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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, hello you, Hello Mitchell, Hello you, Happy new Year,

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<v Speaker 2>Happy new Year, h and y.

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<v Speaker 3>Happy to you have mirror Christmas? Christmas is over.

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<v Speaker 2>We're dropping in a little mid break, drop in to

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<v Speaker 2>say hello, how is your Christmas?

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>With gorgeous Actually yeah, commit just talk about where I'm

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<v Speaker 5>currently broadcasting from.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I didn't know if you've broken in if we

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<v Speaker 2>were allowed to talk about coming direct from?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it the bogan Gate Baptist Church?

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<v Speaker 6>It's the Anglican Church, I'll have you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>The Wi fi's two shit at the farm to do

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<v Speaker 5>this remote recording thing. So I stole mum's keys. She's

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<v Speaker 5>on the cleaning roster for the local church, so I

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<v Speaker 5>sole the keys. I've come in here where it's good

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<v Speaker 5>reception and good air con so we're good to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, guys, there's like an orange hue. Is

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<v Speaker 3>the sun setting? Is the world ending in bogan Gate?

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<v Speaker 3>Or is it stained glass? It's got to be one

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<v Speaker 3>of the three options.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like a beautiful yellow stained glass.

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<v Speaker 6>So I look like I've got some sort of horrible

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<v Speaker 6>liver infection.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't say gorgeous. You'll like a Jaunda's baby. It

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<v Speaker 3>kind of looks like you've got that trump faked aan,

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<v Speaker 3>like the real orange around your face. This is hideous, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you know, you've got to get what you can

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<v Speaker 2>get in bogen Gate.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just the light of my Lord and Savior.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course he's shining down upon its. He does love us,

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<v Speaker 3>he said it before. He's a listener. I've read his review.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you there with Sean? Quickly? Tell me how is

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<v Speaker 3>Sean the new boyfriend? How's he liked bogan Gate for

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<v Speaker 3>the first time.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, he's actually come to church with me. We've got

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<v Speaker 6>to repent. He's here if you want to have a chat.

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<v Speaker 3>He's get out of the confessional booth, high.

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<v Speaker 6>Sean, Please, I mean Jerry wants to know how you're

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<v Speaker 6>in dooing bogen Gate. Hey, Mitch, it's good. The farm's lovely,

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<v Speaker 6>the family gorgeous, having a great time. What about the

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<v Speaker 6>town itself bogen Gate?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I was going to a polite little say anything

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<v Speaker 3>about it.

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<v Speaker 5>When we first drove through bogen Gate, he said to me,

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<v Speaker 5>this is confronting.

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<v Speaker 6>So there you go. That tells you all You need

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<v Speaker 6>to know.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it got Well, let's be fair to Boging Gate

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<v Speaker 3>and the Forbes area. They've just had floods, right, and

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<v Speaker 3>they had fires like two years ago whenever it was,

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<v Speaker 3>So it's been a rough couple of years.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It either doesn't rain at all or rains far too much.

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<v Speaker 5>So that's like really overgrown and full of weeds. It's

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<v Speaker 5>not that pretty at the moment. For whatever, How was it?

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<v Speaker 3>How was a bog and Gate Christmas? Because you there

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<v Speaker 3>with Jane and Mark and that would have been nice.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I was with Sean's family for Christmas? Remember, Oh yes, sorry,

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<v Speaker 6>but I'm all meeting bog and Gate. You saw them,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, around that weird five day period that we're

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<v Speaker 6>still in this technically in my mind, like the Christmas

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<v Speaker 6>tree still up, the decorations are there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's extended Christmas. Was it good with the family, Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>It's been gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 5>And I will say this anyone who listened to last

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<v Speaker 5>week's Best Bits episode, we're doing five in total. This

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<v Speaker 5>is the second last week's Do remember, Mitch, we recorded

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<v Speaker 5>alternate endings How is Christmas?

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<v Speaker 6>With Sean's family? Option A was I loved it? Option

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<v Speaker 6>B as I hated it can confirm Option A. It

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<v Speaker 6>was gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 3>Option A play. Did you actually think we had to

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<v Speaker 3>pull the emergency? Option B? Did you have it ready

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<v Speaker 3>to go?

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<v Speaker 6>I left them both in just in case? Come my basis?

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<v Speaker 6>Now they said it's twenty twenty three, now officially.

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<v Speaker 5>You remember how we said that we're feeling way more

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<v Speaker 5>optimistic about this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I already am. Yeah, so far?

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<v Speaker 6>What are you viving?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen? I'm feeling good. I've got a glovely suntan. I've

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<v Speaker 3>got nothing on the agenda. I'm feeling very relaxed. I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't had a haircut all year, and I'm feeling good.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's very early to haze. But how I

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<v Speaker 3>had to make that joke? How are you feeling? You're

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<v Speaker 3>feeling good? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Good?

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<v Speaker 6>With there any daggy people in your life that made

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<v Speaker 6>that joke? Oh see you next year?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, one hundred percent. My uncle always does it

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<v Speaker 3>right before, like in the countdown. He'll send us a text.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like with all the gags and it's absolutely ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what, I think we should get rid

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<v Speaker 3>of each I'm on the fire. Is it just me

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<v Speaker 3>or should new Year's Eve texts be done with, Like, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you don't need to send us a text wishing

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<v Speaker 3>us a happy New year like chains.

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<v Speaker 6>I haven't gotten any to be fair, really know. I

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<v Speaker 6>got a couple from marketing ones No, not marketing.

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<v Speaker 2>On anytime fitness. Fuck, they won't take me off the roster.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't subscribe what anymore? But they don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to me. Yeah, like a happy New Year with

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<v Speaker 3>like a little star emoji and make good health and

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<v Speaker 3>mary tidings bring out like na, I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very MSN messenger chain.

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<v Speaker 5>May what's your feelings on the Christmas letter or like

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<v Speaker 5>a like a Christmas car I like, not a card.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm talking a letter that like it'll be the cheery

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<v Speaker 5>family Christmas letter. Your mum might write, this is what

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch got up to, this is his achievements, et cetera,

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<v Speaker 5>et cetera, And then they send that with every Christmas

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<v Speaker 5>card so everyone gets like the family update.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a report card for the year. What if

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't have much going on? Good bow movement last

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<v Speaker 3>month for Uncle Greg, he's and the past was lanced

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<v Speaker 3>from his ingrown toenail in September, he's feeling much more sprightly.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that's not for me, but I will say when

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<v Speaker 3>I have kids, I want to do the dorky christmaswater

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<v Speaker 3>family photo, dog and everything and send that out more

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<v Speaker 3>to be stupid than anything.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like the Christmas letter is kind of cute

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<v Speaker 5>because it's kind of like if you keep a copy yourself,

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<v Speaker 5>you can look back over the years and read your

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<v Speaker 5>own Christmas letter.

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<v Speaker 6>But they always just include the good shit.

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<v Speaker 5>Mine would just be yeah, I had forty nine shocking

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<v Speaker 5>hangovers in two months.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, yeah, I would include the shitza.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh why don't we do a realistic one, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like had shocking diary that lasted a month, really hated

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<v Speaker 3>work for with partner this week, truly a terrible year.

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<v Speaker 3>Merry Christmas, I would love that.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, No, that's not our attitude for the new year. Remember, No,

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<v Speaker 6>our attitude for the new year.

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<v Speaker 3>We're feeling hopeful, We're feeling good. It may be early,

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<v Speaker 3>but we thought this is a nice little kickstarter into

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<v Speaker 3>the new year. You don't have any brand new episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>You're getting these little mini best bits just to sort

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<v Speaker 3>of have a trip down memory lane. Because we've got

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of new listeners, and we have a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of ogs that may have forgotten these moments. So this

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<v Speaker 3>is what these little mini episodes are, right, Yeah, there's.

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<v Speaker 5>Going to be five of them, and like I said,

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<v Speaker 5>this is the second and this week's theme is impressions.

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<v Speaker 5>Apparently we've done quite a few over the years we've

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<v Speaker 5>dug through the archives. This is not just a season

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<v Speaker 5>four Best Bits series. Firstly, let's kick it off. Do

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<v Speaker 5>you remember in episode seventy seven when we put my

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<v Speaker 5>Ida butt Tros impression to good youth?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, this is when we print called the

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<v Speaker 3>new host of the project, Is it right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's right, Sarah Harris. She's now hosting the project

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<v Speaker 5>ads of this year. At the time, she was on

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<v Speaker 5>Studio ten and she was Ida butt Tros as former colleague.

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<v Speaker 6>I'd had left at the time, but.

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<v Speaker 5>I decided, as it give Sarah a phone call and

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<v Speaker 5>wish her happy birthday and see if she would realize

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<v Speaker 5>that it's not really iter.

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<v Speaker 9>Hello Sarah speaking, how.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>Sarah?

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<v Speaker 6>Th a Butcher calling?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh you lovely, I'm.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I believe that I have a belated birthday. Wish

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<v Speaker 6>happy fortieth.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh thank you Darling. Thank you. Yeah, it was a

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<v Speaker 9>bit strange in Lockdown, but they made a big dealer

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<v Speaker 9>Meybius on the show, which was kind how wonderful.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've been meaning to phone sooner, but you know,

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<v Speaker 5>busy running the apth and whatnot. Yes, I hope you

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<v Speaker 5>have a fabulous birthday. I did see that they treated

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<v Speaker 5>you well on the show. Have you been having zoom

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<v Speaker 5>called with loved ones and stuff?

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<v Speaker 6>It must be lonely?

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<v Speaker 9>Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on?

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<v Speaker 8>This is a nighter is it?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh shit, she's on to me Mitch. Sarah, Hi, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 6>it's Mitch and Mitch.

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<v Speaker 10>I would never say that's oh my god, that's exactly

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<v Speaker 10>what I thought, trying to be eloquent, like fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, you're so good.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, thank you very much, you're really really is this?

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<v Speaker 5>It's Mitch Combe's doing the item impression right now.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do an iter. I just do a good bow. Ryan.

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<v Speaker 9>I was just giving you by Ryan.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, and then come on, how are ye?

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you the Crinella is California. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>new California. It's a place to live. It's great for families,

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<v Speaker 3>it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 6>It's awesome, amazing. Hey, Sarah, you're like me.

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<v Speaker 5>You had to have your frigging birthday during COVID lockdown.

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<v Speaker 9>I know, I know, but you know what, Like I

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<v Speaker 9>don't really get out much anyway, so it's kind of

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<v Speaker 9>like my regular life. Yeah, and I got to have

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<v Speaker 9>I got to have this fun show with a fun

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<v Speaker 9>day on the show, and then I got to be

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<v Speaker 9>with my boys, which was just the best ever. So

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<v Speaker 9>and I've been eating birthday cake for dinner very night.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's the best part of happy birthday.

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<v Speaker 9>I believe you got me. You know, when it started

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<v Speaker 9>to come undone, when you would have to be busy, she.

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<v Speaker 11>Wouldn't say that.

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<v Speaker 6>She wouldn't say what.

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<v Speaker 9>She wouldn't say, Well, did you wing the ABC darling?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if she needs to.

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<v Speaker 9>Know, because you know, she does not explain her own

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<v Speaker 9>self to anyone.

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<v Speaker 11>I cannot believe how good you are.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, does she actually greet you by saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>how do you do Sarah?

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<v Speaker 7>She does?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, I just made that up. That's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Waitt, do some more? Do some more?

