Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, welcome back to the Mason Cox Show. Today
Speaker 1: the entertainment section, We've got Joe Exotic is becoming the
Speaker 1: next US president. Yes, you heard me right. How three
Speaker 1: dollars worth of cheese into the date? Yes, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure on that one. We will get further into it.
Speaker 1: And what absurd amount of money did Kyle Sandelin spend
Speaker 1: on a certain part of his wedding. We're covering that
Speaker 1: all on the entertainment section. Starting out. All right, everyone,
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Speaker 1: Bredon Cox.
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Speaker 1: we will get straight into it the water cooler chat
Speaker 1: because as I said off the top, Joe Exotic is
Speaker 1: going to become the next US president. Brandon, Yes, you've
Speaker 1: heard me right. The man that is currently in jail
Speaker 1: is going to somehow raise his hand for presidency. And
Speaker 1: I think he's got a red hot shot at this.
Speaker 2: I was going to say he's still in jail, right.
Speaker 1: He is. He's doing twenty one years in prison for
Speaker 1: trying to hire a hitman for Carol Baskins. Carol Baskets,
Speaker 1: Oh man. The man is obviously known. During the COVID times,
Speaker 1: we'll just had a bit of time, you know, just
Speaker 1: to hang out at the house and the Netflix stock
Speaker 1: went through the roof because we had nothing better to
Speaker 1: do with our lives, and miraculously, Tiger King reinvented the
Speaker 1: life of COVID for that moment in time, and Joe Exotic,
Speaker 1: obviously he was the Tiger King and he became the
Speaker 1: man we all became obsessed with. And he's in federal
Speaker 1: prison at the moment for animal abuse and attempted murder disgrace.
Speaker 1: Former zoo keepers told fans he isn't joking about his
Speaker 1: presidential bit. He's serious. But I didn't realize this. His
Speaker 1: actual names Joseph Allen Maldonado passage. Yea, it rolls off
Speaker 1: the tongue, rolls off the tongue. It's beautiful, beautiful. But yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in federal prison. But he's put his hand up.
Speaker 1: He put his hand up. He's gonna be president of
Speaker 1: the United States. Not Kanye, not Kim Kardashian. I don't
Speaker 1: know who else is put their hand Maybe Trump. I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe Trump. He's putting his hand up too.
Speaker 1: But I think Joe Exotic number one, number one on
Speaker 1: the ballot this year.
Speaker 2: You might actually be running from prison with the Trump.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many. There's hundreds of millions of
Speaker 2: people in the United States of America. How do you
Speaker 2: pick about four criminals to run for president every year?
Speaker 1: It's a real sign of the Times, as they said,
Speaker 1: America it is a grand old place to not be
Speaker 1: living at the moment.
Speaker 2: There's got to be more people out there. There's like, well, okay,
Speaker 2: all of America you can only pick from, you know,
Speaker 2: the decrepit old man with Alzheimer's that you tanned up,
Speaker 2: old fucking like walking.
Speaker 1: Lether You just oh, just cheeto of a human that.
Speaker 2: Abuses tigers and is currently in prison. Like, come on,
Speaker 2: there's gotta be some.
Speaker 1: More exotic person out there than Joe exonic. I'm not
Speaker 1: really Henderson sure, but I did learn this other day.
Speaker 1: I was a student bit of research on this, and
Speaker 1: I did learn that Carole Boskins apparently has found Don Lewis.
Speaker 1: Says Don Lewis her husband who we all thought, you know,
Speaker 1: miraculously disappeared. And Joe's not make that very clear, very
Speaker 1: clear that he thought Carol Baskins killed her husband. Well
Speaker 1: apparently she thinks he's alive and well in Costa Rica.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. They're all
Speaker 2: freak shows. I was actually just thinking, how is Joe exotic?
Speaker 2: Like what makes him exotic? He's just like a mullet
Speaker 2: sporting freak from.
Speaker 1: I think it's the tiger print pants. I think that's
Speaker 1: what gets him over the line. And the fact that
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he had put his face on a
Speaker 1: condom for his like running from mayor of Oklahoma. I
Speaker 1: think at some point the man just had no boundaries,
Speaker 1: no boundaries as far as what he was willing to
Speaker 1: do for attention.
Speaker 2: His political career is still bubbling away there.
Speaker 1: You just you never know. This one thing we've learned
Speaker 1: from America, don't ever doubt their capabilities. They're great for
Speaker 1: a headline speaking of one American to another one that
Speaker 1: a lot of people I think is American, but it's
Speaker 1: actually Canadian. Ryan Reynolds has made some pruston Biden cash models.
Speaker 1: He's actually sold his phone company meant to tam up
Speaker 1: one of the biggest phone carrors. They are like the
Speaker 1: Telstra of America. He's sold his company meant to for
Speaker 1: an absolute fortune. This man is about to make bank.
Speaker 2: How much we're talking.
Speaker 1: We're talking one point three five billion dollars worth. Decent
Speaker 1: them out bad, not bad. He's got it a little bit,
Speaker 1: he keeps some shares, a little bit, gets paid out.
