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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: You're about to hear our podcast, but you know you

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Speaker 2: can get it on the iHeartRadio app Carry On one

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Speaker 2: O one U S A f M.

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Speaker 3: Good Morning, star Shine Run now a by the miracle

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Speaker 3: of recording.

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Speaker 2: We're going to go to a recent Sunday morning service

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Speaker 2: in the which two precious little.

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Speaker 3: Girls work seeing.

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Speaker 4: In a dungeon somewhere in Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Miss killer Amanda, Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 5: Bad Amanda, Bad, bad Amanda.

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Speaker 2: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 3: I've been and he's pulling off, he says to me,

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Speaker 3: Jones personal friends love, Let's start wearing lipsticks.

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Speaker 4: Congratulations, man, we're in the radio right now.

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Speaker 6: Josie and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 3: I'm not drunk.

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Speaker 6: A couple of drinks. The legendary part Jersey and Amanda

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Speaker 6: the actress.

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Speaker 4: You're not going to Amanda when those two goos.

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Speaker 6: Anyone but his Selkie giant cool.

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Speaker 2: No apology could ever compensate Amanda for what happened that night.

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Speaker 5: What he done A really good poo wear as.

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Speaker 7: Good radio.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, A bit of a tuglist.

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Speaker 7: Shoot timy oh, we're on there.

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Speaker 3: How are you today?

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Speaker 1: Very well? Thank you?

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Speaker 3: The day after your booty day, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I thought i'd turn up obviously. I spent the

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Speaker 1: night in the casino and got home at about four,

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Speaker 1: had a shower, came in.

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Speaker 2: Here parting on with Maths contestants, Oh very much so cleaning.

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Speaker 3: Toilets with toothbrushes?

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Speaker 1: What did they do? That's the new think too, as

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Speaker 1: a sabotage of a partner.

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Speaker 2: I think one of them cheated on the other one,

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Speaker 2: so in revenge, the guy had got the toothbrush and

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Speaker 2: cleaned the toilet out.

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Speaker 1: How do you cheat with someone when you're being filmed twenty.

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Speaker 3: Four hours twenty four hours seven and you're on a.

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Speaker 1: TV show and you're only in the experiment for a

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Speaker 1: few months. How did you cheat on someone under those circumstances.

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Speaker 1: It happens you can't keep it in your decks in

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Speaker 3: Period of touch. I keep it in your decks.

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Speaker 1: So who do they cheat with someone else on the show?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, you know, it's a love experiment and I

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Speaker 1: can't believe it's not working.

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Speaker 3: What what the hey, why don't.

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Speaker 1: They just go the other way and clean your teeth

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Speaker 1: with a toilet. Bro might be the only one thinking.

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Speaker 3: I think you are.

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Speaker 1: I think I am.

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Speaker 3: So the celebrations, the bunting has been pulled down.

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Speaker 1: I pulled down for an Australia.

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Speaker 3: Youth choir have been told to leave the gay kids

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Speaker 3: go home. Thank you for your.

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Speaker 1: Salutation, See you next year.

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Speaker 3: What did you have for dinner?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it was a great day. Had a long

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Speaker 1: chat with Liam, who's now you know, at Newcastle UNI.

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Speaker 1: So I still get out four plates every night for dinner.

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Speaker 1: So it was nice to have a long chat with

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Speaker 1: him because often he always texts, but you know, it's

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Speaker 3: Great.

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Speaker 1: I went to the gym yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Good. Yeah, what did you do?

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Speaker 1: Little bit of that. There was a little bit of

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Speaker 3: You don't stand. They go, do you even lift?

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Speaker 8: Broad?

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Speaker 3: And what did you have for you?

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Speaker 1: We had it's sort of u salmon and prawns and things.

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Speaker 1: Harley cooked that and had that with salcer and Jack

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Speaker 3: You get a cake, Well, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Eat cake, really, I bake cakes. We had cake here

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Speaker 1: So there was some cake at home, but I didn't indulge.

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Speaker 1: I had a couple of squares of chocolate. I'm not

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Speaker 1: it or not. So it was a very nice birthday.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone for your birthday salutations.

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Speaker 3: Excellent. Now we can get on with our get.

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Speaker 1: On with it for a another year.

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Speaker 2: What a relief ex a Pact show. Ben Elton will

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Speaker 3: I'll catch it.

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Speaker 1: Up with Ben Neil spoking to him for a long time.

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Speaker 3: Star I struck with him. I'm a big fan from

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're not going to gush ysh but I'll just.

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Speaker 3: You know, I'll be cool. I'll be cool.

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Speaker 1: Okay. We also at Amanda's kitchen throwbacks. Which decade will

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Speaker 1: we go to? And what will you be eating?

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Speaker 2: Ten thousand dollars with head jam and the Magnificent Seven

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Speaker 1: Question one in the nursery rhyme, what did Miss Muffett eat?

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Speaker 3: Thirteen WSFM? Why don't you give us a call? Play

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Speaker 3: the Magnificent Seven?

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Speaker 2: It's seven past six WSFM one on one point seven's WSFM.

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Speaker 3: How are there?

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Speaker 2: It's Jonesy and Amanda possible store today, gusty cool change

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Speaker 2: coming later, but it's going to be hot. Thirty three

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Speaker 2: owns twenty two degrees. Is twelve past six. We have

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Speaker 2: the Magnificent Seven. There are seven questions? Can you go

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Speaker 1: Jess is in Penrith, Hello, Jess, Hey, you going very well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Question number one in the nursery rhyme, what

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Speaker 1: did Miss Muffett eat?

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Speaker 10: And way?

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Speaker 1: That's right? How does it go? It's together? Miss Muffett.

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Speaker 5: That's a tough it.

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Speaker 1: It's like a mushroom.

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Speaker 3: I thought, how big is the mushrooms?

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Speaker 1: Well that's why I'm picturing a big mushroom like.

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Speaker 11: She was a rock.

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Speaker 3: I think it's tougher. Anyway, she sat.

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Speaker 3: Because those curds and way aund good for you.

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Speaker 1: So question number two is monster mash.

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Speaker 2: Let's This is where DJ JIMUNSI. That's our combined DJ

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Speaker 2: name put two songs together. Name the two songs by

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Speaker 2: title and artists that have been mashed together.

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Speaker 11: Here is Jess.

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Speaker 3: Two songs have been put together.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just tell us the songs titling artist is tricky.

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Speaker 1: Didn't tell us the songs Rolling in the Deep.

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Speaker 3: That's one ye, and I don't know you know the

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Speaker 8: Okay? Come?

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Speaker 3: Does that help my backup?

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Speaker 1: I think you probably may have made it harder for

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Speaker 1: Do you know what the second song is?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Jess, Jess, Sorry Jes, We're just gonna there, Jess.

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Speaker 1: Al right, Monster Mash. One of the songs is rolling

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Speaker 1: in the Deep by Adell. What's the other one?

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Speaker 2: Thirteen ws F, It's fourteen plast six well at one

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Speaker 2: with elpon John. That's all reports that he's on the mend.

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Speaker 3: He's going to be okay for that. He's been performing

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Speaker 3: in Melbourne amazing seventy two.

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Speaker 1: When you see that show, it's NonStop three hours, it's

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Speaker 1: full on, must be exhausting.

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Speaker 2: Hello, it's Jersey demanded possible storm today, gusty cool change

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Speaker 2: thirty three in the city, thirty five in the way.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be hot before that cool change?

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Speaker 1: What times the cool change coming through?

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Speaker 3: Three twenty one?

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Speaker 8: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: I'll write it in my diary.

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Speaker 3: It's twenty two past six. I don't know. I just

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Speaker 3: made that time up.

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Speaker 2: I know the Magnificent seven was stuck on question number two.

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Speaker 2: It's Monster mash.

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Speaker 3: Let's kick off this.

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Speaker 1: Here's what we okay, thank you. Here's what we know

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Speaker 1: so far. One of the songs being mashed together is

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Speaker 1: Rolling in the Deeper Dell.

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Speaker 1: The other one is a film from Rocky Have a listen.

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Speaker 3: Realm is in Mount Adam.

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Speaker 1: Hello, reanit in Mount Adam, Could you put us out

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Speaker 6: I have?

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Speaker 12: The Tiger?

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is there. Which planet is closest to the sun?

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Speaker 3: Adam's in austral.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Adam, which planet's closest to the sun?

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Speaker 5: It is?

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Speaker 3: What type of creature is a bandy bandy? Is it

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Speaker 3: a beetle? Be a monkey? Or see a snake?

