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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from you, guys, most brutal way

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Speaker 2: you were dumped, if you had a situation you're willing

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Speaker 2: to offer up.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about this is because Elon Musk

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Speaker 2: has taken over Twitter, and the employees are describing just

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Speaker 2: a brutal, brutal first week of dumpings, so much so

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Speaker 2: that he had to tweet about it because everyone's so rattled.

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Speaker 4: Mask tweeted about it about dumping all of his staff.

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Speaker 2: He said, unfortunately, there is absolutely no choice when the

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Speaker 2: company is losing over four million dollars a day. Oh yeah, wow, yeah,

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Speaker 2: so they just had to go.

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Speaker 4: Came.

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Speaker 2: They came hard for marketing. Took two thirds of the

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Speaker 2: design department and seventy five percent of the managers in marketing.

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Speaker 5: Well, will you talk about design? It's just a bluebird, right,

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Speaker 5: fair enough? I think one person can cover that, can't they?

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Speaker 2: I hope you're staying ready over life.

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Speaker 4: No, they haven't really been.

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Speaker 2: For your sake.

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Speaker 4: It's a simple picture.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's like all sorts of things. You have

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Speaker 2: no idea.

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Speaker 4: That's fair.

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Speaker 2: You surprised me a lot of the time. I'm still

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Speaker 2: surprised you. Yes, like that the marketing for something like Twitter.

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Speaker 5: Oh sorry, the marketing. So you said that someone from

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Speaker 5: imagery or would you say design? You said something from design.

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Speaker 2: It's the bluebird, but they've got to design the whole

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Speaker 2: layout of the thing, of the platform.

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Speaker 4: They haven't changed that for years. Well, look, I'm on

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Speaker 4: Musky's side.

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Speaker 5: He dumped the CEO immediately as well, didn't he like

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Speaker 5: the day?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, those guys walked out with a huge golden handshake,

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Speaker 2: something like like the I think it's the largest ever

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Speaker 2: departure fee ever for a CEO. Oh really, yes, I

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Speaker 2: had it in the contract that they Oh smart, that

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Speaker 2: was like they thirded like one hundred billion dollars or something.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, great, Yeah, that's extraordinary. Anyway, all the employees

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Speaker 2: are talking about how brutal the dumping has the dumpings

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Speaker 2: have been, because so for a lot of the employees.

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Speaker 2: So obviously, you know, the CEOs walk away with you know,

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Speaker 2: fifty or sixty billion dollars in their pocket. But for

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Speaker 2: somebody one of these design guys who just sit around

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Speaker 2: and draw bluebirds all day, they they were apparently their

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Speaker 2: computers would just shut down, and that's how they while

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Speaker 2: they were working on it, and then they wouldn't be

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Speaker 2: able to log back in.

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Speaker 4: So it's like.

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Speaker 5: Squid games where everyone's just in the office and if

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Speaker 5: your computer goes down, oh wow.

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Speaker 2: Then you can't get back in. Oh yeah yeah, because

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Speaker 2: they've they've got so many people to make redundant. It's

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Speaker 2: a massive company and as I said, they're losing four

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Speaker 2: shut him down.

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Speaker 4: I'd be passed.

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Speaker 2: I'd be sitting there like waiting.

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Speaker 4: For my computer to so true.

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Speaker 2: You know, the guy next to you, his computer goes

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Speaker 2: and you're left there at the end of the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: dropping like flies and you're the only one left. And

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Speaker 2: then you've got more work as well. Anyway, thirty one

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Speaker 2: six five, I'd love to hear from some people on

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Speaker 2: brutal ways that they got dumped. I reckon your computer

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Speaker 2: shutting down while you're using it has to be the

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Speaker 2: most brutal I've heard up until you told me a

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Speaker 2: story while ago. WOODI you about the time that you

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Speaker 2: dumped a girl when you were seexteen. Carry on.

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Speaker 4: So we're taking the examples from the dumpers as well,

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Speaker 4: because I was obviously.

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Speaker 2: The dumping or the dumper, and I the dumper.

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Speaker 4: I have a bit ashamed of this.

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Speaker 2: I take examples of dumpings you regret, like if you

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Speaker 2: a bad dumping.

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Speaker 4: It just it was just it was the timing. The

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Speaker 5: So my girlfriend at the time, as you said, fifteen sixteen,

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Speaker 5: she was babysitting some kids. Yeah, and I made the

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Speaker 2: You when I have a chat anyway, then she alarm

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Speaker 2: bells when you're sixteen. Yeah, absolutely, and they just want

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just quick chat. I want to have a babysitting.

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Speaker 5: So when she comes and at the point where she

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Speaker 5: walked out of the house and she brought the two

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Speaker 2: Wow, it was protection and protection.

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Speaker 4: She's you fair call.

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Speaker 2: No, I am not on your side here.

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Speaker 4: She shouldn't have broadcast that for you.

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Speaker 2: You've absolutely jumped.

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Speaker 5: She brought the mat as like a human shield. Anyway,

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Speaker 5: she brings the two kids out there, adorable And at

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Speaker 5: that point I probably should have called off the breakup,

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Speaker 5: but I decided to actually told the kids I I

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Speaker 5: I dump.

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Speaker 4: I tell the kids I'm never going to find them

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Speaker 4: because I think it's over. It was shocking, It was

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I didn't say that. I've had a bit

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Speaker 5: of may there, but it's that bad.

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Speaker 2: And tell the kids I'm dead. You'll never see me

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, that's pretty fad, Claire. And if you're listening, Claire,

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry about that. We had a great four

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Speaker 4: week relationship.

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Speaker 2: Oh she's a bit sick as well. Four year old

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Speaker 2: is a human shield.

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Speaker 4: Nice, back on my tame war crimes.

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Speaker 2: Nice thirteen one, I six ' five. Right now we're

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Speaker 2: talking brutal dumpings. Dumper dump e. Maya's called Maya. You

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Speaker 2: were seventeen, Yes.

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Speaker 7: I was seventeen. I was dating a girl's copies of

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Speaker 7: me and we'd been dating for almost two years and

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Speaker 7: we broke up, but they were stalling together and got

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Speaker 7: I got back from appointment and on my way to

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Speaker 7: work and she just left. Our car was gone or

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Speaker 7: stuff was gone, everything like everything was gone.

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Speaker 4: Did you ever hear from her again?

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Speaker 7: So I actually that night flow out to Queensland from

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Speaker 7: and her mum's called the cops on it, called the

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Speaker 7: didn't know what it was. And she was like, I

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Speaker 7: just didn't want to be with you anymore.

