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Speaker 2: Three strong time. So the podcasting you already with the producer,
Speaker 2: it is actually getting in my way. Hey Jack, it's
Speaker 2: coming home. It's coming, it's coming home, it's coming. We're
Speaker 2: gonna smash Croatia and then hey, Frenchie, good house as
Speaker 2: we kick them in the dick.
Speaker 3: It's gonna because people done listening to podcasts straight away.
Speaker 3: A lot of people catch up in a week's time
Speaker 3: or a few days time.
Speaker 2: I know some people that are literally stopped by them
Speaker 2: to catch up in ten years time.
Speaker 3: Either way, if England doesn't make it, you're gonna look silly.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm happy to look silly because I won't be
Speaker 2: looking silly. I'll tell you what. Let's put some money
Speaker 2: on it. Ten ten bucks, says England beat Croatia. You
Speaker 2: up for that?
Speaker 3: You know it means I won't back for our barrack
Speaker 3: for Croatia tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: They need your help. I don't. We are the mighty England.
Speaker 2: We are gonna smash through Croatia. This tournament is ours
Speaker 2: and I'll eaven say it now. I'm gonna even go
Speaker 2: bigger now We're gonna in the World Cup. We are boy,
Speaker 2: we are enjoy this special podcast. This podcast was actually
Speaker 2: presented on the eve of England smashing Croatia. Hello France,
Speaker 2: World Cup Final Bits, Bash Bosh.
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Speaker 2: Do you know what I like? Jack? Is how Pats
Speaker 2: Pats wants to b DJ. Doesn't she that little flourish
Speaker 2: she does? After the news where you'll go heavy news story,
Speaker 2: heavy news story. What are you up to at nine
Speaker 2: o'clock today? We're doing a high school disco.
Speaker 4: Actually muck that out Q up somehow in case you
Speaker 4: didn't manage.
Speaker 2: Cute little a technical linger there everyone, as you pulled
Speaker 2: back the curtain and you see the Wizard of ors.
Speaker 3: Am I the Wicked Witch or the good Witch, Wicked Witch.
Speaker 2: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show Show number
Speaker 2: twenty three. So England will play France in the World
Speaker 2: Cup Final.
Speaker 3: France dive down, confident and progress through. But England still
Speaker 3: have to technically win against croat to go through. I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've checked all the various memes
Speaker 2: on the interwebs. It's coming home my friends, or is
Speaker 2: it the team coming home? I don't know which one.
Speaker 2: It is so great news they've got all the boys out,
Speaker 2: the coach out as well, the Tie Socker team, all
Speaker 2: the boys they're out there safe.
Speaker 3: Yep, it's great.
Speaker 2: It's amazing America.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was reading about the Australian doctor as well,
Speaker 2: who's been in with the boys, say some deep cave
Speaker 2: rescue diver and how all the lads have had a
Speaker 2: mild sedative and so that I can't still work out
Speaker 2: how people can do stuff like that. You know what
Speaker 2: the Thai divers have done and British divers and Australian divers.
Speaker 2: You know when you just read about people, and even
Speaker 2: reading about the story, I get cross the phobic. You
Speaker 2: just think, I don't know how six hours of going
Speaker 2: through tunnels one would.
Speaker 3: See their footage makes your claustrophobia.
Speaker 2: Sure, it's an incredible story. They will make a movie
Speaker 2: about this as well. I think working time at the
Speaker 2: moment ty hard. Yeah, Nicholas Cage will play the soccer
Speaker 2: coach that got them in the trouble Dwayne rock Johnson,
Speaker 2: the lee diver who single handedly gets them out, and
Speaker 2: at one point, as the cave starts to like maybe
Speaker 2: crumble or something, he starts bench pressing a rock out
Speaker 2: the word save yourself that and they're all squishing him
Speaker 2: out the way going You trapped us though, with your
Speaker 2: huge arms and fat thighs. Come on, Dwayne. Move. Yesterday evening,
Speaker 2: I was talking to the kids, right they start a
Speaker 2: new school next week, and they go straight into auditions
Speaker 2: for the new school play. And I was saying, well,
Speaker 2: you know what, if you've got to do an audition
Speaker 2: or anything, your dad can help you, because you are
Speaker 2: having dinner right now with When this guy was ten,
Speaker 2: I played King George in a very moving school play
Speaker 2: about George and a dragon. I was George who slayed
Speaker 2: the dragon in a performer that some people who were
Speaker 2: there are still talking about to this day.
Speaker 3: Is it a well known character or is it an
Speaker 3: original script?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Originally are all those one other drama teacher. It's shabby
Speaker 2: old school play.
Speaker 3: I only went through school having original scripts, so I know.
Speaker 2: What it's like. I remember, because it's you lose friends
Speaker 2: if you've got a decent role and your friends haven't
Speaker 2: you're spragging right? So I remember my best mate. We
Speaker 2: both auditioned. I got George, which was the lead character,
Speaker 2: and he just became the moon, no words, just he
Speaker 2: was just the moon, just a stand there and be
Speaker 2: the moon with his face painted white. He just had
Speaker 2: to moon.
Speaker 3: The year before the moon was a cardboard cutout, and
Speaker 3: this year it could be a suit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And another one of my friends was just a door.
Speaker 2: He just had to move out the way. Humiliating, humiliating.
Speaker 2: So this morning, I'd like to know what were you
Speaker 2: in your school play? Jack? What were you?
Speaker 3: A non speaking role also, but I got to be human,
Speaker 3: so at least I wasn't an object or a heavenly body.
Speaker 2: So what was the school play? Another one of those original.
Speaker 3: Ones, original play called the Canteen. I was a boy
Speaker 3: who knocked on the window of the canteen before it opened, So.
Speaker 2: You were just knocker you listening.
Speaker 3: I remember not realizing at the time that a non
Speaker 3: speaking role meant you were less important, because I went
Speaker 3: home quite excited to Mom and Dad that I had
Speaker 3: made the school play and.
Speaker 2: I'm in a silent movie. Oh bless little simple Jack.
Speaker 2: So when you saw movies like with Tom Hanks, is like, God,
Speaker 2: that guy is such a loosey. He has to till
Speaker 2: the talking of the people in the will see. Now
Speaker 2: that's the guy that's the part to get pats. What
Speaker 2: were you in your school play?
Speaker 4: I was a zombie in my year seven production at
Speaker 4: Wangra at a high Dracula spectacular.
Speaker 2: I bet you're an amazing zombie as well. Well.
Speaker 4: We were more sort of like a chorus line. We
Speaker 4: did a lot of singing.
Speaker 2: Oh right, so it was like a musical zombie play.
Speaker 2: It was. It was yeah, well you were years ahead
Speaker 2: than ahead of Walking Dead.
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Speaker 2: Basically if you can divide it, everybody up. Really did
Speaker 2: you have a speaking bart or a non speaking bart or?
Speaker 2: I think the worst bits were you were part of
Speaker 2: the technical crew.
Speaker 7: And light.
Speaker 2: Last year us kids were the school play what's it
Speaker 2: called Shop of Horrors And there was some bored looking
Speaker 2: kid on the light picking his nose, scratching his ars,
Speaker 2: and then he was in the spotlight and he was
Speaker 2: always like three seconds behind. They'd moved this spotlight had
Speaker 2: to cash them up. Have any moved one foot? Mate?
Speaker 2: Come on, Keita, good morning.
Speaker 6: There you going mad?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Pretty good, Keita. What were you in your school play?
Speaker 6: All the three in a cardboard box with the arms
Speaker 6: out with leading on it, and they are the hardest
Speaker 6: part standing there not laughing but just mag and I
Speaker 6: can't take the paper in the.
Speaker 2: Crowd, waving at your mum and dad woman little tree arms.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, just doing the rodbot. It was unreal, like, Keita.
Speaker 3: Did you get a face hole or was there a
Speaker 3: cowdboard box on your head?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: I know, it went like Iver made. There's like a
Speaker 6: circle cut out and it was just I don't know's
Speaker 6: on and off, lights on and off, and like everyone
Speaker 6: had run around and changed.
