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Speaker 1: It's sousy and don Man does funny.

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Speaker 2: It's so a man skipped work Scottie for six years

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Speaker 2: and was only found out after he was set to

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Speaker 2: win an award.

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Speaker 3: That's brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is why King Garcia he's skipped work

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Speaker 2: for six years.

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Speaker 3: No one noticed that he's over in Spain.

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Speaker 2: So the Spaniards, you, I don't want to cast dispersions,

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Speaker 2: but really they don't have the big biggest worker ethic.

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Speaker 3: Well I don't know about that.

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Speaker 4: You see, there might be some very hard working Spaniards around.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure there are. But this bloke's a bit of

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Speaker 4: a genius, isn't he six years coping the paycheck?

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Speaker 3: Yep?

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Speaker 4: And he then he got an award and he turned

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Speaker 4: up and they go, who the hell are you?

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Speaker 3: He's worked for the government? Is this is?

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Speaker 2: He was a building supervisor for a water treatment plant

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Speaker 2: in Spain. He worked there for more than twenty years,

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Speaker 2: and then he just stopped showing up and no one noticed,

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Speaker 2: and he thought, I'll try my luck, see how long

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Speaker 2: this goes? For for six years, amazingly at work. The

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Speaker 2: whole time, he collected his annual salary of forty one

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars five hundred years.

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Speaker 3: Over six years. You are very good on the MATSK

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Speaker 3: two hundred and forty grand. Look at that. Why'd you

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Speaker 3: a bit over two and forty years? And it's still

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Speaker 3: that is, mate. Look, I got a tape measure in

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Speaker 3: my hand. I just had things up all the time.

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Speaker 4: I had a young blake that turned up for work

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Speaker 4: wanting to be an apprentice, and I used to put

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Speaker 4: them on for a little bit to see how they'd go.

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Speaker 4: And will was hard work back in those days. And

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Speaker 4: at about I think it was about eleven o'clock, I

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Speaker 4: found him asleep in the wardrobe. He'd had a tough morning,

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Speaker 4: and I said, but I don't think you cut out

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Speaker 4: for this. You're asleep in the wardrobe after about four hours.

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Speaker 2: And you've run a lot of building projects. Well, I

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Speaker 2: used to, But would you agree? And I've worked as

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Speaker 2: a labor on many building sites. There's nothing worse when

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Speaker 2: they've told you to look busy.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well, I mean we do that on television of it,

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Speaker 4: you know, like if we've got the cameras rowling and

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Speaker 4: there's you know, other tradesmen in the background, but they

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Speaker 4: can't go while we're talking to someone sometimes very rarely.

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Speaker 4: You know, just look busy, boys, because you can't just

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Speaker 4: stand there staring at the camera in the background because

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Speaker 4: you got other trades in there. So just measure something, boys.

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Speaker 4: I'm only going to be talking for one minute and

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Speaker 4: then you can get back to work. And because they

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Speaker 4: want to have start up, they want to start circular

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Speaker 4: saws and stuff like that, and just look busy. We

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Speaker 4: always say that, you know, for thirty seconds, and then

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Speaker 4: then I leave and they can get back into it.

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Speaker 3: But it is hard to do that because you measure

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Speaker 3: things about eight times. Yeah, tape measure in, tape measure out.

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Speaker 3: I've of fro noticed they're very thorough on the block.

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Speaker 2: Heck, why does Keith get so then if they're always

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Speaker 2: measuring everything, Yes.

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Speaker 3: That's right, Well that's right. We measure everything five times,

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Speaker 3: not once. Hey, that's exactly what you do. But I

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Speaker 3: back in the days when I used.

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Speaker 2: To work for a living, I work down at the

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Speaker 2: resort down the snow and this is when they were

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Speaker 2: building Blue Couse Ski Resort. Yes, so it was heading

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Speaker 2: up to the start of the season. Everyone was going

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Speaker 2: to be there and they just needed laborers to do

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Speaker 2: a little bit of spackle around the place and if

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Speaker 2: you could do a little bit of concreting and stuff

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 3: But we got there.

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Speaker 2: They'd hired too many laborers with nothing for us to do,

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Speaker 2: and they said, look, there's government ministers around.

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Speaker 3: You just got to look busy. Yep.

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Speaker 2: I'd carry a bucket of cement around with me, and

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Speaker 3: It nearly killed me just trying to come up with

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Speaker 4: Taxpayer money too, by the way, it was taxpayer money.