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Speaker 10: Monkey?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 3: Sounds monkey ish.

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Speaker 1: Nicole's in Silver Water, Hello Nicole, Hello, a bandy bandy?

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Speaker 1: Is it a beetle or a Snake's a beetle?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 1: No, it's making the wrong You're making bad life choices today.

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Speaker 3: Alsaid that with a degree of authority. JODI's in Mount Hunter.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Jody, Oh very well? Okay, bandy bandy, A beetle,

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Speaker 1: a monkey or a snake?

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Speaker 3: A snake?

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Speaker 1: Yes it is.

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Speaker 3: Cherry vine and jubilee are all types of what?

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Speaker 9: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Cherry vine and jubilee are all types.

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Speaker 1: Of white, fine ripened? Might make that easy, tomatoes? How

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Speaker 1: many months have thirty days in them? I have to

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Speaker 1: do this on my fingers is this song.

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Speaker 3: Thirty days has so say it with us up bomb Sean's.

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Speaker 1: And Quakers here, Hi, Sean, very well, say it with us.

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Speaker 1: Thirty days have thirty days?

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Speaker 6: Yep?

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Speaker 9: April, June and November one.

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Speaker 1: That's right, So how many months have thirty days in them?

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Speaker 3: Correct? Imagine if you got it wrong? Man, who was

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Speaker 3: voted out on Survival last night? Was it Phoebe? Or

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Speaker 3: was it Tarzan? Or was it Steve? O? No, Steve,

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Speaker 1: or Tarzan who left Survival last night? It was Phoebe Phoebe?

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Good on your Nick good Man well coming up on

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Speaker 1: the show My Kitchen Throwbacks, which decade will we go

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Speaker 3: No, that's coming up at six twenty seven.

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Speaker 10: Too early for drinking.

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Speaker 3: Okay, maybe just one bottoms up?

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Speaker 2: Hello, they're thumbing through the job. And that got a

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Speaker 3: It's great.

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Speaker 1: But it made me think about my teenage years and

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Speaker 1: I love with you, Brendan Jones, and two great kids

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Speaker 1: I was filled with love of Barry Manilow when I

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Speaker 3: Go back in time. You're asking me for a sound effect.

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Speaker 1: It's unusual, I know, and don't make it a hart

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Speaker 1: har If I could have a gentle go back, what

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Speaker 3: I've got a few. Do you want to go back?

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Speaker 3: What else? Yes, that's all.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, I'll be glad when this week's over.

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Speaker 3: So much work to do.

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Speaker 1: It's my birthday in four days.

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Speaker 3: Sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I remember thinking fifteen sounded old. Then I say

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Speaker 1: When I think of seventeen, I conjure up so many

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Speaker 3: What a waste.

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Speaker 1: I feel like saving seventeen up until I'm ready to

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Speaker 3: Album you Got This for your Birthday?

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Speaker 1: For my birthday. I nearly freaked when I got it,

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Speaker 3: It really affects me, is that the song.

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Speaker 1: Now I can look at Barry Manilow, and now I

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Speaker 1: It's a great feeling. Then, how old was Barry at

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well he's obtainable now.

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Speaker 1: And then I wonder what thoughts I had this time

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Speaker 1: ourselves When I'm thirty two in another sixteen years, I

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Speaker 1: I'm not so much scared of old age. I'm scared

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Speaker 1: to spend my life with them. When I think of

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Speaker 3: Oh, just me and Barry.

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Speaker 1: And then I go on later to say I found out.

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Speaker 1: Our teenager this is this is the diary. This is

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Speaker 1: just found out Barry's not married. On every record he

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Speaker 1: says thanks to Linda and Bagel. I realized, now it's Bagel,

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Speaker 3: Begel is his dog.

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Speaker 1: But then the next day, well the next day I

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Speaker 1: Linda's girlfriend wouldn't have a word for Beard. Then she's

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Speaker 1: been with him three years. When we saw it at

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Speaker 1: looks much older than him. She's not beautiful, which really

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Speaker 1: makes me realize how deep and loving he is. She's

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Speaker 1: the luckiest woman alive. Oh, it's page after page of

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Speaker 1: this horror. I'm blushing as I'm reading it. But we'll

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Speaker 1: leave it it there. Leave it at that so I

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Speaker 3: I've written the voice. Now we're back.

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Speaker 1: I went to the toilet.

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Speaker 3: When I came back, he was gone.

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Speaker 1: I just snippets of sentences. That's when Melanie and I

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Speaker 3: We had to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: We came back and he'd gone. I'll never forgive her

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Speaker 1: for that the voice. Sorry, just actually that segment is

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Speaker 1: titled the Story of Todd. We never knew his name.

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Speaker 1: Made it up?

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Speaker 3: So Todd wasn't his name?

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Speaker 1: No, No, I didn't know his name. We just to

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Speaker 1: see him in the surf.

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Speaker 3: What a mental?

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Speaker 1: What a mental?

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Speaker 3: It's sixteen to seven more?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, where are we?

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Speaker 3: I don't know? I don't know?

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Speaker 1: And have I married Barry?

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Speaker 8: You know?

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Speaker 1: Ironically Barry has married Gary. Yeah, Barry married Gary in

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Speaker 1: I've made of that?

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Speaker 3: Flamboyant musicals, love of lilac textures? Who would have thought

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Speaker 3: he was gay? Who knew?

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Speaker 6: Who would have thought it?

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Speaker 1: I was confused by bagel.

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Speaker 3: It's a quarter to seven, ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: We'll have that for you at seven o'clock this morning

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Speaker 2: with head Jam one on one point seven WSFM.

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Speaker 3: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You can listen to his twenty four to seven on

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Speaker 2: the free iHeartRadio app Possible Storm Today.

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Speaker 3: Gusty cool change, that's not.

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Speaker 2: Before it's going to be hot, thirty three degrees in

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Speaker 3: Right now it is twenty two degrees. It is seven

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Speaker 1: So I follow Survivor most of the time, meaning I

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Speaker 1: watch it and I have to come into work and

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Speaker 1: I say to one of the girls in the Taiping pool,

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Speaker 1: so when he said vote for me, but that vote

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Speaker 1: won't count, what did he mean? And then I say, so,

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Speaker 1: why did they do that? Why did he show his

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Speaker 1: immunity if he wasn't going to use it? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: it's you know, there's that meme going around where the

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Speaker 1: girl looking is slightly confused, and a whole lot of

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Speaker 1: pyphagory and triangles around a head. That's me watching your Survivor.

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Speaker 3: For anything anything hot tub, time machine.

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Speaker 1: Dude wears my car?

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Speaker 3: Where was the car?

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Speaker 1: But I've also noticed that when because there's a lot

452
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,240
Speaker 1: of intrigue, a lot of backstabbing, a lot of setting

453
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,639
Speaker 1: up alliances, they revert to those phrases we see on

454
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 1: every one of those kind of shows like last night.

455
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:35,080
Speaker 1: I know you talk about maths, Maths Survivor, have listen

456
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,640
Speaker 1: just this is a five what this is a five

457
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 1: minute period on Survival last night that that was just

458
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:50,960
Speaker 1: in a very short period of time.

459
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,320
Speaker 3: But can you beat maths with this?

460
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,040
Speaker 4: Two?

461
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,520
Speaker 3: Damn you've got me at six to seven.

462
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,680
Speaker 9: Good good morning, Jolie.

463
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 3: And demand is ten thousand dollars?

464
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,640
Speaker 2: Do you have the right answers to our wrong questions?

465
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,440
Speaker 2: Ten thousand dollars is at stake? It's head jam thirteen WSFM.

466
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,920
Speaker 1: Now you know how it goes. But I'm obligated to

467
00:21:16,119 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 1: read you the rules, and they go a little bit

468
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,600
Speaker 1: like this. I ask you a question number one, you

469
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,680
Speaker 1: say nothing, Give me the answer to that when I

470
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,560
Speaker 1: ask you a question number two, and so on until

471
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 1: the buzzer goes off. The minute you're wrong, you're out.

472
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,800
Speaker 1: You can play the chickeney pants option, which means you

473
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 1: get one hundred dollars for each correck dance you get

474
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,320
Speaker 1: along the way you get them all right, you'll get

475
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,639
Speaker 1: six hundred bucks as opposed to ten thousand, but you

476
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,359
Speaker 1: do get money.

477
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,680
Speaker 3: What say ye, Emily of George's Hall, hi am.

478
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,440
Speaker 1: How do you want to play?