Speaker 1: But this man's been all over. He's done WREXHAMFC. He's
Speaker 1: done that whole Disney thing. Awesome. If you haven't seen
Speaker 1: it yet, go see it. Essentially takes over one of
Speaker 1: the soccer teams in Europe and just has a good
Speaker 1: time with it and reinvents them. It's it's insane, awesome,
Speaker 1: great show. It's like Ted Lasso. But in real life, I.
Speaker 2: Think once you build your profile big enough, you can
Speaker 2: really just attach your name to anything and it's the
Speaker 2: stocks are going to go up.
Speaker 1: Just do whatever you want, like we see it all
Speaker 1: the time, like you mentioned earlier, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well we've got what Logan Paul just did his what's
Speaker 2: his drink prime so like, and that's definitely from what
Speaker 2: it became the number one sports drink of the UFC,
Speaker 2: and a UFC sports dietitian came out and said, if
Speaker 2: you're an athlete for the UFC and you're cutting weight
Speaker 2: and need hydration, don't drink Cryme Like it's one of
Speaker 2: the worst drinks you can drink for hydration and like
Speaker 2: a professional level, it's actually quite dangerous. Like so it
Speaker 2: just shows that it's more of like a marketing gimmick
Speaker 2: and all of that just like associated to that. But
Speaker 2: what they do is they put their name on it,
Speaker 2: make as much noise as they can to disrupt the market,
Speaker 2: and then a big company like Coca Cola or whatever,
Speaker 2: we'll just swoop in and say, look, we'll just give
Speaker 2: you a billion dollars to go away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well billion dollars just to bury this thing. Like yeah,
Speaker 1: and it happens all the time.
Speaker 2: But I think the biggest issue with it in most
Speaker 2: cases not saying, like the lovely Ryan Reynolds is doing that.
Speaker 1: He's the great, He's one of the great people of
Speaker 1: the world. He can't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, but I don't think mint Mobile
Speaker 2: is like its own Telco company. Like it's just it's
Speaker 2: doing what essentially a lot of companies do here and
Speaker 2: is using like Telstra yeah, as like the actual service provider,
Speaker 2: and they just attach themselves to that and portion out
Speaker 2: how much you need to pay and how much your
Speaker 2: bills are and stuff like that. So I think that's
Speaker 2: the problem with this stuff is like these big names
Speaker 2: will associate with these brands, but the quality of the
Speaker 2: brand isn't always amazing, and it kind of screws over
Speaker 2: their fan base, like they're just leveraging and abusing their
Speaker 2: fan base.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest that Braiden. It's fifteen dollars a month
Speaker 1: for Mint Mobile. If you're thinking you're getting some good
Speaker 1: usage at a fifteen dollars a month on a mobile plan,
Speaker 1: rethink your mobile plan. I don't think you're gonna get
Speaker 1: anything decent out of that. It's gonna be a basic
Speaker 1: foot phone with maybe some like one hundred texts like
Speaker 1: back in the day, and then like five phone calls.
Speaker 1: That's about it.
Speaker 2: And I think that's probably the difference between him and
Speaker 2: Logan Paul because there's probably like fifteen to twenty dollars
Speaker 2: for a bottle of proNT Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh well, they just released in Australia. I'm assuming they're
Speaker 1: probably doing pretty well. But yep, a big upster. Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1: Hell of a pout he's about to get. And I'm
Speaker 1: excited because if you put some money towards the WREXAMFC,
Speaker 1: they might be making the Premier League soon and that
Speaker 1: would be a heck of a story to see. But
Speaker 1: we'll move on to the next one. This has a
Speaker 1: bit of a passionate one for me. School shootings in America, Yes,
Speaker 1: we've talked about it, plenty of times. It is always
Speaker 1: a subject here in Australia, and you best believe schools
Speaker 1: in America are now implementing bulletproof rooms to protect their
Speaker 1: children against school shooters.
Speaker 2: Just to make your anti school shooting.
Speaker 1: Anti school shooting. I think that's pretty obvious, it's pretty phenomenal.
Speaker 1: We're getting to this point that we need to make
Speaker 1: rooms inside of rooms to protect ourselves from school shooters,
Speaker 1: rather than actually just making harder laws against guns.
Speaker 2: They could have easily have solved this whole thing, as
Speaker 2: we know, by giving teachers guns and just having them
Speaker 2: be rambo and just shooting out the joint. So what's
Speaker 2: the reasoning behind, Like, why did they do this.
Speaker 1: Path Well, they realized there's no way of stopping them
Speaker 1: because government won't stop them from being able to access guns.
Speaker 1: So what's the next best thing. Let's try to find
Speaker 1: a way to protect ourselves from this. So you think
Speaker 1: about there in the corner of the room, this lady
Speaker 1: pulls out this handle. The handle becomes a room inside
Speaker 1: a room that's a bulletproof room. You hide the kids,
Speaker 1: hide the teachers in there, and then the shooter that
Speaker 1: comes into the room sees that goes can't be fucked,
Speaker 1: moves on to the next place, hopefully the next place
Speaker 1: has one, two, and then it just goes there.
Speaker 2: I don't know, this doesn't seem correct.
