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Speaker 1: See here right now, these husky voices I did say

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Speaker 1: before you left. Before you left, I said, are you

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Speaker 1: going to have a big weekend? And you said, no.

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Speaker 2: It's not. This is from last week.

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Speaker 1: Fuck off.

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Speaker 2: It is the carryover.

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Speaker 1: You know Pete at the cafe, He said, I bet

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Speaker 1: you Ash doesn't remember this, he facetimed me on Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember not at all?

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doating Dads.

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Speaker 2: I'm Mattie Jay and I'm Ash.

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Speaker 1: That is so bad.

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Speaker 2: That is fucked?

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Speaker 1: Are we going to make it through this episode?

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Speaker 2: Look, this is a.

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Speaker 1: Podcast all about parenting. It's the good, the bad, and relatable.

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Speaker 1: And if you have come here wanting an inch in

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Speaker 1: the middle.

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Speaker 2: Meter zero of advice, zero will be given.

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Speaker 1: There is none here.

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Speaker 2: We'll find out. I always say that, and then we've.

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Speaker 1: No shut up, Ash, there's none at all. And if

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Speaker 1: you've come wanting to speak, wanting to hear someone who's

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Speaker 1: extremely unwell.

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Speaker 2: You found him. What was I doing? I was doing

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Speaker 2: that voice before? It was like, you want to go anyway.

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Speaker 1: About damn son?

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Speaker 2: That one? What he's like, damn son, damn boy. I'll

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Speaker 2: show you later. Don't worry moving. How are you Matthew. Yeah. Good.

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Speaker 2: How Actually, I will give you a bit of I'm

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Speaker 2: going to give you a bit of praise. You just

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Speaker 2: did a whole week solo parent which is great, big week.

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Speaker 2: I mean, is it?

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Speaker 1: Am I a great dad? Like I'm just you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just doing what has to be done.

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Speaker 2: Ash.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't do it for the praise, you know.

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Speaker 1: I do it because I have to. But you know,

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Speaker 1: if people want to give me a pat on.

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Speaker 2: The back, I could. I was very impressed.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to stop them.

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Speaker 2: You juggled that and everything else. But that's just wanted

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Speaker 2: to give you a little congratulations.

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Speaker 1: It means a lot to hear it from me.

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Speaker 2: Thanks anyway, But how was that week?

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Speaker 1: It was? You know, I got really lucky. I got

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Speaker 1: really lucky because I was going into that week ready

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Speaker 1: to do it absolutely on my own, you know, with

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Speaker 2: I forgot your game. I forgot that your mum was here.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't sitting up.

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Speaker 3: I legitimately forgot.

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Speaker 1: I swear like I did a couple of videos about

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Speaker 1: the fact that like Laura's gone, my mom steps in,

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Speaker 1: and a few people were like that's pretty ship, Like

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't rely on your mom, Joe, Yeah, I'm joking.

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Speaker 1: It was my mom's idea. She wanted to do the video.

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Speaker 1: It was She's all for it. But timing wise worked

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Speaker 1: And like, you know, parenting on your own with two

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Speaker 1: then evenings is hard because you're tired as well. And

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Speaker 1: like we had nights where the kids were fucking great,

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Speaker 1: Like we got home, like I gave them their pastor

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Speaker 1: Like here's a chocolate? Then I'm like just and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Just everything's a fucking chure.

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Speaker 1: It was painful. I don't know if your kids do.

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Speaker 2: This, but they probably do.

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Speaker 1: But if Lola gets like a tiny little scratch on

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Speaker 2: was like come out. She was like as she was

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Speaker 2: I need a band aid. I was like, Jesus, that's cute.

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Speaker 2: But it's like they're all the same.

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Speaker 1: It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare when you're out of

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I found when they won't get

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Speaker 2: well you can still get in the bath, just put

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Speaker 1: In, like a big bag.

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Speaker 2: That's yes, the washers on it. So it gives that

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Speaker 2: a go yes, see you said there's no advice here,

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Speaker 2: just giving you some fucking sound advice. What I wanted

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Speaker 1: So we had we had our moments. So there was

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Speaker 2: Crossover different kids do, but the benefit for this year

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Speaker 1: The biggest question for me was in the night, I'm

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Speaker 2: A bad parent, Like do you know you just sleep through?

