Speaker 1: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Oh, hello you, Hello Mitchell, Hello you, Happy new Year,
Speaker 2: Happy new Year, h and y.
Speaker 3: Happy to you have mirror Christmas? Christmas is over.
Speaker 2: We're dropping in a little mid break, drop in to
Speaker 2: say hello, how is your Christmas?
Speaker 3: Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: With gorgeous Actually yeah, commit just talk about where I'm
Speaker 5: currently broadcasting from.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't know if you've broken in if we
Speaker 2: were allowed to talk about coming direct from?
Speaker 3: Is it the bogan Gate Baptist Church?
Speaker 6: It's the Anglican Church, I'll have you know.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: The Wi fi's two shit at the farm to do
Speaker 5: this remote recording thing. So I stole mum's keys. She's
Speaker 5: on the cleaning roster for the local church, so I
Speaker 5: sole the keys. I've come in here where it's good
Speaker 5: reception and good air con so we're good to go.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, guys, there's like an orange hue. Is
Speaker 3: the sun setting? Is the world ending in bogan Gate?
Speaker 3: Or is it stained glass? It's got to be one
Speaker 3: of the three options.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a beautiful yellow stained glass.
Speaker 6: So I look like I've got some sort of horrible
Speaker 6: liver infection.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say gorgeous. You'll like a Jaunda's baby. It
Speaker 3: kind of looks like you've got that trump faked aan,
Speaker 3: like the real orange around your face. This is hideous, but.
Speaker 2: It's you know, you've got to get what you can
Speaker 2: get in bogen Gate.
Speaker 6: It's just the light of my Lord and Savior.
Speaker 3: Of course he's shining down upon its. He does love us,
Speaker 3: he said it before. He's a listener. I've read his review.
Speaker 3: Have you there with Sean? Quickly? Tell me how is
Speaker 3: Sean the new boyfriend? How's he liked bogan Gate for
Speaker 3: the first time.
Speaker 6: Oh, he's actually come to church with me. We've got
Speaker 6: to repent. He's here if you want to have a chat.
Speaker 3: He's get out of the confessional booth, high.
Speaker 6: Sean, Please, I mean Jerry wants to know how you're
Speaker 6: in dooing bogen Gate. Hey, Mitch, it's good. The farm's lovely,
Speaker 6: the family gorgeous, having a great time. What about the
Speaker 6: town itself bogen Gate?
Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to a polite little say anything
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 5: When we first drove through bogen Gate, he said to me,
Speaker 5: this is confronting.
Speaker 6: So there you go. That tells you all You need
Speaker 6: to know.
Speaker 3: Got it got Well, let's be fair to Boging Gate
Speaker 3: and the Forbes area. They've just had floods, right, and
Speaker 3: they had fires like two years ago whenever it was,
Speaker 3: So it's been a rough couple of years.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It either doesn't rain at all or rains far too much.
Speaker 5: So that's like really overgrown and full of weeds. It's
Speaker 5: not that pretty at the moment. For whatever, How was it?
Speaker 3: How was a bog and Gate Christmas? Because you there
Speaker 3: with Jane and Mark and that would have been nice.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 6: I was with Sean's family for Christmas? Remember, Oh yes, sorry,
Speaker 6: but I'm all meeting bog and Gate. You saw them,
Speaker 6: you know, around that weird five day period that we're
Speaker 6: still in this technically in my mind, like the Christmas
Speaker 6: tree still up, the decorations are there.
Speaker 3: It's extended Christmas. Was it good with the family, Yes.
Speaker 6: It's been gorgeous.
Speaker 5: And I will say this anyone who listened to last
Speaker 5: week's Best Bits episode, we're doing five in total. This
Speaker 5: is the second last week's Do remember, Mitch, we recorded
Speaker 5: alternate endings How is Christmas?
Speaker 6: With Sean's family? Option A was I loved it? Option
Speaker 6: B as I hated it can confirm Option A. It
Speaker 6: was gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Option A play. Did you actually think we had to
Speaker 3: pull the emergency? Option B? Did you have it ready
Speaker 3: to go?
Speaker 6: I left them both in just in case? Come my basis?
Speaker 6: Now they said it's twenty twenty three, now officially.
Speaker 5: You remember how we said that we're feeling way more
Speaker 5: optimistic about this year.
Speaker 3: Yes, I already am. Yeah, so far?
Speaker 6: What are you viving?
Speaker 3: Listen? I'm feeling good. I've got a glovely suntan. I've
Speaker 3: got nothing on the agenda. I'm feeling very relaxed. I
Speaker 3: haven't had a haircut all year, and I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3: You know, it's very early to haze. But how I
Speaker 3: had to make that joke? How are you feeling? You're
Speaker 3: feeling good? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Good?
Speaker 6: With there any daggy people in your life that made
Speaker 6: that joke? Oh see you next year?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, one hundred percent. My uncle always does it
Speaker 3: right before, like in the countdown. He'll send us a text.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's like with all the gags and it's absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: But you know what, I think we should get rid
Speaker 3: of each I'm on the fire. Is it just me
Speaker 3: or should new Year's Eve texts be done with, Like, guys,
Speaker 3: don't you don't need to send us a text wishing
Speaker 3: us a happy New year like chains.
Speaker 6: I haven't gotten any to be fair, really know. I
Speaker 6: got a couple from marketing ones No, not marketing.
Speaker 2: On anytime fitness. Fuck, they won't take me off the roster.
Speaker 2: I can't subscribe what anymore? But they don't.
Speaker 3: Listen to me. Yeah, like a happy New Year with
Speaker 3: like a little star emoji and make good health and
Speaker 3: mary tidings bring out like na, I don't want that.
Speaker 3: It's very MSN messenger chain.
Speaker 5: May what's your feelings on the Christmas letter or like
Speaker 5: a like a Christmas car I like, not a card.
Speaker 5: I'm talking a letter that like it'll be the cheery
Speaker 5: family Christmas letter. Your mum might write, this is what
Speaker 5: Mitch got up to, this is his achievements, et cetera,
Speaker 5: et cetera, And then they send that with every Christmas
Speaker 5: card so everyone gets like the family update.
Speaker 3: It's like a report card for the year. What if
Speaker 3: you didn't have much going on? Good bow movement last
Speaker 3: month for Uncle Greg, he's and the past was lanced
Speaker 3: from his ingrown toenail in September, he's feeling much more sprightly.
Speaker 3: Now that's not for me, but I will say when
Speaker 3: I have kids, I want to do the dorky christmaswater
Speaker 3: family photo, dog and everything and send that out more
Speaker 3: to be stupid than anything.
Speaker 5: I feel like the Christmas letter is kind of cute
Speaker 5: because it's kind of like if you keep a copy yourself,
Speaker 5: you can look back over the years and read your
Speaker 5: own Christmas letter.
Speaker 6: But they always just include the good shit.
Speaker 5: Mine would just be yeah, I had forty nine shocking
Speaker 5: hangovers in two months.
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, I would include the shitza.
Speaker 3: Oh why don't we do a realistic one, you know,
Speaker 3: like had shocking diary that lasted a month, really hated
Speaker 3: work for with partner this week, truly a terrible year.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, I would love that.
Speaker 6: Well, No, that's not our attitude for the new year. Remember, No,
Speaker 6: our attitude for the new year.
Speaker 3: We're feeling hopeful, We're feeling good. It may be early,
Speaker 3: but we thought this is a nice little kickstarter into
Speaker 3: the new year. You don't have any brand new episodes.
Speaker 3: You're getting these little mini best bits just to sort
Speaker 3: of have a trip down memory lane. Because we've got
Speaker 3: a lot of new listeners, and we have a lot
Speaker 3: of ogs that may have forgotten these moments. So this
Speaker 3: is what these little mini episodes are, right, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 5: Going to be five of them, and like I said,
Speaker 5: this is the second and this week's theme is impressions.
Speaker 5: Apparently we've done quite a few over the years we've
Speaker 5: dug through the archives. This is not just a season
Speaker 5: four Best Bits series. Firstly, let's kick it off. Do
Speaker 5: you remember in episode seventy seven when we put my
Speaker 5: Ida butt Tros impression to good youth?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is when we print called the
Speaker 3: new host of the project, Is it right?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right, Sarah Harris. She's now hosting the project
Speaker 5: ads of this year. At the time, she was on
Speaker 5: Studio ten and she was Ida butt Tros as former colleague.
Speaker 6: I'd had left at the time, but.
Speaker 5: I decided, as it give Sarah a phone call and
Speaker 5: wish her happy birthday and see if she would realize
Speaker 5: that it's not really iter.
Speaker 9: Hello Sarah speaking, how.
Speaker 6: Do you do?
Speaker 3: Sarah?
Speaker 6: Th a Butcher calling?
Speaker 9: Oh you lovely, I'm.
Speaker 6: Well, I believe that I have a belated birthday. Wish
Speaker 6: happy fortieth.