Speaker 1: Well, it's wild to me because this week I had
Speaker 1: some people from the University of Virginia come into the
Speaker 1: club and had a bit of a chat to him
Speaker 1: about the career and everything else, and they were NBA students, great,
Speaker 1: amazing people. And I remember at some point we're walking around,
Speaker 1: I think got dropped like a binder or something on
Speaker 1: the floor. It made a big bang, you know, and
Speaker 1: then kind of turned around. Everyone was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: oh no, oh no. And I was like, that was
Speaker 1: a bit weird the way they reacted in that thought.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, that's because when they hear
Speaker 1: a big bang, the first thing they think of is
Speaker 1: a gun being shot. And it just kind of hit me.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, the fact that this
Speaker 1: is subconsciously happening everyone's like mind's in America right now
Speaker 1: is just crazy to me. And then I come to
Speaker 1: Australia and people just ask me these questions of why
Speaker 1: guns are always legal there and everything else. And then
Speaker 1: I come to the realization. Whenever you have someone from
Speaker 1: America there, you're like, oh, yeah, this is absurd, absolutely
Speaker 1: hipster that this is a stress and anxiety on people's
Speaker 1: brains every single day.
Speaker 2: It's just another thing you also have to learn at school,
Speaker 2: is like get to the bulletproof room to survive another
Speaker 2: in class.
Speaker 1: We used to have Doctor Downing talking about the podcast.
Speaker 1: Doctor Downing said on the podcast or set over the intercom,
Speaker 1: that essentially meant you had to go hide in the
Speaker 1: corner of the room, away from the window where the
Speaker 1: shooter wouldn't be able to see you. And that was
Speaker 1: a legit thing we practiced as much as a tornado
Speaker 1: drill was a Doctor Downing shooting in the building.
Speaker 2: I'm glad it's not a problem we have to go through.
Speaker 1: Yes, very fortunate to be in Australia. Our guns are
Speaker 1: not legal and we have a healthcare system. Big audio
Speaker 1: upgrades this week. Huge audio upgrades by Braiden is he's
Speaker 1: pulling his weight hair. But we will go into his
Speaker 1: next segment, which is one of everyone's favorites. We've got
Speaker 1: the weird news stories of the week. What do you
Speaker 1: have for us, Braiden?
Speaker 2: An interesting one off the top and I'm sure we've
Speaker 2: both been in this situation plenty of times, I don't know,
Speaker 2: not together. A couple had such wild sex at a
Speaker 2: hotel that they ended up in court with a large fine.
Speaker 2: Now I don't know if you could put two and
Speaker 2: two together there, but a couple has been fined nine
Speaker 2: hundred dollars each after they had such wild sex. They
Speaker 2: kept guests at the hotel awake. It's just good honor,
Speaker 2: off the top, good honor, good lord. But they became
Speaker 2: so randy. Police were called in the early hours of
Speaker 2: the morning. They were given a key, so the police
Speaker 2: let themselves into the room, which is you know, I.
Speaker 1: Had to knowing what's happening, having to walk into that brave.
Speaker 2: But they weren't. They weren't in bed. They were in
Speaker 2: the bathroom and that's where the noises were coming from.
Speaker 2: So the police had to kick the door open into
Speaker 2: the bathroom. Now they didn't really know what was going
Speaker 2: on because they had a bit to drink. They were
Speaker 2: a bit and ee reated and they were just cutting
Speaker 2: sick on each other in there. So the police got them,
Speaker 2: arrested them charged them. They got eighteen hundred dollars fine
Speaker 2: in damages, which included the door and four hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty dollars worth of refunds that they had to give
Speaker 2: guests because they complained because they couldn't sleep all night
Speaker 2: because of the wild sex that they we had.
Speaker 1: This isn't in three other rooms? Now, that makes me
Speaker 1: wonder because there's only two other rooms either side. What's
Speaker 1: the third room?
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it was so loud that it affected someone
Speaker 2: two rooms.
Speaker 1: Away, maybe across the hall, or yeah, two rooms, that's mate.
Speaker 1: I've had some issues with this in the in the past. Right,
Speaker 1: what do you mean she's not in that sense? You're
Speaker 1: thinking right away?
Speaker 2: This was you?
Speaker 1: What not?
Speaker 2: It's not me?
Speaker 1: No, this wasn't us, This wasn't us together. I've been
Speaker 1: to hotels whenever we got travel as a team, right,
Speaker 1: And for some reason, I guess people think, like a hotel,
Speaker 1: it's a place to have love making. Right. It's away
Speaker 1: from home, away from the kids, away from the family,
Speaker 1: just you two and someone's cleaning up the mess once
Speaker 1: you're done.
Speaker 2: And that's that's.
Speaker 1: What I feel like people might think. Right. And I've
Speaker 1: been in like travel situations where we're traveling for a game.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get some sleep. It's like nine o'clock
Speaker 1: in the afternoon. Whoever is the next one neighbor decides
Speaker 1: to come back, they've had a few drinks and just
Speaker 1: say for the next little bit, I didn't sleep a wink.
Speaker 1: That has happened multiple times. I'm sure this has happened
Speaker 1: to other people that have stayed at hotel. Surely you've
Speaker 1: heard other people doing the deed next door.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, So you got to stay away for like
Speaker 2: one or two minutes.