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Speaker 1: Like I just sleep through anything, except I was waking

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Speaker 3: There was this one instance a little bit more hyper awah.

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Speaker 2: I was on the floor.

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Speaker 1: And I kind of stepped over Marley sort it out,

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Speaker 2: Time was precious, timeless times very sounds very precious.

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Speaker 1: Time was precious anyway, So I got Lolla down and

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Speaker 2: Was like, let just leave her, did you leave it?

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Speaker 1: I gave her a blanket.

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Speaker 2: That's nothing. I was just giving the homeless person a blanket.

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Speaker 1: Pretty much. I was like a little blanket.

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Speaker 2: She's sleeping there for much longer till seven o'clock. Holy shit,

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Speaker 2: you know what time she was there?

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Speaker 1: From you, I don't know what time she came in, no,

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Speaker 1: but I thought like, if I bring her in bed

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Speaker 1: with me, it's too high risks. She'll wake car and

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Speaker 1: then she'll be up the birds chirping, and then she'll

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Speaker 2: Everyone back to sleep. So every back to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Sleep and then Marley woke up, but she was like,

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Speaker 1: a dad, what am I doing down.

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Speaker 2: Here and drinks last night?

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Speaker 1: You just just slip down. They'll bring you back in.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, your slip walk ended up there not that long ago,

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Speaker 2: all night.

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Speaker 1: But it was a fine week. It did feel pretty good.

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Speaker 1: When Laura came home on Sunday, she did the Red Eye.

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Speaker 2: Nice which only for a short amount of time though.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that you will be a.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yep, fucking later on.

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Speaker 1: Me Brisbane Broncos had a great win on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: How are you going to the Grand Final?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to the Grand Final?

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Speaker 2: Who is who you are?

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Speaker 1: Our lovely producer slash editor, Keisha?

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Speaker 2: Fuck off, Keisha? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: She had one spare ticket, Well.

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Speaker 2: You better find another one, I'll tell you right now.

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Speaker 2: We can't go. It was like ninth Row where Ben

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Speaker 1: If ever I come across any of the footage. If

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was great. It's just a great finish.

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Speaker 2: So it was that year then when the Sharks won,

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Speaker 1: I shit, you've been well looked after.

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Speaker 2: A friend of mine, her missus husband opened a restaurant

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Speaker 1: You could probably do.

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Speaker 2: I guarantee, I guarantee you. I'll be there on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you have like a weird got away.

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Speaker 1: You're like you're just a magnet a weird way, because

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Speaker 2: Ash fun times. Don't I sound like fun times?

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Speaker 1: I think we've spoken a bit about how you're indestructible

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Speaker 1: and it's happened, you've gotten sick and you need to

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Speaker 2: You are the shell of your coming baby. That's big time.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you're going to party more than what

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Speaker 2: Nah? What is a fucking flat out lie. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to Bali, so we'll see us. I've got stuff, We've

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Speaker 2: I can't go Sunday. April kill me if I go Sunday. Hmm.

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Speaker 2: I got it as soon as I dropped it. I've

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Speaker 3: Like, whoa, this is great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, this is pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: She gets it. It's not just any old game, it's

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Speaker 3: Speaking of partying, Yeah, you've had a big weekend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so Oscar's mother's group. Okay, so four years ago

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Speaker 2: They're like local government organized, so like so Oscar was

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Speaker 1: Wait, they just reach out and say, hey, there's a

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Speaker 2: Everything you get the you know, you get the blue book,

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Speaker 1: Because that's a real roll of the dice you could

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, one's loses.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, let me correct myself. People who you don't click.

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Speaker 1: In that group. Did everybody get along or was there

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Speaker 2: Like because they're the one that they had was shit.

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Speaker 1: People have got their own lives and now you guys

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to barley together, like next week, not

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Speaker 1: But I'd just say that's fucking impressive. That you guys

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Speaker 2: Have no idea what's going on. I'm just going along

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Speaker 2: They went to the Hunter, lovely, no kids, no kids.

