WEBVTT - FULL: I Could've Been A Turtle 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.600 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:05.640 --> 0:00:10.559 There is no eating on the new couch. 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:13.360 Well that's not naked, that's on full frontal. 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:16.520 The finger lifting has done Monday to Thursday, really fingers 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:17.639 down Friday. We call it the. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:21.000 Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:24.800 Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Tuesday morning, six 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:29.000 minutes past six. Good morning, Jackie Boy, Good morning, Patsy morning. 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:32.280 Somebody picks on the wrong person on this show to 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:35.160 try and scam them. Patsy telling me what's been going 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:38.040 happening for you. I've been getting these emails saying, are 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.479 you asking listeners for one thousand dollars? 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:45.000 There's a scam going around. Check on Facebook and Insta. Yeah, 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.440 you're being you're the lucky winner. It's got like my profile. 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:52.159 I've picked fifty people to win a thousand dollars and 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.040 it's been going for a couple of weeks. But it's 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:57.960 like jacked up, last couple of jacked up a couple 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.320 of days, bucked up the last. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:00.600 Couple of days. They get more for the big. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.920 Push, and all these poor listeners are messaging me saying 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:07.319 pats Is is legit. It's just like some you know, 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:09.560 these scammers, they have got nothing better to do. 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.960 Their filthy got nothing. I like, they've got nothing better. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:18.760 Get out there in the sunshine. I know who your 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:19.399 parents are. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:21.240 Does you get it? 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:22.000 Scammers? 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.480 If you get it, do not click on it, do 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:27.360 not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:29.560 So what can you do? Can you message Facebook and 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.679 Instagram and then take down my fake profile. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.920 Gold's been doing that for two. 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:37.240 Weeks, and listeners go on to Instagram right now, have 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:38.800 a look at Patsy's posts about this. 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:39.800 Okay, all right? 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:45.319 Two slides. Two slides Exhibit A, Exhibit B. One of them, 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:48.640 Patsy's taken a screenshot of like one of these scams 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.320 looks like and then looks like someone's graffiti those like 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:56.840 a bouncy scam in blood reds. I actually think it's 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.280 her own blood. She cut her wrists and put it 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:03.240 on there. Cut me. I've cut you, skimmers. You didn't 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:03.920 have the meta to do. 0:02:04.320 --> 0:02:07.200 She's cursed the scamming, witchcraft. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:12.880 Blood curse, Patsy Wicks scam. It's just like dogged on it. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.799 Then the next slide just saying that it's happening to 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:22.519 three keywords here other high profile presenters. Yeah, other words, 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:26.119 other people like me Pier one Tier one operators. 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:27.320 Hasn't happened to me, but. 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:31.800 Only the eye profile. If you're reading this and it 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.560 hasn't happened to you in high profile like. 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:38.960 Carl, you're listening to the Christian o'crl show podcast. 0:02:39.360 --> 0:02:44.639 I got stung yesterday with a parking fine from Stunnington Council. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:45.880 Welcome to the club. 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:51.360 Ninety two dollars. Ninety two dollars you and Jack, I 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.400 think there are but patsy to be fair, right, So 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:55.919 yesterday I was gonna get my hair cut and I 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:58.880 saw a golden space. You know, movie and TV shows, 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:01.160 whenever they're going on, they always park out the front, 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.639 don't they. They never like driving around. You get out, 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:05.600 I'll find a spot, then I'll come and join. You 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.919 go get the table and I'll go fuck the space. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:11.120 The never just c They just go straight there. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.840 Hovering in the road, trying to raid the signs. Is 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.160 that today if loading signs finished? 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:15.440 Yeah? 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.880 Is it public holiday? Is that just for Sundays? Is 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.600 there a happy hour now? Anyway? I saw an empty 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.079 base or I just park it. Can't believe it. Monday 0:03:23.240 --> 0:03:25.440 is kicking girls already. I'll just dump it here. I 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.600 go in my head ass and says, I'll be careful. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:30.400 You know they get people around here. I said, no, no, no, 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.840 I check. There's no signs anywhere. We carry on. I'll 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.800 go up there and there's a guy who's two already 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:37.360 done three cars. He's two on from me, and I 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:40.120 see that, and I couldn't see any of those weird 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.680 signs anywhere. And then he sees me and I'm swearing, 0:03:44.000 --> 0:03:45.560 and then he says to me, oh my god, it's 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:47.920 you Christ. If I didn't know, and I wouldn't have 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:51.080 done that. I went undo it and he goes, I can't. 