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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon everyone. Well, I don't know when you're listening

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Speaker 2: to this. Could be in the morning, could be in

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Speaker 2: the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Feel like we have this conversation at the start of

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Speaker 1: every podcast.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just because I automated flick into a

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Speaker 2: good afternoon. Yes, I say during whaling money and when

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Speaker 2: someone tells me to speak at the end of the show,

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Speaker 2: my brain's not working as well, and I just flick

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Speaker 2: into good afternoon again. So in other words, you shove

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Speaker 2: it shoving, do the anchoring, you little bitch.

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Speaker 3: All right, get I guys here, you going, Welcome to

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Speaker 3: the podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's good, it's past.

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Speaker 3: The podcast title is called Naked, Slippery and a Bit Silly,

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Speaker 3: because that was our show today.

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Speaker 1: We were both nude, slippery, beautiful and we got a

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Speaker 1: little bit silly. We did a little bit Jesus Jamie

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Speaker 1: Wild show.

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Speaker 3: Jamie Oliver joins us, you're going to hear about two

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Speaker 3: brothers putting themselves in a bath. You're going to hear

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Speaker 3: about the father and the son put in the shower.

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Speaker 2: What do you need? Mate?

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Speaker 1: Was just where I started playing with his spirit.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we talked about Elvis Presley's left testicle. I mean,

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Speaker 3: this really was a show.

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Speaker 2: We did the great shows, one of the great shows.

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Speaker 1: A couple of chicken filets in the pool. I mean,

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Speaker 1: we've all been there. We get chicken fillards.

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Speaker 3: But well, you know, I don't need to say anymore

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Speaker 3: because I'm sure you guys are already going, well, buddy,

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Speaker 3: let us.

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Speaker 1: Get to it. So I'll let you get to it.

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Speaker 1: Here you go, guys, this is that podcast. Enjoy with

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Speaker 1: a side of steamed penis.

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Speaker 2: We're about to play some audio which I've been looking

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Speaker 2: forward to all day.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you have been. I've been a bit stressed

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: So last week you had a mental health day and

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Speaker 3: on that day we were interviewing celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 1: We tried to move it, he couldn't move. So I

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Speaker 1: went one on one with Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm just a bit of a weird guy,

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Speaker 3: you know, And he alongs have been a bit of

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Speaker 3: fun and I think I've got some pretty good questions

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Speaker 3: in there. Yeah, but yeah, things do get a bit

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Speaker 3: weird here, and I apologize for that.

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Speaker 1: You haven't heard this yet. Here is my one on

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Speaker 1: one chat with Jimmy Oliver.

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Speaker 4: The last time we had our next guest on he

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Speaker 4: was recounting the time he saw Woody's chippulater and tried

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Speaker 4: to give.

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Speaker 1: Him some advice on how to.

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Speaker 5: Solve his ibs.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately, since then one hasn't.

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Speaker 5: Improved an the other's still there.

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Speaker 3: But will let you.

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Speaker 4: Make your own mind up on which ones which to

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Speaker 4: be honest, I don't know why he's gone back, only

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Speaker 4: because he's got a.

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Speaker 1: New book out here to.

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Speaker 4: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: It's the chef who has to watch.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't cook his own schippulater.

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Speaker 1: It's the naked chef himself.

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Speaker 2: Jemmy Oliver, all right.

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Speaker 6: Hello mates, how's it going.

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Speaker 1: I'm really good man.

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Speaker 2: How are you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Good, good.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations on recipe book number twenty five. My first question,

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Speaker 3: are you ever concerned that you'll just get to the

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Speaker 3: point where you've cooked everything?

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Speaker 7: I guess in the background, but I've never run out

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Speaker 7: quite a different promise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I think

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Speaker 7: I think, I think when you write a good book,

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Speaker 6: But one of the things.