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Speaker 2: Wow, she jeez there. I mean, when you ask for

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Speaker 2: people to call with brutal dumping, I'm not sure what

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Speaker 2: I expected savage.

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Speaker 4: Follow up and flying to Queensland that story had at all?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I did.

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Speaker 5: I don't say something I don't get just say something right, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: Like i'd be open to someone lying about the reason

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Speaker 5: they're breaking up with someone that I think for mine

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Speaker 5: that's it's a blurred love. I think that's okay, but

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Mitch Mitchie. I'm glad you're the dumper here. Mitch.

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Speaker 4: You're trying to wash your sins.

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Speaker 5: You unfortunately regrettably savagely dumped someone.

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Speaker 8: Yes, So I'd gone to the beach with a girl

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Speaker 8: I decided to change my mind and I stopped at

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Speaker 2: First of all, how the hell do you sudden that

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Speaker 2: send a payphone text message?

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Speaker 8: That's my first It was a thing years ago from

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Speaker 8: those tells to payphones. Totally message to come up that

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Speaker 8: came from a payphone.

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Speaker 2: You send her pay So did you have to sign

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Speaker 2: it off as Mitch obviously because she didn't know.

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Speaker 8: At the end of the message from Mitch.

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Speaker 4: Bloody, how do you know what they Mitch Beach?

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Speaker 5: The only beach date I've been on was with an

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Speaker 4: And then two weeks later I saw at the supermarket.

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Speaker 2: What a line. I just couldn't believe. Nikola, we're tooking

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Speaker 2: brutal dumping. So you were brutally dumped.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, I was half an hour before my birthday.

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Speaker 8: Yes, and we're going out to dinner ruin.

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Speaker 5: Gee. Wow, you just wait the day now, Button pusher, George,

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Speaker 5: if you can turn your mic on, because we affectionately

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Speaker 5: know this tactic is.

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Speaker 4: The George you.

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Speaker 5: You believe you used to break up with girls before

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Speaker 5: their birthday, so I need to buy them a birthday present.

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Speaker 5: And then after this is true you said this, and

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Speaker 4: It wasn't yet, but it wasn't like right half an

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Speaker 2: Sent him a text message from the papers. After it works,

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Speaker 2: Will's called six five. I'll get you out of there, mate,

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Speaker 2: don't worry. I was savage from what Will Will? This

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Speaker 2: was you doing the dumping?

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Speaker 8: Yes, it was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So when I was at fifteen, I was seeing a

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Speaker 2: Oh mate, my mate, yeah, I'm totally forgotten that it

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Speaker 2: was the funeral. The day of the funeral, you'd forgotten.

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Speaker 9: And then so yeah, I've given it a call and

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Speaker 9: she's like, you know what date is wrong?

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Speaker 7: Oh? No?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So so did you still go to the funeral?

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Speaker 8: Did you?

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Speaker 5: Did you sort of go, okay, let's clean this slide.

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Speaker 5: I'll come to the funeral and then or did you just.

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Speaker 10: No, I wasn't I wasn't welcome. I was not welcome.

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Speaker 4: No, that's fair enough.

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Speaker 2: You see, of course that seems like a logical answer.

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Speaker 2: You're an idiot.

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Speaker 5: I think I just go, hey, last two minutes, let's

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Speaker 5: wipe it. Sometimes I wish I had that Men in

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Speaker 5: Black pen. You know that pen they have and that

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Speaker 5: is dragon. Will Smith was using that in his everyday life,

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Speaker 5: you know, like when he was the character and Men

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Speaker 5: in Black.

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Speaker 2: If he could, you have.

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Speaker 1: To This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've literally waited an hour and fifteen minutes for this.

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Speaker 2: Woods The producers have said the surprise for us, we

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Speaker 2: haven't known what the surprise is. Hand on heart, we

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Speaker 2: have not known what this is. They've given us three clues,

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Speaker 2: which we've been played over the last hour. We're about

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Speaker 2: to try and figure out what's going on. These are

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Speaker 2: the clues. If you're just joining us. It's Dwayne Rock

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Speaker 2: Johnson his opening music. So could be a bit of

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Speaker 2: a bum steer, could be wrestling.

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Speaker 4: Would be cooking, This would be it talks about cooking.

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Speaker 4: Do you smell what the rock is cooking? He says cook?

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Speaker 2: There could be anything, damn, it could be actual rocks,

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Speaker 2: I think you think Dwayne the Rock Johnson is involved.

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Speaker 5: How's Black Adam doing? You know, I don't think the

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Speaker 2: The third clue is this You're Terrible Muriel, which is

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Speaker 4: I really hope that is the surprise.

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Speaker 5: He just calling us to tell us that maybe ask

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Speaker 2: Made out with Tony collect Look, we've had some shocking guesses.

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Speaker 4: Us to cook though. Let's go to l J. Let's

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Speaker 5: Well, before we reveal the big surprise, we've got a

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Speaker 5: the artist, who's the artist?

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Speaker 4: Hang on, we we you know daniel Webber, the woman

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Speaker 6: What for?

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Speaker 2: Oh, the woman that painted the rocky bang. Well, we

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Speaker 4: Listen to the voice.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Hey, l J, it's Danielle. I hope you had

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Speaker 11: I'd love to chat to you more about it.

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Speaker 4: She wants to paint the kids, it sounds like it.

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Speaker 2: Wait, hang on, she wants to paint the kiss. I'll

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Speaker 7: Boy, she's right there.

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Speaker 2: Hang on before we go to Danielle. What's Muriel's wedding

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Speaker 2: got to do with that? The rock? She used to

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I might have stopped up there. I thought mural.

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Speaker 4: I thought murals were muriels.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, you had guessing the wrong close.

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Speaker 4: You thought a mural was a muriel.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, last time I ever left in judge of

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Speaker 2: daniel welcome to the show. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 2: So great to have you on the show. So hang on,

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Speaker 2: let me just now that we've dealt with the riff

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Speaker 2: raff you want for everyone that's just hearing Danielle's voice

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Speaker 2: for the first time. Danielle is the most amazing artist.

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Speaker 2: Incredible incredible portraits, incredible murals, these huge ceiling to muri murials.

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Speaker 2: You recently get the rock literally paid you as you

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Speaker 10: Look, I knew you guys were keen about doing a mural,

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Speaker 10: and I saw the Passionate Kiss last week and I thought,

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Speaker 5: Can we workshop this just a little bit?

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 5: I love that you want to do a mural of

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Speaker 10: I'm sure you have so many photos together, but I

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Speaker 4: Can we? Okay? So straight down to brass taxs it?