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what I was going to do? I

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<v Speaker 6>was going to say, hello, Sarah, it's me. I had

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<v Speaker 6>about shows AO. If I had a fucking AO, i'd

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<v Speaker 6>be introducing myself that way.

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<v Speaker 9>Or is it o ay, you're an AO adults only

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<v Speaker 9>that that's me?

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, I'm an OA. Fuck I'm long gone. No a

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<v Speaker 6>chance of getting that.

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<v Speaker 9>It's like I worked with her for I think five

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<v Speaker 9>years she's on the show, and it's like working.

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<v Speaker 11>To the Queen.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, so poised, so elegant, she is whip smart and

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<v Speaker 9>just across everything. She's got a heart of gold.

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<v Speaker 6>Ida buttro she does seem sweet, she's so Yeah. Can

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<v Speaker 6>you be a good word so we can get her

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<v Speaker 6>on this podcast?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll try.

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<v Speaker 9>I mean, she's busy running the ABC and all.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, I actually feel like Ida Butto's is one

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<v Speaker 5>of those people that I never want to meet because

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to have this vision of her in

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<v Speaker 5>my mind as being excellent and I don't want her

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<v Speaker 5>to ever like hate me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Actually i'd have to be the kind of the cheeky

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<v Speaker 9>devil's advocate there would go so lighter. You know, have

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<v Speaker 9>you ever started, you know, in a busy room and

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<v Speaker 9>you know she's like please Sarah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she's very polite, isn't she? Mitch? Did I ever

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<v Speaker 6>tell you this story? I got Sarah.

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<v Speaker 5>I got Sarah to record a voice memo reading out

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<v Speaker 5>the not My Cup of Tea reviews that we got

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<v Speaker 5>and it was kind. She was doing like a news

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<v Speaker 5>reader voice, like good morning, funny as fuck ye pair,

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<v Speaker 5>And she just did it on her phone in the

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<v Speaker 5>dressing room and then.

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<v Speaker 6>It was like must you thwear like that? Therah actually

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<v Speaker 6>overheard it was non impressive.

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<v Speaker 11>Was this bogan from Queensland?

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<v Speaker 3>Well she actually gets it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like do you remember I had to do a segment

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<v Speaker 2>when I first started at the radio station. Kyle and

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie O were like, you want to be here a kiss,

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<v Speaker 2>get a celebrity on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone in twenty four hours, and that was a challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a challenge they set to me. And I

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<v Speaker 3>got Ida Buttros on her home phone with jew which

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<v Speaker 3>is the most iter thing ever to bring a zero

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<v Speaker 3>zero to nine number. And they got her on the

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<v Speaker 3>air and they said, oh, you don't even know Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>This is just you got this through a contact, and

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<v Speaker 3>she went, no, I know, Mitch. I've been I've known

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<v Speaker 3>him for years. In fact, he was my mentor. He's

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<v Speaker 3>been to my house.

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<v Speaker 12>I had it.

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<v Speaker 3>She made it up on the spot, but just to

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<v Speaker 3>make me look good, she improvised, and a queen a queen.

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<v Speaker 9>Do you know why she would have done that? She

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<v Speaker 9>would have gone, I like his hustles. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 9>back here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what she likes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>And she would have seen a little bit of light a.

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<v Speaker 4>Doing that.

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<v Speaker 9>And because it takes some that's right. Thee I to

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<v Speaker 9>Matros and say do you want to come on the radio?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm all right, well we'll leave you to it. Sarah,

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<v Speaker 6>thank you so much for answering the phone today. If

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<v Speaker 6>you're a pleasure to speaking, love y'all. So yea is

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<v Speaker 6>it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 5>This next best bit, This one's a little bit more recent,

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<v Speaker 5>episode one hundred and six and Cheery you're involved in

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<v Speaker 5>this one. Yes, you teamed up with Carla from Bankstown,

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<v Speaker 5>who was our guest that week.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, she was on Celebrity Apprentice, we had her on.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a good friend of ours, but you know she

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<v Speaker 3>skyrocketed to fame. Twenty twenty two was a good year

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<v Speaker 3>for Carla and it was also at the height of

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<v Speaker 3>the election. Albo and scoma. Yeah, we did. I was scomo.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe this was my impression. And Carla was Carla.

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<v Speaker 5>And of course Carla is well known for those videos

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<v Speaker 5>where she pretends to be the state premier is pr

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<v Speaker 5>what is it assistant?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, a receptionist, isn't their receptionist?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, and so that's what this was. You were scomo.

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<v Speaker 5>Carla was the receptionist telling him, sorry, mate, you lost

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<v Speaker 5>the election?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Sorry, here it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Ring ring, ring ring, Jenny, Jenny, where's the phe ring ring?

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<v Speaker 2>That's the Bible ring.

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<v Speaker 12>That's the Bible ring ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't put it down softly, so ring ring? Hello, Oh Carla,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you?

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<v Speaker 12>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm good, Thank you, Calor listen but I've got

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<v Speaker 2>some bad news. I don't know why I'm holding the

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<v Speaker 2>far Yes, sorry, so listen, but I've got Jenny, how's

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<v Speaker 2>the gurry?

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<v Speaker 3>Stir it?

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<v Speaker 12>Can you listen to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Bros? You never listened to me broke election night. We're

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<v Speaker 3>just watching the results.

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<v Speaker 12>I know I've got the best news in the whole

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<v Speaker 12>wide world to.

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<v Speaker 3>Share with you. Oh my god, you stop the votes again,

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus Christ by.

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<v Speaker 12>No, who do you think you are? No, I'm the

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<v Speaker 12>best Jesus Christ is here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Jenny, It's happened finally.

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<v Speaker 12>So I just wanted to let you know that you

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<v Speaker 12>did not win the election. So hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, that can't be possible.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm being dead set serious bray.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, but we had the Christian vote. No, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>stop the votes no one. But I've told you this

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<v Speaker 2>so many times.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop. Nobody likes you. We stopped the gaze.

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<v Speaker 12>You didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got protesting. I completely fumbled the vas roll out exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm making young people dip into their sees, completely inflate

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<v Speaker 3>the market exactly, and have them no money to retire

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<v Speaker 3>from when they hit sixties. How can I possibly have

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<v Speaker 3>lost the election?

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<v Speaker 12>It's because you didn't let your wife peg you.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's why. But she did you recommendation. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so sorry.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm sorry. You're gonna have to find another job.

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<v Speaker 3>Break No, I've got a good in at Hillsong. I

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<v Speaker 3>think I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 12>So how did Jenny political?

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<v Speaker 3>You should be like?

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<v Speaker 5>I've been looking into some openingsitment loss.

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<v Speaker 12>If you are looking for a job, they're looking for

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<v Speaker 12>a trolley person at Kohle's at Warringa Mall.

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<v Speaker 3>That's beneath me.

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<v Speaker 12>It's not really. They're looking for a bathroom attendant at

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<v Speaker 12>the Four Seasons hotel in the city.

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<v Speaker 3>Carl And no, I can't pass. I stopped the boats.

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<v Speaker 12>I won't be listen with your expertise in fucking shit up.

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<v Speaker 12>That's the best you're gonna get. Sorry. Actually, I do

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<v Speaker 12>have one more here, something that's like very very up

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<v Speaker 12>your alley.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh great, it's perfect, religiou.

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<v Speaker 12>The McDonald's at Engerdine needs a cleaner for the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you that didn't happen. It did it? Did

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<v Speaker 3>it didn't.

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<v Speaker 12>I've got the CCTV footage roud I dropped a dirty chie.

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<v Speaker 3>And it got on my pleats and everyone thought that

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<v Speaker 3>I pooed myself, but I didn't.

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<v Speaker 12>I was an invented back then. Way laying for you

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<v Speaker 12>got me car.

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<v Speaker 3>And scene.

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<v Speaker 12>Wow, I'm very political.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I hate it. I didn't realize. Honestly, guys, Scott

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<v Speaker 3>Morrison is an awful He's actually an awful person. Policy aside,

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<v Speaker 3>that man is for someone who claims to be such

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<v Speaker 3>a religious nut, who doesn't claim to be a nut.

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<v Speaker 3>But he just I hate him. I hate him so much.

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<v Speaker 12>He always has this fucking smirk on Hi. It's always like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 12>I'm better than you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're not.

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<v Speaker 12>You suck.

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<v Speaker 3>The moment, the moment the nation should have turned on

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<v Speaker 3>that man is when we had the horrific bushfires ever had.

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<v Speaker 3>He went down the South coast and he forced people

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<v Speaker 3>into any shape with him RMS firefighters.

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<v Speaker 12>He grabbed their wrists.

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<v Speaker 3>Were they even win soot and shook and made it

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<v Speaker 3>for a press voter.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's not that I thought that everyone did turn

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<v Speaker 5>on him at that point, which is why I was

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<v Speaker 5>so surprised, Because around this election time, I thought it

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<v Speaker 5>would be more obvious that yeah, no, there's no way

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<v Speaker 5>he's getting in.

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<v Speaker 6>But I'm like, oh, it actually seems kind of fifty

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<v Speaker 6>to fifty. I really thought more people would have turned

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<v Speaker 6>against it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was reading a great article that apparently, in times

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<v Speaker 3>of like global stress and we've got the war in

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<v Speaker 3>Ukraine and then COVID, it's and the general public vote

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<v Speaker 3>towards safety someone they know, so I would vote towards

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<v Speaker 3>going because they don't want change.

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<v Speaker 2>It's already another another thing to add on to the

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<v Speaker 2>stress exactly. But no, he's fumbled the last four years.

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<v Speaker 12>Did you see Tracy Grimshaw roasting last night. No, it

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<v Speaker 12>was she posted. There was a video on Instagram I

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<v Speaker 12>saw of her literally listing. She's like, so you said

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<v Speaker 12>that you are of the people and you've helped everybody,

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<v Speaker 12>but you did this, and she literally listed like she

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<v Speaker 12>had the received fact, she had the receipts. And then

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<v Speaker 12>his response was, well, that's a very long list of allegations,

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<v Speaker 12>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he does like to say that.

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<v Speaker 5>He goes, that's a very serious allegation, without saying whether

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<v Speaker 5>it's true or not.

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<v Speaker 6>She said that serious.

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<v Speaker 12>Literally, you went to fucking Hawaii, bro, you went to

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<v Speaker 12>go see Mouana while the country was burning down.

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<v Speaker 3>Brook Also, I'm sorry, but I'm queer and you vote

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<v Speaker 3>for Scott Morrison. Screw your fucking head in that man

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<v Speaker 3>of staying from the same sex marriage pro side, there

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<v Speaker 3>were only three people in Australia who have stayed. It

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<v Speaker 3>was him, that was Tony Abbott, was Bob Ganner maybe idiot,

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<v Speaker 3>I know. And he's our prime minister and how can

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<v Speaker 3>we feel safe, Like what's happening in America. They're repealing v. Wade,

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<v Speaker 3>which is abortion rights. Same sex marriage will be next,

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<v Speaker 3>and then in five years we just copy the trends

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<v Speaker 3>of America. It'll happen here if we have a conservative government.

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<v Speaker 3>I is coma.

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<v Speaker 6>Better bloody not Carli, you're getting easy.

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<v Speaker 12>I feel like I've had so many people say Carlor

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<v Speaker 12>you should run for prime minister.

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<v Speaker 3>They said that the other day.