Speaker 1: I did have one. I'll tell you this story. Actually
Speaker 1: this is random, but I did have one police encounter
Speaker 1: in college. Very brief story, but I did. We have
Speaker 1: a few drinks on Saturday night Row. It's maybe like
Speaker 1: ten pm. You know, we're all just hanging out a
Speaker 1: few couches. Everyone's just telling and hanging chilling and yeah,
Speaker 1: a little bit illin and we had a bit of
Speaker 1: like a fraternity house style situation. Right. It was pretty
Speaker 1: open door. Anyone walked in, he was like, hey, what's up, man,
Speaker 1: going in have a beer or whatever. No one cared.
Speaker 1: And at this point we're all sitting there chilling, about
Speaker 1: to go out for the night, and the door just
Speaker 1: gets like you just slammed open. Just like, well, bamn,
Speaker 1: and you're like, what in the world. And you just
Speaker 1: see this guy just like dart through the hall that
Speaker 1: goes straight through the house and then straight out the
Speaker 1: back door, and I'm like, what that was interesting?
Speaker 2: Got to get to class?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ten pm on a Saturday night. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's very odd. And then about five seconds later, you
Speaker 1: just see like three cops, full gear headed, toe spritten
Speaker 1: after this dude, out of shape, struggling, breathing hard, no
Speaker 1: acknowledgment whatsoever, straight through the house, chasing the guy, and
Speaker 1: we all just kind of sat there after, just looking
Speaker 1: at each other. Was there a police chase through our
Speaker 1: front living room a second ago? I think there was?
Speaker 1: And then never again were we told by anyone, and
Speaker 1: the police never showed back up, said anything, nothing, just
Speaker 1: was acknowledged that was a normal thing in college.
Speaker 2: You could have been on cops.
Speaker 1: I might have been on a body camp somewhere. I'm
Speaker 1: not even really sure.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not something that happens every day. But the
Speaker 2: next news story that I have is a good one
Speaker 2: because it really got under my skin a little bit,
Speaker 2: and I think it's the tone that it was delivered. Now,
Speaker 2: sometimes people upload stuff to TikTok thinking they're in the
Speaker 2: right and it turns out that they're not. So this
Speaker 2: woman got blasted for ditching her date after he didn't
Speaker 2: order extra cheese on his burger. On a burger, okay,
Speaker 2: on a burger. Continue, So they met up. They went
Speaker 2: on the date. She said, it went well, like he's
Speaker 2: a good dude, it seemed nice. They went to a
Speaker 2: restaurant to have dinner and he ordered a burger. So
Speaker 2: it's all good up until this point. And then this
Speaker 2: is where things change.
Speaker 4: Do you want some cheese on your burger? And he asked,
Speaker 4: is this going to be extra? And she says yes,
Speaker 4: he's three dollars extra, and he said, okay, then never mind.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what the actual fuck? And he's like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, you have to be extra for everything these days.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, it's New York City.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's New York City city. Okay, So he is
Speaker 2: a bit cheap, So like, you either want cheese or
Speaker 2: you don't.
Speaker 1: Three dollars USD that might be like six aud bye bye,
Speaker 1: just thrown out there.
Speaker 2: And what burger doesn't just have cheese on it? It
Speaker 2: could be a principal play Like you could be like, hey,
Speaker 2: I do want cheese, and I don't care how much
Speaker 2: it costs, the principle of the burger doesn't come with cheese.
Speaker 2: I would have almost walked out at that point and
Speaker 2: been like, I know, what do I have to pay
Speaker 2: extra for the bun and the lettuce and the tomato.
Speaker 1: But if you want a cheese, you just say I
Speaker 1: want a cheeseburger, don't you.
Speaker 2: I just assume that what burger doesn't have cheese on it?
Speaker 2: It annoyed the shit out of me to that point,
Speaker 2: but she's judging him already, so he's sweating.
Speaker 1: I compare this to like avocado. At the moment, avocado
Speaker 1: might be like five dollars extra, and I go five
Speaker 1: dollars for that little taste of avocado. Probably not worth it,
Speaker 1: And I will do what he did and say, I'm okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, move on.
Speaker 2: Cheap break. If you want avocado, get avocado. But I
Speaker 2: think avocado is an extra. Avocado is a traditional extra,
Speaker 2: yeah okay, whereas like, yeah, so there are extras. I
Speaker 2: think hellapinios, that's an extra. Lettuce not an extra, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: you expect lettuce anyway, we're getting far off the topic here.
Speaker 2: So he's a bit cheap, but does that justify what
Speaker 2: she does next?
Speaker 4: I got up and I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 4: the restroom for a second. I took my purse and
Speaker 4: then went to the waitress and I was like, hey,
Speaker 4: I just want to pay the bill. And I just
Speaker 4: pays the bill and walks out of the restaurant. So
Speaker 4: I texted him the check is taken care of. We
Speaker 4: should have gone in the cheese, and I blocked him.
Speaker 1: What so she paid for the bill? Know that guy
Speaker 1: would have been going, well, cool, free dinner. Girl's terrible anyway.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there's so much to it, so it's she
Speaker 2: just lied anyway. It was like got her person said
Speaker 2: I'm going to the bathroom, went up, paid the bill,
Speaker 2: and just left, like just left him there. Sent him
Speaker 2: a text said you should have got the cheese, which
Speaker 2: you can't. It's yea anyway, and then she blocked it
Speaker 2: and the way that she says, and then I.
