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Speaker 4: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: The Headlines as we head into day four raising much
Speaker 2: needed funds for an amazing charity here in Melbourne, Backpacks
Speaker 2: of It Kids one hundred and thirty seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: His shoesh Rio.
Speaker 2: How many kids are going to get backpacks at the moment.
Speaker 2: We still got all today and Friday as well.
Speaker 5: At the moment, one three hundred and seventy four children.
Speaker 1: This is amazing.
Speaker 2: Who weren't going to be getting these packs on Monday
Speaker 2: when we started doing this. So we've got lots of
Speaker 2: thanks that we get through in the next five minutes.
Speaker 2: But it's been a it is a grim news week
Speaker 2: this week. There are really sad news stories around, but
Speaker 2: there is still so much goodness in the world. And
Speaker 2: thank you so much to all the generous Big hundred
Speaker 2: listeners who donated five dollars ten dollars. There's been a
Speaker 2: huge sixty thousand dollars anonymous one overnight which I'll tell
Speaker 2: you about later, which is amazing. It all adds up
Speaker 2: to where we are right now.
Speaker 5: How many kids one, three hundred and seventy four.
Speaker 2: And whether you're giving ten or one hundred or two
Speaker 2: hundred or whatever, it all adds up to that. And
Speaker 2: we've still got today. We have an idea during today's show.
Speaker 2: I guess it's the kind of counterpart to the ten
Speaker 2: dollar hour yesterday. Yes, we are, and I'm speaking to
Speaker 2: you right now. The prince and princesses are port seats. Okay,
Speaker 2: we have a way that you can get involved today.
Speaker 2: But before that, Patsy, please tell everyone this morning, what
Speaker 2: do you put the disrusher?
Speaker 3: Ah, gross, my teenager out last night put my hair
Speaker 3: brush in there. But there's a good reason why. No,
Speaker 3: there is a good reason why.
Speaker 1: All the knits all over your cups and plates. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you very No, no, no, you're known as a knit nana.
Speaker 1: Oh you are awful. There's knits in there. And just
Speaker 1: like grease, hair blocking hair gearing up right heart it.
Speaker 5: You can't can never fully dehair, not possible.
Speaker 6: Lustrous locks just slip out.
Speaker 2: Like it sponge, silk or matted. It's going to be
Speaker 2: in that blocking up the dishwasher. You'll have to get
Speaker 2: in the guts of it and do that. You know,
Speaker 2: that's strange thing you've got to get.
Speaker 5: Out, Yes, the little impeller.
Speaker 1: Yeah there, No, it'll be fine. No.
Speaker 3: I spilt something I don't know what in my handbag
Speaker 3: yesterday and when I went to pick it up, gin or.
Speaker 2: Rum that moonshine and keep. You always have a little
Speaker 2: bit of chloroform, don't you? For some of the victims
Speaker 2: as well, before you get thrown the back of the.
Speaker 1: Boot on my word, it's a mixed sometimes, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Rum chlorofor It was sticky and.
Speaker 6: I thought, you know what, I can't even be bothered
Speaker 6: washing that, and I just chucked it in the dishwa No, insane,
Speaker 6: it's everything goes in the dishwash.
Speaker 1: No, it's like putting your shoes in.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing, shoes in there's no to the
Speaker 1: top one to bottle.
Speaker 6: I have put thongs in there.
Speaker 1: That's it. If I ever come on yours, I'm bringing
Speaker 1: my own cutlery. You might find yourself in the that's
Speaker 1: that chloroforms for Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.
Speaker 2: This week, we're asking you to donate whatever you can
Speaker 2: When there's ten dollars, five dollars. It all adds up,
Speaker 2: and at the moment as we begin day four, over
Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty seven thousand dollars has been donated
Speaker 2: by you guys, which is incredible. Thank you so much
Speaker 2: on behalf of the charity, which is called Backpacks for
Speaker 2: vic Kids. And if you don't know anything about Backpacks
Speaker 2: for vict Kids, you can still get involved in the
Speaker 2: next couple of days and whenever you want to donate.
Speaker 2: They are a very small charity and they're having a
Speaker 2: tough time at the moment because of the huge rise
Speaker 2: in the cost of living.
Speaker 1: Very understandably, people.
Speaker 2: Aren't able to donate to charities like they used to
Speaker 2: in the last couple of years, so they really need
Speaker 2: to raise as much money as possible. They aim to
Speaker 2: provide children who are taken out of a dangerous home
Speaker 2: environment give them a backpack of a few basic essential
Speaker 2: items like a banket, coloring pens and pencils, a toothbrush.
Speaker 2: Stuff that we might take for granted, but it means
Speaker 2: it means everything to the kids who don't have anything.
Speaker 2: Each backpack costs one hundred dollars, which is why one
Speaker 2: hundred and thirty seven thousand dollars for us. Actually, what
Speaker 2: that means is Rio, how many kids getting backpacks now?
Speaker 5: It's one three hundred and seventy five kids.
Speaker 1: So thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Still can donate today and tomorrow head to the Christian
Speaker 2: o'connells show dot com dot AU.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to.
Speaker 2: Mercedes Ben's Berick who give her away one thousand dollars
Speaker 2: a week for our call of the week.
Speaker 1: They've been listening this week.
Speaker 2: They're going to give that one thousand dollars two backpacks
Speaker 2: of it kids as well. This is a lovely email
Speaker 2: from aeron Christian. It's all saying thank you very much
Speaker 2: for support of backpacks for kids. As the foster care,
Speaker 2: we see the impact these cases and these backs have
Speaker 2: on the kids entering care. Sometimes they're leaving such sad
Speaker 2: scenes and unable to get a single belonging. You cannot
Speaker 2: underestimate the impact it hasing the kids who who are
Speaker 2: entering the system and scared to get this. It lights
Speaker 2: them up. Please tell everyone to keep up the great
Speaker 2: work that is from erin Rio. We've got some thank
Speaker 2: you from outside Australia from our lovely podcasters who listened
Speaker 2: to the show all around the world.
Speaker 8: Yes, incredible donations from around the world. We've got Daniel
Speaker 8: who's a podcast listener from the UK. He says, I've
Speaker 8: donated before and I'm more than happy to try and
Speaker 8: help Chanks for all your hard work.
Speaker 5: Is that a British thing.
Speaker 2: No, it's a story that happened to me about thirteen
Speaker 2: years ago where I meant to say cheers and thanks
Speaker 2: to somebody, and unfortunately what came out was it work
Speaker 2: that doesn't exist. But I just went Chanks and the
Speaker 2: guy actually said sorry what and I went, don't won,
Speaker 2: I'll just go.
Speaker 1: I never went back to that. I never went back
Speaker 1: to their sovo ever again. After that whole Changs.
