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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: There is no eating on the new couch.

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Speaker 3: Well that's not naked, that's on full frontal.

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Speaker 4: The finger lifting has done Monday to Thursday, really fingers

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Speaker 4: down Friday. We call it the.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Tuesday morning, six

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Speaker 4: minutes past six. Good morning, Jackie Boy, Good morning, Patsy morning.

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Speaker 4: Somebody picks on the wrong person on this show to

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Speaker 4: try and scam them. Patsy telling me what's been going

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Speaker 4: happening for you. I've been getting these emails saying, are

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Speaker 4: you asking listeners for one thousand dollars?

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Speaker 2: There's a scam going around. Check on Facebook and Insta. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're being you're the lucky winner. It's got like my profile.

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Speaker 2: I've picked fifty people to win a thousand dollars and

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Speaker 2: it's been going for a couple of weeks. But it's

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Speaker 2: like jacked up, last couple of jacked up a couple

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Speaker 2: of days, bucked up the last.

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Speaker 4: Couple of days. They get more for the big.

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Speaker 2: Push, and all these poor listeners are messaging me saying

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Speaker 2: pats Is is legit. It's just like some you know,

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Speaker 2: these scammers, they have got nothing better to do.

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Speaker 3: Their filthy got nothing. I like, they've got nothing better.

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Speaker 4: Get out there in the sunshine. I know who your

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Speaker 4: parents are.

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Speaker 5: Does you get it?

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Speaker 4: Scammers?

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Speaker 2: If you get it, do not click on it, do

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Speaker 2: not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: So what can you do? Can you message Facebook and

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Speaker 3: Instagram and then take down my fake profile.

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Speaker 2: Gold's been doing that for two.

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Speaker 4: Weeks, and listeners go on to Instagram right now, have

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Speaker 4: a look at Patsy's posts about this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 4: Two slides. Two slides Exhibit A, Exhibit B. One of them,

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Speaker 4: Patsy's taken a screenshot of like one of these scams

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Speaker 4: looks like and then looks like someone's graffiti those like

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Speaker 4: a bouncy scam in blood reds. I actually think it's

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Speaker 4: her own blood. She cut her wrists and put it

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Speaker 4: on there. Cut me. I've cut you, skimmers. You didn't

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Speaker 4: have the meta to do.

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Speaker 3: She's cursed the scamming, witchcraft.

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Speaker 4: Blood curse, Patsy Wicks scam. It's just like dogged on it.

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Speaker 4: Then the next slide just saying that it's happening to

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Speaker 4: three keywords here other high profile presenters. Yeah, other words,

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Speaker 4: other people like me Pier one Tier one operators.

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Speaker 3: Hasn't happened to me, but.

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Speaker 4: Only the eye profile. If you're reading this and it

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Speaker 4: hasn't happened to you in high profile like.

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Speaker 1: Carl, you're listening to the Christian o'crl show podcast.

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Speaker 4: I got stung yesterday with a parking fine from Stunnington Council.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the club.

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Speaker 4: Ninety two dollars. Ninety two dollars you and Jack, I

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Speaker 4: think there are but patsy to be fair, right, So

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Speaker 4: yesterday I was gonna get my hair cut and I

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Speaker 4: saw a golden space. You know, movie and TV shows,

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Speaker 4: whenever they're going on, they always park out the front,

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Speaker 4: don't they. They never like driving around. You get out,

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Speaker 4: I'll find a spot, then I'll come and join. You

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Speaker 4: go get the table and I'll go fuck the space.

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Speaker 4: The never just c They just go straight there.

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Speaker 3: Hovering in the road, trying to raid the signs. Is

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Speaker 3: that today if loading signs finished?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Is it public holiday? Is that just for Sundays? Is

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Speaker 4: there a happy hour now? Anyway? I saw an empty

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Speaker 4: base or I just park it. Can't believe it. Monday

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Speaker 4: is kicking girls already. I'll just dump it here. I

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Speaker 4: go in my head ass and says, I'll be careful.

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Speaker 4: You know they get people around here. I said, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: I check. There's no signs anywhere. We carry on. I'll

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Speaker 4: go up there and there's a guy who's two already

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Speaker 4: done three cars. He's two on from me, and I

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Speaker 4: see that, and I couldn't see any of those weird

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Speaker 4: signs anywhere. And then he sees me and I'm swearing,

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Speaker 4: and then he says to me, oh my god, it's

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Speaker 4: you Christ. If I didn't know, and I wouldn't have

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Speaker 4: done that. I went undo it and he goes, I can't.

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Speaker 4: It's in the system. And when undoing carbs, he goes,

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Speaker 4: it's already been processed. My question this morning is once

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Speaker 4: they put it in the system, right, they print off

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Speaker 4: that weedy, little flimsy ticket with that little tab that

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Speaker 4: they stitch you windscreen, can they ever undo it.

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Speaker 3: I've come back when he's on my car like printing

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Speaker 3: it off. Yeah, and he wouldn't undo it.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: Once he's think.

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Speaker 4: Once his process is undoable. In case people try to

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Speaker 2: Once it's in that little system, it's a point of

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Speaker 2: no return. Once it's in there, it's in there for good.

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Speaker 3: He's kept saying to me, I've got your number plate.

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Speaker 3: Once I put the number plate in, they know.

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Speaker 4: Ninety two dollars. Can anyone who might be might do

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Speaker 4: this for a job? Is there a point of no return,

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Speaker 4: like Patsy says? Or could he? Is there like a

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Speaker 2: Goes grace period?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I watched somebody the other day's car getting towed,

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Speaker 3: so when you're in the cleeway and they go the

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Speaker 3: extra mile to actually take the car away. She got

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Speaker 3: back and her car was still in the parking, so.

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Speaker 4: She had to see it being jacked up and driven off.

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Speaker 3: He'd already clipped it in, and he was saying, you know,

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Speaker 3: I was watching through a windows. I couldn't hear, but

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Speaker 3: essentially he was going, nah, once it's clipped in, I've

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Speaker 3: got to take it. So she's a hands in the

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Speaker 3: air while he's pulling it on the back of the

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Speaker 4: Be honest, right, when you see something like that, how

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Speaker 4: good these Netflix shows are. That's the best show in town, right?

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Speaker 4: A load in this misery.