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Speaker 7: Is like, you've got to be really clear about what

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Speaker 1: Mind, and I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: This will always be remembered as the moment that Jamie

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Speaker 7: But anyway, sorry dude, I interrupted you.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, all good.

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Speaker 3: Well, speaking of not been out of travel, I do

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Speaker 3: love the message behind the new book, but it is

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Speaker 3: called Together, Your twenty fifth Recipe Book, and I love

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Speaker 3: the blurb at the start here Jamie talking about making

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Speaker 3: food that says I love you because I have a

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Speaker 1: Right now.

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Speaker 3: It's my girlfriend's twenty seventh birthday next Thursday.

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Speaker 6: Night, twenty seven. What an age, come on.

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Speaker 1: I know, very exciting, very exciting. You thirty two.

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Speaker 6: No, at least forty five.

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Speaker 1: Piss off joking, it's in my bald counterpart. You think

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Speaker 3: So it's going to carry on her twenty seventh birthday party.

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Speaker 3: And obviously we're in lockdown so no one else can

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Speaker 1: I want to create a meal which.

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Speaker 3: Says I care about you, but also I'm a little

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Speaker 1: What's the meal for that situation?

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Speaker 6: And what is what?

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Speaker 7: Like instead of telling you what you should do, can

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Speaker 7: I tell you what you shouldn't do?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Please?

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Speaker 7: So basically, when I was your age, which was a

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Speaker 7: thought the coolest thing to do, which is why you

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Speaker 7: Naked, yeah, once, But there's an ending to the story,

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Speaker 7: so you won't or you shouldn't copy this. So literally,

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Speaker 7: This is a true story, dude, Yeah, go on, but

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Speaker 7: but but half I checked the sea bass halfway through,

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, no true story.

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Speaker 6: What happened?

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Speaker 1: So Button Bush and Joel organized the Zoom meeting with Jamie.

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Speaker 3: Oliver and he hasn't got your finger at me. He

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Speaker 3: hasn't got premium. So we lost connection. We lost connection

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Speaker 3: and just just cut off. There was just panic everywhere

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Speaker 3: from everyone because we lost Jamie Olber in the.

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Speaker 1: Middle of a story where he's cooking in the.

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Speaker 2: Notes with a bow around his penis.

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Speaker 3: The great news is, wow, we did manage to get

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Speaker 3: out what happens.

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Speaker 5: You can't go wrong when I'm not here.

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Speaker 1: It was a comedy, he used.

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Speaker 5: Joel zoom account and he didn't have premium.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a comedy of theirs.

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 1: The good news though, is we've got Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of money. We've got him at the

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Speaker 2: clock going like because it goes two minutes later and.

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Speaker 1: Were the end of that story. He's nude in the

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Speaker 5: His John seas out of the oven.

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Speaker 3: We get the end of that story right up next,

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Speaker 3: Very good, Right up next, Woody One on one with

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Speaker 2: Last week I had a mental health day wards, which

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Speaker 2: guests that day in Jamie Oliver. If you guys have

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Speaker 2: missed any of this, please get it on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: You've missed the opening question of.

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Speaker 5: Are you ever worried you'll cook?

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Speaker 1: It's done twenty five books.

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Speaker 5: For future chefs. You were worried you'll cook?

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Speaker 2: It was like, no, get that on the podcast, but

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Speaker 5: So he got cut off half way.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, he's got cut off halfway. Luckily we were

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Speaker 3: of a story where he's totally naked in his kitchen. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he's tied a bow around his penis. Yeah, awaiting a

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Speaker 2: Yes, her birthday. He's doing a sexy dinner for her.

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Speaker 6: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Luckily we got him back, and here is the

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Speaker 3: I believe where we left you, Jamie, though, it was

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Speaker 1: You were in your kitchen.

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Speaker 3: Everything's romantic, the lights, you've got chard a plane, you've

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Speaker 1: You're nude apart from a bow around you Johnson.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, a red bow. Just to be specific, a red boat.