Speaker 2: Well, it's quite some performance piece you were doing there, Keita.
Speaker 2: What was the actual school play?
Speaker 6: The school player was all about all different stuff, like
Speaker 6: about stuff like George Jenkins or famous book criders, this
Speaker 6: and that and I've got to be a tree from
Speaker 6: around the well in grade four to this like background
Speaker 6: thing and it's just I thought it was terrible because
Speaker 6: everyone's got their part this and that. Ever, I'm waiting
Speaker 6: for a good part. Probably wanted the best kid in
Speaker 6: school and then they've gone, you know, and you're just
Speaker 6: there three.
Speaker 2: Keita, thank you very much and cool, have a good day. Vanessa. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: and Vanessa, what were you? It's van just start of
Speaker 2: stumbling on their hello, that sort of hello says it's
Speaker 2: really early and it is very early early Vanessa. What
Speaker 2: were you in your school play?
Speaker 8: Well, when we auditioned, I was a rock and then
Speaker 8: by the time I went, like we went to the
Speaker 8: stage production, they said here and they gave me the shrub,
Speaker 8: so I had to stand behind.
Speaker 2: Do you think you were downgraded from the rock to
Speaker 2: the shrub? Is that a promotion? No?
Speaker 8: I think it was a bit of a promotion because
Speaker 8: I could actually see through the shrub and I could
Speaker 8: see my parents' face in the audio.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, some sort of drama teacher going listen, I
Speaker 2: love what you did with the shrub.
Speaker 8: How do you feel that's amazing?
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Speaker 2: What were you in your school play? Talking part, speaking
Speaker 2: part or non speaking part. I've asked Jack now to
Speaker 2: move to our whiteboard, which we sometimes used you on
Speaker 2: the show as we try and this morning, we try
Speaker 2: and list a cast of players, and what you were
Speaker 2: King George? I was George, not royalty. No, I just
Speaker 2: realized what the play was. I think I just promote
Speaker 2: myself there, trying to press you, you know, new in town,
Speaker 2: trying to have had that new pony. You know, he
Speaker 2: was a king when he was ten years of age.
Speaker 2: Let's not forget there's that call of thinks I'm from Malta.
Speaker 2: I don't think I stoodn't work that one out. I
Speaker 2: was George in George and the Dragon Slays the Dragon.
Speaker 2: I was ten, and so we had Keita who was.
Speaker 3: A tree tree cardboar bux tree yep.
Speaker 2: And Vanessa was the shrub from a rock to a shrub.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, let's go to Alex. Good morning, Alex Lay. Yeah,
Speaker 2: pretty good, Alex. I hope you well this morning. So
Speaker 2: what were you in your school play?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 9: I was about toxic dumping. And basically what the school
Speaker 9: did is they put me in like one of their
Speaker 9: main condition events to join the air conditioners together, and
Speaker 9: I was I was a worm and I had to
Speaker 9: spin around the head and business air conditioner thing around
Speaker 9: and then get on the floor and move around like a.
Speaker 2: Verb and why are you a worm in an air conditioner?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I didn't right it, but.
Speaker 2: I didn't write. It's my job is just to do
Speaker 2: the magic and performer.
Speaker 9: It was pretty hot in spiet with all the stage
Speaker 9: wats and everything like that.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 2: I love the fact that, Alex, it was about toxic
Speaker 2: dumping because your school play sometimes they would do stuff
Speaker 2: your themes of the day, you know, environmentalism. I went
Speaker 2: to school play two years ago that was about global
Speaker 2: warming and kids would pretend to melt on stage and
Speaker 2: it was so bad.
Speaker 9: If you get the chance to call back and hearing,
Speaker 9: I think it's still going on.
Speaker 2: That's great, Alex, thank you very much for cool Kinton
Speaker 2: coming nine four one four one o four three. Let's
Speaker 2: take one more.
Speaker 7: Olivia, how are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Olivia. So what were you in your
Speaker 2: school play?
Speaker 8: I was a farmer, a hillbilly farmer, but the cow
Speaker 8: didn't turn up, so I also had to improvise and
Speaker 8: be a cow at the same time.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you're a utility player, you know you
Speaker 2: can do different characters. This is incredible. How did the
Speaker 2: farmer talk to the cow? Did you play both parts
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 8: It wasn't talking from the farmer to the cow. I
Speaker 8: just had to go in there with like a pitchfork
Speaker 8: and look like a farmer and pretend to herd the
Speaker 8: cow and one cow. And then I had to get
Speaker 8: on all falls and start making more knowing as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, school's taking a turn. Okay, it's a little too
Speaker 2: excited that kind of chitch out the pitchfork. Color four.
Speaker 2: Stop it, madam.
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Speaker 2: Some amazing artwork from you this morning. Jack. I don't
Speaker 2: wonder as you're going to do that. So Jack as
Speaker 2: well the whiteboard, we've got a cast of stars made
Speaker 2: up of you. If you're in your school play, we
Speaker 2: want to add you to a cast of stars. What
Speaker 2: were you in your school playing? Nine four one four
Speaker 2: one four three, Jack, run it down for us at
Speaker 2: the moment. What is the cast?
Speaker 3: So you were George the dragon Slayer. Yeah, in your
Speaker 3: school play. I was had a non sp making role
Speaker 3: in the original script of the Canteen. I was boy
Speaker 3: at Canteen. Pats was a dancing and singing zombie. We
Speaker 3: had Keita, who was a cardboard tree, Vanessa who was
Speaker 3: a shrub previously a rock, Alex who I think he
Speaker 3: was an air conditioning unit and also a worm spinning
Speaker 3: around on the ground, and then Olivia who was a
Speaker 3: farmer but then had to also play the cow in
Speaker 3: the scene because the cow was sick that day.
Speaker 2: I mean, Olivia, of anyone we spoke this morning, has
Speaker 2: obviously got real range in terms of what she can
Speaker 2: do on a stage.
Speaker 10: Peter, No, Paul morning, Christian morning, guys.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 2: We're pretty good, Paul. I hope you well this morning
Speaker 2: as well. And what were you in this school play?
Speaker 10: I was a donkey in a Nativity scene. All I
Speaker 10: had to do was that's all I had to do
Speaker 10: say or they called out from the narration and he
Speaker 10: went to the cow, to the chickens, to the donkey.
Speaker 10: I said nothing to the donkey. I said nothing to
Speaker 10: the donkeys. The third time, I still said nothing. Looking
Speaker 10: at the crowd, and to find my parents kicking in
Speaker 10: the pants, I screamed, that was the beginning at the
Speaker 10: end of my career.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? The kicking in the bum to
Speaker 2: get a loan, that's I often have to do that
Speaker 2: with Jack Actually to night of an Olgin on the show.
Speaker 2: It still works technique. Let's is tried and tested technique. Paul,
Speaker 2: that's a great one. We're actually to our cast. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for calling mate.
Speaker 1: Had a good day The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on
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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, is the list.
Speaker 2: All right? Jack? Remind everyone someone have tuned in this
Speaker 2: morning from the very first time. How does your early
Speaker 2: morning game work?
Speaker 3: It's water tight. Now two contestants decipher. I'm off, I'm
Speaker 3: off to the races already. Two contestants, two categories. Each
Speaker 3: contestant gets one category. How long is that list? How
Speaker 3: long can they make that list for their given category?
Speaker 3: They win a prize if they have the longest list.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, I take back my sneaker. You
Speaker 2: nailed it. You nailed it. That is how it works. Okay.
Speaker 2: Prize is today Skyscraper? Why not Dwayne Johnson in a
Speaker 2: brand new movie. He's saving a skyscrape for everyone. But
Speaker 2: guess what, he's got half a leg missing genius. Okay,
Speaker 2: We've got tickets for you to go and see sky
Speaker 2: Scrape of the movie with Dwayne Johnson out in cinemas
Speaker 2: on the twelfth of July. You can win your tickets now.
Speaker 2: Oh that was the old phone number I was had
Speaker 2: to give out to my old radio show, Oh.