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Speaker 7: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: All Right, some emails now coming overnight, Lates La Party, Late,

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Speaker 4: all right, we call your emails lakes La Party. Anything

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Speaker 4: you want to pick up that we've talked about. We

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Speaker 4: never moved completely on from anything, Christian, Jack and Pats.

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Speaker 4: I've been thinking for a while that the phrase nominative

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Speaker 4: to terminism. This is about the phenomenon where your name

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Speaker 4: can influence a type of job that you do. Christian,

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Speaker 4: I don't think it's that snappy. I'd like to suggest

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Speaker 4: an alternative name for the feature, a nomen est omen.

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Speaker 4: It's Latin for the name as a sign, what do

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Speaker 4: you reckon? Classy and trips off the tongue a lot easier.

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Speaker 4: I think. I think it's actually harder because every time

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Speaker 4: I say nomen est nomen, I'm then gonna have to

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Speaker 4: go it's Latin for the name and a design, and

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Speaker 4: then explain what nominas, if determinis them, if anything you've length.

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Speaker 3: Them the whole break back to the start again.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Christian, my weakest claim to fame well, I was

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Speaker 4: a prison officer in the UK back in twenty ten.

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Speaker 4: Part of my duty was an induction officer. I inducted

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Speaker 4: the singer George Michael into Pentonville Prison. That is my

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Speaker 4: weakest claim to fame. I would say that is a

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Speaker 4: pretty huge claim to fame. Actually, that's on Chris. And

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Speaker 4: then this is an amazing email. Christian, Hello from London.

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Speaker 4: I hope life and ours is good for you. It is.

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Speaker 4: This is strange all. I hope you can help us.

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Speaker 4: I tried posting this on Facebook and visiting a Melbourne

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Speaker 4: Facebook page, but nothing. When the world lost our Queen,

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Speaker 4: me and my best he decided to queue lot the

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Speaker 4: rest of the world to pay our respect to her

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Speaker 4: majesty with Q for thirteen hours, and in that time

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Speaker 4: we met some amazing people. In particular group of nine

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Speaker 4: we chattel laught all the way for hours and hours

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Speaker 4: inter security together and then we lost two of them.

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Speaker 4: We're now trying to find him. We have a Q

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Speaker 4: family WhatsApp group and we want to find them and

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Speaker 4: do a coronation reunion online. Can you outspread the words

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Speaker 4: your listeners. Here's what we know. His name is Matt.

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Speaker 4: He has family and leeds, but he lives in Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: He is married with four year old twins, travels a

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Speaker 4: lot with work. Also has lived in his time in Perth.

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Speaker 4: I guess you get because you're a cub for so long,

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Speaker 4: you really get to find out much somebody. He also

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Speaker 4: has some older children in the UK that he sometimes visits,

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Speaker 4: but he lives in Melbourne. He's a tall guy with

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Speaker 4: Can he help us? The last line here is everything.

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Speaker 4: Can you help us find the missing link? Don't speak

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Speaker 4: about Australians like that, please, they don't like that, jenniffive,

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Speaker 4: we will we put this on our socials.

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Speaker 3: So a tall Matt with a beard and a gray hoodie.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, basically lives in Melbourne. He is married with four

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Speaker 4: Does anyone know that Matt? We're looking for the missing link?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast any Business.

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Speaker 4: They always have to think these days about a memorable name.

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Speaker 3: It's hard to stay with naming things is the hardest

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Speaker 4: We waste so much. We just waste time genuinely for

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Speaker 4: spend so much time coming up with names that we

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Speaker 4: But an actual proper professional business who aligned on bookings

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Speaker 4: saw a great well an interesting name for a bookshop

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was called the Grumpy Swimmer. So I actually

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Speaker 4: It's a strange vibe, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: But apparently the guy who opened the bookstore used to

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Speaker 4: The quite an origin story, isn't It's going to have

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Speaker 3: But it reminded me of the Angry Butcher, which we'd

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Speaker 3: yellow Pages or on Google on mine, Angry butcher. Doesn't

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Speaker 4: Well, you're going to read it again, aren't you. It's

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Speaker 4: going to slow you down. It's not just the local

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Speaker 4: bike shop, the Angry Butcher and the Grumpy Swimmer.

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Speaker 3: Grumpy Swimmer.

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Speaker 4: Okain books isn't even the title, is it? Same with

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Speaker 4: the Angry Butcher. What they do isn't even in there?

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Speaker 4: All right, So we're going to see if we can

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Speaker 4: form an A to Z then of unusual business names.

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Speaker 4: So B for the angry Butcher, which is a bike shop.

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Speaker 3: Well let's go angry A for angry.

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Speaker 4: Of course, you're quite right. If I was in charge

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Speaker 4: of the Yellow Pages, it'd be a very different read

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Speaker 3: Angry Butcher, grumpy Swimmers. So we're looking for any names

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Speaker 3: of businesses that don't match the business, like the nasty

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Speaker 4: I bet you there is someone though I don't know,

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Speaker 4: the nasty plummer. But if not, if you are a

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Speaker 4: Christian Caine. Here, Hellokane, my mate's business is an unusual one.

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Speaker 4: It's called get flushed plumbing Caine. I wouldn't say that's unusual.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian, this isn't an unusual name, but it is misleading.

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Speaker 4: I work at a Melbourne hospital that has two pharmacies

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Speaker 4: They're on special today. Ley, Thank you very much for

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Speaker 4: We've got a whistler all blower right now in Rachel,

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Speaker 3: I guess it's you really do not care what other

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Speaker 7: I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 4: Bring your own painting, not just that, paint the office

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Speaker 10: How are we today?

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Speaker 4: You're good, We're good mix. So what have you seen people?

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Speaker 9: Swap the planks for cans so we didn't have to

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Speaker 4: the colors to use that and charge her less.

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Speaker 3: Where do you we even get the permanent hair straightening

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Speaker 3: solution from?

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Speaker 4: Isn't that why you go to like a pro? I

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Speaker 4: always do it at home, get a may to do it. Helena,

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Helena. What have you seen

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Speaker 4: b yo?

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Speaker 12: Well, years ago with a Richmond isn't it match at

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Speaker 12: the MCG we went to the football with our nana

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Speaker 12: and she had a massive bag she'd bring out fringed

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Speaker 12: cushions for us all. Then she'd bring out plates and

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Speaker 12: we'd have little homemade gourmet sausage rolls and pie.

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Speaker 13: Then later on we'd have hot.