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Speaker 2: So I had the kids last weekend, beautiful, beach weather tooth.

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Speaker 3: So like all the dads are like six three.

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Speaker 2: Like, okay, mate, that's funny. Five ten anyway, anywhere you

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Speaker 2: with you. Anyway, I always joke about it's like, whenever

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Speaker 2: That the weather is? Tell you what you do? Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: You break your femur professional that biomedical staff to extend I.

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Speaker 2: Don't need to be taller. I'm proud, happy, stop kicking

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Speaker 1: Everyone sixty three ashes in the back seat in the middle.

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Speaker 3: Literally, what seat did you get in the car?

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Speaker 2: Back right? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Who got the middle?

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Speaker 2: No one? Because driver to people you know, sorry, I

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Speaker 2: There's nothing there. There's a bowls club at a corner

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was like obviously really nice weather is great.

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Speaker 1: You booked in the jet ski They've got them.

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Speaker 2: They got the guys at their house. They already have.

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Speaker 1: See. Not only have you got like a nice click,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's come down to my holiday house filled to

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Speaker 1: Should we get the helicopter down there?

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Speaker 2: We actually did get.

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Speaker 1: Jeez, it must be nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, one cloud for.

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Speaker 1: The other half, lip oh shut up and finished.

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Speaker 2: to the pub ten o'clock Okay, where should we go?

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Speaker 2: You know, Husky's not far away. You can get a

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Speaker 2: rint someone was great rinsing people. That's what I got

439
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,280
Speaker 2: on stupidly. And it's a tiny it's not a big boat.

440
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,359
Speaker 2: It's not very big. And I get on and I

441
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,360
Speaker 2: was like, sat down, It's like, oh am mate, it's

442
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,520
Speaker 2: like good. I was like, it's fifteen bucks return. I

443
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,520
Speaker 2: was like, is this like a facial recognition so like

444
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,560
Speaker 2: if I'm on the way back, like a stupid joke,

445
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 2: And he was like, that's a funny jokey.

446
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,120
Speaker 1: Like that was a joke.

447
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,840
Speaker 2: My joke was was it like a facial recognition thing?

448
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,440
Speaker 1: That was it?

449
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:23,800
Speaker 2: Okay?

450
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,000
Speaker 1: And it was interesting, interesting joke.

451
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well I didn't know. You didn't give me a ticket,

452
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,000
Speaker 2: and then he's like, no, we've got a ticket system.

453
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:30,960
Speaker 2: We eventually really took.

454
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,200
Speaker 1: Sorry you did, That's okay, okay, Now.

455
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,719
Speaker 2: I was here earlier. I paid yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,

456
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,080
Speaker 2: that's not the end of the story anyway. So we

457
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:45,800
Speaker 2: pull up at Husky Pub. Beautiful day. That cloud's long

458
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:50,680
Speaker 2: gone now now beautiful. It's October Fest.

459
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,480
Speaker 1: At this part, were you guys like I still would

460
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,880
Speaker 1: have been too cold on the jet ski? Yeah?

461
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just like these people out there on

462
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,400
Speaker 2: jet skis. And you know what Husky pubs like, one

463
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,159
Speaker 2: of those pubs is like overlooks the water. It was

464
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 2: great October Fesse. Like I said, so there's all these

465
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 2: activities going on with all these people dressed like they're

466
00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,000
Speaker 2: from Germany. We park up. We're literally half of pintinging

467
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,159
Speaker 2: and the guy who's driving goes, I'm not driving, and

468
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 2: we're like, okay, that's tomorrow's problem. We'll get the car tomorrow. Right,

469
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,400
Speaker 2: we're from Sydney that we'll get the car tomorrow. Okay.

470
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,600
Speaker 2: So this is like eleven o'clock. Anyway, we've sort of

471
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,480
Speaker 2: parked up drinking and drinking and carrying on and haring,

472
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 2: hanging out having a good fucking time, and then at

473
00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:28,960
Speaker 2: about eight o'clock at night, where the last ferry to

474
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 2: go back to the car has gone, and we're like, oh,

475
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 2: well we'll get home somehow.