Speaker 2: I reckon father that it is at least thirteen or
Speaker 2: fourteen years ago. I think one of my kids was
Speaker 2: under ten. You know they've now left home.
Speaker 7: I know the.
Speaker 4: Horror.
Speaker 1: It's all coming back to me, the Chanks moment, cheers.
Speaker 2: And thanks Chanks. Sorry what I just yet going. I'll
Speaker 2: leave it that fact. I'll leave the country eventually because
Speaker 2: of this whole Chanks thing.
Speaker 5: You're trying to do a good thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pertually, maybe we will try. I'll try and own it.
Speaker 1: Use that word today. Just it's just going to spread
Speaker 1: confusion though, because we would go.
Speaker 2: Hey, well in Australia we love to shorten thing long
Speaker 2: country over them. This might be, this might be the
Speaker 2: vibe for chanks. Let's start a movement today, the chanks movement.
Speaker 2: It's a new planking chanking.
Speaker 1: Trying to good chanks chanks. Someone today change their life.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Catherine.
Speaker 1: It's sad that that's the only thing they remember about me,
Speaker 1: you know, twenty years of breakfast radio. They just remember
Speaker 1: the chanks moment. I'm sure he did. Lots of mothers.
Speaker 1: They don't put that in there. The Rear legacy who
Speaker 1: actually got so dumb.
Speaker 8: Now I'm gonna say it thanks to Catherine who said,
Speaker 8: also Efan on hitting your target this week, Christian, I
Speaker 8: hope this donation can make a little ones day a
Speaker 8: little brighter all the way from.
Speaker 1: Canada, oh wow, and it really will.
Speaker 5: Thank you, and a huge thanks from Walt.
Speaker 8: Here's ten dollars from the USA, which is probably worth
Speaker 8: twenty Yes, I listen here in Virginia while working every day.
Speaker 8: And also thank you from Marcel and Franzian. Greetings from
Speaker 8: the Netherlands. Love you Nedlands.
Speaker 1: Come on in the Low Countries.
Speaker 5: Thank you Mussel and Franzian or as you're saying the Netherlands.
Speaker 1: Bednked absolutely and as we say here Chanks Patsy, you've
Speaker 1: got some thanks.
Speaker 3: Then a lovely note from Ursula in honor of my
Speaker 3: mum and dad who lived by the motto kindness matters.
Speaker 6: Isn't that lovely?
Speaker 3: Also Karen, Janine, Simone Ross and Anna this.
Speaker 1: Morning, thank you everyone. Alexhuv you got their most.
Speaker 7: Dacy Thank you, She says, I listen to you every day, Christian,
Speaker 7: and you inspired me to help the world. There you go,
Speaker 7: Robert Ella Jack kath Eva says, here's something to help
Speaker 7: those kids and need. Keep up your amazing work.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, head to if you want to donate, head
Speaker 2: to the Christian o'connells show dot com dot au Chanks.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: This time, yes, and on the show, I was just
Speaker 2: full of the joy, the joy that Taylor Swift is engaged.
Speaker 1: Love Taylorswift.
Speaker 2: My daughters Ruby and Lewis eighteen and twenty one, really
Speaker 2: loved Taylor Swift. We all went to see her when
Speaker 2: she came to the mcg on the tour. It was
Speaker 2: an incredible show. And I messaged them both yesterday morning,
Speaker 2: so the first message the would see on the phone
Speaker 2: was from their dad, also excited about their girl.
Speaker 1: Taylor. That photo in the garden you've seen that photos
Speaker 1: want to be in that.
Speaker 6: I've seen the photo.
Speaker 2: Seeing the ring, I got a mess of someone who's
Speaker 2: got so much money. It's not you know you see
Speaker 2: some rings where you're like, that's disgusting. Yes, but they've
Speaker 2: got so much money. It's the status thing, all right.
Speaker 1: Rowder, that's insane.
Speaker 2: You see that thing from an international space station. It
Speaker 2: must be like eight kilos. She can just never moved
Speaker 2: that match it.
Speaker 1: Way more than she is.
Speaker 5: Crazy.
Speaker 1: Taylor's what I thought was demure, demere. That's a great
Speaker 1: word there, restrained.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I rang my eighteen year old daughter yesterday
Speaker 2: afternoon to sort of thought, it's a bit a good
Speaker 2: way should chat to me about.
Speaker 1: This, because often it's like, what do you want? What
Speaker 1: do you want? I'm in the middle of studies, what
Speaker 1: do you want? And I'm like, great news, my Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Everyone's happy, even Donald Trump. Even Donald Trump had.
Speaker 2: Nothing, not a mean take on it. I've never actually
Speaker 2: heard him not have a mean take in something like.
Speaker 1: A Miller breaks.
Speaker 2: Paddington was tweeting about it yesterday. Yes I do follow Paddington.
Speaker 2: Shrek did him a post as well. Oh the biggest
Speaker 2: Trump Shrek Paddington, Liam Gallagher, Liam mcgarric, same biblical everyone
Speaker 2: is moved by. So I called my daughter and then
Speaker 2: I'm afraid she actually hung up within two minutes because
Speaker 2: I just said.
Speaker 1: I just said two things.
Speaker 2: One I want I tell you it will be interesting though,
Speaker 2: It is that obviously he'll have to sign a very
Speaker 2: big prenup.
Speaker 1: Now he's obviously got big money.
Speaker 2: But there's American football big money, and then there's Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift money and so obviously they're never going to break up.
Speaker 1: But but but her dad is a big heavyweight lawyer.
Speaker 1: There's going to be a prenup. Do you not think.
Speaker 2: Break up one of three marriagers And hopefully they don't,
Speaker 2: but surely there's got to be a big old prenup.
Speaker 2: They can't walk out that were like what six seven
Speaker 2: hundred millions? It's a billionaire, rightly so. And then the
Speaker 2: other thing is, if I'm her management team, this is disastrous.
Speaker 1: This is the bit where the call actually got her up.
Speaker 2: I just said, she's made millions, okay about writing about
Speaker 2: heartbreak beautify and it speaks.
Speaker 1: To her tribe.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest, right, I've been married a long time.
Speaker 2: You have, Patsy, Alex, you have as well. There's no
Speaker 2: great songs in boring domestic love life about going to
Speaker 2: ald and putting the bins down. You know there's a
Speaker 2: beautiful song of hers.
Speaker 1: Look you made me do?
Speaker 2: It's you know, I've made you a stew you know,
Speaker 2: love stories, laundry story, it's dull, it's done, it's terrible news.
Speaker 1: What is she going to write about it?
Speaker 6: She will find the beauty in the audience.
Speaker 1: You can't name a great really emotional about being domestic.
Speaker 6: I told you not to leave your dirty Josh.
Speaker 1: You know the fans aren't crying at the end. It's
Speaker 1: going to tail off.
