WEBVTT - FULL: Tiny Monkey Mind 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:04.320 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's Show podcast. 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:07.200 Friday Morning. Welcome to the weekend. Good morning Jack, post 0:00:07.240 --> 0:00:10.840 morning guys, Happy Friday, Patsy. Before we get into double 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.119 thumbs this week, what does everyone doing this weekend? What 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:13.960 do you have to Pats? 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:18.320 We have family coming up from the country for lunch 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:22.040 tomorrow for my parents' sixtieth wedding anniversary. 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:22.960 Weeks sixty years. 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:27.400 Yeah, it's quite an achievement, is what is that's diamond? 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:31.120 Yes, yes, that's diamond in the old scale, because there's new, 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:34.320 there's new and there's old. Do you know what I mean? Well, 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.800 so like the old one is diamond, but the new 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:41.680 one might be something even more spectacular, because sixty years 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:45.279 in today's years are like even better than the. 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:48.320 Old don anniversary. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.720 Why is it because people don't stay together as long 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:51.640 a correct? 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:51.840 Oh? 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.320 I see, yes, so they've been together. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:56.240 See what a journey sixty years? 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:57.720 Isn't it gorgeous? 0:00:57.960 --> 0:00:58.160 Yeah? 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:00.279 So I'm making lunch for every one. 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:03.920 Oh, what a lovely thing. What's the weather like this weekend? 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:08.280 Is it piping beautiful? Like twenty six, twenty seven sunny 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:08.959 right through to. 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.720 Like choose That's perfect, isn't it? Once you gets over thirty, 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:13.720 no one wants to go outside. 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.520 They're on most What are you doing for lunch? 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.559 You're gonna laugh at this. I'm doing a few different casseroles. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:23.080 But no, no, now, don't like chat. 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:26.000 It's relevant for the audience. Okay, you do the hits. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:27.679 They love a case. 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:29.960 Yeah, it's a celebration meal. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:31.280 It's heavy, isn't it. 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:33.800 No, But I've organized cake. There's cake. 0:01:34.480 --> 0:01:36.280 Bloody hell, you're going to put them to sleep, A 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.520 big old beef casserole and a lump of cake. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.160 There's a few different things. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:43.640 If you want to sleep during the speeches and a nap, 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.520 come in, watch out. It's like a tree fall. 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:48.960 And I've had a few requests for my scollot potato 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.520 and make a mean scollot potato at Christmas time. 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:53.320 Everyone's like, please, can you make. 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:57.920 It Christmas in July? Jack, you've got a busy weekend. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:00.200 Yes, we'll drop the anchor at the airport tomorrow. She 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:03.600 goes on a three night hike and four day hike 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.960 in Sydney. And then I've got Gordy alking. 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:10.880 Around Sydney, well, the shops, the sun so flies in 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:11.359 the city. 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:13.760 Then she goes down to a coastal hike. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.440 Gotcha, gotcha? So what have you got planning? You've got 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:17.799 a boys weekend? Are you and your boy? 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.400 All that's really in the calendar is a lot of footage. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.240 I get the feet of that. You were watching a 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.120 lot of footy away in that time. So has he 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:25.720 ever been to a footy game? 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:26.080 No? 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:28.160 I thought he was too young? What do you reckon? 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:30.960 He says, this weekend to be his first game. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:33.280 No, we're just watching an a Mats place on TV. So 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.800 I thought you were going No, no, no, too much? 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.200 Didn't get bulled out? Was too much trouble? 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:46.560 You're around on the floor, yeah, halftime? Leave her? 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:50.880 No, no, no, this weekend, I'm a nurse. In about 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:52.960 two hours time, my seventeen year old George has been 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:56.080 taken to the hospital knocked out and then four teeth 0:02:56.120 --> 0:02:58.440 taken out of her mouth, so that it's quite savage. 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:05.519 It has been arranged. You don't get that hr there'll 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:08.400 be more teeth coming out, missy. She's having four wis 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:10.760 some teeth out today? So good luck to have a 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.760 lot of ice cream over the weekend, rotating that jelly 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.320 with lemonade and those peace as well. In the Ice 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:20.200 based Christian Connell Show podcast Patsy, what are you giving 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.040 your double thumbs up to you? What are you enjoying? 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:25.760 We saw a movie last weekend on Netflix, Leave the 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.320 World Behind. It's Julia Robertson Kevin Bacon. 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:29.600 I read the book, did you? 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:30.360 Yes? 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:33.480 Yeah, Well we read the book. I liked it. 