WEBVTT - MINI: Weekend Tunes

0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Christin o'connells Show podcast. Today we got three chopic Tuesday

0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.360
<v Speaker 1>and I'm about to go around the team find out

0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:11.840
<v Speaker 1>the song that sums up our long weekend. Patsy, what's

0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:13.000
<v Speaker 1>it for you mate? What did he get up to?

0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Yesterday? We very bravely made the pilgrimage to Bunnings. We're

0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:22.000
<v Speaker 2>after a new outdoor setting because the dog destroyed the

0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:22.480
<v Speaker 2>other one.

0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:24.759
<v Speaker 1>So what do you mean the dog destroyed it?

0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:26.480
<v Speaker 3>He chewed it?

0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.400
<v Speaker 1>What through like words pine mahogany.

0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.240
<v Speaker 2>It was aluminium and he managed to do the first

0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:34.479
<v Speaker 2>night we went out without him.

0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:36.960
<v Speaker 1>A honey batch has got the strongest bite, you know,

0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:40.159
<v Speaker 1>they could probably do that, but a dog actually mashing

0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:41.400
<v Speaker 1>up aluminium.

0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Well, he got into the cushions. So we got home

0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:46.320
<v Speaker 2>after a night out of leaving him for a few

0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:48.600
<v Speaker 2>hours as a puppy for the first time, and it's like,

0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:50.360
<v Speaker 2>I'll teach you to go out and leave me on

0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:53.599
<v Speaker 2>my own for three hours cheot all the cushions up.

0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:55.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh I see, but that was a year ago.

0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:57.520
<v Speaker 3>If he was a puppy, yeah, I know, And.

0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:00.840
<v Speaker 1>So slashed furniture out. There's a nice look.

0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, we haven't been game to get anything new, because

0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:07.240
<v Speaker 2>he's just such a wrecking ball. So we figure maybe

0:01:07.280 --> 0:01:10.040
<v Speaker 2>now he served his apprenticeship and we're finally game enough

0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.319
<v Speaker 2>to go looking for another outdoor setting for summer.

0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what you can? We've got it for

0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.199
<v Speaker 1>the puppy to stop the puppy sort of chewing up stuff.

0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:20.120
<v Speaker 1>There's this spray. It's cool, it's called puppy Off. It

0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:23.080
<v Speaker 1>is got horrible smell. It's like a mustard smell, and

0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:25.360
<v Speaker 1>obviously it's that dog with the sharps with a big

0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.720
<v Speaker 1>old snout. It's a horrible mustard thing where they go

0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.360
<v Speaker 1>to cheer and they go, what is that mustard sprayed

0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:31.640
<v Speaker 1>on that?

0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.480
<v Speaker 3>But then the whole family has to put up with

0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:34.280
<v Speaker 3>that smell as well.

0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:37.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's right, Yeah you might try that everything though,

0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.959
<v Speaker 2>like we've tried eucalyptus oil and stuff and it just doesn't.

0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.600
<v Speaker 1>But that's a nice I love the smell of eucalyptus oil.

0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.360
<v Speaker 1>That just clear as sinus is out.

0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, So we got to Bunnings and almost instantly regretted

0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:54.280
<v Speaker 2>it because it was it was just heaving yesterday, long weekend.

0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's out and about, even though it was a bit chilly,

0:01:57.040 --> 0:02:00.280
<v Speaker 2>and they've got it's quite a good system. But you've

0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.520
<v Speaker 2>got a que of course now like you forget, you're

0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:05.160
<v Speaker 2>sort of stuck in your old ways, pre sort of

0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.600
<v Speaker 2>COVID where you just turn up and rock in. But

0:02:07.680 --> 0:02:10.480
<v Speaker 2>of course now you have to queue. So they've got

0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:13.880
<v Speaker 2>this roped off section that like snakes its way through

0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:16.680
<v Speaker 2>the car park. So Chris looked at me and he goes,

0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.480
<v Speaker 2>how desperately do you really want to go to Bunnings today?

