1 00:00:10,559 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 1: I Heart podcasts, hear more gold podcasts, playlists, and listen 2 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:18,039 Speaker 1: live on the free I Heart app. Do you guys 3 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,439 Speaker 1: always have certain things that whether you're going away for 4 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: one night or a week or two, they are your essentials, 5 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,600 Speaker 1: whether it's come for items, but you have to pat them. 6 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: My alarm clock goes wherever I go. 7 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 2: That's wow crazy. 8 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,520 Speaker 1: I can't real I can't trust to Wimba to wake 9 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,600 Speaker 1: me up tomorrow morning. I don't know what to woombans 10 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 1: do to wake up at four twelve am. So I 11 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: literally turned it off this morning and patched it in 12 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 1: my bag and my wife, just my wife just went 13 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:53,160 Speaker 1: in the darkness. Wow, Like, get a load of this guy. 14 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 3: Okay, productivity hat. 15 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: Guy, why didn't you jump on diary CEO and tell 16 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: everyone about your it? 17 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 3: Literally it was all a very slick operation. Just use 18 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 3: your phone. No, I can't. I never use my phone 19 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,199 Speaker 3: as the alarm. 20 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 4: No. 21 00:01:06,759 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: I don't trust the Apple corporate. They're trying to gradually 22 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,120 Speaker 1: shut us down and rise the machines. 23 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 3: Not on my watch. 24 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 5: I think you King Charles or something. He packs everything 25 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,799 Speaker 5: including his bed when he goes. 26 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: Do you even know that a can? These are just 27 00:01:20,759 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: like things people make up about the royal family. 28 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:24,919 Speaker 5: A million different things. 29 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 3: Maybe so did you work with him? 30 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 2: He's well known for it. 31 00:01:28,199 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 6: He's very famous, well known for packing his bed. Maybe 32 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 6: it's a British thing, Patsy. Maybe they just bring everything 33 00:01:33,759 --> 00:01:36,399 Speaker 6: that's right. Everything you're right in another bank is my bed? 34 00:01:36,919 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 6: I dismountled it whilst my wife was sleeping. 35 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 2: A Lovelock's crazy. 36 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,199 Speaker 1: Now it's too right, because that that thing's just dependable 37 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: a phone no no, no, no, no, no shut down 38 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: or do an update or anything like that. Put it 39 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: this way. I've never missed a start of the radio 40 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 1: show in twenty eight years. You'ven't been doing this a year. 41 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 1: It's too early to say you will miss a show. 42 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not going to guarantee you're going to 43 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,160 Speaker 4: miss a showing too woomba because. 44 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,279 Speaker 1: I do you know what, because your boy here is 45 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: going to be tappy tap tap. I'm going to be 46 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:08,799 Speaker 1: tapped up thumbes tappy tap tap. 47 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,800 Speaker 3: Because no, no, no, no, no no. Not that it's 48 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 3: an atomic clock sounds heavy. 49 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: It's it's atomic, so it speaks to the world's clock. 50 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 2: You don't know what atomic means. 51 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 3: I do. 52 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:24,840 Speaker 1: It means it speaks to the atoms that contained in 53 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: the world's clock. 54 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 2: Does your I phone doesn't sound right? 55 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: No? Google it. It's what NASA uses. No, no, no, Patsy, 56 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 1: look it up. It's a special NASA clock. Because you 57 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: ever seen them trying to wake up astronauts. No, I haven't, 58 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: because they've got my atomic clock. And also, you know 59 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: what I like about it On the front, on the 60 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 1: front of this alarm clock, it has a a giant 61 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 1: aerial like an antennae. And just seeing that brings me 62 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 1: comfort because I'm thinking inside is all the atoms that 63 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: make that visual happen? 64 00:02:58,600 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 3: Right now? 65 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: Even in that suitcase, it's it's speaking to the world's clock. 66 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,240 Speaker 4: Are you even allowed to take such advanced to. 67 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: Tell you what the pilot will probably speak as well 68 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: to find out what the right time is to take 69 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: off today as well. 70 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 4: Now you are sorry, I will retract from my skepticism 71 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 4: that you do know what the atomic alarm clock is. 72 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 2: That is what it does, exactly what it does. 73 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: It's never ever let me down. So what do you 74 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 1: take with you or those certain things to you? The 75 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: other ones arm I have to take my sharpie pens, 76 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: even though when when you're going away for two days. 77 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: I'm taking seven with me. I've got backups of backups 78 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: of backups. I can't be looking around for my sharpie 79 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: fine near pens. 80 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 4: Wait, so you're two essentials for traveling an atomic massa 81 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 4: alarm clock and sharpie pens. 82 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: I'm going to England. I'm going to England for eight 83 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: days right on Saturday. Guess how many sharpy pens I'm 84 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: going even tho I'm seeing family and friends in a 85 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: couple of meetings. 