476
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 3: Classic lads.

477
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,200
Speaker 2: Worry about it tomorrow. We get a message from one

478
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 2: of the guy's wives who's very familiar with the area

479
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 2: that we're at and was like, I've got the fine

480
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,680
Speaker 2: my iPhone and you're still at Husky Pub at eight

481
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,879
Speaker 2: o'clock and he was like yeah. He's like, do you

482
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 2: realize that there is no taxis, there is no ubers,

483
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 2: there is no bars, and you're fifty minutes from home.

484
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:01,360
Speaker 2: There's no taxis in Usking, there's one taxi and it's

485
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 2: fucking packed, and we're like, oh, we'll be right. We

486
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 2: were like, tell the the leavers alone, well, we didn't

487
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 2: hound them when they were but to find my phone

488
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 2: has given it away and we were like, oh fuck,

489
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 2: so we'll just worry about getting home later. So midnight

490
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 2: comes and we're like how the fuck we're going to

491
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,440
Speaker 2: get home And we eventually got onto this one cab

492
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 2: driver right and he was like, yeah, I can pick

493
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 2: you up in like thirty minutes. Oh beautiful, easy, not

494
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 2: a big deal. Unknown to me that the other boys

495
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,640
Speaker 2: had been like asking bar staff, how do we get home?

496
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 2: I was just having a good time. Three hundred dollars

497
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 2: to get home fifty minutes, three hundred dollars to get

498
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,400
Speaker 2: home in this cash The only way home was that

499
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 2: on the meter or that. He was just like up front,

500
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 2: this how much it is? So we've all got cash.

501
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 1: Now, good money.

502
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: Oh he'd be raking it and good on him. Only

503
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:56,080
Speaker 2: guy only got But keeping in mind the car is

504
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:57,399
Speaker 2: still parked somewhere else.

505
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, because of the fairy.

506
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,080
Speaker 2: Because of the fairy. So we've gone all the room. Yeah,

507
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,199
Speaker 2: go home. We're all a bit hungry. Had a bit

508
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,159
Speaker 2: of a cheese platter at home at midnight, you know,

509
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 2: three o'clock comes and we're like, fuckers, you got bed,

510
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,959
Speaker 2: go to bed, wake up. And we were all like, okay,

511
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,119
Speaker 2: well we've got to get this car. Now. How do

512
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 2: we get this car? No cabs, it's Sunday, no public transport.

513
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 2: We're like, fuck, we're going to do It's like we

514
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 2: could jet ski there, and we're like, how we're gonna

515
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 2: get the jet skiin of the water, and like we

516
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 2: can all carry it down into the water. Now all

517
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 2: these ideas come out, like what about a courtesy bus

518
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 2: to the nearest balls club. We could just walk the

519
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 2: rest of the way. Keeping him on is the day

520
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 2: we're going home, so we can't just be like, oh,

521
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 2: worry about it. On a Monday, We're like, how are

522
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 2: we going to do this? The courtesy buses until three

523
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 2: thirty in the afternoon. What are we going to do?

524
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 2: And the guy who was the last bloke to sleep

525
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 2: puts his hand up and he says, I'm gonna do it.

526
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:53,359
Speaker 2: I'm going to run to the car twenty one kilometers

527
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 2: at ten o'clock in the morning.

528
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 1: That's like a just two and a half.

529
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 2: We have red wine staying on his teeth and he's

530
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 2: lived and he's like, I'm just gonna have to do it. Anyways,

531
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,480
Speaker 2: we've prepped him up back, you're the best. Let's do it.

532
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 2: Set him off on his way. He gave him some

533
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 2: red snakes and anyway, he's on his way. We've got

534
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 2: the track nafehone. We're just keeping tabs on him. Meanwhile

535
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 2: he's doing that, we're all sitting in the sun, having

536
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 2: a quick little beer, something to eat, clean the house

537
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: a little bit, so when he gets back, it looks

538
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 2: like we've done something. And yeah, two hours and fifteen

539
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,239
Speaker 2: minutes or something. He ran it in.