Speaker 9: Oh thank you Darling. Thank you. Yeah, it was a
Speaker 9: bit strange in Lockdown, but they made a big dealer
Speaker 9: Meybius on the show, which was kind how wonderful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been meaning to phone sooner, but you know,
Speaker 5: busy running the apth and whatnot. Yes, I hope you
Speaker 5: have a fabulous birthday. I did see that they treated
Speaker 5: you well on the show. Have you been having zoom
Speaker 5: called with loved ones and stuff?
Speaker 6: It must be lonely?
Speaker 9: Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on?
Speaker 8: This is a nighter is it?
Speaker 6: Oh shit, she's on to me Mitch. Sarah, Hi, Sarah,
Speaker 6: it's Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 10: I would never say that's oh my god, that's exactly
Speaker 10: what I thought, trying to be eloquent, like fuck.
Speaker 3: My god, you're so good.
Speaker 6: Well, thank you very much, you're really really is this?
Speaker 5: It's Mitch Combe's doing the item impression right now.
Speaker 3: I don't do an iter. I just do a good bow. Ryan.
Speaker 9: I was just giving you by Ryan.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, and then come on, how are ye?
Speaker 3: Let me tell you the Crinella is California. It's a
Speaker 3: new California. It's a place to live. It's great for families,
Speaker 3: it's awesome.
Speaker 6: It's awesome, amazing. Hey, Sarah, you're like me.
Speaker 5: You had to have your frigging birthday during COVID lockdown.
Speaker 9: I know, I know, but you know what, Like I
Speaker 9: don't really get out much anyway, so it's kind of
Speaker 9: like my regular life. Yeah, and I got to have
Speaker 9: I got to have this fun show with a fun
Speaker 9: day on the show, and then I got to be
Speaker 9: with my boys, which was just the best ever. So
Speaker 9: and I've been eating birthday cake for dinner very night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the best part of happy birthday.
Speaker 9: I believe you got me. You know, when it started
Speaker 9: to come undone, when you would have to be busy, she.
Speaker 11: Wouldn't say that.
Speaker 6: She wouldn't say what.
Speaker 9: She wouldn't say, Well, did you wing the ABC darling?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if she needs to.
Speaker 9: Know, because you know, she does not explain her own
Speaker 9: self to anyone.
Speaker 11: I cannot believe how good you are.
Speaker 6: I mean, does she actually greet you by saying, oh,
Speaker 6: how do you do Sarah?
Speaker 7: She does?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I just made that up. That's great.
Speaker 3: Waitt, do some more? Do some more?
Speaker 6: Do you know what I was going to do? I
Speaker 6: was going to say, hello, Sarah, it's me. I had
Speaker 6: about shows AO. If I had a fucking AO, i'd
Speaker 6: be introducing myself that way.
Speaker 9: Or is it o ay, you're an AO adults only
Speaker 9: that that's me?
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm an OA. Fuck I'm long gone. No a
Speaker 6: chance of getting that.
Speaker 9: It's like I worked with her for I think five
Speaker 9: years she's on the show, and it's like working.
Speaker 11: To the Queen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so poised, so elegant, she is whip smart and
Speaker 9: just across everything. She's got a heart of gold.
Speaker 6: Ida buttro she does seem sweet, she's so Yeah. Can
Speaker 6: you be a good word so we can get her
Speaker 6: on this podcast?
Speaker 9: Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll try.
Speaker 9: I mean, she's busy running the ABC and all.
Speaker 5: You know, I actually feel like Ida Butto's is one
Speaker 5: of those people that I never want to meet because
Speaker 5: I just want to have this vision of her in
Speaker 5: my mind as being excellent and I don't want her
Speaker 5: to ever like hate me.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Actually i'd have to be the kind of the cheeky
Speaker 9: devil's advocate there would go so lighter. You know, have
Speaker 9: you ever started, you know, in a busy room and
Speaker 9: you know she's like please Sarah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's very polite, isn't she? Mitch? Did I ever
Speaker 6: tell you this story? I got Sarah.
Speaker 5: I got Sarah to record a voice memo reading out
Speaker 5: the not My Cup of Tea reviews that we got
Speaker 5: and it was kind. She was doing like a news
Speaker 5: reader voice, like good morning, funny as fuck ye pair,
Speaker 5: And she just did it on her phone in the
Speaker 5: dressing room and then.
Speaker 6: It was like must you thwear like that? Therah actually
Speaker 6: overheard it was non impressive.
Speaker 11: Was this bogan from Queensland?
Speaker 3: Well she actually gets it?
Speaker 2: Like do you remember I had to do a segment
Speaker 2: when I first started at the radio station. Kyle and
Speaker 2: Jackie O were like, you want to be here a kiss,
Speaker 2: get a celebrity on the.
Speaker 3: Phone in twenty four hours, and that was a challenge.
Speaker 3: It was a challenge they set to me. And I
Speaker 3: got Ida Buttros on her home phone with jew which
Speaker 3: is the most iter thing ever to bring a zero
Speaker 3: zero to nine number. And they got her on the
Speaker 3: air and they said, oh, you don't even know Mitch.
Speaker 3: This is just you got this through a contact, and
Speaker 3: she went, no, I know, Mitch. I've been I've known
Speaker 3: him for years. In fact, he was my mentor. He's
Speaker 3: been to my house.
Speaker 12: I had it.
Speaker 3: She made it up on the spot, but just to
Speaker 3: make me look good, she improvised, and a queen a queen.
Speaker 9: Do you know why she would have done that? She
Speaker 9: would have gone, I like his hustles. I'm going to
Speaker 9: back here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what she likes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: And she would have seen a little bit of light a.
Speaker 4: Doing that.
Speaker 9: And because it takes some that's right. Thee I to
Speaker 9: Matros and say do you want to come on the radio?
Speaker 6: I'm all right, well we'll leave you to it. Sarah,
Speaker 6: thank you so much for answering the phone today. If
Speaker 6: you're a pleasure to speaking, love y'all. So yea is
Speaker 6: it just me?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 5: This next best bit, This one's a little bit more recent,
Speaker 5: episode one hundred and six and Cheery you're involved in
Speaker 5: this one. Yes, you teamed up with Carla from Bankstown,
Speaker 5: who was our guest that week.
Speaker 3: Yep, she was on Celebrity Apprentice, we had her on.
Speaker 3: She's a good friend of ours, but you know she
Speaker 3: skyrocketed to fame. Twenty twenty two was a good year
Speaker 3: for Carla and it was also at the height of
Speaker 3: the election. Albo and scoma. Yeah, we did. I was scomo.
Speaker 3: I believe this was my impression. And Carla was Carla.
Speaker 5: And of course Carla is well known for those videos
Speaker 5: where she pretends to be the state premier is pr
Speaker 5: what is it assistant?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, a receptionist, isn't their receptionist?
Speaker 6: Yes, and so that's what this was. You were scomo.
Speaker 5: Carla was the receptionist telling him, sorry, mate, you lost
Speaker 5: the election?
Speaker 3: Yes? Sorry, here it is.
Speaker 2: Ring ring, ring ring, Jenny, Jenny, where's the phe ring ring?
Speaker 2: That's the Bible ring.
Speaker 12: That's the Bible ring ring.
Speaker 2: Don't put it down softly, so ring ring? Hello, Oh Carla,
Speaker 2: how are you?
Speaker 12: What's going on?
Speaker 2: But I'm good, Thank you, Calor listen but I've got
Speaker 2: some bad news. I don't know why I'm holding the
Speaker 2: far Yes, sorry, so listen, but I've got Jenny, how's
Speaker 2: the gurry?
Speaker 3: Stir it?
Speaker 12: Can you listen to me?
Speaker 3: Bros? You never listened to me broke election night. We're
Speaker 3: just watching the results.
Speaker 12: I know I've got the best news in the whole
Speaker 12: wide world to.
Speaker 3: Share with you. Oh my god, you stop the votes again,
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ by.
Speaker 12: No, who do you think you are? No, I'm the
Speaker 12: best Jesus Christ is here.
Speaker 3: Oh Jenny, It's happened finally.
Speaker 12: So I just wanted to let you know that you
Speaker 12: did not win the election. So hold on.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that can't be possible.
Speaker 12: I'm being dead set serious bray.
Speaker 2: No, no, but we had the Christian vote. No, sorry,
Speaker 2: stop the votes no one. But I've told you this
Speaker 2: so many times.
Speaker 3: Stop. Nobody likes you. We stopped the gaze.
Speaker 12: You didn't.
Speaker 3: We've got protesting. I completely fumbled the vas roll out exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm making young people dip into their sees, completely inflate
Speaker 3: the market exactly, and have them no money to retire
Speaker 3: from when they hit sixties. How can I possibly have
Speaker 3: lost the election?
Speaker 12: It's because you didn't let your wife peg you.