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Speaker 3: Was that like a pre tied bow. What did you

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Speaker 3: do the tying of the bow on your own?

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Speaker 1: Johnson?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? I tied it and it was a double knot.

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Speaker 1: Of course it was. Of course it was now.

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Speaker 6: Because if you do a single one it might slip.

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Speaker 1: Of course. No, of course was there room for excitement.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the point, young, young, young.

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Speaker 1: Jedi writing these secrets down.

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Speaker 3: So why was this a bad idea, because we're getting

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Speaker 7: Going to tell me, look, okay, it's very frustrating German

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Speaker 6: Perfect laser.

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Speaker 7: Shot of steam attacked my penis and and the pain

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Speaker 3: Jamie Oliver's Together, You're a legend, mate.

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Speaker 8: It's funny how you're able to have so much compassion

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Speaker 3: Idiot because you open yourself up when you forget someone,

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Speaker 2: Have a think about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, totally me too.

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Speaker 2: Podcast We have got Woody's Believe It or Not? Now,

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Speaker 2: before you play your opener Woods. Before you play your open,

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Speaker 2: I'd like to on that I won last week first

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Speaker 3: Twenty year old Malaysian man had his phone style when

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Speaker 5: Tell me that's fake.

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Speaker 1: That's a fake story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's devastating. I have spent the last seven days

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Speaker 1: It's time believe.

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Speaker 3: So the game is simple. I bring up stories or facts.

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Speaker 5: Sure?

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Speaker 2: Oh good. So this means you can't use exotic foreign

450
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:27,800
Speaker 2: names you've used previously, which I found out last time.

451
00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:31,480
Speaker 2: He was poaching real foreign names from other stories. And

452
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,679
Speaker 2: then replacing them in the story to swindle me.

453
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Speaker 1: That's how hard I work, mate, that is how hard

454
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Speaker 1: I work.

455
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Speaker 2: Okay, what what like?

456
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Speaker 3: I know he's the biggest thing of my week. All right,

457
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Speaker 3: right now we're on a lockdown. All right, here we go.

458
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Speaker 3: This one's on Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson once saw a

459
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,800
Speaker 3: bloke on the street who we thought looked like him.

460
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Speaker 1: It's like a doppelganger. He paid the bloke three hundred

461
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Speaker 1: thousand dollars to legally change his name to Mini Mike.

462
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

463
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,760
Speaker 2: Now, Mike Tyson, as we all know, is an absolute

464
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,280
Speaker 2: nut job and lost I think a lot of money

465
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Speaker 2: over the over the journey.

466
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Speaker 3: Would he have paid three hundred thousand dollars for someone

467
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Speaker 3: to legally change their name to Minnie Mike?

468
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,920
Speaker 2: He would have been paid a lot of.

469
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Speaker 3: Money Mike Tyson. Yes, oh yeah, yeah, huge. He's made

470
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Speaker 3: it back by the way. He owns a very successful

471
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Speaker 3: cannabis business.

472
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's right.

473
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

474
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Speaker 2: But would he go up to somebody and ask him

475
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Speaker 2: to change their name he lost three hundred million?

476
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Speaker 5: Wow, gee whiz, would he go up.

477
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,640
Speaker 2: To someone and change Well, if you lost three hundred million, sure,

478
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:42,000
Speaker 2: I think it's true.

479
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm up to a great start.

480
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 5: You can see that would have been true.

481
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Speaker 3: Though he has spent two point three million dollars on

482
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Speaker 3: a bath made of gold.

483
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,960
Speaker 1: Wow, so he's a big spin Anyway.

484
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,720
Speaker 2: Up next we have more of that to Believe it

485
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Speaker 2: or not, Everyone does a flip of the coin that one.

486
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Speaker 1: I'm up to a good start.

487
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Speaker 2: Off for a very good good I think it's just

488
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,600
Speaker 2: proving that the game is almost unbeatable. I was lucky

489
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,520
Speaker 2: last week. You're you're the dealer at the casino. You're

490
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 2: the casino.