Speaker 5: It's not very related.
Speaker 2: And I merely then said, if I was her management team,
Speaker 2: here's what I'm doing right now. I'm hiring honey Traps
Speaker 2: to break it up before they even get mad.
Speaker 1: That album the biggest one she's ever done.
Speaker 5: Exactly Actually, that's what beyond happened.
Speaker 1: And then the album is called Never got to be
Speaker 1: that bridesmaid. It's very fleetwood mac, Yes, very messy.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's not a bad tactic because that's what happened
Speaker 5: with Beyonce. She was in a very happy marriage with
Speaker 5: jay Z.
Speaker 1: Yep, then he went off.
Speaker 2: Yes, some other girls suddenly meet cowboy Carter exactly, the
Speaker 2: whole Revenge album exactly. Oh yes, But anyway, it was
Speaker 2: not the day yesterday to apparently have a cynical take.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying from an artistic hello you still there.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Imagine this then the most recent text message you sent
Speaker 2: having a new phone. Imagine that is the last words
Speaker 2: you say. That is now going to be your headstone.
Speaker 2: It's your tombstone mine if you come to visit my grave.
Speaker 2: Would I simply say, got any spanners? I've got w
Speaker 2: D forty. Okay, Yeah, that means it's cosplay my wife
Speaker 2: and I. I've ended to be the handyman. So I've
Speaker 2: been booked on Air Taska and I go, I've got
Speaker 2: my spanners. She goes, I've got the w D forty.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I've said too much to ready to go
Speaker 2: script ive. Got I can explain everything we are moving
Speaker 2: my daughter this weekend, and my friend Big Sean is
Speaker 2: helping us move, and we've got to dismantle a bed
Speaker 2: then reput it together again. So I haven't got any spanners,
Speaker 2: Oh right, but I have got w D fourty. Big
Speaker 2: Sean's got spanners.
Speaker 1: He can be. He's a movie he's a moveless and
Speaker 1: a and a rapper as well. So yes, so my headstone.
Speaker 2: Then the most recent text message on my phone right
Speaker 2: at the top, there is got any spanners. I've got
Speaker 2: w D forty. I'm obsessed with w D fourty. There
Speaker 2: must be six cans. It's brilliant, it's the best of
Speaker 2: I have one in the kitchen under the kitchen sink.
Speaker 2: Should it be required for spinaches? Because also very good
Speaker 2: at removing stains. It Yeah, you said sometimes it's an
Speaker 2: after shave, just a little bit behind the pulse points
Speaker 2: as I say, Yeah, that sort of manly.
Speaker 1: You know, you go in a bar greese or something.
Speaker 1: He smells off lubricant. That's right, it's soul. Loube rio.
Speaker 1: What's the the most recent message on your phone?
Speaker 8: Mine's hot off the press ten minutes ago. Happy Thursday,
Speaker 8: shnookie the dishwasher broke again. That was a classic bait
Speaker 8: and switch, and.
Speaker 1: Wow, well done. In other words, you didn't have trying
Speaker 1: to fix it this morning.
Speaker 5: I did see the red lights flashy, and I was planning.
Speaker 1: What do you got on FL one seventy five? What's
Speaker 1: the new one? F eleven?
Speaker 8: You remember?
Speaker 1: I think it's a pump blockage.
Speaker 8: Okay, Well, he certainly won't be able to fix it,
Speaker 8: he said, And I was planning to unpack it bs
Speaker 8: and clean the kitchen, but I don't know how to
Speaker 8: fix it when I get home.
Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, you know I don't know, and I
Speaker 5: know you're just saying this to.
Speaker 1: Get out of it. Alex was your most recent text message.
Speaker 7: This one came from Bonnie last night, pretty late. Stop
Speaker 7: banging stuff. I was cleaning the kitchen and I was
Speaker 7: trying to do the right thing by budding stuff away,
Speaker 7: you know, and like it really bangs up when you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those there's no way to do it quietly. Then
Speaker 1: he twin fence silent pants. So she's trying to put
Speaker 1: backs to sleep, which I failed at by the way.
Speaker 7: I was putting in the sleep. And then just as
Speaker 7: I was, I thought, and I thought he was asleep.
Speaker 7: He goes, Daddy, I've got to go to the toilet.
Speaker 7: So he gets it up, goes to the dog, slams
Speaker 7: the door. He always wants to do it himself, comes
Speaker 7: back in, and then Bonnie happens the door. Do you
Speaker 7: want me to do it?
Speaker 1: I'm like yes.
Speaker 7: So that was that, and then I went down, says
Speaker 7: and I thought, you know, I'll clean up the kitchen.
Speaker 1: I'll do what I have to do. You can't go
Speaker 1: to bed happy until that kitchen top is clean. So
Speaker 1: everything put away, you can't because it's just stress, exactly,
Speaker 1: and you look back at it and it's only ever
Speaker 1: clean for the briefest of moments, isn't he But that
Speaker 1: is what I believe is like Pete kind of enlightenment
Speaker 1: in life is when that kitchen surface is clean, you
Speaker 1: look at it and go, it's going to get trashed imminently,
Speaker 1: but right now, all's good in the world. You just
Speaker 1: want to take a fat off. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember once thinking, oh, you know what, I'll empty
Speaker 2: dish washer before I could have work.
Speaker 1: I've on't ever done that once because so could you
Speaker 1: hear that it's impossible not to clank clank.
Speaker 2: I'd rather do it myself and now I put your
Speaker 2: hours and I don't do an fin radio show, big
Speaker 2: big pants.
Speaker 1: There's no way to do it. It's impossible to put
Speaker 1: pots and they're the noises.
Speaker 2: I reckon if I had to move a drum kit downstairs,
Speaker 2: that would make less noise than those pots and pans.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Ask you what is the most recent text message you said?
Speaker 2: Have a look at your phone. Imagine now that's the
Speaker 2: last word you say. That is your tombstone. That's how
Speaker 2: the world's going to remember you. Mine is simply got
Speaker 2: any spanners, I've got w D forty.
Speaker 1: Sean Barry.
Speaker 2: If we went to put some flowers on his graveside Rio,
Speaker 2: it would simply say two minutes from you?
Speaker 1: Is he two minutes from Saint Peter? We don't know.
Speaker 1: It's actually quite heaven or just two minutes away from
Speaker 1: our hearts?
Speaker 5: Yes, he's always here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love it when people let you know how close
Speaker 2: they are. I always appreciate. Oh yeah, I like the
Speaker 2: ten minute, one, five minute one, two minute one.
Speaker 1: Then I don't worry about one minute one. No, you
Speaker 1: want to love that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so big sure, if you listen
Speaker 2: right now. I wonder when you're picking me up at
Speaker 2: eight Saturday morning. I got a ten five to two
Speaker 2: and then I'll be waiting outside. Okay, this is great.