479
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 5: Can I go for the chickeney pears?

480
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,879
Speaker 3: You can, Emily. There is no shame in the chickeney

481
00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,800
Speaker 3: pants option. I know we're playing a chickeny pants pad.

482
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,200
Speaker 1: But it's okay, okay, so you're gotta get one hundred

483
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 1: dollars for each correck dnswer along the way, Ready to begin? Yes, okay, Emily,

484
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 1: here we go. Which racket sport shares its name with

485
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:01,800
Speaker 1: a food? Which cricket series is played between Australia and England?

486
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 3: Oh, racket sport?

487
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 9: Cracket sport.

488
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 3: Shares the name with the food guys used to play

489
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 3: it in the seventies squash, no squash, oh poo.

490
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 1: And the cricket series played between Australia and England is

491
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:34,920
Speaker 1: the Ashes. Sorry, Emily, it wasn't the day today, right,

492
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 1: thank you, Thank you, Emily.

493
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 3: Did you see that boon that was on the loose?

494
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:44,200
Speaker 1: Yes, thea boone and his two wives at RPA Hospital.

495
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 3: It wasn't nror Man Monday or.

496
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,760
Speaker 1: Anything that I could tell to talk about it.

497
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,520
Speaker 2: Next at seven past seven WSFM, At what point seven

498
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 2: w SFM, Hello words, jonesy Demander. A possible storm today,

499
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 2: A gusty cool change. Not before it's going to be hot,

500
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 2: thirty three degrees in the city, thirty five in the west.

501
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 3: You'll be going and then all of a sudden you'll

502
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 3: have relief.

503
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:05,199
Speaker 1: What time will the relief come?

504
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,000
Speaker 3: The relief will come at three twenty one.

505
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 1: I know you're making it up, but I'd like you

506
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 1: to find out for me.

507
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 2: I just like to say, I'd like to be nostra

508
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,199
Speaker 2: darms on this right now. It's twenty two degrees. It's

509
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 2: nine past seven.

510
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 3: Good morning.

511
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: Well it just seemed extraordinarily improbable yesterday that at a

512
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:23,600
Speaker 1: new South Wales hospital RPA and Camperdown, three baboons were

513
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,679
Speaker 1: spotted as running around. They were found, I mean they

514
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:33,439
Speaker 1: were captured again. They were from a nearby facility, testing facility,

515
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: which makes everyone feel a bit uncomfortable.

516
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 3: With this guy.

517
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: They went out of their way to say this guy

518
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: was only being brought into the hospital for a vasectomy.

519
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,360
Speaker 1: He had two wives with him to calm him down

520
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: and give him support, the NVY the eighth So he

521
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 1: was going to undergo a vasectomy.

522
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 3: I've had a VISECTI me. The last thing you want

523
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 3: is any woman anywhere near this trying to calm you down.

524
00:23:57,040 --> 00:24:01,400
Speaker 1: You missed a bit. Can you keep him underne.

525
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 3: Remember that wasn't there a friend of yours mother that

526
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 3: thought with the vasectomy.

527
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 1: Did you cut off everything, and she said, oh, you

528
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: don't need all of that. She thought testicles panis all came.

529
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 3: Of, chopped them all out, and what did she say? Again,

530
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 3: you don't need all that?

531
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 2: Because it's funny with women, they seem to think that

532
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,199
Speaker 2: they're in control of the whole vasectom thing.

533
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 8: What do you mean?

534
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,159
Speaker 3: Case in when I got my vasectimy, it was.

535
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: A few years ago, Christmas and birthday combined.

536
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:31,600
Speaker 3: Is a gift.

537
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 2: My wife says, Oh, you won't need a general anithetic,

538
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 2: just a local one, will do you? And I, as

539
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,440
Speaker 2: a man doing what he's told, he said, are you

540
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: fair enough? I was about to go in there for it.

541
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 2: And then Andrew, one of the guys that used to

542
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 2: work here. I remember this, He said to me, he said,

543
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,280
Speaker 2: are you going from SECTI me. I said yeah, and

544
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 2: he said we'll get a general anesthetic and I said,

545
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 2: oh no, yeah, you don't need one, you just need

546
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 2: a local And he said who told you that? And

547
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 2: I said my wife? And he said does she have testicles?

548
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 2: And I said, well, I haven't checked, but I'm pretty

549
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 2: sure she doesn't. He guess, get a general anis set

550
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 2: and I'll tell you why. So he's gone in there

551
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 2: because his wife said, I.

552
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 3: You only need a local anesthetic. He's gone in there.

553
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 3: They put the little privacy. There's a little curtain. They

554
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 3: put it above your business so you can't see what

555
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 3: the doctor's doing.

556
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 2: So he gets the local doctor and Candy crush. The

557
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: doctor you know, feels his area and says, can you

558
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 2: feel that? Said, I can feel a little bit, but no,

559
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 2: I think I'm okay, So keep going.

560
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:30,439
Speaker 1: So I try again, nurse you ever go.

561
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 3: Anyway? Still feeling it? Top it okay?

562
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 2: Anyway, the doctor starts cutting into the area and Andrews says,

563
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 2: you know, I can I can feel stuff.

564
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 3: I can feel stuff because no, no, you can't feel anything.

565
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 6: It's fine.

566
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: So at this stage he's got the clamps on the

567
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 2: vast deference kids, the vast deference the little tube that

568
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 2: carries the little spermy into the whole thing. So what

569
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 2: they do is they chop the vast reference and they

570
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 2: tied and a knot and it's a simple kind of procedure.

571
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: So the doctors cut into his vast deference, got the

572
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 2: little pliers that hold the tubes up. At that point,

573
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 2: the antithetic has worn off. The local and Andrews said,

574
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 2: the pain was unspeakable. So he's flinched, He's.

575
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 3: Gone eh like that.

576
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 2: The doctor has fallen back and pulled his vast deference

577
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 2: and over the little curtain, the privacy curtain, which is.

578
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 3: About a foot above his crime. He saw his vast deference.

579
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 3: He couldn't walk for a week.

580
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: Was he like one of those things like a frog?

581
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 1: Can you pull the cordinet's arms and legs?

582
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 3: So I got a general atisthet.

583
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: You know, I had to film a vsectomy when I

584
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,399
Speaker 1: was working with Beyond two thousand. They're doing this new

585
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: sterilization technique in China where they just pretty much inject

586
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 1: arrol died into your testicles. And this poor man was

587
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: there for us to film him doing it. So his shoes,

588
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: he just placed his shoes. I don't think they gave

589
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: him a local or anything. Placed his shoes under the table.

590
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: This poor man, we greeted him, said hello, We stepped

591
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 1: outside while he was prepared. Came in and there's just

592
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: a sheet over his area. But his testicles were just

593
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: flopped out the top like keyhole surgery. And I got

594
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: the giggles because it was just, you know, awful to

595
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: see and so we were filming Aryl Dyke being injected

596
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 1: into it, and there was a Chinese film crew filming us.

597
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 1: So there's beyond two thousand crew filming operation, filming the doctor,

598
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: Chinese crew filming us. The Chinese doctor was so nervous

599
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 1: his hands were shaking, and the poor man who was

600
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: having this done was just making eye contact with me,

601
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: almost pleading. And I'm there with a mask on shoulders

602
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: going up and down laughing. It was terrible because my

603
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: husband's had one of these, and he bought new pajamas.

604
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: Every man in there sitting there with brand new pajamas.

605
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 1: You can see where the folds are on their pajamas.

606
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: And the man in the bed next to him was

607
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: woken from his general anesthetic by a clown. His wife

608
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: had arranged a clown to wake him up.

609
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,960
Speaker 3: From you women, just keep away from it.

610
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: So when I heard the story that these baboons were

611
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: on the loose, we thought, maybe, first of all, should

612
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: we do a story animals in the Animals on the loop.

613
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 3: Animal animals everywhere?

614
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: I think, why don't we do tales of the viseectimy.

615
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 3: The tribal drum will beat for this, Tales of the

616
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 3: visecta me. What have you got for thirteen WSFM? If

617
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 3: you're our man of the match? How cool is this?

618
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 2: Tickets for you and three friends to Dolly Partner's nine

619
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 2: to five the musical, which is coming to Sydney's Lyric

620
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 2: Theater from the nineteenth of April.

621
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 12: Go to it.

622
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,120
Speaker 3: Give us a called thirteen WSVEM.