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<v Speaker 12>Know about politics. Fucking hate politics. That's why I just

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<v Speaker 12>make sit up.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why Mama, Mama be goues, you should have been

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<v Speaker 3>a politics because that you know there's Scumo voter. Scomo

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<v Speaker 3>is from my electorate, so that is also the DC

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<v Speaker 3>that hate coach. I debated him when I was in

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<v Speaker 3>high school, face to face our school captain, and he

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<v Speaker 3>was a local member. Remember for what's the member when

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<v Speaker 3>for the boats? He's kind of he stopped the boats

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<v Speaker 3>transport or immigration immigration, And he came to my school

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<v Speaker 3>and we debated and he just shut me down.

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<v Speaker 2>He like negged me and went, I think that's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>So I have a personal vendittor against him. But all

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<v Speaker 2>my parents vote for scarh.

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<v Speaker 6>You told your parents not to vote for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom, I have told him that I begged them not

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<v Speaker 3>to vote for him. I'd rather you not vote than

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<v Speaker 3>vote for Scott, And Mum goes, you should be a politician,

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell lays are out. She shuts it down anyway. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>that's my rant done for the time.

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<v Speaker 12>Now, you're right, see your fucking later.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't want to be your imagine two daughters.

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<v Speaker 12>Don't let the door hit you on the fucking way out?

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<v Speaker 3>Amen? Bye? Is it just me the rude shocks of

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<v Speaker 3>young adults? Food?

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<v Speaker 6>All right?

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<v Speaker 5>This next one, we're going all the way back to

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<v Speaker 5>episode fifty eight. This is when you were doing an

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<v Speaker 5>impression of Jena the mother hen of TikTok.

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<v Speaker 6>You know how she does say it's checking in videos.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and she tell you what she loves, A kilo

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<v Speaker 3>of cheese and bacon in every recipe. She's like, you

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<v Speaker 3>need four grams of bacon. I'm like, you're making an

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<v Speaker 3>English breakfast tea bait. But okay, sure go for it.

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<v Speaker 6>She's either teaching you how to cook or just checking

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<v Speaker 6>on your mental health.

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<v Speaker 5>She's absolutely goodcous I'm hoping we get her on again

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<v Speaker 5>in the new year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, So we had her on and I thought I

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<v Speaker 3>do my take at her famous checking in TikTok video,

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<v Speaker 3>which if you haven't heard it, she sits there and

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<v Speaker 3>she talks to the camera. It's like a point of

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<v Speaker 3>view video, and she addresses you listening to the TikTok?

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<v Speaker 3>So what This is actually one of her famous checking

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<v Speaker 3>in videos.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh sweet, huh?

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<v Speaker 3>Doing awake?

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<v Speaker 7>Can't sway? I just made a cup of tea?

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<v Speaker 12>Would you like one?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll see what. It doesn't matter whether you do or don't.

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<v Speaker 13>How about I'll make you one and then I'll set

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<v Speaker 13>it over here, and if you want it, you can

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<v Speaker 13>have it. This one's at camam mole one's you don't

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<v Speaker 13>need any milk with it.

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<v Speaker 12>Okay, you get done.

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<v Speaker 7>I'll set it just here for you, so listen. If

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<v Speaker 7>you want to talk about it, I can listen. Or

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<v Speaker 7>if you don't want to talk about it, we can

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<v Speaker 7>just hit here together. So how about only you decide

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<v Speaker 7>what you'd like to do? Just know whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 7>But I love you very much and you're so special.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, there we go. Aren't they just gorgeous?

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<v Speaker 5>So you did your own impression of her in episode

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<v Speaker 5>fifty eight, and then she came on the podcast in

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<v Speaker 5>episode sixty one and we played her your impression to

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<v Speaker 5>see what she thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if I will add I was in full gen

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<v Speaker 3>a signature rainbow eyeshadow. That's another point that you just

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<v Speaker 3>picture that me in rainbow eyeshadow. I believe this is

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<v Speaker 3>on our couple of minches TikTok. If you want to go,

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<v Speaker 3>have a scroll back and look. But this is me

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<v Speaker 3>as Jenna checking in.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually, a few weeks ago, got mitched to attempt

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<v Speaker 5>his own checking in video in TikTok school.

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<v Speaker 6>Would you like to hear how he did?

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to.

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<v Speaker 6>I want you to rate how trying to emulate your

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<v Speaker 6>famous video?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here it is rolling.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my Daylan, I'm just pulverizing the chicken for tea. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>chicken kiebs again. I know you checked last time on

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<v Speaker 2>that bone, so I won't. I won't give you the

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<v Speaker 2>thigh this time. I see your nose. They're still bleeding.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been twenty four hours. Now, hand you shoul get

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<v Speaker 2>that quarter used.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can talk to.

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<v Speaker 8>You about anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, why don't you tell me? Moly is.

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<v Speaker 8>You are funny? You are a little comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you scurry off? Hey you want some I

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<v Speaker 2>want some chicken to take home to the orphanage. Take

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<v Speaker 2>it all right, babes.

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<v Speaker 3>Great to see you, Tah, that was me polarizing the

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<v Speaker 3>chicken Keia, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Gotta say a lot less comforting than your video is. Jennifer,

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<v Speaker 6>I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the chicken bone for me.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't. So what did you think? Did he nail

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<v Speaker 6>it or no? Dolls?

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<v Speaker 13>It was?

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<v Speaker 6>It was beautiful, like there was a lot of care.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you were taking like, like I said.

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<v Speaker 13>The chicken bone, you were You're being cautious because particularly

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<v Speaker 13>after the accident you joked on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Thigh the nosebleed. The nosebley's been twenty four hours.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, look, we definitely need to get good advice. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 13>you've definitely passed on good advice. But I think I

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<v Speaker 13>can probably give his few tips.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, we've got the new red Rooster crunchy fried Chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>It is available mat.

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<v Speaker 3>You can order it.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you tasted this before, Jennifer, the new crunchy fried Chicken.

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<v Speaker 13>I haven't. Can I just say it is amazing? So

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<v Speaker 13>I'm definitely happy to take some more of this.

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<v Speaker 5>In your checking in videos, obviously there's usually a cup

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<v Speaker 5>of tea involved, all some food, So today the red

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<v Speaker 5>Rooster is going to be what you're feasting on. Sure,

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<v Speaker 5>I suppose you shouldn't really talk with your mouth full.

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<v Speaker 6>Should you how do you do it? Do you do

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<v Speaker 6>it before.

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<v Speaker 3>You while you're eating, just taking a bite? Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe just like just pick at it while I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe maybe you have a bite and then there'll be

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<v Speaker 5>like a bite out of the chicken, so everyone knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, should we should? We should look into one

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<v Speaker 2>of the studio cameras.

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<v Speaker 6>Or I've got a little type great film.

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<v Speaker 3>Go go go on her phone.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, this is so excited in the flesh checking

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<v Speaker 6>in video.

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<v Speaker 3>This is so hot, and I might film this point

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<v Speaker 3>of view? Yeah? Good?

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<v Speaker 6>Want to buy it on?

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<v Speaker 5>Or no?

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<v Speaker 6>Is it fine?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure? Darling? I always need even more. Do you know

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<v Speaker 3>that I've never actually filmed.

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<v Speaker 6>One of these in front of anyone before.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't worry. We've just been idiots in front of you

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<v Speaker 3>for the last forty minutes, so don't worry. Do they take?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you need more than one take? Or do you

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<v Speaker 5>do it nail it the first time?

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<v Speaker 13>It depends? It depends. Sometimes I've taken a few other

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<v Speaker 13>times I'm like.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, that's actually kind Okay, Well we're not live,

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<v Speaker 3>we're not live on the cloud, so hey, the magic

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<v Speaker 3>of podcasting, Oh, yeah, you'll get it your first go regardless.

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<v Speaker 6>I just put the beauty light on.

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<v Speaker 3>So should I record this way and have my reaction

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<v Speaker 3>as if it's live?

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<v Speaker 6>Do whatever you blood want to music.

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<v Speaker 13>I would love for you to give me a bit

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<v Speaker 13>of a bit of a topic to work with.

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<v Speaker 6>Like, Okay, what are you usually doing them?

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<v Speaker 13>Well, it depends. Sometimes I'll be inspired by something someone

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<v Speaker 13>said or commented and then I might use that.

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<v Speaker 6>So there's usually like a little nugget of wisdom in there.

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<v Speaker 5>I remember one that was beautiful was like, now, don't

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<v Speaker 5>make yourself broke trying to buy Christmas presents for other people.

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<v Speaker 6>Just be present and.

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<v Speaker 5>Love, give love this year. And I'm like, that's lovely.

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<v Speaker 5>There's always this little nugget of wisdom at the end.

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<v Speaker 14>What about like I don't feel comfortable eating one because

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<v Speaker 14>I think I'm too fat, but I'm actually oh, and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can say, maybe you eat what you want. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>look at me, I'm eating fried chickens.

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<v Speaker 3>I really want one, but I shouldn't, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I put this in the lunch box for like.

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<v Speaker 6>That our micseff Yeah, i'd say so.

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<v Speaker 4>Action.

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<v Speaker 13>Hello, Dylan, have you had something to eat today? I've

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<v Speaker 13>got some red rooster here.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you tried that? Have you had that before?

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<v Speaker 13>I know, sometimes we try to be careful for for eating,

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<v Speaker 13>because fried foods and things like that, and particularly like

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<v Speaker 13>I've had, you know, I've had the gashtak sleeve.

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<v Speaker 3>I try to eat too much of this stuff.

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<v Speaker 13>But you need to know that it's okay to treat yourself.

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<v Speaker 13>For everybody on there, so we'd healthy most of time,

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<v Speaker 13>but let's treat ourselves. So I'm going to have some

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<v Speaker 13>of this one. So tell me what have you been

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<v Speaker 13>up to this weekend? Did you find some me time? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 13>that's good. Well if you haven't, you've still got time.

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<v Speaker 13>You've still got time to do something. So I want

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<v Speaker 13>you to remember it's going to be a new week.

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<v Speaker 13>Make sure you find something to center yourself so that

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<v Speaker 13>you can start your Monday on.

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<v Speaker 3>The right note.

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<v Speaker 13>Okay, make sure a good night's sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you. Oh my god, that was loved in

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<v Speaker 3>the house. I love that. And I'm sitting right behind

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<v Speaker 3>the ring light, so I felt like that was all directed.

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<v Speaker 6>So are you actually going to post that to TikTok?

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<v Speaker 3>I will.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, everyone, Jenny, go fight it on TikTok. Four ns,

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<v Speaker 6>three eighths and two wives.

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<v Speaker 2>J Jenet, No sorry, Jenna, jen It laughs like amongst

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<v Speaker 2>the crunch a fried chicken, this.

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<v Speaker 3>Chickens really, isn't it good? Its a sorry, but it's beautiful?

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<v Speaker 3>Should I am? Should I do a checking in? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>with the ebbs and the crunchy fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 13>I just want to see your reaction once you try

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<v Speaker 13>to ebbs and see if you like it or not?

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<v Speaker 6>Alright, have you decided what you're gonna say?

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<v Speaker 13>It?

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<v Speaker 6>Just making it up perfect?

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<v Speaker 3>Never read anything? How do you normally start them? Jen

0:26:33.760 --> 0:26:34.080
<v Speaker 3>It with a.

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<v Speaker 13>Greeting him does okay?

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<v Speaker 6>That's sweet heart?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, Hi dares How are you babes? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Joe help him mar help him up on the counter.

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 3>You can't walk after the track. Yeah you saw.