Speaker 2: This is what Hannah what's on her tombstone last text
Speaker 2: message that she said we finished early. I'm in the driveway, Christian,
Speaker 2: my husband and I actually text each other when we're
Speaker 2: sitting next to each other on the couch when we
Speaker 2: don't want the kids to hear what we're saying about.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at my phone right now. This is
Speaker 2: from the last night. We're watching the game and one
Speaker 2: of our kids was going on with some elaborate story.
Speaker 2: He sent me a text reading our daughter is a
Speaker 2: pro bs artist. Oh those stories they spin you sometimes.
Speaker 2: Oh that is great, What a great secret text message.
Speaker 5: My parents used to speaking pig Latin to each other.
Speaker 1: They yes, you'd have no idea what they were obviously
Speaker 1: talking about. You guys.
Speaker 5: Yes, now I've picked it up so I know I'm
Speaker 5: fluent in you can code them.
Speaker 1: They're too late. Yes, at the time, you didn't know. Christian.
Speaker 2: My headstone would say, okay, all, good good night. It
Speaker 2: was from last night. I was just praying that the
Speaker 2: bomber sees and just be over. I think it was
Speaker 2: over before last night, perhatsly, what's it for you? What's
Speaker 2: the most recent text message?
Speaker 6: Might cleaner? At about three am this morning? Can you
Speaker 6: please bring it?
Speaker 1: She's cleaning that place.
Speaker 5: She's coming to write to disconnect.
Speaker 1: Well, perhaps he's got wrong one. It's called right to reconnect.
Speaker 3: She remember the dice. It is still in bits after
Speaker 3: I washed it, and the love God didn't.
Speaker 5: Talking about that Monday, so we never put it back together.
Speaker 2: And so I'm madly remember like it's her problem fix it, cleaning, fixing, assembling, engineering,
Speaker 2: so it's.
Speaker 6: Still in bits. So thanks, because she's going to bring
Speaker 6: her own.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 6: She takes me back at like six am.
Speaker 1: Pass he's last cleaner. Suddenly that she was agreeing to America.
Speaker 6: She's nice, she's just going into stage.
Speaker 2: Well we saw it the other day. She was don't
Speaker 2: say anything. Why you wearing a fake beard and glasses?
Speaker 2: She don't tell her these.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I get more messages at three a m. My
Speaker 1: car's dismantled. Put it back together.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Last week on Small Thing, Big Joy, we had Sarah
Speaker 2: and when you're aroundabout and there's a massive truck in
Speaker 2: the other lane. You don't need to look off. It
Speaker 2: safe to go. So you've got a big brother up there,
Speaker 2: a bouncer on the roads. Stephen had when he stopped
Speaker 2: at traffic lights and the person beside.
Speaker 1: You was singing like no one is watching Nicar.
Speaker 2: When you go to the grocery store on half the
Speaker 2: items you want all on special. Darren eating Milo straight
Speaker 2: from the tin.
Speaker 6: No toe passage.
Speaker 2: George nailing the temperature of the shower straight away.
Speaker 1: What what's that like?
Speaker 2: I'm still every time it's confusing to me. It's like
Speaker 2: during the night, the shower's reset it all. Mark coming
Speaker 2: home after the long Dame being greeted by the dog
Speaker 2: who acts like you've been gone for years.
Speaker 1: Came back. You came back.
Speaker 2: The zoomies where they chase around their tail round around.
Speaker 2: I love that for me, A small thing, big joy
Speaker 2: with us this Yesterdayvening, I'm watching a show at the
Speaker 2: moment on Netflix and tearing through it. It's where you
Speaker 2: hit that skip intro at exactly the right mind.
Speaker 5: Oh my word, not a single second intro.
Speaker 2: Will you see top left hand corner? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: the joy, And what's gonna do a lap of honor?
Speaker 1: Not today?
Speaker 2: Netflix, No, no, no, no, gotcha? And then Patsy, what's
Speaker 2: your one small thing?
Speaker 1: Big joints?
Speaker 6: Simple?
Speaker 3: At the weekend, I baked a chocolate cake and I
Speaker 3: love to lick the beaters and it's the best. And
Speaker 3: every dog we've had, I've always given them one of
Speaker 3: the beaters, and then I or Audrey will have the other.
Speaker 6: One goes in the dish.
Speaker 2: Now about you putting thongs and a hair bush in
Speaker 2: the dish. Now the dog is licking the beta, then
Speaker 2: you're giving it to the kids.
Speaker 6: No separate, she won't have the one that he's had.
Speaker 1: Easy to get mixed up, that button race.
Speaker 3: But it's funny because you just have to start up
Speaker 3: the mixed. Master and Presley will run in from the
Speaker 3: backyard because he knows the sound.
Speaker 1: My dog and cat like that.
Speaker 2: Soon as they see me go outside to turn the
Speaker 2: barbecue on, they just stand there. He's dropping something. He's
Speaker 2: dropping something here, it's fat off the burger.
Speaker 1: Or the steaks.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a wind for the master and a wind
Speaker 2: for us little feathers down here.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: You're right. I'd happily buy Why can't you just buy
Speaker 1: though beatas with like cake batter on them.
Speaker 2: I'd buy them from a shop, like a cake shop.
Speaker 2: I happily spend ten dollars to get one of those.
Speaker 2: Just sit in the car and just nibble raw cake.
Speaker 3: Would they say you shouldn't have it because it's got
Speaker 3: raw egg. I've never got sick from it, grown.
Speaker 7: Up on it.
Speaker 5: That's fine, that's wont gone mad.
Speaker 1: Beam not They did it? Yes, Ria, what small thing,
Speaker 1: big joy for you.
Speaker 8: We've recently transitioned from the smaller glad rap into the
Speaker 8: almost commercial grade. Yeah, what's you're wrapping? But actually not
Speaker 8: even that much stuff, to be honest, two of you,
Speaker 8: two of us. But what this one comes with is
Speaker 8: the little zipper slider thing instead of the horrible serrated
Speaker 8: sarrated thing.
Speaker 1: Is terrifying.
Speaker 5: It's terrifying to get a proper rip on it. It's
Speaker 5: very tricky. Where is this? You just put your bowl
Speaker 5: straight under? That won't last every time?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, they always get filled up. No no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no.
Speaker 2: And plus the worst thing is when you open that drawer.
Speaker 2: Is it in the bottom drawer by the way, Yes,
Speaker 2: it's always in the bottom draw glad.
Speaker 6: We put ours in the pantry to get stuck in
Speaker 6: the drawer.
Speaker 1: You know, we get stuck. So what you do is
Speaker 1: you open it. You start fumbling teeth. Who didn't put
Speaker 1: this back? You always have it face down? It's face up.
