Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Tuesday morning, six
Speaker 4: minutes past six. Good morning, Jackie Boy, Good morning, Patsy morning.
Speaker 4: Somebody picks on the wrong person on this show to
Speaker 4: try and scam them. Patsy telling me what's been going
Speaker 4: happening for you. I've been getting these emails saying, are
Speaker 4: you asking listeners for one thousand dollars?
Speaker 2: There's a scam going around. Check on Facebook and Insta. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're being you're the lucky winner. It's got like my profile.
Speaker 2: I've picked fifty people to win a thousand dollars and
Speaker 2: it's been going for a couple of weeks. But it's
Speaker 2: like jacked up, last couple of jacked up a couple
Speaker 2: of days, bucked up the last.
Speaker 4: Couple of days. They get more for the big.
Speaker 2: Push, and all these poor listeners are messaging me saying
Speaker 2: pats Is is legit. It's just like some you know,
Speaker 2: these scammers, they have got nothing better to do.
Speaker 3: Their filthy got nothing. I like, they've got nothing better.
Speaker 4: Get out there in the sunshine. I know who your
Speaker 4: parents are.
Speaker 5: Does you get it?
Speaker 4: Scammers?
Speaker 2: If you get it, do not click on it, do
Speaker 2: not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: So what can you do? Can you message Facebook and
Speaker 3: Instagram and then take down my fake profile.
Speaker 2: Gold's been doing that for two.
Speaker 4: Weeks, and listeners go on to Instagram right now, have
Speaker 4: a look at Patsy's posts about this.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right?
Speaker 4: Two slides. Two slides Exhibit A, Exhibit B. One of them,
Speaker 4: Patsy's taken a screenshot of like one of these scams
Speaker 4: looks like and then looks like someone's graffiti those like
Speaker 4: a bouncy scam in blood reds. I actually think it's
Speaker 4: her own blood. She cut her wrists and put it
Speaker 4: on there. Cut me. I've cut you, skimmers. You didn't
Speaker 4: have the meta to do.
Speaker 3: She's cursed the scamming, witchcraft.
Speaker 4: Blood curse, Patsy Wicks scam. It's just like dogged on it.
Speaker 4: Then the next slide just saying that it's happening to
Speaker 4: three keywords here other high profile presenters. Yeah, other words,
Speaker 4: other people like me Pier one Tier one operators.
Speaker 3: Hasn't happened to me, but.
Speaker 4: Only the eye profile. If you're reading this and it
Speaker 4: hasn't happened to you in high profile like.
Speaker 1: Carl, you're listening to the Christian o'crl show podcast.
Speaker 4: I got stung yesterday with a parking fine from Stunnington Council.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the club.
Speaker 4: Ninety two dollars. Ninety two dollars you and Jack, I
Speaker 4: think there are but patsy to be fair, right, So
Speaker 4: yesterday I was gonna get my hair cut and I
Speaker 4: saw a golden space. You know, movie and TV shows,
Speaker 4: whenever they're going on, they always park out the front,
Speaker 4: don't they. They never like driving around. You get out,
Speaker 4: I'll find a spot, then I'll come and join. You
Speaker 4: go get the table and I'll go fuck the space.
Speaker 4: The never just c They just go straight there.
Speaker 3: Hovering in the road, trying to raid the signs. Is
Speaker 3: that today if loading signs finished?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is it public holiday? Is that just for Sundays? Is
Speaker 4: there a happy hour now? Anyway? I saw an empty
Speaker 4: base or I just park it. Can't believe it. Monday
Speaker 4: is kicking girls already. I'll just dump it here. I
Speaker 4: go in my head ass and says, I'll be careful.
Speaker 4: You know they get people around here. I said, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I check. There's no signs anywhere. We carry on. I'll
Speaker 4: go up there and there's a guy who's two already
Speaker 4: done three cars. He's two on from me, and I
Speaker 4: see that, and I couldn't see any of those weird
Speaker 4: signs anywhere. And then he sees me and I'm swearing,
Speaker 4: and then he says to me, oh my god, it's
Speaker 4: you Christ. If I didn't know, and I wouldn't have
Speaker 4: done that. I went undo it and he goes, I can't.
Speaker 4: It's in the system. And when undoing carbs, he goes,
Speaker 4: it's already been processed. My question this morning is once
Speaker 4: they put it in the system, right, they print off
Speaker 4: that weedy, little flimsy ticket with that little tab that
Speaker 4: they stitch you windscreen, can they ever undo it.
Speaker 3: I've come back when he's on my car like printing
Speaker 3: it off. Yeah, and he wouldn't undo it.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Once he's think.
Speaker 4: Once his process is undoable. In case people try to
Speaker 4: offer them cash es.
Speaker 2: Once it's in that little system, it's a point of
Speaker 2: no return. Once it's in there, it's in there for good.
Speaker 3: He's kept saying to me, I've got your number plate.
Speaker 3: Once I put the number plate in, they know.
Speaker 4: Ninety two dollars. Can anyone who might be might do
Speaker 4: this for a job? Is there a point of no return,
Speaker 4: like Patsy says? Or could he? Is there like a
Speaker 4: five minute or ten minute where someone.
Speaker 2: Goes grace period?
Speaker 3: Yes, I watched somebody the other day's car getting towed,
Speaker 3: so when you're in the cleeway and they go the
Speaker 3: extra mile to actually take the car away. She got
Speaker 3: back and her car was still in the parking, so.
Speaker 4: She had to see it being jacked up and driven off.
Speaker 3: He'd already clipped it in, and he was saying, you know,
Speaker 3: I was watching through a windows. I couldn't hear, but
Speaker 3: essentially he was going, nah, once it's clipped in, I've
Speaker 3: got to take it. So she's a hands in the
Speaker 3: air while he's pulling it on the back of the
Speaker 3: truck then takes off.
Speaker 4: Be honest, right, when you see something like that, how
Speaker 4: good these Netflix shows are. That's the best show in town, right?
Speaker 4: A load in this misery.
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Speaker 4: All Right, some emails now coming overnight, Lates La Party, Late,
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Speaker 4: you want to pick up that we've talked about. We
Speaker 4: never moved completely on from anything, Christian, Jack and Pats.
Speaker 4: I've been thinking for a while that the phrase nominative
Speaker 4: to terminism. This is about the phenomenon where your name
Speaker 4: can influence a type of job that you do. Christian,
Speaker 4: I don't think it's that snappy. I'd like to suggest
Speaker 4: an alternative name for the feature, a nomen est omen.
Speaker 4: It's Latin for the name as a sign, what do
Speaker 4: you reckon? Classy and trips off the tongue a lot easier.
Speaker 4: I think. I think it's actually harder because every time
Speaker 4: I say nomen est nomen, I'm then gonna have to
Speaker 4: go it's Latin for the name and a design, and
Speaker 4: then explain what nominas, if determinis them, if anything you've length.
Speaker 3: Them the whole break back to the start again.
Speaker 4: Yes, Christian, my weakest claim to fame well, I was
Speaker 4: a prison officer in the UK back in twenty ten.
Speaker 4: Part of my duty was an induction officer. I inducted
Speaker 4: the singer George Michael into Pentonville Prison. That is my
Speaker 4: weakest claim to fame. I would say that is a
Speaker 4: pretty huge claim to fame. Actually, that's on Chris. And
Speaker 4: then this is an amazing email. Christian, Hello from London.
Speaker 4: I hope life and ours is good for you. It is.
Speaker 4: This is strange all. I hope you can help us.
