else I have

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Speaker 3: a girlfriend, so you know, let's just go to Yanni.

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Speaker 6: Can we just go to Yannie?

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Speaker 1: Yanny? We're good White Law and Bishop.

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Speaker 2: If they were competing to seven compete at, it would

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Speaker 2: have to be beerong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it really good.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if Julie drinks beer, so she'd have

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Speaker 2: to take champagne in her cups. Oh yeah, beautiful, which

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Speaker 2: I think would be a little bit more hectic.

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Speaker 3: Both of us can choose that. Oh have Negroni's in mine.

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Speaker 3: I must take this to the extreme.

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Speaker 2: Christine on thirteen one six five. Oh, Christine can get

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Speaker 2: you turning right down down the back. I'll come to

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Speaker 2: you in a second. Mate, I'll go to Chelsea. If

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Speaker 2: she's there, I'll come back to you.

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Speaker 1: Christine. Hey, Chelsea, Hi, are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Chelsea? Good White? Law and Bishop? What do you want

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Speaker 2: to see him compete at?

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking an underwater handstand speech or pool over COVID.

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's a great idea. I think I

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Speaker 1: think an underwater style event would be good.

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Speaker 6: Good with that?

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Speaker 1: Happy with that handstand?

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Speaker 2: You mean like when you go to the beach and

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Speaker 2: you're about up to your up to your belly button

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Speaker 2: and you have to see how long you can stay

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Speaker 2: up for Chelsea?

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Speaker 3: Pretty much?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pointed all that stuffy.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 6: Again.

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Speaker 2: We've got to get all this past the foreign Minister

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Speaker 3: She wants to prove to Australia she's more impressive than me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and finally I can prove myself as the most

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Speaker 3: The news came out that Tristan Thompson, Tristan Thompson was

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Speaker 3: That's what I wanted videos come out of Tristan Thompson

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Speaker 1: Oh there have been silly man.

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Speaker 3: Thousands thousands of comments of I'll be honest, mainly women

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Speaker 6: But they're funny comments.

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Speaker 2: Like if you ever need the guy that you, you know,

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Speaker 1: That's the time.

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Speaker 6: That's the time.

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Speaker 3: I just want to start reeling these ones out and

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Speaker 1: And we don't condone trolling.

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Speaker 6: We don't can.

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Speaker 1: But if you're going to troll, be cute like this.

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Speaker 3: I hope you go to McDonald's and the ice cream

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Speaker 6: I hope you.

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Speaker 3: Pause a really exciting live game and then accidentally change

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Speaker 3: I hope your whole Starburst pack is yellow and orange.

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Speaker 3: I hope you're always busy on Shark Week and can't

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Speaker 3: when you chew gum the bubble pops before it becomes

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Speaker 6: I hope when you show up.

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Speaker 3: I hope when you show up fifteen minutes early to

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Speaker 3: I hope you set your alarm for seven instead of

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Speaker 3: I hope when you make your bed the far corner

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Speaker 3: I hope you can't find your current a parking lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I hope.

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Speaker 6: You lose your mum in a grocery store.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, how bloody good?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Excellent?

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Speaker 6: If you're going a trial, yes, be funny and cute

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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: Unlike the guy who told us that he'd rather stick

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Speaker 1: And that's not cute.

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Speaker 6: That's not cute. There's also a guy who said he

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Speaker 1: Actually I remember.

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Speaker 2: That one is on the show up next. He's an

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Speaker 2: in the coming months, and I honestly urge you to

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Speaker 2: and stick around approvably very in the putting very very

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Speaker 2: a chance in the studio right now. And Daniel, we

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Speaker 4: I've always hated pranks and in my life my friends

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Speaker 3: Can I can I dare ask your retaliation in the past.

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Speaker 4: obviously not confident. May Halley was around at his house

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Speaker 4: He comes up to me and he tries to chase

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm like, throw it out right now

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And he's like yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then so two nights later, when I was staying

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Speaker 4: soaked him a wig And as awful as this sound,

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Speaker 4: answer me, honestly, do you think he's ever come near

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Speaker 4: me with a moth? Again?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: Exactly where revenge works.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're that's a good lesson for everyone.

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Speaker 1: Revenge words.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well please stay with us or will and

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Speaker 2: what we can't plenty more with Daniels Lass the comedy

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Speaker 2: festivals that are speckled all over the country a wonderful

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Speaker 2: place to see some of the best talent. It really

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Speaker 2: is in Australia right now a great time to go

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Speaker 2: and see a show. So make sure you go and

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Speaker 2: do it. And you can go and check out one

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Speaker 2: of the people like this guy Daniels.

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Speaker 3: Class just realized you couldn't hear that, Daniel because you

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Speaker 1: It sounded good.

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Speaker 4: I also, it wasn't aware like what type of really,

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Speaker 4: I didn't know if it was just gonna be like

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Speaker 4: weird sound effects like far It sound effects or whatever.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what a bit of a quirky saxophone

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Speaker 2: playing underneath you.

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Speaker 1: Now that's fine. Are you happy with that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: As long as it was it jazz, it was jazzy jazz.

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Speaker 1: Okay, poetry.

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Speaker 4: Jazz is the lowest form of art, really, it absolutely is.

454
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Speaker 1: I'm get into that a bit. Where where has the

455
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Speaker 1: hate of jazz come from? Hates jazz?

