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Speaker 1: Jub Mission with Jones and Amanda. Have you thought, Brendan,

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Speaker 1: through this lockdown of having an affair.

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Speaker 2: People are listening to your wife's listening to this, I'd

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Speaker 2: be safe for that to part.

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Speaker 3: No, I haven't good. In fact, I would think this

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Speaker 3: would be the hardest time to embark it on.

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Speaker 1: It, wouldn't you think so? But Ashley Madison, remember this

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Speaker 1: is the married dating website.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, weren't they the people that said all these women

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Speaker 2: were up for it?

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Speaker 1: This is what I was going to do.

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Speaker 2: There's two women that are up for it. It's all guys.

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Speaker 1: It's all guys looking for affairs and none of no women. No,

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Speaker 1: but anyway, they claim that they have seen a spike

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Speaker 1: in the number of people all around the world who

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Speaker 1: want to become new members seventeen thousand new members a day.

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Speaker 1: Brendan is signing up around the world during the pandemic

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Speaker 1: that do you want to know the top Australian cities, Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you the top New South Wales ones for

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Speaker 1: people trying to have affairs j Japan, Albury, Coffs, Harbor, Newcastle.

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Speaker 1: Cheats as they say here, also appear to be using

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Speaker 1: their work time to look for online affairs or duh,

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Speaker 1: you can't go home?

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Speaker 2: What are you doing on nothing?

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Speaker 1: And just on my phone?

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Speaker 2: So they say that.

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Speaker 1: More people in lockdown are getting irritated with their partners duh,

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Speaker 1: and therefore want affairs and therefore adjoining places like Ashleys

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Speaker 1: Ashley and Martin Ashley Madison to seek out other people

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Speaker 1: to have affairs with the hours between ten am and

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Speaker 1: eleven am and between twelve and three before you do

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Speaker 1: the school pickup. That's when people are looking to pick

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Speaker 1: up sex pick up then school pickup.

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Speaker 2: Don't get them confused, don't get on, don't do what criky.

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Speaker 1: They have found that social distancing restrictions have meant that

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Speaker 1: fifty eight percent of their clients are complaining that partner's

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Speaker 1: not initiating saucy business enough, come on.

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Speaker 2: Get your sick. I had that before the band What Pandemic.

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Speaker 1: More than forty percent said they're less attractive to have

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Speaker 1: attracted to their spouse when they're all home together. Most

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Speaker 1: members said they'd be happy isolating with their affair partner

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Speaker 1: than their spouse. Well, Dr Dur and Dir, of course

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Speaker 1: you would.

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Speaker 3: This is all well, Dre, This is like KFC dropping

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Speaker 3: its finger licking good.

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Speaker 1: That's not part of this.

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Speaker 2: It's actually Madison, It's not their slogan.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine though, if your partner's working from home,

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Speaker 1: and you're working from home, how are you going to

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Speaker 1: have an affair and you can't go to a hotel?

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Speaker 1: How are you going to have an affair?

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Speaker 3: What happens if you're working from home and your partner's

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Speaker 3: working from home and you develop a crash on your partner?

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Speaker 1: I mean with what happens if you say I'm just

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Speaker 1: going to the kitchen to get a cup of tea

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Speaker 1: and you quickly go in there and have an affair

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Speaker 1: with Betsy Who've met Olins Ashley Madison.

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Speaker 2: Who has an affair with Betsy? That's wrong with Betsy.

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Speaker 3: I have never heard the name Betsy being thrown around

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Speaker 3: as a sexual thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh well you think, can Betsy? You know? I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're a lot about you Todays

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Speaker 1: go Away from School.

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Speaker 2: You're the one that said it's you've pricked

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Speaker 1: Everything with join Z and Amanda