Speaker 1: Blocked him, pretentious lot of check that paid for it
Speaker 1: with dad's black eye Max. Yep, I got it.
Speaker 2: I can get it from both sides that It's like
Speaker 2: there's got to be a line where someone's so cheap
Speaker 2: that you're like, hmm, this isn't going to work on
Speaker 2: a head if if they're like every everything's gonna come
Speaker 2: down to money when we go like on a holiday
Speaker 2: or if we do anything, or like if you're well
Speaker 2: off and they're not, and it's like this weird like
Speaker 2: dynamic of like dynamic, especially if the guy wants to
Speaker 2: pay but then is like trying to cheap out on everything.
Speaker 2: He's like, I'll get dinner and then he takes you
Speaker 2: to like subway or something. But like her tone was
Speaker 2: like annoying, and the fact that she just got up
Speaker 2: and just said, oh, I'm going to the bathroom, I'll
Speaker 2: be back, ditchim and send the message and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: There's so many better ways to handle this, Like for starters,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, you just go through the whole thing
Speaker 2: and then leave and then send them a message going
Speaker 2: like I don't think we're right for each other. This
Speaker 2: is that's it.
Speaker 1: Then you document the whole thing on TikTok, knowing you
Speaker 1: get maybe she thought she wasn't going to get roasted,
Speaker 1: but you best believe you're gonna get absolutely embarrassed whenever
Speaker 1: it comes to these saying, I just why, just why?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, there's there's ways to fix this auto
Speaker 1: cheese broke one two, don't be a prick lady. Just
Speaker 1: let it go. Don't need to pay for it, don't
Speaker 1: need to pull the power move. Just let it be.
Speaker 1: And if he's a terrible person to hang out with,
Speaker 1: just just tell him this isn't gonna work and go.
Speaker 1: I don't need to like roast him for his like
Speaker 1: choice and food. That's just some st I just don't
Speaker 1: and then put it on TikTok so she can get
Speaker 1: comments and likes and everything else.
Speaker 2: I've got one for you. It just popped into my head.
Speaker 2: But like, have you ever been on a date and
Speaker 2: then during the date, something's happened that you can't unnoticed, Yes,
Speaker 2: that you're just sitting there going like, oh, it was
Speaker 2: a good date until that happened, and now you're just
Speaker 2: like it's like a light switch. It's just like it
Speaker 2: was going well, and then you're just like, Okay, I
Speaker 2: can never find this person attractive. Ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really pedantic around like cleanliness and whenever someone
Speaker 1: just has something in their teeth. But it's gone too
Speaker 1: far to say anything. Is the worst feeling that's on you.
Speaker 1: I know it's on me, but sometimes it's like been
Speaker 1: in there for a while. You're like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: like a first date, and you're kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to embarrass her, and you just kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh, maybe I'll just see through it. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll pop out, maybe it'll pop out, you know, we'll
Speaker 1: move all this thing. And it's like you get it
Speaker 1: like thirty seconds after and you're like, oh, it's too far.
Speaker 1: We've gone too far.
Speaker 2: And then when she goes up to get like a
Speaker 2: drink at the bar or something, the bartender's like, you
Speaker 2: got some shit in your teath?
Speaker 3: Oh, and then you're left out to dry and you're like, well,
Speaker 3: that's awesome, great start.
Speaker 2: I've had one. I went on a date and it
Speaker 2: was going really well, and then this girl brought up
Speaker 2: the fact that she lived with her parents and I
Speaker 2: had no reaction. I didn't care, and it turned into
Speaker 2: a massive issue for her. She was like, oh, what, like,
Speaker 2: is it a big problem that I lived with my parents?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, not at all. And then
Speaker 2: she was like, fully off me. We I just bought
Speaker 2: two new drinks and she like pushed it away from
Speaker 2: her and just sat there and like shut down everything
Speaker 2: I said. I was like, oh, well, I guess this
Speaker 2: isn't working. So I like finished up my drink because
Speaker 2: I was not going to drink my drink. Yeah, paid
Speaker 2: for it, and then I left. I was like, this
Speaker 2: what it's like. Don't project your problems onto me.
Speaker 1: So I lived your family inflations, hitting hard Braden.
Speaker 2: I would have rich all right.
Speaker 1: From that, will change into the dating segment and there's
Speaker 1: not much going on here, and thank god because we've
Speaker 1: given a lot to these dating segments. And if you
Speaker 1: want to listen to some of the embarrassing stories, go
Speaker 1: check out the other entertainment ones. There are plenty plenty
Speaker 1: in there. But I've got something I want to bring
Speaker 1: up now. Recently in the news, Kyle Sandalans everyone knows
Speaker 1: Kylin Jackie O great people on the Kiss FM network
Speaker 1: up North. He's going to spend one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars on flowers for his wedding, and then one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars on catering, and of that one hundred thousand,
Speaker 1: thirty five thousand dollars on caviar caviar, fish eggs, and
Speaker 1: then ten thousand to fifteen thousand on napkins.
Speaker 2: This is that's a real breakdown of costs.
Speaker 1: Like I find it how you're spending over a quarter
Speaker 1: of a million dollars relative and flowers.