491
00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:06,640
Speaker 5: Just come.

492
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. It's time for believe

493
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Speaker 1: it or not.

494
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:20,360
Speaker 3: He's got some weird facts and stores.

495
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,560
Speaker 5: Some of them are real.

496
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Speaker 3: Some alrighty one nil up. This is best of five,

497
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Speaker 3: first to three. Here we go today we are doing

498
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 3: things that celebrities have blown their cash on.

499
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, not my strong suit as well. Yeah, celebrities

500
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,760
Speaker 2: strong my strong suit.

501
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 1: But you know you should be able to tell no, no, no.

502
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,360
Speaker 2: I shouldn't be able to tell. I think that's important here. Well,

503
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,440
Speaker 2: I'm the drunk guy that rocked up at a casino

504
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,880
Speaker 2: table at one hundred at five o'clock in the morning

505
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 2: and one dollar table, and you're the very sober croupier

506
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 2: who's just rocked up and spotted a fish.

507
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,480
Speaker 3: I don't know what a croupier is, but if it's

508
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 3: destroying you, then I'm up for all.

509
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 1: Right, here's one. It's one about Madonna Madge. She's got

510
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 1: some cash she wants bought.

511
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 3: This is for an unconfirmed amount, to be fair, but

512
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 3: she once bought Elvis's left testicle, which she keeps in

513
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 3: a jar in her house.

514
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 2: That is what I hate about this game, because, like

515
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:24,000
Speaker 2: you know, left, if I say that that's real, then

516
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it's real, and then afterwards you're

517
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 2: gonna go, I can't believe you thought that was real.

518
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: She bought a testicle. That's what everyone's going to do.

519
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: I can't believe me saying that.

520
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,360
Speaker 1: Say it's fake, then stop talking.

521
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 2: To me like you're carry ane Kenneley, Like, just you don't.

522
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 2: You don't instantly become a wanker as soon as this

523
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 2: segment starts, but you do.

524
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Speaker 3: You call Kenny absolutely, Oh my goodness, we love cac

525
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:55,920
Speaker 3: on this show. Come on, did Madonna buy Elvis's left

526
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 3: testicle which she keeps in a jar.

527
00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 2: She's weird. I don't think it's true. I think it's fake.

528
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 6: That is fake.

529
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 2: Saved myself that I made, save myself a right one

530
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Speaker 2: or geek, it's best three my one win away from

531
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Speaker 2: a win. No, no SPCTI five because I think it's something.

532
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 2: It's best three, it's best to three. I'm sorry, I'm

533
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,120
Speaker 2: to produce three. You're just worried that I could close

534
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:22,719
Speaker 2: out another one.

535
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 5: I'm going to close out another one.

536
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: For a week.

537
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Speaker 5: The finale.

538
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 2: Don't you look at it?

539
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 5: It's the You know we're gonna go to Dravick. You

540
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,719
Speaker 5: know you know we do.

541
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Speaker 1: I won't do it.

542
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,159
Speaker 2: I won't, buddy, what do we we can do the

543
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 2: other one on the other side.

544
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:45,359
Speaker 1: Of I can't believe that.

545
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 5: You run the clock down with your crap chat. Sorry

546
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,880
Speaker 5: but you you carry and kidling me a little while ago.

547
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 5: Just get into it.

548
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 1: There we go?

549
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 6: All right?

550
00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 2: So this is it?

551
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:56,600
Speaker 6: This is it.

552
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: You gotta pick your favorite one now, all right? Do

553
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 1: we got God?

554
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 2: This would be an absolute as another wild victory, another

555
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 2: wild victory for the boy that nobody wanted.

556
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 5: Here we go. Everyone loves the guy. I'm aboged to

557
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 5: walk out of the casino with ten thousands of dollars.

558
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:15,679
Speaker 2: Everyone can go to the chatouse with me.

559
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:16,800
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.