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:35.120 I have a major problem with it, but I can't 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.640 say without giving away the ending. But I didn't say 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:40.360 what was your what did in your mind? I just 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:40.840 didn't like. 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.840 So you didn't like the movie version, but you love 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:43.160 the book. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:44.800 No, I didn't like the book. I haven't seen the movie. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.800 But remember everyone's problem with the TV show Lost is 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:50.840 it set all these mysteries and then they were like, 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.640 all right, here we go, last episode. We're going to 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:55.240 find out answer it all. Yeah, there's a bit of 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.200 that going on and leave the world. This is what 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.040 the love God said. In fact, he said at the 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:01.200 end of it. That was the most ridiculous ending I've 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.680 ever seen. But I actually really liked it because you 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:04.800 have to use your imagination. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.760 It's obvious what's going to happen. It's like put two 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:08.360 and two together. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.680 I like when they tell you exactly what happens. No, 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:15.000 I I like them revealing the mystery. 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:16.520 Out. 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:17.920 I want to join my own dots. 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.280 It's like in the end of every Scooby Doo episode, 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:22.800 you get to pull off the mask. That's that's the 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:23.680 satisfying bit. 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.400 Thought for once, we're having a serious chat about pulp culture, 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:27.719 and then we're back. 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:30.239 To Scooby to her, that's the satisfying bit is learning 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:33.839 who it was, the whole kind of the whole man who. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:38.600 Runs every time. But it's a good acalyptic thriller. I 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:39.360 loved it. 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:39.920 A new movie. 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:41.280 It's relatively new. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:43.320 I think it was released December last year. 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.200 I would be very happy with a Julia Roberts channel. 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.240 You know what, I really like Julia Roberts. She is 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:50.200 aging so. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:53.120 Great wider smile than Judia Roberts. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:54.159 I think she's beautiful. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.719 I think she is so natural and down to earth, 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:58.360 and as she gets older. 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.120 It's mouth. I can't stop thinking about that. Smile just 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:02.160 likes out my heart. 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.920 That's that's not nice in a beautiful way. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:09.680 Yeah. I love coming, you know, and I love Roberts. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:14.160 Smile are so many that's pretty good. 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.440 That's actually a very good thing. Okay, now we've ever 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.080 need to do come at prank cause we'll get you. 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:19.279 To do them. 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:22.880 I really liked that. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.880 I think it was in like the top five or 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:27.039 something last weekend on Netflix. The other thing I did 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.159 mention earlier in the week Wicked. If you get a 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:30.880 chance to go and see it at the Regent, do 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.520 go because it gives a beautiful backstory on the Witches. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.240 It's an amazing music. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.919 And you'll think differently about the evil Witch. 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.279 Yeah. And I also think even people who don't like 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:44.000 musicals this is something else and end up going with 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:45.640 my daughters when they were when they were younger. When 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.400 it opened in London, we went three times. It's amazing. 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:49.200 It is one of. 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:50.760 Those that you want to go back to. And I 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.760 will briefly mention it's wrapped. The season's just wrap. But 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:57.359 Big Miracles on Channel nine, which follows the IVF stories 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:00.680 of Couples, is just an absolute delight. 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:02.200 I haven't heard anything about that. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.120 Oh my god, Jack of you and Benko. Oh, it's 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:06.120 absolutely stunning. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.560 You still watch on nine plug yes man. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:11.800 And it's just having been through IVF, I watch it 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:15.440 and it's just I cry every time because if you're 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:19.080 struggling with fertility, if you know or you know someone 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:22.680 who has, I guarantee it will absolutely. 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:23.440 Tug at your heart strings. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:26.440 And it just it reminds me of our journey and 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:30.640 these couples just opening up and sharing the struggle that 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.440 they have. It's just absolutely beautiful, big miracles. 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.640 Actually, do you know what I did watch half an episode. 