0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:21.640
<v Speaker 2>And I said, well, look, we're here now, we'll do

0:02:21.720 --> 0:02:24.720
<v Speaker 2>it anyway. So we lined up in mque and you know,

0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:27.359
<v Speaker 2>you've got to stand on your yellow crosses in everything,

0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:29.679
<v Speaker 2>and everyone's, oh, good morning, how are you. How's a

0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:33.280
<v Speaker 2>long weekend? But it thrust me back to the nineties

0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.640
<v Speaker 2>and my nightclub day is having to queue outside the nightclub.

0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:42.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's needs to be a Netflix show of

0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:46.520
<v Speaker 1>Partcy's nightclub days. Just reminded me.

0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.240
<v Speaker 2>It took me back when we're at Horsham. When I

0:02:49.240 --> 0:02:51.520
<v Speaker 2>worked at Horsham, there was this local pub. It was

0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:54.639
<v Speaker 2>the only discoing town, so it was the happening place.

0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.520
<v Speaker 2>And when we first moved there, it's like, g you,

0:02:57.600 --> 0:02:59.680
<v Speaker 2>that must be a really good joint, Like there's this

0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:02.560
<v Speaker 2>cue you going around the corner down the main street.

0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:06.120
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, first night we went out, we went there

0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:09.920
<v Speaker 2>thinking this is going to be fantastic. Got inside and

0:03:09.960 --> 0:03:13.040
<v Speaker 2>there's like half a dozen people in there, including the

0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:16.680
<v Speaker 2>bar staff and the DJ. In this place was a dive.

0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:20.400
<v Speaker 2>It had wall to wall carpet and as you walked

0:03:20.400 --> 0:03:23.600
<v Speaker 2>across it, your feet would like stick to the carpet.

0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a sort of a good venue. They used

0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:27.000
<v Speaker 1>to be like that. I used to love those sticky

0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.320
<v Speaker 1>floor venues. You knew you were somewhere good that never

0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.120
<v Speaker 1>wanted to clean or mop the floor all month.

0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:34.200
<v Speaker 3>I went to a nightclub in the Gold Coast once.

0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:37.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if it's still there. Sticky carpet floors.

0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:41.600
<v Speaker 3>They and their theme was they had beds instead of chairs,

0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:45.000
<v Speaker 3>so you sat on the beds and ordered. Someone would

0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.760
<v Speaker 3>come to the beds and you would order a drink

0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:50.840
<v Speaker 3>from there, and the host, the host would walk around

0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.800
<v Speaker 3>with a spray bottle because it smelt so bad, the

0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:56.880
<v Speaker 3>carpets and spraying ascent.

0:03:57.360 --> 0:04:00.520
<v Speaker 1>From the Blues Brothers. That's rough. So how do you

0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.520
<v Speaker 1>get on in Bunnings? Then? Did you get what you needed.

0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:04.960
<v Speaker 2>No, we we might have had a bit of a

0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:09.680
<v Speaker 2>disagreement in Aisle fifteen yesterday. So I want to get

0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:13.040
<v Speaker 2>like this, you know, indestructible setting. I'm looking at cement

0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:14.880
<v Speaker 2>or something like that.

0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Cement a cement table for outside, carrying that back to

0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:22.080
<v Speaker 1>the car.

0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:27.200
<v Speaker 2>It's really nice to mid tables and bench bench settings

0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:28.400
<v Speaker 2>now that you can get and they.

0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:29.760
<v Speaker 3>Look quite them.

0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:33.440
<v Speaker 1>I think yes in Chris isn't.

0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.520
<v Speaker 2>A fan and he reckons we can't put it on

0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:36.800
<v Speaker 2>the decking we've got.

0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:40.279
<v Speaker 1>Or the car. The car would be like so it

0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.880
<v Speaker 1>would be from a cartoon. It goes up in the air.

0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:47.640
<v Speaker 3>Are you building an outdoor setting or escape park anyway?