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Speaker 3: I keep a long list of categories in a notes
Speaker 3: folder on my phone. Some of them are as good
Speaker 3: as others, but I still want to work my way
Speaker 3: through each of them in order.
Speaker 2: Okay, ray Man, nice to have the side story.
Speaker 3: I'll start with my worst one for today's show.
Speaker 2: Don't you know what you hear? Great one yesterday, Bugs
Speaker 2: that can Fly? That was a great one.
Speaker 3: I think this one's took broad Our first topic today
Speaker 3: is famous people.
Speaker 2: What. No, you can't go from bugs that can Fly,
Speaker 2: which is a real test under the twenty second time pressures.
Speaker 2: They're simply famous people. What's happened to you?
Speaker 3: The second one is types of pizza?
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is terrible. Listen. I know we had
Speaker 2: some major news yesterday that we have increased the listenership
Speaker 2: by zero point eight percent, but let's not let it
Speaker 2: go to our heads team zero point eight percent. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we are the new Kings of Melbourne Radio. No point
Speaker 2: eight percent. Thank you. You're welcome, Caitlin. Yeah, you get
Speaker 2: twenty seconds on famous people? Off you go? Oh no,
Speaker 2: well well well well well well where's the time of God?
Speaker 2: Nick's gone? You just double that? Yeah, all right, get
Speaker 2: twenty seconds.
Speaker 5: Go Allan DeGeneres, Paris Hilton, Kevin Hart, Adam Bayla, Drew Barrymore, Um,
Speaker 5: but Dwayne the Rock Johnson, Um, yeah, my, oh my god.
Speaker 3: Any famous person?
Speaker 5: Oh no, the house, madam yourself, Christian your gotcha.
Speaker 2: That's the second one I made it? Did I make
Speaker 2: into bugs that can fly? Yes? He did really well. Katelyn.
Speaker 2: Stay there, Okay, stay there, Kaitlin, and let's get who
Speaker 2: got here? Corey Coome Morning, Cory Money, Okay, Cory. Types
Speaker 2: of pizza? Off you go.
Speaker 8: Cheese, Margarita, Hawaiian mate lovers.
Speaker 6: Uh oh, chicken, Uh it's a frame.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 9: Whatever else we got?
Speaker 6: We got what?
Speaker 2: Look around its pizza roven a little bit of.
Speaker 3: Times up only five?
Speaker 2: You said types of pizza cheese isn't strictly the type
Speaker 2: of pizza. Now you want.
Speaker 3: Cheese cheese pizza. I'll count that. Yeah, count that, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter. Kaitlin wins with seven against five.
Speaker 2: Wow. Way that's amazing, well done, Kate. Okay, you win
Speaker 2: the prize.
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Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm actually saying this, and I can't
Speaker 2: believe you're okay with this as well. Do you want
Speaker 2: to watch England Coacia World Cup semi final tomorrow morning
Speaker 2: four am with Jack and I rounder Andy Lee's lair
Speaker 2: Jack's house sitting. Andy has not okayed this. He okayed
Speaker 2: me come around to watch it.
Speaker 3: I'll ask him now if it was in the middle
Speaker 3: of the night where he's holidaying in the mould Ives.
Speaker 2: This is upset Nick so much he's called the station's lawyer.
Speaker 3: I know what what did you ask? Wanted to ask
Speaker 3: the legal department?
Speaker 2: And Lee is going to come back and sue the show,
Speaker 2: sue you and I see you guys in as Pat
Speaker 2: weirdly calls at the front court, well with me in
Speaker 2: the back court. Okay, so you won't find us. Do
Speaker 2: we also need to ask a lawyer to call in
Speaker 2: to represent us should Andy Lee decide to sue us
Speaker 2: when he comes back from holiday.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what law had been not just
Speaker 3: that Nickmama.
Speaker 2: She's a called Sarah the Yes Station. I didn't leave
Speaker 2: out the most important bit, which is we're bringing a
Speaker 2: listener along. She knows about that.
Speaker 3: Are you left out that we haven't got any's permission yet?
Speaker 2: Consent? Yeah? You are apparently in this the consenting adult,
Speaker 2: and that isn't good for any of us. Margaret, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Margaret, Good morning.
Speaker 2: Hey Margaret. Your fancy coming round to Andy Lee's place
Speaker 2: and watching the game with us?
Speaker 11: I'd loved it. That'd be great.
Speaker 2: And you've been enjoying the World Cup? Or not really
Speaker 2: your thing?
Speaker 11: No, I've been loving I've watched nearly every game so far.
Speaker 2: Have you? So you're big soccer fan.
Speaker 11: I am a big soccer fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Then what a World Cup? Hasn't it been one
Speaker 2: of the more enjoyable World Cups in a long long time.
Speaker 2: It's wide open, it really has been.
Speaker 11: Other than the soccer roos bombing out the way they did.
Speaker 2: Shame, I think that was a real show. We'd be
Speaker 2: nice to see you guys go a bit further. And
Speaker 2: how do you think you can be honest with me?
Speaker 2: How do you think England are going to do? Is
Speaker 2: it coming home or is it just the team coming home.
Speaker 11: Na, Na, Na, it's coming home. I've pegged them against
Speaker 11: France in the final.
Speaker 2: Yeah, brilliant. Well this could be the person have on
Speaker 2: the couch with us, Okay, Margaret, stay there, Sam, Yes,
Speaker 2: good morning Christian, Yes, good morning, Sam. Come on in, Sam, Sam, Sam.
Speaker 2: Fancy joining us on Andy Lee's couch and watching the
Speaker 2: game tomorrow at four am?
Speaker 7: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Now, who will you be cheering on? Who are you
Speaker 2: going to be barracking for? England or Croatia? I don't
Speaker 2: mind England of course England. Okay? Why are you supporting us? Well?
Speaker 12: Because I was born there?
Speaker 2: You're from England? Are you, Pommy? How long you've been
Speaker 2: over here?
Speaker 10: About three years?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Okay, you're asking the wrong type of questions, like Christian,
Speaker 3: who they're going to support? We got to ask if
Speaker 3: they're clean?
Speaker 2: Okay? Right? Have you got clean shoes?
Speaker 12: You're not going to make a fool wear trainers?
Speaker 2: Okay, trainers is cool? Also, Sam, have you got a
Speaker 2: criminal record? Have you done any time inside?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Whow it's bound to say that, right.
Speaker 3: I don't want to turn around and Andy's computers missing
Speaker 3: after we had doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will need to search you. What's that thing
Speaker 2: they get the airport. The scanner. We have to have
Speaker 2: a scanner. I just heard Nick the producer scaring scaring
Speaker 2: Sam going if we if you are selecting the boys
Speaker 2: pick you, you have to come to radio station. We
Speaker 2: blindfold and put in the back of a car and
Speaker 2: driven there and then we're going to try the car
Speaker 2: round in circles a couple times and spin your out
Speaker 2: so you don't know where you are.
Speaker 3: I have to take their phone off him as well, then, Nick,
Speaker 3: I guess, so they can't google Mad themselves.
Speaker 2: Geo location tagging. Okay, let's speak to Mark in Belgrave.
Speaker 2: Stay there, Sam, Good morning, Mark.
Speaker 12: Good morning Christian. How are you welcome to Australia, buddy?
Speaker 2: Actually very much, Mark. That's very kind to say. Mark.
Speaker 2: Do you fancy joining Jack and I watching the game?
Speaker 12: I want to boo there more than anything, Mate, I'm
Speaker 12: told you quite say.
Speaker 2: Okay, we found our guy. All right, Mark, you're on
Speaker 2: the couch. I'll see you tomorrow morning four am.
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Speaker 2: This morning. I'm irritated because I've just had to retie
Speaker 2: my shoelace for the second time this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that warranted a text message to
Speaker 3: me this morning. You say, I don't know. I still
Speaker 3: don't know how to tie my shoe.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, there are certain things you should be
Speaker 2: you should know how to do as an adult, and
Speaker 2: if I'm wearing shoes with laces at least two or
Speaker 2: three times during the day, I'll have to.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope you're wearing shoes with lacers, because the
Speaker 3: only other option is the velcrow and adult adults wearing
Speaker 3: velcros shoes I know about.