Speaker 3: I think that's why. But she did you recommendation. I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry. You're gonna have to find another job.
Speaker 3: Break No, I've got a good in at Hillsong. I
Speaker 3: think I'll be fine.
Speaker 12: So how did Jenny political?
Speaker 3: You should be like?
Speaker 5: I've been looking into some openingsitment loss.
Speaker 12: If you are looking for a job, they're looking for
Speaker 12: a trolley person at Kohle's at Warringa Mall.
Speaker 3: That's beneath me.
Speaker 12: It's not really. They're looking for a bathroom attendant at
Speaker 12: the Four Seasons hotel in the city.
Speaker 3: Carl And no, I can't pass. I stopped the boats.
Speaker 12: I won't be listen with your expertise in fucking shit up.
Speaker 12: That's the best you're gonna get. Sorry. Actually, I do
Speaker 12: have one more here, something that's like very very up
Speaker 12: your alley.
Speaker 3: Oh great, it's perfect, religiou.
Speaker 12: The McDonald's at Engerdine needs a cleaner for the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I told you that didn't happen. It did it? Did
Speaker 3: it didn't.
Speaker 12: I've got the CCTV footage roud I dropped a dirty chie.
Speaker 3: And it got on my pleats and everyone thought that
Speaker 3: I pooed myself, but I didn't.
Speaker 12: I was an invented back then. Way laying for you
Speaker 12: got me car.
Speaker 3: And scene.
Speaker 12: Wow, I'm very political.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I hate it. I didn't realize. Honestly, guys, Scott
Speaker 3: Morrison is an awful He's actually an awful person. Policy aside,
Speaker 3: that man is for someone who claims to be such
Speaker 3: a religious nut, who doesn't claim to be a nut.
Speaker 3: But he just I hate him. I hate him so much.
Speaker 12: He always has this fucking smirk on Hi. It's always like, yeah,
Speaker 12: I'm better than you.
Speaker 3: No, you're not.
Speaker 12: You suck.
Speaker 3: The moment, the moment the nation should have turned on
Speaker 3: that man is when we had the horrific bushfires ever had.
Speaker 3: He went down the South coast and he forced people
Speaker 3: into any shape with him RMS firefighters.
Speaker 12: He grabbed their wrists.
Speaker 3: Were they even win soot and shook and made it
Speaker 3: for a press voter.
Speaker 5: But it's not that I thought that everyone did turn
Speaker 5: on him at that point, which is why I was
Speaker 5: so surprised, Because around this election time, I thought it
Speaker 5: would be more obvious that yeah, no, there's no way
Speaker 5: he's getting in.
Speaker 6: But I'm like, oh, it actually seems kind of fifty
Speaker 6: to fifty. I really thought more people would have turned
Speaker 6: against it.
Speaker 3: I was reading a great article that apparently, in times
Speaker 3: of like global stress and we've got the war in
Speaker 3: Ukraine and then COVID, it's and the general public vote
Speaker 3: towards safety someone they know, so I would vote towards
Speaker 3: going because they don't want change.
Speaker 2: It's already another another thing to add on to the
Speaker 2: stress exactly. But no, he's fumbled the last four years.
Speaker 12: Did you see Tracy Grimshaw roasting last night. No, it
Speaker 12: was she posted. There was a video on Instagram I
Speaker 12: saw of her literally listing. She's like, so you said
Speaker 12: that you are of the people and you've helped everybody,
Speaker 12: but you did this, and she literally listed like she
Speaker 12: had the received fact, she had the receipts. And then
Speaker 12: his response was, well, that's a very long list of allegations,
Speaker 12: isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he does like to say that.
Speaker 5: He goes, that's a very serious allegation, without saying whether
Speaker 5: it's true or not.
Speaker 6: She said that serious.
Speaker 12: Literally, you went to fucking Hawaii, bro, you went to
Speaker 12: go see Mouana while the country was burning down.
Speaker 3: Brook Also, I'm sorry, but I'm queer and you vote
Speaker 3: for Scott Morrison. Screw your fucking head in that man
Speaker 3: of staying from the same sex marriage pro side, there
Speaker 3: were only three people in Australia who have stayed. It
Speaker 3: was him, that was Tony Abbott, was Bob Ganner maybe idiot,
Speaker 3: I know. And he's our prime minister and how can
Speaker 3: we feel safe, Like what's happening in America. They're repealing v. Wade,
Speaker 3: which is abortion rights. Same sex marriage will be next,
Speaker 3: and then in five years we just copy the trends
Speaker 3: of America. It'll happen here if we have a conservative government.
Speaker 3: I is coma.
Speaker 6: Better bloody not Carli, you're getting easy.
Speaker 12: I feel like I've had so many people say Carlor
Speaker 12: you should run for prime minister.
Speaker 3: They said that the other day.
Speaker 12: Know about politics. Fucking hate politics. That's why I just
Speaker 12: make sit up.
Speaker 3: That's why Mama, Mama be goues, you should have been
Speaker 3: a politics because that you know there's Scumo voter. Scomo
Speaker 3: is from my electorate, so that is also the DC
Speaker 3: that hate coach. I debated him when I was in
Speaker 3: high school, face to face our school captain, and he
Speaker 3: was a local member. Remember for what's the member when
Speaker 3: for the boats? He's kind of he stopped the boats
Speaker 3: transport or immigration immigration, And he came to my school
Speaker 3: and we debated and he just shut me down.
Speaker 2: He like negged me and went, I think that's wrong.
Speaker 2: So I have a personal vendittor against him. But all
Speaker 2: my parents vote for scarh.
Speaker 6: You told your parents not to vote for him.
Speaker 3: Mom, I have told him that I begged them not
Speaker 3: to vote for him. I'd rather you not vote than
Speaker 3: vote for Scott, And Mum goes, you should be a politician,
Speaker 3: Mitchell lays are out. She shuts it down anyway. Sorry,
Speaker 3: that's my rant done for the time.
Speaker 12: Now, you're right, see your fucking later.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to be your imagine two daughters.
Speaker 12: Don't let the door hit you on the fucking way out?
Speaker 3: Amen? Bye? Is it just me the rude shocks of
Speaker 3: young adults? Food?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: This next one, we're going all the way back to
Speaker 5: episode fifty eight. This is when you were doing an
Speaker 5: impression of Jena the mother hen of TikTok.
Speaker 6: You know how she does say it's checking in videos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she tell you what she loves, A kilo
Speaker 3: of cheese and bacon in every recipe. She's like, you
Speaker 3: need four grams of bacon. I'm like, you're making an
Speaker 3: English breakfast tea bait. But okay, sure go for it.
Speaker 6: She's either teaching you how to cook or just checking
Speaker 6: on your mental health.
Speaker 5: She's absolutely goodcous I'm hoping we get her on again
Speaker 5: in the new year.
Speaker 3: Yes, So we had her on and I thought I
Speaker 3: do my take at her famous checking in TikTok video,
Speaker 3: which if you haven't heard it, she sits there and
Speaker 3: she talks to the camera. It's like a point of
Speaker 3: view video, and she addresses you listening to the TikTok?
Speaker 3: So what This is actually one of her famous checking
Speaker 3: in videos.
Speaker 7: Oh sweet, huh?
Speaker 3: Doing awake?
Speaker 7: Can't sway? I just made a cup of tea?
Speaker 12: Would you like one?
Speaker 3: I'll see what. It doesn't matter whether you do or don't.
Speaker 13: How about I'll make you one and then I'll set
Speaker 13: it over here, and if you want it, you can
Speaker 13: have it. This one's at camam mole one's you don't
Speaker 13: need any milk with it.
Speaker 12: Okay, you get done.
Speaker 7: I'll set it just here for you, so listen. If
Speaker 7: you want to talk about it, I can listen. Or
Speaker 7: if you don't want to talk about it, we can
Speaker 7: just hit here together. So how about only you decide
Speaker 7: what you'd like to do? Just know whatever it is.
Speaker 7: But I love you very much and you're so special.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there we go. Aren't they just gorgeous?
Speaker 5: So you did your own impression of her in episode
Speaker 5: fifty eight, and then she came on the podcast in
Speaker 5: episode sixty one and we played her your impression to
Speaker 5: see what she thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I will add I was in full gen
Speaker 3: a signature rainbow eyeshadow. That's another point that you just
Speaker 3: picture that me in rainbow eyeshadow. I believe this is
Speaker 3: on our couple of minches TikTok. If you want to go,
Speaker 3: have a scroll back and look. But this is me
Speaker 3: as Jenna checking in.
Speaker 5: I actually, a few weeks ago, got mitched to attempt
Speaker 5: his own checking in video in TikTok school.
Speaker 6: Would you like to hear how he did?
Speaker 3: I would love to.
Speaker 6: I want you to rate how trying to emulate your
Speaker 6: famous video?
Speaker 3: Okay, here it is rolling.