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Speaker 4: You're only doing it?

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Speaker 2: Where else do you want to paint? Like in front

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Speaker 5: Like I take that over you and me making that

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Speaker 10: Definitely, Okay, what do you think?

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Speaker 5: it's definitely a compromble.

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Speaker 4: I love the idea of a mural.

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Speaker 5: Like people legends are immortalized in murals, you and me

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Speaker 4: So I'm what I'm trying to say is I'm for mural.

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Speaker 2: The that's it, isn't it, Danielle? Like this is this is?

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Speaker 2: This is the offer you're painting this?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, that's on the table, I think.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, just one more question?

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Speaker 10: Look, we you know most people leave it to the artists.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, interpretation, so I won't.

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Speaker 10: Yeah. I think you just need to trust in the process.

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Speaker 2: Woods you' and I've been held in suspense all show.

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Speaker 2: The producers had a surprise for us. It turned out

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Speaker 4: Extraordinary story.

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Speaker 2: It's an extraordinary story and Danielle is one of Australia's

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Speaker 2: and she's done it for so many people. She's done

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Speaker 1: Hey LJ.

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Speaker 10: It's Danielle.

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Speaker 6: I hope you had an amazing weekend. I know we

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Speaker 6: so I've had an idea. I saw that kiss last week,

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Speaker 10: More about it.

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Speaker 2: So she wants to do a mural of us publicly

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Speaker 2: on a public space, but only if it's us making out.

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Speaker 5: If you haven't, it's a full on makeout. And I'll

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Speaker 8: Okay?

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Speaker 4: And we have Dannielle on the.

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Speaker 5: Phone, who's on the phone right now, And Danielle, I

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Speaker 4: But you're gonna want the bit where it's full tonsal hockey,

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Speaker 10: I think?

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Speaker 11: So, I think if we're going to do it, we've

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Speaker 10: You did it properly.

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Speaker 11: So I think we need to honor that.

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Speaker 5: That's fair, capture the moment. And then so it's daniel

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Speaker 5: and how how two questions? How big do you actually

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Speaker 10: Ah, I think we need you at least three or

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Speaker 2: And you live in Melbourne, don't you, Danielle live.

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Speaker 10: In Melbourne, So somewhere in Melbourne, Okay.

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Speaker 5: Okay, but you don't have any idea in your mind

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Speaker 5: And sorry, just just one more time because I just

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Speaker 4: So to have you say that you want to paint

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Speaker 5: But just just one final question here, like you could

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Speaker 4: That we roll with. You know, it's here in the studio,

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Speaker 4: Like you.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to do that?

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Speaker 11: I also just print that out for you and then

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Speaker 11: I'm going to communicate.

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Speaker 2: Okays, approaching asking, Okay, I think you know what are

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Speaker 4: No, no, it's no, absolutely not.

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Speaker 5: But it's just like, you know, if I'm going to

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Speaker 5: a mural that I wanted myself, isn't making.

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Speaker 4: Out with you if I had to juice? I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry if that sounds brutal.

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Speaker 2: I'm keen.

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Speaker 4: You're in. I mean, I'm obviously, I'm obviously for it.

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Speaker 5: Like I'm not going to say no to a mural

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Speaker 5: you can no, no, no, I'm obviously in.

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Speaker 2: But you know, are you sure? Yeah, you can do

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Speaker 2: We're in. Don't commit me to that.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, that's the real We played the celebration music over

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Speaker 5: he sent it.

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Speaker 2: So I was locked in, Danielle, So full three or

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Speaker 10: Correct?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Wow, wow, Okay, so many questions of us making

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Speaker 2: out How long? How long?

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Speaker 4: Does how long does this like take you, Dannielle? Does

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Speaker 10: Weather dependent?

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Speaker 7: We know?

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Speaker 11: We thank me, give me, give me three or four days?

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh wow, one day?

447
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Speaker 4: Okay, all right?

448
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Speaker 2: If I'll tell you what if you if you live

449
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Speaker 2: in Melbourne, that's where Danielle is, so please reach out

450
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,239
Speaker 2: maybe the place where you can put this thing I

451
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Speaker 2: imagine to figure out. We'll talk more about it tomorrow

452
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:16,600
Speaker 2: on Will and Woody. But gee, was that's exciting? Danielle,

453
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Speaker 2: Thank you so much, legend, thanks for joining us and

454
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Speaker 2: Woody massive.

455
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,480
Speaker 5: Only legends are made of murals like Dylan or Coot's

456
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,679
Speaker 5: got a mural, Dustin Martin, if you're an NFL fan

457
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,400
Speaker 5: has a mural.

458
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 4: Random people don't have murals. Well, we're going to be murals.

459
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Speaker 6: I know.

460
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Speaker 2: It's very exciting. It's huge. Stay with us all week.

461
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Speaker 4: Going to be.

462
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Speaker 2: Talking about this murror with Danielle.

463
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Speaker 9: Coming up next we Will.

464
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Speaker 4: And Woody the Will and Woody Podcast.

465
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Speaker 5: A very good friend's two year old daughter has very

466
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Speaker 5: suddenly become obsessed with toilet humor, finds fats hilarious, finds

467
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,600
Speaker 5: poohs really funny, And they were the parents were a

468
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 5: little bit shaken by the fact that all of a

469
00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:05,119
Speaker 5: sudden she started talking about farts a lot and laughing

470
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 5: at farts way more. And I caught up with these

471
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,280
Speaker 5: two friends on the weekend and they were telling me

472
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Speaker 5: about this.

473
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,680
Speaker 4: They were saying, Oh, it's really weird.

474
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Speaker 5: Penny has just become obsessed with farts, always talks about farts.

475
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Speaker 4: Sound.

476
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Speaker 5: I was like, that is that is really interesting. They're

477
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,399
Speaker 5: so bizarre that just happens. And they said, oh, you

478
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,679
Speaker 5: don't know anything about that. You weren't talking to her

479
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 5: about farts or anything, were you. And I was like, nah,

480
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Speaker 5: I don't think so. We just talk about politics and

481
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,440
Speaker 5: geography and stuff, but really interesting things.

482
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Speaker 4: And they're like, ah, yeah, that's interesting.

483
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Speaker 2: Are you sure?

484
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,120
Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, yeah, pretty sure.

485
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 5: Then they were like okay, and they got their phone

486
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Speaker 5: out and showed me a video. And I'm about to

487
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 5: play some audio of this video, but they were videoing

488
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Speaker 5: their two year old Penny and this is what she said.