540
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: That's a good time.

541
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 2: He took two shits and spewed up once.

542
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

543
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 2: He gets back and I'll show you the videos after

544
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 2: he gets back, and he was just a shell of

545
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 2: a human. But absolute heroics from this young man who

546
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: has spent we did a twelve hour plus drinking session.

547
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 2: He's woken up, thrown his hand up to run half

548
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:03,360
Speaker 2: marathon to the car in the boiling hot sun, rescue

549
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: the vehicle.

550
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: I mean, just an absolute heroic effort.

551
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 2: Oh mate, unbelieva. Anyway, so we got the car to

552
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:13,480
Speaker 2: drive back to Sydney. He's just in shambles. He's asleep

553
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: in the car. Immediately we stopped for lunch. She can't

554
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 2: eat his he's like kind of spew up. He had

555
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 2: a couple of beers. He was like, oh fuck. Like heroics,

556
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 2: you guys are so yeah, that story is dedicated to him.

557
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 1: What's his name?

558
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:29,920
Speaker 2: His name is Ben, Ben and one of the dad's lads,

559
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 2: one of the ones I'm going to ballet with, So

560
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,879
Speaker 2: keep you posted on he's coming to bar. Yeah. Oh, God,

561
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 2: anyway should we do Let's do some lines. Okay, tell

562
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 2: me loud, tell me.

563
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 1: Okay. The first line that I have here, Ash is

564
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: from a mum, and she says that she has a

565
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: videotape of a cartoon that normally plays.

566
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 2: Who has video? Yeah, hey, is this a lie that

567
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: they've lied to us about? The lie?

568
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 1: I be honest, she says, the video Maybe you're recording,

569
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: Maybe you're recording. Maybe I've interpreted it wrong, could be

570
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:17,360
Speaker 1: a grandma who knows that. But she says the cartoon

571
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,439
Speaker 1: normally plays at seven thirty, so if the kids are

572
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 1: being an absolute nightmare, she puts it on at six o'clock.

573
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: Very genius. I think it's Blue Blue plays at like

574
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: seven o'clock or thirty. ABC Kids, and ABC Kids is

575
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: always it's the same, it's rinse and repeat the program

576
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 1: every single time.

577
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 2: So the lie is that it's like, it's time for

578
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 2: that show now, get Yeah. Does that mean he gets

579
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,960
Speaker 2: the kids to bed earlier?

580
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 1: Oh?

581
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: Okay, So she brings the clock forward essentially.

582
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: Because for me, the kids have Bluey and then it's

583
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 1: time for bed. Okay, So I could play four o'clock

584
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: and look at the time in the morning that day,

585
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: went quick into bed.

586
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 2: It's sunny, one of those nights the sun doesn't go down.

587
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: So my lie. I've never used this one, mainly because

588
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 2: I'd probably start using it because Oscar is now using

589
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 2: the bathroom and not a nappy, like Macie is still

590
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: a nappy. The lie is the car won't start until

591
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 2: you go to the toilet. Have you used that one?

592
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: Never? Never? I reckon. My kids would just be like,

593
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: fucking yeah, we're sitting all day.

594
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 2: I just went there swimming with Oscar and I was like,

595
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 2: you can't go swimming until you've gone done a week

596
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 2: because he'll piss in the pools.

597
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: And that's fine, No.

598
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 2: It's not.

599
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: There's so much. The other day we started running gowns

600
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 1: of water.

601
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 2: And so do your kids share a bath? Yeah? Bath,

602
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: because you used to have a shower and now.

603
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: Now they Yeah, they were just pissing the bath. I

604
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 1: don't care. Ah, And sometimes.

605
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: Oscar got in the bath the other day before Macy

606
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 2: and he was obviously dehydrated, and they just went yelling

607
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 2: and I was like, buddy, it was like what I

608
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 2: was like?

609
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: What?

610
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 2: I was like, I can smell that concentrated but yeah,

611
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 2: look I'll give it a crack if they're ever did.