560
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 3: Kanye West, Oh god, yeah, Okay, it's a story about

561
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 3: Kanye West. He's got cash.

562
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 1: He once paid over two thousand dollars for a first

563
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 1: class seat on a plane for his spirit.

564
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 2: That's so Kanye West, isn't it.

565
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: So it's just an empty seat on a.

566
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Speaker 2: Plane Kanye West. And he's just so Kanye West. We

567
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 2: all know. That's how much did he pay for it?

568
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: Over two thousand dollars.

569
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,200
Speaker 2: Two thousand dollars absolute chump change for him.

570
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: So he chose to do a first class seat though?

571
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it's chump change for him. Its Kanye West,

572
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 2: like two thousand dollars. Think about it? Because he is

573
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 2: he worth billions?

574
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 3: Kanye Yeah, he produces music. Oh don't he's worth billions.

575
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 3: But he's worth hundreds of millions.

576
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 2: It'd be like, yeah, honest, I think it'd be like

577
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 2: buying another fifty dollars train ticket.

578
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,679
Speaker 1: But what moron just buys from an empty seat on

579
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Speaker 1: a It's.

580
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 2: True, it's very kne I think you're bluffing me. I

581
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 2: think it's fake.

582
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:23,280
Speaker 10: Yeses two to go?

583
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: Wow, I hate this, The.

584
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Speaker 5: Wolf for the Will of Wall Streets, the Woody podcast Woodrow.

585
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 2: There's a satirical piece in the par Tudor Advocate today

586
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 2: about a girl running cross country as a horse, which

587
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 2: I found very funny as a horse as a horse,

588
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: ten laps, neighing and galloping, it's all fools. It's a satirical. Seriously, Yeah,

589
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,159
Speaker 2: but it did remind me. It did remind me a

590
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 2: little bit of school cross country days, which were either

591
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: they fell into one of three brackets. They were either

592
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 2: hysterical for you, so you are they walked at the

593
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: back and cracked a whole bunch of gags at your mates.

594
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:03,679
Speaker 1: Take it seriously.

595
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 2: They were terrifying for you, like you got really nervous

596
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 2: because you took it really seriously, or they were just

597
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 2: really embarrassing. Four you it all. I'm gonna say, not

598
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: a good day.

599
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: It's my favorite day of the calendar.

600
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Speaker 3: Yes, I looked forward to cross country more than anything, right,

601
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 3: I bloody loved it.

602
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: Took it very seriously. I would like meal prep leading

603
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: up to cross country.

604
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 2: What do you mean you just exclusively cheese letuce sandwiches.

605
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was meal prep. But I was like,

606
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: I was bordling calorie counting before cross country, and then

607
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: I'm like I would get to the event like four

608
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 1: hours beforehand as well and just like run warm up laps. Wow,

609
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 1: it was.

610
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually quite tragic, it is, isn't it Like

611
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 3: very tracked.

612
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,440
Speaker 2: You've got some real dietary demons from that age.

613
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, plenty, amongst so many other demons outside

614
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 3: of dietary.

615
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: But I loved it, love them all the time.

616
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Speaker 2: You pulled out of your eight hundred meters raised one

617
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 2: year so that you could focus on the fifteen.

618
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 3: As a twelve year old. It's the first time. Like

619
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Speaker 3: the school coldn't believe it.

620
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: They were like, excuse me, events because this is at

621
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: the zones, so I want to ask at my school.

622
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: And then I was like, sorry, I will not take

623
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: the position. And what do you mean events?

624
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 5: Well, that's fair enough. And then if you're the best,

625
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,239
Speaker 5: you're the best.

626
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter how old you are.

627
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 1: And I was the best, But.

628
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 5: No one's challenging you. Put it down.

629
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: Put it down now.

630
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 2: But for a lot of other kids, I mean like,

631
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 2: obviously there are the kids out there who actually talented

632
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 2: at sport, but for me, are flat footed wars. Yeah,

633
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: a day like a day like a school that day

634
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: is terrifying.