456
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Speaker 4: And she's very rarely wrong. I just feel like jazz

457
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,679
Speaker 4: is like the the improv of the music world. Like

458
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 4: you just don't learn, you learn an instrumental a capacity.

459
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Speaker 4: We're like, yeah, just make stuff up. It's like, I

460
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,119
Speaker 4: don't want you to make stuff up. I want you

461
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Speaker 4: to sing a song that.

462
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Speaker 6: It's just.

463
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Speaker 1: And if you enjoy.

464
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Speaker 4: Jazz, for the love of God, don't come to my show.

465
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 4: I have no jokes about it in my show.

466
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Speaker 1: Let's talk about your show.

467
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Speaker 3: I read somewhere that this isn't the show you're doing

468
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,360
Speaker 3: this year, but a show you've done previously.

469
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,119
Speaker 1: You had like not only one or two, but live.

470
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Speaker 4: Hundred breakups, four canceled engagements, and the end of two managers.

471
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Speaker 1: Wow, what's what's your eyebomb? Within all of it?

472
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Speaker 4: It's not, It's just I it was never meant to

473
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Speaker 4: be an insult. It was never I never really show

474
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Speaker 4: to break up. It was meant to be a love

475
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Speaker 4: letter to single people. Just be like I was. I'm

476
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Speaker 4: sick of the taint that surrounds the words single people

477
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:58,239
Speaker 4: are in relationships. There's a certain arrogance to that. You

478
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Speaker 4: think you've found the thing that everyone's look and in

479
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,120
Speaker 4: reality you think it's your so minutes not you've all

480
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,960
Speaker 4: settled in somewhere or another. And if you've not settled

481
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Speaker 4: your partner certainly one of you.

482
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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

483
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Speaker 4: And the reason and the reason I believe a lot

484
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Speaker 4: of people, especially young people, get into relationships is I

485
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,119
Speaker 4: think when you're raised on a diet of it Disney movies,

486
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,040
Speaker 4: where every prince needs a princess and vice versa, and

487
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 4: every TV show is about love and whatnot when to

488
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 4: call Yeah. When you become an adult for the first

489
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:30,760
Speaker 4: time you're not in a relationship, you feel broken and incomplete,

490
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Speaker 4: and so instead of taking the time to learn how

491
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Speaker 4: to love yourself, you employ someone else to do it

492
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Speaker 4: for you.

493
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Speaker 1: Holy shit, shit.

494
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Speaker 4: But it's a twenty five minute, funnier version of that.

495
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 4: But I genuinely never wrote the show expecting to break

496
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Speaker 4: couples of the second I got the first couple of

497
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,200
Speaker 4: tweets I've got, I've got I can show you after

498
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Speaker 4: the show. I have genuine message on my phone. Someone

499
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 4: on my Facebook the end of the day admitted, beneath

500
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Speaker 4: the things like saw the show made me leave my wife.

501
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

502
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Speaker 4: I think people in Edinburgh come up to me afterwards

503
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,920
Speaker 4: and be like, are you tangles last. I'm like yeah,

504
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 4: expecting them to be fans, and they're just like, yeah,

505
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Speaker 4: I bought my girlfriend take us to your show. I'm

506
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 4: doing God's work. I'm not breaking up to love. I've

507
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,960
Speaker 4: had friends of mine that are just like close friends

508
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Speaker 4: who are like, we we don't want to risk see.

509
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Speaker 2: English just kind of get out of jail free card

510
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Speaker 2: if they don't find you funny.

511
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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, we can't take the risk. What about this

512
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Speaker 1: your show?

513
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Speaker 4: Oh, same thing?

514
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Speaker 6: You might just do some throwbacks?

515
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Speaker 1: Are you making people do something in this show like

516
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 1: last year?

517
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Speaker 6: Breaking people up? This year?

518
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Speaker 1: Put your job?

519
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Speaker 4: This is this year? Is the my rebuttal to the

520
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,040
Speaker 4: claims that I am a sociopath whoa so obviously after

521
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 4: last year's show, and the obvious was deliberate, manipulative. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

522
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Speaker 4: I've been all the social part of the several points

523
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Speaker 4: in my life.

524
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Speaker 1: Okay, and you know I've.

525
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,040
Speaker 4: Always sort of said, three people accuse you of being something,

526
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 4: have a check.

527
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Speaker 1: Yeah that's good. Yeah, good rule Like they're all lawyers.

528
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 4: You're like, let's not. They're not necessarily correct, but it's

529
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Speaker 4: obviously coming from somewhere.

530
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Show in moment until the twenty second in the twenty

532
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Speaker 2: seven at the end World Theater in City of the

533
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Speaker 2: twenty eighth dance site. Thanks so much, coming in man,

534
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 2: pleasure to meet you. Thanks right now. Probably the one

535
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Speaker 2: of those moments that happens nearly every professional meet, Commonwealth Games,

536
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Speaker 2: or in national athletics championships or just there's always one

537
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Speaker 2: moment in a World Cup where people stop and.

538
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Speaker 1: Everyone has their two cents.

539
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Speaker 2: Highly controversial, and last night it happened in the men's

540
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Speaker 2: final of the two hundred meters.

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Speaker 1: Have listened to this juice.

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Speaker 8: In fact, Jews ritis coming in the Jew's almost Scott

543
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Speaker 8: Richards died and I think I think Jews might have.

544
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Speaker 3: Still gone it.

545
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Speaker 1: I think it's unbelievably Colis, it's just crazy. The last

546
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Speaker 1: but he's still in front, so he touched the line.