623
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:37,239
Speaker 2: It'squarter past seven, Jonesy and Amanda in the morning, one

624
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 2: oh one point seven Wsfmjob of the morning to you

625
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 2: the tribal drummers beating this morning. Tales of the PERSECTI me.

626
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 1: Sidney was enthralled yesterday to have a baboon and his

627
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: two wives on the run. He was being moved from

628
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: one facility to another, apparently to have a vasectomy. So

629
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: we thought we'd discussed for sectimy.

630
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: Even in the animal Kingdom. The poor man I can't

631
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 2: have a say about his own vsectomy. The woman has

632
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: to be there piping in.

633
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 3: Oh, you only need a local undersetic. It's not that

634
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 3: painful really.

635
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: Jason's in Quakers Hill.

636
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 3: Have you had it?

637
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: Jason? Have you had the op?

638
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 3: Yes?

639
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 14: I had the op back in twenty and thirty. And

640
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 14: also happy birthday yesterday A man.

641
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jason, what a delightful conversation to share these

642
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:20,640
Speaker 1: two images.

643
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 14: Oh, it's only going to get better from here. My

644
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 14: mother was working for a surgeon who was nice enough

645
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 14: to do the vasectomy for me under General there, Jonesy,

646
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 14: I went to General myself. But after the viseectimy six

647
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 14: weeks later, you've got to provide a sample. Well, my

648
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 14: mother went on to explain to me how it's all done.

649
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 14: And mind you, when you know you've got to wrestle

650
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 14: the ball had a chance to provide the sample. I

651
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 14: explained to my mother that I don't need instructions for that.

652
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,719
Speaker 14: To top it all off, you have to take your

653
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 14: sample back into the doctor. Well, fair enough. I had

654
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 14: to hand my sample to my own.

655
00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 3: Motherh oh oh.

656
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 2: Okay, and that's another world I remember handling my Yeah, oh, Jason,

657
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you, Jason.

658
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: All right, tales of the VISECTI me, what have you

659
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: got for us?

660
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 3: Thirteen WSFF it's twenty past seven.

661
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda. Possible storm gusty

662
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 2: cool changed thirty three degrees in the city thirty five

663
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: and our west right now it is twenty three degrees.

664
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 2: It is twenty four past seven.

665
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: Well, when some baboons escaped yesterday outside hospital in news

666
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: in Sydney, RPA, I was going, what's going on? It

667
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: appears that it was one male and his two wives

668
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: and he was being escorted from one facility to another

669
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Speaker 1: to have a VASECTI me. Now, we were going to

670
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Speaker 1: look at this this morning, think animals in.

671
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Speaker 3: The wild, what have you seen?

672
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Speaker 1: But we thought, let's let's tackle the more interesting topic

673
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Speaker 1: of this story, and that's the nature of a vsectomy.

674
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Speaker 1: Tales of the visecta me.

675
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 3: All grown up and up around here. Well, discuss this.

676
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: Charlie is in Glades. Well, hi, Charlie, let's discuss.

677
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Speaker 15: Good morning, have your birthday for yesterday, thank you. A

678
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 15: few years ago I was in the Air Force. I

679
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 15: went had a knee operation at Richmond. A friend came

680
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 15: down for the snip and they just put him under

681
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 15: into the operating room and all the fire alarms went off,

682
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 15: so they dragged everybody out under the trees outside. Beautiful day,

683
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 15: nice and warm birds singing, cool wind, and the nurse

684
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 15: was standing so the shadow of her head was over

685
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 15: his face when they wake him up, and he said,

686
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 15: all I could see was his birds singing and winded

687
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 15: this angelic voice saying, wake up, corporal, wake up cool?

688
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 15: He said, what didn't know what was going on?

689
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: Going for a second and you wake up under a tree?

690
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 15: He thought, well, what's happening here? Am I in a

691
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 15: better place?

692
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: Wow?

693
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 3: And did you get it done? I'll never know.

694
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: We'll never know.

695
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 3: Roses in windsor Hello Rose?

696
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: Have you had of a sec to me?

697
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 12: My husband? Did morning joins you in a mond?

698
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 9: Hello?

699
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 15: Hello?

700
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 12: We dropped my husband and my kids and myself at

701
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 12: the hospital and I was taking him to the movies

702
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 12: while he was having his operation. And my son said

703
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 12: to me, oh, what's happening with dad? And we just

704
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 12: not long had our dog desect and I said to him, well,

705
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 12: you know how the dog got dissex for mommy and

706
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 12: Daddy don't want any more children, so that's what he's

707
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 12: having done. So it was school holidays and then when

708
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 12: he went back to school, his news item was that

709
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 12: his daddy got dissext on the young school holidays.

710
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 3: And that's the that is the problem.

711
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: Did he have to wear a cone around his neck?

712
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 3: I didn't play with the stitches.

713
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: Well, we're going to take more of your calls after

714
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 1: the news.

715
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 3: A lot of to me, thirteen WSFM is our number.

716
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 3: Give us a call. Joinny's later on the show. Ben

717
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 3: Elton come the.

718
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 5: Moment, well, look for fine, decided to get out of there.

719
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 3: Top of the morning. To you, the tribal drum has

720
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 3: been beating this morning.

721
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Speaker 1: Three baboons on the loose. Baboons are horrible things. If

722
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: you don't mind me saying, I was in Africa in

723
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: the holidays and people say the baboons have taken over

724
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: some suburbs in South Africa and some on Safari and

725
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: all those things. They say, lock your doors. Baboons will

726
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: wreck the place. What they do, Oh, they go in

727
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: and they actually they crave sugar. They crave Thiswe now

728
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: that they've had some sugar in their diet from tourists

729
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 1: going in. They'll absolutely wreck your house looking for.

730
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 3: It, looking for sugar. They're mean things and they don't

731
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 3: like it when they have to go and get a

732
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 3: visectimy here.

733
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: That's what happened yesterday. This guy and two of his

734
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: wives were on the loose. So this morning tales of

735
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: the visecto me. The calls are coming thick and fast.

736
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Speaker 3: Quentin's in Bexley, Hi, Quentin, what happened very well.

737
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 10: So basically I went for the local option, being.

738
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Speaker 6: A man, so my mom, you're saying, some of the

739
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 6: local plumber in Sydney.

740
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Speaker 10: And I got the job done basically at the end

741
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 10: of the day. And the guy was quite funny, and

742
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 10: he had an assistant, and the assistant was a female

743
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 10: and obviously, as you know, everything's quite embarrassing in them,

744
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 10: the clocks over you and everything like that. So the

745
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 10: operation got done and they gave me an I was

746
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 10: passed and I'm sitting and during the operation actually that

747
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 10: the assistant was snickering and smirking at me, and I thought, well,

748
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 10: that's funny. One I wonder why, you know, it's not

749
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 10: like yeah, that's just it was weird. So at the

750
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 10: end of the operation, I had the ice pack sitting

751
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 10: and laying down, so he have that for half an

752
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 10: hour just to relax and take it eating. And she's

753
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 10: in the background still and he had left and she

754
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 10: was still in the background kind of smiling at me

755
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 10: and looking at me and smirking and snickering, and I

756
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 10: couldn't hold myself and I said, sorry, do I know

757
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 10: you from somewhere and I wouldn't do it, you know

758
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 10: what's going on. And she said, oh, look, I shouldn't

759
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 10: say anything, but you're at our apartment blocked you last

760
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 10: week doing our plumbing and I'm like, oh, you're kidding.

761
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 10: She goes, yes, that's quite funny. You know you did

762
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,360
Speaker 10: our plumbing and now with done yours, you are awkward.

763
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: We're working on her basement.

764
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's why Whent and you get the general anesthetic.

765
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 2: You totally oblive these stay everything. They can make origami

766
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: animals out of your genitals. It doesn't matter because you're

767
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 2: not away.

768
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: We're going to take more of your calls.

769
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 2: Its twenty two away WSFM one on one point seven WSFF.

770
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda. A possible storm today,

771
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 2: a gusty cool change, but it's going to be hot

772
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 2: thirty three degrees in the city, thirty five in the

773
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 2: west before that call change comes through. Right now, it's

774
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 2: twenty three degrees. It's twenty to twenty to eight and

775
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 2: the tribal drummer has been beating this morning.

776
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,880
Speaker 1: What's a call coming through about pasectomies? In light of

777
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: this baboon and his two wives on the run. Yesterday

778
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: he was heading off for a ver sectomy. He escaped

779
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,959
Speaker 1: his crate, but not his fate, because they did recapture him.

780
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 2: Because of a horror story of someone that worked here.