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Speaker 3: And I have your bludging on the people I have

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Speaker 3: killed a bad well. I wanted to work. I wanted

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Speaker 3: to work hard. I wanted to work hard. You're a

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Speaker 3: work ethic, mate, that's my work ethic. How long you've

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Speaker 4: At Bundy three in the morning since two thousand and three?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty twenty odd years, it is. It's twenty one years,

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Speaker 3: twenty one years. You know.

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Speaker 2: When I first started doing it, I remember, I used

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Speaker 3: I'd get up out of bed. Now, used to think

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Speaker 3: I'm just gonna I'm going to kill over.

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Speaker 4: It's a tough one, like really hard getting up at

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Speaker 4: that time. Yeah, and continually doing it forever. And you

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Speaker 4: know the amount that you drink on a Sunday night,

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Speaker 4: it must be difficult joking, you don't.

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Speaker 3: I know you're very responsible.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you missed under the bus well Mane.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's been great talking to you, Scuttie.

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Speaker 2: Look out for the block that's back on the telly.

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Speaker 3: When is it.

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Speaker 4: It's coming on after the Olympics on nine and nine now, okay,

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Speaker 4: and we're keen, we're ready to go. We've done three

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Speaker 4: months of building and it's looking really sharp and fun

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Speaker 4: and it's going to be it's going to be a

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Speaker 4: great series number twenty.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And you'll be showing up to work every day

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Speaker 2: and not like Joaquin Gassin, I'll be there.

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Speaker 3: You'll be getting all the awards. You got to imagine

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Speaker 3: if you've got a log award and you hadn't been

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Speaker 3: seen on Telly for ages. Imagine another one.

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Speaker 2: The time old question where do you put your sauce?

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Speaker 2: Where do you keep your sauce? Do you keep it

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Speaker 2: in the fridge or do you keep it in the pantry.

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Speaker 2: Jessica Row, I keep it in the fridge. I keep

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Speaker 2: pretty much all of our condiments in the fridge.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if that's a good idea, but anything

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Speaker 5: with the lid that I've opened, I keep in the fridge.

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Speaker 6: I also keep cereal in the fridge.

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Speaker 3: Keeps the pantry mouths out.

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Speaker 7: Well, that's what I reckon.

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Speaker 3: Now you're right, it's not what you reckon. I put

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Speaker 3: my rice in the fridge.

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Speaker 6: Do you what the rice? The microwave rice in a bag?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: No, because that's sealed in a bag. Your beard's mighty,

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Speaker 3: and your long grain.

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Speaker 7: I'm the crapouse guidance would you put?

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Speaker 2: You know you shouldn't be eating that stuff either. Oh,

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Speaker 2: that's full of microplastics. No, it's full of micro says

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Speaker 2: that Uncle Ben's stuff. It's full of microplastic.

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Speaker 6: Who says this?

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Speaker 3: The internet? The internet, and they've never been wrong, No.

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Speaker 2: Never, No.

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Speaker 6: Microwave rice is the best. It's quick and easy.

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Speaker 3: Met it's easy, and it is yummy, except for the microplastics.

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Speaker 2: You know, you're not want to be like a turtle

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Speaker 2: inhaling all those microplastics.

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Speaker 6: Oh, you've made me, but turtles turtles inhale.

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Speaker 3: The microplastics are going to the sea.

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Speaker 5: Oh, yes, you've really taking me off on a tention

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Speaker 5: here I'm thinking about turtles eating.

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Speaker 3: Rice and eating the rice.

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Speaker 2: The turtles are inhaling the microplastics in the sea. Someone

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Speaker 2: throws a straw into the sea, a turtle inhales that straw.

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Speaker 2: Microplastics go within. So when they're making the microwave rice,

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Speaker 2: this is what I heard the process. The machine puts

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Speaker 2: microplastics into the rice.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I'm going to have to research this.

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Speaker 3: Do you research? I will.

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Speaker 6: I'm going to do a deep dive.

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Speaker 3: We have other fish to fryday.

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Speaker 2: Because the people the arbiter of whether you keep your

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Speaker 2: sauce in the pantry or the fridge, Muster Foods have

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Speaker 2: spoken and they've kept out of this debate for a

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Speaker 3: But now they have come out and says Master Foods

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Speaker 3: will always recommend keeping it in the freege.

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Speaker 5: Ah.

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Speaker 6: That is good to know. They finally said that's what

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Speaker 6: you need to do. What do they say about vegimi though.

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Speaker 3: Vegemite it's got a lot of salt in it, but

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Speaker 3: that's not their wheelhouse.

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Speaker 2: By the way, Master Foods don't own vegemite, so they

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Speaker 2: get well away from that. But vegiminite, it's yeast salt.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty much it's got a half life of a

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Speaker 2: thousand years.