547
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Speaker 3: He's allowed to touch the line in the front of

548
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Speaker 3: the strait as long as he doesn't impede anyone.

549
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Speaker 8: But oh wow, so Hamish all to play out him,

550
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Speaker 8: but at the moment to chuse Richards.

551
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Speaker 2: And we'll just cut it out before we get to

552
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Speaker 2: Hamish's cross there. But Donald Hughes and Dream Richards. Dream

553
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Speaker 2: Richards from Barbados, I believe, Trinidad and Tobago and Donald Hughes,

554
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Speaker 2: Donald Hughes from England.

555
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Speaker 6: He was whitelaw.

556
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Speaker 5: Two.

557
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Speaker 2: The controversy was that Donald Hughes was actually stripped of

558
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Speaker 2: his gold medal after the race and the pandemonium you

559
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Speaker 2: can hear there is the moment that he they clash

560
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Speaker 2: about ten minutes before the finish line. His arm goes

561
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Speaker 2: across Richard's body and that was considered enough to jeopardize

562
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Speaker 2: the race and the result.

563
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Speaker 3: I fair enough. He definitely went to go and block him,

564
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Speaker 3: There's no doubt about it. Like the other boat, Hughes was.

565
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Speaker 6: Getting reeled in, yeah, very quickly, and then he definitely

566
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Speaker 6: put his arm out to set a little block.

567
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think, I mean, even though he did

568
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Speaker 3: do half his on a lap with his gold medal,

569
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Speaker 3: it was really sad to see him get pulled up

570
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Speaker 3: and mate, put the flag down.

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Speaker 6: You've been dq'ed. Yeah, I still think fair enough.

572
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Look, and there's all that was really hectic to watch

574
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Speaker 2: and sad to watch, very sad. Yeah, there's all sorts

575
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Speaker 2: of blocking that goes on in this world, all sorts.

576
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Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than a genuine block, very well placed rooster?

577
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Speaker 3: Was it?

578
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Speaker 1: Nothing worse? Yeah? And this given experienced.

579
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Speaker 3: By men and women. Yes, what are your thoughts on

580
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Speaker 3: blocking if it's intentionally done?

581
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Speaker 6: Deplorable?

582
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Speaker 3: No, deplorable, there's no there's there's no worse feet a

583
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Speaker 3: man can do, in my opinion, or woman for that matter,

584
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 3: if you intentionally block the.

585
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Speaker 1: Process of a having a good time.

586
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you are just a bad person.

587
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Speaker 6: You're just a bad person.

588
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, what are the rules around it?

589
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 6: Then?

590
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Speaker 2: Woods, I mean, and this is what I want to know.

591
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Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh sixty five and we're talking blocking. What

592
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Speaker 2: are the rules around it? How long does a person

593
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Speaker 2: have to be talking to someone or engaging in that

594
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Speaker 2: person for that person to then be out of bounce.

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Speaker 6: And no, I actually go the other way.

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Speaker 3: I've always said amongst my group of men, and this

597
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 3: is again from my single days. But if we had

598
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Speaker 3: an ongoing rule that if you were one on one.

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Speaker 6: With a girl at a party or a pub or whatever.

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Speaker 3: If you are one on one as another blog, you

601
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Speaker 3: cannot encroach that space.

602
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:12,959
Speaker 1: You can't get in there.

603
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 6: You have to give them the one on one time.

604
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did.

605
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Speaker 3: I believe have rules set in for the real motor

606
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 3: moths out there, and I was one of them. Where

607
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 3: at ten minutes, if you haven't done anything, you haven't

608
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 3: started dancing or something, I'm sorry, mate, it's all over

609
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 3: and I will chop in.

610
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Speaker 2: Because it can be a bit of fun between mates

611
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 2: as well when there's a little bit of blocking going on.

612
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 2: Sometimes if there's a bunch of single fowlers, it's a

613
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 2: bit of a laugh, isn't it. Mates having a dig

614
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Speaker 2: at the bar and you go over there and you

615
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 2: manage to slide in a little payout. They're caught off

616
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Speaker 2: guard and then you crunch them into the fence and

617
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Speaker 2: then you're in a good position to take control.

618
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Speaker 1: I mean that can be fun. That can be fun

619
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Speaker 1: amongst mates.

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Speaker 6: No, I mean, look, I get.

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Speaker 3: I've been burning you rous times and as a single bloke,

622
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 3: when you're taking mates are blocking you. It's just it's

623
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 3: just selfish and it's corol. And now that I'm taking

624
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 3: I really don't.

625
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 6: Do it to my single match.

626
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I want to know thirteen one oh sixty five.

627
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 2: In your friends, I think it's a real gray area

628
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 2: as we saw in the Olympics last night when you

629
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 2: had one.

630
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Speaker 1: Blocking another and the delay on this noise is just

631
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: is just perfect, you.

632
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 2: Know, see blocking We'll just where what's the line there?

633
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 2: What are the rules amongst your friends? Is it an

634
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: absolute cardinal syne or can it just be a little

635
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: bit of a laugh because last night it was very serious.

636
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: Girls and guys here like I stop to his gold

637
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 2: medal for it? Have you stopped talking to a friend

638
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 2: because they see block Jack? I want to hear about it,

639
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: talking about the matters last night, the fine, not the

640
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: comm games, which is hectic, even if I'm into the sport.