612
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: You ever struggle with May? I mean she's still in nappies,

613
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: isn't she? So you haven't done this just yet. And

614
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: obviously Oscar when he's doing a bush Wii, we'll just

615
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: pull his pants down and stand up. One thing that

616
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 1: I found really hard with the girls is like how

617
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: to hold them while doing a Bushwii.

618
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 2: I just saw a TikTok video about this.

619
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, it was like.

620
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 2: All the different techniques because I have them sit over

621
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: a log.

622
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 1: Because I, oh, that was when she holds the branch. Yeah,

623
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: I have seen that one. But for me, like I

624
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: wasn't sure what angle the wi comes out at for

625
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: a woman. And so the first few attempts trying to

626
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: do a bush Wii, like they'd be pissing up all

627
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: over themselves and pissing all like that because they pull

628
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: the pants downs on the ankles and it comes out

629
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: at an angle that it's really hard to like hold

630
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 1: them in a way with not pissing on themselves. I'll

631
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: show you how to do it after we record this.

632
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,640
Speaker 1: I'll show the position that I go to now and

633
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: it works. Since finding this position, it's made my life

634
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: a hell of a lot easier, but I really feel it recently,

635
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: after like four.

636
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: I scheduled a bush pool the other day and just

637
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 2: poop straight into and I was like, there's only the

638
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: yarn of the bin that was at the skate park.

639
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: What position were you're holding him in?

640
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 2: He was holding himself. That was probably the mistake. Do

641
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 2: you have any questions this week? Math? We do?

642
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: We do?

643
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 2: Ash?

644
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: We have talked about viseectomes before. Yeah.

645
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 2: I did do a story like, it's exactly one year

646
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 2: yesterday since my vasectomy anniversary.

647
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: How did you celebrate?

648
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 2: I untwisted him. No celebrations.

649
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is something that I can

650
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: share on the podcast, but I'd love to know if

651
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: there's any other dads who have had a vasectomy and

652
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: it's increased the amount of liquid.

653
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 2: I'm a squirterer now.

654
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ash Is he's now like a fire hose.

655
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, all of a sudden, it's like the initial

656
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Speaker 2: spurts like normal, and then it just goes in every

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Speaker 2: fucking direction.

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Speaker 1: Wow, is there a doctor listening?

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Speaker 2: Why am I now a squirter?

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Speaker 1: What has happened? But Ash, this mum has written in

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Speaker 1: and she says, hey, do you guys have any tips

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Speaker 1: for visectomy recovery? Hubby is getting the snip in two days. Also,

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Speaker 1: the doctor's name is doctor Dick Beattie. That's not the

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Speaker 1: one you went to.

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Speaker 2: Is it different doctor? Different, different doctor Dick.

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Speaker 1: I reckon this is the wrong question for Ash.

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Speaker 2: Because I just hear's some advice. Go straight home and relax,

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Speaker 2: don't go out with the boys, clock up fifteen thousand steps,

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Speaker 2: get tackled into a bush, don't do it.

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Speaker 1: Is there anyone out there who would honestly consider doing

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Speaker 1: that other than you?

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Speaker 2: Oh, there would be, I'm not not. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I would say, is just recover properly like my mat

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Speaker 2: lives across the street. He got it as funny. Here's

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Speaker 2: another thing too, so he ain't got a recovery fine,

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Speaker 2: three days he was good back to normal. Obviously, it

677
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Speaker 2: must be tough to jerk off after three days. I

678
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Speaker 2: didn't tempt it because I was bruised after my fucking

679
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Speaker 2: belly button from a fucking bender that I had afterwards.

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Speaker 2: But also another thing as well is once one of

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Speaker 2: the boys gets it and all of a sudden the

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Speaker 2: wives has booked all the other boys in. That's what

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Speaker 2: it's not on effect? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

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Speaker 2: like where on the street is they got it? A

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Speaker 2: second me, it's like, oh, I'm going to book you in.

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Speaker 2: That's usually what happens. But go home, put your feet up.

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Speaker 1: Lads, did you when you went out on the piss?

688
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Speaker 1: Was it the next day or that night?

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Speaker 2: I didn't feel it that night, but I definitely had

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Speaker 2: my nuts out a lot that night.