489
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Speaker 3: What is woo you do? Cuzzy and.

490
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Speaker 8: Percy?

491
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Speaker 3: Is that what dinky farts mean?

492
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Speaker 2: Tink?

493
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Speaker 11: So?

494
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Speaker 4: I mean, absolutely stitch dumb.

495
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Speaker 5: They've found out that I'm the one who's been talking

496
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Speaker 5: to her about farts constantly, because finally I have an

497
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Speaker 5: audience with fart chat.

498
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Speaker 4: Because no one likes fart chats.

499
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Speaker 5: Every time I hang out with kids, I'm like, right,

500
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Speaker 5: let me tell you think about farts first, pull my finger.

501
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 5: So now they're telling their parents that I'm obviously the

502
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Speaker 5: fut king, et cetera, so.

503
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Speaker 4: Instead of me the bud king.

504
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Speaker 2: So I didn't do it.

505
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Speaker 5: I've clearly been a bad influence on someone else's kids.

506
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Speaker 5: And I mean, these kids, they're just like sponges their minds.

507
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Speaker 5: So I just want to hear on thirteen one oh

508
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Speaker 5: six ' five, has anyone else been a really bad

509
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Speaker 5: influence on someone else's kids?

510
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Speaker 4: And then you've been found out for it?

511
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Speaker 5: Duh? So like, what did they pick up from you?

512
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 5: And then the parents figured out that you were the

513
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Speaker 5: one who caught them that thing. I heard a great

514
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 5: story once told by Mick molloy who took his little

515
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 5: nephew to the footy, Yeah, and obviously went the whole foot.

516
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 5: He took the nephew home to his parents, and the

517
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Speaker 5: nephew of their parents are.

518
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Speaker 4: Like, oh, how is the footy with Uncle Mick? Did

519
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Speaker 4: you have a fun time.

520
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 5: And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was really

521
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,760
Speaker 5: fun apart from the effing white maggots.

522
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Speaker 4: Apparently, Mick was like a yeah, he had a great time.

523
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Speaker 2: Five. You've been a bad influence on a kid? Did

524
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Speaker 2: you get found out for it? Talking about being a

525
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 2: bad influence on a kid? More importantly, if you've been

526
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Speaker 2: found out for that's.

527
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got found out.

528
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 5: So a friend's little two year old girl has become

529
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Speaker 5: obsessed with farts all of a sudden, but unfortunately the

530
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Speaker 5: parents figured out that was because of me when they

531
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Speaker 5: had this chat with her.

532
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Speaker 3: What you do, muse Percy, is that what dinky Fat's been.

533
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Speaker 8: Mark?

534
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Speaker 4: She walks up to me now and just like opens

535
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Speaker 4: with you need to go to the toilet. It's quite extraordinary.

536
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Speaker 4: Let's go to Christine on thirteen one oh six y five. Christine,

537
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Speaker 4: you were a bad influence on your grandkids? Yes, what happened?

538
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Speaker 1: Well, they were they were at our place and they

539
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Speaker 1: always come and ask Google to do a noise or player,

540
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Speaker 1: just tell a joke or whatever, and Nanny said, and

541
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Speaker 1: they were talking about farts, and Nanny said, hey, Google,

542
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Speaker 1: do a fast and it did.

543
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Speaker 5: You're kidding Google, Google actually Siri does a fart?

544
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Speaker 2: Google does a far? I don't think serious, Google.

545
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 1: I've got to Google home Google, and yeah.

546
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Speaker 2: Hey, Google, what was the fart like? Was it a clean?

547
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Speaker 1: They kept it was short and sharp to start with,

548
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: and then they kick thought it was really funny, and

549
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Speaker 1: so they kept asking.

550
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Speaker 10: Google, and every time they asked.

551
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Speaker 1: They got a different far. We were rolling around laughing

552
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Speaker 1: so much.

553
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:14,239
Speaker 2: It was really amazing because I'm obviously going to get

554
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 2: home and do this immediately. But what did you have

555
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 2: to ask for the range? Or You're just like, give me,

556
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 2: give me a fresh fart, and it gave you a

557
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Speaker 2: fresh one.

558
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: We just kept asking to do a far different one, just.

559
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Speaker 2: Changes it up every time.

560
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Speaker 4: I wonder if Alexa dos, I've got a Lexa at home.

561
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Speaker 2: Classy absolutely come from money.

562
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Speaker 4: Let's luke, Luke, you were a bad influence on your nephew, mate.

563
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Speaker 12: Yes, yes, yes, so so we'll go after my nephew

564
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Speaker 12: a lot. So in saying beg your pardon, he used

565
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Speaker 12: to say what to him a lot? So now he

566
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Speaker 12: took up that, and so when I went over to

567
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Speaker 12: assist in law's house, he'd say, what a lot? And

568
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Speaker 12: beg your plant?

569
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Speaker 2: He'd say, what's so good? Not so bad? He just

570
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Speaker 2: said the same thing twice.

571
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Speaker 4: I think so, Yeah, I think so.

572
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Speaker 2: M's called on six five. Hey am, we're talking about

573
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Speaker 2: being a bad influence on kids. You're like this with

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Speaker 2: your goddaughter.

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Speaker 9: I did, Hi Will. You may not remember me, but

576
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 9: we used to hang out in Oxford quite a bit

577
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Speaker 9: when we were younger.

578
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Speaker 4: Oh look at when you say you used to hang out, Emily,

579
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Speaker 4: what are we talking?

580
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 2: This isn't Emily Raves, is it.

581
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Speaker 9: It's Emily Rose?

582
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Speaker 2: Oh hello, how are you?

583
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Speaker 9: I'm good?

584
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 3: How are you?

585
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 4: What do you mean? What do you mean, Emily? You

586
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 4: guys used to hang out.

587
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 2: We were kindergarten together.

588
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 9: Yeah, we had kinder and and primary school together.

589
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Speaker 4: Right and Emily, was there any any chemistry between you guys?

590
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Speaker 12: We were fine school we were five.

591
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, no chemistry.

592
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 2: He's obviously he said something he exes called the show

593
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,159
Speaker 2: and I've been able to he was my first chance.

594
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Speaker 2: We were fun.

595
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 3: And what.

596
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: Tell me? Tell me I wasn't one that had a

597
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 2: bad influence on you. You're talking about your god daughter,

598
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: aren't you.

599
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: I am? Yes.