Speaker 4: I tried posting this on Facebook and visiting a Melbourne
Speaker 4: Facebook page, but nothing. When the world lost our Queen,
Speaker 4: me and my best he decided to queue lot the
Speaker 4: rest of the world to pay our respect to her
Speaker 4: majesty with Q for thirteen hours, and in that time
Speaker 4: we met some amazing people. In particular group of nine
Speaker 4: we chattel laught all the way for hours and hours
Speaker 4: inter security together and then we lost two of them.
Speaker 4: We're now trying to find him. We have a Q
Speaker 4: family WhatsApp group and we want to find them and
Speaker 4: do a coronation reunion online. Can you outspread the words
Speaker 4: your listeners. Here's what we know. His name is Matt.
Speaker 4: He has family and leeds, but he lives in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: He is married with four year old twins, travels a
Speaker 4: lot with work. Also has lived in his time in Perth.
Speaker 4: I guess you get because you're a cub for so long,
Speaker 4: you really get to find out much somebody. He also
Speaker 4: has some older children in the UK that he sometimes visits,
Speaker 4: but he lives in Melbourne. He's a tall guy with
Speaker 4: a beard, over six foot. He owns a gray hoodie.
Speaker 4: Can he help us? The last line here is everything.
Speaker 4: Can you help us find the missing link? Don't speak
Speaker 4: about Australians like that, please, they don't like that, jenniffive,
Speaker 4: we will we put this on our socials.
Speaker 3: So a tall Matt with a beard and a gray hoodie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, basically lives in Melbourne. He is married with four
Speaker 4: year old twins and has older kids who were in
Speaker 4: the UK and he went over and cued for the queen.
Speaker 4: Does anyone know that Matt? We're looking for the missing link?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast any Business.
Speaker 4: They always have to think these days about a memorable name.
Speaker 3: It's hard to stay with naming things is the hardest
Speaker 3: thing it is, isn't it.
Speaker 4: We waste so much. We just waste time genuinely for
Speaker 4: a living. We waste your time every morning, but we
Speaker 4: spend so much time coming up with names that we
Speaker 4: think are memorable for the stuff we do on the show.
Speaker 4: But an actual proper professional business who aligned on bookings
Speaker 4: for their earnings and money, it's a big thing. You
Speaker 4: saw a great well an interesting name for a bookshop
Speaker 4: at the weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was called the Grumpy Swimmer. So I actually
Speaker 3: think they've missed the mark with this because first, when
Speaker 3: we went down to Elwood, we looked for a bookshop,
Speaker 3: so typed in bookshops of Alwood. Grumpy Swimmer came up,
Speaker 3: and I thought, well, that's definitely not.
Speaker 4: It's a strange vibe, isn't it.
Speaker 3: But apparently the guy who opened the bookstore used to
Speaker 3: like swimming in the bay and then he'd get out
Speaker 3: of the water and he was grumpy by the time
Speaker 3: he got to work, so they named the store after him.
Speaker 4: The quite an origin story, isn't It's going to have
Speaker 4: an origin story these days, can not just be a
Speaker 4: book shop.
Speaker 3: But it reminded me of the Angry Butcher, which we'd
Speaker 3: spoke about on the show three or four weeks ago,
Speaker 3: who does bike repairs. So if you're looking through the
Speaker 3: yellow Pages or on Google on mine, Angry butcher. Doesn't
Speaker 3: you're going to read it.
Speaker 4: Well, you're going to read it again, aren't you. It's
Speaker 4: going to slow you down. It's not just the local
Speaker 4: bike shop, the Angry Butcher and the Grumpy Swimmer.
Speaker 3: Grumpy Swimmer.
Speaker 4: Okain books isn't even the title, is it? Same with
Speaker 4: the Angry Butcher. What they do isn't even in there?
Speaker 4: All right, So we're going to see if we can
Speaker 4: form an A to Z then of unusual business names.
Speaker 4: So B for the angry Butcher, which is a bike shop.
Speaker 3: Well let's go angry A for angry.
Speaker 4: Of course, you're quite right. If I was in charge
Speaker 4: of the Yellow Pages, it'd be a very different read
Speaker 4: for you guys.
Speaker 3: Angry Butcher, grumpy Swimmers. So we're looking for any names
Speaker 3: of businesses that don't match the business, like the nasty
Speaker 3: plumber but he's an accountant.
Speaker 4: I bet you there is someone though I don't know,
Speaker 4: the nasty plummer. But if not, if you are a
Speaker 4: plumber right now and you're looking for a new name,
Speaker 4: the Nasty Plumber.
Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian Caine. Here, Hellokane, my mate's business is an unusual one.
Speaker 4: It's called get flushed plumbing Caine. I wouldn't say that's unusual.
Speaker 4: I would say that makes perfect sense. It's got plumbing
Speaker 4: in the title and it's got get flushed. All that
Speaker 4: together scans you go, Yeah, it's a plumbing business.
Speaker 3: I know straight away what the guy does.
Speaker 4: Yes, so it's not unusual. Another one here, I don't
Speaker 4: know whether there's a voice encoder today going out. Christian
Speaker 4: is Ryan, if I'm not mistaken. Spotlight Actually, spotlight is
Speaker 4: an unusual name. I guess they don't sell spotlights. What
Speaker 4: are they called spotlight?
Speaker 2: They called spotlight, but they do sell spotlights. They sell
Speaker 2: everything under the sun.
Speaker 4: But the majority of that stuff is sort of crafting fabrics,
Speaker 4: haberdasheries and stuff like that. Yesterday, I don't know if
Speaker 4: you've ever trying to do this, Will Audio. Maybe she's
Speaker 4: a bit too young, but trying to go online to
Speaker 4: get tickets to go and see a show. So my
Speaker 4: kids said over the weekend their ranks Steve Lacy is
Speaker 4: coming to Melbourne? Is that my words too right? And
Speaker 4: I'm I'm vaguely aware of some of the new artists
Speaker 4: when because my kids right, and never heard of Steve Lacy.
Speaker 4: Has anyone on the show hands up team who are
Speaker 4: younger than me, get out of him, Perry, you have
Speaker 4: not okay, you've got no idea Steve Lacey's no, he
Speaker 4: would know.
Speaker 3: He's cool. He's where is the gold chain? Perry?
Speaker 4: For mayors also wear gold chains? Are they called to? So?
Speaker 4: First of all, by the way, Steve Lacey is a
Speaker 4: dweeb's name for singer. It is Steve Lacey is like
Speaker 4: a dad like me, isn't it? Do you know the
Speaker 4: dad Steve Lacey walks for Lacey In's son's accountants or
Speaker 4: is he like he is a teacher who goes it's
Speaker 4: mister Lacy, call me Steve. It's Steve Lacy. You know
Speaker 4: it does drama, a little bit of English on the side,
Speaker 4: stuff like that. Steve Lacey is not a great scene.
Speaker 3: The way you're not lining up tickets to go see him.
Speaker 4: But trouble is, though this guy's in hues demand, he's
Speaker 4: a massive is he playing well, he was going to
Speaker 4: be playing at the Forum, but it's sold out in
Speaker 4: like Secon, so they just sort of scrap that. Obviously
Speaker 4: got money, money money, Stevie Boy's rolling in the money.