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Speaker 1: Because people Wait, wait, when you went out was that

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Speaker 1: the same That wasn't the same day you got you

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Speaker 1: got the snip in the morning? No? No, no, when

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Speaker 1: did you go out?

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Speaker 2: I got the snip on a Saturday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: And then when did you go out straight after?

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Speaker 1: Fuck?

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Speaker 2: So many people saw my nuts that night? Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: that is yeah. I went to a gay bar and sorry,

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Speaker 2: Hill was no one of so many people saw my nuts.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So make sure the husband doesn't go to Oxford.

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Speaker 2: Get him a nice six pack for when he gets home.

703
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,440
Speaker 2: Will let him have one on the couch in nice,

704
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Speaker 2: peace and quiet because he's nuts.

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Speaker 1: You must have gotten affected after that.

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Speaker 2: No, nah, well I don't know. I'm a squirre now

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Speaker 2: maybe that's yeah, this is a bit of a different one.

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Speaker 2: A bit of a different speed this question, Matthew. I

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Speaker 2: don't know where it comes from, but what are some

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Speaker 2: signs that a man will be a good dad? So

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Speaker 2: obviously pre dad, what do you think are some characteristic

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Speaker 2: signs of a man that could potentially be a good suitor.

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Speaker 1: I think it's hard because I think there are some

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Speaker 1: people that I look at who weren't like it wasn't

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Speaker 1: like the most important thing in their life going and

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Speaker 1: starting a family. Like they wanted to have a family,

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Speaker 1: but it wasn't like something a gag and to have

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Speaker 1: in the scale of like one to one hundred. Some

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Speaker 1: people sit it like fifty summer seventy. Oh wow, sorry

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Speaker 1: about that, keep that in please, Keisha.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so sorry. I know my fat likely threw you off.

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Speaker 1: For example, like Laura wanted to have a family, but

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Speaker 1: you know, if she saw another child, it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: this motherly instinct just took over and she like you know,

725
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Speaker 1: was like couldn't help it hold the baby.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, some people really like love it pre Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like that motherly instinct wasn't kind of instilled in Laura

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Speaker 1: before we had kids.

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Speaker 2: What about you?

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Speaker 1: I always wanted to have kids? Yeah, I couldn't wait

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Speaker 1: to be a dad.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I see, I was like a bit like Laura

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Speaker 2: was like, if I have kids, I have kids. If

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Speaker 2: I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's funny because April really wanted kids. I didn't really

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Speaker 2: want kids, so we compromised and had kids. Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: wasn't that I didn't want kids, but it's like I

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Speaker 2: never knew if I was ever going to be a

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Speaker 2: good dad or whatever. I think, Yeah, like having the

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Speaker 2: kid changes you, right, because even some of the most

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Speaker 2: masculine man who you think there's no way that that

743
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 2: guy can turn into a big soft turn into a

744
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: big softy, But then he has a daughter, and you're like,

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Speaker 2: holy ship, a different like a different person. I think

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Speaker 2: the answer to this question is like it's hard to tell.

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Speaker 1: I think if they have their shit together, Like if

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Speaker 1: there if there's someone who like gets their car serviced

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Speaker 1: every couple of years, you know.

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Speaker 2: I think I think that would have been if he

751
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 2: services his car, is going to be a great dad.

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00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: Okay, if if he services his car, there's not like

753
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: rotting food in the fridge. Yeah, Okay, that's someone.

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00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 3: Who like has like a search general adult staff.

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Speaker 1: Matthew okay, and I think, yeah, there has to be

756
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,360
Speaker 1: a level of like wanting to be a dad as well,

757
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: Like if you don't want to run a marathon, you're

758
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Speaker 1: never really going to do a good time.

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Speaker 2: I well, I've paid for two and I haven't run back. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's a tough one to answer, but I think, like,

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Speaker 2: go with your gut.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if there's anyone actually out there who has a

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Speaker 1: partner who is a dad and a great dad at that,

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Speaker 1: tell us looking back now, before you had kids, what

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Speaker 1: were some of the things that they did which you

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Speaker 1: can now look at and go, ah, that was services car? Yeah,

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00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: the services every three years. Yeah, go into their car.