600
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Speaker 9: So back in the UK, we have this bird called

601
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,959
Speaker 9: a pheasant. It's really stupid. But anyway, people shoot them

602
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 9: and eat them. It's just part of English culture, I suppose. Anyway,

603
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 9: my goddaughter, her aunt is a vegetarian, and I used

604
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Speaker 9: to keep telling my goddaughter that pheasants taste good. She

605
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 9: every time she saw one when she was in the

606
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 9: car with her aunt, she'd yelled that they taste good.

607
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 9: And then I was over for lunch once and they

608
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 9: were cooking a pie and I was like oh, and

609
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 9: they're like no, and I was like, they taste really good,

610
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 9: and they're like, oh, it's you. You're the one that

611
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 9: keeps telling Grace that they.

612
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 2: At less.

613
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Speaker 4: She's not out there like shooting pheasants. I definitely thought

614
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 4: that's the way you were a gun on the black market.

615
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: And I was like, kids these days, bloody.

616
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Speaker 9: She goes out shooting with her dad.

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Speaker 5: Now, so Bran, you brought about passion for shooting there

618
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Speaker 5: you go, Wow, thanks for call him.

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Speaker 2: Hey, good to hear you.

620
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 4: Can feel the chemistry between your Yeah, but I mean.

621
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Speaker 2: Wow over a baby.

622
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 9: Yeah.

623
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Speaker 4: No, there's a flush that was that was like sparks.

624
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 4: I felt awkward being there. I was like, I bet

625
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 4: I'm on a third date, Like I'm a third Wheel here.

626
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 4: This is Weird the Will and Woody Podcast.

627
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Speaker 2: The show is coming to a close, but before we

628
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Speaker 2: get out of here, I got a question for everyone.

629
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Speaker 2: If you want to join us, thirty one O six ' five,

630
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Speaker 2: if you've got a story about when they had the

631
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: evidence on them. Now that seems a little bit cryptic,

632
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 2: I'll explain.

633
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 4: Evidence of the crime.

634
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, yes exactly. Woods. You're in here for

635
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 2: thinking I'm on today. This girl who firefighters had to

636
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 2: get called to free of toddler from her toilet seat.

637
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 2: She and so she's obviously been sticking her head in

638
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 2: the toilet. Yeah, she's got the evidence on its absolutely

639
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 2: been shoving your head in the toilet. The fire fighters

640
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 2: had to come and get he out.

641
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 4: Unless your brother was playing cots with your head, which

642
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 4: could happen.

643
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: That's the other. Yeah. So a friend of mine we

644
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 2: were living in we had a school his house, and

645
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: obviously school his house. You're all very worried about the

646
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 2: bond that you've got to pay at the school his house.

647
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 2: Of course, similar situation. There's a big hole in the wall.

648
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 2: He walked out out of the room saying, I don't

649
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: know how it got there. Looked down. He had plaster

650
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 2: all over his foot. Interesting evidence unless he was playing

651
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 2: cots with his with his shoe, with his shoe in

652
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Speaker 2: the door, is in trouble.

653
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Speaker 4: He still deny, he's still wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

655
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Speaker 4: I was once late to where this is an ex girlfriend.

656
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 5: I was going to a very important family dinner and

657
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Speaker 5: unfortunately we were doing breakfast radio at the time, so

658
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Speaker 5: I used to go to the pub at eleven in

659
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Speaker 5: the morning just for a couple of casional we definitely

660
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Speaker 5: don't understand. Well, maybe you weren't there that day. So

661
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 5: I had a few drinks and then obviously a few

662
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Speaker 5: led to too many. And again I don't condone irresponsible drinking,

663
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 5: and I think it was responsible, but maybe I forgot

664
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Speaker 5: to have lunch.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, before the dinner.

666
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Speaker 5: I thought it was good to have a nap in

667
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Speaker 5: the park before because I was feeling a little bit,

668
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 5: a little bit drunk, and that's actually I had a

669
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Speaker 5: nap in the park and then I was like two

670
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Speaker 5: and a half hours late to this dinner and I

671
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 5: explained to my girlfriend at the time. I was like,

672
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 5: oh no, I got caught up with work staff. I'm

673
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 5: so so sorry, and she was like, you literally have

674
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 5: half the park in your hair because I had treadies

675
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 5: at the time and I had like sticks and branches

676
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 5: in my hand.

677
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I slept in the park. I'm

678
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 4: really sorry.

679
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 2: When did they have the evidence on them? That's the

680
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 2: question that were after woo do you that time you

681
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,280
Speaker 2: hooked up with a client? She took your sunglasses? She

682
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 2: had the evidence on a But I just think that

683
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 2: one in there.

684
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 4: It is not fair. It's not fair.

685
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 2: Actually this actually this game. He's actually just not fair.

686
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,959
Speaker 4: Helen. Sorry, I remember, No, you remember her name very well.

687
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 2: You were the one that I just did there.

688
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 4: It's like ten years ago. Ten years ago, Okay.

689
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 2: So the other one I thought of was when I

690
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 2: was traveling in Thailand with some friends of mine and

691
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 2: someone came out of that there was two there was

692
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 2: two toilets. Were at this like random little bar somewhere.

693
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: We're in Lao, I think, at this stage, and someone

694
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: came out of the two toilets and they said, oh, hey, guys,

695
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 2: just so you know, only one of them's got toilet paper,

696
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 2: and we were like, all right, cool, no worries at all.

697
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 2: And a friend of mine had to go to the

698
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 2: toilet but didn't he didn't say which one has got

699
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: toilet paper?

700
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 4: I love this game.

701
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 2: So a friend of mine went to the toilet, goes

702
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: to the toilet and we were like, oh, he comes

703
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: out and we still didn't know which one had toilet

704
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: paper on it. So we asked him, or did you

705
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 2: pick the one with a toilet paper? And he goes, yeah,

706
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 2: of course coo. Obviously not wanting to doing he did paper.

707
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: It turns around, so will you obviously didn't find the

708
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: one with toilet paper? He just lied to us evidence

709
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: on him. Uh, it's totally wild. Well, it's tough to

710
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 2: be like you've got like a you know, a bug,

711
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 2: stomach bag. Tough times, it's actually, but you're obviously lying

712
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: in that situation. You know when to come out and go,

713
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: oh yeah, got the one without the toilet point you

714
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: walk to the other toys they was full and he

715
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 2: had had a stomach bug.

716
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing that.

717
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 2: You had a stomach bug in south as you're not

718
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 2: walking anywhere?

719
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 4: Good point?

720
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Now the final one I've got here

721
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 2: people having the evidence on them, and I appreciate all

722
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 2: the calls that have come through.