635
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you'd come, you'd be so slow.

636
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,399
Speaker 2: It was okay the long distance, but like you kind

637
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:50,719
Speaker 2: of had to do everything. You know, they're like, oh,

638
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: who wants to give this the crack? And I'll tell

639
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 2: you what, when you're nine years old, you only want

640
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: to give hurdles a crack once because terrify because they

641
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 2: start to look a little bit more like medieval defensive structures.

642
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: Then they do actually something that you should be jumping over,

643
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 2: like just rusted iron and a bit of paid and

644
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 2: timber is just a tetanus infection waiting to happen. So

645
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 2: that for me already brings back like really scarring memories.

646
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 3: It was a shocking and your yeah, your mates, a

647
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,879
Speaker 3: stitch up would adjust the height for you, so you

648
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 3: were jumping over high.

649
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 1: Did you have that? Kids used to get gashes down there.

650
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 6: I remember that.

651
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah.

652
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 3: And plus the whole schools laughing everything in front of everyone,

653
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,280
Speaker 3: like no, there's there's no hey, guys, have a break

654
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 3: from year three and come out and do your event.

655
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 2: Now it's like everyone watches you fail, and that that's

656
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: in an area that's on land, that's where you feel comfortable.

657
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 2: Why don't you dial that up to a place where

658
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 2: you're in a swim suit.

659
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: Now this is terrifying for me.

660
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 2: And you've got to swim a stroke you've never swum before,

661
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,959
Speaker 2: practically half naked, in going through puberty, in front of

662
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: somebody that you're actually attracted to.

663
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 3: My brother's hand me ten speedos, which meant that had

664
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 3: that daggy bit at the bottom. So not only not

665
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 3: only to look like I put my pants, but then

666
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: I was belly whacker boy because I didn't know how

667
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 3: to dive properly.

668
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 2: Now I know why you tried so hard in the

669
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred you had You had to bring your rep

670
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: back up from where you were swimming. Get me out

671
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: of the pool pants still fifteen hundred champion. Well look,

672
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 2: I'm sure this sort of chat is bringing back all

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Speaker 2: sorts of memories for everybody. I'd love to hear for

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Speaker 2: you right now, fed m one O six five. We

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Speaker 2: are talking scarring school carnival stories. Now these can be

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Speaker 2: in the pool. They might have been gymnastics, there might

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Speaker 2: have been ASTs day, whatever it was. I know that

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Speaker 2: you've got a traumatic memory from one of those times

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Speaker 2: we'd love to hear we're talking scarring school carnival stories,

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Speaker 2: from the pool, from the track whatever. It was just

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Speaker 2: just that it really was the great level up when

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Speaker 2: you got out of the classroom and you're all vulnerable.

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Speaker 5: I mean, swimming day for me was a great day.

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Speaker 2: I got to wear my club, my club speedoes.

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Speaker 1: You're a great swimmer.

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Speaker 5: I was a good swimm.

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Speaker 2: I got to show off and I got to laugh

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Speaker 2: when people were doing butterfly in the lane next to

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Speaker 2: me and just looks like they were slapping the water.

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Speaker 1: What do you do with your legs when you do.

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Speaker 2: You don't know, repel you to get back up out

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Speaker 2: of the water. Any dolphin like a dolphin. But then

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Speaker 2: track day shocking. We're actually just talking before about those

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Speaker 2: little tip rats that used to rock up with their

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Speaker 2: spikes in their bag, the little athletics kids.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, and they're warm up kids, having like

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Speaker 3: a special warm up kids.

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Speaker 1: Off yeah off.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, it brings back all sorts of memories. Jasmine, tell

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Speaker 2: us about your swimming Caunible, Hey you going.