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Speaker 1: Look at the stick in the top right.

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Speaker 2: Check the log book. All right. I think on that note,

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00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 2: you need to stop talking. I know. I look, guys,

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Speaker 2: I do apologize for my huskyness more like men, I apologize. Women,

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00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 2: You're welcome. But I've been sitting here sucking on sous

773
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,439
Speaker 2: and drinking water the whole time to get back into bed,

774
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 2: trying to get through. One of the most heroic dad

775
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 2: stories I've ever been a part of.

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Speaker 1: This is actually, can I just say your performance today

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Speaker 1: on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Given No, the guy just ran two and a half

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Speaker 2: hour Boy.

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Speaker 1: Don't sell yourself short. What you have done today is absolutely.

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Speaker 2: I let the guy's story be heard, be heard, Ben be.

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Speaker 1: Her people, dads and other father's groups would be like,

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Speaker 1: and did you hear episode twenty seven or twenty eight

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Speaker 1: whatever it is? Ash ash Wicks, after having a twelve

785
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: hour booth session of the weekend, lost his voice, then

786
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Speaker 1: sat through an entire two Doting Dads episode What a Man?

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00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, this has been my voice forever.

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Speaker 1: Now I will say we haven't locked it in one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent, but on the weekend just gone, I did

790
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: a little call out saying we're going to get a

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Speaker 1: doting mum on the podcast because we always do, like

792
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: we try and do one bonus episode per month where

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Speaker 1: we speak to a parent. So far we've just had dads. Everyone,

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Speaker 1: Mum is coming. I don't know if we've told that already.

795
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Speaker 1: Mum will come. That's going to be a bonus episode

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00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: when you're in BALI we'll drop that in a couple

797
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: of weeks. But Amy Girard, Yeah, Mama's love it.

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Speaker 2: I know. April and like both Amy and I did

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Speaker 2: a job for a company on different days where we

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00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 2: had to visit this particular place, but we didn't quite

801
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 2: and then I started following her and then you will.

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00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 2: I what about this? We've had heges of people trying

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00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 2: to get so, I mean, we're not one hundred percent

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00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 2: on it yet, are we? Well?

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Speaker 1: She she wrote back to me and she said, what

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00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: about next week? So potentially I need to tell me

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00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: that we may we may record. I think so it's

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00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: not it's not locked in, so I don't want to

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00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: like jinx it and it not happened. But I think

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Speaker 1: she's Sydney. Books pretty sure she's Crmella. I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 1: that's not Sydney. But if there's anyone listening right now

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00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: who there's a mom they would love to hear from

813
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: on this podcast, submit it to us. We would love

814
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: to have them on here because we want to hear

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00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,520
Speaker 1: from the dads, also want to hear from the moms

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00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 1: as well. And then next week, Ash, are we doing

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Speaker 1: Ordinary Parents?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, next week we will be doing ordinary parents. So

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Speaker 2: get your ordinary parents stories in. I've had a few

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00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 2: on an email, which are really great because if.

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Speaker 1: Your story gets featured, we will pick out the best one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to then win two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: Work. Yeah, a couple get featured, but we'll have a

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Speaker 2: winner every week and a couple hundred bucks from budgets

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00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: Muggil which come direct from them, and they've been great

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Speaker 2: so far, so keep sending you meeting.

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Speaker 1: And also ask you close your mout. You don't have

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Speaker 1: to talk anymore. If you enjoyed this episode, subscribe, review,

829
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: send it to a friend who needs to laugh. Could

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00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: be a parent, could be a non parent, and we

831
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Speaker 1: will speak to you next week. Hopefully Ash's voice is back,

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00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: but not entirely because a little bit of usk is

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Speaker 1: just delightful to hear.

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Speaker 2: I cann't hear the pandies collectively dropping.

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Speaker 1: Okay's get out here two. Doting Dad's podcast acknowledges the

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Speaker 1: traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections to land,

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Speaker 1: see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres straight

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Speaker 2: island of people's today. This episode was recorded on gadigal

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Speaker 2: Land