Speaker 2: No, it's only acceptable at the two stages of your life.
Speaker 2: At the beginning, like little kids can wear velcrow shoes
Speaker 2: is easy, and then the old folk like them as
Speaker 2: well because it's easy for the elderly to put them on,
Speaker 2: you know. But in the middle, there's no reason for
Speaker 2: you to be If I start rocking around Melbourne now
Speaker 2: in velcrow shoes, it's not a hipster look. It's not
Speaker 2: hips to look at all. I don't know how to
Speaker 2: correctly tie shoelace.
Speaker 3: Or do you go for loop swoop pul or do
Speaker 3: you go for bunnies?
Speaker 2: Beg your pardon? What's that the Karma Sutra.
Speaker 3: But I still do bunny Is, which is it's kind
Speaker 3: of a.
Speaker 2: Childish way to tie you just come around, haven't it.
Speaker 3: How did you teach your daughter to do shoes because
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 3: She's a mill crow kid, she's still she's well shoelaces.
Speaker 3: As Christian on the other side of the desk, to
Speaker 3: see what Bunny is is is make one ear, make
Speaker 3: two ears, so you've got your two loops and then
Speaker 3: you wrap them around and string them together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'm doing that.
Speaker 3: You're doing, Bunny.
Speaker 2: But then how are they working their way? Undone?
Speaker 3: You need to double not him Christian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need a double knight. Really the esthetic of
Speaker 2: the shoe then looks hold that.
Speaker 4: It's your insurance policy when you're double not.
Speaker 2: An insurance policy.
Speaker 3: Pats to you, bunny Is. I can't believe actually that
Speaker 3: you bunny is Christian, because I've never met another adult
Speaker 3: who's still bunny Is.
Speaker 2: I've never thought about it that hard, just grown up personal.
Speaker 3: Sweet Paul is the more advanced.
Speaker 2: I must have missed that lesson at school that day
Speaker 2: because I am forty five and I'm still doing that.
Speaker 2: I still don't know how to correctly shoe. I get
Speaker 2: nervous when I have to put shoes with lasers on,
Speaker 2: and I hate it because there's nothing worse when you're
Speaker 2: walking along and if you don't deal with that lace
Speaker 2: as it comes on on once you've done another cut
Speaker 2: of strides and it's like touch the ground it because
Speaker 2: what I call the dead man's lace. You don't want
Speaker 2: to go anywhere near it because it's touched the ground.
Speaker 2: You then got bend down to pay in the backside.
Speaker 3: Do you ever get so desperate at night when you
Speaker 3: still get your shoes on that you wear them to
Speaker 3: bed so that you don't have to lace up the
Speaker 3: next day now.
Speaker 2: Because they have to be insane to wear shoes to bed. However,
Speaker 2: you know, we get it early in the morning. I
Speaker 2: have told you with us sometimes I'm going to bed
Speaker 2: fully clothed and with my shoes on, so I can
Speaker 2: literally just wake up, get out of bed, and I'm
Speaker 2: good to go.
Speaker 3: It feels like any minute you can edge that alarm back.
Speaker 2: You'll take fulllly clothes and with some toast button in
Speaker 2: my hand and wake up and go and just eat
Speaker 2: it like that to deal with it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: I feel a bit stupid now, uh, the the fact
Speaker 2: that I actually can't at forty five time a shoelace correctly.
Speaker 2: Still I'm still doing bunny Is. But I like to
Speaker 2: think there are other people out there who still can't
Speaker 2: do something even though you're now a grown up.
Speaker 3: Well, I still can't.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 3: Only in the last couple of years I got the
Speaker 3: hang of an analog clock. I was always very slow
Speaker 3: at telling an analog clock, telling the time, telling the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's have it. Look, we've got one.
Speaker 3: I mean, and now I'll tell you. In the last
Speaker 3: couple of years, I've got the hang of it. Last
Speaker 3: couple of times seven, how did you I deferred to digital?
Speaker 2: Really, that's amazing. Producer Becks has just come in. She's
Speaker 2: come out in sympathy for me, someone that she's grown up,
Speaker 2: but she still doesn't know how to do Becks, or
Speaker 2: was it for you?
Speaker 3: I can't I use chopsticks at all?
Speaker 2: What do you mean if you try to use it
Speaker 2: then the meat will just fall off?
Speaker 3: For my fingers are too short. I just can't work
Speaker 3: out how to hold them properly? Is too short?
Speaker 2: I poke normally, I'm playing in the dum your hand,
Speaker 2: you don't strike me as have a little pork fingers.
Speaker 2: You know some people have lot with little port stages,
Speaker 2: aren't they little stubbies?
Speaker 3: Well, kids can use chop sticks, so they've got short
Speaker 3: fingers by nature and they can use them.
Speaker 2: Kids don't have short fingers by nature. They don't have
Speaker 2: relative to them. They're not like kids. Do you think
Speaker 2: come over like inch long fingers? Those poor little kiddies.
Speaker 2: How do they make a shoe in that sweatshot with
Speaker 2: those tiny fingers.
Speaker 3: I'm going up against too many kids on this show.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I said with a twelve year old couldn't kick
Speaker 3: me in the head.
Speaker 2: We are still looking for a twelve year old martial
Speaker 2: artist to come in Friday. I'm not making this up
Speaker 2: and try and kick Jack in the head. So if
Speaker 2: you are off that, please let us know. But come
Speaker 2: out in sympathy for me this today. What you're grown up?
Speaker 2: What stool can't you do?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's.
Speaker 2: Gold one oh four point three, So this morning I
Speaker 2: like you to come back simpathy for me. I'm forty
Speaker 2: five to detire shoe lace stool wearing a shoe with
Speaker 2: lacers today. This means that two or three times a
Speaker 2: day you'll see me around Richmond, bent over easy and
Speaker 2: I'm tied up my shoelacers. Can let's not start rumors.
Speaker 2: So I know what as a grown up? What stool?
Speaker 2: Don't you know how to do? What can't you do? Catherine?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 10: Good morning?
Speaker 8: How are you Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Catherine. I hope you're well as well.
Speaker 2: And what can't you do as a grown up?
Speaker 8: I can't burp on command?
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not sure that's a life skill like tiny shoelaces.
Speaker 2: I can't burp on command.
Speaker 11: Oh but it's my nine year old.
Speaker 8: And if you can birth the alphabet and if I
Speaker 8: get if I drink some soft drink, I'll get a
Speaker 8: pain in my tummy.
Speaker 11: I can't burp it out.
Speaker 2: I can't burple command. Could you burp?
Speaker 3: I couldn't bear right now?
Speaker 2: If you made me? No, there was I don't know
Speaker 2: how I did that, but no, no, I remember at
Speaker 2: school I always used to be in oree of the
Speaker 2: kid that could burp on command? You know, but I
Speaker 2: know I don't. I don't think that's one you need
Speaker 2: to worry about. It's not as bad as my thine shoelaces.
Speaker 10: No, really, Catherine, have a good day.
Speaker 2: Thanks for giving us a call. Anthony.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning, Anthony. What can't you do as an adult?
Speaker 7: Well say, I can't trage the tire. I've never had
Speaker 7: to change the card fire. I get the idea of
Speaker 7: how to. I've been.
Speaker 2: So you wouldn't know where to put the little jack
Speaker 2: and how to jack.
Speaker 7: Would be the hardest part. But knock on wood, I
Speaker 7: haven't had to go there so far. So yeah, changing
Speaker 7: the card five.
Speaker 3: I'm with Anthony. I got a feeling like I know
Speaker 3: I could do it if if push came to shove, but.
Speaker 7: Find listening to the nuts work out with a jack.
Speaker 9: Change shirt in my head.
Speaker 3: But but what I think, Anthony, And tell me if
Speaker 3: you agree with this, I've got I told you yesterday,
Speaker 3: I've got the spare tire on the car at the moment,
Speaker 3: had to get it done on the weekend. I you
Speaker 3: get the call outs anyway, if you're with the rac
Speaker 3: V or with your insurance, you can.
