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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, how are you welcome to our cutting room floor.

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Speaker 2: You know I always liked the story as to you Brendan,

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Speaker 2: about a dumb criminal. Let me tell you about this man.

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Speaker 2: Matthew Davies is his name. He's a bank robber, so

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Speaker 2: he's a baddie. But he did an armed raid at

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Speaker 2: a bank in done for Maligne in Fife last year.

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Speaker 2: He's forty seven years old, threatened staff with a meat

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Speaker 2: cleaver and he left the brain the branch of the

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Speaker 2: bank with nearly two thousand pounds. Is later arrested. The

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Speaker 2: reason he failed was because to keep his identity a secret,

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Speaker 2: he put a pillow case on his head forever. The

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Speaker 2: downside he didn't cut any eye holes in, so he

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Speaker 2: had to take it off so he could see where

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Speaker 2: he was going.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the great train robbery. They had the

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Speaker 1: presence of mind to you know, wear masks and have

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Speaker 1: good vision. It's important.

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Speaker 3: Well, the court.

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Speaker 2: Heard witness followed him home from the branch to his house.

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Speaker 2: Police found the cash and a pillow case consisted with

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Speaker 2: what he put over his head at his house, and

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Speaker 2: they discovered a stun gun as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, all circumstantial.

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Speaker 1: I shoot him, just shoot him.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you about some other dumb robbers that

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Speaker 2: I've enjoyed reading about? Armed robber Robert Hannolds was caught

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Speaker 2: after he boasted on Facebook but his plans to raid

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Speaker 2: a supermarket in a post. It included a selfie, a

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Speaker 2: picture of a knife, and the words doing tesco over.

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Speaker 3: Well, he's been in jail for four years.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know, you know, I just wonder about

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Speaker 1: the criminal mind. When you watch Oceanusan's eleven and you're

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Speaker 1: watching Danny ocean Getty's gang of guys together to pull

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Speaker 1: the heist on the casino, there's a lot of planning

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Speaker 1: that goes into.

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Speaker 2: It, and a lot of selection for your gang. What

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Speaker 2: about this guy? His name is Donald Hugh, goes by

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Speaker 2: the name of Chip. Anyway, he didn't like the photo

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Speaker 2: that police was circulating of himself after his crime, so

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Speaker 2: he sent them one himself with a.

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Speaker 3: Note, this is a bit of photo. That one is terrible,

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Speaker 3: and then they found him. Lana.

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Speaker 1: What about the one the guy that rang the police

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Speaker 1: because someone saw him a bag of oregano instead of marijuana.

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Speaker 1: He wanted them arrested, he say, rang the police have

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Speaker 1: been ripped off. I wanted to score some marijuana. I

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Speaker 1: want to report this guy because he sold me oregano,

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Speaker 1: but then the police couldn't actually arrest him because he

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Speaker 1: indeed had support a bag of oregano.

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Speaker 3: What about this?

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Speaker 2: Two Welsh tourists landed themselves in court after they got

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Speaker 2: drunk and stole a penguin from SeaWorld in Australia.

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Speaker 3: You know they probably wake up the next morning. Who's

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Speaker 3: this well dressed young person around us here?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's why you'd steal him, because they're so well dressed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you know you either going to go and

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Speaker 2: steal a hyaena, No, a nude No, no, I'm not

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Speaker 2: taking that home.

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Speaker 3: That's no good, So don't be a fool. What about

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Speaker 3: this one? One more?

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Speaker 2: A retired couple returned home from holidays to discover a

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Speaker 2: burglar fars to sleep in their bed. If you're going

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Speaker 2: to burgle a place, have an escape plane. That doesn't

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Speaker 2: involve taking a sleep in the bed.

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Speaker 1: But this is what happened with Goldilocks. She was a

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Speaker 1: little burglar.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you're quite right. She ripped off the three bears

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Speaker 3: a porridge, sat in their chairs. Yep, what happened, and

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Speaker 3: then she fell asleep in the bed.

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Speaker 1: She fell asleep in the bed because the first bed

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Speaker 1: was too high, the second bed was too lunch.

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Speaker 3: She'd be vilified as a slag. Now she third bed.

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Speaker 2: She tried out three different beds. She'd be on only

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Speaker 2: fans and a shot.

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Speaker 3: Straight to Love Island.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's circling her, honeypot.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh, okay, I'm back a mill floor.

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Speaker 1: S refore