Speaker 4: It's Lacy time. They're now gone for John Caine Arena,
Speaker 4: big upgrade, right, yeah, So any the kids are like,
Speaker 4: please you go online. They're doing this thing, you need
Speaker 4: to do it. I'm like, so okay, right and fine,
Speaker 4: credit card ready. I need to get four tickets, So
Speaker 4: I said, look, I try to think I can get
Speaker 4: his tickets anyway. The stress yesterday evening. I go on
Speaker 4: to the link, right, I see suddenly already right, I
Speaker 4: select four tickets, A countdown, A pits. I've got five minutes.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, okay five minutes. My wife
Speaker 4: is going where is the date again? I just need
Speaker 4: to put it in my dam please not now it's
Speaker 4: four minutes forty two already, no one talk to me
Speaker 4: or you're not seeing Steve Lacey do evening for a
Speaker 4: rock star. So I go in and first of all,
Speaker 4: it wants every single ticket holder is mobile number. I've
Speaker 4: got no. I don't know who these trains doing. So
Speaker 4: I'm putting in names and just cut and pasting my
Speaker 4: number right again. This takes time to that control command,
Speaker 4: paste V and all that together. And when you're nervous,
Speaker 4: your fingers don't move, so weld do they? You lose
Speaker 4: some of that dexterity because it's tensing up. Then it
Speaker 4: goes check out, so go great, this is great, this
Speaker 4: is all moving more. I've got three minutes left to go.
Speaker 4: Here I can ease off. Then it goes log into
Speaker 4: your account or sign up for new and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't believe this. I don't have an account. Why
Speaker 4: do I need account? I just want to give you
Speaker 4: the money for the four tigrets. I then got to
Speaker 4: sign up for a new account, get that email address
Speaker 4: with your login, create a password. I come up with
Speaker 4: the worst password in the world. I just need it.
Speaker 4: Then it goes you now need to log back in.
Speaker 4: I go because it's such a lame password. I can't
Speaker 4: remember the password I have to now do. We're now
Speaker 4: two minutes, two minutes, forgot any password, forgot any past?
Speaker 4: Only creative five seconds. I'm never using this business ever again.
Speaker 4: I then have to get wait for the other link
Speaker 4: because I've forgot the bass, register for a new one.
Speaker 4: You to my wife, write this down is my new
Speaker 4: new boss word. Anyway, cut a long story short. She's
Speaker 4: going to see you. When I went upstairs to her bedroom,
Speaker 4: right she was waiting, she was chatting friends, going we
Speaker 4: don't know. No, I go in and go, I've got
Speaker 4: the tickets. She went, yay, thank you, and it reminded
Speaker 4: me the joy of just being a fan. Do you
Speaker 4: know when you were a teenager and like going and
Speaker 4: getting tickets was a really really big deal.
Speaker 3: Are your best memories of the concerts that you went to?
Speaker 4: She was like, she was just like they literally were.
Speaker 4: As I was walking saying when was the last time
Speaker 4: as an adult if it went to any news? Yay,
Speaker 4: unless someone canceled something, yay. Good day as good as
Speaker 4: it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, this isn't an unusual name, but it is misleading.
Speaker 4: I work at a Melbourne hospital that has two pharmacies
Speaker 4: and we have a cafe called Pharmacy that's not a pharmacy.
Speaker 8: Be I need.
Speaker 3: Would you like muffins?
Speaker 4: They're on special today. Ley, Thank you very much for
Speaker 4: your text. Yesterday we were all agate moused Gate with
Speaker 4: the news that someone in a cafe said that some
Speaker 4: customers come along and ask for a glass of hot
Speaker 4: water and then these are old people, right, and then
Speaker 4: outcomes the hidden tea back that they've brought along. B
Speaker 4: Yo to have a essentially free drink.
Speaker 3: Enjoy the atmosphere of the cafe at no expense. The
Speaker 3: same lady, Rachel send us the message, I say, he's
Speaker 3: the message again, me again with the more b yo
Speaker 3: drivers from our cafe. I recently had a lady request
Speaker 3: I heat up her frozen light and easy lasagna so
Speaker 3: she could dine in and enjoy it.
Speaker 4: What do you mean like she she took along some
Speaker 4: left oceans.
Speaker 2: It's all right. No, they come in a frozen pack
Speaker 2: and you buzz it in the mist way.
Speaker 4: These place you gotta have their food. That's how they
Speaker 4: make their money. Also, you can't just start getting out
Speaker 4: your shopping and I've got a kind of frankfurters here.
Speaker 4: He looks a bit bored out there because I'm not
Speaker 4: ordering food.
Speaker 3: Also, I recently had to ask a group of ladies
Speaker 3: to leave after they pulled out a full picnic basket
Speaker 3: of homemade cakes sandwiches and set it up inside.
Speaker 4: The You that's a friendly there, aren't they? That is astonishing?
Speaker 4: Rio saw something because we want more stories of what
Speaker 4: you've seen people doing. B Yo. What did you see
Speaker 4: a game once?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we went to the d Swan's game and there
Speaker 5: was a Melbourne D's fan in front of us with
Speaker 5: a whole spread for BYO hot dogs. So he had
Speaker 5: a thermos of hot water with the wieners in it.
Speaker 5: He then had so well organized and every condiment you
Speaker 5: could imagine. He had cheese, he had onion, and then
Speaker 5: he had all different sauces like out on a little
Speaker 5: platter on his legs.
Speaker 4: White Brodie Grundy wants to come to hum okay, he
Speaker 4: wants to get away from fans with no tea.
Speaker 3: And now the AFL has to charge more for ticket
Speaker 3: holders because people aren't buying the seven dollar hot dogs
Speaker 3: at the ground on a brainer.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Kyle's show podcast fills out.
Speaker 4: We've got a whistler all blower right now in Rachel,
Speaker 4: who has been sending Jack tms of the You won't
Speaker 4: believe some of these things that people do. I mean,
Speaker 4: I wish I had. Is it a gene that some
Speaker 4: people have the shame gene? Remove where they don't worry
Speaker 4: about they don't causing a scene or a pairing old
Speaker 4: or indeed are the people's feelings?
Speaker 3: I guess it's you really do not care what other
Speaker 3: people think of you because you have no shame. People
Speaker 3: like this old ladies will walk into the cafe, ask
Speaker 3: for a hot water which they don't pay for, sit
Speaker 3: down and whip out a tea bag from home. I
Speaker 3: recently had a lady request that I heat up her
Speaker 3: frozen light and easy lasagna so she could dine in
Speaker 3: and enjoy it. Also had to ask a group of
Speaker 3: ladies to leave after they brought out a full picnic
Speaker 3: basket of homemade cakes and sandwiches.
Speaker 4: That's is unbelievable. Are they like saying, hey, we're going there,
Speaker 4: it's okay? Does none of the group go. We can't decide.
Speaker 4: You can't just turn up with no food, don't order it,
Speaker 4: bring our own food.
Speaker 3: Just waters all around for us.
Speaker 4: Thank you, six autists. Please as quick as you can
Speaker 4: as well a little bit thirsty while we get our
Speaker 4: snacks out. I remember, in the first couple of months
Speaker 4: at working at this place, at this radio station, apparent
Speaker 4: in mind that I've been sold what it was going
Speaker 4: to be like in Australian radar by Hamish Nandy. You know,
Speaker 4: we'd sold up everything. I remember an email went out
Speaker 4: saying that you could bring if you brought your own
Speaker 4: painting the weekend and repainted the radio station. About that
Speaker 4: they give you a day off.
Speaker 7: I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: I come to if you bought your painting, yeah, help
Speaker 3: paint on a Saturday. You can have an annual leave day.
Speaker 4: Bring your own painting, not just that, paint the office
Speaker 4: and you can have a day off. All right. So
Speaker 4: we're looking for weird things, unusual things that you've seen.
Speaker 4: B yo nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 9: Come on and Mick, good morning, Christian and co.
Speaker 10: How are we today?
Speaker 4: You're good, We're good mix. So what have you seen people?
Speaker 9: B y oh, Well, in the cerney, we used to
Speaker 9: get to the foot of a lot and there used
Speaker 9: to be an old you could bring your own cans in.
Speaker 11: But there used to be an old guy.