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Speaker 12: Chocolate with our little cake and biscuits.

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Speaker 4: I want to go with Nana to Okay, okay, this

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Speaker 4: is how they get the fans back to Bomber's game.

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Speaker 4: If they know that Nana is going to lay your

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Speaker 4: nan is going to lay on the catering.

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Speaker 12: Well, the boys in front of us eventually turned around

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Speaker 12: and they said, can she be on.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's a great one, Helena, thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: She called my have a good day.

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Speaker 13: Thank you you too.

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Speaker 4: George, Good morning, George.

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Speaker 9: Good morning. Oh how are you there?

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Speaker 4: We got Josh welcome to the show. B Yo, what

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Speaker 4: have you seen? Okay?

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Speaker 14: So I had a work function back years ago and

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Speaker 14: it was a house woman house woman party for one of.

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Speaker 15: The ladies that was there.

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Speaker 16: And on the invitation, we got allocated on what to bring.

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Speaker 14: So one of us got allocated to bring chairs, one

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Speaker 14: goa allocated to bring tables, one got allocated to bring

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Speaker 14: the meat, the salads, the whole lot everything.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, our boss is thinking this is a great idea.

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Speaker 4: This is a great idea. I haven't got any problem

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Speaker 4: with any of it.

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Speaker 3: On a free Christmas party dream Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. George Patsy, do you remember when

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Speaker 4: you got the well, not even a balloon in flate,

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Speaker 4: Bring your own air, bring your own party. They sent Patsy,

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Speaker 4: how many years have you worked?

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Speaker 17: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I can't twenty or something, but thirty in total in

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Speaker 2: the industry. And I get a deflated foil balloon with

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Speaker 2: a string also in the invalope.

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Speaker 4: So she expected to bow up, follow it up.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they thought I had enough. I can still be

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Speaker 2: there now.

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Speaker 7: Me who the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: What have you seen? B yo? What have you seen? People?

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Speaker 4: B Yoh Robin, good.

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Speaker 11: Morning, good morning.

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Speaker 18: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good Robin, welcome to the show. So, b yo,

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Speaker 4: what did you see?

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Speaker 18: Okay? So I work at a fun park and the

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Speaker 18: next experiences myself that these are the legend news stories.

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Speaker 18: So you can be yo two maybe to pickny carrier

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Speaker 18: to have it. And on this particular occasion, somebody walked

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Speaker 18: through the gate with a whole cooked pig.

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Speaker 4: This is unbelievable. You're right. You can have a picnic here,

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Speaker 4: please do it's a family picnic here, but turning up

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Speaker 4: with an entire pig or like a spit of rotisseriy?

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Speaker 4: What do they killed on the Game of Throne set?

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Speaker 18: I know was it was just it just kept coming

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Speaker 18: through the gate. Apparently it's like, you know, through your

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Speaker 18: little box and this peak just kept going past.

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Speaker 4: That's amazing, Robin. Thank you very much for starting one

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Speaker 4: of the many myths of where you were.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, okay, and the other one was a microwave.

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Speaker 4: It's such everything it's not. It doesn't fit in your

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Speaker 4: back doesn't fit in your backpack, does it?

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Speaker 18: It just came through.

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Speaker 17: Yeah.

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Speaker 18: We're all sort of having a bit of a giggle

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Speaker 18: because we don't have a PowerPoint for them.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Next time my attlement village cinemas. So hey kids,

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Speaker 4: we're going to send own food and a microwave. It's

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Speaker 4: the levels of this big extension. Robin. Thank you very

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Speaker 4: much your two stories. Stu, good morning.

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Speaker 11: Morning, Christian morning, Jack morning.

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Speaker 2: Pats morning Stu.

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Speaker 4: B Yo, what have you seen?

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Speaker 11: I have seen my grandmother. She used to carry around

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Speaker 11: a toilet seat well everywhere. Yeah, so basically it was

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Speaker 11: in a bag. She knitted it up herself with moss

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Speaker 11: frilly white pompoms around the top and the bottom to

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Speaker 11: make it look pretty. But she wanted to sit in

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Speaker 11: comfort when she did her business. Yeah, so, especially at

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Speaker 11: the caravan park. We used to go caravanning and off

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Speaker 11: she'd go.

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Speaker 4: Toddling fancy caravans over there, a little doily for her

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Speaker 4: bum bump. I imagine the Queen had something like as well,

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Speaker 4: she's not putting her back sign of public toilets when

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Speaker 4: she's around.

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Speaker 11: I think it'd probably be a bit of a gilded

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Speaker 11: toilet seat.

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Speaker 4: But it's still with those pretty pomp poms.

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Speaker 11: Okay, absolutely risky.

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Speaker 3: Fronando because does she balance it on the existing toilet see,

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Speaker 3: I would guess so.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it was one of the big old lands, was

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Speaker 11: a black one, so it basically would have straddled the

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Speaker 11: whole toilet seats. I actually can't say that I ever

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Speaker 11: saw it in action.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm glad that you don't have a story about that.

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Speaker 4: We never want to be doing the phone and what

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Speaker 4: did you see your mum doling out? Let's leave it,

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much, you call mate.

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Speaker 7: No worries think Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you had dreams That's why I picked that song

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Speaker 4: outset this up. Maybe you had dreams. We all have dreams.

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Speaker 4: Some of them don't get to happen though. Today today

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Speaker 4: I want to know what did you try out for

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Speaker 4: but not get It's catching up with an old friend

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Speaker 4: of mine yesterday in the UK and we were reminiscent

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Speaker 4: about the time that his life that was going to

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Speaker 4: take a very different turn. He came very close to

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Speaker 4: being The Arsenal football club in London is a very

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Speaker 4: old club known as the Gunners and they have a

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Speaker 4: big mascot that's a kind of green dinosaur called Gunnersaurus.

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Speaker 4: He came very close to being hired for an entire season.

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Speaker 4: He's a mad fan of the club. It would have

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Speaker 4: been a really big deal for him, right. We still

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Speaker 4: laugh about that, you know when you laugh about something different,

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Speaker 4: laughs a bit, but years later, just out there's still

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Speaker 4: a core like it still hurts him because he still

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Speaker 4: believes he should have got the job as Gunnasaurus. He

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Speaker 4: was going to be their mascot.