Speaker 1: Then you the hangoes in.
Speaker 6: It's worse than the knives.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: It's like a venus fly trap in there. I'm always
Speaker 1: saying a wife, you always have it teeth fased down.
Speaker 6: Will you only get the sliding thing on those big
Speaker 6: caterer packs? Get it on the line.
Speaker 1: Why can't we have it on the little domestic ones?
Speaker 4: Question?
Speaker 7: Please wrap corporation. It's not a small thing, big joint
Speaker 7: for you. When the blinker matches the song on your radio, it's.
Speaker 1: Like the second collaboration collab digity.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I was trying to do it this morning on the
Speaker 1: way to work with that. Don't stop me now, by queen.
Speaker 1: Someone went behind me us going what is this guy doing?
Speaker 7: I have the blinker on and I'm stopping trying to
Speaker 7: get it on the on the on my my phone,
Speaker 7: and it kind of makes It's a reassuring isn't it
Speaker 7: incompetent beat.
Speaker 1: All right, what's it for you? Small thing? Big joy?
Speaker 1: Text me O fall seven five three one O four three.
Speaker 4: But Christian O'Connell show podcast, I.
Speaker 2: Got this beautiful email yesterday evening from a young kid
Speaker 2: called Tom.
Speaker 1: It will warm your heart and we're boy. We all
Speaker 1: this week. Christian listened to the show yesterday.
Speaker 2: You were talking about the terrible shooting would occurred this
Speaker 2: week and the two police officers losing their lives, and
Speaker 2: you said if we saw a police officer, we should
Speaker 2: thank them for their service. What it was at university
Speaker 2: yesterday and I saw a police officer and I thought
Speaker 2: of what he said. I decided to go up to
Speaker 2: him and till I much. I appreciate everything that he
Speaker 2: does and sorry for lost this off. There was so
Speaker 2: moved Christian. He graatually appreciated my words. I want to
Speaker 2: say thank you for talking about on the show. It
Speaker 2: made a huge difference in mine, in the officer's life,
Speaker 2: and in that moment, thank you Tom.
Speaker 1: I can't take credit for this.
Speaker 2: This isn't I did mention it, but it was an
Speaker 2: idea from a VIC police officer called Alicia, who was
Speaker 2: sharing how tough day yesterday and for the next couple
Speaker 2: of days and beyond really for everyone who works for
Speaker 2: VIC Police. And it was her suggestion. I actually checked
Speaker 2: in on yesterday evening someone was thinking about and I
Speaker 2: got this message and I said, this is the impact
Speaker 2: of what you did, And I said, hel was yesterday.
Speaker 2: She said it was a tough day for everyone, as
Speaker 2: you can imagine. But Tom, what a lovely thing to do.
Speaker 2: And let's keep this going over the next couple of days.
Speaker 2: If you see a police officer today, thank them for
Speaker 2: their service and say you're sorry for their loss as well.
Speaker 1: Is a heartbreaking story.
Speaker 2: And just finding out more about one of the guys
Speaker 2: was a couple of days away from retirement. It just
Speaker 2: breaks your heart. But Tom, thank you very much for
Speaker 2: doing that. What an awesome young man you are. Now
Speaker 2: we're doing small thing, Big joy on the show, Christian,
Speaker 2: My small thing, big joy. When the toaster oaks the bread,
Speaker 2: just to write lightly browned all over, you don't need
Speaker 2: to put it down for a second one and then
Speaker 2: you can butter it from corner to corner. You're right top,
Speaker 2: left to bottom, right, Oh my god, you get it
Speaker 2: all covered like that. The other thing is sometimes you
Speaker 2: have to do that thing where you smack it down
Speaker 2: so the toaster pops up, so you have to jam
Speaker 2: in and implement and.
Speaker 1: You get it just right. Sometimes you gotta do it
Speaker 1: not quite quick enough and it goes back in or
Speaker 1: it doesn't fly up. Why isn't there just a special
Speaker 1: button that will just like or just raise it? Yes?
Speaker 1: Why does it always like a josh grobin? A bit
Speaker 1: of a b of this?
Speaker 2: I raise you and the toast comes, it meets my
Speaker 2: hand and were almost like high five in each other
Speaker 2: by the toaster my hand to your toasted face.
Speaker 8: Or some sort of spring system that shoots it up
Speaker 8: and cut Russell Hobbs.
Speaker 2: So you get a bed of paper out, a small thing,
Speaker 2: big joy getting into bed and find in the hot
Speaker 2: water bottle in exactly the right place. Peter Christian just
Speaker 2: listened to Rio and you found industrial glad wrap. We
Speaker 2: have one of those for glad rap alfoil and also
Speaker 2: lunch paper as well. Oh wow, yeah, slider cutter for
Speaker 2: each can be attached to the wall.
Speaker 1: A cafe using it that much. You're working in the
Speaker 1: school canteen.
Speaker 2: Picture the small thing, big joy building on Alex Collens.
Speaker 2: Just now when you blinker the can't blinker matches the
Speaker 2: car in front. This just happened Christian in the traffic
Speaker 2: this morning. And it gets even better than more cars
Speaker 2: are in a row, they can all sync up together.
Speaker 1: Christian, My small things on, David, my small thing, big joy.
Speaker 1: When you open the microwave right before it hits that
Speaker 1: zero bang to avoid the annoying beak. Thank you very much, David.
Speaker 2: All right, we've got the news and sport and then
Speaker 2: we'll update you everything that's going on this week with
Speaker 2: this amazing charity, Backpacks of VIC Kids.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So Monday morning we came on here and we said
Speaker 2: we urgently need out for this charity at the moment. Sadly,
Speaker 2: the cost of living in Australia, people aren't donating to
Speaker 2: charity as much as they have been the last couple
Speaker 2: of years for very obvious reasons.
Speaker 1: There's no judgment here whatsoever. We get it.
Speaker 2: But what it does mean is that this charity, Backpacks
Speaker 2: for VIC Kids, just haven't got the funds to make
Speaker 2: these backpacks to give to these poor kids who are
Speaker 2: taken out of a very dangerous home situation into safety
Speaker 2: and into care. They're often taken in the middle of
Speaker 2: the night. They don't have any belongings, they don't even
Speaker 2: have many clothes. Sometimes this backpack has got central items
Speaker 2: to give a child who's terrified and overwhelmed, just to
Speaker 2: show them that someone somewhere cares about them and they
Speaker 2: do matter. It costs one hundred dollars to get together
Speaker 2: these backpacks, which is why we're trying to urge you
Speaker 2: to give whatever you can, whether it's ten dollars, twenty dollars,
Speaker 2: it's all adding up too. Right now, at twenty to
Speaker 2: eight on day four, how much money have we raised
Speaker 2: with our lovely listeners.