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:54.480 It's in the system. And when undoing carbs, he goes, 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:58.080 it's already been processed. My question this morning is once 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.560 they put it in the system, right, they print off 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:03.480 that weedy, little flimsy ticket with that little tab that 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.040 they stitch you windscreen, can they ever undo it. 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:09.600 I've come back when he's on my car like printing 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:11.400 it off. Yeah, and he wouldn't undo it. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:11.760 No. 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.280 Once he's think. 0:04:13.320 --> 0:04:15.760 Once his process is undoable. In case people try to 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:16.919 offer them cash es. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.800 Once it's in that little system, it's a point of 0:04:19.839 --> 0:04:22.360 no return. Once it's in there, it's in there for good. 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:24.880 He's kept saying to me, I've got your number plate. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.400 Once I put the number plate in, they know. 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:31.200 Ninety two dollars. Can anyone who might be might do 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.520 this for a job? Is there a point of no return, 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.720 like Patsy says? Or could he? Is there like a 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.839 five minute or ten minute where someone. 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:39.120 Goes grace period? 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.280 Yes, I watched somebody the other day's car getting towed, 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:43.880 so when you're in the cleeway and they go the 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:47.560 extra mile to actually take the car away. She got 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:50.160 back and her car was still in the parking, so. 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.000 She had to see it being jacked up and driven off. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:54.000 He'd already clipped it in, and he was saying, you know, 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:55.640 I was watching through a windows. I couldn't hear, but 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.719 essentially he was going, nah, once it's clipped in, I've 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:00.599 got to take it. So she's a hands in the 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:02.200 air while he's pulling it on the back of the 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:03.040 truck then takes off. 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.760 Be honest, right, when you see something like that, how 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.520 good these Netflix shows are. That's the best show in town, right? 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.240 A load in this misery. 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.560 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:21.039 All Right, some emails now coming overnight, Lates La Party, Late, 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:28.080 all right, we call your emails lakes La Party. Anything 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:29.760 you want to pick up that we've talked about. We 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.960 never moved completely on from anything, Christian, Jack and Pats. 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:36.080 I've been thinking for a while that the phrase nominative 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:40.080 to terminism. This is about the phenomenon where your name 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:43.279 can influence a type of job that you do. Christian, 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.560 I don't think it's that snappy. I'd like to suggest 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:49.040 an alternative name for the feature, a nomen est omen. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:52.680 It's Latin for the name as a sign, what do 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:56.039 you reckon? Classy and trips off the tongue a lot easier. 0:05:56.080 --> 0:06:01.320 I think. I think it's actually harder because every time 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:04.880 I say nomen est nomen, I'm then gonna have to 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.640 go it's Latin for the name and a design, and 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.520 then explain what nominas, if determinis them, if anything you've length. 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:12.880 Them the whole break back to the start again. 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:15.560 Yes, Christian, my weakest claim to fame well, I was 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:18.360 a prison officer in the UK back in twenty ten. 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:22.719 Part of my duty was an induction officer. I inducted 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:26.760 the singer George Michael into Pentonville Prison. That is my 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:29.040 weakest claim to fame. I would say that is a 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:33.000 pretty huge claim to fame. Actually, that's on Chris. And 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:37.360 then this is an amazing email. Christian, Hello from London. 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:39.120 I hope life and ours is good for you. It is. 0:06:39.760 --> 0:06:41.520 This is strange all. I hope you can help us. 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:45.239 I tried posting this on Facebook and visiting a Melbourne 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.320 Facebook page, but nothing. When the world lost our Queen, 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.479 me and my best he decided to queue lot the 0:06:50.480 --> 0:06:52.480 rest of the world to pay our respect to her 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:54.640 majesty with Q for thirteen hours, and in that time 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:57.480 we met some amazing people. In particular group of nine 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.680 we chattel laught all the way for hours and hours 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.400 inter security together and then we lost two of them. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.560 We're now trying to find him. We have a Q 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.640 family WhatsApp group and we want to find them and 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:12.240 do a coronation reunion online. Can you outspread the words 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.800 your listeners. Here's what we know. His name is Matt. 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:18.720 He has family and leeds, but he lives in Melbourne. 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:21.760 He is married with four year old twins, travels a 0:07:21.800 --> 0:07:24.840 lot with work. Also has lived in his time in Perth. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:27.040 I guess you get because you're a cub for so long, 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:29.080 you really get to find out much somebody. He also 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:31.679 has some older children in the UK that he sometimes visits, 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.360 but he lives in Melbourne. He's a tall guy with 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.880 a beard, over six foot. He owns a gray hoodie. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:41.800 Can he help us? The last line here is everything. 