Speaker 9: Who bringing his bag, and he had six planks of
Speaker 9: wood and they were countersunk at the bottom to the
Speaker 9: side of three large cans. And he would then proceed
Speaker 9: to spot those for three large cans, and people could
Speaker 9: seek the cans underneath the planks that wood and have
Speaker 9: a little seat to sit down.
Speaker 4: On this sea. What a great entrepreneur that was. So
Speaker 4: he's bringing his own bench and bear holder yeah, and.
Speaker 9: Swap the planks for cans so we didn't have to
Speaker 9: bring cans in and he was right for the game.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know what they'd say about that now
Speaker 4: the FG he turned it with a lot of planks
Speaker 4: of woods and stuff like that.
Speaker 9: I don't think you could do it with a plastic cup.
Speaker 4: No, you could even do that. You're quite right, Mick.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much your call. We'll go to more
Speaker 4: of your calls next.
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, my name is Mikayla. I can't call in because
Speaker 4: I'm at work. I'm an ex hair dressing apprentice. We
Speaker 4: used to have one client bringing her own permanent straining
Speaker 4: solution and we're bringing her own hair color to tell
Speaker 4: the colors to use that and charge her less.
Speaker 3: Where do you we even get the permanent hair straightening
Speaker 3: solution from?
Speaker 4: Isn't that why you go to like a pro? I
Speaker 4: always do it at home, get a may to do it. Helena,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Helena. What have you seen
Speaker 4: b yo?
Speaker 12: Well, years ago with a Richmond isn't it match at
Speaker 12: the MCG we went to the football with our nana
Speaker 12: and she had a massive bag she'd bring out fringed
Speaker 12: cushions for us all. Then she'd bring out plates and
Speaker 12: we'd have little homemade gourmet sausage rolls and pie.
Speaker 13: Then later on we'd have hot.
Speaker 12: Chocolate with our little cake and biscuits.
Speaker 4: I want to go with Nana to Okay, okay, this
Speaker 4: is how they get the fans back to Bomber's game.
Speaker 4: If they know that Nana is going to lay your
Speaker 4: nan is going to lay on the catering.
Speaker 12: Well, the boys in front of us eventually turned around
Speaker 12: and they said, can she be on.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a great one, Helena, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: She called my have a good day.
Speaker 13: Thank you you too.
Speaker 4: George, Good morning, George.
Speaker 9: Good morning. Oh how are you there?
Speaker 4: We got Josh welcome to the show. B Yo, what
Speaker 4: have you seen? Okay?
Speaker 14: So I had a work function back years ago and
Speaker 14: it was a house woman house woman party for one of.
Speaker 15: The ladies that was there.
Speaker 16: And on the invitation, we got allocated on what to bring.
Speaker 14: So one of us got allocated to bring chairs, one
Speaker 14: goa allocated to bring tables, one got allocated to bring
Speaker 14: the meat, the salads, the whole lot everything.
Speaker 4: Honestly, our boss is thinking this is a great idea.
Speaker 4: This is a great idea. I haven't got any problem
Speaker 4: with any of it.
Speaker 3: On a free Christmas party dream Yeah.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. George Patsy, do you remember when
Speaker 4: you got the well, not even a balloon in flate,
Speaker 4: Bring your own air, bring your own party. They sent Patsy,
Speaker 4: how many years have you worked?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 2: I can't twenty or something, but thirty in total in
Speaker 2: the industry. And I get a deflated foil balloon with
Speaker 2: a string also in the invalope.
Speaker 4: So she expected to bow up, follow it up.
Speaker 2: Maybe they thought I had enough. I can still be
Speaker 2: there now.
Speaker 7: Me who the Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What have you seen? B yo? What have you seen? People?
Speaker 4: B Yoh Robin, good.
Speaker 11: Morning, good morning.
Speaker 18: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Robin, welcome to the show. So, b yo,
Speaker 4: what did you see?
Speaker 18: Okay? So I work at a fun park and the
Speaker 18: next experiences myself that these are the legend news stories.
Speaker 18: So you can be yo two maybe to pickny carrier
Speaker 18: to have it. And on this particular occasion, somebody walked
Speaker 18: through the gate with a whole cooked pig.
Speaker 4: This is unbelievable. You're right. You can have a picnic here,
Speaker 4: please do it's a family picnic here, but turning up
Speaker 4: with an entire pig or like a spit of rotisseriy?
Speaker 4: What do they killed on the Game of Throne set?
Speaker 18: I know was it was just it just kept coming
Speaker 18: through the gate. Apparently it's like, you know, through your
Speaker 18: little box and this peak just kept going past.
Speaker 4: That's amazing, Robin. Thank you very much for starting one
Speaker 4: of the many myths of where you were.
Speaker 18: Yeah, okay, and the other one was a microwave.
Speaker 4: It's such everything it's not. It doesn't fit in your
Speaker 4: back doesn't fit in your backpack, does it?
Speaker 18: It just came through.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 18: We're all sort of having a bit of a giggle
Speaker 18: because we don't have a PowerPoint for them.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Next time my attlement village cinemas. So hey kids,
Speaker 4: we're going to send own food and a microwave. It's
Speaker 4: the levels of this big extension. Robin. Thank you very
Speaker 4: much your two stories. Stu, good morning.
Speaker 11: Morning, Christian morning, Jack morning.
Speaker 2: Pats morning Stu.
Speaker 4: B Yo, what have you seen?
Speaker 11: I have seen my grandmother. She used to carry around
Speaker 11: a toilet seat well everywhere. Yeah, so basically it was
Speaker 11: in a bag. She knitted it up herself with moss
Speaker 11: frilly white pompoms around the top and the bottom to
Speaker 11: make it look pretty. But she wanted to sit in
Speaker 11: comfort when she did her business. Yeah, so, especially at
Speaker 11: the caravan park. We used to go caravanning and off
Speaker 11: she'd go.
Speaker 4: Toddling fancy caravans over there, a little doily for her
Speaker 4: bum bump. I imagine the Queen had something like as well,
Speaker 4: she's not putting her back sign of public toilets when
Speaker 4: she's around.
Speaker 11: I think it'd probably be a bit of a gilded
Speaker 11: toilet seat.
Speaker 4: But it's still with those pretty pomp poms.
Speaker 11: Okay, absolutely risky.
Speaker 3: Fronando because does she balance it on the existing toilet see,
Speaker 3: I would guess so.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was one of the big old lands, was
Speaker 11: a black one, so it basically would have straddled the
Speaker 11: whole toilet seats. I actually can't say that I ever
Speaker 11: saw it in action.
Speaker 4: No, I'm glad that you don't have a story about that.
Speaker 4: We never want to be doing the phone and what
Speaker 4: did you see your mum doling out? Let's leave it,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, you call mate.
Speaker 7: No worries think Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Maybe you had dreams That's why I picked that song
Speaker 4: outset this up. Maybe you had dreams. We all have dreams.
Speaker 4: Some of them don't get to happen though. Today today
Speaker 4: I want to know what did you try out for
Speaker 4: but not get It's catching up with an old friend
Speaker 4: of mine yesterday in the UK and we were reminiscent
Speaker 4: about the time that his life that was going to
Speaker 4: take a very different turn. He came very close to
Speaker 4: being The Arsenal football club in London is a very
Speaker 4: old club known as the Gunners and they have a
Speaker 4: big mascot that's a kind of green dinosaur called Gunnersaurus.
Speaker 4: He came very close to being hired for an entire season.
Speaker 4: He's a mad fan of the club. It would have
Speaker 4: been a really big deal for him, right. We still
Speaker 4: laugh about that, you know when you laugh about something different,
Speaker 4: laughs a bit, but years later, just out there's still
Speaker 4: a core like it still hurts him because he still
Speaker 4: believes he should have got the job as Gunnasaurus. He
Speaker 4: was going to be their mascot.