Speaker 2: If the rest of the wedding costs like ten million
Speaker 2: dollars and one hundred and fifty thousand isn't that much.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I could do with two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars? Oh my gosh, I would throw
Speaker 1: the Yeah, throw a great wedding is probably what he's
Speaker 1: gonna do.
Speaker 2: This is the exact opposite problem of the dude with
Speaker 2: the cheese. Yes, but I reckon. If I went to
Speaker 2: a wedding and I was like, oh, thank god, I
Speaker 2: just want to drink some beers and I want to
Speaker 2: have food, sat down, and they bring me fish eggs,
Speaker 2: I'd feel like, a can't it just be like a burger?
Speaker 2: Just give me a book with cheese.
Speaker 1: Kyle's also, don't worry, he's not spending too much because
Speaker 1: Guy Sebastian doing a favor performing for free.
Speaker 2: If you were Guys Sebastian and you saw the breakdown
Speaker 2: of costs that he's spending on flowers and caveat. I'd
Speaker 2: be going back and saying, hey, remember how I said
Speaker 2: I could do this for free?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah about that and not so much anymore. But
Speaker 1: the whole spinning of all this makes me think and
Speaker 1: makes me think to dating in my own life and
Speaker 1: how much money I've spent on dates. I don't want
Speaker 1: to know the absurd amount I've probably spent on the
Speaker 1: dating pool out there, but I want to ask you this,
Speaker 1: what's the most you've ever spent on actually going out
Speaker 1: on a date, all expenses included.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this bit of there's a bit
Speaker 2: of like, you know, context around it. I reckon. When
Speaker 2: I was young, I spent I remember spending two hundred
Speaker 2: bucks on a day, which like was that much money,
Speaker 2: and it was like a big three partera and like
Speaker 2: it just went nowhere. It was the biggest like waste
Speaker 2: of time and money. And then recently ish, I reckon,
Speaker 2: I spent like four hundred and fifty bucks at like
Speaker 2: a wine bar, which like didn't even get you much.
Speaker 2: We got pretty buzz, Like I reckon, we had three
Speaker 2: bottles of wine.
Speaker 1: Three between two of you. In your buzz. I'd be
Speaker 1: off my tits.
Speaker 2: I was probably putting that lightly. But and then we
Speaker 2: went out to another joint and we started with cocktails.
Speaker 2: Got a little espresso martini, start you off fresh another one.
Speaker 2: When someone says expresso martini, do you have like a
Speaker 2: little cringe?
Speaker 1: Oh crnch and just really terrible memories coming back to my.
Speaker 2: Head, just like a real fast martini.
Speaker 1: No, just if you have an express a martini, you're
Speaker 1: in for a big night. You're not. You're not going
Speaker 1: out for casual drinks and going expresso martini. I want some.
Speaker 1: I want some caffeine to get through this next hour
Speaker 1: or two.
Speaker 2: Are you saying what I'm saying? What's this espresso martini?
Speaker 1: Not a fan?
Speaker 2: Are you saying espresso or expresso espresso? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I gotta check this. I'm gonna go back and check
Speaker 2: the tape on that one. See now that doesn't if
Speaker 2: I have a good time now like that doesn't bother
Speaker 2: me as much. And I don't think I've ever dated
Speaker 2: anyone that's it's really a problem like that they're after
Speaker 2: me for my money, like they can just look at
Speaker 2: my appearance and know that I don't know. I meant like,
Speaker 2: look at my appearance and know that I don't have
Speaker 2: any money.
Speaker 1: Know that you're poor. Help me, I'm poor.
Speaker 2: If you looked at me and went, man, that guy
Speaker 2: must be wealthy, rich, you are a terrible judge character.
Speaker 2: I think I can't imagine you've spent much at all fruitly.
Speaker 1: Shit so bad, oh, so bad. I think I've spent
Speaker 1: the most is about Yeah, about five hundred.
Speaker 2: Of your dates would be like picnics in the park that.
Speaker 5: You could like coffee walk, just buy stuff some calls
Speaker 5: and just like roll it out or put it when
Speaker 5: you know you're like you get cheap stuff and then
Speaker 5: like you get a cake from coals and then you
Speaker 5: take it out and you put it into like a
Speaker 5: nice cake tin so it looks like a fancy cake.
Speaker 1: I made this all on my own today.
Speaker 2: You get all the cheap like charcouterie board stuff and
Speaker 2: then you just like take it out and put it
Speaker 2: on a nice board.
Speaker 1: I've done that many at times. That's a great idea,
Speaker 1: by the way, people, if you need to save some cash, No,
Speaker 1: about five hundred bucks. But that's not including if I
Speaker 1: was dating someone. Seriously, I've had like we've gone on
Speaker 1: like trips. Yeah, like first date, it's like five hundred
Speaker 1: was like four was steep, lovely lady was a lovely lady.
Speaker 1: Obviously not still together by any means, but yeah, five
Speaker 1: hundred really expensive dinner.
Speaker 2: Would you want your five hundred back? Now I get a.
Speaker 1: Choice, Yeah, take that five hundred back and put it
Speaker 1: towards that new sounds for the pot cash money debate
Speaker 1: of the week.