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<v Speaker 2>It, Joe, Oh baby high. I'm just having some redoruster

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<v Speaker 2>crunchy fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>It's left over. It holds really well. Unlike you on

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<v Speaker 3>the back of that truck. You're really let go. You

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<v Speaker 3>just sit there and I need to talk. I know

0:27:04.160 --> 0:27:09.640
<v Speaker 3>it's hard after after the fire. I've got my ebbs here,

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<v Speaker 3>my world famous ebbs.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything but bagel seasoning. You want to sprinkle on this

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 2>chick chick. Yeah, I think it'll give a good crunch,

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 2>don't you, baby? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, here we go.

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:29.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, does that trigger from the gunfight in Afghanistan?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't mean to a darling. Let me give it a try.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm all those ebbs, Oh that's delicious.

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:41.040
<v Speaker 3>Have a bite.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no pressure, I'm not hurting. I'm gonna leave it

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:46.399
<v Speaker 2>there for you to try when you want. Now, there

0:27:46.400 --> 0:27:47.760
<v Speaker 2>are poppy seeds in there, and I know you have

0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:51.320
<v Speaker 2>a severe enophyl axis, so maybe pick them out. Yeah,

0:27:52.200 --> 0:27:55.800
<v Speaker 2>about three thousand in every circuit. You got plenty of time.

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:59.159
<v Speaker 2>Not much else you can really do, is there. I

0:27:59.200 --> 0:28:01.399
<v Speaker 2>want you to know that you're all welcome here, no

0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:04.600
<v Speaker 2>matter what. All right, I want to go do a

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 2>shit basing insane my god, But we can't post that

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:14.320
<v Speaker 2>on you.

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<v Speaker 13>Why not?

0:28:15.720 --> 0:28:16.399
<v Speaker 3>That's hog.

0:28:16.600 --> 0:28:19.680
<v Speaker 13>But also I feel like instagram worthy not TikTok.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you can tell that he's not.

0:28:22.200 --> 0:28:24.399
<v Speaker 5>He's not really an influencer because you've got to keep

0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:26.879
<v Speaker 5>TikTok th under a minute, Dylan, you're back. You're rambled

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:27.440
<v Speaker 5>on too long.

0:28:28.440 --> 0:28:30.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm TikToker eating.

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<v Speaker 6>People hate it when you eat on the podcast shoots

0:28:32.840 --> 0:28:33.960
<v Speaker 6>my show, not yours?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just mean podcast by a couple of midches?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, this next one is god one of our

0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:46.040
<v Speaker 3>more controversial impressions. I first of all want to say

0:28:46.040 --> 0:28:47.760
<v Speaker 3>that I don't think we're known for our impressions, but

0:28:47.800 --> 0:28:49.360
<v Speaker 3>clearly we do quite a few of them. And this

0:28:49.400 --> 0:28:53.960
<v Speaker 3>one was inspired by the Bros Boisey podcasts of TikTok

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<v Speaker 3>and of the world that emerged in twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 6>They're called Alpha podcast I believe you know.

0:28:57.960 --> 0:29:01.600
<v Speaker 5>They're problematic straight men that just spew their futrid opinions.

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<v Speaker 5>We did an impression of that sort of podcasts, and people,

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<v Speaker 5>for some fucking reason actually thought we were too problematic

0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 5>straight man.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I think it's a compliment to our ability

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 2>that they believe that you and I.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you tonight to may.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the You're in a hot tink t shirt with

0:29:16.960 --> 0:29:19.160
<v Speaker 3>two buttons done up. I've got four inches of cloth

0:29:19.240 --> 0:29:22.000
<v Speaker 3>on my head and they're like these two straight boys.

0:29:21.840 --> 0:29:24.640
<v Speaker 3>It's like, we really are not. But it riled up

0:29:24.680 --> 0:29:27.720
<v Speaker 3>the internet. And this is Coomb's and I as an

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<v Speaker 3>Alpha podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>The one that almost got is canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, episode one oh five. This is from could have

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<v Speaker 3>been our last, but it'll tank. God, it wasn't enjoyed, right,

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<v Speaker 3>So TikTok school.

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<v Speaker 6>As you know, we like to thrip off other people's ideas.

0:29:42.440 --> 0:29:44.920
<v Speaker 5>Sometimes I'll be scrolling and I think, oh, Cheery will

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<v Speaker 5>nail that.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to bring that up on the show. Get

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<v Speaker 6>his hot take.

0:29:47.800 --> 0:29:49.440
<v Speaker 3>And for those at home, you can't see this because

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:51.640
<v Speaker 3>it's a podcast. Jenna is in a slutty teachers outfit

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:54.680
<v Speaker 3>every time we do it, and it's hot. It's hot.

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<v Speaker 6>But today we're doing a bit of a social experiment,

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<v Speaker 6>aren't we.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we are. We wanted to put it out into

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<v Speaker 3>the world and change the podcast up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Because you know those tiktoks that you always see of

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<v Speaker 5>straight men who host podcasts.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell had to just swallow his vomit there for a

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 3>second because they are vile and they are rising in prominence,

0:30:10.720 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 3>these boring straight men talking about women's issues.

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<v Speaker 6>I know. It's like you just leave a couple of

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<v Speaker 6>men alone with a microphone, no women in the room,

0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:20.640
<v Speaker 6>although often there is one there said some little pick

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:23.200
<v Speaker 6>me goes the worst. It is laughing along and they'll

0:30:23.200 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 6>say really uninformed, dumb.

0:30:26.280 --> 0:30:29.280
<v Speaker 3>Shit 'sogynistic bullshit and there's no one to call them out.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah exactly, but there is, like there's sort of method

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 5>to the madness because those videos always blow up, don't they?

0:30:35.160 --> 0:30:36.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, And that's why I see them because

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 3>then my algorithm has straight in it. No, it doesn't

0:30:39.520 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 3>have any of the boy words in it, but it

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<v Speaker 3>gets on my feet.

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<v Speaker 6>It'd be because of podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you're right.

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<v Speaker 5>And also the amount of it is they always blow

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<v Speaker 5>up because it stirs the pot whenever these straight men

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<v Speaker 5>put these problematic things out in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>The funny thing is it's essentially the anti version of us.

0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:55.000
<v Speaker 3>It's the straight version of what we do.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I'm not saying that we're the most intelligent podcasts,

0:30:58.280 --> 0:30:59.440
<v Speaker 5>Like we're as dumb as they come.

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:02.680
<v Speaker 6>But we talk about a name ship too. But like,

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<v Speaker 6>this is a certain way about these straight men delivering

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 6>their podcast. So, like I've got an example.

0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:09.880
<v Speaker 5>This is just the sort of things that you might

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<v Speaker 5>hear on a straight man podcast.

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<v Speaker 14>One thing I hated back on to restaurance is when

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:15.600
<v Speaker 14>they asked for a tip. I feel like in Australia

0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:18.280
<v Speaker 14>we just don't do that right, So I was like, yeah,

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 14>we just have the bill. They bring it over and

0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:21.080
<v Speaker 14>they've got like the receipt printed down. They put it

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<v Speaker 14>on the table and that will be back. And I

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<v Speaker 14>was like, so you're just waiting for me to write

0:31:23.640 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 14>a tip this thing down the bottom of a tip

0:31:24.800 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 14>and I'm like, no, not happening.

0:31:26.400 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 12>Never happened.

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<v Speaker 14>The screen literally said would you like to tip? And

0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:35.400
<v Speaker 14>it's like a yes or no, but in her hand no,

0:31:37.720 --> 0:31:40.040
<v Speaker 14>not like such a piece of shit like she said

0:31:40.040 --> 0:31:42.120
<v Speaker 14>about this, I was like, n note it for you.

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:45.600
<v Speaker 3>I can get Fuck, it's fun.

0:31:46.360 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 6>What to be fair, they actually sound quite fun. I

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:49.320
<v Speaker 6>feel like I get along with them.

0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:50.200
<v Speaker 3>What's the name of that show?

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<v Speaker 5>But there's just something about the way they do this

0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 5>thing that my brother does right where they talk and

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 5>it's like they don't open their mouth very wide so

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<v Speaker 5>that I kind of sound like this, like they sound

0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:00.560
<v Speaker 5>like you're mumbling a bit and you're like, fuck not

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:02.880
<v Speaker 5>two nion our fucker. Also just keep their lips really

0:32:02.920 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 5>close together when they talk, and they laugh.

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:11.040
<v Speaker 2>So aggressive and really quickly, and then they immediately result

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<v Speaker 2>to insults.

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<v Speaker 6>Always I always have to insult somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>And also I love that was the most basic observation.

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, they I mean like I said, we can't talk.

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:23.400
<v Speaker 5>We're quiet, bloody basic when it comes to our observations too. However,

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<v Speaker 5>this is the sort of problematic shit we're talking about

0:32:26.120 --> 0:32:28.680
<v Speaker 5>that always blows up. Okay, so this is what we

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<v Speaker 5>need to channel in our experiment.

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<v Speaker 4>As a male, I could have eighteen thirty, forty to

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<v Speaker 4>fifty women pregnant at the same time. As a female,

0:32:39.320 --> 0:32:41.920
<v Speaker 4>you can only be pregnant by one man at a time.

0:32:42.960 --> 0:32:45.240
<v Speaker 4>And further, it bella fits you as a woman to

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<v Speaker 4>stick to that man, because the more you get pregnant,

0:32:47.760 --> 0:32:53.040
<v Speaker 4>the more your value declines, stretch marks, losing the vaginal elasticity,

0:32:53.080 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 4>and all of these meaningful things that attract men. So

0:32:56.440 --> 0:32:59.080
<v Speaker 4>you are one who should stick with a man. So

0:32:59.160 --> 0:33:02.400
<v Speaker 4>monogamy is very meaningful for women, whereas for a male

0:33:02.720 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 4>who has a lot of resources, monogamy is not a necessity.

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<v Speaker 6>Shut up, I feel sick. I feel fucking sick. ELSs

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, God, I'm not an idiot.

0:33:13.240 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 3>And the ding what do they need? The t.

0:33:17.280 --> 0:33:20.200
<v Speaker 6>And so anyway, these always blow up, don't They always?

0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 3>Millions of us.

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<v Speaker 6>So this is our experiments. So we're gonna pretend we're straight.

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 3>Well yeah, okay, so we need to change quite a

0:33:26.160 --> 0:33:28.120
<v Speaker 3>few things. What we're going to do is for those listening,

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:29.800
<v Speaker 3>you're in on the joke. This is a long game.

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:33.040
<v Speaker 3>We're going to do our impression of a straight man podcast.

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 3>We're going to put it up on our podcast feed,

0:33:35.120 --> 0:33:37.240
<v Speaker 3>which has quite a few thousand followers.

0:33:37.280 --> 0:33:38.440
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it'll be on our TikTok.

0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 5>So idiots listening right now, you've got to go to

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<v Speaker 5>the comments and be outraged as.

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<v Speaker 6>Soon as you see the video.

0:33:43.320 --> 0:33:45.560
<v Speaker 3>Don't be like this is hilarious. I'm in on the joke.

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:47.560
<v Speaker 3>We want people to see if they believe that we're

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:48.320
<v Speaker 3>a straight podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like, there's people like this in the world, and

0:33:50.840 --> 0:33:52.640
<v Speaker 6>it's just sad that people think this work.

0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:55.760
<v Speaker 3>Or amen brother with the praying emotion. Now, the problem

0:33:55.840 --> 0:33:58.280
<v Speaker 3>is mitch our screens behind us. They're not straight. We

0:33:58.320 --> 0:33:59.040
<v Speaker 3>need to fix them up.

