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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Jelsey. Have Amanda's court room flow?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Jelsey Amanda's court room.

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Speaker 1: What's ended up on the cutting room floor today, Amanda?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's something very unsavory and I apologize, but you

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Speaker 3: wanted to talk about this, so don't make it sound

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Speaker 3: like I'm bringing this to the table.

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Speaker 1: What are you saying? Have I given you a bit

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Speaker 1: of a hospital past?

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Speaker 3: Very much?

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Speaker 4: So here's a podcast. This is what you do in podcasts.

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Speaker 4: Have you not noticed on podcasts?

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Speaker 1: Not a podcast of.

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Speaker 4: Course, and you just talk about whatever you want in

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Speaker 4: the Abby Chatfield world of podcasts or whatever she's doing

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Speaker 4: this week?

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Speaker 1: Is she still doing podcasts?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: From week to wed. Next week she'll be making cement

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Speaker 4: on a building side. I just discovered this. How good

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Speaker 4: is it?

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Speaker 1: Anyway? On a podcast you can talk about whatever you want.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing that Jonesy has found fascinating.

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Speaker 4: Not fascinating. This is the world that we live in.

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Speaker 4: It's an indictment on our current society.

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Speaker 3: Well, normally world humans complain about it when they step

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Speaker 3: into dog poo in parks. This woman is complaining because

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Speaker 3: she's got a white fluffy dog.

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Speaker 1: Ye, and she's a dog walker.

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Speaker 3: Is she's a dog Is she she's a dog owner?

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Speaker 1: I thought she was a dog walker, but she is sick.

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Speaker 3: Of her dogs finding human Number two's in Bondai. So

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Speaker 3: where that's where we are in the world. Humans or

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Speaker 3: dog owners are complaining because the dogs step in human pooh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's it's the beautiful people. The house is

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Speaker 1: full of furniture, the gardens full of plants.

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Speaker 3: This is the world the other way around, the house

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Speaker 3: is full of Yeah, the gardens full of furniture.

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Speaker 1: The house is full of plants.

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Speaker 3: Freaky, The house is full of furniture, the garden freaks

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Speaker 3: are these?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: I was I was being clever by prophesizing the future.

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Speaker 2: According to James Rayne, an Australian crawl, no one's ever

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Speaker 2: bothered to do until now. She's called out Bondi's public poopers.

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Speaker 2: And there's a terrible photo that she's posted of a big, white,

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Speaker 2: fluffy dog that's rolled in something dreadful.

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Speaker 3: And when have you ever been somewhere when that smell

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Speaker 3: hits you, you know it's the worst. It's the worst.

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Speaker 3: And this biologically is what keeps us alive because as humans,

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Speaker 3: we recoil from that smell, because we know that's human,

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Speaker 3: that's lavatory, that's unclean and may be diseased, and to

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Speaker 3: stay away. So unfortunately her dogs be rolling. It's what

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Speaker 3: she's doing. She's speculating as to why there are so

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Speaker 3: many and why, well, I don't know, she said. She

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Speaker 3: thinks it must be early morning joggers who do a

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Speaker 3: number two when no one else is around, when the

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Speaker 3: urge comes to them and they're too far from home.

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Speaker 1: That's what happens with the poo jobs.

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Speaker 3: And then you get used to it and you do

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Speaker 3: it there every day. You know. They talk about how

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Speaker 3: people who have a coffee and then have to go

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Speaker 3: and do one jogging must bring this on.

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Speaker 4: You have the same situation whenever you go into a

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Speaker 4: public library.

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Speaker 3: I do, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. You go to the facility. I use

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Speaker 1: the facilities, of course.

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Speaker 3: But there are some places where you are and furniture shops.

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Speaker 3: I get it as well. And you know what I

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Speaker 3: discovered in those big furniture warehouses and housing stores. Not

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Speaker 3: all those toilets are plumbed in. Party's often spoken about

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Speaker 3: an ad that was on New Zealand Telligence number of

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Speaker 3: years ago talking about a toilet and said, you don't

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Speaker 3: have to plummet in. I said, well, why would I

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Speaker 3: plummet in that?

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Speaker 1: Anyway? Away from that, this lady has said, we're going to.

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Speaker 3: Talk about it more. Why we talk about it? I

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Speaker 3: don't want to read that, but you read it well.

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Speaker 1: She just said.

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Speaker 4: That her two dogs make a beeline to the pile

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Speaker 4: of poo and then start eating.

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Speaker 1: It like a delicacy. Do dogs do that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: They do. They love it. She's also said that the

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Speaker 3: locations that these number twos are in are in ergonomic spots.

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Speaker 3: What does that mean? She said, It's like they've sat

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Speaker 3: down and they've conveniently done it. What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: So maybe it's a little mound or something like that.

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Speaker 3: Do you know if you get caught doing this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well what's the fine?

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Speaker 3: Maximum? Three months in jail. Imagine being in prison. I say,

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Speaker 3: what are you here for? I'd say I murdered someone

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Speaker 3: because I'd be too embarrassed to say I did, a poor.

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Speaker 1: Heart, and I liked it. Don't knockety, you've tried it. Okay, kids,

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Speaker 1: that's it for the day. Come back tomorrow for more Jones.

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Speaker 1: The Man's cutting room, floor,