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Speaker 3: All you like, for him and all your mates to

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Speaker 3: know that, like that's amazing to me, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, only be there before the home games and stuff

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Speaker 4: like that. It would have been a big thing in

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Speaker 4: his life. But anyway, he didn't get it, and I

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Speaker 4: was wondering him. Other things that you tried out for

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Speaker 4: that you really wanted to get but just didn't happen

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Speaker 4: come to you, Jackie Boys.

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Speaker 3: I tried out when I was doing community radio in

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Speaker 3: high school. I was a teenager and tried out for

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Speaker 3: a work experience video that was going to go into

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Speaker 3: every school in the country where I would be the

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Speaker 3: host and explain how you get through work.

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Speaker 4: We got what an honor.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get it, but I got offered another role

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Speaker 3: in the video where I just had to wear overalls

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Speaker 3: and be in the background of a factory as a

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Speaker 3: work experienced kid, not speaking, non speaking.

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Speaker 4: That guy who's talking in this audition high him no words,

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Speaker 4: put him in the back, give him a broom.

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Speaker 3: But my mom still has the VHS tape.

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Speaker 4: That's awesome. Our producer Tom has got a great story

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Speaker 4: about a TV show in New Zealand that you tried

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Speaker 4: out for. Tom. What was the show?

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Speaker 6: It was a thing called The Go Show, which was

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Speaker 6: like a children's TV show. Its like High Five or

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Speaker 6: The Wiggles, but a low budget.

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Speaker 4: The Kiwi version of the Wiggles hosted by Dave Dobbin

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Speaker 4: and what was the what was the audition? What did

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Speaker 4: you have to do?

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Speaker 6: We just saw a flyer at the pub and so

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Speaker 6: figured we'd give it.

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Speaker 4: A last We're going to find the next Wiggles. Isn't

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Speaker 4: it drinking a pub? In New Secrets Kids Entertainers, Hey,

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Speaker 4: you not put down the paints, come with us.

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Speaker 3: I'm looking at the cover of the Go Show and

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Speaker 3: the three presenters who end up getting hired sticking their

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Speaker 3: head out of a cartoon rocket, and I just can't

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Speaker 3: pitch you Tom being one of the three people entertaining

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Speaker 3: kids for a living.

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Speaker 6: It was a real sliding doors moment because I vividly

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Speaker 6: remember being on a TV sit in New Zealand dresses

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Speaker 6: a turtle with my friend Jake dresses a whale, singing

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Speaker 6: a song about turtles and whales, and thinking just could

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Speaker 6: be my.

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Speaker 4: Life one could have been? And now you're here on

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Speaker 4: this show. Every time he sees you and I thinks

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Speaker 4: about that singing turtle.

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Speaker 3: How was like I could have been a turtle?

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Speaker 4: Flighting doors moment? All right, what did you try out

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Speaker 4: for but not get?

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian I got through to the in personal auditions for

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Speaker 4: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and Deal or No Deal?

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Speaker 4: Back in the day, Clearly I didn't even have anything

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Speaker 4: interesting or sad enough to get on air with Eddie

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Speaker 4: or Andrew or win anything. I remember a din or

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Speaker 4: No Deal. They did a fake out and pretended Andrew

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Speaker 4: o'kiep will be there to meet us. The disappointment.

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Speaker 3: Hero start sitting down to interview that whole audience of deal.

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Speaker 4: Mumbles turn up with the truckloads. We just want to

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Speaker 4: get on TV. I remember two years ago my agent,

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Speaker 4: you know my agent, old Hollywood, Right, it's the same guy.

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Speaker 4: He ran an amazing opportunity question for you to be

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Speaker 4: on daytime TV all across Australia. I don't know. It

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Speaker 4: goes and it was a very very well known daytime

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Speaker 4: quiz show, right, and I said, oh, these things, there's

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Speaker 4: not really any room to do it. You're just asking questions.

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Speaker 4: He goes, no, no, no, they've heard what you do. This

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Speaker 4: is always lie. They love what we do on the

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Speaker 4: radio and they want you to be spontaneous. Went all right,

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Speaker 4: and go along. They want you to do an audition.

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Speaker 4: I went right again. I go along right, and they

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Speaker 4: go and I'm handed this light. It must be thirty

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Speaker 4: pages and it's an episode, so I'm going to do

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Speaker 4: an episode where one of them is going to be

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Speaker 4: a contestant. So anyway, they go, so, you know, we

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Speaker 4: want you to add lib you know, be warm and

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Speaker 4: friend and I'm like, yeah, this is what I did.

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Speaker 4: This is great. Anyway, I start chatting list persons, pretend

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Speaker 4: to be a butcher and they go, there's a something.

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Speaker 4: I see some with a stopwatch and start chating and

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Speaker 4: they go, stop, you're gonna have to go again. But

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Speaker 4: quicker you had living every contestant. I was only allowed

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Speaker 4: eight seconds eight questions eight seconds, and then every time

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Speaker 4: I did a true question, stop, go again. You need

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Speaker 4: to get the questions in under fifteen seconds. And I

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Speaker 4: remember walking out of there and my agent round went,

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Speaker 4: they've offered you to what. I don't want it. You

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Speaker 4: know it's two hundred episodes a year, you'll be rolling

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Speaker 4: in it. I went, I don't want that. I don't

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Speaker 4: want the stress of it. All right, what did you

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Speaker 4: try out for but didn't get? Nine four one four

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Speaker 4: one o four three oh.

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Speaker 14: And coome oning goodr in Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good, So what's your story for it? Sewen?

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Speaker 14: So, I used to swim for my school on a

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Speaker 14: Saturday morning and there was diving as well, and one

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Speaker 14: of their divers was injured, so I was asked to

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Speaker 14: step in for him. I was going to do a

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Speaker 14: back somersault, so start standing up and enter with my

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Speaker 14: feet and he said, Nana, you've got to do a

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Speaker 14: back one and a half so that you're going with

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Speaker 14: your hands. It looks more impressive. Okay, but I've never

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Speaker 14: done that before. How do I do that?

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Speaker 11: You guys?

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Speaker 14: It's easy. Just spin and rotating when you're in the air,

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Speaker 14: throw your head back, look for the water. Spot the water,

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Speaker 14: and make yourself as hard as a board.

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Speaker 4: And even as you're describing it, all this sounds impossible,

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Speaker 4: bending physics and the laws of space.