Speaker 2: Get another guy to do it.
Speaker 3: You should know how to change I called him out.
Speaker 2: That is awful. I'd be embarrassed to do that.
Speaker 7: It's a lot of money just to change a tire.
Speaker 3: No, but you get the call outs like we you're insurance.
Speaker 2: That's the problem with your millennials. You don't. I don't
Speaker 2: want to get grease on my hands. Don't get my
Speaker 2: hips to be Anthony. That's you called Monica. I'm pretty good, Monica.
Speaker 2: What can't you do as a grown up? I've still
Speaker 2: got tired. I get really really nervous. China balloon, you
Speaker 2: fright you're going to pop it? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I can.
Speaker 8: I can get to like the little Mavis, and then
Speaker 8: I can't get.
Speaker 2: Catherine is just maybe the same as me. It feels
Speaker 2: like you're like touching on belly button when I go
Speaker 2: near them, because it looks like a bit like a
Speaker 2: like a little squeamish. It's all better, buttony.
Speaker 3: You're just not good at times. You can't do the balloon.
Speaker 2: The other thing that I really wish I could do.
Speaker 2: You don't see You have to see a guy. It's
Speaker 2: only a guy that can do this where they're trying
Speaker 2: to fly down a taxi and they do that big
Speaker 2: old whistle, you know they were I wish I could.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you can do the big whistle.
Speaker 3: I'm in all of you, but but I can't whistle normally.
Speaker 2: So how did you do that? How did you do
Speaker 2: the big whistles? Yeah? Oh, I'm in awe of that. No,
Speaker 2: just no, that's not the one. It's do it again.
Speaker 2: It's this one. Wow, it's like you're hailing down a taxi.
Speaker 2: That's that. It doesn't matter. You can't change your tie.
Speaker 1: You can do that the Christian O'Connell breakfast shoe Melbourne's
Speaker 1: gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, awe of people that can do that.
Speaker 2: I'm just not mad enough. I don't know how to
Speaker 2: do it. Do you think that the yard of whistling
Speaker 2: is sadly gonna just die out? You don't. It's normally
Speaker 2: thing like a trade he might do if they're working
Speaker 2: doing something, you know, around your house. They're always the
Speaker 2: ones who are keeping whistling going, like whistling a tune. Yes,
Speaker 2: you know, it's a little thing when you're up to something,
Speaker 2: you know, you're screwing something. I'm doing. IM have a
Speaker 2: little bit of painting. You add a little kind of
Speaker 2: background music, don't you tooose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like an older generation team now, I
Speaker 3: will is it dying out?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't see. I don't think many teenagers are
Speaker 2: whistling these days. They don't know what it is. Why
Speaker 2: would they wi They've got no reason to whistle. We
Speaker 2: like to whistle while you're doing something. It's a little
Speaker 2: it's like your own soundtrack, whistle while you work. I
Speaker 2: bet there's no teenagers now that are keeping the dying
Speaker 2: art of whistling. I sadly think it's going to pass away.
Speaker 2: Everyone's going to die with us.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit nervous today because at four o'clock
Speaker 2: in the morning England are in their semifinal at the
Speaker 2: World Cup. And I know you don't really care, but
Speaker 2: for me this is a really big deal and I
Speaker 2: don't know why it's a big deal. I'm preparing for
Speaker 2: bad news.
Speaker 3: Well you're the only one, because the rest of England
Speaker 3: seem to think they've already won the whole thing the
Speaker 3: way they're carrying on.
Speaker 2: I just unfortunately, more often our England World Cups has
Speaker 2: been terrible in my lifetime, it's only our third ever
Speaker 2: semi final. The last one still hurts from nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: we crashed out cruelly to Germany yet again on penalties.
Speaker 2: So you know all the stuff about it's coming home. Yeah,
Speaker 2: tomorrow morning, if we get through the final, you will
Speaker 2: hear me say that. Right now. I'm the team could
Speaker 2: be coming home. I'm really really tense. And also the
Speaker 2: fact that it's four in the morning. It's four in
Speaker 2: the morning, so I think we're going to go around.
Speaker 2: I'm going to come around to Andy Lee's place, your
Speaker 2: house sitting at the moment, and it's only about five
Speaker 2: minutes away from the radio station. So is it Okay,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to let me in at four in
Speaker 2: the morning so I can watch the game.
Speaker 3: I'll let you in, but don't you're not having any
Speaker 3: drinks or putting your feet up on the coffee table
Speaker 3: or anything. Because he gets back at seven am tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 3: The house has got to if we clean it up today,
Speaker 3: it's got to stay clean.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not the one who's been sleeping in his
Speaker 2: bed when you should have been in the guest bed
Speaker 2: and also wearing his clothes. Is that his.
Speaker 3: This jumper's mine right. The hat Actually, there's.
Speaker 2: No way, there's no way Andy Leewood wears something like that,
Speaker 2: So you're not that hat. That is too that that's
Speaker 2: too much. I mean you might as well wear his underpants.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing. That's the hair. Then's that's too
Speaker 2: much taking a man's hat? Wowill we so kindie. Jack
Speaker 2: has been like an honorary England fan. But I get
Speaker 2: the feeling now that you've turned on us and you're
Speaker 2: actually hoping we crash out because people are getting excited
Speaker 2: in England.
Speaker 3: Well you get you're getting too smug, way too smug.
Speaker 3: Not you personally, but English people. So I'm barracking. I'm
Speaker 3: barracking for England, but fast again. If coming behind, that
Speaker 3: is my one for England to lose, so that it
Speaker 3: wipes the smug look off your faces.
Speaker 2: I'm not being smug. I'm preparing for bad news. I'd
Speaker 2: love it if we got through. I think the team agree.
Speaker 2: Jack left this message over the weekend while he was
Speaker 2: not watching the quarter final, which was started at midnight.
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, yes, that was awesome.
Speaker 2: I mean, what an ecstatic celebration.
Speaker 3: Well that's after England scored their first against Sweden.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hard to tell that you're excited.
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, dude, yes that was awesome. It's hard to
Speaker 3: watch a game on your own while your wife's are
Speaker 3: sleep in the next room and you're trying not to.
Speaker 2: This is how celebrations should sound, all right, So let's
Speaker 2: put the two of them together.
Speaker 3: Yes, dude, Yes that was awesome. Yes, dude, yes that
Speaker 3: was awesome.
Speaker 2: So all of this, though, do you think it would
Speaker 2: be nice to invite a listener to come, you know,
Speaker 2: a couple of listeners to come around with us and
Speaker 2: watch the game. Someone wanted to fire around at Andy's.
Speaker 3: Sure, if we were going to a pub like the
Speaker 3: original idea. But if we're going to Andy's, I can't
Speaker 3: be inviting listeners of the show to come and sit
Speaker 3: on his couch and watch the game.
Speaker 2: A great price. Come around Andy Lee's gear, Try some
Speaker 2: of his clothes on, you know, Jackie, pick up some
Speaker 2: of our favorites. So you've been wearing this week, it's great.
Speaker 2: Line his bed for a bit, take a little peal
Speaker 2: of you you and Andy Lee's bed for Instagram. I
Speaker 2: think that's a great money that can't rise our prizes.
Speaker 3: I don't feel comfortable having a bunch of listeners there.
Speaker 3: Listen one.
Speaker 2: Could we have one and then blindfold them around the
Speaker 2: corner and turn them hours. You need to ask and
Speaker 2: if he's okay with this? You know you've known him
Speaker 2: the longest you work with the guy.
Speaker 3: I don't feel comfortable. I feel like, you know what,
Speaker 3: because he's landing at seven am tomorrow, should we just
Speaker 3: do it and assume that he'll be in the air
Speaker 3: and won't find out about it?
Speaker 2: You're okay with us bringing a stranger into his house?
Speaker 3: Just one? He can sit between us or her and
Speaker 3: they and we can watch them so that they don't
Speaker 3: go and wipe their dirty muddy boots on the floor.
Speaker 2: Listen to God. One of four point three have muddy boots.