0:33:59.080 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 6>Oh do you reckon? They're a bit do you?

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Something about the hot pink and the yellow. They're

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:07.880
<v Speaker 3>always in like a it's like a home office. It's

0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 3>never a good yea.

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<v Speaker 5>Why does straight men just avoid studios like they're always

0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 5>just in their lound room?

0:34:13.200 --> 0:34:15.280
<v Speaker 6>Can you find a really disgusting bedroom?

0:34:16.000 --> 0:34:20.000
<v Speaker 3>Find us a share house? Lounge room with one half

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 3>dead palm front in the back and they always have

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:23.600
<v Speaker 3>a cheap boom arm.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh this is I reckon. I'm going to be the giveaway.

0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:27.480
<v Speaker 6>I'm not going to sound straight at all, Like I

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:29.600
<v Speaker 6>can't say anything problematic that true.

0:34:29.640 --> 0:34:31.359
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that ironic. I've got a high voice to near.

0:34:31.400 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 6>But oh my god, oh my god, Sam, it just

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:38.760
<v Speaker 6>cuts the most disgusting blow up mattress on a carpet

0:34:38.760 --> 0:34:40.360
<v Speaker 6>of bedroom with the boxes and no furniture.

0:34:40.440 --> 0:34:43.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, and a used coffee mug on the ground.

0:34:43.680 --> 0:34:45.840
<v Speaker 6>Oh that is foul. Okay, you nailed that.

0:34:45.880 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 3>Actually, well he is a straight man. That's actually Sam's bedroom.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna have to say something really dumb and we're

0:34:51.160 --> 0:34:54.040
<v Speaker 5>not don't go too far, just like really uninformed and stupid.

0:34:55.480 --> 0:34:57.200
<v Speaker 5>And then I'll just be like your hype man, the

0:34:57.360 --> 0:34:58.359
<v Speaker 5>just eggsy on Yes.

0:34:58.280 --> 0:35:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Because there was one in that first one would just

0:35:00.480 --> 0:35:02.439
<v Speaker 2>repeat the host was saying and then they laugh.

0:35:02.640 --> 0:35:04.439
<v Speaker 5>Actually, Jenny, you're gonna have to be like I said,

0:35:04.440 --> 0:35:06.839
<v Speaker 5>the pick me girl. It just never stands up for women.

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:09.440
<v Speaker 5>It just goes Yeah. Yeah, Sam, it's sound like a

0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:11.000
<v Speaker 5>hat out there so I can look straight.

0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 6>Oh yes, you give me a minute. I'm I just

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:14.239
<v Speaker 6>put my hood on.

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give myself a front fringe.

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:17.640
<v Speaker 6>Do I look straight? Otf I put my hood up?

0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:18.080
<v Speaker 3>Is that better?

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:19.360
<v Speaker 6>You do? A? No?

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 3>That's good, so you don't show you don't show your

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:26.040
<v Speaker 3>perfectly coconut oiled hair. Now, no, straight away? All right,

0:35:26.040 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 3>this is my fringe because what a straight man do?

0:35:28.120 --> 0:35:29.879
<v Speaker 3>They love to cover their receding hair like.

0:35:30.560 --> 0:35:32.600
<v Speaker 6>I like to do that too. Shut up. That's why

0:35:32.640 --> 0:35:33.719
<v Speaker 6>I've embraced the middle part.

0:35:33.840 --> 0:35:36.359
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to button all the way up. Is that straight?

0:35:36.400 --> 0:35:36.680
<v Speaker 6>Sam?

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:38.960
<v Speaker 5>Is there like a hoodie or something out there to

0:35:39.000 --> 0:35:40.400
<v Speaker 5>make Mitch look more straight?

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:41.440
<v Speaker 6>He still looks gay to me.

0:35:42.520 --> 0:35:44.640
<v Speaker 3>Now you need the full button up like a lad.

0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:47.800
<v Speaker 5>Now you look like a bloody altar boy. So with

0:35:47.880 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 5>theres no hat out there, Sam, I think he's found one.

0:35:50.640 --> 0:35:51.319
<v Speaker 6>He's found a hat.

0:35:51.360 --> 0:35:51.960
<v Speaker 3>He's found it.

0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 5>Like, yes, this will change everything. Yeah, you're gonna have

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:57.440
<v Speaker 5>to You're gonna have to loosen that thing for your

0:35:57.440 --> 0:35:57.839
<v Speaker 5>big head.

0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:02.440
<v Speaker 3>Anyone have an extended belt, should wear it front.

0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:05.160
<v Speaker 6>Way or back back way, back way. It's definitely, Oh God,

0:36:05.200 --> 0:36:06.560
<v Speaker 6>there we go. That's it.

0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:08.239
<v Speaker 3>That's it. Have you guys, ever seen me with a

0:36:08.280 --> 0:36:08.520
<v Speaker 3>hat on.

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 5>It's never it's giving a bit humpty dumpty. Just quietly

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:16.440
<v Speaker 5>Mitch's bum bag on, Yeah, my bum bag. Sorry, that's

0:36:16.480 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 5>my purse, I think you'll find.

0:36:17.880 --> 0:36:18.720
<v Speaker 3>And that's the difference.

0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:22.960
<v Speaker 6>Perfect, there we go. Holy shit, did you don't see

0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:23.520
<v Speaker 6>your own reflection?

0:36:23.600 --> 0:36:27.200
<v Speaker 3>I look heterosexual. I don't even know what. Let's just

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:27.799
<v Speaker 3>let's just roll.

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:33.440
<v Speaker 5>Okay, So this is us channeling a stupid, uninformed straight

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:34.279
<v Speaker 5>man podcast.

0:36:34.400 --> 0:36:36.279
<v Speaker 3>And you just know that if this was real, it

0:36:36.280 --> 0:36:37.600
<v Speaker 3>would be called couple of bitches.

0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:41.360
<v Speaker 6>No, it'll be called like Lad's unfiltered or something, you know.

0:36:42.040 --> 0:36:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and our logo would be a red back spider

0:36:44.840 --> 0:36:46.560
<v Speaker 2>with our faces in the middle.

0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:49.000
<v Speaker 5>But don't say anything too funked up. Just say something dumb.

0:36:49.160 --> 0:36:50.640
<v Speaker 5>But like you say it with such conviction.

0:36:52.800 --> 0:36:56.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, I've got a theory right that breast milk isn't.

0:36:56.000 --> 0:37:00.279
<v Speaker 5>Real, Mitchell, lower the tone sound like breath milk even

0:37:00.320 --> 0:37:01.799
<v Speaker 5>real to animated, But it's not because in.

0:37:01.880 --> 0:37:03.840
<v Speaker 6>Realgon Yeah.

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:10.319
<v Speaker 2>Right, okay, but here's the thing, but bro hm, we're

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:11.960
<v Speaker 2>not a lie about the periods.

0:37:12.000 --> 0:37:12.160
<v Speaker 3>Man.

0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Put your mind to it for a second to think

0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 2>about it, right, and I'll put this to the room.

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Chicks a lot to waffle on about their period I

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:21.279
<v Speaker 2>get every two weeks, I get every two weeks.

0:37:21.640 --> 0:37:22.760
<v Speaker 6>That's fucking constant.

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:22.880
<v Speaker 13>Me.

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:27.360
<v Speaker 2>Where's the proof when you think about its true?

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Get this right? Only periods?

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I know in my life high school, finishing home economic,

0:37:33.640 --> 0:37:38.279
<v Speaker 2>you finish English, you finish mathematics. What about maybe when

0:37:38.320 --> 0:37:41.319
<v Speaker 2>you're writing a sentence and you finish that.

0:37:41.320 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 6>Thing you lost, man, the thing at the end of

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 6>a sentence.

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 3>That's a period.

0:37:45.239 --> 0:37:46.640
<v Speaker 5>You're like, how are we supposed to know that you're

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:49.600
<v Speaker 5>actually telling the truth, Like you're a check. I've never

0:37:49.760 --> 0:37:52.400
<v Speaker 5>actually seen a period eight, so you could be a

0:37:52.400 --> 0:37:53.239
<v Speaker 5>conspiracy eight.

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

0:37:54.600 --> 0:37:55.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm so with you.

0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:57.399
<v Speaker 2>And they lie like this, they get us, they try

0:37:57.440 --> 0:38:00.839
<v Speaker 2>to get you.

0:38:01.480 --> 0:38:03.240
<v Speaker 6>It's not even true man, And I've never.

0:38:03.080 --> 0:38:07.080
<v Speaker 3>Seen anyone by periods.

0:38:08.719 --> 0:38:08.839
<v Speaker 7>Now.

0:38:08.880 --> 0:38:10.399
<v Speaker 6>I think that was really profound from us. I think

0:38:10.400 --> 0:38:11.240
<v Speaker 6>we made some points.

0:38:13.560 --> 0:38:16.440
<v Speaker 2>The first one they just basically described how paying at

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:19.440
<v Speaker 2>a restaurant works, and they thought it was groundbreaking. So

0:38:19.480 --> 0:38:21.080
<v Speaker 2>we need to do something really simple and think that

0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:22.960
<v Speaker 2>it's groundbreaking. Hear me out, let's try.

0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 6>Oh are you actually doing it now?

0:38:25.719 --> 0:38:26.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:27.800
<v Speaker 6>Okay, how don't you have to give me warning. It

0:38:27.840 --> 0:38:29.640
<v Speaker 6>takes the way for me to get any straight man character.

0:38:31.480 --> 0:38:34.759
<v Speaker 3>Really, and that's why giving birth should cost money. But

0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:37.280
<v Speaker 3>more on that later. Hey today, Petrol.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all the same broney three ninety.

0:38:41.920 --> 0:38:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Four, ninety six. It all goes on the same pit man.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I reckon, it's not even any different. A you

0:38:48.640 --> 0:38:50.439
<v Speaker 6>just put it in and like the cargoes, it doesn't

0:38:50.440 --> 0:38:50.799
<v Speaker 6>even matter.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a friend, right Blake, Like, hey, okay, or

0:38:54.800 --> 0:38:58.719
<v Speaker 2>you fucked out at the Christmas party twice in the night.

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:00.440
<v Speaker 6>Oh no, she doesn't let it talk about it.

0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:06.279
<v Speaker 3>You know she fucked Blake. Yeah, she fucked Trevor and

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 3>then she fucked Blake again.

0:39:10.400 --> 0:39:11.960
<v Speaker 6>No, you gotta you gotta stop doing that.

0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:12.120
<v Speaker 11>Man.

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:14.840
<v Speaker 5>You gotta keep yourself pure. You got to dedicate yourself

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:16.160
<v Speaker 5>to the one man once you find him.

0:39:16.200 --> 0:39:21.479
<v Speaker 2>But they think no one actually respects a woman Yep,

0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:23.800
<v Speaker 2>that has kissed a man.

0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:25.239
<v Speaker 3>Before they kiss you. Yeah.

0:39:25.960 --> 0:39:27.799
<v Speaker 5>If the Libertis feel dirty, man, you know what I mean,

0:39:27.800 --> 0:39:29.640
<v Speaker 5>Like God, they feel dirty.

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:31.319
<v Speaker 6>But if I want to kis someone doesn't matter.

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 5>But for girls, nah, no, no, it's true.

0:39:35.760 --> 0:39:38.279
<v Speaker 6>True, Yes, even she agrees like women are just not

0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:40.359
<v Speaker 6>speaking up. You know, like they all think this ship,

0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:41.520
<v Speaker 6>but they're not brave enough to say it.