Speaker 2: It's for you in here. We're still all this week.
Speaker 2: We're still lingering on this one topic.
Speaker 1: I feel, yeah, we are whereas a few we might
Speaker 1: not say there's a massive dating seven, but we have
Speaker 1: lingered through a few dating stories we've got. I've got
Speaker 1: a question, what point do you stop using your ex
Speaker 1: girl friends Netflix account? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think you have to be strategic about it, unless
Speaker 2: you're trying to send some creepy message or something. But yeah,
Speaker 2: when you watch stuff, it pops up in there like,
Speaker 2: oh it's so weird. Hey, do you want to keep
Speaker 2: watching this? Or you started watching this? Do you want
Speaker 2: to keep watching that? Or like, here's a show for you,
Speaker 2: Like all that stuff pops up in there. Thing, So
Speaker 2: you could send them messages through that if you want
Speaker 2: to get like if you want to play some games
Speaker 2: or get all like watch like the Best of Karma Sutra,
Speaker 2: like like like all these weird things and have them
Speaker 2: pop up. But yeah, I don't know, it's just another
Speaker 2: one of those things. It's like lingers for you. If
Speaker 2: you keep like signing into their account, you keep thinking
Speaker 2: about them, you keep doing that stuff.
Speaker 1: So what's the longest you've ever used in? Next? Girlfriends
Speaker 1: like account?
Speaker 2: For No, not too long, yeah.
Speaker 1: Four or five years. One for like five years, and
Speaker 1: it was like I talked to about Google and I'll say,
Speaker 1: like play x whatever it is on, like you know,
Speaker 1: on Netflix, and it was just logged in for the
Speaker 1: longest time, and it wasn't until maybe like a year ago.
Speaker 1: I think that essentially, all of a sudden it stopped working.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, must have finally changed the family password.
Speaker 2: It's either that or it's even better. So that moment
Speaker 2: happens and you get a little moment of self reflection
Speaker 2: and stuff, and you're like, oh, I guess times have
Speaker 2: changed and we're moving on. But five years otherwise it's like, oh, struggling,
Speaker 2: are we can't pay the Netflix Bible? I can't say
Speaker 2: the subscription? Did you bucks in my pocket? Five years,
Speaker 2: Tom's you know twelve months. You are frugal, very frugal,
Speaker 2: very frugal. But I got another question for you. At
Speaker 2: what point do you change the password if it's your account?
Speaker 2: Depends how the opposite side, right, yeah, do you reking?
Speaker 2: It depends how it ended, like if you're full spie
Speaker 2: changing this straight away.
Speaker 1: I would change it right away. I think I'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: everything she has, like every password she knows of if
Speaker 1: you had a really good relationship, she knows all your
Speaker 1: passwords so you can get into your accounts and full
Speaker 1: trust everything else. Or changing all the passwords right away.
Speaker 2: Or update it and then say, hey, FYI, I just
Speaker 2: updated the Netflix password if you want to log back
Speaker 2: in and like make it like obvious, know something like
Speaker 2: about her it's like real bad.
Speaker 1: And then she looks on there and all the depressing
Speaker 1: movies and TV series you've been watching. Yeah, just the
Speaker 1: holiday over and over and over again.
Speaker 2: Well the notebook? What the notebook? Notebook? What do you want?
Speaker 1: What do you want?
Speaker 2: Do you like classic jeez My Burger? All right, we
Speaker 2: got this one? Am I the asshole?
Speaker 1: Yes? I loved Oh sorry okay, yep, sorry politic.
Speaker 2: I've loved getting into these. Now this one gets me
Speaker 2: a bit fired up because I every time I fly
Speaker 2: on a plane and your land and the seat belt
Speaker 2: light hasn't gone off, and people get up and start
Speaker 2: getting it. Sit down, We're not going anywhere. The doors
Speaker 2: aren't open, and the carousel where your bags come out,
Speaker 2: that's going to take as long as it's going to
Speaker 2: take anyway. So you just everyone sit there. Plane land, plane,
Speaker 2: We survived.
Speaker 3: Yay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So this one's in the similar realm, but a
Speaker 2: little different. Am I the asshole for getting up and
Speaker 2: lining up next to the exit on the airplane before
Speaker 2: people in front of me got up? Now hold your
Speaker 2: hold fire. I just got off a Southwest flight with
Speaker 2: no seat assignment, so there's just the wild West out there.
Speaker 2: You just sit where And I was sat towards the
Speaker 2: very back of the pla and when we landed, people
Speaker 2: in the very front got up. The people in the
Speaker 2: middle section didn't get up, so the people in the
Speaker 2: middle were waiting for the people in the front. This
Speaker 2: person only had their backpack, so they took the opportunity
Speaker 2: to walk from the back past the middle people and
Speaker 2: line up at the very front with the front people.
Speaker 2: Efficiency Now, something extremely important to note is I got
Speaker 2: out of my seat after the seat belt sign was
Speaker 2: off and the bridge was connected to the plane.
Speaker 1: Important detail, super important.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I think you know it starts to get
Speaker 2: a bit more fair game after that. So this person
Speaker 2: only had a backpack so didn't have to get stuff
Speaker 2: out of the overhead locker. They already had it, seat
Speaker 2: belt sign off, clear runway, walked right.
