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Speaker 1: Now, good friend John Pinder on a Friday morning, us,

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Speaker 1: how on earth are you well?

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Speaker 2: Very well?

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Speaker 1: How are you very good?

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Speaker 3: I've been listening to the adverts on the way in

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Speaker 3: here and I like that there was one that there's

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Speaker 3: one that I liked. It's the one for the influenza vaccine.

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Speaker 3: Why are we calling it influenza now? Didn't we used

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Speaker 3: to call it the flu?

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Speaker 4: We did call it, We've got we're all called it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course we've all done our own return. The

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Speaker 1: Premier is following our advice now. But it's clever.

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Speaker 3: There's a clever advert starts off very clever because it

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Speaker 3: incites your it's your empathy.

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Speaker 1: Because the guy goes.

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Speaker 3: I can't protect her from falling over, but I can

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Speaker 3: protect her from influenza. And there's like a child crying,

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Speaker 3: and it's like, as a dad, you go, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you do want to protect your children from things. And

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Speaker 3: it goes like that, and then the lady one, I

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Speaker 3: presume this is aimed at the people that don't have children.

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Speaker 3: She's like, I love it when we're cooking together, spreading

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Speaker 3: the love.

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Speaker 1: Not influenza.

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Speaker 3: Oh honey, you say the most romantic things, how realistic

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Speaker 3: spreading the.

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Speaker 2: Love absolutely sexist.

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Speaker 4: It was a woman doing the cooking, the lady.

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Speaker 3: I hadn't even noticed that because I'm a man perception

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Speaker 3: a woman. Yeah, and that she's a romantic as well.

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Speaker 3: And it's even a really corny when we cook together. No,

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Speaker 3: she does say we're cooking together.

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Speaker 5: The cooking together, we're spreading love, not influenza.

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Speaker 1: Right, that's what I like.

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Speaker 3: It's one of the things I like about cooking, not

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Speaker 3: spreading influenza.

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Speaker 2: What about political ads?

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Speaker 3: This is going with those, this I think, right, I

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Speaker 3: have a tolerance copy for the modern world, and it

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Speaker 3: usually sits almost full, and I think around the time

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Speaker 3: of election campaigns that's when it spills off and then

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Speaker 3: everybody starts to irritate me.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, because it's very high school. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what's it? It's not going to be easy.

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Speaker 3: Shock it put in little rhymes together and that's that's

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Speaker 3: the one that got me.

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Speaker 5: There's a hole in your buds costing money with our campaigns.

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Speaker 4: Our election ads are made up of not telling us

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Speaker 4: what your policies and so what you're going to do,

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Speaker 4: so much as rubbishing the opposite the others. So rather

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Speaker 4: than saying this is why I should win. They're saying

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Speaker 4: this is why they should lose.

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Speaker 2: Isn't the same in.

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Speaker 1: The I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I've been here for a very long time. I think

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Speaker 3: I think that all things a circus in the UK.

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Speaker 3: I think I think they might just show a picture

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Speaker 3: of Boris John. I don't think you need to say

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Speaker 3: much more than Boris wouldn't bother. Yeah, I don't, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. It's I think it's a circus.

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Speaker 1: But comes run.

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Speaker 5: I can't.

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Speaker 3: I can't handle that. They do like they had a

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Speaker 3: professional singer to do that.

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Speaker 5: That's a hole in your budget.

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Speaker 1: Someone searching for buckets that were rusty the hole.

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Speaker 3: It's but then you see these people and they're dressed

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Speaker 3: in suits. It's like, well, you're going to dress like

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Speaker 3: a grown up, but you're gonna you deserve a hat

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Speaker 3: with a propeller on it, sir, But you know you

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Speaker 3: should have a skateboard under your arm. But I think

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Speaker 3: because of that stuff, everything starts to do my head in.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Like, if it's not that.

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Speaker 3: You've got like I have no tolerance for the like

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Speaker 3: spiritual groups trying to shove salvation down your throat people

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Speaker 3: in shopping centers. Do it for me as well. Try

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Speaker 3: and walk through a shopping center. And you've got the

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Speaker 3: paintball guy, Do you remember the paintball?

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Speaker 1: You want to play a bit of it?

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Speaker 3: And they always look like people that were rejected from

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Speaker 1: Have you seen them. You've got a little stall set

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Speaker 1: up like the charity.

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Speaker 2: Why I do a very broad loop of.

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Speaker 1: Any kind of stall. Yeah, yeah, I bet you've got

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Speaker 2: I can't. No, I don't make it.

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Speaker 1: I don't make I can't. I can't help myself. I'm

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Speaker 1: a people Please peach.

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Speaker 2: Old pretend to be on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's quite good my hand.

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Speaker 3: When I was when Rubes was really little. That it

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when she was little. Excuse me if you got

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Speaker 3: No, I haven't made this with a pooh explosion here,

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Speaker 3: And I can't do anything for you.

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Speaker 1: They don't want you near them.

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Speaker 3: Then.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the roller shutters.

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Speaker 3: I don't like the inauthenticity of them as well, especially

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Speaker 3: the charity ones. And they're not they are not volunteers,

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Speaker 3: they're not charity people. They're paid to do this, but

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Speaker 3: this is the inauthentic eeries been White nor Day.

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Speaker 1: But yet do you know what I mean? If I'm

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Speaker 1: with Rubes, I have one goal?