781
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 2: I was going to get a local anesthetic because my

782
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 2: wife said, I just get a local anesthetic, it's okay.

783
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 2: And then a guy here had a horror of vaseectomy

784
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 2: operation because of the local anaesthetic wearing off. So I

785
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,839
Speaker 2: went with the general anesthetic. But the aftermath as well,

786
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 2: when you have to take your sample along to the

787
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 2: little sample place to see that you're infertile.

788
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 1: Well, we heard from someone earlier had to hand a

789
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: sample to his mum who was the receptionist.

790
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 3: It wasn't in his true so dreadful. I'm a busy guy.

791
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 3: I leave here.

792
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 2: I've got to get a sample to a sample catchment

793
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 2: area somewhere between North Ryde and my home in Cronulla.

794
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 2: So on the way I go to Channel nine. The

795
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 2: only place I can get my little sample going is channel.

796
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: Nine And what got the sample happening?

797
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 3: Don't even talk about that there, So don't do that

798
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 3: face either. Let's just move more information requids. What information

799
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 3: you want?

800
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,280
Speaker 1: Well, do you often have to take in magazines and well.

801
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 3: I was Eddie McGuire's picture on the four.

802
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 8: Joanes.

803
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 3: You've only been a second. It was quicker than I thought.

804
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: Anyways, Then I for Ramsgate. I'll go to Ramsgate, I'll

805
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 2: drop off the sample there. I go in there and

806
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: there's this Russian woman behind the counter and she says, yes, hello,

807
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 2: how are you? And I said good, I've just got

808
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 2: this deposit. And see if it's yes, have you leaveled

809
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 2: with your name? And I said yes, yes, it's all,

810
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 2: it's all, and I madeguire.

811
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 3: I went to great pains to make sure it was

812
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 3: all filled out correctly. I will check. So in front

813
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 3: of the waiting room, she's rolling it around in her hand.

814
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 3: You know your name is reading it.

815
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, thank you, thank you. Okay, we'll see you

816
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 2: in a week and we'll find out if you're infertile.

817
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: Then as i'm walking out, this poor old guy walks

818
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 2: in and he's got his stool sample in a box

819
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 2: in a box in a top away in time, but

820
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: it's in a bag and all the stuff wrong.

821
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: Lunch.

822
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 3: The Russian woman says, have you enabled? And he yes,

823
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 3: I've loved it's all correct because I will change this

824
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 3: is what she does. Oh no, so it's just bad.

825
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 3: Jeff's inspirational.

826
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 1: Hello, Jeff tells of the visecto me, what happened?

827
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 9: Amen? Yes, I went into have behind done at the

828
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 9: local hospital and the surgeon had a look and he

829
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 9: said to the nurses, we'd like to have the scraped

830
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 9: and shaved. And the nurse turned around and it was

831
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 9: a girl I went to school.

832
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: Did she have to do it?

833
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, she had to do it.

834
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 9: While she asked me what I've been doing the last.

835
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 1: And caught up with Gavin.

836
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: Any plans for the holidays?

837
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: You got quite the thatched back inside. That's Julie's in

838
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: Winston Hills, Tales of the sector.

839
00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 3: Me, Julie, what have you got?

840
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 5: It was my cousin. He went in for hughes. He

841
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 5: went in, he had his procedure, Everything went perfect. As

842
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 5: he came up and went to reception to finalize everything,

843
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 5: there was a new patient next to him due to

844
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 5: go in who was very nervous, and the receptionist was

845
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 5: expinning to him that everything would be all right, of

846
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 5: which he then turned to my cousin and said, here'll

847
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 5: be fine. That yours went well, didn't mister so and so,

848
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,959
Speaker 5: to which he responded, very.

849
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 3: Well, what terrible, that's just me funny.

850
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: It was all right, you don't need all that.

851
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 3: You don't need all that.

852
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: Thank you for all your calls. At sixty Toway. The

853
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 2: pub test is coming up. Plant based pies passes the

854
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 2: pub test?

855
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 3: Does it? I don't know. We'll talk about it next.

856
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 4: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one oh one point

857
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 4: seven WSFN.

858
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 3: Job of the morning to you.

859
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 2: It's twelfth Wade into the Jonesy Demander Arms right now

860
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 2: the pub test and four and twenty are doing plant

861
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 2: based meat pies.

862
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 3: Does that pass the past?

863
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: Yes, there's no meat in them and they're plant based,

864
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: so it has the look, the texture, the feel, the

865
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: taste of meat, but it's not meat. They are saying

866
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: it's identical to other four and twenty pies. But if

867
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: you did work, if I didn't tell you, they say

868
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: that it wasn't a meat pie, you wouldn't know it.

869
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: Some people are saying, brilliant, Now I can go to

870
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: the footy and I can have a pie. Others are

871
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: saying it's the work of the devil. Surely this has

872
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: been released on the first of April. Others again are saying, well,

873
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: there's no meat in it. Isn't that the same as

874
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: the normal meat pie? Does botbottoned lips?

875
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 3: Where am I going to get my lips?

876
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,240
Speaker 1: So what do you reckon four and twenty plant based pies?

877
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 3: Well, people were saying, well, why don't you just did

878
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 3: a vegetarian pie. But a vegetarian pie is a vegetarian pie.

879
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,479
Speaker 1: This is looks, tastes, smells like meat. Does it pass

880
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: the pub test?

881
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 3: What do you think? We'd love to hear from you

882
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 3: for the pub test? Coming up after eight o'clock this morning.

883
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 3: Thirteen WSFM is our number. That's a lever tow eight.

884
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 3: I want to go on right now, head down to

885
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 3: the Jonesy demand of arms the pub test this morning.

886
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 2: Four and twenty are doing plant based pies to plant

887
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 2: based pies past the pub test?

888
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: Do you won't know what a plant based pie is?

889
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: Because I wasn't sure what a non meat pie is.

890
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: It's a meat pie that looks, tastes, smells like meat,

891
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 1: but the meat is made from plant based products. But

892
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: to all intents and purposes, it's a meat pie. It's

893
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: labeled obviously as a meat free pie plant based, but

894
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 1: they say it's near identical to its four and four

895
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: and twenty pies. If you didn't know it was a

896
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: meat pie, you wouldn't know.

897
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 2: We saw it with the Rebel whopper, that plant based

898
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 2: whopper taste like a whopper.

899
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 3: Couldn't taste the difference.

900
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: Some people are saying this is brilliant. Others are saying

901
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: it's the work of the devil.

902
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 2: Other people are saying, there's no meat in pie anyway,

903
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: except for lips and rectums.

904
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 10: So go for it.

905
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: Four and twenty plant based pies. Is it past the

906
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: pub test?

907
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 14: No, it can't beat the traditional meat pie meat. They

908
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 14: shouldn't be definitely not.

909
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: Should be called plants.

910
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 14: No, as plant piles are different.

911
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 9: It's not a meat pie. Why make us meat lover supper?

912
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 14: Plant pies past the pub test?

913
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 2: As a vegan of four years, I believe why not?

914
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 13: Why not have a pie without the animal cruelty and

915
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,280
Speaker 13: it takes exactly the same.

916
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 14: And yeah, you can enjoy a pie.

917
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 3: A vegan can gather around all their pals need a pie.

918
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: They're saying, though, that this isn't vegan friendly.

919
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 3: I think because of the pastry what's in pastry?

920
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,439
Speaker 1: But do they not eat butter?

921
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 2: No?

922
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 3: Vegans don't know, Bud, you don't earn anything from the animal.

923
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 3: I've got no time.

924
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: I like the ones say, look, this is wrecking it

925
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: for meat lovers. Well, you know you're allowed to buy

926
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: your own meat.

927
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 8: Pie.

928
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 3: You haven't run out of meat. I'm looking forward to

929
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 3: a pant based I did.

930
00:42:55,120 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: Misspeak before I said a pant based pie delicious. It's chicky,

931
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: but that was joining us this half hour?

932
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 3: Whoa WSF?

933
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 2: Whoh I love Ben Elton one point seven WSFM. Hello there,

934
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,479
Speaker 2: it's Jonesy and Amanda. You can listen to his twenty

935
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: four to seven on the free iHeart Radio app. A

936
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 2: possible storm, a gusty cool change, thirty three degrees in

937
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 2: the city, thirty.

938
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,439
Speaker 3: Five in our west. It's going to be hot before

939
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 3: the cool change comes through a little bit, going.

940
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: To be hot all day. The change is coming late tonight.