0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:50.760
<v Speaker 2>So there's a there's we've agreed to disagree on. We're

0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.760
<v Speaker 2>no closer basically to getting the outdoor setting. We can't

0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:54.720
<v Speaker 2>agree on what we want.

0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:56.360
<v Speaker 1>So it's nothing worse than you go to all the

0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.760
<v Speaker 1>effort and you don't leave with anything. It is no

0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:01.120
<v Speaker 1>that you haven't settled it and you've only got to

0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.279
<v Speaker 1>come back at some point and do it all again.

0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:05.560
<v Speaker 3>And you have a whisper argument in the aisles, Well,

0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:07.800
<v Speaker 3>I think there's a mentalill do just fine?

0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:11.520
<v Speaker 1>How many how many iron arguments today. Of any places

0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.040
<v Speaker 1>to have an ile argument, you think Bunnings have the more.

0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:16.880
<v Speaker 1>You're not really kicking off in a in a supermarket,

0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:20.480
<v Speaker 1>I line about the chips or what Marjarine brand to get.

0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:22.480
<v Speaker 1>But in Bunnings, what does it amount of meltdowns I've

0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:24.920
<v Speaker 1>had with other mind teenage daughters about stuff they're going

0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.640
<v Speaker 1>or my wife rings. I wonder many people have actually

0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:30.200
<v Speaker 1>just split up end of a relationship in an at

0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Bunnings Christian Christian show shot, what do you go to

0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:37.200
<v Speaker 1>this long weekend?

0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:41.480
<v Speaker 3>Allow me to take you to the Croatian city of Dalmatia.

0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.680
<v Speaker 3>Of course we all recognize this as the national anthem

0:05:49.680 --> 0:05:55.719
<v Speaker 3>of Croatia, Unmistakable right. We did a thousand piece puzzle

0:05:55.760 --> 0:06:00.000
<v Speaker 3>over the weekend of Croatia of the City of Dalmatia.

0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:02.800
<v Speaker 3>Don't know how we chose Criati as the puzzle when

0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.039
<v Speaker 3>we bought it, but it's been sitting in the cupboard

0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:07.320
<v Speaker 3>for a few years now and we got it out

0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.800
<v Speaker 3>to put it together over the long weekend.

0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:12.400
<v Speaker 1>You and your wife, you're in your seventies now, Yeah,

0:06:12.760 --> 0:06:15.279
<v Speaker 1>what's happened to you both over the weekend. It's a

0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:18.039
<v Speaker 1>fine line between the lifestyle of the hipster and a

0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:22.280
<v Speaker 1>very old person. That both of the similarities are very similar. Actually,

0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:27.080
<v Speaker 1>you did a thousand piece chigsaw on a Croatian city.

0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Have you been there?

0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.000
<v Speaker 3>I've not been there.

0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:31.320
<v Speaker 1>No. What was it like a port? Is it almost

0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:35.760
<v Speaker 1>import Yeah? Yeah? Notice the jigsaw people they love a port,

0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.760
<v Speaker 1>don't there With the boats and the harbor and stuff

0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:41.120
<v Speaker 1>that it makes a nice vista for a jigsaw.

0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:43.320
<v Speaker 3>And it was a beautiful vista by the time we finished.

0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.760
<v Speaker 3>We put a lot of hours into it. I mean

0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:47.960
<v Speaker 3>people would be doing a lot of puzzles over this

0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:49.640
<v Speaker 3>isolation period.

0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Care homes and places like that. Yeah, and the medical

0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:53.720
<v Speaker 1>facilities and stuff like that.

0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a thousand piece puzzle is no easy. Feet took

0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:58.159
<v Speaker 3>us many hours over the weekend.

0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they're going to erect a statue today. I

0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.480
<v Speaker 1>mean the sacrifice you two put in to do this

0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.080
<v Speaker 1>feet of enjoyance already. So when would you do it?

0:07:06.120 --> 0:07:06.880
<v Speaker 1>Like in the evening?