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.480 Can you help us find the missing link? Don't speak 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.920 about Australians like that, please, they don't like that, jenniffive, 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:50.200 we will we put this on our socials. 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.600 So a tall Matt with a beard and a gray hoodie. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.560 Yeah, basically lives in Melbourne. He is married with four 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:58.200 year old twins and has older kids who were in 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:00.960 the UK and he went over and cued for the queen. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.120 Does anyone know that Matt? We're looking for the missing link? 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:08.200 The Christian O'Connell show podcast any Business. 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:11.240 They always have to think these days about a memorable name. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.640 It's hard to stay with naming things is the hardest 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:14.400 thing it is, isn't it. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.920 We waste so much. We just waste time genuinely for 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:19.360 a living. We waste your time every morning, but we 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.280 spend so much time coming up with names that we 0:08:22.400 --> 0:08:24.520 think are memorable for the stuff we do on the show. 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:28.480 But an actual proper professional business who aligned on bookings 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.120 for their earnings and money, it's a big thing. You 0:08:31.240 --> 0:08:33.600 saw a great well an interesting name for a bookshop 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:34.240 at the weekend. 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:37.120 Yeah, it was called the Grumpy Swimmer. So I actually 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.040 think they've missed the mark with this because first, when 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.280 we went down to Elwood, we looked for a bookshop, 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:45.400 so typed in bookshops of Alwood. Grumpy Swimmer came up, 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.080 and I thought, well, that's definitely not. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.040 It's a strange vibe, isn't it. 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:52.160 But apparently the guy who opened the bookstore used to 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:54.600 like swimming in the bay and then he'd get out 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:56.160 of the water and he was grumpy by the time 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.120 he got to work, so they named the store after him. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.520 The quite an origin story, isn't It's going to have 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.840 an origin story these days, can not just be a 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:03.679 book shop. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.959 But it reminded me of the Angry Butcher, which we'd 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.200 spoke about on the show three or four weeks ago, 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:10.880 who does bike repairs. So if you're looking through the 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.679 yellow Pages or on Google on mine, Angry butcher. Doesn't 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:14.600 you're going to read it. 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:16.679 Well, you're going to read it again, aren't you. It's 0:09:16.720 --> 0:09:18.640 going to slow you down. It's not just the local 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:21.680 bike shop, the Angry Butcher and the Grumpy Swimmer. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:22.480 Grumpy Swimmer. 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:24.960 Okain books isn't even the title, is it? Same with 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:27.240 the Angry Butcher. What they do isn't even in there? 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:28.600 All right, So we're going to see if we can 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:31.880 form an A to Z then of unusual business names. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.400 So B for the angry Butcher, which is a bike shop. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:37.200 Well let's go angry A for angry. 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.600 Of course, you're quite right. If I was in charge 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.640 of the Yellow Pages, it'd be a very different read 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:42.199 for you guys. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:47.520 Angry Butcher, grumpy Swimmers. So we're looking for any names 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:50.640 of businesses that don't match the business, like the nasty 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:52.000 plumber but he's an accountant. 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:53.920 I bet you there is someone though I don't know, 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:56.560 the nasty plummer. But if not, if you are a 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:58.400 plumber right now and you're looking for a new name, 0:09:58.640 --> 0:09:59.679 the Nasty Plumber. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.200 Christian O'Connell's show podcast. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:08.800 Christian Caine. Here, Hellokane, my mate's business is an unusual one. 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:14.199 It's called get flushed plumbing Caine. I wouldn't say that's unusual. 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:18.079 I would say that makes perfect sense. It's got plumbing 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:20.880 in the title and it's got get flushed. All that 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.760 together scans you go, Yeah, it's a plumbing business. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:25.360 I know straight away what the guy does. 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:29.520 Yes, so it's not unusual. Another one here, I don't 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:32.360 know whether there's a voice encoder today going out. Christian 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:36.280 is Ryan, if I'm not mistaken. Spotlight Actually, spotlight is 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.160 an unusual name. I guess they don't sell spotlights. What 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:40.160 are they called spotlight? 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.680 They called spotlight, but they do sell spotlights. They sell 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.280 everything under the sun. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:47.679 But the majority of that stuff is sort of crafting fabrics, 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.480 haberdasheries and stuff like that. Yesterday, I don't know if 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.400 you've ever trying to do this, Will Audio. Maybe she's 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:55.480 a bit too young, but trying to go online to 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:58.440 get tickets to go and see a show. So my 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:02.200 kids said over the weekend their ranks Steve Lacy is 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.360 coming to Melbourne? Is that my words too right? And 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:09.080 I'm I'm vaguely aware of some of the new artists 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.640 when because my kids right, and never heard of Steve Lacy. 