941
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 3: Yes, it's coming tonight, not a three twenty hours late night.

942
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: So prepared.

943
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: It's nine past that. You had a big day for

944
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 2: your birthday yesterday. You got lots of presents, lots of

945
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 2: well wishes. People from all around the globe were ringing in.

946
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: Big names were ringing in to wish you happy birthday. Yes, Brendan,

947
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: George Clooney, Keanu Reeves, Bradley Cooper. It's George Clooney, Happy birthday, Amanda.

948
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 14: I hear you've been a fan since I was in Dr.

949
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 3: Now say good morning to Keanu Reeves. Good eight.

950
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 14: Keanu Reeves, Happy birthday, Amanda.

951
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 3: And now Bradley Cooper.

952
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 2: Good it's Bradley Cooper here, Happy birthday, Amanda.

953
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 6: Anyone.

954
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 14: I've got to get back to filming The Star is

955
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 14: Born too well, spoilering it.

956
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 1: For you, Bradley, you died in the first one.

957
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 15: It's called Starr's Reborn.

958
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Amanda, fine, giggling like a little schoolboy.

959
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 8: You know, you know.

960
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 1: Welcome Jennifer Hawkins, Stafone you on your birthday.

961
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 3: Good day, Joji Talker.

962
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: But what it did was make me go through my diary,

963
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: my teenage story that I wrote when I was sixteen,

964
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,279
Speaker 1: and I've read out some a little bit earlier from

965
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 1: the day I turned sixteen, saying, you know how deep

966
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: what a thinker I was? What do you think I

967
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: felt this time sixteen years going to have any thoughts?

968
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 8: Man?

969
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 3: Is that what you said like someone them standards?

970
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. But then I found this bit.

971
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 3: Are we going back in time?

972
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 8: Let's do it.

973
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 1: Now here we are the twenty second of the second

974
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy eight. Oh, I'm so urgent and tiresome through

975
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: this whole diary. It's et I put my name down

976
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: today to do I didn't speak like this. I put

977
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: my name down today to do a door knock appeal

978
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,479
Speaker 1: for Project Noah to protect our native animals. Only three

979
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: out of the school put our names down. Isn't that terrible?

980
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 1: All these beautiful animals and no one wants to help them.

981
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: They all say they care, but they don't. I don't

982
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: want these unique, exquisite animals to die. He used to come.

983
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: We'll look back and say, oh a shame, kohala is

984
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 1: a number are extinct? Should have protected them? Well, we

985
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: should do something now. I feel strongly about this.

986
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 3: Well, what little good you were? And so what happened

987
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 3: did you?

988
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 6: No?

989
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 1: I didn't go on the door knock appeal because someone

990
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: had a party that I remember Dad laughing and saying, oh,

991
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 1: so you're not going to do it, because obviously I

992
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: banged on about it.

993
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 3: At least I thought about it, but it has to

994
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 3: be born.

995
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,520
Speaker 1: Can we come back into modern time.

996
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 3: It's good to say that you grew out of that

997
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 3: tiresome stage.

998
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: That's good, Mike Tiresome, that should be my name.

999
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,280
Speaker 3: It's thirteen past ay, ben Elton.

1000
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 1: He's going to be joining us and Amanda's kitchen throwbacks

1001
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,400
Speaker 1: which decade while are we.

1002
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 2: Visiting WSFM one on one point seven WSFM? Hello there,

1003
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 2: it's Jonesy demanded possible storm gusty cool change is going

1004
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 2: to be hot day, thirty three degrees in the city,

1005
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 2: thirty five in the west, and then the cool change

1006
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 2: will come through at about eleven o'clock.

1007
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: I know I've got to wait till then I.

1008
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 3: Run out twenty four degrees. It's twenty past days, ben Elton.

1009
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: He's given us the Young Ones, he's given us black Adder,

1010
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: he's given us sixteen books. He's given us a stack

1011
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: of fabulous movies. He's given us West End plays. He's

1012
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: returning to stand up, but before he's going to do that,

1013
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: he's joining us right here, right now.

1014
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:49,799
Speaker 3: Hello.

1015
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 6: Absolutely, this is this is really where it's all been

1016
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 6: heading this way the whole forty year career. And very

1017
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 6: glad to be lovely, to.

1018
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 3: See you again, so nice to see the pinnacles.

1019
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: It is certainly is right now you've said that stand

1020
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: up is where your roots are, and yet you've said

1021
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 1: it was a big decision to return to the stage.

1022
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 6: I don't know if I've ever used the phrase where

1023
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 6: my roots are.

1024
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 3: I don't.

1025
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 6: It's not how I feel at all. I mean, my

1026
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 6: kind of life is always an improvisation. I'm very lucky.

1027
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 6: I always knew what I basically wanted to do, which

1028
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 6: was earned my living doing the thing I like most

1029
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 6: was writing comedy and working in the world of comic art.

1030
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 6: Becoming a stand up was part of that, you know,

1031
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 6: back in the early eighties, I needed a job, I

1032
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 6: needed a living, and I needed to get my wares around,

1033
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 6: and so I became a stand up. I hadn't really

1034
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 6: thought about it before that. I didn't act when I

1035
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 6: was at university. I'm into writing, and I discovered that

1036
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 6: I loved it. A stand up as a medium of

1037
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 6: ideas is a really it's a beautiful art form. And

1038
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 6: as a writer who spends most of his time in

1039
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 6: a vaguely objective world, if you're writing a novel or

1040
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 6: a sitcom or a play, you're in a lot of

1041
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 6: different heads. You're trying to take a lot of different

1042
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 6: points of view to come to a narrative conclusion. But

1043
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 6: because in stand up it's subjective, it's me. This is

1044
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 6: me doing using the thing. So I'm interested in to

1045
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:04,479
Speaker 6: actually form my own opinions, and hopefully I'm not trying

1046
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 6: to convert you, but I'm certainly trying to amuse you

1047
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 6: and intrigue you with the way I'm looking at the

1048
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 6: world today. So I think as an art form common

1049
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 6: I mean gag telling, that's a different art and it's

1050
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 6: not one that interests me. I can enjoy it, you know,

1051
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 6: the kind of Jimmy Carr world, of an endless stream

1052
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 6: of marvelous non sequiturs. But that's not what I do

1053
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 6: at all. And what I do is weave a whole

1054
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 6: load of bunch of ideas together and try and arrive

1055
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 6: at a comedic a comedic conclusion to often some quite

1056
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 6: serious stuff, not always, And for me, it's a very

1057
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 6: inspiring thing to do, and I have missed it. I've

1058
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 6: come back just because I was at home with the

1059
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 6: kids for fifteen years right in novels, trying to be

1060
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 6: a part of trying to be a good dad, you know.

1061
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 6: But now they've all flown off and they haven't flown

1062
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 6: back yet with their washing. Well they do that, and

1063
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 6: so I'm back on a road again.

1064
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 2: But the length of breadth of your stuff. You be

1065
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 2: watching Black Ed or you might be watching The Young

1066
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 2: Ones or reading one of you books. I recently, when

1067
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 2: I said recently a year ago, re read Millennium.

1068
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 3: That book you wrote, Millennium Lenium.

1069
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 2: It's the one about everyone is in It's like in

1070
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 2: the future you have to post all your stuff on Oh, blind.

1071
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 3: Face, Blind Face.

1072
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 6: It's one of my most prescient and depressing, bleak novels.

1073
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 6: But it's quite write fifteen years I've been right. I'm

1074
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,439
Speaker 6: quite good at sort of looking a bit into the future.

1075
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 6: I mean definitely. Blind Faith was before Facebook, Twitter, any

1076
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 6: social media. But it was about the nature of privier

1077
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 6: almost like Nostrodamacist. It's a little bit and we will

1078
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 6: rock you. I'll drop a couple of names. I was

1079
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 6: having dinner with Brian and Roger in Perth the other

1080
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 6: day before they did their marvelous gig in at the

1081
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 6: new Perth Stadium, and they were saying, you know, we

1082
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 6: were rocky which is about a world where there's no

1083
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 6: live music anymore, and guitars have been banned because the

1084
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 6: corporate entertainment machine is streaming music directly in the people's devices.

1085
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 6: We had risk risk devices in those days. This was

1086
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 6: before the iPod even, And I must admit I'm quite

1087
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 6: pleased with what was at the time a dystopian satire.

1088
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 6: But right now it's it's kind of a it's just

1089
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,279
Speaker 6: a reflection of the of what's going on. And yeah,

1090
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 6: I like to I like to see see the funny

1091
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 6: side of the way we're going. And sometimes it's kind

1092
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 6: of terrifying.