Speaker 8: An incredible one hundred and thirty eight thousand, five hundred
Speaker 8: and ninety one dollars and thirty cents.
Speaker 1: That is incredible, absolutely amazing.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much everyone who has been donating too
Speaker 2: to make that amount that big. Now, what that actually
Speaker 2: means is how many children that weren't going to be
Speaker 2: able to help when we started this on Monday, how
Speaker 2: many will get a backpack?
Speaker 5: Now that means one three hundred and eighty five kids.
Speaker 2: I also want to say that there was a big
Speaker 2: donation yesterday. That's actually putting it mildly big, doesn't sum
Speaker 2: up sixty thousand dollars. Wow, sixty thousand dollars donation a
Speaker 2: from adiring a personal donation from a family very close
Speaker 2: to a radio show. It's a Varroki Wellness Foundation, A thousand.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for that. Going to make a
Speaker 2: huge difference. We're now up to. Yeah, we're heading towards
Speaker 2: one hundred and forty thousand dollars raised. I really was
Speaker 2: to saying yesterday if we could buy the end of
Speaker 2: tomorrows show at ninety am, said that we've raised one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand dollars, that would be an amazing week.
Speaker 1: We're already over that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd love it to be one hundred and sixty
Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy tomorrow. We will see what happens.
Speaker 2: Whatever you can give is gratefully received. Head to the
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connor show. Au Rio, you've got some thank yous
Speaker 2: to give out people who've been donating this last hour.
Speaker 8: I do thank you so much to Neil. Great work team,
Speaker 8: keep it going. Let's get to two hundred k. Cameron, Alisha, Laura,
Speaker 8: Angelie carm and Shannon Tracy, who says congratulations to Sally
Speaker 8: and a wonderful organization and also.
Speaker 1: What have you got Patsy?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of Sally Rios, Sally has sent in a
Speaker 3: message to the show this morning. Sally Beard, founder of
Speaker 3: Backpacks for Kids, an amazing woman. She's written every donation
Speaker 3: and message is filling us with hope and determination. With
Speaker 3: every ten thousand dollars reach, we're adding another one hundred
Speaker 3: kids in crisis back into our operational targets. Thank you
Speaker 3: for helping us to help more kids. Remember your ten
Speaker 3: dollars means forty dollars to a child experiencing sudden relocation.
Speaker 3: And also donations this morning from Heather, Robert, Leanne, John
Speaker 3: and Linda, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeahs.
Speaker 2: Last week, every one dollar that you give they convert
Speaker 2: into four dollars of worse. So even if you're given
Speaker 2: ten dollars, it's forty dollars, it's half a backpack.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Alex who you've got over there that we
Speaker 1: owe some big thanks to Yeah Jack.
Speaker 7: Kath Eva Kim says it breaks my heart to hear
Speaker 7: so many precious children need to be removed from unsafe times.
Speaker 7: Lily River, Bowie, Gail and Stacy as well, and Margaret says,
Speaker 7: well done Golf for being an ambassador for this charity
Speaker 7: should be an annual event.
Speaker 1: You might be onder something there, Margaret. Thank you all right,
Speaker 1: head to.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show dot com dot au to take part,
Speaker 2: donate and thank you.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show, Gone Podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much to recent donations. Join the last
Speaker 2: five minutes in that song. Thank you very much, Neil, Mary, Anne, Kathy,
Speaker 2: Guy elease with love from Whalon who's ten, and Dusty
Speaker 2: who's five. Thank you very much, boys for your kind
Speaker 2: donations make a huge difference to other kids like you
Speaker 2: who needs your help.
Speaker 1: Craigan, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Krigg is Craig used to be in and then he
Speaker 2: added another less it just became Craig. I guess And
Speaker 2: that's the story there, Craig, Katrina Amy never seen it
Speaker 2: spelled like that, and kat thank you very much for
Speaker 2: your donations. Lovely message here on everything that's happening this
Speaker 2: week with the power of all these donations coming in
Speaker 2: from so many of you for backpacks of it kids. Christian, Wow, wow, wow,
Speaker 2: the power of us. Look what we can all do
Speaker 2: when people just come together. The kids really need us
Speaker 2: and we have come through for them. It's really lighting
Speaker 2: me up today. That's from Michelle. It is I've really
Speaker 2: felt that this week. Michelle was talking to my wife
Speaker 2: about it yesterday evening and it's you feel the something
Speaker 2: we don't feel enough of these days. It's community. And
Speaker 2: the biggest thing that's excited me about the show going
Speaker 2: national next year is that we make the bigger community
Speaker 2: and that means more speakers, more people to help other Australians,
Speaker 2: and also more time wastes, more stories as well, all
Speaker 2: of it everything the joy of being in a community. Yes, Michelle,
Speaker 2: lovely words. Thank you very much. Now, we did this
Speaker 2: yesterday on the show. I was asking the team and
Speaker 2: I was asking people. We did in the first hour
Speaker 2: of the show. We were asking people to tell us
Speaker 2: your life story so far in six words. We had
Speaker 2: some amazing ones. Yesterday on the show. Matthew met married Kobe.
Speaker 2: Does you mean Brian, I don't know, met married Kobe, Renovation, renovation, renovation,
Speaker 2: Megan from little things, big things grow Gabe, My life's
Speaker 2: journey has made me Heather, struggle, pain, sorrow, grandchildren, happy, proud,
Speaker 2: Ben glad, I survived, life got better, Luke crazy, beginning,
Speaker 2: baby Wisdom.
Speaker 1: He's got There is a crazy beginning.
Speaker 2: Now settled, fulfilled Hearts, Dusto, Wife Life Began, Kids Life Complete,
Speaker 2: Lauren Travel, Korean Married Kids, Forties, Botox like an advert.
Speaker 1: You could see it, can't you?
Speaker 2: The photos as you go through a timeline Travel, Crean
Speaker 2: Married Kids Fortiespotos, Glenn, I love this one. This is
Speaker 2: a This is a sl oaping for your business, from
Speaker 2: cutting school to cutting grass. That's the big Glen story.
Speaker 2: And then we have some ones that came in after
Speaker 2: the show yesterday. Joanne, Life is soup. I am a fork.
Speaker 1: Wow, We're all like that sometimes during one day.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you're the spoon and it's all coming in, and
Speaker 2: sometimes it's a fork and it's all slipping through.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's in one hour. You can go from that.
Speaker 2: Joanne very good, Sophie Dutch Girl, Ossie Heart Happy Dogs,
Speaker 2: Jane challenging but hopeful, sprinkled with blessings. Veronica, Well, well
Speaker 2: that didn't go as black, Veronica, what's happened?