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Speaker 5: Do you know? Once though, with my veggie which I

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Speaker 5: hadn't put in the fridge, I opened it and it

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Speaker 5: was covered in mold. No.

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Speaker 6: Yes, And I was surprised.

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Speaker 2: Someone's double dipped, someone's put some butter from sandwich, Yes,

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Speaker 2: gone into the vegemite.

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Speaker 6: And I never thought about that. That might have even

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Speaker 5: Probably making veggie sandwiches all the kids.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it definitely would have been you.

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Speaker 6: Ah, all these things I'm learning.

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Speaker 3: That's what Petie said to me. He said, can you

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Speaker 3: have a word to pussy Cat?

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna put vegemite on toast, don't go the

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Speaker 2: butter into the vegemite. You can put the vegemite into

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Speaker 2: the butter. It looks unsightly, but it's not going to

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Speaker 2: contaminate or go off because it's vegemite.

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Speaker 6: What about peanut butter? What do you do with peanut butter?

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Speaker 3: I kept that in the cupboard. You don't put in

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Speaker 3: the fridge because it gets too stiff. It's got a

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Speaker 5: Ah, how are you the arbiter the yoda on all

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Speaker 5: of what to put in and out of the fridge?

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Speaker 2: Well, I just I've always been a I was raised

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Speaker 2: by a mother who used by dates to like a suggestion.

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Speaker 2: I went round to her house just recently and she

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Speaker 2: had American mustard there, and I'm like, oh, look, Muster

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Speaker 2: Foods have released the classic mustard label from when I

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Speaker 2: was a kid, and I'm slathering it on my thing.

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Speaker 2: And then look at the used by date nineteen eighty four.

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Speaker 2: No way, it's classic mustard from nineteen eighty four. I said, mum,

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Speaker 2: this has been around for more than thirty years.

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Speaker 6: And you were fine, though, weren't you. Nothing happened to you.

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Speaker 3: Well that's not the point, Jessica, But I.

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Speaker 6: Think that is a good point to remember you were.

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Speaker 6: You were okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But still I wouldn't subscribe to eating off foods.

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Speaker 3: I just don't. I don't think some way to do.

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Speaker 5: But perhaps it's about the wording. It's not off, it's

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Speaker 5: just older aged. It's aged mustard.

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Speaker 3: It's age mustard.

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Speaker 2: It's the cutting room for yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Jis

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Speaker 2: you an Amanda's cunning room flour? Todd mckennie in for

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Speaker 2: Amanda Keller and having you done a great job today?

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Speaker 3: Had Well, I've had fun, I've finally woken up. It

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Speaker 3: was a bit bleary eye.

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Speaker 2: You did do breakfast radio with Sonya Krueger. I did

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Speaker 2: it for a couple of years, and you competed against us.

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Speaker 2: We did it down the corridor in the same studio,

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Speaker 2: so it was weird, which that station now has completely

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Speaker 2: gone mix on six point five.

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Speaker 8: Do you know I remember because we were literally, as

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Speaker 3: You like it? Well, it's it looks like something being

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Speaker 3: And that's where it's been delivered, I would imagine.

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Speaker 8: And once they start these drone deliveries, that's going to

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Speaker 2: Said, where's the Guzman. Hasn't you know, hasn't arrived And

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Speaker 3: Oh so it was cold. Yeah, he just left. He

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Speaker 2: So this is the thing.

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Speaker 2: I think they get lazy. I think they get really busy.

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Speaker 2: How hard is it to ring a door? I've had

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Speaker 3: And I didn't know what it was.

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Speaker 2: It was pool equipment. So it was a creepy Crawley pool.

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Speaker 2: You know the tube that feeds the creepy Crawley.

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Speaker 3: It was that.

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Speaker 2: It was a whole stack of pool salts, and it

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Speaker 8: I have a man that comes over and yellow likerathong, right,

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Speaker 8: So I thought, what do I do with that? Just

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Speaker 2: Why is Todd McKenny. It looked like my career was over.

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Speaker 2: I've suddenly become a delivery I was expecting husband Kowaja,

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Speaker 2: it's delivery. No, it's Todd Kenny's subjaded old tappans. That's

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Speaker 2: Todd mckenny's creepy Crawley. It's my little side hustle delivery

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Speaker 3: So how do they get that stuff wrong?

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Speaker 2: Like they don't read and that's what they just say, Oh,

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Speaker 3: I'll just dump all this stuff there. That's it. That's

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Speaker 2: They've got to take away from Crown Street, but it

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Speaker 8: I'm off to Venice in a minute to an art fair. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: go to that, you can go I could do that.