1093
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: But even your book Popstar, you were looking.

1094
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 3: At charlerob can we give.

1095
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 6: Sixteen a right?

1096
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: But the story was, you know, auditioning for a singing

1097
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: TV show, whereas in fact the production just wanted the

1098
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: storyteller before we knew that's what happened.

1099
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 6: I know I must have the same, I wrote, Look,

1100
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 6: I'm sounding like I'm boasting it, but it is something

1101
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 6: I'd like to do with my novels. I did a

1102
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 6: novel called Dead Famous, which was set in the Big

1103
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 6: Brother House, a murder set in the Big Brother House.

1104
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 6: And that was only after the very first series in

1105
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 6: Britain before it even come here, and before anyone had

1106
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 6: really begun to realize it's all in the edit, you know.

1107
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 6: I used to say, look, if you want to make

1108
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 6: a contestant look like they're in love with a coffee mug,

1109
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 6: have a shot of the coffee mug. Then have a

1110
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 6: look at shot of the contestant looking all sad and winsome,

1111
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:59,279
Speaker 6: and bang, you've created a romance, you know, with an

1112
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 6: enanimate of the power of the edit. And certainly with

1113
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,800
Speaker 6: the chart Throb, which was about X factor. It was

1114
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 6: all about the fact that who cares about the singing?

1115
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 6: It's the story, you know, and we need to find

1116
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:11,720
Speaker 6: our characters. We need to find our singers, our blingers

1117
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,319
Speaker 6: and our mingers, you know, the people can actually sing.

1118
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 6: Then there's the blingers, who are the sort of exuberant,

1119
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 6: larger than life characters, and the mingers, which is the

1120
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 6: sad ones who talk about, you know, their struggle with

1121
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,320
Speaker 6: this or that and et cetera.

1122
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 3: What's your thoughts on Married at First Sight if you

1123
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 3: watch that.

1124
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 6: I've not yet seen it, but I need to catch

1125
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 6: up because everybody seems to be talking about it. As

1126
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 6: far as I can see. It's it's the names in

1127
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 6: the title. Get people meet and then get.

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00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: Mad, singers, blingers and all of those things.

1129
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 6: They select their stories. We're going to follow that story exactly,

1130
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 6: and a.

1131
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: Lot of them fall in love with coffee mugs.

1132
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 6: So you're right, and it's all turning bad now, isn't it?

1133
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 6: Because reality TV stars are starting to have real mental

1134
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 6: problems issues with fame. Who would have guessed it?

1135
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 4: Duh.

1136
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 6: Of course you create this weird, unreal world, then you

1137
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 6: dump people out of it, and you know, we've had

1138
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 6: some very distressing circumstances of some people have taken their

1139
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 6: lives and et cetera.

1140
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 2: Well in Blind Faith, in the book, you it actually

1141
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,959
Speaker 2: it's illegal not to download something, not to put something

1142
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 2: on Facebook or post.

1143
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 6: Privacy is seen as something as antisocial. People want to

1144
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 6: keep something private. That's an antisocial act if you do

1145
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 6: not want and crave every the idea was in. It's

1146
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 6: a sort of reverse of George Orwell's nineteen eighty four

1147
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 6: Blind Faith nineteen eighty four, The Greatest you know, the

1148
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,959
Speaker 6: Daddy and Mummy of all dystopian novels. The great fear

1149
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 6: is that big Brother is watching you, that you cannot

1150
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 6: be private, that you will always be being seen by someone.

1151
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 6: And I thought in two o five when I wrote

1152
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 6: the novel, we're becoming a world where people are terrified

1153
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 6: nobody's watching. I've said something nobody heard. I sent an email,

1154
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,760
Speaker 6: but nobody's responded, nobody's liking me. And so this idea

1155
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 6: where privacy becomes the subversive act, the idea that you

1156
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 6: have a cup of coffee, you don't take a photograph

1157
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 6: it and show all your friends. You eat subversively and privately,

1158
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 6: you don't insist that everybody watches and listen to everything

1159
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 6: you do and your struggles and your problems. And the

1160
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 6: eventual comic conclusion is is a law is passed in

1161
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,280
Speaker 6: the future where everyone is famous by law. A politician

1162
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 6: manager to become famous simply by saying, if you vote

1163
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,240
Speaker 6: for me, I will pass a law that says you're famous.

1164
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,479
Speaker 6: Obviously they won't be famous, but they'll be famous because

1165
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 6: by law they are famous, and everyone is famous. It

1166
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 6: was an interesting novel fifteen years ago. I'm glad you remembered.

1167
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound ludicrous now.

1168
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 6: I like the idea of a law that just says

1169
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 6: you're famous, literally, and.

1170
00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 3: I love the irony. All of this right now is

1171
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 3: being filmed on our web cameras in the studio.

1172
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 6: Absolutely, this is there's nothing one can do that isn't filmed,

1173
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,439
Speaker 6: and people seeking a sort of significance, and then of course,

1174
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 6: you know, adding up the likes and things. I must

1175
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 6: say another name, Charlie Brook who did Black Mirror. I

1176
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 6: saw him. He came up just opened to play in

1177
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 6: the West End, very excitingly at my first new play

1178
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 6: for a long time, and Charlie was there, and I'll say,

1179
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,319
Speaker 6: you know that Black Mirrors, you re blind faith because

1180
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 6: I was with the likes and the clicks, you know,

1181
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 6: I love Black Mirror.

1182
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 3: Think maybe the stand up should be is ben Elton?

1183
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:58,959
Speaker 3: How good it is? Ben Elton?

1184
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,840
Speaker 6: I do sound like I'm peeing in my own pocket

1185
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 6: as well?

1186
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 5: It is?

1187
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 6: It is well, absolutely it is indeed a circus skill.

1188
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, have you peed in your own pocket unless

1189
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: we've filmed it and seen it.

1190
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 6: Yes, I think it's happy if a trip for me.

1191
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 6: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it,

1192
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,360
Speaker 6: yes it did fall, and yes it did make a noise.

1193
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 6: This idea that it has to be observed to make

1194
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,880
Speaker 6: be of significance is I think a very corrosive and worrying,

1195
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 6: worrying aspect of a modern life.

1196
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 3: There's just never enough time to talk to you.

1197
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 4: Ben.

1198
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 2: Head to livenation dot com dot au for the last

1199
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 2: tickets to ben Elton show this Saturday at City Recital Hall.

1200
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 3: I just love that.

1201
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 6: I think we got two on so this but they

1202
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 6: are selling fast. Yeah, the Recital Hall. It's for a

1203
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 6: man who swears for a living. It does sound like

1204
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:46,400
Speaker 6: rather a plosh gig, but I believe it is a

1205
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 6: very nicer life.

1206
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,760
Speaker 1: It is a good venue and there's really good restaurants

1207
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 1: around there too. It's amazing.

1208
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 6: Come and see me and then go and have a

1209
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 6: meal afterwards.

1210
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 3: A reindorsement exactly, ben Elton, thank.

1211
00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:58,280
Speaker 6: You lovely to be back as always.

1212
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 3: Nice to see twenty eight. How are you going to do?

1213
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:03,320
Speaker 3: Is press a budget?

1214
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:05,959
Speaker 7: You're pressing around button.

1215
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 2: I was distracted by Ben Elton having such a great

1216
00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 2: chat with him. I forgot it's Wednesday. Wednesday means this.

1217
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 4: Most girls today like to do things their own way.

1218
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 4: You can't tell them how to come what you do.

1219
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: It's a way that you do it.

1220
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 4: It ain't what you do.

1221
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: It's a way that you do it. That's what gets resolved.

1222
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: What era or what decade are we going to go

1223
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: into today? Jonesy, come with me to the time machine

1224
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: and cramped?

1225
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 3: Okay, where are we going to end up today?

1226
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:54,880
Speaker 9: How you say.

1227
00:55:58,320 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: You and I both put wigs on? We're in a

1228
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: we're the eighties, sixties, We're in the sixties. We're in

1229
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: the sixties. Bread you've pushed it back so far. Don't

1230
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,720
Speaker 1: change it because it's given you a very short fringe.

1231
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 1: You look a little bit like a patient. All right.

1232
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 1: So we're in the sixties, and you know what people

1233
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: loved in the sixties, Brandon beef, burger, pancakes. So what happens?