Speaker 2: Oh my Daylan, I'm just pulverizing the chicken for tea. Yeah,
Speaker 2: chicken kiebs again. I know you checked last time on
Speaker 2: that bone, so I won't. I won't give you the
Speaker 2: thigh this time. I see your nose. They're still bleeding.
Speaker 2: It's been twenty four hours. Now, hand you shoul get
Speaker 2: that quarter used.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can talk to.
Speaker 8: You about anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't you tell me? Moly is.
Speaker 8: You are funny? You are a little comedian.
Speaker 2: All right, you scurry off? Hey you want some I
Speaker 2: want some chicken to take home to the orphanage. Take
Speaker 2: it all right, babes.
Speaker 3: Great to see you, Tah, that was me polarizing the
Speaker 3: chicken Keia, I.
Speaker 6: Gotta say a lot less comforting than your video is. Jennifer,
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 3: It's the chicken bone for me.
Speaker 6: I can't. So what did you think? Did he nail
Speaker 6: it or no? Dolls?
Speaker 13: It was?
Speaker 6: It was beautiful, like there was a lot of care.
Speaker 3: You know, you were taking like, like I said.
Speaker 13: The chicken bone, you were You're being cautious because particularly
Speaker 13: after the accident you joked on the.
Speaker 3: Thigh the nosebleed. The nosebley's been twenty four hours.
Speaker 13: Yeah, look, we definitely need to get good advice. Yeah,
Speaker 13: you've definitely passed on good advice. But I think I
Speaker 13: can probably give his few tips.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we've got the new red Rooster crunchy fried Chicken.
Speaker 2: It is available mat.
Speaker 3: You can order it.
Speaker 5: Have you tasted this before, Jennifer, the new crunchy fried Chicken.
Speaker 13: I haven't. Can I just say it is amazing? So
Speaker 13: I'm definitely happy to take some more of this.
Speaker 5: In your checking in videos, obviously there's usually a cup
Speaker 5: of tea involved, all some food, So today the red
Speaker 5: Rooster is going to be what you're feasting on. Sure,
Speaker 5: I suppose you shouldn't really talk with your mouth full.
Speaker 6: Should you how do you do it? Do you do
Speaker 6: it before.
Speaker 3: You while you're eating, just taking a bite? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe just like just pick at it while I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe you have a bite and then there'll be
Speaker 5: like a bite out of the chicken, so everyone knows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, should we should? We should look into one
Speaker 2: of the studio cameras.
Speaker 6: Or I've got a little type great film.
Speaker 3: Go go go on her phone.
Speaker 6: All right, this is so excited in the flesh checking
Speaker 6: in video.
Speaker 3: This is so hot, and I might film this point
Speaker 3: of view? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 6: Want to buy it on?
Speaker 5: Or no?
Speaker 6: Is it fine?
Speaker 3: Sure? Darling? I always need even more. Do you know
Speaker 3: that I've never actually filmed.
Speaker 6: One of these in front of anyone before.
Speaker 3: Don't worry. We've just been idiots in front of you
Speaker 3: for the last forty minutes, so don't worry. Do they take?
Speaker 5: Do you need more than one take? Or do you
Speaker 5: do it nail it the first time?
Speaker 13: It depends? It depends. Sometimes I've taken a few other
Speaker 13: times I'm like.
Speaker 3: You know what, that's actually kind Okay, Well we're not live,
Speaker 3: we're not live on the cloud, so hey, the magic
Speaker 3: of podcasting, Oh, yeah, you'll get it your first go regardless.
Speaker 6: I just put the beauty light on.
Speaker 3: So should I record this way and have my reaction
Speaker 3: as if it's live?
Speaker 6: Do whatever you blood want to music.
Speaker 13: I would love for you to give me a bit
Speaker 13: of a bit of a topic to work with.
Speaker 6: Like, Okay, what are you usually doing them?
Speaker 13: Well, it depends. Sometimes I'll be inspired by something someone
Speaker 13: said or commented and then I might use that.
Speaker 6: So there's usually like a little nugget of wisdom in there.
Speaker 5: I remember one that was beautiful was like, now, don't
Speaker 5: make yourself broke trying to buy Christmas presents for other people.
Speaker 6: Just be present and.
Speaker 5: Love, give love this year. And I'm like, that's lovely.
Speaker 5: There's always this little nugget of wisdom at the end.
Speaker 14: What about like I don't feel comfortable eating one because
Speaker 14: I think I'm too fat, but I'm actually oh, and you.
Speaker 2: Can say, maybe you eat what you want. You know,
Speaker 2: look at me, I'm eating fried chickens.
Speaker 3: I really want one, but I shouldn't, you know what
Speaker 3: I put this in the lunch box for like.
Speaker 6: That our micseff Yeah, i'd say so.
Speaker 4: Action.
Speaker 13: Hello, Dylan, have you had something to eat today? I've
Speaker 13: got some red rooster here.
Speaker 3: Have you tried that? Have you had that before?
Speaker 13: I know, sometimes we try to be careful for for eating,
Speaker 13: because fried foods and things like that, and particularly like
Speaker 13: I've had, you know, I've had the gashtak sleeve.
Speaker 3: I try to eat too much of this stuff.
Speaker 13: But you need to know that it's okay to treat yourself.
Speaker 13: For everybody on there, so we'd healthy most of time,
Speaker 13: but let's treat ourselves. So I'm going to have some
Speaker 13: of this one. So tell me what have you been
Speaker 13: up to this weekend? Did you find some me time? Yeah,
Speaker 13: that's good. Well if you haven't, you've still got time.
Speaker 13: You've still got time to do something. So I want
Speaker 13: you to remember it's going to be a new week.
Speaker 13: Make sure you find something to center yourself so that
Speaker 13: you can start your Monday on.
Speaker 3: The right note.
Speaker 13: Okay, make sure a good night's sleep.
Speaker 3: I love you. Oh my god, that was loved in
Speaker 3: the house. I love that. And I'm sitting right behind
Speaker 3: the ring light, so I felt like that was all directed.
Speaker 6: So are you actually going to post that to TikTok?
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone, Jenny, go fight it on TikTok. Four ns,
Speaker 6: three eighths and two wives.
Speaker 2: J Jenet, No sorry, Jenna, jen It laughs like amongst
Speaker 2: the crunch a fried chicken, this.
Speaker 3: Chickens really, isn't it good? Its a sorry, but it's beautiful?
Speaker 3: Should I am? Should I do a checking in? Yeah,
Speaker 3: with the ebbs and the crunchy fried chicken.
Speaker 13: I just want to see your reaction once you try
Speaker 13: to ebbs and see if you like it or not?
Speaker 6: Alright, have you decided what you're gonna say?
Speaker 13: It?
Speaker 6: Just making it up perfect?
Speaker 3: Never read anything? How do you normally start them? Jen
Speaker 3: It with a.
Speaker 13: Greeting him does okay?
Speaker 6: That's sweet heart?
Speaker 2: Ah, Hi dares How are you babes? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Joe help him mar help him up on the counter.
Speaker 3: You can't walk after the track. Yeah you saw.
Speaker 2: It, Joe, Oh baby high. I'm just having some redoruster
Speaker 2: crunchy fried chicken.
Speaker 3: It's left over. It holds really well. Unlike you on
Speaker 3: the back of that truck. You're really let go. You
Speaker 3: just sit there and I need to talk. I know
Speaker 3: it's hard after after the fire. I've got my ebbs here,
Speaker 3: my world famous ebbs.
Speaker 2: Everything but bagel seasoning. You want to sprinkle on this
Speaker 2: chick chick. Yeah, I think it'll give a good crunch,
Speaker 2: don't you, baby? Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, does that trigger from the gunfight in Afghanistan?
Speaker 2: Don't mean to a darling. Let me give it a try.
Speaker 2: Mm all those ebbs, Oh that's delicious.
Speaker 3: Have a bite.
Speaker 2: No, no, no pressure, I'm not hurting. I'm gonna leave it
Speaker 2: there for you to try when you want. Now, there
Speaker 2: are poppy seeds in there, and I know you have
Speaker 2: a severe enophyl axis, so maybe pick them out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: about three thousand in every circuit. You got plenty of time.
Speaker 2: Not much else you can really do, is there. I
Speaker 2: want you to know that you're all welcome here, no
Speaker 2: matter what. All right, I want to go do a
Speaker 2: shit basing insane my god, But we can't post that
Speaker 2: on you.
Speaker 13: Why not?
Speaker 3: That's hog.
Speaker 13: But also I feel like instagram worthy not TikTok.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can tell that he's not.
Speaker 5: He's not really an influencer because you've got to keep
Speaker 5: TikTok th under a minute, Dylan, you're back. You're rambled
Speaker 5: on too long.
Speaker 3: I'm TikToker eating.
Speaker 6: People hate it when you eat on the podcast shoots
Speaker 6: my show, not yours?