641
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,959
Speaker 2: There's a bloke that blocked and a bloke and too

642
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,479
Speaker 2: perfectly honest with your wolds. I think there's you know,

643
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: nothing worse than a real block. It sucks amongst friends,

644
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 2: in particular when you're single, it can be a bit

645
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: of fun, you know, have a little bit of a

646
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 2: laugh about it. But if someone's actually serious with somebody else,

647
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 2: if you dive in there and block them.

648
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 6: And it's a jungle out there for single people.

649
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: I mean you to support those poor people who are

650
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: out there alone in the wilderness, that's right, with nothing

651
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 3: but two bits of wood to make a campfire.

652
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Speaker 2: Michael, thirteen one and six five. You have a policy.

653
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: You've got a policy on this, mate.

654
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but if I'm out with you.

655
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 3: All my mates and yeah, one of them crash on

656
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 3: the same birds straight away, the sixth of us, and

657
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 3: then one.

658
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 5: Of them will crashed on it. The five of us

659
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 5: walk off and then walk in for the rest of

660
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 5: the night, and then hover gets home by himself. You

661
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 5: know it.

662
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: Don't make that one of give them the free rein

663
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 2: and that that's that's a great rule, Michael.

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Speaker 3: And and look if one of your rogue mates was

665
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Speaker 3: to was to break that rule, Michael, what would happen

666
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 3: to him?

667
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 6: Punishment?

668
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 5: Probably become friendly him, don't invite him.

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Speaker 1: Out anymore, unfriendlyhim, don't invite out. I mean that sounds rough,

670
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: but fair.

671
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Speaker 2: Enough, not fair enough to excommunicating, thanks, Michael Farzan one

672
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Speaker 2: O six five.

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Speaker 1: You think that c blocking can actually help your friends.

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Speaker 5: Yep, that's true. Okay, hell mate, I actually did it

675
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 5: in my first year of UNI. A friend of mine

676
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 5: had been going at it for a while and wasn't

677
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 5: getting anywhere, and I actually walked up and the conversation

678
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 5: started out fine between me and the girl, but then

679
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 5: I just started acting like a total douche and yeah,

680
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 5: all the time, she just she just said, you know what,

681
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 5: I'll be back. I'm just going to go to the

682
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,479
Speaker 5: ladies room. But then she never came back, and then

683
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 5: I saw the two of them leaving, so it helped out.

684
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: How interesting, So you just showed it showed her that

685
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: there was a much worse option than your friend.

686
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 4: That's true.

687
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 6: Yep, that's random.

688
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: A pause, just there's no what a what a guy?

689
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: You're a great man, a guy, A selfless act. That

690
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: is a selfless act. It's definitely not c blocking though, No,

691
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: that's not. It's quite the opposite.

692
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, you've just caught up to brag about how good

693
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 6: of a friend.

694
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: A Friday having on the show very shortly a chance

695
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 2: to win fifty bucks.

696
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: That's right after the news in the traffic jam. Gee whiz.

697
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: It's a great feel Friday is going to be coming

698
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 2: up very very shortly.

699
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 3: Words sloppy and loose on a Friday, will As always

700
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 3: floppy and loose, which is the best way to be.

701
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're really looking forward to fridyeas.

702
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 3: But up next, William last night, No, I won't go

703
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 3: into it, but up next I'm going to be talking

704
00:31:54,480 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 3: about this. Wow, Yeah, it's up next. I landed at

705
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 3: midnight in Perth last night.

706
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 6: That's right.

707
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: The boys are back in town. Look out Perth, look

708
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: at Perth.

709
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 6: Here we come.

710
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,959
Speaker 2: And you'll have to just reiterate for everyone that's listening

711
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 2: everywhere else in the country.

712
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, that we did show in Perth for a few years.

713
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 6: Well we lived here for four years.

714
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: That's right. It's lovely, lovely. You back anyway, got it

715
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: at midnight? That makes sense? Otherwise good, you know, we'll explain,

716
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: we'll explain.

717
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 3: You've got my back, You've got my back, carry on

718
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 3: sort of like a sidekick, carry on. I'm the cowboy,

719
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 3: carry it on, the sidekick. So staying in a hotel,

720
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 3: So got in at midnight last night. I'm in the hotel.

721
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 3: And here's the thing. My girlfriend's also in the hotel. No, no, no,

722
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 3: here in Perth. Is she she's here in Perth, but

723
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 3: she was at her family home. She's actually originally from Perth.

724
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 6: So I'm in the cab.

725
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: So yeah, she's she's here.

726
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 3: She's here, she was seeing her family, she was seeing friends, like,

727
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 3: but she's not.

728
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: Staying in the same place as you know. She will

729
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: be tonight, but she actually flew in earlier yesterday.

730
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 7: Now.

731
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 6: But here's the thing.

732
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 3: I get in at midnight, and I mean I'm on

733
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 3: the way to the hotel room. And I mean we

734
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 3: all need hotel rooms. Are we on the same page

735
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 3: or what like midnight hotel room. I mean, I'm thinking

736
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 3: one thing and one thing only.

737
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 6: And I don't mean that.

738
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: I don't mean that disruptive. I never want to hear

739
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: that again.

740
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 6: I don't mean in a disrespectful way. But I'm going

741
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 6: to the hotel room.

742
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 3: So I sat texting Court, like, Court, you know you've

743
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 3: got to You've got to come to the hotel room,

744
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 3: like you know, hotel robes or like view from the

745
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 3: I don't know.