Speaker 1: Up to the front elite.
Speaker 2: So while they were way to exit the plane, the
Speaker 2: person sitting in the seat next to where they were
Speaker 2: lined up said, under their breath, oh, so have the
Speaker 2: rules changed, have they? Little Snyder reminds.
Speaker 1: Beef beef coming off the plane.
Speaker 2: So he pretended not to hear them say that. Because
Speaker 2: he did, the old had their headphones.
Speaker 1: In a classic classic move.
Speaker 2: Just turned off, so there's no audio so you can
Speaker 2: hear everything. But they think that you can't, so they
Speaker 2: say something pretty low and quiet anyway. Then another person said,
Speaker 2: why don't you just go to the back and wait
Speaker 2: like everyone else just still stonewalled them and gave them nothing,
Speaker 2: which is real. I don't know if I could do that,
Speaker 2: I'd probably crumble. Well, I wouldn't be a dick. In
Speaker 2: the first place, but didn't respond, and then another lady said,
Speaker 2: I need to catch a connecting flight. I need to
Speaker 2: get out quick. That's it. Doesn't let that lady in
Speaker 2: front of him.
Speaker 1: He committed to the fact that he couldn't hear people,
Speaker 1: so he has to he has to ignore the lady
Speaker 1: that actually needs it.
Speaker 2: So in terms of actual rules that he's broken, none, none.
Speaker 2: But it comes down to public etiquette and being in
Speaker 2: a society. So he's wanting to know has he done
Speaker 2: anything wrong for what he has done? Is he the assale?
Speaker 1: I don't think he is. I think he's all right.
Speaker 1: I think if you I mean, this is a thing
Speaker 1: in America that people do. People just get up and
Speaker 1: they go. They don't care, like etiquette's not a thing there.
Speaker 1: They're the most important partison in the world and they're
Speaker 1: gonna get off that plane whenever they get a chance
Speaker 1: to it and it doesn't matter. And I think it's
Speaker 1: okay because one didn't have any check in luggage, doesn't
Speaker 1: need a way with the carousel. He's straight out the door.
Speaker 1: He's straight gone. Other people that have luggage sit in
Speaker 1: your seat. You gotta nowhere to go. You're gonna be
Speaker 1: sitting in the carousel, doesn't matter. Right, he's gone officially
Speaker 1: going I'm going straight to the front, right, total okay
Speaker 1: with that. And some other people didn't take fool of
Speaker 1: advantage of the situation, didn't want to get up in time.
Speaker 1: Your fault. Two great excuse you ever want to do this,
Speaker 1: Just say you have a connecting flight. You can go
Speaker 1: from the back of the plane to the front of
Speaker 1: a plane five seconds. You don't look like a jerk.
Speaker 1: Everyone feels like better because they're allowing you to cut
Speaker 1: the line, and everyone feels like they're, you know, doing
Speaker 1: this chivalrous thing. Really, you're just a prick that wants
Speaker 1: to get out of the fucking plane. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with that. So I don't think he's an asshole. I
Speaker 1: think he probably could have done it a bit better
Speaker 1: and just gone with the other person. And the other
Speaker 1: person came up and said, I've got a connecting flight.
Speaker 1: Got on him, probably thinking like me, probably didn't have
Speaker 1: a connecting fly. They're probably going, look this guy, he
Speaker 1: knows what he's doing. I'm following him, but I know
Speaker 1: how to get out of this in the right way. Therefore,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, hey, everyone, I'm late for connecting.
Speaker 1: Can I go early?
Speaker 2: Where it folds down? If anything is the fact that
Speaker 2: if everyone had the same mindset, yes, then it's a
Speaker 2: you know, it's a shambles.
Speaker 1: That's what Southwest is all about. Southwest doesn't have a
Speaker 1: signed seats. You show up and you have a time
Speaker 1: to get into the plane and it is literally free
Speaker 1: rain the.
Speaker 2: Flights hunt right, it's a real load.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a low standard. It's a low, low standard
Speaker 1: in America. But one thing also I will say about
Speaker 1: American flights. You will find the most random animals in
Speaker 1: American flights. Now, there are like peacocks that are like
Speaker 1: therapy animals. They're pigs, like tiny teacup pigs. All once
Speaker 1: went on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas. Holy smokes,
Speaker 1: I've never seen so many exotic animals. It was like
Speaker 1: Joe Exotic was actually on the damn plane. They were
Speaker 1: just anything and everything. Every person had an animal with
Speaker 1: them and it was some kind of dog that they
Speaker 1: had to slip forward to say like I need to
Speaker 1: bring you back, And I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: you just don't want to pay one hundred dollars to
Speaker 1: put it underneath I get it. I'd probably do the
Speaker 1: same thing, but I don't want a screaming, barking dog
Speaker 1: next to me while I'm trying to take a three
Speaker 1: hour flight home after being on a seventeen hour flight.
Speaker 2: Give him an inch.
Speaker 1: They take a mile, that's it. And this guy, he
Speaker 1: took the mile. This guy took the mile, saw a
Speaker 1: little bit of clear way, went straight to the front plane.
Speaker 1: You know what, and respect Nah, he's all right, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. That is it for the Entertainment podcast. Thanks
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