1234
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 1: You like burgers, you like pancakes. What happens if you

1235
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: have them all together with a can of condensed soup

1236
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: and some cream. This is what happens. Actually, it looks

1237
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 1: better than the picture, I have to say. But I'm

1238
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: going to mash it up.

1239
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:39,400
Speaker 3: No, don't mash it up.

1240
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:41,840
Speaker 1: Of course I'm going to mash it up like that.

1241
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 3: I don't care nobody doing so.

1242
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: But you have to eat the burger and the pan

1243
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: the pancakes together with cream of mushrooms all over it.

1244
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,240
Speaker 1: Let me just put the cream of mushroom sauce.

1245
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 3: Am I going to eat this?

1246
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:57,160
Speaker 1: Well, you're going to eat it next, but I'm going

1247
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,760
Speaker 1: to prepare it for you now. Well, you're pairing seeks

1248
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 1: like a cat's thrown up on it.

1249
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,800
Speaker 3: Great, I'll put some Tina Turner on. It's twenty one tonight.

1250
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:10,920
Speaker 1: How presentations everything that's that's way too much Parsley. It

1251
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,759
Speaker 1: looks almost nice.

1252
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 2: Amanda's kitchen throwbacks coming up next WSFM one on one

1253
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 2: point seven WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda. A

1254
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 2: possible storm with a gusty cool change. Thirty three degrees

1255
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 2: in the city, thirty five in the west. It will

1256
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 2: be hot before that cool change comes through. Right now,

1257
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 2: it's twenty six degrees okay, it's seventeen to grooby.

1258
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 4: Most girls today like to do things their own way.

1259
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 4: You can't tell them how to cook.

1260
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: What you do, it's away that you do it.

1261
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 3: We want to be free.

1262
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: It ain't what you do, it's away.

1263
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 8: That you do it. That's what yes result.

1264
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 1: Right If by getting loaded in the sixties, does that

1265
00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 1: mean eating beef burger pancakes, I think it does. This

1266
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: is a beef burger mixed with a pancake smothered in

1267
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: cream of mushroom soup. You wouldn't allowed to make any recipe,

1268
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: even a wedding cake, without putting cream with mushroom soup

1269
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: on it. I reckon that you're going to like this

1270
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 1: because you like this kind of weirdo stuff. So over

1271
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,959
Speaker 1: to you, Brendan, we'll.

1272
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 3: Pass me the plate. Women in the sixties are a

1273
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,480
Speaker 3: bit more subservient.

1274
00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: Please enjoy and tell us what you make of it.

1275
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 3: You know what, it looks pretty, It looks pretty good.

1276
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 1: Looks Take some burger, take some pancake, Take some mushroom sauce.

1277
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yes, why don't you tell me how to

1278
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 2: eat a bit more? I've got a big chunk out there.

1279
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: Let's not fight because there wasn't no fault divorce.

1280
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:42,880
Speaker 3: You know what, it doesn't look too bad. You know

1281
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 3: what that's really good?

1282
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 5: Is it?

1283
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: What's the mushroom sauce?

1284
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 3: I could eat this all okay?

1285
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 1: Do you need some?

1286
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,280
Speaker 3: I'll need an dakari?

1287
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 8: All right?

1288
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: So what would you give this? Out of five?

1289
00:58:58,600 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 4: Really?

1290
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,600
Speaker 1: I want to sha all right, I'm glad you've enjoyed it.

1291
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:11,919
Speaker 16: Back in line, go go back into time, and we're

1292
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 16: back Brendan groovy.

1293
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,720
Speaker 4: Most girls today like to do things their own way.

1294
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 4: You can't tell them how to cook.

1295
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: What you do, it's away that you do it. We

1296
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 1: want to want it ain't what you do, it's away

1297
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 1: that you do it. That's what gets results. The Brown said,

1298
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 1: I think them being loaded with salt.

1299
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 2: It's sixty to nine gets my goolies is coming up

1300
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 2: one on one point seven WSFM.

1301
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 3: Hello there, it's Jonesy.

1302
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 2: No matter a possible storm with a gusty cool change,

1303
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 2: it's going to be hot before that. That thirty three

1304
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 2: degrees in the city, thirty five in our west right

1305
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:46,920
Speaker 2: hour is twenty six degrees.

1306
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 7: Cold.

1307
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:57,360
Speaker 1: It's time, he's hot line. Write it down. Nine oh six,

1308
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: one seven, nine eighty four.

1309
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 3: What have we got today?

1310
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, hello, Amenda. I'd just like to wish you a

1311
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 7: very happy birthday for today. I can't afford to buy

1312
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:13,959
Speaker 7: your present, but I can offer you a rappitue, chuck

1313
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 7: and some salad in the park overlooking Oregon.

1314
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:22,440
Speaker 3: So if you'd like to go to Oregon, but damn

1315
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 3: by all means bring me back. Other than that, have

1316
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,919
Speaker 3: a happy day. Hi, Brendan, do you know who.

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Speaker 8: I think he is.

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Speaker 3: It's damn guy. He's this guy.

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Speaker 5: Give it him, give it him, I give it.

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Speaker 3: I mean you should give this damn guy. I pass

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Speaker 3: on your number to hear on your address. Can't pick

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Speaker 3: you up?

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Speaker 8: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Do we have any actual ghoulies calls?

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Speaker 13: What gets my goolies is when you order a pizza

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Speaker 13: and it arrives cut into eight pieces one piece of

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Speaker 13: an inch wide and is like four or five inches

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Speaker 13: when you're trying to share it with friends.

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Speaker 3: Come on, gets my golly, that's good? Or dominoes what

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Speaker 3: are you doing with that?

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Speaker 8: You?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Or pizza hunt? Have I named everyone? Eagle boys?

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Speaker 1: Those those you know wood fired ones?

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Speaker 3: You go out now so you know they get that thing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and someone gets a big chunk and someone gets

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Speaker 1: a small bit, usually get the big chunk also do

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Speaker 1: I'm not complaining?

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Speaker 3: What are you guys eating? And I'm just walking past

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Speaker 3: the pad with the good? Are you gonn? Always?

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Speaker 2: Ring the hotline nine O six one seven nine eight

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Speaker 2: four forgets my gullies?

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Speaker 1: A favorite Core email or Facebook friend wins tickets for

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Speaker 1: you and three friends to Dolly Parton's nine to five,

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Speaker 1: The Musical Coming to Cyrics Sidney's a lyric theater.

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Speaker 3: From the theater, I love it.

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Speaker 1: You can't get tickets at nine to five musical dot com.

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Speaker 3: Do you also get a Jones you amount of te

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Speaker 3: towel and branded yo yo?

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Speaker 1: How terrifying was Sydney yesterday? There were bab boons on

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Speaker 1: the loose a mad Monday. A baboon was due for

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01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:05,919
Speaker 1: a visectomy so we could stop breeding, but he tried

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01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: to escape from RBA Hospital where it was being done

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Speaker 1: with his two wives. Tribal drum was beating for.

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Speaker 3: This the tales of the visectomy.

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Speaker 1: He's justin from Quakers Hill.

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Speaker 14: My mother was working for a surgeon who was nice

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Speaker 14: enough to do the vasectomy for me. But after the

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01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 14: viseectimy six weeks later, you've got to provide a sample. Well,

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Speaker 14: my mother went on to explain to me how it's

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Speaker 14: all done. And mind you, when you know you've got

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01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 14: to wrestle a ball and had a chance to provide

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Speaker 14: the sample. I explained to my mother that I don't

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Speaker 14: need instructions for that. But to top it all off,

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Speaker 14: you have to take your sample back into the doctor. Well,

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Speaker 14: fair enough, I had to hand my sample to my

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Speaker 14: own mother.

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Speaker 3: Ah, she didn't get it out of his sock draw right.

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Speaker 1: That's enough, so I don't recall us back after nine

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Speaker 1: o'clock this morning. Keep track of the songs we play.

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Speaker 1: You when one hundred dollars for every song you can

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Speaker 1: recall total.

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01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 2: Recall for Amart Furniture, furnishing, Ozzie Holmes for fifty years.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back again tomorrow. I see you good jes

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01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,919
Speaker 3: thrank God, that's over.

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01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 10: Good Bye, good bye, Wipe the two from your own.

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01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 2: A podcast of today's show is available to download from

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01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app.

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01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:19,400
Speaker 6: All the cool kids.

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Speaker 9: Are doing it.

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01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 3: After good Bye

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Speaker 16: One o one point seven w SFM streaming on the

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Speaker 16: free iHeartRadio app