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Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast many It's right now though thirty

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Speaker 1: one and six five talking about leveraging your job for

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Speaker 1: selfish reasons. On thirty one O sixty five.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because an Indian official drained two million liters of

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Speaker 2: water out of a reservoir so he could find his phone.

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Speaker 3: Do we find out?

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Speaker 1: Did we find out? Reservo? What was on his phone?

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Speaker 1: Because obviously he's something pretty dodgy if he wants it

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Speaker 1: that bad.

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Speaker 2: He said sensitive government data, which is code for nerds. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: he finally got his phone because they drained the whole reservoir.

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Speaker 2: I phone didn't work, But it's a perfect example of

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Speaker 2: leveraging your job for selfish reasons. Let's got to Danny here. Danny,

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Speaker 2: you're a technician of sprinklers.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 4: How do you?

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Speaker 2: How do you leverage your job for selfish reasons?

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Speaker 3: Danny? So I'm had to follow me here, set a

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Speaker 3: fire hydrant. I'm got the sluice valve key and opened

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Speaker 3: her up and filled up me pool for nothing and

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Speaker 3: quite quick.

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Speaker 1: Oh genius, off a fire hydrant.

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Speaker 3: That's the one. Well, how long did it?

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Speaker 1: How big is you pull? Danny?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: How big is your pool?

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Speaker 3: I was read one of those inflated sort of pools,

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Speaker 3: but it was still How long did it take?

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Speaker 1: How long did it take you to fill it up?

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Speaker 3: Probably about ten ft es.

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Speaker 2: That's good, great work Downny, next genius. It's illegal, oh totally.

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Speaker 2: But let's go to Dean Jolley Dino. How did you

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Speaker 2: leverage your job for selfish reasons? Good afternoon, boys, afternoon.

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Speaker 3: So I worked for the gas industry and a friend

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Speaker 3: of mine told me that she needed her gas fixed.

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Speaker 3: And I didn't know this bird at the time, so

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Speaker 3: I used my job I'm not supposed to be doing

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Speaker 3: by myself, to actually pretend I'm fixing the appliance, but

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Speaker 3: actually meeting this girl. And then after a few days later,

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Speaker 3: I'm in a relationship with her because she was already

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Speaker 3: in a relationship, and then she swapped her boyfriend and

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Speaker 3: became with me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so, Dean, what was the moment you're in there

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Speaker 2: you're working the plumbs or you're.

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Speaker 1: Working the pipes, working the plumb now?

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Speaker 2: But he wasn't what what do you think we're so

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Speaker 2: sexy about you working the pipes there?

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Speaker 3: Jean, Oh, just the plumber's crack. And she's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: you know what, you're doing. My man doesn't know. He

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Speaker 3: doesn't know how to fix a thing. I'm like, seriously.

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Speaker 3: And the funny part about it was is that her

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Speaker 3: partner at the time was an old friend of mine

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Speaker 3: that I realized, Oh, I.

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Speaker 2: Tell you what, he's got layers like worse and worse,

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Speaker 2: and he's literally laughing at his mates on radio.

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Speaker 1: The radio station is celebrating everything.

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Speaker 2: Totally well, Dane. Now let's go to Blade. Firstly, love

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Speaker 2: the name Blade. He picked his own name. So Blade,

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Speaker 2: how do you use your to your advantage? My friends?

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Speaker 4: I work at Raging Waters, So one time I was

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Speaker 4: there was a bit warm, so I put a truck

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Speaker 4: on the work the uniform, going to work, go to

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Speaker 4: the bathroom, take off the uniform and start playing on

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Speaker 4: all the rods.

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Speaker 1: Where do you go? Where do you work? Blade?

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Speaker 4: Where do you water Sydney? It's like letting the wild rage?

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Speaker 2: So you sorry, raising waters raging.

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Speaker 1: They could do better with the name.

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Speaker 2: Sorry Blade, but it's like a flood plane. So you

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Speaker 2: take off all your clothes and leave them in the

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Speaker 2: in the bathroom, so you just out there nude on

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Speaker 2: all the water slides and yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, no, take a bag in, put the clothes.

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Speaker 1: Bag on the water side. He told the story really

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Speaker 1: all assumed.

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Speaker 2: Naked, and I mean a water slide naked. Though an

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Speaker 2: idea in the shocking is an idea.

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Speaker 1: If there's like anyone sticking up on the radio on

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Speaker 1: the water slide, well that's not a good idea. But

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Speaker 1: it's the risk that's what gets you.

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Speaker 3: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast,

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Speaker 3: all on the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 4: Oh, wherever get your podcasts.