723
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 6: But.

724
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: I'm slaying anyway. Who doesn't want any of these stories.

725
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 2: So finally one I had here this is this is

726
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 2: about a friend of mine and her ex partner, so

727
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 2: there's there's no relation to me anymore. But he went

728
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 2: out to a Bucks party and he came back and

729
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 2: she they had a joint bank account at the time,

730
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: and she saw that he got money out of the strippers.

731
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 4: Right, okay, So you.

732
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: Came home and she was like, you absolute scumbag. You

733
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 2: got money out the strippers. You mean the strippers last night? Sure,

734
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 2: not only you going there. He was like, no, no, no,

735
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 2: you've got it all wrong. I just needed money for

736
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 2: an ad from an ATM because it was cashing entry

737
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 2: into his place. So I ducked in and used the

738
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 2: use the ATM.

739
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,600
Speaker 4: Inside the strip club.

740
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 2: Interesting, she buys it, Oh wow, he calls on the

741
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: trust in their relationship all that buys it anyway. He

742
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 2: then she obviously buys it so well that she then

743
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 2: he then you know, starts reducing her. They start hooking

744
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: up whatever. She takes his shirt off. Hm, she finds

745
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 2: lipstick on his neck again, like you've clearly been at

746
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: the strippers, but when they were kissing him on the neck. Yeah, yeah, okay,

747
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 2: So he goes, no, no, no, you've got it wrong.

748
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 2: You've got it wrong. Someone that I met that night,

749
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 2: heavy lipstick. She buys it again, and he's sorry, still

750
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 2: with a friend, still believes him, like he was, like,

751
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: it's just someone's lipstick. That's smear on my neck. It's

752
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 2: not what it looks like.

753
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 7: Right.

754
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: Yeah.

755
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 4: The next day, Oh my god, she puts his shirt

756
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 4: on after she was she's wearing his shirts.

757
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 2: After they're hooked up, she finds a receipt for a laptance.

758
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 4: Oh god. And then he goes, no, no, no, got

759
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 4: it wrong. I was at a brothel.

760
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 2: Believe it or not.

761
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 4: He's got some weird facts and stories.

762
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 3: Some of them are real.

763
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 4: Some yes, he does all these things today.

764
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 3: Will.

765
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 4: The theme is Dolly Parton. Okay, so you tell me

766
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 4: if this is true or if I've made it up?

767
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 7: Now?

768
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 3: Will?

769
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 4: Dolly Parton had a tough upbringing.

770
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 5: Her family couldn't afford a doctor for her birth, so

771
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 5: they used a cow.

772
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 4: Farmer who only had experience with delivering cows.

773
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 2: Well, what else do you have experience in? Anyway? It

774
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 2: was like a bit of a waste of her second half.

775
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 4: Sentence, is that true or I've made it up.

776
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 5: Cow farmer delivered Dolly Parton in their family home.

777
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 4: Maybe it was in the barn.

778
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:53,959
Speaker 2: I don't think it's true.

779
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 4: Early winter.

780
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 8: You too good.

781
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 2: You had me until you said, a cow farmer.

782
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 4: What do you think you're english?

783
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 2: A cow farmer only need delivers chickens interested? Okay, all right,

784
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 2: well you're you're airing it. You need to be brought

785
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 2: down a pig. You've had a again. If you've come

786
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 2: out guns out this afternoon, you've had a go at

787
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 2: button push of George.

788
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.

789
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 2: I had once with a girl who called up before,

790
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 2: and we went to kindergarten together.

791
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 4: So just you started early. All right, Here we go. Will.

792
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 5: Dolly Parton is the author of an unpublished erotic novel

793
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 5: called Dolly, which is about an alien pretending to be

794
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 5: her and seducing men. Unpublished erotic novel called Dolly about

795
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 5: a horny alien.

796
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,480
Speaker 4: Pretending to be her institucing men.

797
00:36:59,400 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: I think it's true.

798
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 4: I made that up.

799
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 2: That made that up.

800
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 4: Okay, one old wow, Wow. It all comes down to this. Okay,

801
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 4: here we go. It's truth. Okay, here we go.

802
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 5: It means Jesus Astralia. This is big Will, and I

803
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 5: care about this so much. Okay, here we go.

804
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 4: Whoever gets this gets the chocky's here we go.

805
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 5: A successfully cloned sheep. Successfully cloned sheep was named Dolly

806
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 5: because of her famously large breasts.

807
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 4: Is that true?

808
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 2: Dolly was a clone sheep.

809
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 5: Dolly was a successfully cloned sheep, and the reason the

810
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:56,240
Speaker 5: clone was called Dolly is because of Dolly Pardons famously

811
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 5: large breasts.

812
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: Fake breasts. She's very happy to say, Yep, we haven't

813
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 2: let anything interesting about Dolly partner in this bit. But

814
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 2: I do know for a fact that when she was

815
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 2: very young, she walked past the image of a Barbie

816
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 2: doll in a store and she said, that is exactly

817
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 2: what I want to look like for the rest of

818
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 2: my life. So she pays so much money in plastic

819
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 2: surgery to remain the way that she looks just so

820
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 2: because still the way she wants to look like a

821
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 2: Barbie doll. Yeah.

822
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, that's fun fact. Now let's focus.

823
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,320
Speaker 2: Nice fact was, in general, compared to your.

824
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 4: Was a clone sheep called Dolly because of her famously

825
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 4: large breasts.

826
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 2: I think you made that up. I think it's fake.

827
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 2: It's true, No matter what.

828
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 4: Cares the scientists use the memory glands of the sheep

829
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 4: to clone the sheep.

830
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 2: Oh is that right?

831
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.

832
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: Twisted. They called her Dolly because they used the memory

833
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 2: gland to clone her, not to use it had fake boobs.

834
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 4: No, no, no, But because Dolly has huge boobs.

835
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 5: They were like, let's name it up someone with huge

836
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 5: boobs because we use the memory glands.

837
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 4: She missed the memory gland bit.

838
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 2: You just said because the sheep had big boobs.

839
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 4: No, I said, no, no, because Dolly has large boobs,

840
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 4: not the sheep.

841
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you missed the memory gland bit. And I think

842
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 2: we're going to have to go to tape there. The

843
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 2: producers are in agreement with me at no. It was

844
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 2: absolutely outrage.

845
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:31,719
Speaker 4: Do you want to go again? No, it's Will and

846
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 4: Woody Heart.

847
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 5: Hope you enjoyed the show everyone, And there's obviously a

848
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 5: big thing from today's show that we need to talk about,

849
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 5: which is the mural.