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.160 Has anyone on the show hands up team who are 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:16.320 younger than me, get out of him, Perry, you have 0:11:16.480 --> 0:11:19.360 not okay, you've got no idea Steve Lacey's no, he 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:19.760 would know. 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.360 He's cool. He's where is the gold chain? Perry? 0:11:23.000 --> 0:11:27.160 For mayors also wear gold chains? Are they called to? So? 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.599 First of all, by the way, Steve Lacey is a 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:33.800 dweeb's name for singer. It is Steve Lacey is like 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:35.760 a dad like me, isn't it? Do you know the 0:11:35.840 --> 0:11:39.800 dad Steve Lacey walks for Lacey In's son's accountants or 0:11:39.920 --> 0:11:42.199 is he like he is a teacher who goes it's 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:44.920 mister Lacy, call me Steve. It's Steve Lacy. You know 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.360 it does drama, a little bit of English on the side, 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:50.040 stuff like that. Steve Lacey is not a great scene. 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:51.679 The way you're not lining up tickets to go see him. 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.959 But trouble is, though this guy's in hues demand, he's 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:56.559 a massive is he playing well, he was going to 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.480 be playing at the Forum, but it's sold out in 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.079 like Secon, so they just sort of scrap that. Obviously 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:05.440 got money, money money, Stevie Boy's rolling in the money. 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:09.520 It's Lacy time. They're now gone for John Caine Arena, 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:12.080 big upgrade, right, yeah, So any the kids are like, 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.400 please you go online. They're doing this thing, you need 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.040 to do it. I'm like, so okay, right and fine, 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:19.000 credit card ready. I need to get four tickets, So 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:20.480 I said, look, I try to think I can get 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:27.960 his tickets anyway. The stress yesterday evening. I go on 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:31.280 to the link, right, I see suddenly already right, I 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:34.720 select four tickets, A countdown, A pits. I've got five minutes. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.880 I'm like, oh my god, okay five minutes. My wife 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.280 is going where is the date again? I just need 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:42.800 to put it in my dam please not now it's 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:45.720 four minutes forty two already, no one talk to me 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.719 or you're not seeing Steve Lacey do evening for a 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.679 rock star. So I go in and first of all, 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:55.559 it wants every single ticket holder is mobile number. I've 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.360 got no. I don't know who these trains doing. So 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:59.679 I'm putting in names and just cut and pasting my 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:03.120 number right again. This takes time to that control command, 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.120 paste V and all that together. And when you're nervous, 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.400 your fingers don't move, so weld do they? You lose 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.520 some of that dexterity because it's tensing up. Then it 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:14.520 goes check out, so go great, this is great, this 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:17.080 is all moving more. I've got three minutes left to go. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.880 Here I can ease off. Then it goes log into 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:22.000 your account or sign up for new and I'm like, 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:25.880 I don't believe this. I don't have an account. Why 0:13:25.920 --> 0:13:27.840 do I need account? I just want to give you 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.920 the money for the four tigrets. I then got to 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.560 sign up for a new account, get that email address 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:35.920 with your login, create a password. I come up with 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.400 the worst password in the world. I just need it. 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:40.679 Then it goes you now need to log back in. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.160 I go because it's such a lame password. I can't 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.920 remember the password I have to now do. We're now 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:51.040 two minutes, two minutes, forgot any password, forgot any past? 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.560 Only creative five seconds. I'm never using this business ever again. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:57.679 I then have to get wait for the other link 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.560 because I've forgot the bass, register for a new one. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.160 You to my wife, write this down is my new 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:06.400 new boss word. Anyway, cut a long story short. She's 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:10.640 going to see you. When I went upstairs to her bedroom, 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.720 right she was waiting, she was chatting friends, going we 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.440 don't know. No, I go in and go, I've got 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:17.760 the tickets. She went, yay, thank you, and it reminded 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:19.720 me the joy of just being a fan. Do you 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.840 know when you were a teenager and like going and 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.400 getting tickets was a really really big deal. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.840 Are your best memories of the concerts that you went to? 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:29.280 She was like, she was just like they literally were. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.960 As I was walking saying when was the last time 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.800 as an adult if it went to any news? Yay, 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:40.120 unless someone canceled something, yay. Good day as good as 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:40.720 it's gonna be. 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:45.320 This is the Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.600 Christian, this isn't an unusual name, but it is misleading. 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:53.480 I work at a Melbourne hospital that has two pharmacies 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:58.160 and we have a cafe called Pharmacy that's not a pharmacy. 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:01.640 Be I need. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.080 Would you like muffins? 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:13.560 They're on special today. Ley, Thank you very much for 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:17.800 your text. Yesterday we were all agate moused Gate with 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.360 the news that someone in a cafe said that some 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:23.760 customers come along and ask for a glass of hot 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:27.000 water and then these are old people, right, and then 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:31.280 outcomes the hidden tea back that they've brought along. B 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:35.000 Yo to have a essentially free drink. 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:38.640 Enjoy the atmosphere of the cafe at no expense. The 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.000 same lady, Rachel send us the message, I say, he's 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.320 the message again, me again with the more b yo 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:46.520 drivers from our cafe. I recently had a lady request 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:49.120 I heat up her frozen light and easy lasagna so 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:50.640 she could dine in and enjoy it. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.000 What do you mean like she she took along some 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:53.640 left oceans. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:55.680 It's all right. No, they come in a frozen pack 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:57.440 and you buzz it in the mist way. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:01.720 These place you gotta have their food. That's how they 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.760 make their money. Also, you can't just start getting out 0:16:04.800 --> 0:16:07.040 your shopping and I've got a kind of frankfurters here. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:10.720 He looks a bit bored out there because I'm not 0:16:10.840 --> 0:16:11.400 ordering food. 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.360 Also, I recently had to ask a group of ladies 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:21.200 to leave after they pulled out a full picnic basket 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:24.960 of homemade cakes sandwiches and set it up inside. 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:31.160 The You that's a friendly there, aren't they? That is astonishing? 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.200 Rio saw something because we want more stories of what 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:36.960 you've seen people doing. B Yo. What did you see 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:37.600 a game once? 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.760 Yeah, we went to the d Swan's game and there 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.800 was a Melbourne D's fan in front of us with 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.000 a whole spread for BYO hot dogs. So he had 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:47.520 a thermos of hot water with the wieners in it. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:51.800 He then had so well organized and every condiment you 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.080 could imagine. He had cheese, he had onion, and then 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:56.080 he had all different sauces like out on a little 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:57.440 platter on his legs. 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:00.680 White Brodie Grundy wants to come to hum okay, he 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:02.400 wants to get away from fans with no tea. 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:04.600 And now the AFL has to charge more for ticket 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.320 holders because people aren't buying the seven dollar hot dogs 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:09.200 at the ground on a brainer. 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:13.120 You're listening to the Christian O Kyle's show podcast fills out. 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:16.640 We've got a whistler all blower right now in Rachel, 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:20.320 who has been sending Jack tms of the You won't 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:23.120 believe some of these things that people do. I mean, 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.000 I wish I had. Is it a gene that some 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:29.520 people have the shame gene? Remove where they don't worry 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.600 about they don't causing a scene or a pairing old 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:34.040 or indeed are the people's feelings? 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:36.000 I guess it's you really do not care what other 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.600 people think of you because you have no shame. People 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.800 like this old ladies will walk into the cafe, ask 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:43.920 for a hot water which they don't pay for, sit 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:46.760 down and whip out a tea bag from home. I 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:49.080 recently had a lady request that I heat up her 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:51.760 frozen light and easy lasagna so she could dine in 0:17:51.800 --> 0:17:53.920 and enjoy it. Also had to ask a group of 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:55.960 ladies to leave after they brought out a full picnic 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:57.880 basket of homemade cakes and sandwiches. 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:01.040 That's is unbelievable. Are they like saying, hey, we're going there, 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:04.000 it's okay? Does none of the group go. We can't decide. 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.879 You can't just turn up with no food, don't order it, 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:07.640 bring our own food. 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:08.959 Just waters all around for us. 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:11.640 Thank you, six autists. Please as quick as you can 0:18:11.680 --> 0:18:13.199 as well a little bit thirsty while we get our 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:15.200 snacks out. I remember, in the first couple of months 0:18:15.240 --> 0:18:18.119 at working at this place, at this radio station, apparent 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:20.359 in mind that I've been sold what it was going 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:23.359 to be like in Australian radar by Hamish Nandy. You know, 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.560 we'd sold up everything. I remember an email went out 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:27.920 saying that you could bring if you brought your own 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:31.960 painting the weekend and repainted the radio station. About that 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:33.320 they give you a day off. 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:35.560 I couldn't believe it. 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:41.280 I come to if you bought your painting, yeah, help 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:45.120 paint on a Saturday. You can have an annual leave day. 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:48.560 Bring your own painting, not just that, paint the office 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:51.479