0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, in the days as well? Oh yeah, can't

0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:10.600
<v Speaker 3>wait to time.

0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:14.600
<v Speaker 1>You don't wait for nightfall to crank open another cuple

0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:17.280
<v Speaker 1>of pieces of that port of dumb make sure in

0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.720
<v Speaker 1>Croatia and there'd.

0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.320
<v Speaker 2>Be lots of samey, samey pieces, wouldn't theyre Jack if

0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:26.040
<v Speaker 2>it's support because Croatia's got all those beautiful stone sort

0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.320
<v Speaker 2>of buildings and stuff.

0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.160
<v Speaker 3>You're right, Patsy, you know your Croatia. Well, yes, the

0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.880
<v Speaker 3>water was very difficult to complete. The sky was very

0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:37.080
<v Speaker 3>difficult to complete. Yeah, we know. We were doing it

0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.680
<v Speaker 3>all hours of the day. Work up, first thing in

0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:39.920
<v Speaker 3>the morning, started the puzzle.

0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:42.480
<v Speaker 1>This is my question of the scene. So it's on

0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:44.800
<v Speaker 1>the coffee table, because you need a big thing to happen.

0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Well, this is the thing. We used the dining table.

0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:49.760
<v Speaker 3>So we had all our meals over the weekend at

0:07:49.800 --> 0:07:52.760
<v Speaker 3>the TV and on the couch because the puzzle's taking

0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:53.800
<v Speaker 3>up the dining table.

0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:55.840
<v Speaker 1>The project the Sistine Chapel, that's are going on in

0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:57.160
<v Speaker 1>the kitchen on the dining table.

0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.239
<v Speaker 3>So then we finish it and I'm ready to break

0:07:59.240 --> 0:08:02.080
<v Speaker 3>it up because we've already said goodbye to the dining

0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.920
<v Speaker 3>table all weekend. And I said, all right, levelll, time

0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:06.840
<v Speaker 3>to break it up. Looks great, well done, thumbs up.

0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Banker said no, no, no, we put We've put so

0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:13.040
<v Speaker 3>many hours into it. We have it has to stay.

0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:15.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I get it. Michaelangrol didn't get a

0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:16.640
<v Speaker 1>great big gold jet washer out.

0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:20.920
<v Speaker 3>Just spray that.

0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:24.080
<v Speaker 1>That's that done. What you're doing?

0:08:25.720 --> 0:08:27.840
<v Speaker 3>Then, how long do we have to leave the puzzle

0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:28.560
<v Speaker 3>on the dining tab?

0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.040
<v Speaker 1>I mean how many hours? Just give me a guest,

0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:31.760
<v Speaker 1>what do you think?

0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:34.200
<v Speaker 3>Ten hours? Probably ten hours.

0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:36.120
<v Speaker 1>You try to put ten hours. I want to get

0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:38.480
<v Speaker 1>visitors to come and see it. She was just a

0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:41.320
<v Speaker 1>tourist attraction. You put ten thousand, you're going to destroy it.

0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.640
<v Speaker 3>But when you see I mean, you see a puzzle

0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.320
<v Speaker 3>and it's just you're like, oh, yeah, you did a puzzle.

0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:48.719
<v Speaker 3>You don't keep her on the dining room table, and

0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:49.640
<v Speaker 3>we're definitely.

0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:52.800
<v Speaker 1>A problem with what you've done. Essentially, you've arrived at

0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:56.120
<v Speaker 1>what a great anti climax After all of that, you're gone,

0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:59.680
<v Speaker 1>what do we do now? Exactly? That's the whole point

0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:02.760
<v Speaker 1>of doing the jigsaw puzzle. It's it's the joy, I

0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.760
<v Speaker 1>guess is actually the putting together. So what are you

0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.480
<v Speaker 1>talking to each other going, I've got a bit of

0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.320
<v Speaker 1>sea here, I've got a bit of sea here. What

0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:09.800
<v Speaker 1>do you think yours is? Know?