746
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 6: I wasn't pretty good.

747
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 3: At it, and naturally, because I wasn't very good at

748
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: asking for the boot call, she just flat out rejected me.

749
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 6: She you know it was hard to.

750
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 2: Take you hotel room, hotel room. She probably didn't understand

751
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: what was going on.

752
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 3: Yes, expect there, and that is exactly what I want

753
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 3: to take calls on here. Thirty one six five is

754
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 3: the number I've gone for the booty call. Yeah, it's midnight.

755
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 3: I'm obviously looking for a bit of honky tonky in

756
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 3: the hotel room. But I didn't know how to ask, like,

757
00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 3: was I supposed to send a photo, you.

758
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,880
Speaker 6: Know, of my upper thigh?

759
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: That's an option?

760
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 6: Was I supposed to be?

761
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 5: You know?

762
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: Was I was I supposed to tell her what was

763
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 1: going to go down?

764
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 5: You know?

765
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

766
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: I wanted what did you do with the neighbors girls

767
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,239
Speaker 2: that time in the hotel room?

768
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 1: Talk us through that.

769
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 9: Well, we don't need to drain there, We don't need

770
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 9: to drain there. No, Now I think no, no, Now,

771
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 9: I think we all know that we're not a US.

772
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 2: No.

773
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 6: But that wasn't a booty call. We're we're at we're

774
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 6: at a media launch.

775
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 2: Night, and I'm going to get you out of here.

776
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh six five. How do you execute a

777
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 2: booty call these days?

778
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: What are the steps?

779
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 6: I want to hear? Have you done it?

780
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 3: Yourself and it's worked or has a booty call worked

781
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:20,359
Speaker 3: on you? What did they say to get your there?

782
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 6: What got there?

783
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 3: Sad times for me at the moment? Will I got

784
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 3: it at midnight last night to Perth. I'm staying in

785
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 3: a hotel. My girlfriend was with her family. She's originally

786
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 3: from Perth. And midnight that I'm thinking, we've got the

787
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 3: hotel room beautiful. I went for the booty call.

788
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 2: I went for it, but I told you that song

789
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 2: is ranked and I don't want to hear it again.

790
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 2: That is so rank. No one wants to hear that song.

791
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,359
Speaker 2: I don't know if you made that song yourself, but

792
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: that is one of the worst things I've ever heard,

793
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,720
Speaker 2: and I can hear people yelling in their cars.

794
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 1: I won't play that again.

795
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 3: I went for the booty call. I didn't really know

796
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 3: what to say when going for the booty calls. I'm

797
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 3: asking for tips thirteen one oh six five on how

798
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 3: you pull off a successful booty call, Like, was I

799
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 3: supposed to send a picture? Was I supposed to be

800
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 3: a bit more graphic?

801
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: Well, you're out of touch? Of touch?

802
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 5: I am?

803
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: You're out of touch I am? And the funny thing.

804
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, getting weird. It's Friday.

805
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 3: Let's just go to Ash, Ash. Do you can you

806
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 3: give me some tips on bertie calls?

807
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: Ash? Yes, so I reckon.

808
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 3: You just got to send some emojis.

809
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 6: Which are like the plant too obvious.

810
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 9: Well, you can use gifts as well, but emojis like

811
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 9: you just you know, the the monkey emoji where it's

812
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 9: covering its eyes.

813
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, idea cheeky.

814
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 3: But through like full on, but you don't be sneaky

815
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 3: with it. So Ash, would you send Have you sent

816
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: that recently, just the cheeky little no looking monkey.

817
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, and it works for you every time every time.

818
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 2: I think the wonderful thing is about about the cheeky

819
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 2: not looking monkey, Ash is that it almost forgives anything

820
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 2: that you say beforehand, Like you can say something very

821
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 2: brash and then but then if you put the cheeky.

822
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: Get over here.

823
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 3: Now, oh my god, thanks for the call, Ash, We've

824
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 3: got zena here.

825
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello Xena.

826
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 3: Look, I'm okay foiled booty call, heard a bit, but

827
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 3: you've got some tips for me on how to booty call.

828
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, just sack on over.

829
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 9: I've got a surprise for you, Oh.

830
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 3: Surprise, And do you send that with a teature, Zena,

831
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 3: is there a picture attached to that?

832
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 6: Or do we leave the mystery?

833
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 5: I think you should leave it as a mystery.

834
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: I like that, Zina. And that's a good message for

835
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: kids out there.

836
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 2: Don't take photos of yourself and send them to people

837
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 2: on the internet.

838
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,319
Speaker 6: Now, fair enough. It's good to be teaching kids lessons, Will, And.

839
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 2: That's what we do as a show. But I think

840
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 2: we also as humans. Curiosity kills the cat. If you're

841
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 2: in my situation and there's not really a flattering shot

842
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 2: to take of any part of your body which would

843
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: be remotely impressive, yeah, sure, your best just to leave

844
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: it out. Yeah, you best just to leave it.

845
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 6: With their imagination. Maybe make your body like a.

846
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: Little bit of scale up your ear.

847
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, good call Will, We've got Dane here daye mate,

848
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 3: how you going?

849
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 6: Tips for a booty call?

850
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 3: Happy Friday?

851
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 4: How are you?

852
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: Thanks, Dana?

853
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 6: We're very good?

854
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 5: All right?

855
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

856
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 3: This is very very invaluable knowledge.

857
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,719
Speaker 6: Okay, amazing, hit the drive.