0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 2>You know what you think exactly, and that what you

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:45.880
<v Speaker 2>just said there is profound.

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:51.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, statically, where did we change names?

0:39:53.440 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 5>I I feel disgusting ninety three? Okay, So if you

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:04.560
<v Speaker 5>see these videos on our TikTok, go be offended or

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:08.160
<v Speaker 5>agree with us and say equally stupid shit in.

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:11.719
<v Speaker 6>The comedy, it's like add another thing. Yeah, that ding

0:40:11.840 --> 0:40:12.440
<v Speaker 6>is so annoying.

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:16.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so dark our ding is much more theatrical because

0:40:16.880 --> 0:40:17.759
<v Speaker 5>we're mos.

0:40:19.520 --> 0:40:21.000
<v Speaker 6>What a performance that tick is?

0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 3>You want to hear their incorrect buzzer doesn't exist because

0:40:23.640 --> 0:40:24.919
<v Speaker 3>men can't be wrong in their eyes.

0:40:25.120 --> 0:40:28.880
<v Speaker 6>You're sir, Amen's right, It's so fucking true. True, yeah,

0:40:28.920 --> 0:40:30.560
<v Speaker 6>true preach.

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:40:36.400 --> 0:40:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh no?

0:40:36.719 --> 0:40:38.920
<v Speaker 5>This next one, we're going to listen to our next

0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:41.840
<v Speaker 5>favorite bit. This is from the iconic one hundredth episode,

0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 5>which I would like to let you all know is

0:40:43.560 --> 0:40:45.600
<v Speaker 5>our most listened to episode ever.

0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:48.840
<v Speaker 3>But random a pause for us. People love that episode.

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 3>I think to be build up tension. I don't know

0:40:50.600 --> 0:40:52.000
<v Speaker 3>why people like that so much.

0:40:52.120 --> 0:40:54.719
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's just a milestone episode. I reckon and in

0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:56.800
<v Speaker 6>this episode jim Ember. I kind of did an impression

0:40:56.840 --> 0:40:59.279
<v Speaker 6>of you, did you Yeah, because we were doing is

0:40:59.320 --> 0:41:00.560
<v Speaker 6>it just me? Is out each other?

0:41:00.960 --> 0:41:03.839
<v Speaker 5>Something we've noticed hate or appreciate about each other, And

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:07.520
<v Speaker 5>this is what I noticed about you. Do's Mitchell cheery

0:41:07.640 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 5>like to man explain ship to international listeners. Sometimes it's

0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:18.840
<v Speaker 5>just some things that you interrupt me. When I'm mid sentence.

0:41:18.880 --> 0:41:20.120
<v Speaker 5>You'll be like, hang on, hang on, hang on. We

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:23.480
<v Speaker 5>should clarify for the international listeners. And sometimes it's necessary.

0:41:23.480 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 5>You'll be like, oh, Koshi is like our Matt Lauer

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 5>the morning breakfast. Yes, and sometimes the context is necessary,

0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:33.280
<v Speaker 5>but sometimes it's condescending, it's need.

0:41:33.520 --> 0:41:36.560
<v Speaker 6>It's like, oh no, the internationals, they wouldn't understand this.

0:41:36.640 --> 0:41:39.560
<v Speaker 5>So we have these rectangular prisms, the sort of flat

0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:41.600
<v Speaker 5>maybe the size of a welcome mat, and they're called

0:41:41.680 --> 0:41:44.960
<v Speaker 5>pillows made of foam, and we use them for the sleeping.

0:41:45.200 --> 0:41:46.400
<v Speaker 6>I don't know what you guys call them, but we

0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 6>call them pillow.

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:48.920
<v Speaker 3>I've never man's played a pillow.

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:51.440
<v Speaker 6>Sometimes that I might, they probably got it.

0:41:51.880 --> 0:41:52.560
<v Speaker 3>They probably.

0:41:52.760 --> 0:41:55.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm media trained because when you're working radio, they all

0:41:56.000 --> 0:41:57.360
<v Speaker 2>they got to set up you got to set up

0:41:57.400 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 2>new listeners because when you're listening to radio, you've got

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:04.960
<v Speaker 2>new listener every fifteen minutes, because again, when you listen

0:42:05.000 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 2>to the raid, International radio is in terrestrial broadcaster.

0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:12.200
<v Speaker 3>I admit it, I do, I do.

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.560
<v Speaker 5>And for the international listens, we have these like cylindrical

0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 5>bits of plastic and it's kind of like a penser,

0:42:17.600 --> 0:42:20.320
<v Speaker 5>but there's ink. We call them pens. I don't know

0:42:20.360 --> 0:42:22.719
<v Speaker 5>what you call them there, but yeah, we call them pens.

0:42:24.200 --> 0:42:26.200
<v Speaker 3>I'm not that annoyed. We'll call me out on it

0:42:26.239 --> 0:42:29.279
<v Speaker 3>next time. I'm sorry. Basically, what Mitchell Coombs is saying

0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:31.360
<v Speaker 3>to our international audience, fuck you.

0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:34.799
<v Speaker 5>I would never say such a screw. I just have

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:36.840
<v Speaker 5>more faith in them than you do that they know

0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:37.439
<v Speaker 5>what we're on about.

0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:39.439
<v Speaker 3>I don't want them to have to google. If we're

0:42:39.480 --> 0:42:42.000
<v Speaker 3>talking about Kerry and Kennley, which we do every fucking week.

0:42:42.040 --> 0:42:44.240
<v Speaker 5>How do you think that's one thing you've never been explained?

0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 5>How would you say for the internationals?

0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:50.520
<v Speaker 3>And have you ever heard of the dinosaurs? That's all

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:52.240
<v Speaker 3>you need to know for the Internationals.

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:54.640
<v Speaker 5>You know, when you get out of the bath and

0:42:54.640 --> 0:42:56.400
<v Speaker 5>you've been in there for ages and your hands go

0:42:56.440 --> 0:42:58.520
<v Speaker 5>all wrinkly, Just picture that all over.

0:42:58.640 --> 0:43:02.120
<v Speaker 6>An awful awful Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's her.

0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:05.160
<v Speaker 3>That's her in a Camilla and Mark's dress.

0:43:06.719 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 6>Camilla and Marks through the international listeners.

0:43:09.760 --> 0:43:11.680
<v Speaker 3>It's Australia under cover designer brand.

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 6>Something that soccer mum's were.

0:43:12.760 --> 0:43:15.279
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna start listen. I am pre covid. I was

0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:17.799
<v Speaker 3>in and out of this. It's not bad. I just

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:20.000
<v Speaker 3>wanted to make sure the audience that I've brought from

0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:24.440
<v Speaker 3>LA is up to date. I'll cap that on the chin.

0:43:25.239 --> 0:43:27.279
<v Speaker 6>No, I don't think it's a bad thing. It's something

0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:27.880
<v Speaker 6>I noticed.

0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:30.919
<v Speaker 3>Would you have something you hate and I can clear

0:43:30.920 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 3>the air.

0:43:32.200 --> 0:43:32.359
<v Speaker 6>No.

0:43:33.760 --> 0:43:36.759
<v Speaker 5>Actually, I don't want to tell you something that I

0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 5>hate because you've actually stopped doing it and if I

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:40.200
<v Speaker 5>remind you, you might start doing it again.

0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh what is it?

0:43:41.040 --> 0:43:44.799
<v Speaker 6>Fucking the live tweets you stop doing.

0:43:44.800 --> 0:43:46.400
<v Speaker 3>It's just gotten lazy.

0:43:47.160 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 6>Don't bring them back.

0:43:47.920 --> 0:43:52.000
<v Speaker 3>It's still right here, guys. It hasn't moved. It has moved.

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:58.239
<v Speaker 10>It's been there, the whole show, the helicopter, they're all there.

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:01.520
<v Speaker 10>I'm just lazy, you know. I got a DM the

0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:03.920
<v Speaker 10>other day on Instagram. Can't remember a name, but this

0:44:04.120 --> 0:44:06.960
<v Speaker 10>lovely lady. She goes hi Mitchell. I'm a trash bag.

0:44:07.000 --> 0:44:09.440
<v Speaker 10>I love trash ally. I've just started listening to Is

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:11.560
<v Speaker 10>it just me? I'm really struggling with the fucking live

0:44:11.600 --> 0:44:14.920
<v Speaker 10>tweet sound effect? And I said, hang in there, and

0:44:14.960 --> 0:44:15.600
<v Speaker 10>I told.

0:44:15.360 --> 0:44:18.120
<v Speaker 5>Her around episode seventy, I think he forgot yeah about

0:44:18.120 --> 0:44:20.400
<v Speaker 5>that bit, so you start listening from there and she

0:44:20.480 --> 0:44:21.879
<v Speaker 5>literally said thank you so much.

0:44:22.120 --> 0:44:22.960
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I knew it.

0:44:23.120 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 6>Someone else abound it. It's irritating of me the amount

0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:28.239
<v Speaker 6>of messages I get of, Oh, we don't have time

0:44:28.280 --> 0:44:29.839
<v Speaker 6>to get into that. Unfortunately, for the.

0:44:29.840 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 3>Live traits, the number will astound you. In fact, I'll

0:44:32.480 --> 0:44:33.400
<v Speaker 3>tell you straight after.

0:44:33.160 --> 0:44:36.320
<v Speaker 6>This WSFM time Saber traffic.

0:44:36.600 --> 0:44:37.799
<v Speaker 3>That's my favorite one.

0:44:38.200 --> 0:44:40.799
<v Speaker 6>I knew I shouldn't have said it reminded you.

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:44.240
<v Speaker 3>They're back for one hundred and beyond, ladies.

0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:44:50.160 --> 0:44:52.560
<v Speaker 3>The rude shocks of young adults food.

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:55.879
<v Speaker 5>Now, this next little throwback, this is not so much

0:44:55.920 --> 0:44:57.400
<v Speaker 5>an impression, but I did want to.

0:44:57.680 --> 0:44:58.239
<v Speaker 6>I did want to.

0:44:58.200 --> 0:45:00.160
<v Speaker 5>Listen back to this because this is kind of of

0:45:00.200 --> 0:45:03.960
<v Speaker 5>the early days. If not, you know, the inauguration of

0:45:04.000 --> 0:45:07.840
<v Speaker 5>your ninety year old Lady Alter Ego Dot Wiggins. Remember this,

0:45:07.960 --> 0:45:09.600
<v Speaker 5>it was back in episode fifty. Do you remember how

0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:10.279
<v Speaker 5>dot came to be?

0:45:10.400 --> 0:45:12.759
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, I don't even remember the inception of

0:45:12.760 --> 0:45:15.000
<v Speaker 6>Dot Wiggins. So the inception, that's the word I was

0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:15.719
<v Speaker 6>looking for. Thank you.

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:18.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no worries. What happened? How did she come about?

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:19.319
<v Speaker 5>So?

0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:20.000
<v Speaker 6>Do you remember?

0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:21.680
<v Speaker 5>This was back in my single days. It's kind of

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:24.520
<v Speaker 5>weird to listen back to this now. But I was

0:45:24.520 --> 0:45:27.160
<v Speaker 5>bitching to you about the fact that I just kept

0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:29.799
<v Speaker 5>having all these guys on Tinder leading me on GHO

0:45:29.840 --> 0:45:31.480
<v Speaker 5>seeing me. I'd go on dates and they didn't have

0:45:31.480 --> 0:45:33.040
<v Speaker 5>the decency to tell me I don't want to see

0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:35.440
<v Speaker 5>you anymore. They would just randomly stop replying, and I

0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:38.080
<v Speaker 5>was just getting really sick of going through that process.