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Speaker 11: I feel like, honestly, I was one of those weaby kids,

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Speaker 11: So I have so many stories. But we'll go with

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Speaker 11: the swimming carnival life. So just like I mean here

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Speaker 11: a like all my friends are spawty, and I'm like

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Speaker 11: the you know, talky one that just rocks up to

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Speaker 11: have a bit of fun. So they go jazz, like,

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Speaker 11: come on, just do one of the races. Just like here.

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Speaker 11: I was like, all right, fine, I'll come back.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Is that's funny.

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Speaker 2: We all remember that guilt trip. We all remember that

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Speaker 2: teacher just given a try.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, So like you know, I'm not even like i

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Speaker 11: don't even have the full professional suit, Like I'm pretty

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Speaker 11: sure I just rocked up in a bikini or something. Anyway,

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Speaker 11: So I did a backstroke. I get to the end,

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Speaker 11: I look up and like I've come last. But it's

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Speaker 11: not bad. That's not the part that's bad. Then I

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Speaker 11: get stung in the neck by a bee in the jugular.

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Speaker 11: I'm like, she's like, I've gotten stung by a bee.

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Speaker 11: And everyone's looking at me and like all the nurses

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Speaker 11: are like, oh my god, get in the room, like

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Speaker 11: you're gonna have an anathyletic reaction. And I didn't like

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Speaker 11: it was fine. I'm like, I'm not allergic to bees,

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Speaker 11: but it was just the humiliation, like I got drived

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Speaker 11: out of the pool. Everyone's fussing about me, and yeah.

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Speaker 3: Someone said the bee, the bee knew you were useless

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Speaker 3: as well, And the bee was like, you know what

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Speaker 3: I'm going to do.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to sting her when she finishes.

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Speaker 5: Out of the water.

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Speaker 1: The kids are gonna love this.

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Speaker 5: Bees have got a real sensification.

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Speaker 2: By the way, driving for another day, but I think

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Speaker 2: bees have a great sensification. Let's go to Emily. Most

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Speaker 2: inopportune times to get stung by a bee would be

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Speaker 2: a great phone to up in Emily. On thirty one

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Speaker 2: and six five, we're talking scarring school carnival encounters.

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Speaker 13: What you got, hey, guys, how are you going?

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Speaker 11: Very well?

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Speaker 9: Very well?

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Speaker 12: Mine was.

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Speaker 13: I was at my swimming swing carnival in grade four

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Speaker 13: and it was a really really windy day and we

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Speaker 13: were sitting under like a marquee like watching like the racism.

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Speaker 2: Of course, of course, the safe haven, the safe haven

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Speaker 2: for all of us out there that is nothing like

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Speaker 2: a cordial and a cupcake in the shade of the

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Speaker 2: school marquee. What a place to be anyway, carry on him.

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Speaker 13: The wind like it picked up the Marquee and kind

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Speaker 13: of like I was sitting right on like the pole

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Speaker 13: of it. It took me with it in the air

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Speaker 13: and it dragged up from my ankle to my shoulder

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Speaker 13: and I was covered in like a massive bruce. Oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 13: It was really intense. And I don't think I've ever

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Speaker 13: done assuming carnivals since then. Wow, I think I'm fake

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Speaker 13: stickiss every day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just stay out of the marquee, mate, it's nothing

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Speaker 2: to do with the pool.

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Speaker 3: Maybe kywash marquees first. The pool's been unfairly slandered there.

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Speaker 3: Don't blame the pool, Blame the winds, blame.

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Speaker 5: The Let's go to Rachel.

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Speaker 2: In fact, in both these instances, we've got a story

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Speaker 2: about a bee and and make either of them have

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Speaker 2: been about the races at all. Rach, we're talking scarring

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Speaker 2: school carnival stories.

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Speaker 5: What you got for us?

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Speaker 8: Hi?

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Speaker 11: So I was in year seven or eight, I was

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Speaker 11: thirteen years old.

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Speaker 12: I was flattered.

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Speaker 1: I still am radio.

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Speaker 2: I hope that's an important.