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Speaker 14: Well, I don't have the body of a gymnast, so

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Speaker 14: I'm a fairly big blake. So this was going to

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Speaker 14: be a decent task for me to achieve. So I

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Speaker 14: got on the board, went up, looked for the water,

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Speaker 14: kicked out hard and my back. Instead of going in vertically,

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Speaker 14: I went in horizontally.

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Speaker 4: A big oceans.

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Speaker 14: The sound resonated off the pool wall, and as I

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Speaker 14: floated back up to the surface in pain that I'd

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Speaker 14: never experienced before, I did notice that I was getting

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Speaker 14: a standing ovation from the fan. When I looked over

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Speaker 14: to the scorers, I got a zero for an incomplete dive,

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Speaker 14: so I did not get to complete the dive. The

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Speaker 14: nice thing was about five roses later, when I was

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Speaker 14: up on the blox, I stood up and with my

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Speaker 14: back glowing like a red traffic light, everyone gave me

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Speaker 14: a standing ovation.

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Speaker 4: Again. This is ovation, This is amazing.

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Speaker 14: The pain that I was enduring was was with sustaining ovation.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely yeah. Yeah. Oh and that's a great story, well told.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much, No, Werry, thank you. Here we

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Speaker 4: got Herevannah Giovanna.

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Speaker 17: Good morning, Christian and team. Here are you going?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going, Javannah, welcome to the show. So what

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Speaker 4: did you try out for but not get?

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Speaker 18: Oh?

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Speaker 17: Back in the early eighties when I was a young

701
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Speaker 17: girl in high school, I tried out for the missed

702
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Speaker 17: Potato Queen of koy Rap.

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Speaker 4: I love this story already. So what do you have

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Speaker 4: to do to be crowned miss Potato Queen of cooey Rap.

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Speaker 17: Well, you had to answer. You had to get interviewed

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Speaker 17: by a local committee, and I wanted to know, you know,

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Speaker 17: your aspirations as a young woman, how you could contribute

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Speaker 17: to the local community. But I missed out. I think

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Speaker 17: the winner's mother was on the committee.

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Speaker 11: Yes, you reckon.

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Speaker 3: There was some corruption going on behind the scenes.

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Speaker 17: Oh, just a little, I think, but a good so

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Speaker 17: I had floats and everything. It was such a big deal,

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Speaker 17: and I'd have a big dinner and you've got awarded

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Speaker 17: your crown and sash. It was a big thing.

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Speaker 3: What does the potato queen wear?

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Speaker 17: She doesn't wear a potato.

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Speaker 4: Remember this was the eighties. I'm guessing not much actually

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Speaker 4: naked as a spot you'll be all right, Jeevanna. Thank

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Speaker 4: you very much and cool.

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Speaker 17: Thank you.

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Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Last few stories. Then what did you try out for

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Speaker 4: but not get? Good morning Tony, Oh, good day, Christian.

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Speaker 16: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good Tony. Thanks for calling the show. And what

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Speaker 4: did you try out for?

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Speaker 16: Well, back in the late eighties, we tried our for

729
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Speaker 16: me and a friend of mine tried out a perfect

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Speaker 16: match back in the eighties.

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Speaker 4: Huge, ohs, weren't they.

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Speaker 16: We turned up at the little church in South Melbourne.

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Speaker 16: The thing was that I actually made it through, but

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Speaker 16: they sort of they put me on something called Perfect

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Speaker 16: Match Personals, which wasn't actually it was like a it's

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Speaker 16: hard to describe. I just did it feel.

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Speaker 3: And this doesn't it doesn't actually sound like you're on

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Speaker 3: a TV shows.

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Speaker 4: Might not be the best call to us and speak

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Speaker 4: to a councilor something.

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Speaker 16: I'm still I'm still getting ribbed because I think it

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Speaker 16: was Tiffany Lamb. She started laughing at me and Greg

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Speaker 16: Evans gave her the side Iron said what he looks wrong.

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Speaker 4: We're struggling to understand the scene here understanding decision now.

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Speaker 16: I can't get over it, and I'm still getting ribbed

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Speaker 16: over it. And we're still trying to find the video

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Speaker 16: the footage. A friend of mine, it's his mate. It's

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Speaker 16: his life long ambition to try and find the footage.

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Speaker 2: Huggy used to do the voiceovers for Perfect Match. He's

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Speaker 2: such a legend.

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Speaker 4: We'll have to ask Hunky, don't does he know about

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Speaker 4: this classified thing? Whatever? The spin on thing? So you

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Speaker 4: weren't on the TV.

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Speaker 11: I was.

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Speaker 16: I was, but it was called Perfect Match Personals where

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Speaker 16: they just played a little crab and some photos of

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Speaker 16: me with my Ponza mustache back in the eighties.

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Speaker 4: Right, gotcha?

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Speaker 3: Yes, just stop ringing bells for anybody else. But we

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Speaker 3: have to believe you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, Tony, thank you very much. You kill me.

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Speaker 4: I have a good day.

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Speaker 16: Thanks Christian, you two.

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Speaker 4: Uh what was that? Huggy will be to explain this, well,

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Speaker 4: he'd better add words to it. He won't explain it,

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Speaker 4: but but he know about it. Now. Good morning, Good

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Speaker 4: morning guys.

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Speaker 7: How are you good?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good. Naraw what did you try out for?

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Speaker 19: I've been on I've been on a few game shows,

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Speaker 19: but my all time favorite was Family Feud And we

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Speaker 19: went along to the audition, got all the way through

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Speaker 19: and my family were dads. What could I say?

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Speaker 4: The family? Let you down?

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Speaker 16: Yep, they all look like.

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Speaker 19: Do you using the headlights?

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Speaker 4: What do you do for a living?

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Speaker 18: They couldn't even give an answer.

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Speaker 4: Not doing nothing where they stare down the barrel, staring

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Speaker 4: at the camera.

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Speaker 19: The nudge, Come on god, oh, let down my family.

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Speaker 4: That's that's funny, NoREL. You should have hired some actors.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's great, Noll, Thank you very much. You cool.

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Speaker 7: Christian Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Now you listen to a show, hopefully you enjoy the show.

786
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Speaker 4: How about having the show round at yours. Our show

787
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Speaker 4: is coming from one of your homes in two weeks time,

788
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Speaker 4: it could be yours. That means me, Jack and Patsy.

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Speaker 4: You got to find somewhere round yours for us to

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00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 4: do the show. Patsy to do the news every half

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Speaker 4: an hour.