86 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 3: Ten ten. I've got a whole new ten pack. 87 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 2: You never know when creativity's going to strive. 88 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: There in the sky with my atomic clock, and I 89 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 1: need some pens as well. 90 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 3: Perhapsly, what do you always take with you when you 91 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 3: go away? 92 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 5: I'm pretty I'm very minimalist nowadays. I never used to be. No, 93 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 5: I am. I really am even down to like, you know, 94 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 5: my toilet bag. I've got my minis and don't use 95 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 5: them when I'm at home. I've got my mini shampoos 96 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,119 Speaker 5: and everything. 97 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 3: That's very well organized. 98 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 5: I have to do otherwise. 99 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 3: Do you collect them when you start hotels? My wife 100 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 3: does that. 101 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, of course I do. 102 00:04:22,719 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, clean them. She would just. 103 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 3: Empty the place. Yes, I'm like we don't need alf 104 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,039 Speaker 3: that stuff. 105 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 1: It's not good enough for like one watch Hans going 106 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:31,919 Speaker 1: on the whole ledge of the shower. 107 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:32,720 Speaker 3: I'll take this. 108 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 5: We ran out of toothpaste at home the other day, 109 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 5: but I had one of the tiny. 110 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 2: Like one squeeze. 111 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 3: It's right to do a couple of back mollers. 112 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 5: Yes, And I said to the family, you will have 113 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,400 Speaker 5: a go at me when I'm at the hotel pinching 114 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 5: all this stuff. But I've saved the day with my 115 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 5: mini toothpaste. 116 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 3: Don't worry. 117 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 1: I've got half a millimeter one ground of toothpaste. 118 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 3: Good morning to Carl Smith. Christian. 119 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: I never go anywhere without my AeroPress, my coffee making 120 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 1: coffee grinder. Anytime I go through security, my bag gets 121 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: to vert to tel Oh, the side. 122 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:08,040 Speaker 3: Funnel of shame. Yes, it's like a game show. 123 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: Why do you feel so superior when the best but 124 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,279 Speaker 1: is when they tease you and they pause it. And 125 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,800 Speaker 1: there are always crossroads in life. You know which way 126 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,040 Speaker 1: you're going to go. You're going to go down that 127 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: little side sort of funnel of shame where they open 128 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,159 Speaker 1: up and all right, lead. 129 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:28,840 Speaker 3: To a sprite. You don't read the signs thicky sprite. 130 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: There's always someone who's got like nine liters of a 131 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: fizzy drink and they go, well, sorry, And it's always 132 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 1: an elderly cup on something I told you to check. 133 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 3: Welcome, I didn't check. 134 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: The security guard always asks this is your bag, and 135 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: I just want it's a coffee grinder. It's become my 136 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 1: travel ritual, Christian. I always travel with my calculator. 137 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,839 Speaker 3: Huh. I mean what do you need a calculator for? 138 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 4: And especially I mean it must be an advanced calculator 139 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 4: because the phones have a calculator. 140 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 3: What are you adding up? What are you adding up? Ye? 141 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 1: Don't tell me that you don't trust foreigners in the Listen, Pommy, 142 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:14,599 Speaker 1: you're in London and you're doing your own maths for 143 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,680 Speaker 1: the bill. I didn't have the water changing for that 144 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,279 Speaker 1: minus this stri inflation. 145 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,680 Speaker 3: Why please tell me? Why are you traveling with your calculator? 146 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 1: Christ And I won't travel anywhere without my chiropractic pillow. 147 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 3: I'm twenty four. 148 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,600 Speaker 4: I travel with a little inflatable pillow when I do 149 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 4: a long haul flight so my cosic doesn't get soret 150 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,520 Speaker 4: I blow it up on the floor. 151 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,279 Speaker 1: That was such a thing I've got a twenty two 152 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,440 Speaker 1: hour flight on Saturday back to the UK, and you're right. 