0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 6>Thinking oh, do they like me or not?

0:45:39.120 --> 0:45:41.920
<v Speaker 5>It was just driving me insane and being the gorgeous

0:45:41.920 --> 0:45:44.560
<v Speaker 5>friends you are, you did what any good friend would do,

0:45:44.600 --> 0:45:46.799
<v Speaker 5>and you prank called one of the guys that had

0:45:46.800 --> 0:45:49.680
<v Speaker 5>ghosted me as Dot Wiggins, the RMS worker.

0:45:50.239 --> 0:45:53.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I remember this. Okay, so I don't

0:45:53.680 --> 0:45:55.799
<v Speaker 3>remember this going well, but why don't we just why

0:45:55.800 --> 0:45:58.120
<v Speaker 3>don't we play it? Because yeah, this is me as

0:45:58.320 --> 0:46:02.439
<v Speaker 3>RMS worker. Very very first, Dot Wiggans prank call?

0:46:05.160 --> 0:46:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:46:09.239 --> 0:46:14.799
<v Speaker 5>Two men need to stop being so flaky? Oh, I

0:46:15.000 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 5>just I can't anymore. I've just had I've had a

0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:23.920
<v Speaker 5>two weeks from hell where I've just had countless people

0:46:24.480 --> 0:46:27.520
<v Speaker 5>lead me on and then just not be interested, which,

0:46:27.560 --> 0:46:30.920
<v Speaker 5>by the way, is fine. I'm not desperate and dateless.

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:35.080
<v Speaker 5>I'm quite happy being single. It's more just the inconvenience. Yes,

0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:37.960
<v Speaker 5>I hate being I hate having my time wasted. The

0:46:38.000 --> 0:46:41.360
<v Speaker 5>ones I actually go on, the dates with always a

0:46:41.360 --> 0:46:41.799
<v Speaker 5>good time.

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:43.399
<v Speaker 6>I always, I always have a good time.

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:46.600
<v Speaker 5>But it's more the ones where you chat and then

0:46:46.640 --> 0:46:50.239
<v Speaker 5>you exchange numbers, maybe you exchange social media, and then

0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:51.839
<v Speaker 5>it gets to the point where you're like, oh, yeah,

0:46:51.920 --> 0:46:53.400
<v Speaker 5>maybe we should go on a date, we should go

0:46:53.560 --> 0:46:56.839
<v Speaker 5>for a drink sometime. And not to toot my own tit,

0:46:57.160 --> 0:46:59.160
<v Speaker 5>but they're often the one suggesting it to me.

0:46:59.440 --> 0:47:02.600
<v Speaker 6>Yes, And I don't know about.

0:47:02.320 --> 0:47:05.799
<v Speaker 5>You, but if someone suggests to you, hey, let's go

0:47:05.840 --> 0:47:08.160
<v Speaker 5>on a date, is that not their cue to organize it?

0:47:08.360 --> 0:47:10.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes? And this can be tricky, but if the person

0:47:10.560 --> 0:47:12.880
<v Speaker 3>that instigates it is normally the one that should be

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:14.120
<v Speaker 3>following up on these things.

0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:17.360
<v Speaker 5>I feel like that's true and I'm not going to

0:47:17.400 --> 0:47:19.360
<v Speaker 5>beg and be like, so whatever happened.

0:47:18.960 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 6>To that date, like are we going or not?

0:47:20.960 --> 0:47:21.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:24.359
<v Speaker 5>I just I've had so many suggestions and I've been like, yeah, sure,

0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:26.360
<v Speaker 5>let's do it, and then we can keep chatting for

0:47:26.520 --> 0:47:29.000
<v Speaker 5>days after and then nothing eventuates, and I'm just like,

0:47:29.920 --> 0:47:32.560
<v Speaker 5>it's so frustrating. Don't ask me in the first time

0:47:32.600 --> 0:47:33.560
<v Speaker 5>if you didn't actually want to.

0:47:33.680 --> 0:47:35.279
<v Speaker 3>Is this a new thing or is it a COVID thing?

0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:37.360
<v Speaker 3>You've had this? This has been irking you for years.

0:47:37.480 --> 0:47:40.000
<v Speaker 5>This has been a thing for years, but it's only

0:47:40.040 --> 0:47:45.000
<v Speaker 5>been boiling my blood recently because basically January to August,

0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:47.960
<v Speaker 5>maybe even September, I was just not dating at all,

0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:49.879
<v Speaker 5>Like I was just not interested. But now that things

0:47:49.880 --> 0:47:52.920
<v Speaker 5>are returning to normal, it's let's tround upon to socialize.

0:47:53.120 --> 0:47:54.400
<v Speaker 6>I'm back on the dating.

0:47:54.160 --> 0:47:56.799
<v Speaker 5>Scene and I'm loving it, but I'm also reminded at

0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:59.640
<v Speaker 5>how frustrating it is. There's been a few One guy

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:04.560
<v Speaker 5>messaged me on a Sunday yes and goes, hey, I'd

0:48:04.600 --> 0:48:06.120
<v Speaker 5>like to make you dinner next week, and I'm like,

0:48:06.120 --> 0:48:06.719
<v Speaker 5>that'd be great.

0:48:06.760 --> 0:48:09.640
<v Speaker 3>That's a Roman thing to say, as well'd be excited.

0:48:09.760 --> 0:48:13.279
<v Speaker 6>No one's ever offered me that before. It sounded and

0:48:13.280 --> 0:48:14.399
<v Speaker 6>we've been chatting for a bit.

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:16.279
<v Speaker 5>It wasn't out of the blue, but I was like, sure,

0:48:16.360 --> 0:48:19.400
<v Speaker 5>let's do it, And then messaged him on Friday and

0:48:19.440 --> 0:48:21.080
<v Speaker 5>said so, like are we still doing this?

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.759
<v Speaker 6>And he goes, sorry, I've got a boyfriend now. I

0:48:23.800 --> 0:48:27.520
<v Speaker 6>was like, it's been three days. How did that happen?

0:48:28.040 --> 0:48:31.240
<v Speaker 6>That's rare, Like congratulations.

0:48:30.640 --> 0:48:34.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm now married. I'm so sorry my child's being born. Yes,

0:48:34.360 --> 0:48:35.240
<v Speaker 3>oh that's the worst.

0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:37.839
<v Speaker 6>And then there was another one that was like, oh yeah,

0:48:38.160 --> 0:48:39.839
<v Speaker 6>let's go on a date, super keen.

0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:43.160
<v Speaker 5>He was the one, you know, pursuing me. And then

0:48:43.560 --> 0:48:45.680
<v Speaker 5>it was like, oh sorry, we agreed to go that day,

0:48:45.680 --> 0:48:47.160
<v Speaker 5>but I can't do I'm working. Then oh sorry, I've

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<v Speaker 5>got a family thing. Then oh sorry, I've got this,

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, if you're not actually interested, you can

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<v Speaker 5>just stop postponing. It's all together canceled, and he didn't reply.

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<v Speaker 6>I was just like.

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<v Speaker 5>Why even bother Like I've I feel like unless I

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<v Speaker 5>actually feel something or mean something, I just don't say it.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I'm not going to tell someone I want to

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<v Speaker 6>go on a date with them if I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>And also not something that you're looking forward to all week,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got that dinner with me.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not like that I don't look forward to it,

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<v Speaker 5>But it's more like I don't necessarily make plans with

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<v Speaker 5>my friends because I'm oh, I'm pretty sure I meant

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<v Speaker 5>to be seeing someone that day, and then.

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<v Speaker 3>Chip away you when this happens.

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<v Speaker 5>I wouldn't say it chips away at me, because, like

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<v Speaker 5>I said, I am quite happy being single.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just annoying. It's like, why bother suggesting it if

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<v Speaker 6>you're not going to follow through?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I agree, I'm pissed off for you.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just so annoying.

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:36.279
<v Speaker 3>Would it make you feel better if I print called

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<v Speaker 3>one of them?

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<v Speaker 6>How would that make you?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I not think of anything that I

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<v Speaker 3>can do.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think that would help me.

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<v Speaker 3>What we shouldn't do that?

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<v Speaker 13>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>I will pretend that. I'll pretend that I think it's

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<v Speaker 3>my grandson and I've got the number wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh okay, so you're not actually going to tie it

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<v Speaker 6>back to me or no, no, you'll be there'll be

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<v Speaker 6>no Why that's fine. I thought you were be like

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<v Speaker 6>my grandson Mitchell with pleasure, with pleasure, I couldn't care less.

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<v Speaker 6>If they die, you can fuck with them as much

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<v Speaker 6>as your life.

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<v Speaker 12>Send me the number.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't what can I do? I could probably just

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<v Speaker 3>say which one do I hate? Send me the one

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<v Speaker 3>that had a fuck has got a boyfriend now?

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<v Speaker 6>No, I just message him on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that one gaze? Move on?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh god, there's one here who I fox me off

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<v Speaker 6>when they do this.

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<v Speaker 5>They suggest that you go on a date, they don't

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<v Speaker 5>make it happen, they don't follow through, they don't plan anything,

0:50:32.920 --> 0:50:34.640
<v Speaker 5>and then you just kind of don't speak for ages.

0:50:35.080 --> 0:50:36.960
<v Speaker 6>And then the next time they see you they hit

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<v Speaker 6>you with the why have we gone on that date yet?

0:50:39.600 --> 0:50:44.799
<v Speaker 6>And I'm like, because you didn't fucking organize it. I

0:50:44.840 --> 0:50:46.120
<v Speaker 6>hate it when they put it back on you.

0:50:46.239 --> 0:50:47.839
<v Speaker 3>That's like when you go to a restaurant, you order

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<v Speaker 3>your food and the waitress goes, I'll be right with you,

0:50:49.800 --> 0:50:52.160
<v Speaker 3>and then ten minutes haven't you guys ordered yet? It's like,

0:50:52.239 --> 0:50:55.799
<v Speaker 3>that's your job, that's your job to make sure we order.

0:50:56.080 --> 0:50:58.120
<v Speaker 6>That's exactly what it is. Let me find another one.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to call him.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you of these people's number? You develop from

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<v Speaker 3>Tinder to message?

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<v Speaker 5>It depends sometimes we go to Instagram. Sometimes we go

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<v Speaker 5>to number Okay, so yeah, this one you can go

0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:10.400
<v Speaker 5>this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Jamie is that to you? Okay? What can I do

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:15.120
<v Speaker 3>to freak him out a little bit?

0:51:15.920 --> 0:51:17.920
<v Speaker 6>I want you to freak him out.

0:51:18.280 --> 0:51:19.759
<v Speaker 3>Oh maybe we shouldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I did my manage a dottal with Wiggins calling

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<v Speaker 2>from the r t A. How are you today?

0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:37.800
<v Speaker 11>The r t A is Rose Traffic or Okay, I'm well, goody.

0:51:38.840 --> 0:51:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I just have paperwork here and it's saying that we

0:51:42.680 --> 0:51:46.959
<v Speaker 2>have an unregistered vehicle parked on Cherry Blossom Street, corner

0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:50.839
<v Speaker 2>of Knife Blossom and it's registered under your name.

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<v Speaker 11>Which suburb is up Frankston.

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<v Speaker 2>Teen West Frankston ten West f r A n K

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<v Speaker 2>S T.

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<v Speaker 3>And teen West Eankscellent West Rankston Team West.