Speaker 3: All you like, for him and all your mates to
Speaker 3: know that, like that's amazing to me, you.
Speaker 4: Know, only be there before the home games and stuff
Speaker 4: like that. It would have been a big thing in
Speaker 4: his life. But anyway, he didn't get it, and I
Speaker 4: was wondering him. Other things that you tried out for
Speaker 4: that you really wanted to get but just didn't happen
Speaker 4: come to you, Jackie Boys.
Speaker 3: I tried out when I was doing community radio in
Speaker 3: high school. I was a teenager and tried out for
Speaker 3: a work experience video that was going to go into
Speaker 3: every school in the country where I would be the
Speaker 3: host and explain how you get through work.
Speaker 4: We got what an honor.
Speaker 3: I didn't get it, but I got offered another role
Speaker 3: in the video where I just had to wear overalls
Speaker 3: and be in the background of a factory as a
Speaker 3: work experienced kid, not speaking, non speaking.
Speaker 4: That guy who's talking in this audition high him no words,
Speaker 4: put him in the back, give him a broom.
Speaker 3: But my mom still has the VHS tape.
Speaker 4: That's awesome. Our producer Tom has got a great story
Speaker 4: about a TV show in New Zealand that you tried
Speaker 4: out for. Tom. What was the show?
Speaker 6: It was a thing called The Go Show, which was
Speaker 6: like a children's TV show. Its like High Five or
Speaker 6: The Wiggles, but a low budget.
Speaker 4: The Kiwi version of the Wiggles hosted by Dave Dobbin
Speaker 4: and what was the what was the audition? What did
Speaker 4: you have to do?
Speaker 6: We just saw a flyer at the pub and so
Speaker 6: figured we'd give it.
Speaker 4: A last We're going to find the next Wiggles. Isn't
Speaker 4: it drinking a pub? In New Secrets Kids Entertainers, Hey,
Speaker 4: you not put down the paints, come with us.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the cover of the Go Show and
Speaker 3: the three presenters who end up getting hired sticking their
Speaker 3: head out of a cartoon rocket, and I just can't
Speaker 3: pitch you Tom being one of the three people entertaining
Speaker 3: kids for a living.
Speaker 6: It was a real sliding doors moment because I vividly
Speaker 6: remember being on a TV sit in New Zealand dresses
Speaker 6: a turtle with my friend Jake dresses a whale, singing
Speaker 6: a song about turtles and whales, and thinking just could
Speaker 6: be my.
Speaker 4: Life one could have been? And now you're here on
Speaker 4: this show. Every time he sees you and I thinks
Speaker 4: about that singing turtle.
Speaker 3: How was like I could have been a turtle?
Speaker 4: Flighting doors moment? All right, what did you try out
Speaker 4: for but not get?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian I got through to the in personal auditions for
Speaker 4: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and Deal or No Deal?
Speaker 4: Back in the day, Clearly I didn't even have anything
Speaker 4: interesting or sad enough to get on air with Eddie
Speaker 4: or Andrew or win anything. I remember a din or
Speaker 4: No Deal. They did a fake out and pretended Andrew
Speaker 4: o'kiep will be there to meet us. The disappointment.
Speaker 3: Hero start sitting down to interview that whole audience of deal.
Speaker 4: Mumbles turn up with the truckloads. We just want to
Speaker 4: get on TV. I remember two years ago my agent,
Speaker 4: you know my agent, old Hollywood, Right, it's the same guy.
Speaker 4: He ran an amazing opportunity question for you to be
Speaker 4: on daytime TV all across Australia. I don't know. It
Speaker 4: goes and it was a very very well known daytime
Speaker 4: quiz show, right, and I said, oh, these things, there's
Speaker 4: not really any room to do it. You're just asking questions.
Speaker 4: He goes, no, no, no, they've heard what you do. This
Speaker 4: is always lie. They love what we do on the
Speaker 4: radio and they want you to be spontaneous. Went all right,
Speaker 4: and go along. They want you to do an audition.
Speaker 4: I went right again. I go along right, and they
Speaker 4: go and I'm handed this light. It must be thirty
Speaker 4: pages and it's an episode, so I'm going to do
Speaker 4: an episode where one of them is going to be
Speaker 4: a contestant. So anyway, they go, so, you know, we
Speaker 4: want you to add lib you know, be warm and
Speaker 4: friend and I'm like, yeah, this is what I did.
Speaker 4: This is great. Anyway, I start chatting list persons, pretend
Speaker 4: to be a butcher and they go, there's a something.
Speaker 4: I see some with a stopwatch and start chating and
Speaker 4: they go, stop, you're gonna have to go again. But
Speaker 4: quicker you had living every contestant. I was only allowed
Speaker 4: eight seconds eight questions eight seconds, and then every time
Speaker 4: I did a true question, stop, go again. You need
Speaker 4: to get the questions in under fifteen seconds. And I
Speaker 4: remember walking out of there and my agent round went,
Speaker 4: they've offered you to what. I don't want it. You
Speaker 4: know it's two hundred episodes a year, you'll be rolling
Speaker 4: in it. I went, I don't want that. I don't
Speaker 4: want the stress of it. All right, what did you
Speaker 4: try out for but didn't get? Nine four one four
Speaker 4: one o four three oh.
Speaker 14: And coome oning goodr in Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, So what's your story for it? Sewen?
Speaker 14: So, I used to swim for my school on a
Speaker 14: Saturday morning and there was diving as well, and one
Speaker 14: of their divers was injured, so I was asked to
Speaker 14: step in for him. I was going to do a
Speaker 14: back somersault, so start standing up and enter with my
Speaker 14: feet and he said, Nana, you've got to do a
Speaker 14: back one and a half so that you're going with
Speaker 14: your hands. It looks more impressive. Okay, but I've never
Speaker 14: done that before. How do I do that?
Speaker 11: You guys?
Speaker 14: It's easy. Just spin and rotating when you're in the air,
Speaker 14: throw your head back, look for the water. Spot the water,
Speaker 14: and make yourself as hard as a board.
Speaker 4: And even as you're describing it, all this sounds impossible,
Speaker 4: bending physics and the laws of space.
Speaker 14: Well, I don't have the body of a gymnast, so
Speaker 14: I'm a fairly big blake. So this was going to
Speaker 14: be a decent task for me to achieve. So I
Speaker 14: got on the board, went up, looked for the water,
Speaker 14: kicked out hard and my back. Instead of going in vertically,
Speaker 14: I went in horizontally.
Speaker 4: A big oceans.
Speaker 14: The sound resonated off the pool wall, and as I
Speaker 14: floated back up to the surface in pain that I'd
Speaker 14: never experienced before, I did notice that I was getting
Speaker 14: a standing ovation from the fan. When I looked over
Speaker 14: to the scorers, I got a zero for an incomplete dive,
Speaker 14: so I did not get to complete the dive. The
Speaker 14: nice thing was about five roses later, when I was
Speaker 14: up on the blox, I stood up and with my
Speaker 14: back glowing like a red traffic light, everyone gave me
Speaker 14: a standing ovation.
Speaker 4: Again. This is ovation, This is amazing.
Speaker 14: The pain that I was enduring was was with sustaining ovation.
Speaker 4: Absolutely yeah. Yeah. Oh and that's a great story, well told.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, No, Werry, thank you. Here we
Speaker 4: got Herevannah Giovanna.
Speaker 17: Good morning, Christian and team. Here are you going?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going, Javannah, welcome to the show. So what
Speaker 4: did you try out for but not get?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 17: Back in the early eighties when I was a young
Speaker 17: girl in high school, I tried out for the missed
Speaker 17: Potato Queen of koy Rap.
Speaker 4: I love this story already. So what do you have
Speaker 4: to do to be crowned miss Potato Queen of cooey Rap.