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Speaker 3: I could do that. I could do that.

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Speaker 2: Or you know Jackson Pollock who Blue Poles Painting, Yes,

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Speaker 2: goth Whitlam bought that in nineteen seventy something for one

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Speaker 3: This this palm tree is stuck to a thing with

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Speaker 2: I think it would be hard to do and maybe

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'm on some obscure YouTube channel lugging it into

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Speaker 3: There it is wackiest home deliveries. It's the whole new

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Speaker 3: segment for the show, Husband Kawaji with the pusban to

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Speaker 2: Could do it Hawaiian shirt with Miraccas and making a

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Speaker 3: It is. Yeah, I'll co host it with you, thinking

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Speaker 2: Something we missed on the show was this story about

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Speaker 3: There's no head.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, like, is that how it how it came?

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Speaker 3: That's no? No, Well do they I'm sure headless ones?

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Speaker 7: Or does the head come off?

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Speaker 2: Isn't the the world is terrible if people are ordering that,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I went, so, at what point are you

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Speaker 7: What point are you going from you yessen to a doll?

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Speaker 3: Well exactly, but you know, I could see, like people

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Speaker 3: That's true that I started having it off with it

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Speaker 2: Here we are the lady and I sort of have

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Speaker 3: It's on a beach.

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Speaker 7: It's kind of washed up there that. No, you wouldn't

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Speaker 2: No one wants to see that. So three police officers responded.

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Speaker 7: It, straight to Scotland Yard.

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Speaker 2: And they thought it was a real book, and they've

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Speaker 7: See what you think about it a stick and see

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Speaker 3: So they would have been relieved.

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Speaker 2: They've gone over there and they've poked it with a stick,

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Speaker 2: One day I was walking down my street and I

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Speaker 2: It's a tree stump, two tree stumps together, and the

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Speaker 9: You're just like my husband, right, So I wear glasses

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Speaker 9: because I'm not too vain to wear glasses. He's constantly

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Speaker 9: and hounds of Baskerville's time for the glasses.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's funny you say that I do go and

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Speaker 3: get my eyes checked quite regularly, Do you do? And yeah,

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Speaker 3: I do? I do. You know, just you don't check

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Speaker 3: my macula?

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Speaker 7: Do you pay attention to what they say?

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Speaker 3: And they do?

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Speaker 2: And the guy said, what I've got, I've got this

449
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Speaker 2: like stigmatism. One eye is short and one eye is long, right,

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Speaker 2: So they correct each other. Is that how that's what

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Speaker 2: he said?

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Speaker 7: They just seeing tree stump dogs.

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Speaker 3: This is the eye guy. It was a very effective illusion.

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Speaker 9: Okay, well yeah, I mean I can see how you

455
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Speaker 9: can go having very effective I.

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Speaker 3: Was waving at a palm tree thinking that it was

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Speaker 3: a friend of mine.

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Speaker 7: Do you ever say hello to those yard dudes?

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Speaker 2: Now I go in and buy stuff, all the goods

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Speaker 2: they have on offer, not outside of sections.

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Speaker 7: You can't see the price.

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Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, it's time for jonesianamandas gotten room floor. Liz

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Speaker 2: Ellis is in for Amanda and this is right in

464
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Speaker 2: your wheelhouse. I know the netball never made it to

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Speaker 2: the Olympics.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for bringing that up. I don want to

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Speaker 3: rub salt into wounds.

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Speaker 2: Yes, open winds. But you know what, I reckon you

469
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Speaker 2: would have made it. It would have been a given

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Speaker 2: that you would have got a gold medal.

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Speaker 3: Do you want to think about that?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, no, I reckon we would have got a gold

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Speaker 10: medal too. So yes, And I hate the fact that

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Speaker 10: we are not in the Olympics as much as I

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Speaker 10: love the Olympics.

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Speaker 3: Sure, and if you were in the Olympics and you

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Speaker 3: won a gold medal.

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Speaker 2: Second question, A part of my question is would you

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Speaker 2: have got an Olympics rings tattoo?

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Speaker 10: I would have just been a sheep and gone and

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Speaker 10: got an Olympics Well, I think I think you can

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Speaker 10: get an Olympics ring tattoo even if you don't win

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Speaker 10: a gold medal. I think if you go to the Olympics,

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Speaker 10: it's enough of an achievement. And like these guys who

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Speaker 10: go off to the Olympics are just adonicis so as

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Speaker 10: if you wouldn't want to stick a five ring tattoo

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Speaker 10: on your pecks.

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Speaker 3: They just looked good.