Speaker 2: Who are these hikers that we've got listening?
Speaker 3: Do you know how clean Andy's house is?
Speaker 2: It is like American Psycho. It's too clean. He is
Speaker 2: Christian Bell. You know. It's exhausting a bit, you know
Speaker 2: when you I remember going around there and putting a
Speaker 2: beer on the table, and he's one of those guys
Speaker 2: that goes and gets a coasters. It's just a beer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well that's what if we have to bring a
Speaker 3: listener tomorrow. Let's put the plastic down like he didn't.
Speaker 2: All right, do you want to watch the England gate?
Speaker 2: Are we really doing this?
Speaker 3: Just one one only? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can't believe you're okay with this.
Speaker 3: I think he'll be fine. It's this one if we
Speaker 3: were doing a party in his head.
Speaker 2: Do you want to come and watch the England game
Speaker 2: with us? It's at four am in the morning, rounder
Speaker 2: Andy Lee's.
Speaker 1: Lair, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point.
Speaker 2: Three Wednesday, Hume Day, Wednesday. You're in the middle of
Speaker 2: the week. I was trying to assess, am I winning,
Speaker 2: losing or drawing the week so far? When you get
Speaker 2: to Wednesday, and so I'd like you to do that
Speaker 2: as well, to come moment this morning, right now to
Speaker 2: think how's it gone so far? Think of this right
Speaker 2: now as halftime you're coming and thinking what's happened so
Speaker 2: far on the first half of them? Are you winning
Speaker 2: the week? Are you losing the week? Or are you
Speaker 2: drawing the week? For me? I fill at the moment,
Speaker 2: forget about England. Whatever's going to happen in the World
Speaker 2: Cup game. I genuinely woke up this morning saw the
Speaker 2: news that the twelve young boys and the coach they're
Speaker 2: all out safe. It's been one of those stories that's
Speaker 2: captivated us all. It was horrific this time last week
Speaker 2: the news was it was gonna be months before they
Speaker 2: could get them out and would they even be safe,
Speaker 2: And you couldn't help but just think about the horror
Speaker 2: of trying to get them out. How I was scared.
Speaker 2: They must have been to hear the news today that
Speaker 2: they're all okay, and the coach as well, and the
Speaker 2: all the brave divers and the Australian doctor who's been
Speaker 2: in with the boys over the last couple of days
Speaker 2: checking their okay, he's out saved too, it is. It's
Speaker 2: fantastic news. Let's not forget the guy lost his life
Speaker 2: as well. Came on sooner was the brave tie diver
Speaker 2: who died of the weekend trying to get them out
Speaker 2: as well. But it's been an amazing story.
Speaker 3: And now did Elon Musk end up having a hand
Speaker 3: in getting them out.
Speaker 2: He's still in there, must he's in there.
Speaker 3: They're trying to get him out as we speak.
Speaker 2: I can't I mean at least he tried to help. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's a molting billion here. He's a real life Tony Stark.
Speaker 2: He if you seen about these boys, build a mini
Speaker 2: summary now and help. But he is Tony Stark whenever
Speaker 2: I see him now.
Speaker 3: And he probably thought he had a couple of months
Speaker 3: of his sleep and that's when they started rushing him out.
Speaker 3: He's like, oh now, I've only got a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Take it apart, guys. I don't need them mini submarine now. Okay,
Speaker 2: But if I had to give myself in the middle
Speaker 2: of week a score right now, I beat near eight.
Speaker 2: Because this radio show, our first of a ratings come out.
Speaker 2: We are zero point eight percent up. It is huge.
Speaker 2: You've seen the boasters feel the success. Touch it not
Speaker 2: zero point eight percent. It's amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 3: We've moved the needle we have.
Speaker 2: You know, yesterday we actually went to the pub to
Speaker 2: celebrate this. I may have stayed a bit longer than
Speaker 2: I intend to, two hours in there for six hours.
Speaker 2: But I need to complain to whoever makes that furfees
Speaker 2: drink for making it too easy to drink it all day.
Speaker 2: There's nothing better than spontaneous daytime drinking, you feel like
Speaker 2: you've won life. I'm drinking it through the old day.
Speaker 2: I've gotta go back to the office. I don't have
Speaker 2: a proper job of one life. We're drinking the middle
Speaker 2: of the There's no one else in this pub. There's
Speaker 2: about twelve of us. The entire radio station was there.
Speaker 3: There's nothing like a big pub that's got many rooms,
Speaker 3: many tables, and just one group.
Speaker 2: We're in this like canteen. At this pub.
Speaker 3: They had to un mustard door for us to get in.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Joe Melbourne's gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: I've just got from the boss sou the receipt of
Speaker 2: our bar tab yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, are you going to remember? There was pretty
Speaker 3: much everyone from the radio station, so there was like
Speaker 3: twelve or fifteen people there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I was talking. I was tucking a
Speaker 2: few of those furfees away, eighteen jugs, eighteen jugs of furfees.
Speaker 2: I'm looking here at Stone and Woody Stone in wood
Speaker 2: don't know Woody is. I was gone kissing he was there.
Speaker 2: Five of those seven Smirnoff vodkas. This is unbelieval. The
Speaker 2: total bar built was how how much do you think
Speaker 2: it came to just include the food? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: reckon it was eight hundred, nine hundred and sixty five dollars. Well,
Speaker 2: it's the zero point eight percent increase, one thousand dollar
Speaker 2: bar bill. The players are in town.
Speaker 3: Everyone, Well, all the revenue we make now from that
Speaker 3: point eight increase incredible.
Speaker 2: On that we're now losing the station money. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: going really well. Okay, your mid week score.
Speaker 3: My first goal for is that I gave myself an
Speaker 3: early exit out of the bar yesterday, which is smart
Speaker 3: for being fresh and on top of it today, Oh.
Speaker 2: I didn't really Okay, Oh cool, Yeah, if you call
Speaker 2: that fresh.
Speaker 3: Well, there's some shady characters in the office this morning.
Speaker 2: There's some rough looking people, some really really bad people
Speaker 2: who stayed. I left at six o'clock. I done six hounds,
Speaker 2: was enough. I had furfys come out my ears, I
Speaker 2: had a lot.
Speaker 3: I'd already had dinner by the time he texted me.
Speaker 2: I just got when I got home, right, my wife
Speaker 2: just had a quiet word, said put yourself to bed.
Speaker 2: You know, we convinced so Hi.
Speaker 3: I forgot about I forgot about the tweet that I
Speaker 3: gaed out.
Speaker 2: You let the kids. You get yourself up to bed.
Speaker 2: Just put yourself to bed. Look at child got up
Speaker 2: to bed eight in the evening. Fine, I'm back kids.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be fine.
Speaker 3: Did you ever go back and delete the tweet that
Speaker 3: you wrote last night at about six thirty pm where
Speaker 3: it looks like you just mashed the keyboard.
Speaker 1: Breakfast show on Gold one oh four point three the
Speaker 1: first half of your week?
Speaker 2: If you wont it, lost it or draw?
Speaker 3: How are you doing goal against? We're house sitting Andy's
Speaker 3: place at the moment, and started watching Westworld, which is
Speaker 3: actually a great TV show.
Speaker 2: Really really good. I just midway through the second season
Speaker 2: at the moment.
Speaker 3: Well, we're only four or five episodes in. But the
Speaker 3: problem is we give back Andy his house tomorrow. We'll
Speaker 3: have to get foxhel hooked up if we want to
Speaker 3: keep watching this worth season.
Speaker 2: Honestly, West World is really really good and it gets
Speaker 2: so much better as well the second season. After keep
Speaker 2: reading up online trying to understand what's going.
Speaker 3: On, really feel like I need to google what's going on?
Speaker 2: You wait till the second half of the first season,
Speaker 2: especially the last two or three episodes, where you're like,
Speaker 2: hang on a minute. That's a great show.
Speaker 3: So now we just have to decide whether to stick
Speaker 3: with it or let it go. You know, sometimes with
Speaker 3: a TV show just like it's good.