Speaker 17: Well, you had to answer. You had to get interviewed
Speaker 17: by a local committee, and I wanted to know, you know,
Speaker 17: your aspirations as a young woman, how you could contribute
Speaker 17: to the local community. But I missed out. I think
Speaker 17: the winner's mother was on the committee.
Speaker 11: Yes, you reckon.
Speaker 3: There was some corruption going on behind the scenes.
Speaker 17: Oh, just a little, I think, but a good so
Speaker 17: I had floats and everything. It was such a big deal,
Speaker 17: and I'd have a big dinner and you've got awarded
Speaker 17: your crown and sash. It was a big thing.
Speaker 3: What does the potato queen wear?
Speaker 17: She doesn't wear a potato.
Speaker 4: Remember this was the eighties. I'm guessing not much actually
Speaker 4: naked as a spot you'll be all right, Jeevanna. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much and cool.
Speaker 17: Thank you.
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Last few stories. Then what did you try out for
Speaker 4: but not get? Good morning Tony, Oh, good day, Christian.
Speaker 16: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Tony. Thanks for calling the show. And what
Speaker 4: did you try out for?
Speaker 16: Well, back in the late eighties, we tried our for
Speaker 16: me and a friend of mine tried out a perfect
Speaker 16: match back in the eighties.
Speaker 4: Huge, ohs, weren't they.
Speaker 16: We turned up at the little church in South Melbourne.
Speaker 16: The thing was that I actually made it through, but
Speaker 16: they sort of they put me on something called Perfect
Speaker 16: Match Personals, which wasn't actually it was like a it's
Speaker 16: hard to describe. I just did it feel.
Speaker 3: And this doesn't it doesn't actually sound like you're on
Speaker 3: a TV shows.
Speaker 4: Might not be the best call to us and speak
Speaker 4: to a councilor something.
Speaker 16: I'm still I'm still getting ribbed because I think it
Speaker 16: was Tiffany Lamb. She started laughing at me and Greg
Speaker 16: Evans gave her the side Iron said what he looks wrong.
Speaker 4: We're struggling to understand the scene here understanding decision now.
Speaker 16: I can't get over it, and I'm still getting ribbed
Speaker 16: over it. And we're still trying to find the video
Speaker 16: the footage. A friend of mine, it's his mate. It's
Speaker 16: his life long ambition to try and find the footage.
Speaker 2: Huggy used to do the voiceovers for Perfect Match. He's
Speaker 2: such a legend.
Speaker 4: We'll have to ask Hunky, don't does he know about
Speaker 4: this classified thing? Whatever? The spin on thing? So you
Speaker 4: weren't on the TV.
Speaker 11: I was.
Speaker 16: I was, but it was called Perfect Match Personals where
Speaker 16: they just played a little crab and some photos of
Speaker 16: me with my Ponza mustache back in the eighties.
Speaker 4: Right, gotcha?
Speaker 3: Yes, just stop ringing bells for anybody else. But we
Speaker 3: have to believe you.
Speaker 4: Yes, all right, Tony, thank you very much. You kill me.
Speaker 4: I have a good day.
Speaker 16: Thanks Christian, you two.
Speaker 4: Uh what was that? Huggy will be to explain this, well,
Speaker 4: he'd better add words to it. He won't explain it,
Speaker 4: but but he know about it. Now. Good morning, Good
Speaker 4: morning guys.
Speaker 7: How are you good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good. Naraw what did you try out for?
Speaker 19: I've been on I've been on a few game shows,
Speaker 19: but my all time favorite was Family Feud And we
Speaker 19: went along to the audition, got all the way through
Speaker 19: and my family were dads. What could I say?
Speaker 4: The family? Let you down?
Speaker 16: Yep, they all look like.
Speaker 19: Do you using the headlights?
Speaker 4: What do you do for a living?
Speaker 18: They couldn't even give an answer.
Speaker 4: Not doing nothing where they stare down the barrel, staring
Speaker 4: at the camera.
Speaker 19: The nudge, Come on god, oh, let down my family.
Speaker 4: That's that's funny, NoREL. You should have hired some actors.
Speaker 4: Oh that's great, Noll, Thank you very much. You cool.
Speaker 7: Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Now you listen to a show, hopefully you enjoy the show.
Speaker 4: How about having the show round at yours. Our show
Speaker 4: is coming from one of your homes in two weeks time,
Speaker 4: it could be yours. That means me, Jack and Patsy.
Speaker 4: You got to find somewhere round yours for us to
Speaker 4: do the show. Patsy to do the news every half
Speaker 4: an hour.
Speaker 2: Under a staircase of the good something quiet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it needs to have acoustics for the news, doesn't
Speaker 4: it downstairs toilet?
Speaker 2: Oh no, not a dunny because then it all echo.
Speaker 4: This is a pro. She knows what she needs. Okay.
Speaker 4: So yesterday we announced us that we're taking the show
Speaker 4: on the road. We had some lovely invites straight away.
Speaker 13: You're welcome to comeover down in lovely bidden.
Speaker 11: I do three types of eggs, Young Ruby, ch'gic shelling
Speaker 11: at horse riding at the moment. She'll put on a
Speaker 11: little show in the arena.
Speaker 15: Yeah, we'll set you up on the deck.
Speaker 13: Who can broadcast live from there?
Speaker 15: Lewis here from the face and pantry. We've got a
Speaker 15: small fruit shop in the basin near where Chris Hemsworth
Speaker 15: grew up. We love to have you guys around for
Speaker 15: a day. We have Channel nines weather girls. Mum Diane,
Speaker 15: I don't want you to lift a finger. I'll do
Speaker 15: all the work.
Speaker 4: Let's get to matt here.
Speaker 10: Christian, it is your ideal situation on a bayside locals.
Speaker 10: I reckon you could roll out about at about five
Speaker 10: point thirty and be at work. It's dick, mate, It's
Speaker 10: just me and my dog Hugh, just covering all the
Speaker 10: bases of fingers down Friday.
Speaker 4: And then we had some more ones coming after the
Speaker 4: show yesterday. Hey Christian, time we.
Speaker 18: Ask you here.
Speaker 5: We hope you can come to our house for a
Speaker 5: big breakfast feast after everything you've done to us.
Speaker 4: Love the show, Bye, done for it? Have we got
Speaker 4: this from? Shane? Is very excited.
Speaker 8: Morning Morning Crew. This is Shane from Craigeboon. Heard on
Speaker 8: the radio that you want to broadcast from a home.
Speaker 8: Please please entertain my idea. I've got an inground pool
Speaker 8: above eight to the spa plenty of room to entertain
Speaker 8: and I would love to have the morning crew come
Speaker 8: over and enjoy the day and cookies. A magnificent breakfast barbecue.
Speaker 8: You have sausages, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, toasts, Hash Browns, you
Speaker 8: get the works.
Speaker 4: How do you feel about these crew?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think. I don't imagine us
Speaker 3: jumping into us.
Speaker 4: Six in the morning doing the show. All right, So
Speaker 4: you win the show, all right, that's really exciting. You
Speaker 4: win the show. But that's not the only big thing.
Speaker 4: There are three parts of this. The first part we
Speaker 4: announced with you guys yesterday that actually you can win
Speaker 4: the show the whole show round to yours. So we'll
Speaker 4: be doing the show with you guys. You know, we're
Speaker 4: part of the show. Whatever's going on will hamp out
Speaker 4: with the kids getting ready for school. We're also bringing
Speaker 4: someone with us because if it's this show, there has
Speaker 4: to be music, and it's kind of like we've been
Speaker 4: talking about BYO this morning. We're bringing our own band,
Speaker 4: the band I think you might be familiar with this band,
Speaker 4: Pseudo Echo of coming with us. They'll be playing live,
Speaker 4: the whole band in your house on air. What an
Speaker 4: amazing prize, such a big bad This was number one
Speaker 4: for seven weeks in nineteen eighty six. It'll be blasting
Speaker 4: out of well wherever you put them in your house,
Speaker 4: and the kitchen, the deck, the bedroom, there's five of them.