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Speaker 2: Under a staircase of the good something quiet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it needs to have acoustics for the news, doesn't

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Speaker 4: it downstairs toilet?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, not a dunny because then it all echo.

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Speaker 4: This is a pro. She knows what she needs. Okay.

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Speaker 4: So yesterday we announced us that we're taking the show

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Speaker 4: on the road. We had some lovely invites straight away.

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Speaker 13: You're welcome to comeover down in lovely bidden.

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Speaker 11: I do three types of eggs, Young Ruby, ch'gic shelling

801
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Speaker 11: at horse riding at the moment. She'll put on a

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Speaker 11: little show in the arena.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, we'll set you up on the deck.

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Speaker 13: Who can broadcast live from there?

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Speaker 15: Lewis here from the face and pantry. We've got a

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Speaker 15: small fruit shop in the basin near where Chris Hemsworth

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Speaker 15: grew up. We love to have you guys around for

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Speaker 15: a day. We have Channel nines weather girls. Mum Diane,

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Speaker 15: I don't want you to lift a finger. I'll do

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Speaker 15: all the work.

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Speaker 4: Let's get to matt here.

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Speaker 10: Christian, it is your ideal situation on a bayside locals.

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00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 10: I reckon you could roll out about at about five

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Speaker 10: point thirty and be at work. It's dick, mate, It's

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Speaker 10: just me and my dog Hugh, just covering all the

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Speaker 10: bases of fingers down Friday.

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Speaker 4: And then we had some more ones coming after the

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Speaker 4: show yesterday. Hey Christian, time we.

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Speaker 18: Ask you here.

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Speaker 5: We hope you can come to our house for a

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Speaker 5: big breakfast feast after everything you've done to us.

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Speaker 4: Love the show, Bye, done for it? Have we got

823
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Speaker 4: this from? Shane? Is very excited.

824
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Speaker 8: Morning Morning Crew. This is Shane from Craigeboon. Heard on

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Speaker 8: the radio that you want to broadcast from a home.

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Speaker 8: Please please entertain my idea. I've got an inground pool

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Speaker 8: above eight to the spa plenty of room to entertain

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Speaker 8: and I would love to have the morning crew come

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Speaker 8: over and enjoy the day and cookies. A magnificent breakfast barbecue.

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Speaker 8: You have sausages, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, toasts, Hash Browns, you

831
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Speaker 8: get the works.

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Speaker 4: How do you feel about these crew?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think. I don't imagine us

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Speaker 3: jumping into us.

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Speaker 4: Six in the morning doing the show. All right, So

836
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Speaker 4: you win the show, all right, that's really exciting. You

837
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Speaker 4: win the show. But that's not the only big thing.

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Speaker 4: There are three parts of this. The first part we

839
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Speaker 4: announced with you guys yesterday that actually you can win

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Speaker 4: the show the whole show round to yours. So we'll

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Speaker 4: be doing the show with you guys. You know, we're

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00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 4: part of the show. Whatever's going on will hamp out

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00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 4: with the kids getting ready for school. We're also bringing

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Speaker 4: someone with us because if it's this show, there has

845
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Speaker 4: to be music, and it's kind of like we've been

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Speaker 4: talking about BYO this morning. We're bringing our own band,

847
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 4: the band I think you might be familiar with this band,

848
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Speaker 4: Pseudo Echo of coming with us. They'll be playing live,

849
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Speaker 4: the whole band in your house on air. What an

850
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 4: amazing prize, such a big bad This was number one

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Speaker 4: for seven weeks in nineteen eighty six. It'll be blasting

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00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,359
Speaker 4: out of well wherever you put them in your house,

853
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 4: and the kitchen, the deck, the bedroom, there's five of them.

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00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 4: Were night need to separate the keyboard player. So Sudo

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Speaker 4: Echo will be coming around to yours with us in

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Speaker 4: two weeks time, So who wants to invite us all round?

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Speaker 4: It's not just me, Jack and pats now, it's us

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Speaker 4: and Pseudo Echo.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Waking up the neighbors, soud of Echo. So we're taking

861
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Speaker 4: the show on the road. We're bringing Pseudo Echo Tomorrow

862
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 4: the last pass, the last part of this prize will

863
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Speaker 4: be announced, which is huge. Right now though, we're just

864
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Speaker 4: looking for invites. Who wants to come and win the show?

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Speaker 4: Basically me, Jack and Patsy and Pseudo Echo live at

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Speaker 4: yours nine four one four, one oh four three. Claudia,

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Speaker 4: Good morning, good money, Claudia. Tell us about your place?

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Speaker 17: Then, oh look, I live in sailing you with sage,

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Speaker 17: and it's stay bloody quiet.

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Speaker 20: You can hear a thin drop and I'm getting sick

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Speaker 20: of how quiet it is.

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Speaker 17: I think I need to wake them up and rebag

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Speaker 17: them up a bit.

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00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 20: And you would be fantastic there.

875
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 17: I'll put you in Alfresco, or I could put you

876
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 17: in the garage, you know, give it a bit of

877
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 17: a lively.

878
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 4: That's great. I mean it will certainly make a lot

879
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 4: of noise of having a band play live at eight

880
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 4: o'clock in the morning.

881
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 3: Do you know your neighbors?

882
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 17: Well, yes, both sides, both sides.

883
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 20: The people across the road is a single man.

884
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 12: And the ones across the other road.

885
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 20: I never see them, honestly, I'm like, where is the people?

886
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 12: Where are you all?

887
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 4: Well, don't write them all around, Claudia, thank you very much,

888
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 4: just go, thank you. Let's go to Helen here. Good morning, Helen.

889
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 18: Hi, how are you Christian?

890
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 4: I'm good Helen. So you fancy winning the show and

891
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 4: pseudo echo round at yours?

892
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 17: Oh yes, please, I'd love seeing. I weren't going to

893
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 17: come and get my son out of bed sixteen year old.

894
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 4: It can be like an alarm cop. We're just we're

895
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 4: just crack them into the bedroom and then turn the

896
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 4: lights on, open the curtains and they can just start

897
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 4: playing their song suddenly. This can wake him up.

898
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 21: Well, have you actually said his hair so.

899
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:09,240
Speaker 20: Looks like Brian from Pudo Ego.

900
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 19: You know how the young teenagers now have poopy fluffy hair.

901
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it's all coming back around again. Isn't it, Helen?