858
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: Let's here at day, come over for a back massage.

859
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 2: Oh Dane, cheeky monkey face?

860
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 9: Oh or eggplant and squirts?

861
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 2: Just getting your home is Will and Woodie And when

862
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 2: I say, just getting you home.

863
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: We're just getting ourselves on. We're limping through to the end.

864
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 2: Here it is a Friday, the vibes are high, and

865
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,800
Speaker 2: I would love you guys to get with our favorite

866
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: segment of the.

867
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 6: Week right now.

868
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 1: It is Fried DearS No frieda Yes.

869
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 3: Basically, you ask us any question here. Thirteen one oh

870
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 3: sixty five is our number. Any question that you think

871
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 3: Google can't answer. So it's a real thought provoker, like

872
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 3: this one from last week.

873
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,800
Speaker 5: For what happened If said his nose will grow.

874
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,479
Speaker 6: Oh man, this is the river.

875
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 3: If his nose doesn't grow, and he says my nose

876
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 3: will grow, it means you're telling the truth. But that

877
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: means if he says his nose or going his nose

878
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 3: doesn't grow, it means he's lying. But then as soon

879
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 3: as he's lying, his nose grows.

880
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 6: It's genius.

881
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,400
Speaker 1: Have you had a logical answer to that before?

882
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 4: I could the paradox and the earth will probably blow up.

883
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 6: WHOA, that got heavy.

884
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 3: So if you've got one of them, thirteen one oh

885
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 3: sixty five, give us a call now, and if we

886
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,800
Speaker 3: can't give you a logical answer, you win fifty bucks.

887
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 2: That's right, it's got to be a real head scratch out.

888
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: Now you said you had an example.

889
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,279
Speaker 6: One, Yes, I do. So you know from the film Jumanji.

890
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so Alan, it's locked in Jumanji for what

891
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 3: we think is about twenty to twenty five years.

892
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: That's right, and it comes back outs Williams the Beard. Yes. Yes.

893
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 3: Do you think Allen hooked up with anyone when he

894
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 3: was in there a love interest?

895
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't know.

896
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 6: I whan he went through his whold, his whole team.

897
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 6: He doesn't mention it.

898
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: Well, he never mentions I.

899
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,399
Speaker 2: Love I'm going to say no, because he comes out

900
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,720
Speaker 2: pining for that girl, Sir Kirsten Dunst.

901
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 6: Who wouldn't pine for Kirston Dunce.

902
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 2: So no, not Kurston Duncet. No, she's the little girl. Sorry, no,

903
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,160
Speaker 2: the mom that the.

904
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 3: Woman that played the game with him originally, Oh, Kirston

905
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 3: Dunster's mum.

906
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's her name, Kirsten Dunst's mum.

907
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 6: No, I'm not sure, Vicky.

908
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: Do they hook up? It's not Vicky, it's alway.

909
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 2: There's always lot a sexual tension between so that there

910
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 2: was always sexual tension because she played the game and

911
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 2: then he rocks up and he says high and then

912
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 2: she slams the door on his face. Yes, yeah, yeah,

913
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 2: I mean it's a great film, isn't It's an outstanding film.

914
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: So you're not sure whether Rob Williams while he was

915
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:57,439
Speaker 1: in the game.

916
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 6: I don't think he's desperation.

917
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 2: I think his desperation signals the Then he definitely didn't

918
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 2: get his rocks off.

919
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: I was in the game.

920
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 3: Great answer, it's a good enough answer. I wouldn't win

921
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: fifty bucks side, but that's the way it works. Thirteen

922
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 3: one oh sixty five. If you've got a question for us.

923
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 2: Call now before we dive into fridays. Before we were

924
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: talking about the movie Jumanji. It's not Kirsten Dancer's mum

925
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 2: who plays as the woman that Robin Williams is subsequently

926
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 2: interested in who played the board game with when he

927
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 2: was a kid and disappeared in the board game in

928
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 2: front of her. Yes, it's a different woman now that

929
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 2: you know. If you're just joining the show, you'll be like, God.

930
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: These guys talk some shit, and we do. We do.

931
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 3: You've got us and it's a Friday, Yeah, so carry

932
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 3: on right now that we are taking questions. I mean

933
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,320
Speaker 3: if it's a maximum talking shit at this time for

934
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 3: the week, there's no doubt about it, because we take

935
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 3: calls right now and any questions that you've got for

936
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 3: us that you think Google can't answer, and then we

937
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 3: just talked shit about that thing for a number of minutes.

938
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: If we have a logical answer, you don't win fifty bucks.

939
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: That's it.

940
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 6: Okay, we've got Mark here is giving us a rink.

941
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 6: Mark far away with your question.

942
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, how are you going? We're good, mate, We're good.

943
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,239
Speaker 1: You want to win fifty bucks? What's your question?

944
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 3: So here's my question, right, how come spiders don't stick

945
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 3: to their own webs?

946
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: Oh?

947
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 3: Really interesting, because they stick to walls like any wall,

948
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 3: they're stuck to that.

949
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 6: But then how do they flick through?

950
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's just that's sorry, you're talking about getting

951
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 3: actually stuck?

952
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 6: No, no, good point.

953
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you never see them stuck upside down and going,

954
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 1: oh my god, here comes a fly?

955
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 2: You know you mean, you're honestly think there's ever been

956
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: a spider who got caught in his own web and

957
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 2: was like, oh not the fly.