Speaker 4: Were night need to separate the keyboard player. So Sudo
Speaker 4: Echo will be coming around to yours with us in
Speaker 4: two weeks time, So who wants to invite us all round?
Speaker 4: It's not just me, Jack and pats now, it's us
Speaker 4: and Pseudo Echo.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Waking up the neighbors, soud of Echo. So we're taking
Speaker 4: the show on the road. We're bringing Pseudo Echo Tomorrow
Speaker 4: the last pass, the last part of this prize will
Speaker 4: be announced, which is huge. Right now though, we're just
Speaker 4: looking for invites. Who wants to come and win the show?
Speaker 4: Basically me, Jack and Patsy and Pseudo Echo live at
Speaker 4: yours nine four one four, one oh four three. Claudia,
Speaker 4: Good morning, good money, Claudia. Tell us about your place?
Speaker 17: Then, oh look, I live in sailing you with sage,
Speaker 17: and it's stay bloody quiet.
Speaker 20: You can hear a thin drop and I'm getting sick
Speaker 20: of how quiet it is.
Speaker 17: I think I need to wake them up and rebag
Speaker 17: them up a bit.
Speaker 20: And you would be fantastic there.
Speaker 17: I'll put you in Alfresco, or I could put you
Speaker 17: in the garage, you know, give it a bit of
Speaker 17: a lively.
Speaker 4: That's great. I mean it will certainly make a lot
Speaker 4: of noise of having a band play live at eight
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3: Do you know your neighbors?
Speaker 17: Well, yes, both sides, both sides.
Speaker 20: The people across the road is a single man.
Speaker 12: And the ones across the other road.
Speaker 20: I never see them, honestly, I'm like, where is the people?
Speaker 12: Where are you all?
Speaker 4: Well, don't write them all around, Claudia, thank you very much,
Speaker 4: just go, thank you. Let's go to Helen here. Good morning, Helen.
Speaker 18: Hi, how are you Christian?
Speaker 4: I'm good Helen. So you fancy winning the show and
Speaker 4: pseudo echo round at yours?
Speaker 17: Oh yes, please, I'd love seeing. I weren't going to
Speaker 17: come and get my son out of bed sixteen year old.
Speaker 4: It can be like an alarm cop. We're just we're
Speaker 4: just crack them into the bedroom and then turn the
Speaker 4: lights on, open the curtains and they can just start
Speaker 4: playing their song suddenly. This can wake him up.
Speaker 21: Well, have you actually said his hair so.
Speaker 20: Looks like Brian from Pudo Ego.
Speaker 19: You know how the young teenagers now have poopy fluffy hair.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's all coming back around again. Isn't it, Helen?
Speaker 19: Surey, So that'll be a big surprise.
Speaker 20: That'll be fabulous.
Speaker 4: All right, Helen, thank you very much. Let's go do
Speaker 4: Fiona here, come on in, Fiona.
Speaker 13: Hello, Christian Hello, come over to mine.
Speaker 4: What's round at yours mine?
Speaker 20: You have to come to mind. I love pseudo westerw Oh,
Speaker 20: my god, I and bying all my friends over.
Speaker 13: Because they all just love as well.
Speaker 20: I've got a big bar out the back to fifteen
Speaker 20: square meters and.
Speaker 13: I have took machine.
Speaker 21: I have a Sui table, the po machine.
Speaker 4: And you have Yes, all these listeners have got far
Speaker 4: better entertainment.
Speaker 3: That's spars, the POKEMSH payout.
Speaker 4: No is that your own mini crown out the back there?
Speaker 4: This is incredible, Fiona, she got better set up than
Speaker 4: this radio station.
Speaker 3: Maybe we're permanently came.
Speaker 4: Down coming back to studio with all these facilities. Oh
Speaker 4: this sounds great. And worry a rosebud, you say, Fiona,
Speaker 4: Yes beautiful, Oh it's great down there. And who else
Speaker 4: is the family then, Fiona? Who have you got?
Speaker 20: I have my husband, I don't know where the hell
Speaker 20: happy he'll be about it. But my daughter and my
Speaker 20: son lives there in their teen fighteen. So I've got
Speaker 20: an eighteen year old daughter and a sixteen year old son.
Speaker 21: So yeah, oh my neighbors.
Speaker 20: I know most of my neighbors except my new family
Speaker 20: next door.
Speaker 4: Well you'll get to know them a lot better. You're
Speaker 4: not banned fire at eight o'clock in that bar out
Speaker 4: the back, Fiona, thank you very much for inviting us.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Carolyn here can and count him.
Speaker 14: Hi, guys, how's it going? Yes?
Speaker 4: God, so tell us about coming around to yours with
Speaker 4: the show and Pseudo Echo. Oh, well, we're in.
Speaker 21: We're out in beverage, out near the Mandolaid golf course,
Speaker 21: so you can go and play around the golf afterwards.
Speaker 21: But we've got a double story house, beautiful big music area,
Speaker 21: music room downstairs, backyard balcony upstairs with a huge activity room.
Speaker 21: But Christian, Seriously, if I told my family we won this,
Speaker 21: I would finally finally get my husband to get the
Speaker 21: garden done properly. They would clean the house.
Speaker 4: Coming out right now the house, they will walk, will walk,
Speaker 4: you know how he gets. What a great way to
Speaker 4: get your gun done. Pseudo Echo will be here this
Speaker 4: time time.
Speaker 3: What do you want them to think of?
Speaker 22: Us.
Speaker 4: That's a great one. Thank you very much. Keith is
Speaker 4: coming nine four one four one O four three on
Speaker 4: a brainer.
Speaker 1: Not you're listening to the Christian o'carls show.
Speaker 4: Podcast, Christian, I'd love to invite you and the team
Speaker 4: and pseudo echoed at my place in Philippinen overlooking the beach.
Speaker 4: Your audience will be the locals. Well, Christine, I think
Speaker 4: they could just hello, locals, gather, Christian. I love yesterday.
Speaker 4: I was trying to get through, but now I'm not
Speaker 4: sure if I can do it now. The news that
Speaker 4: you bring a pseudo echo, I would have made you
Speaker 4: Jo and Patson espresso each. We've just got one of
Speaker 4: those little machines, but not sure if there's enough pods
Speaker 4: to stretch Nicks out. Guys. Also, my daughter doesn't get
Speaker 4: up until seven point thirty, and it's a nightmare before that.
Speaker 4: She will not bre shoate being woken up by synthesizer
Speaker 4: downstairs blasting out funky Town. Apologies, Christian, in this idea,
Speaker 4: I cannot be of assistance. Nick, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Wayne. Good morning, Good morning,
Speaker 4: Christian and gang Hell are you yeah?
Speaker 14: Good?
Speaker 4: Wayne? So you fancy having pseudo Echo and the show
Speaker 4: live from yours.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well the iredy is. I listened to pseudo Echo
Speaker 13: every morning. I live in Aberfaldi and I back onto
Speaker 13: a primary school, local government primary school when they use
Speaker 13: pseudo Echo Funky Down in particular to just warn the
Speaker 13: kids that the classes are about to comment. So it's
Speaker 13: part of my ritual every morning having pseudo Echo play
Speaker 13: in the background. So I'm looking to maybe just get
Speaker 13: them in person to actually play for a change.
Speaker 4: Amazing, that's super bizarre. Why that song?