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Speaker 3: Oh look it's super dead and it was like a

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? And I can't help myself,

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Speaker 1: but I have to go. Don't do that, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? And then lads try and like get

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Speaker 1: in with the football with me. They're like, oh where

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Speaker 3: I got Manchester? And I don't know why I answer them.

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Speaker 3: It's like I encouraged them Man City or Man United

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Speaker 3: is like stop it, stop trying to bond with me

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Speaker 3: so that you can take my money away. There's a

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Speaker 3: cash cash for gold.

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Speaker 1: One as well.

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Speaker 3: They do you know the stall cash for gold and

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Speaker 3: they're trying to get you to give you jewelry as

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Speaker 3: for instant cash. And my friend, my friend David Hughes,

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Speaker 3: with him because we're British, and he goes. It always

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Speaker 3: insults me when they pester to somebody else, but they

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Speaker 3: don't pester me.

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Speaker 1: What you think I don't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, I've half of mine to go home

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Speaker 3: and get all the jewelry I can find and just

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Speaker 3: saunter past them. Yeah, bracelets, rings, necklaces, the w w

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Speaker 3: F Intercontinental Championship. But the mask of tout and Carmen

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Speaker 3: he goes put on all the bad he is insulting,

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Speaker 1: It's likest the red petal or something going on. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Got a story which you know is going to appeal

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, I think, I think you'll like about this.

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Speaker 3: How do you feel about the wolkies?

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Speaker 2: Woke stuff?

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Speaker 3: Things should be woke, nothing should be nothing should cause

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Speaker 3: any friction, nothing should offend anybody ever, nothing should ever upsss.

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Speaker 2: Things offended more people.

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Speaker 1: You prefer less, less things.

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Speaker 2: I would prefer less offense being taken.

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Speaker 1: And everything was like, well, the Wolkies.

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Speaker 3: You know what the Wolkies like, They've got a they've

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Speaker 3: got a notepad open, they're waiting to write things.

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Speaker 1: I wonder what's going to offend me today? Exactly?

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Speaker 3: I like to think of the Wolkies that they're at home,

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Speaker 3: they've got extra thick sort of jumpers and blankets.

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Speaker 1: No, there are no sharp edges in their houses.

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Speaker 5: Everything in the Welcome to my home, nothing's nothing's offensive,

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Speaker 5: nothing will ever Well, we're turning the We're turning nursery rhymes,

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Speaker 5: woke nursery rhymes, including Barbara Black Shape.

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Speaker 1: This little Piggy changed by Peter to be kinder to animals. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Had a war with them. They're centuries old and have

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Speaker 3: enchanted generations of children.

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Speaker 1: Right here we go.

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Speaker 3: In a new version, the sheep in barber actually explains

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Speaker 3: it's not cool to steal wool and refuses to provide

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Speaker 1: Fair enough, it's his wool.

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Speaker 3: Good lord, it's a nursery like it's just got a rhyme. This,

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Speaker 3: this one is what gets me. Miss Muffett, Little miss Muffett.

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Speaker 3: She's become vegan instead of eating curtains and ks and

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Speaker 1: Don't know what curds are?

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Speaker 2: Nothing?

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Speaker 1: Way is that that? So that I only know of

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Speaker 1: the protein instead of eating kurds and whey, she's watching

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Speaker 3: Play and suppose, yes, supposedly we're not to We're not

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Speaker 1: It doesn't frighten little.

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Speaker 2: Miss damn about little Miss Mufs. She wasn't eating kurds.

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Speaker 3: And wet brightened Miss Muffett's day. Because that's what you

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Speaker 3: want in Australia, isn't it. You want to endear spiders

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Speaker 1: There's another one. I look up ordes yea is it cheese? Yes?

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Speaker 3: A fair enough? All right, point Peter, you can have

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Speaker 3: that one. Three blind mice. They all run after the

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Speaker 3: farmer's wife who cut off their tails with a carving

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Speaker 3: They all run after the farmer's wife who told her

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Speaker 3: thank you for saving their life. Did you ever see

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Speaker 3: someone acting so nice as three blind mice? Is that

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Speaker 3: the benchmark for niceness you when somebody saves your life?

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Speaker 2: Fairy tales that are generations all nice.

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Speaker 1: Seen people acting heaps nicer than that.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, you'd think it's a given to say thank you

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Speaker 3: if somebody saves your life. That's like things can get

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Speaker 3: nice in that anyway, they say, words matter and nursery

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Speaker 3: that make light of cruelty to animals or contain arcaic

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Speaker 3: negative depictions of them need a modern overhaul.

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Speaker 1: Imagine what do they make of this?

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Speaker 2: The woman that keeps her children in a shoe?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she keeps them in a shoe.

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Speaker 2: She lived in a shoe.

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Speaker 1: Windows. Why the three mice blind?

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Speaker 3: Surely surely that is hinting towards testing makeup and things

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Speaker 1: Yes, what are we going to do with them? You

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Speaker 1: need a plot, though, don't It's like a Disney movie.

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Speaker 3: There's got to be some kind of friction where there's

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Speaker 3: some some bad thing that happens in these things. Have

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Speaker 3: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall?

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Speaker 2: Children, it's a nursery rap.

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Speaker 3: All the king's horses and all the king's men disbanded

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Speaker 3: because there was no reason to have separate kingdoms. We

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Speaker 3: all live together in harmony and peace, had nothing bad

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Working occupasional work would never have let mister never let

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Speaker 4: him sit on a.

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Speaker 3: Wall, and somebody more qualifying then horses would have been

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Speaker 2: It's just too much. I can't.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit much. I can't