958
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: No, I don't think it's ever happened.

959
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 3: It's a good question, though, How do they know, because

960
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 3: any fly that hits it gets stuck.

961
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 1: That's Mark's points. So how does the spider to walk around?

962
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 2: No, no, I think Well, to be honest, I don't

963
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 2: actually know the answer.

964
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 6: He might have stick resistance.

965
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,719
Speaker 2: I was going to say, I think they'd have to

966
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 2: be something to do with some form of chemical that

967
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 2: the spider has, But we don't.

968
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 1: It doesn't get stuck.

969
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 3: I don't know that because the other thing would be

970
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 3: that they'd know the steps, they know the bits to

971
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 3: steps out. It's not like a booby trap from India.

972
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 3: It could be I think it could be a booby trap. Now,

973
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 3: Mark fifty bucks made great.

974
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: Question, which was to step five.

975
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, then you probably have more cases of a

976
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 3: spy getting the booby in his web.

977
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

978
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, the old self sabotage got me.

979
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,479
Speaker 3: Or he comes home, comes home drunk, and the wife

980
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,919
Speaker 3: wakes up and goes, oh, Gary forgot the booby trap again.

981
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 6: He's stuck in his own stuck in his own web.

982
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 1: You're stuck in the web again.

983
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 3: Claire, Hello Claire Today, Claire, You've got a question for us.

984
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, what happens if you put a were wolf.

985
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 8: On the moon?

986
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:45,319
Speaker 6: Now?

987
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: Great, ive I'm wrong, create from right, creating from wrong.

988
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 3: But wolves, I can't correct you, right, I know where

989
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 3: wolves come out and on a full moon, so you're one?

990
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:56,480
Speaker 6: Is that right? They go crazy on a full moon?

991
00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 2: Is that what you're were wolf is exposed in a

992
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 2: full moon? So the were wolves come out at a

993
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 2: full moon.

994
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 3: But if it's living on the moon, that means it

995
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 3: to just be a were wolf all the time, wouldn't it.

996
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,439
Speaker 2: Well, it depends on how you perceive what a full

997
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: moon is, because obviously a full moon is a matter

998
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 2: of perspective, because what would be a full moon for

999
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 2: us wouldn't necessarily be a full moon for other planets,

1000
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 2: depending on But if it's how much sun is actually

1001
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 2: hitting the moon?

1002
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: If it's on the moon, well, it can't.

1003
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 2: See another moon, So I'm going to say it's never

1004
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 2: Well how unclear does it go to the moon as

1005
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 2: a were wolf or as a person?

1006
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: As a person, then it never changes. You think, yeah,

1007
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 1: because it can't see a moon. It has to see

1008
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: a moon.

1009
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:37,959
Speaker 6: But how can I not see it? It's on it.

1010
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 2: It can't sit down, it can't. It hasn't got that

1011
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 2: level of perspective. Have you told the wolf before it

1012
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 2: gets there that it's.

1013
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: On the moon. No, no, you haven't. No, you haven't,

1014
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: so it doesn't know what it's informed exactly.

1015
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 3: No, fair enough, Sorry, no, it's got to look.

1016
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 6: Very intelligent.

1017
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: That's fair and hung up, very angry. Good question, good question.

1018
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: We're pretty good at answering sometimes.

1019
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 3: Par and I've got Matthew here who wants to ask

1020
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 3: this question. Matthew Will's on a bit of a heater

1021
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 3: here far away though.

1022
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 6: What's the question.

1023
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 7: If two cannibal tribes have an argument?

1024
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1025
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 8: Does that mean they're going to war or.

1026
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 5: Having a food fight?

1027
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 7: Oh?

1028
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 3: Really good stuff, really good question? Are they going to

1029
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 3: war or having a food But? I mean, I just

1030
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,399
Speaker 3: don't know, And I bloody love the question.

1031
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 2: Fifty No, fridea, if you were no worries, madie, if

1032
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 2: you were cannibal though you asking me now? Yes, if

1033
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 2: you were a cannibal. And but you're hanging out with

1034
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 2: a mate.

1035
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 6: So I'm just me except I like eating human.

1036
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 2: Let's say that you and I are both cannibals and

1037
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 2: we're mates, so you don't want to kill me, So.

1038
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 6: It's you and me in our lives right now? Yes

1039
00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 6: for this? Yeah?

1040
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 1: Great? Do you think like, let's just say, let's say

1041
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: you do me a favor.

1042
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 6: Yep, let's say me mow your lawn your moment.

1043
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 2: Do you think that I might be inclined to every

1044
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: now and then, like if you do a really big favor.

1045
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 2: Let's say your momolaan and you've got a six pack.

1046
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 6: Of beer, Ye, give me your finger?

1047
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? Yeah?

1048
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 6: You know what.

1049
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: I just feel like treading would he would have a

1050
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: little bit of nibble on the elbow.

1051
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 6: Beautiful Yep, definitely.

1052
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 8: I think.

1053
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 3: I think if if you owe me money, if you

1054
00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 3: owe me money like fifty bucks, and then and then

1055
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 3: I was like, come make pay up and you're like

1056
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 3: straight for cash, I'd go, no worries, give.

1057
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: Us your notes, let me yeah, let me you know,

1058
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: fifty nose SAMs rich. But yeah, it be good. Definitely

1059
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: it would happen, wouldn't it.

