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Speaker 1: This is a wollen Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Nimmi, my min There's no two ways to say this.

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Speaker 3: She was an incredibly ugly baby.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I for a long time I was chastising you for this.

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Speaker 5: I was like, mate, you can't say that about your partner. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but then I saw the photo and I think it's

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Speaker 5: it's as a few things go on, but the eyes

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Speaker 5: they're like pits of despair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like a monster. Yeah, she's sort of.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't yeah, like if you if Yeah, I wouldn't

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Speaker 5: leave my baby in a room one a month with her.

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Speaker 2: No, And I don't think they did.

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Speaker 3: I think they were a bit worried about taking out

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Speaker 3: of preschools and whatnot, because you know, she could potentially

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Speaker 3: something well, either eat them or just like I know,

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Speaker 3: she sort of looks like the devil a little bit,

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Speaker 3: like I Eve look at her.

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Speaker 2: I look at her.

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Speaker 6: An animal in there. There's an animal in there somewhere

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Speaker 6: the same.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think spirit, evil spirit.

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Speaker 6: Or like a rabid possum.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that.

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Speaker 6: There's something going on. It's NQR.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So we're not blaming your parents though, because you know, Terry, Terry.

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Speaker 3: And Michelle beautiful people, beautiful individual So it's it's really hard.

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Speaker 6: To suggesting that Terry slept with a were wolf before.

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Speaker 3: Well could have been and I don't think it's that

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Speaker 3: far from the truth when you see the photo, So

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Speaker 3: go to our Instagram if you don't want to see it.

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Speaker 3: On the stories there, I should mention as well, Mimi

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Speaker 3: is the most beautiful person in the world now.

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Speaker 2: She is so gorgeous, and she she she matured like

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Speaker 2: a good fine red wine. Will. But here's the thing,

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Speaker 2: and here's my concern.

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Speaker 6: They looked in a cellar for a while. Did they

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Speaker 6: deep underground?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what they did, but somehow she went

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Speaker 3: from the devil half werewolf, half devil and turned into

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Speaker 3: honestly the genuine ten that she is right now.

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Speaker 2: But here's here's the concern.

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Speaker 6: Will, let's get back to it.

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Speaker 3: I was also I was also you've seen a photo

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Speaker 3: of me as a baby.

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Speaker 2: What did I look like?

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Speaker 5: Oh, Winston Churchill, Ye, you look like just just someone

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Speaker 5: had shoved lard inside a condom and then just like

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Speaker 5: squeezed it at the end, so it looked all pudgy.

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Speaker 6: But you got to say it. It's actually the most

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Speaker 6: crook shot.

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Speaker 2: It's on our stories.

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Speaker 6: It is it is rank.

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Speaker 5: But you look, I've seen knobs of ginger that have

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Speaker 5: looked more attractive than that head.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 6: You are disgusting, disgusting, but terrifying.

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Speaker 3: You actually look like the evil guy in June Oh

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Speaker 3: Scars guard.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that he is a creature that sits in marks.

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Speaker 2: He is lard online. Yeah right yeah, but perfect lips.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you've got great lips.

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Speaker 3: I've got like, literally idyllic lips. But here's the here's

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Speaker 3: the major concerent. Enough about me being ugly as a

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Speaker 3: baby and men being ugly as a baby. We are

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Speaker 3: expecting a baby in October, and it's just very clear

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Speaker 3: to me that that baby is going to be ugly?

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Speaker 5: Is it? And well, given no two ways, Well, Jeane,

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Speaker 5: you've got you've probably got a one in sixteen, like

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Speaker 5: if you did a if you did a genetic.

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Speaker 3: Square, sure, but fifteen out of sixteen chance that it's

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Speaker 3: going to be an ugly baby.

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Speaker 2: So what I want to know right now?

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Speaker 6: And he knew that my baby's very cute.

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Speaker 2: Hurts, Yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 3: And and to know that because we're such you know,

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Speaker 3: good friends, but we're obviously going to have group shots.

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Speaker 6: Well probably not.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, we've got a picnic to get Your baby

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Speaker 3: comes out like a fusion of you and mim the

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Speaker 3: ginger knob fused.

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Speaker 6: With a were wolf.

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Speaker 5: Just crop.

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Speaker 6: You can just crop about the photo.

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Speaker 5: It's about the fact that I don't want her anywhere

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Speaker 5: near your childs for fear of what she might catch.

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Speaker 6: She mon't even just pass out by looking at you.

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Speaker 2: Now that's fair. We'll I have to put some sort

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Speaker 2: of over a veil.

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Speaker 6: Veil anyway.

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Speaker 2: The question I want to ask thirteen one oh six five,

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Speaker 2: and sorry I will I will just clarify as well.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to love my daughter more than anything. I

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Speaker 2: don't care.

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Speaker 3: I don't care what she looks like, but the chances

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Speaker 3: she's gonna look a bit now, thirteen one oh sixty

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Speaker 3: five is our number.

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Speaker 2: I want to ask you guys out there, did someone

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Speaker 2: you know have an ugly baby?

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Speaker 3: Have you have you met an ugly baby before? And

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Speaker 3: how did you react to it? Did you lie and

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Speaker 3: say oh beautiful or were you honest?

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Speaker 2: You just need to ready myself.

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Speaker 6: For that interaction.

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Speaker 2: What is most like gonna happen? In October thirty one

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Speaker 2: six five?