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<v Speaker 11>Okay, thanks, mm hmmm? Where okay? And so what what

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<v Speaker 11>what's the issue?

0:52:20.680 --> 0:52:23.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm afraid that there's an unregistered vehicle in your name

0:52:24.040 --> 0:52:26.640
<v Speaker 2>sitting on Cherry Bottom have and it will either be

0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:28.359
<v Speaker 2>toad or you can come and claim in the next

0:52:28.360 --> 0:52:29.240
<v Speaker 2>twenty four hours.

0:52:29.239 --> 0:52:30.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm just giving you a courtesy call, my dear.

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<v Speaker 11>Okay. Well, the thing is is I don't own any

0:52:34.920 --> 0:52:42.960
<v Speaker 11>vehicles whatsoever? Who right, Well, speak to the r T

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<v Speaker 11>A and I'll see what's happening with that.

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<v Speaker 3>I am the r don't be daft.

0:52:47.680 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 11>I don't know that you actually are, though, because you

0:52:49.680 --> 0:52:50.399
<v Speaker 11>sound a bit odd.

0:52:50.719 --> 0:52:55.960
<v Speaker 2>Who pig your pardon? I'm regardless of my age. I've

0:52:55.960 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 2>been working in the workforce for years. I don't think

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:01.480
<v Speaker 2>that bears any judgment my role here the RTA.

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<v Speaker 11>Right, okay, so what's your name and.

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:09.160
<v Speaker 6>What's not capital D d O T.

0:53:09.320 --> 0:53:09.800
<v Speaker 3>Wiggins?

0:53:10.760 --> 0:53:10.880
<v Speaker 14>Oh?

0:53:12.960 --> 0:53:19.680
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, he won't mess with you again. He doesn't drive.

0:53:20.520 --> 0:53:23.600
<v Speaker 6>He's one of the Sydney gaze that fits the stereotype

0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:27.719
<v Speaker 6>can't drive. He really persisted with that longer than he

0:53:27.760 --> 0:53:29.440
<v Speaker 6>needed to, considering he doesn't drive.

0:53:30.920 --> 0:53:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh shit. Also, he was googling the fake suburb?

0:53:35.320 --> 0:53:38.040
<v Speaker 6>Is this this part of dots? Like? Is this dots catchphrase?

0:53:38.120 --> 0:53:40.120
<v Speaker 6>Is going? Who? When? Not making no sense?

0:53:40.200 --> 0:53:42.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah? Asking who? When he asked what time it is?

0:53:42.760 --> 0:53:43.160
<v Speaker 9>Who?

0:53:46.760 --> 0:53:46.920
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

0:53:47.160 --> 0:53:49.440
<v Speaker 3>That was a walk down memory lane? Did you have fun, Mitchell?

0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:52.560
<v Speaker 6>That was lovely, absolutely gorgeous. I'm loving it. Why the

0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:53.560
<v Speaker 6>fuck do we need to bother?

0:53:53.600 --> 0:53:55.600
<v Speaker 5>Went like the Simpsons at this point, mate, We've done

0:53:55.680 --> 0:53:57.680
<v Speaker 5>enough episodes let's just rerun the classics.

0:53:57.719 --> 0:53:58.480
<v Speaker 6>Why make a new one?

0:53:58.560 --> 0:53:59.839
<v Speaker 3>Truly? Do you think we're gonna get to a blow

0:53:59.840 --> 0:54:03.400
<v Speaker 3>where people go, please? Is that fucking podcast still going?

0:54:03.440 --> 0:54:05.640
<v Speaker 3>We just like the first one hundred and twenty. We

0:54:05.680 --> 0:54:07.040
<v Speaker 3>don't like anything after that point.

0:54:07.080 --> 0:54:09.120
<v Speaker 6>I know people will be like, is that still on? Jesus?

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:10.000
<v Speaker 6>Are they still going?

0:54:10.120 --> 0:54:15.080
<v Speaker 3>Are they still rabbiting on? Are they still gay and obnoxious? Yes?

0:54:15.320 --> 0:54:18.480
<v Speaker 3>We still have Jenna forever, so the podcast will never

0:54:18.520 --> 0:54:22.719
<v Speaker 3>rand as long as Jenna draws breath. So Saturday, everyone, Really,

0:54:23.040 --> 0:54:25.520
<v Speaker 3>We're back next week for our third best bits and

0:54:25.560 --> 0:54:27.560
<v Speaker 3>the theme Are we gonna? Should we announced what we're

0:54:27.560 --> 0:54:28.560
<v Speaker 3>doing next week? Yeah?

0:54:28.640 --> 0:54:29.759
<v Speaker 6>Go on, you're better all right?

0:54:29.760 --> 0:54:32.919
<v Speaker 3>Well, listen. We get often asked this. People often want

0:54:32.920 --> 0:54:35.799
<v Speaker 3>to hear sex stuff, not about Mitch and I, but

0:54:35.840 --> 0:54:37.880
<v Speaker 3>they're so interested in our sex lives, Like that is

0:54:37.880 --> 0:54:40.680
<v Speaker 3>the number one question I get asked about. What is

0:54:40.719 --> 0:54:42.560
<v Speaker 3>sex like with you and Hayden? Have you and Mitch?

0:54:42.800 --> 0:54:45.360
<v Speaker 3>Was there ever any love romance? What happens in you?

0:54:45.680 --> 0:54:48.000
<v Speaker 3>They want to know about Mitch and Sean, the new relationships.

0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:50.840
<v Speaker 3>So next week we're doing the best of vision sex stuff.

0:54:50.920 --> 0:54:52.479
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but his fucking family listen.

0:54:52.520 --> 0:54:55.040
<v Speaker 5>I can't delve too much into mine and seawan sex life,

0:54:55.080 --> 0:54:56.239
<v Speaker 5>So don't fucking hold your bed.

0:54:56.320 --> 0:54:57.399
<v Speaker 6>That's not happening next week.

0:54:57.680 --> 0:55:01.640
<v Speaker 3>His family listen. Yeah, it's all of the moms and

0:55:01.760 --> 0:55:02.680
<v Speaker 3>dads or siblings.

0:55:02.800 --> 0:55:04.520
<v Speaker 6>Yep, tick tick all of them?

0:55:05.440 --> 0:55:07.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Hi guy, what are their names?

0:55:07.160 --> 0:55:09.200
<v Speaker 6>Hi? Sean? Do you want to do? You want to

0:55:09.200 --> 0:55:09.879
<v Speaker 6>give a shout out?

0:55:09.960 --> 0:55:12.239
<v Speaker 3>Sean? Shout out your parents whom I shouting out?

0:55:12.280 --> 0:55:13.200
<v Speaker 6>The family members that listen?

0:55:13.400 --> 0:55:16.279
<v Speaker 3>Ah, Hi, Mom and Dad and Kathy and Connor and

0:55:16.360 --> 0:55:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Jemma and probably all of the aunties and uncles at

0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:19.960
<v Speaker 3>this point as well.

0:55:20.400 --> 0:55:23.760
<v Speaker 6>Why no, Sean did his partner won't even listen, Mitchell,

0:55:24.120 --> 0:55:25.759
<v Speaker 6>look at the support I'm getting.

0:55:25.680 --> 0:55:27.520
<v Speaker 3>He did in the early days. Trust me, it won't

0:55:27.600 --> 0:55:31.960
<v Speaker 3>last long. Sean quickly, did Mitch like plug the podcast

0:55:32.000 --> 0:55:34.319
<v Speaker 3>at Christmas lunch? Is that what happened? Did he go

0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:36.920
<v Speaker 3>around with q RKO? It's trying to flog mugs? Now

0:55:36.920 --> 0:55:38.320
<v Speaker 3>you should have what a missed opportunity.

0:55:38.360 --> 0:55:41.799
<v Speaker 6>We'll organize another barbecue and we'll make that happen. Don't worry,

0:55:41.840 --> 0:55:43.160
<v Speaker 6>I don't need to. They already listen.

0:55:43.560 --> 0:55:46.360
<v Speaker 3>Where did they find the podcast? Are they just interested

0:55:46.360 --> 0:55:47.799
<v Speaker 3>in you that. I don't know why. I'm so shocked

0:55:47.840 --> 0:55:50.759
<v Speaker 3>that someone would be interested after meeting you, But how.

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:51.479
<v Speaker 6>Fucking dare you?

0:55:52.000 --> 0:55:53.879
<v Speaker 3>I love that Hayden's family wouldn't know how to listen

0:55:53.880 --> 0:55:54.520
<v Speaker 3>to a podcast.

0:55:54.719 --> 0:55:59.319
<v Speaker 6>Really yeah, yeah, I don't know. Anyway, Next week it's

0:55:59.360 --> 0:56:01.200
<v Speaker 6>all about sex stuff, throwing back to all the times

0:56:01.200 --> 0:56:03.200
<v Speaker 6>we've talked, not just about ourselves but other people.

0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:05.920
<v Speaker 5>We've had callers on, we've had guests on saw that

0:56:06.400 --> 0:56:07.759
<v Speaker 5>every time my mind's have gone in the gutter.

0:56:07.800 --> 0:56:10.640
<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, we had literally if you're into anal sex

0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:12.640
<v Speaker 2>by the way, we had I don't know if we're

0:56:12.680 --> 0:56:15.319
<v Speaker 2>doing the Camphraser chat, but we had like a sexologist

0:56:15.320 --> 0:56:17.480
<v Speaker 2>and a sex expert come on. So if you're into anal,

0:56:17.719 --> 0:56:21.360
<v Speaker 2>which is ninety nine percent of our demo, the Converted

0:56:21.400 --> 0:56:22.000
<v Speaker 2>down there.

0:56:22.760 --> 0:56:25.520
<v Speaker 3>I think. So now listen you too. I think you've

0:56:25.560 --> 0:56:27.240
<v Speaker 3>got the keys to the church for an extra twenty

0:56:27.280 --> 0:56:29.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna go and you to do whatever you want, okay,

0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:31.799
<v Speaker 3>because what happens in the church stays in the church.

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:33.120
<v Speaker 3>All right. Everyone knows that.

0:56:33.040 --> 0:56:36.640
<v Speaker 6>We can't fucking a church, Mitchell, No, surely not. We'll

0:56:36.640 --> 0:56:38.600
<v Speaker 6>get struck by lightning Mitchell.

0:56:38.360 --> 0:56:38.840
<v Speaker 3>Just stood up.

0:56:38.840 --> 0:56:41.120
<v Speaker 2>That's the biggest organ I've ever seen in my life.

0:56:41.400 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about the instrument.

0:56:42.840 --> 0:56:44.799
<v Speaker 3>Jesus, Oh my God.

0:56:45.040 --> 0:56:46.840
<v Speaker 6>All right, we'll catch you next week. It's thanks for.

0:56:46.840 --> 0:56:48.960
<v Speaker 3>Listening, all right, Go baptize Sean if you know what

0:56:49.000 --> 0:56:50.840
<v Speaker 3>I mean. Okay, all right, see you next week. Go

0:56:50.960 --> 0:56:51.560
<v Speaker 3>is that holy water?

0:56:51.600 --> 0:56:52.400
<v Speaker 6>Are you happy to see me?

0:56:52.600 --> 0:56:54.760
<v Speaker 3>Oh? Happy?

0:56:55.440 --> 0:56:56.680
<v Speaker 6>Is it just me?

0:56:57.239 --> 0:56:59.440
<v Speaker 1>A podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 3>Mit or you've hit follow on your podcast app.