1060
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 3: I think they'd be in there, you know, in the

1061
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 3: in the in the cannibal's world, the economics report would

1062
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 3: include the flesh price that have gold oil flesh, and

1063
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 3: then you know, like an elbow is worth fifty bucks, you.

1064
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: Know, great stuff? All right? Well, I mean the other question.

1065
00:46:56,480 --> 00:47:00,720
Speaker 2: Is if you went to a fish manger's cannibal.

1066
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:01,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, do you know what I mean?

1067
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 2: And the fisher they've got, like, you know, different fish

1068
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 2: they've caught the day. They've gone out and caught humans

1069
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 2: for the day. And you're in a fish mango, but

1070
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 2: you're in the human manga.

1071
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 6: Dead humans lying.

1072
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you go for?

1073
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 2: Because right now I'm a ribby guy. If I was

1074
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 2: a cannibal and I went to the market.

1075
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 6: Talking about what style of human, what would you what

1076
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,360
Speaker 6: would you go for? Sumo wrestler?

1077
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,000
Speaker 1: No, no, what heart of the body? What would you

1078
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: go for?

1079
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 6: I've told you tushi every time, a nice piece of ars.

1080
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 3: Just to cut, put full and leave the skin on.

1081
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 1: That's crooked, all right, push the buttons up next, and.

1082
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 2: We've had a wonderful and we need to get off

1083
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 2: the waves because it's a getting a little bit silly

1084
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,200
Speaker 2: in here.

1085
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 6: So very sloppy. That's very sloppy.

1086
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 3: So we always like to end the show by annoying

1087
00:47:50,080 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 3: each other with this. We have to much fun. We

1088
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 3: have far too much fun, and this is a lesson

1089
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 3: for everyone. Life needs to be in balance. So if

1090
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 3: you're having too much fun, try and piss off your

1091
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 3: friend and level things out. Yeah, that's what you and

1092
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,239
Speaker 3: I do.

1093
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 6: Will good? Listen, So I'm going to go first here.

1094
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 3: When someone tells you to be somewhere fifteen minutes earlier

1095
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,760
Speaker 3: than you needed to be somewhere, and then you actually

1096
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 3: get there on time and you realize that you've been

1097
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 3: told to come fifteen minutes earlier than you actually needed to.

1098
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: Be there, I'm not angry about it.

1099
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 6: That annoys.

1100
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 2: No, it's clever. I think it's actually clever. And yeah,

1101
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 2: it's actually quite clever. I used to be annoyed about that,

1102
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: but it's happened tonight.

1103
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: We're meant to be going to a ball.

1104
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 2: I got told a fifteen minute timefore, and I think

1105
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 2: it's a good decision. And I've actually requested that it

1106
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 2: happened now because I'm lucky, I'm frequently late. I think

1107
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 2: it's a good thing. Okay, it's not my fault. You

1108
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: only came with the one three seconds off all.

1109
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 1: The I had heaps of others, heaps of others.

1110
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 6: That was on my favorite.

1111
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: Why yeah, you're a spider.

1112
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 6: Oh it's my spirit animal.

1113
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 1: You're a spider.

1114
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, it's not my spirit animal. I'm lying.

1115
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: You're a spider and you're going to put your shoes on.

1116
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you've found seven shoes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah great, but you just can't find the eighth one.

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Speaker 1: Would I have left and right shoes do you think?

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Speaker 3: Or would you have shoes that are specific for each

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Speaker 3: of your legs?

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Speaker 6: You had one two L, two L three and it

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Speaker 6: had four you?

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Speaker 3: Would you chop your leg off and chop your bloody

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Speaker 3: nightmare for the spider? Oh yeah, that's really annoyed, mate,

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Speaker 3: You've really ticked me off.

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Speaker 1: It'll also be very expensive buying shoes as well.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, no, no doubt no. Usually it's probably why they

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Speaker 6: don't wear shoes.

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Speaker 1: Too expensive to completely shoot up hympathetical. Hey, thanks for

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Speaker 1: joining us this week. Guys. We've had a blast as always.

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Speaker 2: It's always a pleasure being on the airwaves. And I

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Speaker 2: really hope you've enjoyed the show. You have and you've

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Speaker 2: missed some or you just want to hear it again

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Speaker 2: For those freaks out there, iHeartRadio. You can listen to

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Speaker 2: the show again and again and again and again and

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Speaker 2: if you missed anything else. On the digital platforms we're

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Speaker 2: on social media. Were Will and Woody on Instagram, with

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody on.

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Speaker 1: Facebook, you can see us.

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Speaker 2: They're going to see the video of Woody having to

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Speaker 2: take a shower while we go to an open for

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Speaker 2: inspection that is on our Instagram next week.

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Speaker 6: I think.

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Speaker 2: Look, everyone's very very excited about this potential for a

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Speaker 2: Julie Bishop versus Woody whitelaw impressive off.

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Speaker 1: Finally, wow Wow.

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Speaker 2: If you've got any more thoughts on how you'd like

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Speaker 2: to say they played out, please hit us up Facebook,

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Speaker 2: Will and what do you use? You can hit us

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Speaker 2: up for everything else. Have a wonderful weekend. Rach Nicholson's

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Speaker 2: joining us on Monday. Actually, so it's a special edition.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get him to be our guinea pig for

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Speaker 2: our brand new product, Google Homo. So that'll all be

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Speaker 2: happening on Monday. We'll see you then get a fresh

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Speaker 2: way

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Speaker 1: To drives home with Will and Woody