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Speaker 5: An ugly baby how to deal with it because you're

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Speaker 5: lined up for a kid with a face like a

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Speaker 5: drop meat pie.

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Speaker 3: I'm playing the averages here, playing the averages. Mim that

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Speaker 3: quite an ugly baby.

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Speaker 2: Got the photos photo evidence.

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Speaker 3: If you think I'm being harsh on our Instagram stories,

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Speaker 3: you can see her. I was a very ugly baby.

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Speaker 3: Also looked like well a mini Winston Churchill.

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Speaker 6: Yeah you describe knob of ginger.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you're throwing around.

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Speaker 6: Or butter shoved down the end of a condom.

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Speaker 3: I think that's been too polite to me or too complimentary.

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Speaker 2: It's quite smooth, quite a smooth experience. I was weathered,

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Speaker 2: I get so weathered. Who knows, But chances are my

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Speaker 2: beautiful baby that's coming in October is not going to

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Speaker 2: look great. I will love her.

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Speaker 3: I will love her to death, don't you get me wrong.

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Speaker 3: But I'm interested by how people are going to respond

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Speaker 3: to her. If she isn't, how do you respond? I

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Speaker 3: don't I think I want to lie? Oh really, I've

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Speaker 3: heard that when it's your baby.

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Speaker 6: Yeah you don't want it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you you just you see beauty because you

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Speaker 3: you never loved something so much, So I won't have

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Speaker 3: any perspective on knowing if it's ugly or not. So

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Speaker 3: I think I'm going to want people to lie. But

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Speaker 3: that's why I asked people to call on thirteen one

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Speaker 5: And so you know what, You'll always have like a

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Speaker 5: bit of a shallow hell complex with your baby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I think I'd like to live

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Speaker 3: in that complex rather.

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Speaker 5: Than yeah, the other he says in shallow holl He's like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I don't know why you broke the curse for me?

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Speaker 6: Why Tony Robbins you broke Tony Robins go the weird movie, Alex.

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Speaker 6: Everyone lied to you. Everyone lied to you, Everybody lied

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Speaker 6: to me. How did you know?

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Speaker 2: How do you know?

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Speaker 4: Then? Wouldn't the baby come out? Mate? I looked at

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Speaker 4: him and I went, what the hell? He looked exactly

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Speaker 4: like a chimpanzee, I mean, wrinkled up monkey. And I

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Speaker 4: keep telling everybody, what the hell's happening here?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 4: Can you hear all over with everything? We don't know?

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Speaker 4: He's cute, everything that my mom lied every Lloyd later

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Speaker 4: months later, it was about three days and then sort

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Speaker 4: of he started coming good on even realized sometimes I

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Speaker 4: come out right. But months later they said, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: he was really ugly.

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Speaker 6: When the dust the dust and the wrinkles, that sort

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 5: Like as I said to you before, and I hate

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Speaker 5: to keep saying this, my baby is very cute, beautiful,

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Speaker 5: go out of their way to say to me, there

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Speaker 5: are lots of only babies in the world.

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Speaker 6: You have a very cute baby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And right from the get go, right when she came out,

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Speaker 3: she was yeah, what does she have when she popped out, well,

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Speaker 3: she was just well, she was covered in her own ship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was hard to Cathy's called Kathy, what happened

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Speaker 5: with your dad?

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Speaker 4: Pretty much?

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Speaker 7: Dad got invited with all his Air Force mate They

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Speaker 7: a house party, and they the two owners, like the hosts,

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Speaker 7: had just had a baby and they, you know, Dad

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Speaker 7: and his mates are walked in the door and they're

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Speaker 4: And pretty much Dad picks up the baby.

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Speaker 7: And goes, oh my god, this is the ugliest baby

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Speaker 2: Wow, just straight out with it. Gee, whiz Cat.

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Speaker 7: I think he didn't realize you said it out loud,

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Speaker 7: and I think it's front of everyone and the dad

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Speaker 7: ended up going, oh, yeah, you're pretty right there, and

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Speaker 7: the wife was extremely.

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Speaker 1: Unhappy about it.

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Speaker 7: And God's still friends with this guy to this day

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Speaker 7: and they.

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Speaker 1: Still hang out.

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Speaker 7: Anyway, I guess it worked out there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was honest.

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Speaker 2: I mean, honesty is the best policy you do.

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Speaker 5: Here.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Joanne. Now, Joanne, what happened when your

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Speaker 3: We're talking about well, ugly babies and how you respond

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Speaker 2: What happened when your sister gave berth Joanne?

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Speaker 1: My sister was in a forty eight hour labor and

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Speaker 1: it was like a long labor. Anyways, she sort of

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Speaker 1: like he got four scepped out, so it was this

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Speaker 1: traumatic labor. But then when he came out, his whole

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Speaker 1: head was a football, and I'm like, I started like

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Speaker 1: bursting into tears because it was her first baby, and

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Speaker 1: I was like the first time I've been in to

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Speaker 1: sort of seer labor, and yeah, his head was a football,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, this is an ugly baby.

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Speaker 1: And I burst it into tears and I read out

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Speaker 1: of the room.

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Speaker 2: Lily started crying and ran out. When you saw the

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Speaker 2: side of the baby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was ugly, bloody.

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Speaker 2: Hell see, that's too much. I think that's too much johnesty.

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Speaker 5: You stay there, well might be like, no, that's too much.

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Speaker 6: I'm already done with that.

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