Speaker 1: Is it just mean podcast by a couple of midches?
Speaker 3: All right, this next one is god one of our
Speaker 3: more controversial impressions. I first of all want to say
Speaker 3: that I don't think we're known for our impressions, but
Speaker 3: clearly we do quite a few of them. And this
Speaker 3: one was inspired by the Bros Boisey podcasts of TikTok
Speaker 3: and of the world that emerged in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 6: They're called Alpha podcast I believe you know.
Speaker 5: They're problematic straight men that just spew their futrid opinions.
Speaker 5: We did an impression of that sort of podcasts, and people,
Speaker 5: for some fucking reason actually thought we were too problematic
Speaker 5: straight man.
Speaker 2: I know, I think it's a compliment to our ability
Speaker 2: that they believe that you and I.
Speaker 6: I think you tonight to may.
Speaker 3: What's the You're in a hot tink t shirt with
Speaker 3: two buttons done up. I've got four inches of cloth
Speaker 3: on my head and they're like these two straight boys.
Speaker 3: It's like, we really are not. But it riled up
Speaker 3: the internet. And this is Coomb's and I as an
Speaker 3: Alpha podcast.
Speaker 6: The one that almost got is canceled.
Speaker 3: Yeah, episode one oh five. This is from could have
Speaker 3: been our last, but it'll tank. God, it wasn't enjoyed, right,
Speaker 3: So TikTok school.
Speaker 6: As you know, we like to thrip off other people's ideas.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I'll be scrolling and I think, oh, Cheery will
Speaker 5: nail that.
Speaker 6: I'm going to bring that up on the show. Get
Speaker 6: his hot take.
Speaker 3: And for those at home, you can't see this because
Speaker 3: it's a podcast. Jenna is in a slutty teachers outfit
Speaker 3: every time we do it, and it's hot. It's hot.
Speaker 6: But today we're doing a bit of a social experiment,
Speaker 6: aren't we.
Speaker 3: Yes, we are. We wanted to put it out into
Speaker 3: the world and change the podcast up a little bit.
Speaker 5: Because you know those tiktoks that you always see of
Speaker 5: straight men who host podcasts.
Speaker 3: Mitchell had to just swallow his vomit there for a
Speaker 3: second because they are vile and they are rising in prominence,
Speaker 3: these boring straight men talking about women's issues.
Speaker 6: I know. It's like you just leave a couple of
Speaker 6: men alone with a microphone, no women in the room,
Speaker 6: although often there is one there said some little pick
Speaker 6: me goes the worst. It is laughing along and they'll
Speaker 6: say really uninformed, dumb.
Speaker 3: Shit 'sogynistic bullshit and there's no one to call them out.
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, but there is, like there's sort of method
Speaker 5: to the madness because those videos always blow up, don't they?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, And that's why I see them because
Speaker 3: then my algorithm has straight in it. No, it doesn't
Speaker 3: have any of the boy words in it, but it
Speaker 3: gets on my feet.
Speaker 6: It'd be because of podcast.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right.
Speaker 5: And also the amount of it is they always blow
Speaker 5: up because it stirs the pot whenever these straight men
Speaker 5: put these problematic things out in the world.
Speaker 3: The funny thing is it's essentially the anti version of us.
Speaker 3: It's the straight version of what we do.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not saying that we're the most intelligent podcasts,
Speaker 5: Like we're as dumb as they come.
Speaker 6: But we talk about a name ship too. But like,
Speaker 6: this is a certain way about these straight men delivering
Speaker 6: their podcast. So, like I've got an example.
Speaker 5: This is just the sort of things that you might
Speaker 5: hear on a straight man podcast.
Speaker 14: One thing I hated back on to restaurance is when
Speaker 14: they asked for a tip. I feel like in Australia
Speaker 14: we just don't do that right, So I was like, yeah,
Speaker 14: we just have the bill. They bring it over and
Speaker 14: they've got like the receipt printed down. They put it
Speaker 14: on the table and that will be back. And I
Speaker 14: was like, so you're just waiting for me to write
Speaker 14: a tip this thing down the bottom of a tip
Speaker 14: and I'm like, no, not happening.
Speaker 12: Never happened.
Speaker 14: The screen literally said would you like to tip? And
Speaker 14: it's like a yes or no, but in her hand no,
Speaker 14: not like such a piece of shit like she said
Speaker 14: about this, I was like, n note it for you.
Speaker 3: I can get Fuck, it's fun.
Speaker 6: What to be fair, they actually sound quite fun. I
Speaker 6: feel like I get along with them.
Speaker 3: What's the name of that show?
Speaker 5: But there's just something about the way they do this
Speaker 5: thing that my brother does right where they talk and
Speaker 5: it's like they don't open their mouth very wide so
Speaker 5: that I kind of sound like this, like they sound
Speaker 5: like you're mumbling a bit and you're like, fuck not
Speaker 5: two nion our fucker. Also just keep their lips really
Speaker 5: close together when they talk, and they laugh.
Speaker 2: So aggressive and really quickly, and then they immediately result
Speaker 2: to insults.
Speaker 6: Always I always have to insult somebody.
Speaker 3: And also I love that was the most basic observation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they I mean like I said, we can't talk.
Speaker 5: We're quiet, bloody basic when it comes to our observations too. However,
Speaker 5: this is the sort of problematic shit we're talking about
Speaker 5: that always blows up. Okay, so this is what we
Speaker 5: need to channel in our experiment.
Speaker 4: As a male, I could have eighteen thirty, forty to
Speaker 4: fifty women pregnant at the same time. As a female,
Speaker 4: you can only be pregnant by one man at a time.
Speaker 4: And further, it bella fits you as a woman to
Speaker 4: stick to that man, because the more you get pregnant,
Speaker 4: the more your value declines, stretch marks, losing the vaginal elasticity,
Speaker 4: and all of these meaningful things that attract men. So
Speaker 4: you are one who should stick with a man. So
Speaker 4: monogamy is very meaningful for women, whereas for a male
Speaker 4: who has a lot of resources, monogamy is not a necessity.
Speaker 6: Shut up, I feel sick. I feel fucking sick. ELSs
Speaker 6: Oh my god, God, I'm not an idiot.
Speaker 3: And the ding what do they need? The t.
Speaker 6: And so anyway, these always blow up, don't They always?
Speaker 3: Millions of us.
Speaker 6: So this is our experiments. So we're gonna pretend we're straight.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, okay, so we need to change quite a
Speaker 3: few things. What we're going to do is for those listening,
Speaker 3: you're in on the joke. This is a long game.
Speaker 3: We're going to do our impression of a straight man podcast.
Speaker 3: We're going to put it up on our podcast feed,
Speaker 3: which has quite a few thousand followers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it'll be on our TikTok.
Speaker 5: So idiots listening right now, you've got to go to
Speaker 5: the comments and be outraged as.
Speaker 6: Soon as you see the video.
Speaker 3: Don't be like this is hilarious. I'm in on the joke.
Speaker 3: We want people to see if they believe that we're
Speaker 3: a straight podcast.
Speaker 6: It's like, there's people like this in the world, and
Speaker 6: it's just sad that people think this work.
Speaker 3: Or amen brother with the praying emotion. Now, the problem
Speaker 3: is mitch our screens behind us. They're not straight. We
Speaker 3: need to fix them up.
Speaker 6: Oh do you reckon? They're a bit do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Something about the hot pink and the yellow. They're
Speaker 3: always in like a it's like a home office. It's
Speaker 3: never a good yea.
Speaker 5: Why does straight men just avoid studios like they're always
Speaker 5: just in their lound room?
Speaker 6: Can you find a really disgusting bedroom?
Speaker 3: Find us a share house? Lounge room with one half
Speaker 3: dead palm front in the back and they always have
Speaker 3: a cheap boom arm.
Speaker 6: Oh this is I reckon. I'm going to be the giveaway.
Speaker 6: I'm not going to sound straight at all, Like I
Speaker 6: can't say anything problematic that true.
Speaker 3: Isn't that ironic. I've got a high voice to near.
Speaker 6: But oh my god, oh my god, Sam, it just
Speaker 6: cuts the most disgusting blow up mattress on a carpet
Speaker 6: of bedroom with the boxes and no furniture.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and a used coffee mug on the ground.
Speaker 6: Oh that is foul. Okay, you nailed that.
Speaker 3: Actually, well he is a straight man. That's actually Sam's bedroom.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to say something really dumb and we're
Speaker 5: not don't go too far, just like really uninformed and stupid.
Speaker 5: And then I'll just be like your hype man, the
Speaker 5: just eggsy on Yes.
Speaker 2: Because there was one in that first one would just
Speaker 2: repeat the host was saying and then they laugh.
Speaker 5: Actually, Jenny, you're gonna have to be like I said,
Speaker 5: the pick me girl. It just never stands up for women.