0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:12.760
<v Speaker 3>We we each wear our ear pods and listen to

0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:13.960
<v Speaker 3>a separate podcast.

0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Oh god, this is a lot Sader thought, Pats.

0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.439
<v Speaker 1>Just imagine the scene. It's like a couple near the

0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:23.559
<v Speaker 1>end of a relationship.

0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:26.400
<v Speaker 3>It's not that.

0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I walking past that house. So see you both with

0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:34.280
<v Speaker 1>your headphones on doing some born old jigsaw of a

0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:37.160
<v Speaker 1>port in Europe. I was thinking, oh, they're breaking up

0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:37.680
<v Speaker 1>this weekend.

0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.720
<v Speaker 3>A couple who is so deeply connected that they don't

0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:43.600
<v Speaker 3>have to have a conversation all the time. Discussing in

0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:45.199
<v Speaker 3>each other's presence is enough.

0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:48.080
<v Speaker 2>I think that's lovely.

0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's lovely. Christian Connell, Christian Podcast, Christians How Jack

0:09:56.040 --> 0:10:00.200
<v Speaker 1>of Fearless Pain for the completed thousand piece jigsaw for me?

0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Finished it. Take a photo. It's done for my father

0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.960
<v Speaker 1>in law. He builds a frame, cuts glass, mounts them.

0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:10.360
<v Speaker 1>This is like a idea. Well let it called Christine Hart.

0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:13.400
<v Speaker 1>I've just shown this to Jack, a beautiful looking one

0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:18.160
<v Speaker 1>of it's like the Atlas of the world, of the globe.

0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:20.640
<v Speaker 1>It's an amazing black and white one that she said

0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:23.120
<v Speaker 1>took her two weeks that they have mounted on wall

0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.120
<v Speaker 1>that looks beautiful and trying to find out how many pieces.

0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:30.640
<v Speaker 1>The song that sums up my weekend is this up

0:10:30.640 --> 0:10:32.240
<v Speaker 1>on the roof, which is where I had to go

0:10:32.360 --> 0:10:38.360
<v Speaker 1>yesterday to a neighbour's house. This kitt and we've got us.

0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.720
<v Speaker 1>I think actually thinks it's a dog. It's just determined

0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:44.520
<v Speaker 1>to it's a it's the breed of it. It's supposed

0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:46.400
<v Speaker 1>to be one of these indoor cats. Some people have

0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:48.400
<v Speaker 1>these things called indoor cats. I didn't know it was

0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.520
<v Speaker 1>a concept. I had a cat when I was a

0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:52.480
<v Speaker 1>teenager and he just would bugger off for a week.

0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:53.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I.

0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:59.559
<v Speaker 1>Around this cat. Larry the cat is apparently purposely bred

0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.080
<v Speaker 1>to stay indoors. But I feel sorry for him, you know,

0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.360
<v Speaker 1>it's to be out there. He sees the dog's going

0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.960
<v Speaker 1>out there. He cries, He literally me ows. He just

0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:09.480
<v Speaker 1>stairs to the day looking outside. It breaks my heart.

0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:11.839
<v Speaker 1>Yesterday morning, I get out and feeding the dogs and

0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:13.600
<v Speaker 1>the puppies, and it's like the ark at the moment

0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:15.760
<v Speaker 1>around her ours and I see Larry the count and

0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.640
<v Speaker 1>I think, oh, can it deal. I have a little

0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.760
<v Speaker 1>wander around the deck. You know, I'll keep an eye

0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:21.520
<v Speaker 1>on him. So I go indoors, make a hot drink

0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.800
<v Speaker 1>for myself, sit there watching it on. I'm chatting to

0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:25.920
<v Speaker 1>my fifteen or daughter, Ruby and it's it's her cat.

0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.439
<v Speaker 1>She's getting a bit of angsty. So now you don't

0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.720
<v Speaker 1>think he's gonna run away. And I say it's a joke.