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 2: Annette came out when I was twenty four? Congratulations in
Speaker 2: that Shelley married more than once by mistake? Should you
Speaker 2: mean it was a mistake? You didn't just end up
Speaker 2: in the wrong room and just went ti. I said that,
Speaker 2: I said I do to what him? Oh God, no, Donna,
Speaker 2: I'm alive and living my life. Leanne Mum and Dad's
Speaker 2: happy little accident. Jennifer born to type and ride trains,
Speaker 2: not born to raise hell.
Speaker 1: Barn to type and ride trains.
Speaker 2: Nicole Dreams IVF Miracles, Swasey and Lexi. I'm guessing that
Speaker 2: Swaysy and Lexi are the miracles. Name Yeah, strong names,
Speaker 2: Swaysey and Lexi. Allison done all three police fire ambulance.
Speaker 1: Wow. Context is everything life? You could read that one way? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: because which means vocation? We don't know and I'm not judging.
Speaker 2: Gary England, Australia, wife, children, grandchildren, retired. I love this
Speaker 2: one from Charlene that came in twenties. Disappointing, forty settled,
Speaker 2: sixties unsatisfied. Ah hey, listen, Charline go online. Find a
Speaker 2: guy have listened to some of his podcasts called Chip
Speaker 2: Conley was a very successful businessman, gave it all up
Speaker 2: and now has set up this big online thing. It's
Speaker 2: a really really great speaker, really inspiration. We set something up.
Speaker 2: It's becoming bigger and big. It's a great idea. Modern
Speaker 2: Midlife Elder Academy. M Ea, you've seen him a load
Speaker 2: of podcasts. You bought our great book last year about
Speaker 2: finding joy and meaning in the midlife. I read it
Speaker 2: and it really helped me have a different understanding of
Speaker 2: it all. Cannot recommend this work enough, Sharlie. If that's
Speaker 2: where you are right now, and there are so many
Speaker 2: friends of mine who are in the midlife and trying
Speaker 2: to work out what is this part of your life?
Speaker 2: Because everything you kind of were told to build up
Speaker 2: the life, get a family, get a partner, have a family,
Speaker 2: make a family, get a house.
Speaker 1: Suddenly that all goes and you're left with, well, what
Speaker 1: do we do now? And see what you got to do?
Speaker 2: The invitation is to recreate your life and you need
Speaker 2: help with that. So yeah, I cannot is work enough.
Speaker 2: You can find him on the podcast see if he
Speaker 2: likes you are. Chip Conley Modern Elder Academy. I think
Speaker 2: it's called Kayleie absolutely always untamed, chaos and love.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that that's.
Speaker 2: Untamed is a great word. I love that word untamed.
Speaker 2: And Elliott got tall play ball Dad. Now, thank you
Speaker 2: very much for these. If you want to keep these
Speaker 2: going have a think about it today. Your life story
Speaker 2: so far in six words. It's great reading these out.
Speaker 2: Happy you to do some more tomorrow. Christian at Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell dot com, Dodau.
Speaker 4: News on the Way the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Donations from Denise, Pauline, Jannita and Andrew as well in
Speaker 2: the last ten minutes. Thank you very much. At the
Speaker 2: Christian o'connells show dot com dot Au. Backpacks for VIC
Speaker 2: kids almost one hundred and forty one thousand right now,
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: The name game, as in producer Rio and I are
Speaker 2: also Patsy and Alex. We take each other on. We're
Speaker 2: trying to guess your name. We don't know your name,
Speaker 2: which is why you're hear me. Go Caller one, two
Speaker 2: and three. Caller one, welcome.
Speaker 9: My first name as in Sunshine.
Speaker 1: Sunny Warm, the suburb Sunlight West, lollipops. Oh, Ray, that's it.
Speaker 4: Wow, But it's actually spelled r e y Ah.
Speaker 2: I've seen that before. Yeah, all right, well listen, thank
Speaker 2: you very much, Ray, but not spelled that way.
Speaker 1: Have a good day. I have a good day. Thank you, Ray.
Speaker 1: Caller too, Welcome to.
Speaker 2: The name game, as in as in sandwich, elt club, plowers, tuna, tasty,
Speaker 2: multi grain, crusty, multi grain rye white. This could take ages.
Speaker 2: I'm now in the supermarket. Anyone else going up and
Speaker 2: down the aisle? Ruby, that is one that that's one
Speaker 2: of the guesses of the year. Well done, Rubin. I
Speaker 2: was about to go with Pastromi, but of course that
Speaker 2: is no one's name, Ruben.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You come, have a good day,
Speaker 1: call a three good morning, Welcome into the name game.
Speaker 1: Wishes m wishes best.
Speaker 2: Best good wishes wishes as in good wishes to you,
Speaker 2: ye well, Genie in the lamp, three wishes Genie, gotcha buff.
Speaker 1: The lamp in Genie appears. She said, all right, lovely,
Speaker 1: thank you, Jeanie, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Macly you call us go to line four. Good morning,
Speaker 2: line four. Oh no, you tried to tell them you.
Speaker 1: Better not be on hands free buddy, hell I loaned
Speaker 1: for blinker. It's a blinker. It's a blink in something, Caitlin,
Speaker 1: it's goin on out there. That is on rio. Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, I hate it when you two bicker. Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. The gays can't fall out. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't break the rainbow. O my work.
Speaker 3: But he's a loudspeaker, but he's a lovely young fifteen here.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh he's here. Heah, he's here. What do you want? Hello?
Speaker 7: Hey?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it sounds like you really want to take partner. Uh.
Speaker 2: They're starting new game called the Reluctant Quiz Show. It's
Speaker 2: a teenagers have been forced to call.
Speaker 1: In by mom and dad. Yeah, what you want? He wanted?
Speaker 1: It sounds like it. It sounds like the old tiger
Speaker 1: mom there. All right, then, all right, what's your what's
Speaker 1: your c my friend? What is it? My name as
Speaker 1: in ar Noah, no, Noah, yeah straight away. Shame on
Speaker 1: us if we didn't get us straight as well. Noah,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for calling in. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's no way that Noah wants a call in. All right.
Speaker 1: We are second round next back after these.
Speaker 4: Ad Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Everyone is donating for backpacks. A
Speaker 2: bit kid happened the children indeed in Melbourne. Over one
Speaker 2: hundred and forty thousand dollars raise so far since Monday
Speaker 2: show Simon six minutes ago. Thank you very much and
Speaker 2: for you budiful message as well. Sandra in New South Wales, Sandra,
Speaker 2: thank you very much your donations. Sandra set the calendar
Speaker 2: date for diary. We're coming to New South Wales on
Speaker 2: FM radio January Monday. The age or was it the
Speaker 2: nineteenth nineteenth nineteen? We just checked with the boat in
Speaker 2: calendar mainly is field when there's like we're big car events.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right then fine around for the name game.