153 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: As soon as I land, I'm in agony with that 154 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: lower back. Yes, yes, how does it work a lumber support? 155 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:52,800 Speaker 2: No, it's just like a little flat pillar that you 156 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 2: put under your bum. 157 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 4: It's more for my my bum than my back because 158 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 4: like the little bone on my so sore. 159 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 3: Sound it for too long? 160 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:03,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, and you just it inflates itself and then it 161 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 4: deflates into pretty much like paper thin. 162 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: And I've noticed as well you are even though we're 163 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,320 Speaker 1: just you're just flying away. We've got like a two 164 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: hour flight whenever it is off the show Today Brisbane, 165 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: you've got a neck pillow. 166 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 2: I will not go anywhere. 167 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 5: With Seriously, you do that, even to Sydney, which is 168 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:20,840 Speaker 5: like well fifty minutes from Melbourn. 169 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 4: My carboakes c A R B E A U neck pillow. 170 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 4: I cannot recommend it enough. Hold your neck perfectly in place. 171 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: But you know the rest of us are laughing at you. 172 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 3: I judge guys that do that. 173 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're judging the toddler that can't hold their own head. 174 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 4: You can't want to I go to see as soon 175 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 4: as that plane starts moving, I'm out like a I. 176 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,760 Speaker 1: Don't even need to be in the air as soon 177 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: as it starts to like reverse real movement. 178 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 3: That movement, oh I wish I was like, no, I 179 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 3: may barely make it into the air. 180 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,280 Speaker 2: That's why you need this will keep your neck nice. 181 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,760 Speaker 1: And straight, because actually mine's always a terrible angle. It's 182 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 1: like Brodie my check. You know, it's a terrible, terrible angle, 183 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: and it's an agony when I when I when I land, 184 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: I always need to see a chiropractice, but I can't. 185 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: I've tried those. I just feel too self conscious. 186 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 4: Well, speaking of self conscious, Caitlin has the one that's 187 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 4: the big inflatable one whole. 188 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 3: In the world. Are crazy? 189 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: I said to her, if you do know at some 190 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: point we need to sleep together and I can't if 191 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: it's hard, if you're going to like fold yourself into that. 192 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 3: Why can I describe as a head head cave? Yes, 193 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 3: it's a head cave, is the exact description. 194 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: What how can you possibly it looks really uncomfortable. 195 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 2: It must work, though, otherwise why would people go through that? 196 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,599 Speaker 1: You know, because actually you can just go to sleep anyway. 197 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 1: It's not the process of the head cave. You're just 198 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: tired and just lie back and go to sleep. 199 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:55,079 Speaker 2: Part of he wants to try it head cave medieval 200 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 2: torture device. 201 00:08:57,319 --> 00:08:58,999 Speaker 1: Carl has come back to us, and now we're talking 202 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,640 Speaker 1: about why what do you always travel with? And he 203 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: said he takes his own calculator. And we said, well, 204 00:09:05,239 --> 00:09:06,439 Speaker 1: you know, why don't you use it on the phone. 205 00:09:06,439 --> 00:09:09,999 Speaker 1: All phones have a calculator, a standard. He said, same reason, Christian. 206 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: You take your own individual alarm clock. It's more accurate, 207 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:17,840 Speaker 1: more adurately. Look, my thing about taking my own atomic 208 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:21,359 Speaker 1: clock alarm clock is actually the iPhones and a lot 209 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,400 Speaker 1: of modern modern phones take the time from the cell 210 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,960 Speaker 1: towers that then are on in conversation with the atomic clock. 211 00:09:29,479 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 1: And so I'm worried that if the phone crashes or 212 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: it goes offline, it can be it could be a 213 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 1: couple of seconds out. I can't have that, MILLI. I 214 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,760 Speaker 1: can't be starting the show at six oh seven. It's 215 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,679 Speaker 1: got to be six am. I'm good to go. It's 216 00:09:42,719 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 1: go time. Okay, And so but a calculator mouthst be maths, Yeah, 217 00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:49,719 Speaker 1: let me share, you know seven and seven is seven? 218 00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:51,559 Speaker 3: Yes? Sorry? Small team? 219 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,559 Speaker 2: Or is it like cars? 220 00:09:52,559 --> 00:09:56,079 Speaker 5: Speedos that can be out by like six or seven ks. 221 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 3: Oh, you probably used that to the police officers. There 222 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:01,959 Speaker 3: must it must. You must be wrong that radar go 223 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,640 Speaker 3: and you've got their officer. It must be incorrect.