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Speaker 4: I thought it would be a great idea at a

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Speaker 4: swimming carnival to impress somebody to put chicken.

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Speaker 8: Pill extern.

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Speaker 5: Rage.

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Speaker 11: I kind of tached to go win after I dove

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Speaker 11: in and retrieved both of them.

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Speaker 3: Podcast Have you married into a terrible name?

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Speaker 1: Have you ordered someone you know married into a terrible name?

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh six ' five If you can relate,

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Speaker 3: because Will make Ronson's married, I.

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Speaker 5: Don't believe it.

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Speaker 8: Just what.

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Speaker 3: And let's planner the mark Ronson's actually he is.

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Speaker 1: He's touched all the good ones.

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Speaker 3: Ronson pts his little gold dust on it doesn't he

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Speaker 3: but he has married quite.

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Speaker 2: A whole time you got through the music, thank you.

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Speaker 3: He's married quite a famous woman's daughter. He's married the

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Speaker 3: daughter of Meryl Streep.

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Speaker 1: Wow, way way, Meryl mar.

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Speaker 5: Much justice.

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Speaker 2: From an Oscar winning performance. Don't play her trying to

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Speaker 2: sing in mamamea.

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Speaker 1: Something like her playing Margaret Thatcher from my own lady,

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Speaker 1: I have done battle every single day.

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Speaker 2: Of my life.

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Speaker 3: Of course you have Thatchy, but no one calls there Thatchy.

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Speaker 3: But so Meryl Streep's daughter is called Grace Gummer. So

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Speaker 3: this is actually the opposite of what I'm asking for.

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Speaker 3: Grace Gummer. It's not a great last name. Gumma, gumma, gumma,

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Speaker 3: Grace Gummer. So luckily for yeah, luckily for her, she

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Speaker 3: will now be known as Grace Ronson.

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Speaker 12: That's tight.

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Speaker 3: Her name's tight. So again she's done the opposite of

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Speaker 3: what I'm asking for. But I just think gumma's a

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Speaker 3: bit Grace Gummer. It's not that bad.

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Speaker 5: Actually, advice.

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Speaker 1: Sounds bad. That's childish of me. That's very childish. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we're still going to take calls.

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Speaker 3: I'm married into a terrible Name's Nathan here on thirty

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Speaker 3: one and six five.

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Speaker 1: Nathan, you married into a terrible name. Hi, boys, it's

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Speaker 1: not made. My brother in law's family name, he's Banks,

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Speaker 1: and his brother's name is Robin.

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Speaker 6: Oh nice Robin.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's sick though. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, sounds like I'm made up.

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Speaker 5: It's good, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I like that. Thanks the cool Nathan, Robin, Robin Banks

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Speaker 2: trying to Banks. That still sounds good.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to fast. The child is tis. We've got

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Speaker 1: Sam here. Uh now we've got Rudy. Excuse me, uh good,

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Speaker 1: thank you.

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Speaker 9: Rudy.

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Speaker 1: A friend of yours married into a bad name.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, a good friend of mine.

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Speaker 11: She her husband's last name is ho Hey Choe, and

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Speaker 11: her first name is Ida Idaho.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: I don't get it, just got a second name.

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Speaker 2: See you getting a second name?

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Speaker 1: Now Mary Mary, she's taken on Mary. She's a happy hoe.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm a Mary Ho. Let's go to Richard. Let's

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Speaker 1: get richardich is.

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Speaker 5: Why you don't normally get to do these sorts of fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm very childish, Richard, you're cleaner. Married into a terrible name, rich.

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Speaker 12: Yes, her name was Carol, and she married her husband's surname.

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Speaker 12: His name was Carol, so it's Carol Carol. And once

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Speaker 12: upon a time they're actually lived in Carroll Street. You

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Speaker 12: all know what she wouldn't have liked Christmas wolchy.

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Speaker 5: Richard, how many times is he told that?

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