Speaker 2: But they got certain TV shows that demand quite a
Speaker 2: lot of you as a viewer. You have to do
Speaker 2: a lot of brain power. Game of Thrones is like that.
Speaker 2: You really need to pay attention and I almost have
Speaker 2: like reading notes with it. West Ones likely too, but
Speaker 2: it pays off. It's a great show. Pass what's your
Speaker 2: midwek scurse?
Speaker 4: I'm winning on all fronts this week. Couldn't get any better.
Speaker 4: I went to buy bread at the local bakery yesterday.
Speaker 4: I didn't have cash, so I said, oh look, I'll
Speaker 4: just pop in next door Toble worse get some cash out,
Speaker 4: you know, those self serve kind of things. Anyway, I
Speaker 4: got back to the bakery and some kind gentleman had
Speaker 4: paid for my bread.
Speaker 3: So when I went to pity on you, trick again,
Speaker 3: keep doing this, they must have thought you, that old
Speaker 3: bag lady.
Speaker 2: That confusionality over there. I don't know how money works.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was when it was your round yesterday, Pats.
Speaker 3: I saw some of that sing through the handbager out
Speaker 3: in the bathroom each time.
Speaker 2: Actually on that bar tab, there's only one person that
Speaker 2: had champagne, and that was you, Pats. That's right, yeah,
Speaker 2: So what a nice mix that you had some fresh
Speaker 2: bread and some champa.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: At the start Today show. In the secret part of
Speaker 2: the show, the secret Howl, we're talking about the school place,
Speaker 2: whether we had the speaking part or the shame of
Speaker 2: having a non speaking part, And we start to put
Speaker 2: up on our whiteboard in the studio the school play
Speaker 2: cast of stars from all of our roles and the
Speaker 2: people that called in. So we've got Jack.
Speaker 3: Well, you've probably got the most prominent speaking part of
Speaker 3: anybody that we've had on today. You were George the
Speaker 3: Dragon Slayer and some King George remake. I was Boy
Speaker 3: at Canteen, a non speaking role in the original play.
Speaker 3: Pats was a dancing zombie in the chorus line.
Speaker 2: Of the podcast when she left.
Speaker 3: Of course, we had Paul playing the donkey. Keita was
Speaker 3: a cardboard tree, Vanessa was a shrub, Alex was an
Speaker 3: air conditioning unit, and Olivia had to play two roles
Speaker 3: in the same scene, farmer and.
Speaker 2: The cow powerful. That's range. So were you in your
Speaker 2: school play? What were you? Let me know on nine
Speaker 2: four one o four three Becks who takes your calls
Speaker 2: on the show, producer Becks. She started to tell us
Speaker 2: before the show about her school plan, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I can't do this justice. You need to go on
Speaker 2: out and tell everyone. Becks, tell us about your school play.
Speaker 3: Okay. I was a co lead role Dougie and Shaza,
Speaker 3: a West Coast story. We used to write our own plays,
Speaker 3: so it was like a football netball rivalry of Romeo
Speaker 3: and Juliet's style. And I had to kiss my best
Speaker 3: friend in front of my whole school. It's really awkward.
Speaker 2: What do you mean your best friend a girl?
Speaker 3: No guy, one of my best friends. But you wrote
Speaker 3: the play the school.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we always wrote our own school plays.
Speaker 2: And there's all the casting school and you did the
Speaker 2: costume as well. Who are you then, Dougie? No modern
Speaker 2: school or something.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make it sound like a coincidence if you
Speaker 3: wrote the play and you cast the play.
Speaker 2: And then you kissed the writer director producer. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: let's know what were you in your school playing?
Speaker 1: Nine four one four one four three the Christian O'Connell
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Speaker 2: Barbara, Yes, that is so good. Yes, what of it?
Speaker 2: What do you want? Is it cold? Cool? Babs? Babs?
Speaker 2: What were you in the school play?
Speaker 8: I was a cat in snow White and the Seven Dwarf,
Speaker 8: and I had to knock the apple out of snow
Speaker 8: White's hand.
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: I don't remember cat.
Speaker 2: They just obviously they just wanted to get you on stage,
Speaker 2: so they just crowbarded a cat and snow White knocking
Speaker 2: the apple out of her hand. Well that's great. How
Speaker 2: are you? How would you rate your performance? Were you
Speaker 2: pretty good as a ca?
Speaker 12: I think I was better than my sister was as
Speaker 12: a dwarf.
Speaker 2: She was.
Speaker 11: Dopey, which was quite apt because.
Speaker 10: Here and another dwarf went upstage and forgot to put
Speaker 10: their masks back on when.
Speaker 2: They came out. She was just method, you know, she
Speaker 2: was in character. That's why she was being dopey. So
Speaker 2: your sister's in the same school play. Yeah, that's brilliant.
Speaker 2: But you've got the cats, You've got the better role.
Speaker 10: Oh well yeah, I think so.
Speaker 2: All right, listen, Babs, thank you very much for calling
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 10: Have a good day, Thanks you too, Bill.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, we've got a new thing now, I think
Speaker 2: on the show. Does simply come on here and go? Yes, Bill,
Speaker 2: good morning. I hope you're well this morning, and thanks
Speaker 2: for giving us a caol. What were you in your
Speaker 2: school play? Bill was a leper that's going to stay
Speaker 2: with you for life. So take us in the performance.
Speaker 2: Did you have to have like arms falling off somehow
Speaker 2: or fake arms? Oh? Dressed you mum like old sockings.
Speaker 2: And I had been some places hanging off me. It
Speaker 2: was pretty armless. Uh. There we go everyone, Thank you Bill,
Speaker 2: and let's get Carli on. Good morning, Carli. Oh, I
Speaker 2: take your time. Producers. Hello Carlie, Hello, how are you
Speaker 2: very good? Are you wells morning, Carlie.
Speaker 7: I am, I am so.
Speaker 11: My role in our grade sixth play of the Blues
Speaker 11: Brothers was the nun or also known as the penguin.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's good. Your school did the Blues Brothers.
Speaker 3: Yes, we did.
Speaker 2: It's really cool.
Speaker 8: Yeah it was really cool.
Speaker 11: So yes, I was the penguin and I was on
Speaker 11: stage just for the first sort of ten minutes and
Speaker 11: then yeah, I had a real nun habit and everything.
Speaker 2: And jaminis, did you have to audition for your school play?
Speaker 11: I think so. From what I can remember, I think
Speaker 11: we did audition, And I say because I was the loudest,
Speaker 11: that's why I.
Speaker 5: Got the part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember with a couple years later at my
Speaker 2: school they did a school production of bugsy Malone, and yeah,
Speaker 2: you know that's classic kids movie, that bugsy Malone. And
Speaker 2: you had to sing. And I auditioned and you had
Speaker 2: to bring along your own song. And I was as
Speaker 2: a thirty year old boy in the eighties, I was
Speaker 2: quite odd at my school. I had very strange musical tastes.
Speaker 2: I was into Elvis Presley, and this is the eighties,
Speaker 2: no one was into the King anymore. But I was
Speaker 2: right thirteen, I was into the King. So I sung
Speaker 2: for the audition for buggsy Malone Blue Swede shows. I
Speaker 2: thing is, I can't sing right. The musical teacher's back
Speaker 2: was you know to me, So he's on his piano.
Speaker 2: I could see he was shaking with laughter. It was
Speaker 2: so bad. Anyway, the next day you get to go
Speaker 2: outside the teacher's room to walk out all the castles there.
Speaker 2: I got the role of Knuckles, who's a mute he
Speaker 2: doesn't even know. Is he not sing? He doesn't even speak.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even allowed to speak. So I quit. I
Speaker 2: actually quit the production. That was too much, too sad
Speaker 2: for me, heartbreak all this, bring it all back and
Speaker 2: find it very very true. My thing.
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Speaker 2: Three Vishna, good morning, Good morning, Vishner. You're live on
Speaker 2: Gold one of four point three. What were you in
Speaker 2: your school play?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 13: I think I was on a probably grade four, and
Speaker 13: we had the robot and I had the privilege of
Speaker 13: playing the flying monkey.