850
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 4: Which is now?

851
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 5: Do you want to talk about that now? The mural

852
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 5: or do we want to get down to that bird

853
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,920
Speaker 5: did not get covered by you.

854
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: He wasn't that bad, was it?

855
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 4: It was pretty bad.

856
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 2: I accidentally swallowed a whole bistarst year before. I think

857
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: I'm processing it with the skin on, with the shell on.

858
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 2: I should say anyway, I thought it was a big painut,

859
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 2: big boy, no, and something else. We got sent a

860
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 2: big peanut as well in our DMS.

861
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got sent a picture of a doodle. That's awesome.

862
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 2: We did first ever doodle that I've been sending in

863
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:11,239
Speaker 2: my time.

864
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,920
Speaker 5: That's a big moment. That's a landmark moment in our careers.

865
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 5: Think so being sent to DP. Yeah, it was a

866
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,359
Speaker 5: hot bit the girls a bit.

867
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 4: Let's not encourage, no, go for it because we don't

868
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 4: see a lot of it. The poor digital producer is

869
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:25,959
Speaker 4: going to have to sift through.

870
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:28,840
Speaker 2: I don't think to be fair, she doesn't have to

871
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 2: sift through. It went to spam. Yeah, she dug it

872
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 2: up from spam. We didn't go to spam. It did, no,

873
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 2: I saw it. I went to spam. She had to

874
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 2: dig it out of spam. And then she and Alsa

875
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 2: have both made it their background photo on their phone

876
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: since sisters. She really comes.

877
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 3: I moved it to spam.

878
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 2: You had to move it to spam. Was just going

879
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 2: but then you went and got it. I was going

880
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 2: to say got it up out of spam, but you

881
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 2: went and got it back out of spam.

882
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 4: No, I just went into it to show you and

883
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 4: then I tried and I blocked.

884
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:05,479
Speaker 2: Him and I caught you and he's a fan.

885
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 4: I was trying to report him for sending him. That's good,

886
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 4: good to report that stuff on you.

887
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 2: And you know, thank god, someone's got some morals here.

888
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 4: Absolutely, and we agree with that standpoint.

889
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 2: Don't send unprovoked nud and we obviously had to, you know,

890
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 2: filter our way through endless nude women who sent their

891
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 2: photos as well, which was tough. Bes Wades William Yeah,

892
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 2: didn't even get to spam those ones. There's too there's

893
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 2: too many of them, and.

894
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 4: We've reported them as well.

895
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 2: Of course.

896
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,400
Speaker 4: Now now, the other thing I weaned to talk about is.

897
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 9: That there was a.

898
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 2: Woman in the world who saw us making out was like,

899
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 2: all those.

900
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 5: Guys, why are men such pigs? Only a man's mind,

901
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 5: I'm going to see the picture of my doodle. That

902
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 5: is the way to get their attention boys, and that like,

903
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:57,439
Speaker 5: it just doesn't work.

904
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 4: We all know it's not all well.

905
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 2: I think there was text along those lines.

906
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 5: Hot kiss boys, yeah, and then it was yeah, creative

907
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 5: at least with you, you know your text you're going

908
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 5: to do it.

909
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 2: I don't send them.

910
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 6: I don't know.

911
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 4: No comment now, well no, not not unprovoked, not unsolicited,

912
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 4: of course.

913
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 5: I was saying that.

914
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: Good.

915
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the accusation, totally right now. There was

916
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 5: a controversial winning I believe it. I'm not going to

917
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 5: hate this incredibly seriously be controversial as of.

918
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 3: The word sorry.

919
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 2: Can we talk about the mirror?

920
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 5: Probably should before we get to because we're going to

921
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,600
Speaker 5: do one more so if you love believe it or

922
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 5: not too with behind the scenes.

923
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 4: But well, let's go the mural.

924
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 2: Very excited, very excited about the mural. The only note

925
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 2: I want to make about the mural is if you've

926
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 2: got a place for Danielle to actually paint the mural,

927
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 2: please let us know. She's in Melbourne.

928
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,280
Speaker 4: Big yeah, she said, she said, four meters by four meters.

929
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, so if you've got a big wall somewhere and

930
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 2: not like I don't send us your dear and now

931
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 2: you've heard that a big wall. Boys, we've had enough.

932
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 2: We don't want him anymore. No, yeah, no, so if

933
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:10,720
Speaker 2: you've got a big wall, that'd be awesome.

934
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 4: And ideally if there's a lot of foot traffic around

935
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 4: you know, wherever your wall is. We don't really want

936
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 4: to a wall in you know your your laying way

937
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 4: at the back of your house, do you know what

938
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:22,759
Speaker 4: I mean?

939
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 8: Yeah?

940
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: People seeing I think we we can get at this

941
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 2: stage too specific about where your wall is. You've got

942
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 2: a wall, You've got a big wall. We'd love we'd

943
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 2: love to hear about it so Daniel can paint it.

944
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000
Speaker 2: I think she wants to do it next week. Please

945
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: let us know that it'd be awesome. Also, you know

946
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,880
Speaker 2: who's unveiling this mural. That's the next question for me.

947
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,279
Speaker 2: Do we get the Lord mayor down there? Do at

948
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 2: the PM down there?

949
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 4: Albout would do it? I think likes he's actually got

950
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 4: a bit cold than us.

951
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 2: We do it.

952
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 4: No, he wouldn't. We barely spoke to Comer and every

953
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 4: time he came on and tried to pay him out because.

954
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,759
Speaker 5: He paid me out once, we wouldn't do it. That

955
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 5: was a bad relationship. But but I'd say, O, I

956
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 5: thought our relationship with was awesome.

957
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 2: Who else cuts well? I know you paid out his mom. No,

958
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: you paid out his you paid out his long lost

959
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 2: father actually and his mother.

960
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, sort of between run, wasn't it?

961
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 5: I thought?

962
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 4: I thought he took that pretty well.

963
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 3: Yeah it was.

964
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,880
Speaker 2: It was banter. It but at the end of the

965
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 2: day category he would have been a great banter. Walked out, never.

966
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 4: Talked to them again. Have we spoken to him since?

967
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 8: No, No, we have, we have.

968
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 2: I don't like, I like we like Albo. You had

969
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: to crack at his mom, Yeah, well yeah, well yeah

970
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 2: about her having a cracked his dad on a cruise ship. Yeah,

971
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 2: we're talking about the night he was conceived. Yeah, it's

972
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 2: an amazing story. Anyway, let's get down to brass tags.