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Speaker 2: I was reading where it actually started and it was

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Speaker 2: went back to nineteen eighty eight and it was Christopher Jacobs.

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Speaker 2: He started it at the Sole Olympics. You got the

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Speaker 2: rings tattooed. Yeah, right, Did he win a gold medal?

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Speaker 3: I'm not too sure.

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Speaker 2: There's not any other details there, but he just got

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Speaker 2: the tattoo. But then there are other people that were

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Speaker 2: getting tattoos. Yes, so they before they went to the Olympics.

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Speaker 6: Yes, Oh no, I think you've got to go to

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Speaker 6: the Olympics first.

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Speaker 3: You can't.

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Speaker 10: You can't get a pre Olympics tat before you turn

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Speaker 10: up there because so many things can happen, and what

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Speaker 10: happens if you get your tat and then you don't

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Speaker 10: actually like you get injured or something happens and you

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Speaker 10: actually don't go. Like, I think that's a very that's

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Speaker 10: a risky play. And like I was a bit of

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Speaker 10: a I was a bit superstitious when I was an athlete.

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Speaker 10: So one of the things that I was superstitious about

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Speaker 10: was that if you had to go and do a

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Speaker 10: photo shoot, like we need a captain, they send you

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Speaker 10: out to do photo shoots with the trophy, so either

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Speaker 10: you know, the super Netball Trophy or the World Cup trophy.

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Speaker 10: And I had a superstition that if we hadn't won

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Speaker 10: the trophy the last time, then I couldn't touch the

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Speaker 10: trophy until we won it. So for example, two thousand

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Speaker 10: and seven, I was a captain of the Diamonds for

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Speaker 10: the World Cup and we had to do these photosh

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Speaker 10: and because New Zealand had won the two thousand and

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Speaker 10: three World Cup, I didn't want to touch the trophy

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Speaker 10: until until I'd won it, until my team had won it.

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Speaker 6: So the moment you touch it then it's a bit special.

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Speaker 10: Right, Yes, yes, man, it worked it worked, we won,

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Speaker 10: So I mean the four years of hard work and blood,

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Speaker 10: sweat and tears we put in may have may have

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Speaker 10: played a part.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to, you know, put it all on

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Speaker 6: the superstition.

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Speaker 10: But so but I would think that getting the tat

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Speaker 10: before you go the Olympics it's just tempting fake get

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Speaker 10: it and you don't have to win a gold medal,

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Speaker 10: but you do have to.

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Speaker 6: Actually walk in the door.

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Speaker 3: Have you got any tattoos?

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Speaker 5: I do?

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Speaker 6: It's not the Olympic rings.

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Speaker 10: I should have got the Olympic rings with just like

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Speaker 10: a big you know those big no entry circle and

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Speaker 10: stripe the top I do have. I've got a little

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Speaker 10: gecko tattooed on my back right, Yeah, it's a lizard.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and why is that? Liz?

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Speaker 10: Liz and one of my a very dear friend of mine.

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Speaker 10: She spent some time working up in northwest western Australia

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Speaker 10: years ago and got this gecko tattooed and unfortunately sadly

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Speaker 10: away from breast cancer. So a few of us, whose

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Speaker 10: sister and her friends, we all got the same tattoo.

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Speaker 10: So it's a really lovely memory. So yeah, my mum

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Speaker 10: wasn't very happy about me getting a tattoo because you know,

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Speaker 10: I'm fifty and you still care about what your mum thinks, obviously,

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Speaker 10: but she was, she was more understanding.

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Speaker 6: When she knew that it was because of Linda and

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Speaker 6: that story as well.

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Speaker 3: And everyone's got a tattoo now, I know, like you know,

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Speaker 3: it's like you know.

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Speaker 10: On this show you talk about what gets your gooolies

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Speaker 10: against my gool is that I was an early adopter

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Speaker 10: and everyone's got everyone's got tattoo.

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Speaker 3: I got to make them.

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Speaker 2: Used to be the president of the Hell's Angels and

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Speaker 2: he said, well, hang on there, the Britster is more

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Speaker 2: tattooed than I am.

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Speaker 10: I suspect the Hell's Angels were early adopters, very early adoptors.

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Speaker 10: Here's my piece of gratuitous advice for aspiring Olympians. Don't

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Speaker 10: get the tats until you've walked in the door at

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Speaker 10: the Olympics and actually competed. Then, once you've done, go

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Speaker 10: for your life, get all the Olympic tats. A hooy hoy, yeah,

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Speaker 10: get it on your hooy.

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Speaker 3: Come back to Tusi and the band That's County