902
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 19: Surey, So that'll be a big surprise.

903
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 20: That'll be fabulous.

904
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 4: All right, Helen, thank you very much. Let's go do

905
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 4: Fiona here, come on in, Fiona.

906
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 13: Hello, Christian Hello, come over to mine.

907
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 4: What's round at yours mine?

908
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 20: You have to come to mind. I love pseudo westerw Oh,

909
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 20: my god, I and bying all my friends over.

910
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 13: Because they all just love as well.

911
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 20: I've got a big bar out the back to fifteen

912
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,760
Speaker 20: square meters and.

913
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 13: I have took machine.

914
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 21: I have a Sui table, the po machine.

915
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 4: And you have Yes, all these listeners have got far

916
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 4: better entertainment.

917
00:42:54,440 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 3: That's spars, the POKEMSH payout.

918
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 4: No is that your own mini crown out the back there?

919
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 4: This is incredible, Fiona, she got better set up than

920
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 4: this radio station.

921
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 3: Maybe we're permanently came.

922
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:21,200
Speaker 4: Down coming back to studio with all these facilities. Oh

923
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 4: this sounds great. And worry a rosebud, you say, Fiona,

924
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 4: Yes beautiful, Oh it's great down there. And who else

925
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 4: is the family then, Fiona? Who have you got?

926
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 20: I have my husband, I don't know where the hell

927
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 20: happy he'll be about it. But my daughter and my

928
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 20: son lives there in their teen fighteen. So I've got

929
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 20: an eighteen year old daughter and a sixteen year old son.

930
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 21: So yeah, oh my neighbors.

931
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,720
Speaker 20: I know most of my neighbors except my new family

932
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 20: next door.

933
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 4: Well you'll get to know them a lot better. You're

934
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 4: not banned fire at eight o'clock in that bar out

935
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 4: the back, Fiona, thank you very much for inviting us.

936
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 4: Let's go to Carolyn here can and count him.

937
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 14: Hi, guys, how's it going? Yes?

938
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 4: God, so tell us about coming around to yours with

939
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 4: the show and Pseudo Echo. Oh, well, we're in.

940
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 21: We're out in beverage, out near the Mandolaid golf course,

941
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 21: so you can go and play around the golf afterwards.

942
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 21: But we've got a double story house, beautiful big music area,

943
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 21: music room downstairs, backyard balcony upstairs with a huge activity room.

944
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 21: But Christian, Seriously, if I told my family we won this,

945
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 21: I would finally finally get my husband to get the

946
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 21: garden done properly. They would clean the house.

947
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 4: Coming out right now the house, they will walk, will walk,

948
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 4: you know how he gets. What a great way to

949
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 4: get your gun done. Pseudo Echo will be here this

950
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 4: time time.

951
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 3: What do you want them to think of?

952
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 22: Us.

953
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 4: That's a great one. Thank you very much. Keith is

954
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 4: coming nine four one four one O four three on

955
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 4: a brainer.

956
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: Not you're listening to the Christian o'carls show.

957
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 4: Podcast, Christian, I'd love to invite you and the team

958
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 4: and pseudo echoed at my place in Philippinen overlooking the beach.

959
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 4: Your audience will be the locals. Well, Christine, I think

960
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 4: they could just hello, locals, gather, Christian. I love yesterday.

961
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 4: I was trying to get through, but now I'm not

962
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 4: sure if I can do it now. The news that

963
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,200
Speaker 4: you bring a pseudo echo, I would have made you

964
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 4: Jo and Patson espresso each. We've just got one of

965
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 4: those little machines, but not sure if there's enough pods

966
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 4: to stretch Nicks out. Guys. Also, my daughter doesn't get

967
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 4: up until seven point thirty, and it's a nightmare before that.

968
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 4: She will not bre shoate being woken up by synthesizer

969
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 4: downstairs blasting out funky Town. Apologies, Christian, in this idea,

970
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 4: I cannot be of assistance. Nick, Thank you very much.

971
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Wayne. Good morning, Good morning,

972
00:45:58,520 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 4: Christian and gang Hell are you yeah?

973
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 14: Good?

974
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 4: Wayne? So you fancy having pseudo Echo and the show

975
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 4: live from yours.

976
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 13: Yeah, well the iredy is. I listened to pseudo Echo

977
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 13: every morning. I live in Aberfaldi and I back onto

978
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 13: a primary school, local government primary school when they use

979
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 13: pseudo Echo Funky Down in particular to just warn the

980
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 13: kids that the classes are about to comment. So it's

981
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,919
Speaker 13: part of my ritual every morning having pseudo Echo play

982
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 13: in the background. So I'm looking to maybe just get

983
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,319
Speaker 13: them in person to actually play for a change.

984
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 4: Amazing, that's super bizarre. Why that song?

985
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: So they've subbed out the school bell for funding Town.

986
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 13: That's correct. They play they play music, but just the

987
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 13: go to songs seems to be Funky Town each morning.

988
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 4: So on that is a huge fan, aren't they.

989
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, exactly, And I am too obviously seen a kid

990
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 13: in the eighties. I've got three teen age children suit

991
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 13: teenage daughters like you, Christian, so they'll be mortified if

992
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 13: they had the pseudo Echo over there and at the

993
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 13: front of our houses and other primary school so there's

994
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 13: a lot of traffic and a lot of activity around

995
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 13: the area.

996
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 4: Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. This sounds great, Wayne, Thank you so

997
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 4: much for inviting us mate.

998
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 13: Oh, I would love to have you over there.

999
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 4: Thanks mate, Let's go to shouts here, come on in

1000
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 4: shaz Hi.

1001
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 22: How are you going, Christian?

1002
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 4: Good shah? So what would be like doing the show

1003
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 4: with Sidorko around at yours?

1004
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 22: Oh my goodness, I would love to have you guys over.

1005
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 22: I'm Chaza and my husband is Dazza. Believe it or not,

1006
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 22: I Sha and we met in the eighties and one

1007
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 22: of the first gigs we went to was at the

1008
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 22: Dorset Gardens Hotel and we saw Pseudo Echo together.

1009
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 4: Oh no way, that's so cool. Ah right, and I

1010
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 4: wonder you'd love to have this.

1011
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 22: Oh, it'd be amazing. I listen to your show every

1012
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 22: morning and as soon as I heard, I was like,

1013
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 22: I've got a call. But the main thing for me

1014
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 22: choose I'd love to have you over and surprise my

1015
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 22: husband sneak you in because he's actually just recovering from

1016
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 22: prostate cancer surgery.