973
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 2: So the mural, let us know who cuts the ribbon?

974
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 2: Where the mural is the governor, The governor does nothing.

975
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 4: Who's the governor? Well, I don't want nobody down there,

976
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 4: but there's the governor.

977
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the governor general.

978
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 4: I don't know who they are.

979
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 2: If you said the governor general, who cares who it is?

980
00:44:59,080 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 2: Governor general?

981
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 4: That's true. It sounds pretty powerful, doesn't it.

982
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 2: I reckon, Yeah, general's down here.

983
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, we could get the head elbow and the head

984
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 5: of the opposition to come down to like, you know,

985
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 5: show like a forging moment between the two of them.

986
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 5: You know, if they cut and in front of the

987
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 5: kiss and then they make out that's brilliant.

988
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 4: Well that's brilliant. Who's the opposition? That's good?

989
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 5: See all right, now, all right, we've had enough mural chat.

990
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 5: All right now, there was a bit of controversy.

991
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,000
Speaker 4: You've all heard it over.

992
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 2: There was some controversy.

993
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 4: Was maybe a little bit confusing and misleading.

994
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 5: That's fair, and I've I've had to think about it,

995
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 5: listen to the tape mid show, and I've decided I

996
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 5: agree with you.

997
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 4: Say, look, let's the one more.

998
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 2: It was it was awful. You made it sound like

999
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 2: the sheep had massive teats. Yeah, look, it was trickery,

1000
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 2: and like I apologize, it wasn't deceit was it. It

1001
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 2: wasn't deliberate to see it, which is bad English.

1002
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 4: So my bad. I'll wear that.

1003
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 5: Okay, but we'll do one more, okay, and then we

1004
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 5: decide who's the winner show. Okay, so everyone knows how

1005
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 5: this works. You heard it.

1006
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 4: Unless you skipped through, believe it.

1007
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 5: Or not, you can play Yeah, no, I like get hanged.

1008
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 4: What do you mean you can't even talk anymore?

1009
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 2: Segment's gonna go, uh.

1010
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 4: Carry on talking about yourself?

1011
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 2: No, mate, it's all right, We'll wait.

1012
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 4: Let's just do it. Let's just do it.

1013
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 2: No, No, he's got the opening here.

1014
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 4: I don't think he does.

1015
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 2: He can get it. He's got to get the ham

1016
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 2: sandwich involved.

1017
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 4: Let's just do it.

1018
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 2: We're waiting for the opener. I refuse to play without

1019
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 2: the opener.

1020
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 4: Fair enough, it's a hard line, but I respected for

1021
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 4: when you need me, you need me. I do need

1022
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 4: you to be boring. If you didn't get.

1023
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 2: Which, how many have you got?

1024
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 12: Left?

1025
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 9: One?

1026
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 2: Two, three, four five? Can we just clarify for everyone

1027
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 2: that heard it the memory Land? One was that the

1028
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 2: sheep was cloned from the memory Land? Is that right?

1029
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 5: So signists cloned a sheep. They called the sheep Dolly

1030
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 5: because the real Dolly Parton has huge boobs. Now, the

1031
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 5: reason that links are yes, So this was because it

1032
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 5: was I just didn't mention this.

1033
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you made it sound like they called the

1034
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 2: sheep Dolly because it had huge teats.

1035
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,240
Speaker 5: Yes, But in actual fact, they used cells from the mummery,

1036
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 5: the mammary gland of the sheep.

1037
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 4: Yes, and that's why they named it after a woman.

1038
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 2: I would have said that was true, but then I

1039
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 2: said that the other one was true. I said the

1040
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 2: other one was fake. Yes, because it was ridiculous to

1041
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 2: think that the sheep came out with big teats and

1042
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 2: they were like, we'll call the only thing it's that

1043
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 2: human kinds ever cloned something named after a woman with

1044
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 2: huge Norsese. It was it felt, it felt below the

1045
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 2: scientists of that time. So I stand by my logic.

1046
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 4: And as do I. Hence we're doing.

1047
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 2: I thought you.

1048
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 5: I thought it at the time because I was I

1049
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 5: was angry that you took away my win because I

1050
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 5: don't win much.

1051
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 2: You won last week. You're back.

1052
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I need to get a street going. So anyway,

1053
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 5: I'm happy to do one more. I mean, George, if

1054
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 5: you don't get the.

1055
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 4: How much more?

1056
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 3: It's not.

1057
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 2: You be talking to.

1058
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 4: Let's just do.

1059
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 2: Not have the open not in the city.

1060
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 4: Just let's just do it. I'll do it.

1061
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 2: I'll do pad was good. Are you to do an

1062
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 2: archapella version? I keep going. I want the whole one.

1063
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 2: He's got real stories, some of them are real. It's

1064
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 2: very good.

1065
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 4: Thanks guys, Here we go, Here we go.

1066
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 2: Final, Well, people still listen.

1067
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 4: Knows if you are well done.

1068
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 2: This is the decider.

1069
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 4: This is big, this is big. Okay.

1070
00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:02,480
Speaker 5: When Dolly Parton was touring with Johnny Cash, Dolly said

1071
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 5: in an interview that she would regularly be caught in

1072
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 5: the nude.

1073
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 4: By him backstage. Did that actually happen?

1074
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:13,240
Speaker 3: Wow?

1075
00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:14,799
Speaker 4: Or have I just made that up?

1076
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 2: Wild accusation against Johnny Cash if this is not true?

1077
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no.

1078
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,279
Speaker 5: She would deliberately pretend to because she so she'd know

1079
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 5: Johnny was coming to the room, the change room, and

1080
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 5: then she'd be like Johnny's coming, she'd undress and oh, Johnny, Sorry,

1081
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 5: I think that's true.

1082
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 2: Made it up, went out of work.

1083
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 4: To clean clean kill kill clean kill, green.

1084
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 2: Kill, wait kill tour together, don't know? Oh you know

1085
00:49:53,560 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 2: that tour together as well? Yeah, fuck the fucking in simply.

1086
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 2: But I've been promptly, I've been really properly beaten there,

1087
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 2: haven't I You didn't even know if you you pill

1088
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 2: for your lies from another half truth.

1089
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 5: But you, Dolly Parton thought the way Johnny Cash moved around,

1090
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's true, Jolly Parton.

1091
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 4: Steamy romance.

1092
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 2: You're joking.

1093
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 4: Sorry, she had a crush on Johnny Cash when she

1094
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 4: was thirteen.

1095
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 2: Ah, so that's how they might have toured. I think

1096
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:37,759
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to call that a dead rather