Speaker 2: Okay, not Dorothy, remember the role you would have dreamt,
Speaker 2: but the flying monkey.
Speaker 13: No, I was supposed to be Dorothy. I wanted to
Speaker 13: be Dorothy, but there might be the monkey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 2: We all in life. We all wanted to be Dorothy,
Speaker 2: but we all end up the monkey in life fish?
Speaker 3: Did they rig you up? Did they do like? Did
Speaker 3: they actually try to make you fly?
Speaker 2: They did me.
Speaker 13: I had issues with my tail, Yeah, with the tail,
Speaker 13: And I noticed the audience constantly laughing and laughing, and
Speaker 13: I thought I was fantastic. Apparently ended up underneath my
Speaker 13: legs and yeah at the front of Molly's.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and did your mum or dad have to
Speaker 2: make your outfit? Do you remember, because mums and dad
Speaker 2: used to always have to do the last minute alterations
Speaker 2: to our outfits.
Speaker 7: Frisco play, Yeah, a little bit, a little bit, a
Speaker 7: little bit.
Speaker 2: Here tell also, and you probably sound like maybe a
Speaker 2: similar age to me. We're really lucky because parents never
Speaker 2: used to take cameras and stuff like that was Now
Speaker 2: everything is filmed, digitized, you know, but there's no photos
Speaker 2: of you asked that monkey.
Speaker 10: You're lucky, right, yeah, absolutely know nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great, all right, vision listen, have a good day.
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving us a call? All right, thank you.
Speaker 3: The Christian Color Breakfast shows high school Disco playlist.
Speaker 2: Okay, every Wednesday, between nine and ten on The Reckless Show,
Speaker 2: we're going to bild a mixtape and our playlist. The
Speaker 2: first one we're going to do is this high school disco,
Speaker 2: So songs you would have heard at your high school disco.
Speaker 2: All the songs that are playing between now and ten
Speaker 2: o'clock all picked by you. Last week, Quippy was looking
Speaker 2: after the record show and did a great job as always,
Speaker 2: and he was getting your song suggestions. We've got some
Speaker 2: brilliant songs coming on for the next hour. Also staying
Speaker 2: with that theme. Then today's at work time, Wester. We're
Speaker 2: looking for school movies. Take a movie to school. I've
Speaker 2: got Luk who's talking, meet the parents, evening the pats,
Speaker 2: Sure sure shanked, attention about fake and the Curious, the
Speaker 2: Curious pencil case of Benjamin Body. All right, what have
Speaker 2: you got for school movies?
Speaker 3: Jack, i'd sure shank as well, Sure shank reception.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's cute, good gold.
Speaker 3: The usual subjects.
Speaker 2: Reference not a good idea.
Speaker 3: And canteen wolf.
Speaker 2: Ah another gold there. I think you one between the
Speaker 2: two of us, so I send us yours. Then we're
Speaker 2: looking for your school movies. We do have prizes for
Speaker 2: the gold. Ones that Jack decides are the Gold, SI
Speaker 2: the Bronze. If you get gold, what did you buy, Jack,
Speaker 2: Then I'll send you off to go and see The
Speaker 2: Wizard of Oz, which is at the Regent Theater up
Speaker 2: until the twenty ninth. So if you want to text
Speaker 2: us your school movies, take a movie to school? Oh
Speaker 2: four seven five three one oh four three oh four
Speaker 2: seven five o three one oh four three. Oh, you
Speaker 2: can tweat me at oc so first song. Then this
Speaker 2: is something different, So then you we're gonna do every Wednesday,
Speaker 2: We're going to play a playlist of songs picked by
Speaker 2: you to do with a certain theme high school disco.
Speaker 2: Between now and ten o'clock. Chris Imboronia kicks us off
Speaker 2: with this great song, the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Shoe Melbourne's Gold one oh four point
Speaker 1: three time Now then.
Speaker 2: To mark today's at work time waster, which is take
Speaker 2: a school, take a movie back to school, take a
Speaker 2: school to movie, take the score of the match of
Speaker 2: the movies. Okay, all makes sense. You're awarding goal silver Bronx.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to go what you ready to go home?
Speaker 2: Or almost today? Okay, having a good time. Okay, then
Speaker 2: let's see what this one gets. Jim Mangi, Jim Mangi.
Speaker 3: Good silver plus.
Speaker 2: I can ask you to take a movie to school,
Speaker 2: Andy World, straight out of Kindy straight out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all right, Bronze plus.
Speaker 2: You've been kind Bad Boys in the back row?
Speaker 3: What's the film?
Speaker 2: Bad Boys? Boys in?
Speaker 3: Not creative enough?
Speaker 2: It is creative? Run? Oh sorry about that, Antonio, I
Speaker 2: think it's gold Home homework alone and work a line.
Speaker 3: That's good silver Scott.
Speaker 2: In Ocean Grown, Little Tuck, Shop of Horrors.
Speaker 3: That's good silver plus plus, almost a gold, but not
Speaker 3: a prize.
Speaker 2: Field Trip of Dreams, Field of Drains. Yeah, silver Year
Speaker 2: seven in Tibet, that's a goal. What's the film give
Speaker 2: in Tibet?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 2: I get the feeling in marketing is down because you
Speaker 2: don't know the movies and actually just genuinely don't know movies.
Speaker 2: Grew up in a cave, so no goals to the
Speaker 2: emotional Donald staff.
Speaker 1: You know the Christian O'Connell breakfast show on Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Now, I did ask the team what their songs that
Speaker 2: are one of their high school disco are, so Jack,
Speaker 2: your one is incredibly this one.
Speaker 3: This was the final song played at my first school disco.
Speaker 3: This isn't even a good bit yet.
Speaker 2: So did you go to it like a Greek Orthodox school?
Speaker 2: He did, not, just a.
Speaker 3: Public I don't know who chose it, but I do remember.
Speaker 3: It's all getting around in a circle.
Speaker 2: This is a bit. This is now yesterday on the
Speaker 2: show you said this is Orbal the Greek. We've had
Speaker 2: an email from Brian in Pedance Corner saying there's a
Speaker 2: book and a film where the same name as Orbit
Speaker 2: the Green, but the song is not called that. It
Speaker 2: is called Sataki or zorbas Dance. Brian, never email the
Speaker 2: show again with such boring stuff past what's yours?
Speaker 3: Mine is? I can't read my writing?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 2: It's insane? The memory, which is an amazing soul. This
Speaker 2: is a one.
Speaker 3: Instead of trying to rad your what you've scribbled on,
Speaker 3: why didn't you just use your memory to shot shot?
Speaker 2: This is just the way that she went.
Speaker 1: I have no memory.
Speaker 2: It's like when a kid does a Poe in it's pants.
Speaker 2: Felt that she just went, what's happening to us? We
Speaker 2: need to get out of here? I was still on there.
Speaker 2: Let's get out of this link.
Speaker 3: What's over? Of the Great Time?
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Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow morning. England could be out of
Speaker 2: the World Cup, they could be into the World Cup Final.
Speaker 2: Jack and I are going to watch the game round
Speaker 2: at Andy Lee's, despite Andy Lee not being there and
Speaker 2: Jack so westby house sitting. We haven't checked this with Andy,
Speaker 2: not just that we're bringing around Mark, who's a Croatian fan,
Speaker 2: and so we're going around to Andy lees house. We've
Speaker 2: got a chuck in the back of a car and
Speaker 2: blindfold him. I did.
Speaker 3: I didn't say we had to do that.
Speaker 2: Nick co producer said that the lawyer Sarah, the lawyer
Speaker 2: says we have to do that. I mean, are we
Speaker 2: going to get arrested driving through the streets of Richmond.
Speaker 2: What don't we eat up for him? With a blindfolded
Speaker 2: listener in the back. We're going to stay down.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's all right. We're just going to Andy Lee's house.
Speaker 2: He's not there, but it's fine, It's all fine, Tyler.
Speaker 2: Today's show is zero point eight percent. All right, we'll
Speaker 2: speak to you tomorrow morning. Thanks for listening The
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