0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Maybe today he's as big off and he's been waiting

0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:36.400
<v Speaker 1>for this day. Seconds later, he literally shinnes up a tree,

0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.120
<v Speaker 1>goes across the wall, jumps down the name of his garden.

0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:42.040
<v Speaker 1>I leap up, go out to the garden and go Larry, Larry,

0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Larry Larry. He doesn't even look round. Cats don't. He

0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.240
<v Speaker 1>doesn't even look round a dog would look round. When

0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:50.160
<v Speaker 1>he hit his name, He's gone. He is gone. He's

0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.880
<v Speaker 1>into a neighbor's garden, right, some like ruby, We're gonna

0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.400
<v Speaker 1>have to go around and wait the neighbors up. We've

0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.640
<v Speaker 1>got these lovely, elderly neighbors. They're so friendly. But whenever

0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.679
<v Speaker 1>I go around there, there's always some drama that I

0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.560
<v Speaker 1>need helpful. So I'm not hammering on the doors. I've

0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.439
<v Speaker 1>seven in the morning, you know, the long weekend, yesterday morning,

0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:08.520
<v Speaker 1>and they open the door and I go, hey, listen,

0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.800
<v Speaker 1>our cat is in your garden. Can I just get

0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:12.920
<v Speaker 1>in the back there? They go, yeah, yeah, sure, come

0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:17.360
<v Speaker 1>around the side. Obviously they're retired, they're still social distancing,

0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:20.800
<v Speaker 1>so they stay indoors and I just go around the back. Right.

0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.800
<v Speaker 1>They're now watching me and Ruby, the fifteen year old. Right.

0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:26.680
<v Speaker 1>Larry is on their garacter sort of shed roof at

0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.000
<v Speaker 1>the bottom of their garden. I'm looking at him, thinking

0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:30.920
<v Speaker 1>how are we going to get him down now? So

0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:33.040
<v Speaker 1>I tried to sort of shimmy up a pole and

0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.200
<v Speaker 1>why it's got like a plastic drain bike. I'm going

0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.720
<v Speaker 1>to pull this away and hurt myself. So I go

0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.800
<v Speaker 1>if you've got a ladder, and I borrow a ladder.

0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:43.320
<v Speaker 1>This is half seven yesterday morning. He has to come out.

0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:47.439
<v Speaker 1>Now we're still social distance. He gets this extendable ladder out,

0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:49.120
<v Speaker 1>hands it to me. I have to shove it in

0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:52.040
<v Speaker 1>like his hedge, and they've got an immaculate garden. It

0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.280
<v Speaker 1>must have been their pride and joy. It's wreck now

0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.720
<v Speaker 1>I have to put this ladder as I get into it,

0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:59.319
<v Speaker 1>sinking down in the said of their freshly dug sort

0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.440
<v Speaker 1>of rose bed let up the side of this shed,

0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:05.080
<v Speaker 1>and they've got a really high roof. Larry is about

0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:07.760
<v Speaker 1>six foot. I got up there and Larry, he's just

0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.199
<v Speaker 1>looking at me some bathing It's like Shawshank redemption, you know,

0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.480
<v Speaker 1>when he puts that classical music on. Is this some

0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:20.320
<v Speaker 1>joint his my, he's andy, he's out, he says some

0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:26.040
<v Speaker 1>bathe in that beautiful sweet son on his cat face freedom,

0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:27.760
<v Speaker 1>you know. And he's six feet from me and I can't.

0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:29.760
<v Speaker 1>I can't get onto the roof because I'll go through

0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.280
<v Speaker 1>it into the shed, right, and I go, Larry, Larry,

0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.600
<v Speaker 1>He's not coming towards me. He's up. Screw you, I'm done.

0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm out, so go and get cats. Only get motivated

0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:39.360
<v Speaker 1>by one thing. Food. I won't go and get his bowl.

