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Speaker 2: I'll explain a little bit more later on.

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Speaker 3: Right now, though, we're talking about pussy cats. Sorry I

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Speaker 3: should I should clarify. You think you're talking about a

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Speaker 3: black panther. For nineteen years, you've believedt.

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Speaker 2: Apex predators, so we're talking about woods and for nineteen

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Speaker 1: Nineteen years I've been cast aside like a vagabond, like

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Speaker 2: That's what it's felt like.

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Speaker 1: So imagine if you had a life threatening experience and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's plainful to listen. Well, but that's that's the situation.

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Speaker 3: And the situation is as well that there has been

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Speaker 1: Is vindication for somebody who was stalked by one of

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Speaker 3: Because I'm giving you the opportunity, you're wasting time. I'm

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Speaker 3: I've asked for other people to call with amazing cat stories.

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Speaker 2: Okay, got a number. I'm actually not okay with it.

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Speaker 1: It's the only way you can tell you. I'm the

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Speaker 1: Probably that's got to big panther story, and you want

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Speaker 1: hear from John. You get to cut me off here

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jade. Jade, you've got the floor.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 5: When I was younger, it was my birthday and I

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Speaker 1: Perfect garbage now, people, people have been killing me a

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Speaker 5: Hi. Back four and my sister horse riding through Prospect Reservoir.

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Speaker 5: I was on a woman in to pony yep, and

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Speaker 1: There's too much horse in that story. It's about cats.

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Speaker 1: As the friends used to go, joking, Bread, damn it, Brett,

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Speaker 3: Brett, Hey boy, about five years ago, I was driving

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Speaker 3: Hang on, sorry Brett two seconds. Buttt, don't talk over Bread.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going back to Bread's channel. But here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: The producers have just given me some intel. Easily the

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Speaker 3: We have received audio from someone else who was on

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Speaker 2: Sounds like if they are going to confirm the panther story,

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Speaker 2: We find out and Will and.

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Speaker 1: Wood guess, Will and Moody, first day afternoon, what's your

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Speaker 2: But in the meantime, Woods.

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Speaker 1: So can I Yes, it's my story. Yes, I was

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Speaker 1: I was twelve, I was on a hike with school.

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Speaker 1: We got chased through the scrub by a black panther. Right, yes,

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Speaker 1: Were there's smoke, there's fire, yep, and where there's cats,

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Speaker 2: Care out there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I am sick of being called alive for this,

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you had a life threatening story I

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Speaker 2: You've been telling me the story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I can. I have a name. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: I think that's not his name, but he's not his name.

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Speaker 1: This is was he on the He was he was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so confirmed, Nick Mallen. I promise you this is

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Speaker 4: Good boys, we're on your hike.

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Speaker 2: That's the time. Hasn't been good teacher.

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Speaker 4: So we went loose in the forest. That's three hours

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Speaker 4: into our hike, came across this panther. It was big,

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Speaker 4: But I can confirm that it is one hundred percent there.

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Speaker 2: The boy that nobody wants it. I go to traffic. Wow,

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Speaker 2: the truth is out there and it will set you

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Speaker 2: free to traffic. Oh god, God, damn it. Your dreams, children,

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Speaker 2: they will come to you. I was sure that was

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Speaker 2: Right here we go? What the team? Everyone? Three week

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Speaker 2: panther hunt? What now's the time? Now is the time? Woods?

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Speaker 2: We're ever going to get a chance. You and me

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Speaker 2: in the bush I'm foreign. Yeah, you sold me there,

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Speaker 2: You me and the bush I'm in.

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's do it right up next, the greatest

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