Speaker 5: It just goes Yeah. Yeah, Sam, it's sound like a
Speaker 5: hat out there so I can look straight.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, you give me a minute. I'm I just
Speaker 6: put my hood on.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give myself a front fringe.
Speaker 6: Do I look straight? Otf I put my hood up?
Speaker 3: Is that better?
Speaker 6: You do? A? No?
Speaker 3: That's good, so you don't show you don't show your
Speaker 3: perfectly coconut oiled hair. Now, no, straight away? All right,
Speaker 3: this is my fringe because what a straight man do?
Speaker 3: They love to cover their receding hair like.
Speaker 6: I like to do that too. Shut up. That's why
Speaker 6: I've embraced the middle part.
Speaker 3: I'm going to button all the way up. Is that straight?
Speaker 6: Sam?
Speaker 5: Is there like a hoodie or something out there to
Speaker 5: make Mitch look more straight?
Speaker 6: He still looks gay to me.
Speaker 3: Now you need the full button up like a lad.
Speaker 5: Now you look like a bloody altar boy. So with
Speaker 5: theres no hat out there, Sam, I think he's found one.
Speaker 6: He's found a hat.
Speaker 3: He's found it.
Speaker 5: Like, yes, this will change everything. Yeah, you're gonna have
Speaker 5: to You're gonna have to loosen that thing for your
Speaker 5: big head.
Speaker 3: Anyone have an extended belt, should wear it front.
Speaker 6: Way or back back way, back way. It's definitely, Oh God,
Speaker 6: there we go. That's it.
Speaker 3: That's it. Have you guys, ever seen me with a
Speaker 3: hat on.
Speaker 5: It's never it's giving a bit humpty dumpty. Just quietly
Speaker 5: Mitch's bum bag on, Yeah, my bum bag. Sorry, that's
Speaker 5: my purse, I think you'll find.
Speaker 3: And that's the difference.
Speaker 6: Perfect, there we go. Holy shit, did you don't see
Speaker 6: your own reflection?
Speaker 3: I look heterosexual. I don't even know what. Let's just
Speaker 3: let's just roll.
Speaker 5: Okay, So this is us channeling a stupid, uninformed straight
Speaker 5: man podcast.
Speaker 3: And you just know that if this was real, it
Speaker 3: would be called couple of bitches.
Speaker 6: No, it'll be called like Lad's unfiltered or something, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and our logo would be a red back spider
Speaker 2: with our faces in the middle.
Speaker 5: But don't say anything too funked up. Just say something dumb.
Speaker 5: But like you say it with such conviction.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I've got a theory right that breast milk isn't.
Speaker 5: Real, Mitchell, lower the tone sound like breath milk even
Speaker 5: real to animated, But it's not because in.
Speaker 6: Realgon Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, but here's the thing, but bro hm, we're
Speaker 2: not a lie about the periods.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Put your mind to it for a second to think
Speaker 2: about it, right, and I'll put this to the room.
Speaker 2: Chicks a lot to waffle on about their period I
Speaker 2: get every two weeks, I get every two weeks.
Speaker 6: That's fucking constant.
Speaker 13: Me.
Speaker 2: Where's the proof when you think about its true?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Get this right? Only periods?
Speaker 2: I know in my life high school, finishing home economic,
Speaker 2: you finish English, you finish mathematics. What about maybe when
Speaker 2: you're writing a sentence and you finish that.
Speaker 6: Thing you lost, man, the thing at the end of
Speaker 6: a sentence.
Speaker 3: That's a period.
Speaker 5: You're like, how are we supposed to know that you're
Speaker 5: actually telling the truth, Like you're a check. I've never
Speaker 5: actually seen a period eight, so you could be a
Speaker 5: conspiracy eight.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm so with you.
Speaker 2: And they lie like this, they get us, they try
Speaker 2: to get you.
Speaker 6: It's not even true man, And I've never.
Speaker 3: Seen anyone by periods.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 6: I think that was really profound from us. I think
Speaker 6: we made some points.
Speaker 2: The first one they just basically described how paying at
Speaker 2: a restaurant works, and they thought it was groundbreaking. So
Speaker 2: we need to do something really simple and think that
Speaker 2: it's groundbreaking. Hear me out, let's try.
Speaker 6: Oh are you actually doing it now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, how don't you have to give me warning. It
Speaker 6: takes the way for me to get any straight man character.
Speaker 3: Really, and that's why giving birth should cost money. But
Speaker 3: more on that later. Hey today, Petrol.
Speaker 2: They're all the same broney three ninety.
Speaker 3: Four, ninety six. It all goes on the same pit man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I reckon, it's not even any different. A you
Speaker 6: just put it in and like the cargoes, it doesn't
Speaker 6: even matter.
Speaker 2: I've got a friend, right Blake, Like, hey, okay, or
Speaker 2: you fucked out at the Christmas party twice in the night.
Speaker 6: Oh no, she doesn't let it talk about it.
Speaker 3: You know she fucked Blake. Yeah, she fucked Trevor and
Speaker 3: then she fucked Blake again.
Speaker 6: No, you gotta you gotta stop doing that.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 5: You gotta keep yourself pure. You got to dedicate yourself
Speaker 5: to the one man once you find him.
Speaker 2: But they think no one actually respects a woman Yep,
Speaker 2: that has kissed a man.
Speaker 3: Before they kiss you. Yeah.
Speaker 5: If the Libertis feel dirty, man, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: Like God, they feel dirty.
Speaker 6: But if I want to kis someone doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: But for girls, nah, no, no, it's true.
Speaker 6: True, Yes, even she agrees like women are just not
Speaker 6: speaking up. You know, like they all think this ship,
Speaker 6: but they're not brave enough to say it.
Speaker 2: You know what you think exactly, and that what you
Speaker 2: just said there is profound.
Speaker 6: Yeah, statically, where did we change names?
Speaker 5: I I feel disgusting ninety three? Okay, So if you
Speaker 5: see these videos on our TikTok, go be offended or
Speaker 5: agree with us and say equally stupid shit in.
Speaker 6: The comedy, it's like add another thing. Yeah, that ding
Speaker 6: is so annoying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so dark our ding is much more theatrical because
Speaker 5: we're mos.
Speaker 6: What a performance that tick is?
Speaker 3: You want to hear their incorrect buzzer doesn't exist because
Speaker 3: men can't be wrong in their eyes.
Speaker 6: You're sir, Amen's right, It's so fucking true. True, yeah,
Speaker 6: true preach.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Oh no?
Speaker 5: This next one, we're going to listen to our next
Speaker 5: favorite bit. This is from the iconic one hundredth episode,
Speaker 5: which I would like to let you all know is
Speaker 5: our most listened to episode ever.
Speaker 3: But random a pause for us. People love that episode.
Speaker 3: I think to be build up tension. I don't know
Speaker 3: why people like that so much.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a milestone episode. I reckon and in
Speaker 6: this episode jim Ember. I kind of did an impression
Speaker 6: of you, did you Yeah, because we were doing is
Speaker 6: it just me? Is out each other?
Speaker 5: Something we've noticed hate or appreciate about each other, And
Speaker 5: this is what I noticed about you. Do's Mitchell cheery
Speaker 5: like to man explain ship to international listeners. Sometimes it's
Speaker 5: just some things that you interrupt me. When I'm mid sentence.
Speaker 5: You'll be like, hang on, hang on, hang on. We
Speaker 5: should clarify for the international listeners. And sometimes it's necessary.
Speaker 5: You'll be like, oh, Koshi is like our Matt Lauer
Speaker 5: the morning breakfast. Yes, and sometimes the context is necessary,
Speaker 5: but sometimes it's condescending, it's need.
Speaker 6: It's like, oh no, the internationals, they wouldn't understand this.
Speaker 5: So we have these rectangular prisms, the sort of flat
Speaker 5: maybe the size of a welcome mat, and they're called
Speaker 5: pillows made of foam, and we use them for the sleeping.
Speaker 6: I don't know what you guys call them, but we
Speaker 6: call them pillow.
Speaker 3: I've never man's played a pillow.
Speaker 6: Sometimes that I might, they probably got it.
Speaker 3: They probably.
Speaker 2: I'm media trained because when you're working radio, they all
Speaker 2: they got to set up you got to set up
Speaker 2: new listeners because when you're listening to radio, you've got
Speaker 2: new listener every fifteen minutes, because again, when you listen
Speaker 2: to the raid, International radio is in terrestrial broadcaster.
Speaker 3: I admit it, I do, I do.
Speaker 5: And for the international listens, we have these like cylindrical
Speaker 5: bits of plastic and it's kind of like a penser,
Speaker 5: but there's ink. We call them pens. I don't know
Speaker 5: what you call them there, but yeah, we call them pens.
Speaker 3: I'm not that annoyed. We'll call me out on it
Speaker 3: next time. I'm sorry. Basically, what Mitchell Coombs is saying
Speaker 3: to our international audience, fuck you.