0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.120
<v Speaker 1>She goes back indoors, feels up. His bold of food

0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.760
<v Speaker 1>comes back right. The old couple's still back indoors now

0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:48.080
<v Speaker 1>watching this whole drama. It's like some sort of theater show.

0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Dad and the door driving a meltdown. I go up

0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.800
<v Speaker 1>the ladder again now with his bowl. Larry starts to

0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:55.760
<v Speaker 1>slowly come towards me. I'm doing you know, when you

0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:57.480
<v Speaker 1>don't want to give away the glint in your eye,

0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.800
<v Speaker 1>because I keep in my mind I'm practicing the grab.

0:13:59.840 --> 0:14:02.360
<v Speaker 1>Do it slowly, like I'm gonna tickle him under the

0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:06.439
<v Speaker 1>chin and then get that scruff OF's neck. I go, Harry.

0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.880
<v Speaker 3>It's the same way they got Andrew to pray out

0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.240
<v Speaker 3>and that morning's office in shawshake redemption.

0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:14.520
<v Speaker 1>That's quite right, Yeah, Larry, come back here because he

0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:17.480
<v Speaker 1>puts his head down and I've got him scruff's neck.

0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.520
<v Speaker 1>And now I've got him, I'm like, I'm up this ladder.

0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:22.360
<v Speaker 1>How do I get down the ladder? I can't use

0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.400
<v Speaker 1>my hands. I'm wrestling him down like he's an on

0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:27.760
<v Speaker 1>the run fugitive. He's reluctant. He doesn't want to come

0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:31.840
<v Speaker 1>with me. He's doing that a couple of paws and

0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:34.320
<v Speaker 1>trying to swing around like haymakers to try and get

0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.720
<v Speaker 1>an eye out of my eyeball. And I now push

0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:39.800
<v Speaker 1>him through a wrung then have to pass him over

0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.720
<v Speaker 1>to my other hand. The teenagers now behind me going,

0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:45.280
<v Speaker 1>don't hurt when he's okay? Like this there their mom

0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:47.440
<v Speaker 1>does this when they're little kids. He's fine. We need

0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.920
<v Speaker 1>to get him now. I passed him down to Ruby.

0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Then the two of us have to walk down the streets.

0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:55.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, a am with a cat who doesn't want

0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:57.760
<v Speaker 1>to come with us, Like between, I'm not put my

0:14:57.920 --> 0:14:59.880
<v Speaker 1>arms round her. She's got her arms around here and

0:14:59.880 --> 0:15:01.800
<v Speaker 1>the of us and say thank you to the neighbors.

0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.880
<v Speaker 1>They've got to put the ladder back. I forgot. I

0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't go back with So that was our yesterday morning

0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:09.120
<v Speaker 1>for half an hour to recapture Larry.

0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:11.160
<v Speaker 3>So and now all doors locked at all times, he

0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:12.080
<v Speaker 3>can't go outside.

0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.440
<v Speaker 1>You might have this, Patsy, are you Are you at

0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:16.320
<v Speaker 1>the age yet with already where you have to have

0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:19.720
<v Speaker 1>a meeting, a family meeting. This is my wife's favorite things.

0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, it's trouble is I wander into it. I

0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:24.760
<v Speaker 1>don't realize we're having a meeting. I just think we're

0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.400
<v Speaker 1>having a little chat. Oh, this is a meeting. I

0:15:27.400 --> 0:15:29.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't know we were having a meeting. We've got a

0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:33.920
<v Speaker 1>meeting tonight to decide what to do, letting Larry out, whether.

0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.600
<v Speaker 3>He can be one that roams the straight, to whether

0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:36.480
<v Speaker 3>he's stuck indoors.

0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I quoted Sting I said, some times, if you love someone,

0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:39.960
<v Speaker 1>you've got to set them free, you know, and the

0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:41.840
<v Speaker 1>hope that they will come back. So we've got a

0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:43.760
<v Speaker 1>big meeting tonight. So anyway, that's the song that sums

0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:47.640
<v Speaker 1>up my weekend up on the roofs Connell Shoot