Speaker 3: So they've subbed out the school bell for funding Town.
Speaker 13: That's correct. They play they play music, but just the
Speaker 13: go to songs seems to be Funky Town each morning.
Speaker 4: So on that is a huge fan, aren't they.
Speaker 13: Yeah, exactly, And I am too obviously seen a kid
Speaker 13: in the eighties. I've got three teen age children suit
Speaker 13: teenage daughters like you, Christian, so they'll be mortified if
Speaker 13: they had the pseudo Echo over there and at the
Speaker 13: front of our houses and other primary school so there's
Speaker 13: a lot of traffic and a lot of activity around
Speaker 13: the area.
Speaker 4: Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. This sounds great, Wayne, Thank you so
Speaker 4: much for inviting us mate.
Speaker 13: Oh, I would love to have you over there.
Speaker 4: Thanks mate, Let's go to shouts here, come on in
Speaker 4: shaz Hi.
Speaker 22: How are you going, Christian?
Speaker 4: Good shah? So what would be like doing the show
Speaker 4: with Sidorko around at yours?
Speaker 22: Oh my goodness, I would love to have you guys over.
Speaker 22: I'm Chaza and my husband is Dazza. Believe it or not,
Speaker 22: I Sha and we met in the eighties and one
Speaker 22: of the first gigs we went to was at the
Speaker 22: Dorset Gardens Hotel and we saw Pseudo Echo together.
Speaker 4: Oh no way, that's so cool. Ah right, and I
Speaker 4: wonder you'd love to have this.
Speaker 22: Oh, it'd be amazing. I listen to your show every
Speaker 22: morning and as soon as I heard, I was like,
Speaker 22: I've got a call. But the main thing for me
Speaker 22: choose I'd love to have you over and surprise my
Speaker 22: husband sneak you in because he's actually just recovering from
Speaker 22: prostate cancer surgery.
Speaker 4: First of all, I hope his recovery is going well.
Speaker 4: But listen, and I'm sure there's a hell of a
Speaker 4: lot of equipment that we need to bring, right and
Speaker 4: that generators to go live to Melbourne and the band
Speaker 4: as well. How do you think we're going to sneak
Speaker 4: all the gearing one are you sleeping?
Speaker 22: He'll know someone will hear. Someone will be listening this
Speaker 22: morning and no Shad and does from con and I'll
Speaker 22: bring and go, oh my god, I.
Speaker 10: Hete you on the radios.
Speaker 4: It well hear about this.
Speaker 22: Yes, yes, but I've got the kids.
Speaker 19: I'll love it.
Speaker 22: They'll cook your big breakfast. I'll make the coffee in
Speaker 22: most welcome.
Speaker 4: Ah, this is lovely. Well listen, I hope Dazza is
Speaker 4: recovering well. Shazer Oh good, oh good. This is what
Speaker 4: I trained on when I moved to Australia. I take
Speaker 4: the shot Shazzer and dassert.
Speaker 8: Like that.
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Speaker 4: It's been revealed that King Charles will have a much
Speaker 4: cheaper yeah right corona. So it is certainly going to
Speaker 4: be aldi in kmart vibes. Is it much cheaper? Bringing
Speaker 4: up be way over the spring Roam Crown. It's gonna
Speaker 4: have a much cheaper coronation than mummy is the Queen Elizabeth?
Speaker 4: Who's that cost? But in mind it was seventy odd
Speaker 4: years ago eighteen million pounds? That was then a statement
Speaker 4: said the shorter more frugal coronation because the king is
Speaker 4: very aware of the struggles felt by modern Britons. I
Speaker 4: saw a news report on this yesterday saying how a
Speaker 4: lot of the ancient rituals are going to be asked.
Speaker 4: The whole family is an ancient ritual and the other thing.
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe this. They had one of these numpty
Speaker 4: rawal experts, right boom, time to be a royal expert
Speaker 4: this year, who said, you know, and Prince Charles has
Speaker 4: already revealed he wants to act the guest list, right,
Speaker 4: so you think, well, what's he going to take off?
Speaker 4: You know, a couple of hundred people. He wants to
Speaker 4: ax it by six thousand, right.
Speaker 3: How many people are provided in the first place?
Speaker 4: How do you go through six and there must have
Speaker 4: been many more. He's got to go. No, no, the
Speaker 4: King of where never been there? Bulgaric, no, hate them,
Speaker 4: he's axing it. My sixth.
Speaker 2: Queen had eight bounced apparently.
Speaker 3: Really yes, he's having like.
Speaker 4: All right, so today's time waste stuff with this dirt
Speaker 4: cheap coronation. We're looking for your cheap bands. Who's playing
Speaker 4: on stage at cheap fest?
Speaker 9: Who is it?
Speaker 4: Tell it's not mister mister, no, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 4: mis miser half a s. I'll tell you what's very
Speaker 4: cheap to get into this cheap fest blink one dollar
Speaker 4: eighty two gold just about men not to work. I
Speaker 4: haven't had a gig in years. Men not to work.
Speaker 4: Tell you who else is playing? He's singing this song
Speaker 4: poison and let's coupon. Hollywood is very expensive. That's not cheap.
Speaker 4: We've got a Hollywood, is it? But Frank he's gone
Speaker 4: to wear abe.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's bronze minus minus.
Speaker 4: Spand out ballet, very expensive, all those lessons, it's far cheaper.
Speaker 4: Spanned out conga.
Speaker 15: A conga line.
Speaker 4: It's easy and Charlie might be doing it at the
Speaker 4: current age to come. You know what the market price
Speaker 4: right now? For a leopard, it's so expensive or not
Speaker 4: hearing or not. It's a lot, but not cheap. But
Speaker 4: to get a deaf cheetah is it?
Speaker 3: It's not really a sho cheap.
Speaker 4: Practically parts comedy for always go for a chip hip,
Speaker 4: DeFi is funny. What does deaf chim get? If that's
Speaker 4: a you're gonna all right, jack? What have you got?
Speaker 4: What bands are on stage at cheap first, it's spreading
Speaker 4: is contagious. The comedy scrimp skitsity silver chimp biscuit would
Speaker 4: have been yeah, money jim Biscuit got the focus because
Speaker 4: they're now going to send us chimpy ones.
Speaker 3: How do they get the costco gold, the bare Naked
Speaker 3: lay Bys, Oh no, that is gold plus and Jefferson
Speaker 3: airplane very expensive. Get a fly Jefferson old train.
Speaker 4: Plus, well done? All right, what have you got them?
Speaker 4: Cheap bands?
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Speaker 4: That's mark today's time waste when it can feel cheap bands?
Speaker 4: You ready to mark? Yes, so mix a little, mix
Speaker 4: a lot. Julie pseudo economical gold hard off the breast,
Speaker 4: well abby, Johnny, No cash silver, not talking heads, no
Speaker 4: quietly mumbling heads is cheap? No nice tripe tight, said
Speaker 4: Fred Gold rage against the vending machine, these prices kidding
Speaker 4: me Gold Anthony, well done, buy one, get one, beg
Speaker 4: oh Daniel, that is very good, opshop boys, silver puss,
Speaker 4: give me my nickelback silver? What Matt frugal fighters silver good?
Speaker 4: Use the word frugal. Set of star ship very expensive.
Speaker 4: Those Christians start dinging gold came Artellica gold, that's very
Speaker 4: good to put your name on that one. Whoever sent
Speaker 4: us Kmartellica Value I am Will, I am Value, I
Speaker 4: A is Silver, Notorious b I g Overdraft.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brons, Yeah, Taylor Thrift Silver.
Speaker 4: Can I have fifty cents?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 4: Pass Overdraft Punk Silver? Bob Marley and the Sailors?
Speaker 3: Is that cheaper?
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