Speaker 5: I would never say such a screw. I just have
Speaker 5: more faith in them than you do that they know
Speaker 5: what we're on about.
Speaker 3: I don't want them to have to google. If we're
Speaker 3: talking about Kerry and Kennley, which we do every fucking week.
Speaker 5: How do you think that's one thing you've never been explained?
Speaker 5: How would you say for the internationals?
Speaker 3: And have you ever heard of the dinosaurs? That's all
Speaker 3: you need to know for the Internationals.
Speaker 5: You know, when you get out of the bath and
Speaker 5: you've been in there for ages and your hands go
Speaker 5: all wrinkly, Just picture that all over.
Speaker 6: An awful awful Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's her.
Speaker 3: That's her in a Camilla and Mark's dress.
Speaker 6: Camilla and Marks through the international listeners.
Speaker 3: It's Australia under cover designer brand.
Speaker 6: Something that soccer mum's were.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start listen. I am pre covid. I was
Speaker 3: in and out of this. It's not bad. I just
Speaker 3: wanted to make sure the audience that I've brought from
Speaker 3: LA is up to date. I'll cap that on the chin.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think it's a bad thing. It's something
Speaker 6: I noticed.
Speaker 3: Would you have something you hate and I can clear
Speaker 3: the air.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: Actually, I don't want to tell you something that I
Speaker 5: hate because you've actually stopped doing it and if I
Speaker 5: remind you, you might start doing it again.
Speaker 3: Oh what is it?
Speaker 6: Fucking the live tweets you stop doing.
Speaker 3: It's just gotten lazy.
Speaker 6: Don't bring them back.
Speaker 3: It's still right here, guys. It hasn't moved. It has moved.
Speaker 10: It's been there, the whole show, the helicopter, they're all there.
Speaker 10: I'm just lazy, you know. I got a DM the
Speaker 10: other day on Instagram. Can't remember a name, but this
Speaker 10: lovely lady. She goes hi Mitchell. I'm a trash bag.
Speaker 10: I love trash ally. I've just started listening to Is
Speaker 10: it just me? I'm really struggling with the fucking live
Speaker 10: tweet sound effect? And I said, hang in there, and
Speaker 10: I told.
Speaker 5: Her around episode seventy, I think he forgot yeah about
Speaker 5: that bit, so you start listening from there and she
Speaker 5: literally said thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I was like, I knew it.
Speaker 6: Someone else abound it. It's irritating of me the amount
Speaker 6: of messages I get of, Oh, we don't have time
Speaker 6: to get into that. Unfortunately, for the.
Speaker 3: Live traits, the number will astound you. In fact, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you straight after.
Speaker 6: This WSFM time Saber traffic.
Speaker 3: That's my favorite one.
Speaker 6: I knew I shouldn't have said it reminded you.
Speaker 3: They're back for one hundred and beyond, ladies.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: The rude shocks of young adults food.
Speaker 5: Now, this next little throwback, this is not so much
Speaker 5: an impression, but I did want to.
Speaker 6: I did want to.
Speaker 5: Listen back to this because this is kind of of
Speaker 5: the early days. If not, you know, the inauguration of
Speaker 5: your ninety year old Lady Alter Ego Dot Wiggins. Remember this,
Speaker 5: it was back in episode fifty. Do you remember how
Speaker 5: dot came to be?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I don't even remember the inception of
Speaker 6: Dot Wiggins. So the inception, that's the word I was
Speaker 6: looking for. Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no worries. What happened? How did she come about?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 6: Do you remember?
Speaker 5: This was back in my single days. It's kind of
Speaker 5: weird to listen back to this now. But I was
Speaker 5: bitching to you about the fact that I just kept
Speaker 5: having all these guys on Tinder leading me on GHO
Speaker 5: seeing me. I'd go on dates and they didn't have
Speaker 5: the decency to tell me I don't want to see
Speaker 5: you anymore. They would just randomly stop replying, and I
Speaker 5: was just getting really sick of going through that process.
Speaker 6: Thinking oh, do they like me or not?
Speaker 5: It was just driving me insane and being the gorgeous
Speaker 5: friends you are, you did what any good friend would do,
Speaker 5: and you prank called one of the guys that had
Speaker 5: ghosted me as Dot Wiggins, the RMS worker.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I remember this. Okay, so I don't
Speaker 3: remember this going well, but why don't we just why
Speaker 3: don't we play it? Because yeah, this is me as
Speaker 3: RMS worker. Very very first, Dot Wiggans prank call?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Two men need to stop being so flaky? Oh, I
Speaker 5: just I can't anymore. I've just had I've had a
Speaker 5: two weeks from hell where I've just had countless people
Speaker 5: lead me on and then just not be interested, which,
Speaker 5: by the way, is fine. I'm not desperate and dateless.
Speaker 5: I'm quite happy being single. It's more just the inconvenience. Yes,
Speaker 5: I hate being I hate having my time wasted. The
Speaker 5: ones I actually go on, the dates with always a
Speaker 5: good time.
Speaker 6: I always, I always have a good time.
Speaker 5: But it's more the ones where you chat and then
Speaker 5: you exchange numbers, maybe you exchange social media, and then
Speaker 5: it gets to the point where you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: maybe we should go on a date, we should go
Speaker 5: for a drink sometime. And not to toot my own tit,
Speaker 5: but they're often the one suggesting it to me.
Speaker 6: Yes, And I don't know about.
Speaker 5: You, but if someone suggests to you, hey, let's go
Speaker 5: on a date, is that not their cue to organize it?
Speaker 3: Yes? And this can be tricky, but if the person
Speaker 3: that instigates it is normally the one that should be
Speaker 3: following up on these things.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's true and I'm not going to
Speaker 5: beg and be like, so whatever happened.
Speaker 6: To that date, like are we going or not?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I just I've had so many suggestions and I've been like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 5: let's do it, and then we can keep chatting for
Speaker 5: days after and then nothing eventuates, and I'm just like,
Speaker 5: it's so frustrating. Don't ask me in the first time
Speaker 5: if you didn't actually want to.
Speaker 3: Is this a new thing or is it a COVID thing?
Speaker 3: You've had this? This has been irking you for years.
Speaker 5: This has been a thing for years, but it's only
Speaker 5: been boiling my blood recently because basically January to August,
Speaker 5: maybe even September, I was just not dating at all,
Speaker 5: Like I was just not interested. But now that things
Speaker 5: are returning to normal, it's let's tround upon to socialize.
Speaker 6: I'm back on the dating.
Speaker 5: Scene and I'm loving it, but I'm also reminded at
Speaker 5: how frustrating it is. There's been a few One guy
Speaker 5: messaged me on a Sunday yes and goes, hey, I'd
Speaker 5: like to make you dinner next week, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: that'd be great.
Speaker 3: That's a Roman thing to say, as well'd be excited.
Speaker 6: No one's ever offered me that before. It sounded and
Speaker 6: we've been chatting for a bit.
Speaker 5: It wasn't out of the blue, but I was like, sure,
Speaker 5: let's do it, And then messaged him on Friday and
Speaker 5: said so, like are we still doing this?
Speaker 6: And he goes, sorry, I've got a boyfriend now. I
Speaker 6: was like, it's been three days. How did that happen?
Speaker 6: That's rare, Like congratulations.
Speaker 3: I'm now married. I'm so sorry my child's being born. Yes,
Speaker 3: oh that's the worst.
Speaker 6: And then there was another one that was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 6: let's go on a date, super keen.
Speaker 5: He was the one, you know, pursuing me. And then
Speaker 5: it was like, oh sorry, we agreed to go that day,
Speaker 5: but I can't do I'm working. Then oh sorry, I've
Speaker 5: got a family thing. Then oh sorry, I've got this,
Speaker 5: And I'm like, if you're not actually interested, you can
Speaker 5: just stop postponing. It's all together canceled, and he didn't reply.
Speaker 6: I was just like.
Speaker 5: Why even bother Like I've I feel like unless I
Speaker 5: actually feel something or mean something, I just don't say it.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm not going to tell someone I want to
Speaker 6: go on a date with them if I don't.
Speaker 3: And also not something that you're looking forward to all week,
Speaker 3: I've got that dinner with me.
Speaker 5: It's not like that I don't look forward to it,
Speaker 5: But it's more like I don't necessarily make plans with
Speaker 5: my friends because I'm oh, I'm pretty sure I meant
Speaker 5: to be seeing someone that day, and then.
Speaker 3: Chip away you when this happens.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't say it chips away at me, because, like
Speaker 5: I said, I am quite happy being single.
Speaker 6: It's just annoying. It's like, why bother suggesting it if
Speaker 6: you're not going to follow through?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I agree, I'm pissed off for you.
Speaker 6: It's just so annoying.
Speaker 3: Would it make you feel better if I print called
Speaker 3: one of them?