Speaker 8: Do you have a name that's a pain, a name
Speaker 8: you always need to explain. Well, we've made my name
Speaker 8: as in game.
Speaker 2: All right, find a round team, let's try and get
Speaker 2: some names. Caller one, welcome, good morning.
Speaker 1: My surname as in cooking, baking, gas, electric, kitchen, stewing, stove.
Speaker 1: You cuss role.
Speaker 2: Frier freyer Frey, fry well, fry well. All right, thank
Speaker 2: you very much for I have a lovely day. Thanks
Speaker 2: to call him you too. It's got a caller to welcome.
Speaker 2: M hm, Hello, caller too.
Speaker 1: Hello, my first name as in warm warm. Yes. Oh
Speaker 1: that's very good too, great ones today, that's very good.
Speaker 1: Caller three. Let's go get a third one on. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the name game.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, my first name as is a verb.
Speaker 1: A verb, run or an action?
Speaker 2: Run?
Speaker 1: Walk? Are you walk?
Speaker 2: Runny walkie? No, dance, moonwalk, prance, prancer, blitzen.
Speaker 1: It's a verb and active, yeah, verb or in action.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of those waving, swimming, boxing. Can we
Speaker 1: know it down?
Speaker 6: Another clue.
Speaker 1: Please, Stewart justice, vengeance, no arresting, running, run? Running is close?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: What's running? Pursuing? No apprehending, prisoning? Enforcement times? Running out?
Speaker 1: Danger again? What is your name?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 1: We were going all around that one chase. Of course
Speaker 1: you try to have us out with it close to
Speaker 1: running and a great second clue, Chase.
Speaker 2: We'll send your price. Thank you so much for doing that, Chase,
Speaker 2: have a lovely day. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 1: Thank you you two. Call of fork morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: My last name in biblical king.
Speaker 1: David Herod James.
Speaker 6: Oh well look at you go with.
Speaker 1: Those big big kings. See David James Herod.
Speaker 6: No rio, stop giving clues because.
Speaker 9: Line of sight, the minds Blake Solomon, Yes, fire today,
Speaker 9: m VP is Alex today for this, well done Solomon,
Speaker 9: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You call him The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Mark, Samantha, thank you, Deborah Julie, Oh,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Head to the Christian o'connells show
Speaker 2: dot com today you to donate and thank you so
Speaker 2: much for all of us on the show and backpacks
Speaker 2: with it kids.
Speaker 1: Today, I'm a time waste Village Cinema's Gold class double pass.
Speaker 1: What's some movies go and see right now? And some
Speaker 1: friends when seeing Naked Gun said.
Speaker 2: They won't shut to be any good because obviously Leslie
Speaker 2: Nielson said, it's outstanding, relentsy, funny, so the script and leamness,
Speaker 2: it's amazing.
Speaker 1: So they were still giggling the next morning.
Speaker 2: And also got Freak a Friday, which quite a few
Speaker 2: of the team have seen, and The Fantastic four First Steps.
Speaker 2: I'm off to the cinema actually today, going to see
Speaker 2: you know that brilling British comedian writer Tim Key. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's got this amazing movie that's won a lot of
Speaker 2: awards at the Sundance Film Festival.
Speaker 1: It's called The Ballad of Wallace Islands.
Speaker 5: I've seen ads for this.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to see it, supporting myth the film
Speaker 2: Festival as well, not just you Rio and also another
Speaker 2: high broil thing right now National pirate day or we've
Speaker 2: got range on this show, We've got range. Do you
Speaker 2: know there's only even been one bona fidy Australian pirate.
Speaker 2: You're an a pirate, yeah, black Jack Anderson he was
Speaker 2: fired from his whaling job in w Wa, started a
Speaker 2: new career and maybe that career profile we're talking about
Speaker 2: the other day. Do you know what black Jack Anderson
Speaker 2: then not that you make a great pirate man. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm wasting my career, but in a very Australian way.
Speaker 2: It's too lazy to be a big time pirate. Small
Speaker 2: time pirate. He was a small time pirate every.
Speaker 4: Now and again.
Speaker 2: He's not robbing Tom Hanks's big old boat. Small time
Speaker 2: pirate in Australian Southern waters.
Speaker 1: Get on this.
Speaker 2: He would raid passing boats and then sell their goods
Speaker 2: back to them. I'm sorry about this, but you know
Speaker 2: it's commerce. You want to watch back. It made me
Speaker 2: an offer, take my money, all right? So we're looking
Speaker 2: for your pirate bands. OHI division god, you know what
Speaker 2: they do with the new kids on the boat. That's right,
Speaker 2: new kids swap the deck. Oh greats gold. Ever, it's
Speaker 2: going to give it to myself, poor old Adam Levine,
Speaker 2: he's maroon pipe, real speed wagon.
Speaker 1: And what about a bit of funk. Those pirates love
Speaker 1: to get their funk on.
Speaker 2: That's right, calling the gangplank, calling the gang, calling the gangplank.
Speaker 1: Even Herd the phrase walk the gameplank, I.
Speaker 5: Thought, I just walk the plane.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, what the gang plank is derivative if
Speaker 2: you want to get into a deep cut of lexicon,
Speaker 2: and that's quite right, you're forgiven, all right, Rio, what
Speaker 2: are the pirates cranking? Jeez?
Speaker 5: Burt Bacharach loved a bit of looting, didn't he did?
Speaker 7: He?
Speaker 1: Bert Buccaneer, No way the word buccaneer, I must I say,
Speaker 1: Jimmy Buccaneer.
Speaker 8: May matey Bostones, this is good. Booty and the Blowfish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5: Yea pirates out there?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? Who you got the pillage people? All right?
Speaker 1: What have you got them? Pirate bands?
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Speaker 1: We have some thank yous rio who do you have
Speaker 1: their mate?
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Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Alex. Who have we got to say? Thank you too? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Marina, great cause, thank you so much Marina and you Liz,
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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into today's time waste. We're looking
Speaker 2: for your pirate vans. Rio, are you ready to mark?
Speaker 1: I'm ready, Simon and are that's from Amanda? Rage against
Speaker 1: the Ie Patch bron No already, Dan, nice trying though,
Speaker 1: justin shiver My Timberlake Gold.
Speaker 2: That's very good, Glenn, well done, Lootie and the Blowfish.
Speaker 1: That's good. Better than one sloop Dog.
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Speaker 2: the plank Bronze David. They counting crow's nests Silver, Canon, No, Sammy,
Speaker 2: well done, Sammy, shiver me Timberland Silver.
Speaker 1: R C DC.
Speaker 2: Jack Rage against the Marines because they're stopping them, you know,
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Speaker 2: Plank Sinatra. All right, who's the best in show? Rio, Canon, Sammy,
Speaker 2: We're back tomorrow. Thanks for donating.
Speaker 1: Keep it going.
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