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:38.599 I came in, my wife was in tears and I 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.919 sat there watch it. It's sat here in Melbourne, Yes, yes, 0:06:42.480 --> 0:06:45.600 I didn't. They do a lot of global pioneering research 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:47.440 in IVF right here in Melbourn. 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.480 It's amazing Melbourne had the first IVF baby. I think 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:54.920 I believe that's the case. That maybe Monash IVF to. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:56.679 Tell me this. Does it always end with good news? 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.279 Are they finding out? Oh no, I can't be watching 0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:00.280 that way. 0:07:00.440 --> 0:07:02.880 But it's raw and it's honest and it's I think 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:05.400 it's a window into how it is for a lot 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.160 of couples now and it's just, you know so much 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.480 what takes me back. So much of what the couple 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:14.160 say is exactly how I felt. They had a woman 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.080 this week say what good am I as a woman 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:19.360 and That might sound harsh, but I can remember having 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.440 exactly the same sentiment of what's wrong with me? Why 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.040 am I so broken that I just I can't do this. 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.560 Felt if they can't produce it, that's horrible naturally or 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.400 create a child so much awful. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:34.920 Just watching it's like, oh God, my heart is aching 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:36.720 for you. I know exactly how you feel. 0:07:37.080 --> 0:07:40.040 It's beautiful anchor and I even talked about it after 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:43.560 Gordy's birthday on Monday that if we had existed in 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.280 any time other than now in history in the last 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:50.520 thirty years, he wouldn't have been born. Crazy crazy to think. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:52.560 Yeah, no, wonder they called it was a good, big miracle. 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:54.800 What a great name for it as well? That's lovely 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:55.480 and what's that all? 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:56.960 Nine nine? 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:57.320 Yeah? 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:01.280 Okay, Well Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:03.080 Jack, what have you enjoyed this week? I know it's 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:04.960 tough and you got two year old, you haven't got 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:07.320 as much time to watch the various TV show. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.480 Actually, I've got a library hack this week, and it's 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.040 because of Gordy that we went and joined up to 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.280 the local library to get any more kids books. Yeah, 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.440 I didn't know you can get audio books through your library. 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.760 Can you how audiobook hack? You just you rent them 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:23.360 like you would rent a book. So you're kidding, what 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:26.240 cray did you get this app called borrow Box? You 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:27.960 put in your you got to sign up as a 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.240 library member, so have you put in your library number? 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:32.199 And then you just scroll through and you go, yeah, 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:34.480 I want to borrow I'm reading you. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:35.880 For audible or anything. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:38.640 Yeah, so I'm reading I'm listening to The Godfather at 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:39.959 the moment, the original. 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:41.520 Book My Goodness Agreement by Maria A. Puso. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:42.280 It's brilliant. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.599 Who's doing the narration? I don't know. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.920 It sounds like a fat Tony out of the Cities. 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:51.679 It's a it's a brilliant book. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.880 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. It's one of my favorite books. 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.000 It's an incredible story. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:56.920 So sign up if you want to. If you listen 0:08:56.960 --> 0:08:59.880 to a lot of audiobooks, and it's a great, easy, 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:03.439 cheap way that's you know, provided to us by it 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.760 when you're in the car, or just the way to work, 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.800 which I have stopped doing because sometimes it's quite silent. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.520 It's a weird way to start with someone getting beat 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:13.520 up out of the side of a bar. 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:15.920 Libraries have so many good resources. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:20.240 The local library is hands I learned more. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:21.679 The best thing my dad ever did them it was 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.720 enrolling at the local library when I was about five. 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:27.640 Everything I've done in my life has come from that library. Honestly, 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.880 there's my joy of reading and books and storytelling. Local 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:34.360 libraries are essentially I actually think I learned more there 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.200 because I enjoyed reading than I did it at school. 0:09:36.679 --> 0:09:39.400 It was everything to me. Yeah, their magical places. Now 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.480 want to go in them. The staff that work, they 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:45.360 really care about stories and understand and not everyone because 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:48.000 because of a book these days isn't cheap. Not everyone 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.560 can afford to buy a lot of books over a year. Yeah, 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:51.440 they're to rent them out. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.040 They're so friendly. It's different to how you remember a 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.400 library as a kid, where like if you don't bring 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:57.520 this back, laid fees for you. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:58.559 They're not like that. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:00.880 They're like just reing you, like on the app renew 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:02.480 the books if you can't bring them back on time. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.599 We never do late phase. We just want people to 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:05.360 use the library. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.160 Yeah, awesome, all right, double thumbs up for me. Then 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.880 I'll kick off with a book I've really enjoyed. Actually, 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:12.360 one of the quickest book I've read in the last 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.440 couple of years, but so much life wisdom in there. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:18.079 I heard this guy called Boyd Varty on Tim Ferriss's podcast, 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:19.920 and you know he was really enjoying the chat. And 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:21.760 you actually pause it to google the book and order it. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.400 That's why good. This guy is a former lion tracker 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.000 in South Africa. His dad's what his granddad was. It's 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:30.319 called The Line Tracker's Guide to Life. It is amazing, 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:33.319 really really funny stories. It's a tiny little book, but 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.439 I lend up highlighting so much of it. There's so 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:39.160 much life wisdom in there. Barely page goes by. You 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.320 won't highlight something. It's great. Line Tracker's Guide to Life 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.760 by Boyd Varty. Cannot recommend that enough. Loved it. You 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:47.480 read it in a day. And the other thing, which 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.280 is great, I know you love your golf at the moment. 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:53.080 Full Swing season two is back. Watched the first episode 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.880 last night was all about live golf, merging with PGA 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.319 and all that. It is brilliant, very very good, and 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.240 I saw the on SBS. It won an Oscar last 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:05.280 year for a Best Short Movie. It's only twenty two minutes. 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.840 It's called an Irish Goodbye. It's an Irish short movie. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.840 It is laugh out loud funny. I was howling at 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.800 times by myself watching it. An Irish Goodbye. It's on 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:18.480 SBS one on Oscar last year. This is the Christian 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.280 O'Connell show podcast. Because you said you want the four 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:24.679 and twenty Pies to meat Pies to go up on 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:27.400 our wall, the foot of you wall of fame we 0:11:27.640 --> 0:11:29.600 have for every call of this morning. This is an 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:33.600 amazing prize. A slab of four and twenty classic meat 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:37.920 pies in a slab is eight pies. The producers have 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:41.160 given us some pie facts here. More pies than seats 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.160 are sold at the MCG every hour. 0:11:43.800 --> 0:11:47.640 Your wow, No, actually that can't be right. 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:51.280 I now no longer have faith in that producing team. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:53.240 They didn't even know what show number it was yesterday. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.840 Each day you just added on one that we didn't 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:59.240 have yesterday. Were we like two hundred shows out yesterday? 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:03.319 Actually? Are they saying more pies in the world are sold? 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:04.400 Not for. 0:12:05.960 --> 0:12:08.839 Stat remaldor felt them just put double thumbs up in 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:09.960 the Here is that right, Caitlin? 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.360 It is correct and this is from the four and 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:13.560 twenty pis people. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.560 This is official, but not at the They're not selling 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:18.679 you one hundred thousand pies. I thought it was at 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:22.000 the g No No in the world, but they're using 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:22.960 the G as. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:27.960 A as as already on shaky ground. What about this one? 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:28.160 Then? 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:31.319 The pie is a statement at the AFL because it's 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:34.000 the perfect size for all hand sizes. Where did you 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.640 get these facts from? That's not a fact, No, So 0:12:37.800 --> 0:12:41.760 four and twenty pie four and twenty is the largest 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:46.439 savory pie bakery in the world, making twenty thousand parties 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.720 an hour. That is a fact. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:52.160 Well, okay, so something from then they're making twenty thousand 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:54.679 an hour, but they're selling over one hundred thousand an hour, 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:56.520 So how are they keeping up with demands? 0:12:56.600 --> 0:12:58.760 Someone needs to go and investigate. What's happened to all 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:02.280 them pies in twenty thousand an hour? Time is twenty 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:04.400 four How much in a twenty four hour day are 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:11.240 they making? Crush the numbers team, so twenty thousand times 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:12.360 twenty four. 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:15.880 Four hundred and eighty thousand, half. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:19.440 A million parts. This doesn't sound right, does it? Here 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:24.000 we go, this can't be true. They're just fed you 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:29.280 alone to dot chief facts fifty two million, twenty pits 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:33.440 eating each year? No way, did you not look at 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:33.920 that and go this? 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:34.240 Does it? 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:40.920 Fifty two million million? How many people on there in Australia, super. 