Speaker 6: How would that make you?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I not think of anything that I
Speaker 3: can do.
Speaker 6: I don't think that would help me.
Speaker 3: What we shouldn't do that?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 3: I will pretend that. I'll pretend that I think it's
Speaker 3: my grandson and I've got the number wrong.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, so you're not actually going to tie it
Speaker 6: back to me or no, no, you'll be there'll be
Speaker 6: no Why that's fine. I thought you were be like
Speaker 6: my grandson Mitchell with pleasure, with pleasure, I couldn't care less.
Speaker 6: If they die, you can fuck with them as much
Speaker 6: as your life.
Speaker 12: Send me the number.
Speaker 3: I don't what can I do? I could probably just
Speaker 3: say which one do I hate? Send me the one
Speaker 3: that had a fuck has got a boyfriend now?
Speaker 6: No, I just message him on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Oh that one gaze? Move on?
Speaker 6: Oh god, there's one here who I fox me off
Speaker 6: when they do this.
Speaker 5: They suggest that you go on a date, they don't
Speaker 5: make it happen, they don't follow through, they don't plan anything,
Speaker 5: and then you just kind of don't speak for ages.
Speaker 6: And then the next time they see you they hit
Speaker 6: you with the why have we gone on that date yet?
Speaker 6: And I'm like, because you didn't fucking organize it. I
Speaker 6: hate it when they put it back on you.
Speaker 3: That's like when you go to a restaurant, you order
Speaker 3: your food and the waitress goes, I'll be right with you,
Speaker 3: and then ten minutes haven't you guys ordered yet? It's like,
Speaker 3: that's your job, that's your job to make sure we order.
Speaker 6: That's exactly what it is. Let me find another one.
Speaker 6: I don't want to call him.
Speaker 3: How do you of these people's number? You develop from
Speaker 3: Tinder to message?
Speaker 5: It depends sometimes we go to Instagram. Sometimes we go
Speaker 5: to number Okay, so yeah, this one you can go
Speaker 5: this guy.
Speaker 3: Jamie is that to you? Okay? What can I do
Speaker 3: to freak him out a little bit?
Speaker 6: I want you to freak him out.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe we shouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: I'm I did my manage a dottal with Wiggins calling
Speaker 2: from the r t A. How are you today?
Speaker 11: The r t A is Rose Traffic or Okay, I'm well, goody.
Speaker 2: I just have paperwork here and it's saying that we
Speaker 2: have an unregistered vehicle parked on Cherry Blossom Street, corner
Speaker 2: of Knife Blossom and it's registered under your name.
Speaker 11: Which suburb is up Frankston.
Speaker 2: Teen West Frankston ten West f r A n K
Speaker 2: S T.
Speaker 3: And teen West Eankscellent West Rankston Team West.
Speaker 11: Okay, thanks, mm hmmm? Where okay? And so what what
Speaker 11: what's the issue?
Speaker 2: I'm afraid that there's an unregistered vehicle in your name
Speaker 2: sitting on Cherry Bottom have and it will either be
Speaker 2: toad or you can come and claim in the next
Speaker 2: twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: I'm just giving you a courtesy call, my dear.
Speaker 11: Okay. Well, the thing is is I don't own any
Speaker 11: vehicles whatsoever? Who right, Well, speak to the r T
Speaker 11: A and I'll see what's happening with that.
Speaker 3: I am the r don't be daft.
Speaker 11: I don't know that you actually are, though, because you
Speaker 11: sound a bit odd.
Speaker 2: Who pig your pardon? I'm regardless of my age. I've
Speaker 2: been working in the workforce for years. I don't think
Speaker 2: that bears any judgment my role here the RTA.
Speaker 11: Right, okay, so what's your name and.
Speaker 6: What's not capital D d O T.
Speaker 3: Wiggins?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sorry, he won't mess with you again. He doesn't drive.
Speaker 6: He's one of the Sydney gaze that fits the stereotype
Speaker 6: can't drive. He really persisted with that longer than he
Speaker 6: needed to, considering he doesn't drive.
Speaker 3: Oh shit. Also, he was googling the fake suburb?
Speaker 6: Is this this part of dots? Like? Is this dots catchphrase?
Speaker 6: Is going? Who? When? Not making no sense?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? Asking who? When he asked what time it is?
Speaker 9: Who?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: That was a walk down memory lane? Did you have fun, Mitchell?
Speaker 6: That was lovely, absolutely gorgeous. I'm loving it. Why the
Speaker 6: fuck do we need to bother?
Speaker 5: Went like the Simpsons at this point, mate, We've done
Speaker 5: enough episodes let's just rerun the classics.
Speaker 6: Why make a new one?
Speaker 3: Truly? Do you think we're gonna get to a blow
Speaker 3: where people go, please? Is that fucking podcast still going?
Speaker 3: We just like the first one hundred and twenty. We
Speaker 3: don't like anything after that point.
Speaker 6: I know people will be like, is that still on? Jesus?
Speaker 6: Are they still going?
Speaker 3: Are they still rabbiting on? Are they still gay and obnoxious? Yes?
Speaker 3: We still have Jenna forever, so the podcast will never
Speaker 3: rand as long as Jenna draws breath. So Saturday, everyone, Really,
Speaker 3: We're back next week for our third best bits and
Speaker 3: the theme Are we gonna? Should we announced what we're
Speaker 3: doing next week? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Go on, you're better all right?
Speaker 3: Well, listen. We get often asked this. People often want
Speaker 3: to hear sex stuff, not about Mitch and I, but
Speaker 3: they're so interested in our sex lives, Like that is
Speaker 3: the number one question I get asked about. What is
Speaker 3: sex like with you and Hayden? Have you and Mitch?
Speaker 3: Was there ever any love romance? What happens in you?
Speaker 3: They want to know about Mitch and Sean, the new relationships.
Speaker 3: So next week we're doing the best of vision sex stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but his fucking family listen.
Speaker 5: I can't delve too much into mine and seawan sex life,
Speaker 5: So don't fucking hold your bed.
Speaker 6: That's not happening next week.
Speaker 3: His family listen. Yeah, it's all of the moms and
Speaker 3: dads or siblings.
Speaker 6: Yep, tick tick all of them?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Hi guy, what are their names?
Speaker 6: Hi? Sean? Do you want to do? You want to
Speaker 6: give a shout out?
Speaker 3: Sean? Shout out your parents whom I shouting out?
Speaker 6: The family members that listen?
Speaker 3: Ah, Hi, Mom and Dad and Kathy and Connor and
Speaker 3: Jemma and probably all of the aunties and uncles at
Speaker 3: this point as well.
Speaker 6: Why no, Sean did his partner won't even listen, Mitchell,
Speaker 6: look at the support I'm getting.
Speaker 3: He did in the early days. Trust me, it won't
Speaker 3: last long. Sean quickly, did Mitch like plug the podcast
Speaker 3: at Christmas lunch? Is that what happened? Did he go
Speaker 3: around with q RKO? It's trying to flog mugs? Now
Speaker 3: you should have what a missed opportunity.
Speaker 6: We'll organize another barbecue and we'll make that happen. Don't worry,
Speaker 6: I don't need to. They already listen.
Speaker 3: Where did they find the podcast? Are they just interested
Speaker 3: in you that. I don't know why. I'm so shocked
Speaker 3: that someone would be interested after meeting you, But how.
Speaker 6: Fucking dare you?
Speaker 3: I love that Hayden's family wouldn't know how to listen
Speaker 3: to a podcast.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, yeah, I don't know. Anyway, Next week it's
Speaker 6: all about sex stuff, throwing back to all the times
Speaker 6: we've talked, not just about ourselves but other people.
Speaker 5: We've had callers on, we've had guests on saw that
Speaker 5: every time my mind's have gone in the gutter.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, we had literally if you're into anal sex
Speaker 2: by the way, we had I don't know if we're
Speaker 2: doing the Camphraser chat, but we had like a sexologist
Speaker 2: and a sex expert come on. So if you're into anal,
Speaker 2: which is ninety nine percent of our demo, the Converted
Speaker 2: down there.
Speaker 3: I think. So now listen you too. I think you've
Speaker 3: got the keys to the church for an extra twenty
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go and you to do whatever you want, okay,
Speaker 3: because what happens in the church stays in the church.
Speaker 3: All right. Everyone knows that.
Speaker 6: We can't fucking a church, Mitchell, No, surely not. We'll
Speaker 6: get struck by lightning Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Just stood up.
Speaker 2: That's the biggest organ I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the instrument.
Speaker 3: Jesus, Oh my God.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll catch you next week. It's thanks for.
Speaker 3: Listening, all right, Go baptize Sean if you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Okay, all right, see you next week. Go
Speaker 3: is that holy water?
Speaker 6: Are you happy to see me?
Speaker 3: Oh? Happy?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Mit or you've hit follow on your podcast app.