1017
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 4: First of all, I hope his recovery is going well.

1018
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 4: But listen, and I'm sure there's a hell of a

1019
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 4: lot of equipment that we need to bring, right and

1020
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:12,319
Speaker 4: that generators to go live to Melbourne and the band

1021
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 4: as well. How do you think we're going to sneak

1022
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 4: all the gearing one are you sleeping?

1023
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 22: He'll know someone will hear. Someone will be listening this

1024
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 22: morning and no Shad and does from con and I'll

1025
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 22: bring and go, oh my god, I.

1026
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 10: Hete you on the radios.

1027
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 4: It well hear about this.

1028
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 22: Yes, yes, but I've got the kids.

1029
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 19: I'll love it.

1030
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 22: They'll cook your big breakfast. I'll make the coffee in

1031
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 22: most welcome.

1032
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 4: Ah, this is lovely. Well listen, I hope Dazza is

1033
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 4: recovering well. Shazer Oh good, oh good. This is what

1034
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 4: I trained on when I moved to Australia. I take

1035
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 4: the shot Shazzer and dassert.

1036
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 8: Like that.

1037
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 7: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1038
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 4: It's been revealed that King Charles will have a much

1039
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 4: cheaper yeah right corona. So it is certainly going to

1040
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 4: be aldi in kmart vibes. Is it much cheaper? Bringing

1041
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 4: up be way over the spring Roam Crown. It's gonna

1042
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 4: have a much cheaper coronation than mummy is the Queen Elizabeth?

1043
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 4: Who's that cost? But in mind it was seventy odd

1044
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 4: years ago eighteen million pounds? That was then a statement

1045
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 4: said the shorter more frugal coronation because the king is

1046
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 4: very aware of the struggles felt by modern Britons. I

1047
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 4: saw a news report on this yesterday saying how a

1048
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 4: lot of the ancient rituals are going to be asked.

1049
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 4: The whole family is an ancient ritual and the other thing.

1050
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 4: I couldn't believe this. They had one of these numpty

1051
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:39,200
Speaker 4: rawal experts, right boom, time to be a royal expert

1052
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 4: this year, who said, you know, and Prince Charles has

1053
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 4: already revealed he wants to act the guest list, right,

1054
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 4: so you think, well, what's he going to take off?

1055
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 4: You know, a couple of hundred people. He wants to

1056
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 4: ax it by six thousand, right.

1057
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 3: How many people are provided in the first place?

1058
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 4: How do you go through six and there must have

1059
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 4: been many more. He's got to go. No, no, the

1060
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 4: King of where never been there? Bulgaric, no, hate them,

1061
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 4: he's axing it. My sixth.

1062
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: Queen had eight bounced apparently.

1063
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 3: Really yes, he's having like.

1064
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 4: All right, so today's time waste stuff with this dirt

1065
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 4: cheap coronation. We're looking for your cheap bands. Who's playing

1066
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 4: on stage at cheap fest?

1067
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 9: Who is it?

1068
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 4: Tell it's not mister mister, no, no, no, no, it's

1069
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 4: mis miser half a s. I'll tell you what's very

1070
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 4: cheap to get into this cheap fest blink one dollar

1071
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 4: eighty two gold just about men not to work. I

1072
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 4: haven't had a gig in years. Men not to work.

1073
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 4: Tell you who else is playing? He's singing this song

1074
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 4: poison and let's coupon. Hollywood is very expensive. That's not cheap.

1075
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,359
Speaker 4: We've got a Hollywood, is it? But Frank he's gone

1076
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:55,919
Speaker 4: to wear abe.

1077
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's bronze minus minus.

1078
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,720
Speaker 4: Spand out ballet, very expensive, all those lessons, it's far cheaper.

1079
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 4: Spanned out conga.

1080
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 15: A conga line.

1081
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 4: It's easy and Charlie might be doing it at the

1082
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 4: current age to come. You know what the market price

1083
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 4: right now? For a leopard, it's so expensive or not

1084
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 4: hearing or not. It's a lot, but not cheap. But

1085
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 4: to get a deaf cheetah is it?

1086
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 3: It's not really a sho cheap.

1087
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:40,319
Speaker 4: Practically parts comedy for always go for a chip hip,

1088
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,960
Speaker 4: DeFi is funny. What does deaf chim get? If that's

1089
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 4: a you're gonna all right, jack? What have you got?

1090
00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 4: What bands are on stage at cheap first, it's spreading

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Speaker 4: is contagious. The comedy scrimp skitsity silver chimp biscuit would

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Speaker 4: have been yeah, money jim Biscuit got the focus because

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Speaker 4: they're now going to send us chimpy ones.

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Speaker 3: How do they get the costco gold, the bare Naked

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Speaker 3: lay Bys, Oh no, that is gold plus and Jefferson

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Speaker 3: airplane very expensive. Get a fly Jefferson old train.

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Speaker 4: Plus, well done? All right, what have you got them?

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Speaker 4: Cheap bands?

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Speaker 4: That's mark today's time waste when it can feel cheap bands?

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Speaker 4: You ready to mark? Yes, so mix a little, mix

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Speaker 4: a lot. Julie pseudo economical gold hard off the breast,

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Speaker 4: well abby, Johnny, No cash silver, not talking heads, no

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00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 4: quietly mumbling heads is cheap? No nice tripe tight, said

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Speaker 4: Fred Gold rage against the vending machine, these prices kidding

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Speaker 4: me Gold Anthony, well done, buy one, get one, beg

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Speaker 4: oh Daniel, that is very good, opshop boys, silver puss,

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00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 4: give me my nickelback silver? What Matt frugal fighters silver good?

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Speaker 4: Use the word frugal. Set of star ship very expensive.

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Speaker 4: Those Christians start dinging gold came Artellica gold, that's very

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Speaker 4: good to put your name on that one. Whoever sent

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Speaker 4: us Kmartellica Value I am Will, I am Value, I

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Speaker 4: A is Silver, Notorious b I g Overdraft.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Brons, Yeah, Taylor Thrift Silver.

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Speaker 4: Can I have fifty cents?

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Speaker 3: Silver?

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Speaker 4: Pass Overdraft Punk Silver? Bob Marley and the Sailors?

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Speaker 3: Is that cheaper?

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