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:41.240 Person in Australia. 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:47.559 Fifty million, four and twenty pits fucking year? Is this true? 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.520 It's true, two four and twenty it's facts. 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.000 Well, no, we can make up. I could say we've 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.760 got fifty two million listeners. I can't just then go 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.920 and go and that's a fact, because I'm telling you 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:58.280 it is. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.640 Yeah, we should do it. The research in dependently on 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:03.439 pies next time. Not let the company decide. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:06.600 Fifty four and twenty pis are consumed each year. Anyway, 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.079 you can win some free four and twenty meat pies 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.959 right now. Knockoff? What time are you knocking off today? 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.680 And what is the highlight for you this weekend? Carl 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:15.079 and Brner. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.720 You're listening to the Christian o'kyls show. 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:21.680 Podcast Christian Knockoff Friday. This is on Kylie. No word today. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:24.200 Heading camping for the weekend with my husband and three 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:28.920 kids for my birthdayly birthday t will be maybe you 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:30.840 they go camping and you go and stay in a 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.560 nice actual hotel with a room in a comfortable bed 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:41.000 and have a nice night's sleep. Kenny does not want 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:46.080 any UFR free pies today, actually texting me saying no thanks. 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:51.359 As a staunch bakery enthusiast, four and twenty pies are offensive. 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:54.040 Everything is offensive these days, isn't it. You can make 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:59.600 a case for anything being offensive these days. I am 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.960 a store spakery, you says, and I still love meat 0:15:02.040 --> 0:15:06.840 pie Patsy for your parents' sixtieth wedding anniversary. This comes 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:10.080 from Tom. Did you arrange letters from the King and 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.280 the PM? You can go on it qualifies the same 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:13.280 as a one hundred? 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:14.520 Really are you serious? 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:15.080 Oh? 0:15:15.280 --> 0:15:18.800 My mum is such a royalist she would get such. 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:21.480 I think it doesn't take that long. Online. It takes 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.000 a couple of weeks and you'll get the letter from 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:25.080 the King and also the Prime Minister as well. But 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:26.720 you'll definitely get it from the King and all the 0:15:26.760 --> 0:15:27.560 headed paper mats. 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:29.440 What do I do go on to like a Buckingham 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:31.640 Palace shot and. 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:32.400 Put it in the. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:35.240 Yes, I guess you would do that. 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:37.680 What's the website? Does he say? 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:40.200 Hundred? Some of it? 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:43.160 You will have to figure what's the website? 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:46.200 Can you email me telling me if you. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:52.800 Just Google King anniversary form. Yeah, that's actually is how 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:55.000 I google. So I just sort of chuck random words 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:58.240 and again you're smarter than me, search engine, you figure 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:01.000 out if any tiny monkey mind, I'm. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:01.400 Want to do that. 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:02.440 Thank you for that tip. 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:03.840 My mom would love that. 0:16:04.640 --> 0:16:05.520 Perry, what have you found? 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:09.680 It's the first search on Google. If you don't like it, 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.720 I can probably photoshot one for you as well if 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:12.000 you like. 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.280 I don't know that. Berry's idea of these folks are 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.760 shopping that basic Adobe demo version he's got. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.160 Send me the link, the proper Yeah, it's to Google 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.120 dot a link. 0:16:27.520 --> 0:16:29.760 All right, knock off Friday. Let's give away some pies 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.880 and find out what people up to this weekend. Glenn, 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:34.720 good morning, Good morning, Christian and crew. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:35.280 Here you go on. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.280 We're so, what's the highlight for you this weekend? Glen? 0:16:38.400 --> 0:16:39.200 What are you up to? Mate? 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:41.880 The highlight is I'm going to get to a knockoff 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.280 at three o'clock today. I'm going to take my daughter 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:47.920 to a netball game. Then I'm going to come back home. 0:16:48.000 --> 0:16:49.920 I've got a mate and his wife coming over. We're 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:51.840 going to get a pie warmer out and we're going 0:16:51.920 --> 0:16:53.320 to enjoy this slab of pies. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:58.240 Hello, so you've already Betty had a bed. Yeah, you've 0:16:58.240 --> 0:16:59.880 octously got quite a pro sets up there. You've got 0:16:59.920 --> 0:17:00.720 to high warmer. 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.920 I've got a pie warmer. Yes, I can fit. I 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.760 can fit that slab in Wries. I can even fit 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:07.800 more if you've got more. 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.760 Okay, do you know what? I will send you two 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:13.400 slaps of four and twenty pis Okay. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:21.400 Oh you're a ripper or in one sitting right? 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:25.480 Yeah? Is a lot, Glenn, Yes, oh yeah. 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:29.000